The Genie's Lamp

[Jey]

Yes, I know that all of the mods/admins will be reading this and I wouldn't be suprised if they locked it, but as of now, I'm a genie and I can grant wishes, so you may only post once for a wish untill the month is over. Anna Hatake was the geniouse who gave me the idea so she get's 10 wishes per month. For my discription, I no longer have legs, I have a frizzy hat, and I am blue.

And please if any mods actually feel it's christmas time, please don't delete this.

Ask for your wishes.

[Anna Hatake]

okay sweet....i want the world to blow up into fire works then fix the earth again:D

[Jey]

(Doesn't do it)
MO: Done!

[Anna Hatake]

aww.........hmm....i wanna....blue razor wit bluetooth!!:D

[Raki]

I want 10 more wishes!

[006]

Cookies
and
Milk.

[Bap]

Christmas spirit wtf?

LOC--

just kidding (does this make me the genie now, since I granted your wish? :P)

I wish for a Wii!

[superkhanh0]

i wish for a white x mas :D

[isaiahLIII]

I wish I were a lightning BOLT

[Jey]

All granted.Rakieri no 10 wishes. You lose a wish. You know have 1 wish remaining.

[Katzyn]

i wish for a white x mas :D
Come to Colorado; you'll get buried in the blizzard snow we have here, which fell on....Thursday. =)

I wish....for a horse! =O

[Jey]

You fail, she has already gotten a white x-mas. And your horse, my powers aren't that great yet, so you get a pony instead, and you don't have to feed it, it's the ultimate pony, no waste and no feeding needed! MERRY X-MAS ALL!

[Fool Of Doom]

i wish i were a genie >.>

[Jey]

Not my place, see my wife.

[Flyin]

I wish I had a real loving relationship, where any sexual encounters wern't the most important thing, and where I could actually feel deeply involved with her.

[Jey]

I have no power over people, just objects, also I don't contole love. Sorry, I'm no god.

[Flyin]

DAMNIT! I'm never buying a geeny again!!

Can you at least get about 10yr's worth of freshmen chix here?

[Jey]

They won't have emotion or any way to make you feel anything except such sexy life. Yes you may have 10,000 freshmen slaves with no speech. They can moan if you wish, they will follow your ever command except for those that may hurt.

[Flyin]

Really, so how does the 'hurt' clause feel around kinky stuff? That's a pretty important subject to me.

I'm happy, as long as one will make me a samich after a while, I need rejuvy after a few gorounds.

[Jey]

Good, now don't spam in my lamp others need wishes too, get out before I make those freshmen actual men.

[ihc]

i wish for FRIED OKRA

remember you said you would grant it >:\

[isaiahLIII]

I love fried Okra
That's what I wish for as well

[Jey]

Fried Okra for all! GRANTED!

[Anna Hatake]

i's need snow plz husband

[Jey]

Sure, where do you want it?
*Grants her wish and puts it where she wants it.*

[badash]

I wish for a REALLY good description of Itachi's "Water Release: Water Fang Bullet"

Go ownage!!!

[Jey]

I won't except any usless favors unless I'm interested. Now go look you lazy turd.

(I meant nothing of that, no insulting or anything, just trying to look cool.)

[badash]

DAMN IT it was a WISH...

*Tips boiling water in the lamp*

(haha none taken)

[Jey]

I wish that people spam in here, I was told to keep this thread for only wishes.

Granted if they would stop.

[Lost Prophet]

I wish, I wish, I was a fish!

J/K

Actually, I wish that I had the power to use any elemental power.

[animeking]

i wish to have all the powers i have ever desired to have wish basically meants


- i get all the anime powers i ever wanted without the side affects cause it was within my desire for power o_o but these powers some how become real cause it was within the wish

-i gain all the powers i ever wanted from any show

-i gain all the pyschic powers i desired

:P lets see you say no to this wish (why i ask for this silly wish i do not know lol*

[Raki]

Ah shite...I have 1 wish remaining , I wish I didnt have 1 wish!

[Bartimaeus]

you got none

[Raki]

Noooooooooooo!!!!

*Punches transparent Genie and misses*

[Jey]

...
Guy with powers, neh.

ANd my son, everyone has unlimited wishes untill jan 1.

[Spangle]

YAY! :D. Know I just need something to wish for.... I know I was able to do Sexy no jutsu! LOL :p

[Jey]

Where is your wish, and don't spam just wish.

[NMK]

Anna, just because you gave him this idea I've decided to tell you that you ain't my friend anymore. lmao j/k but seriously, personally I see this thread totally useless.

All you can quote is:

-MO GENIE DID IT
-MO GENIE DID NOT DO IT

No offence

[Jey]

Don't make me get an admin/mod. Get out or stop spamming.

[Anna Hatake]

Anna, just because you gave him this idea I've decided to tell you that you ain't my friend anymore. lmao j/k but seriously, personally I see this thread totally useless.

All you can quote is:

-MO GENIE DID IT
-MO GENIE DID NOT DO IT

No offence

meanie !!!!!!!!*sad*............anyways..........ohhhhhhh genie i wish to go to eurpoe

[Jey]

Granted, and I've just re-read the page and I saw too much spamming.

P.S. MO GENIE DID IT

[Anna Hatake]

can i have immortality???

[Jey]

Mo Genie Did It

[narutofanone]

3 Wishes(must be consequence free)
1) Ageless Immortality
2) Super Powers(super strength, etc.)
3) Many Riches

[Jey]

*Looks at his list of prepyness. Then looks at Broly beating some *ss. Then sees that life isn't fair*
MO GENIE DID 1 & 3.

[narutofanone]

Hey I can dream. I am only certain that the first wish is absolutely necessary. The last two are negotiable.

[Jey]

I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Or make a wish. No spamming! If you wish, you can spam, just as long as it's in the same post.

[Chidongan]

1) Immortality.
2) Eternal Youth.
3) Invinicibility.

[Jey]

1) Nope.
2) Get insurance.
3) Don't be stupid.

[V.VELDANEN]

Man, this genie is just rude....lol

URm!! I'd like a HOT piece of fatass please! One that smells real bad...hairy too!

[Jey]

MO GENIE DID IT
*A V.VELDANEN just got a fatass in place of his old on and cannot be cleaned or made to smell better*

Don't be so literal.

[NMK]

I wish for this thread to get locked.

[Jey]

Now, you need to leave, Bap has already granted my wish to not lock it. He is one of your gods, do not dis-respect his words! Leave my lamp immediatly.

P.S. MO GENIE DIDN"T DO IT!

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

I wish you werent so f*cking dumb

[Jey]

Genie didn't do it.