View Full Version : Annoying The Naruto Characters....
village~idiot552
12-16-2006, 09:28 PM
What would YOU do to annoy the Naruto characters?
Say which character you're going to annoy and go from there!
Itachi- Insist that he's the kindest person you've ever met
- Yank on his ponytail and yell "Ding Dong!"
Flyin
12-16-2006, 10:09 PM
Sasuke - Burn his emo cd's. Hang out with Itachi. Have Naruto and Sakura out all the time with him.
animeking
12-16-2006, 10:16 PM
simple jiraya :D id be like hey jiraya looky my collection :D *takes out dirty vids* and he would be like OMG GIMME! and id be like nope *burns it all* and jiraya is like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lmao
Flyin
12-16-2006, 10:21 PM
HAHA! Ok, I got one....
Naruto - Get a date with Sakura! Win, he kills himself like that!
simple jiraya :D id be like hey jiraya looky my collection :D *takes out dirty vids* and he would be like OMG GIMME! and id be like nope *burns it all* and jiraya is like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lmao
Better yet, tape over all his porn.
with Dr. Phil.
KageNaruto
12-16-2006, 10:45 PM
say anything remotely offensive to sakura and shell bust a vein in her forehead, anything offends her
naruto - put ichiraku ramen out of business
kakashi - steal his books
sasuke - kill itachi
hinata - kill naruto
village~idiot552
12-16-2006, 11:20 PM
Orochimaru- dance around the lair listening to your IPod
-try to shove another scroll down his throat
Itachi & Sasuke- invite them to a brother-brother picnic
Itachi- sign him up for the army
Hellchild915
12-17-2006, 05:15 AM
you dont like Itachi do you??
eat choji's chips - what, too easy?
fine, then hide Azuma's cigaretts and watch him go through withdrawal.
village~idiot552
12-17-2006, 10:32 AM
actually I love Itachi, but I love torturing him even more.
Sasuke- sell him on E-bay
Itachi- tell a funny joke and pinch him when he doesn't laugh
Chidongan
12-17-2006, 02:39 PM
naruto - kill all his 'precous' persons.
sasuke - tell him oro's a pedophile rapist.
itachi - make fun of his deterieting eyesight.
tsunade - call her old.
NARUTOxMANGA
12-31-2006, 04:47 AM
Sasuke call Sakura "You are really annoying.".
She is indeed annoying, but she is bitch. Ôô And Itachi isn't annoying, but he is stronger ninja who from Akatsuki Org. ;)
Kristovich
12-31-2006, 10:15 AM
Gaara, by saying that you stopped playing in the sandbox when you were <insert age here> years old (probably be the last thing you'd do though).
Kankuro, by saying that dolls are for girls.
Genma, by asking if that toothpick is stuck.
Shikamaru, by beating him in any given game.
superkhanh0
12-31-2006, 03:06 PM
kill bugs infront of shino :D
village~idiot552
01-02-2007, 11:02 PM
pour water in Gaara's gaurd
Lost Prophet
01-06-2007, 02:18 AM
Neji-Shooting the crows out of the sky when he is trying to count them.
Spriggan430
01-07-2007, 04:09 AM
When couji is eating take the food and throw is on the floor and say oops sorry... nvm he'll eat if off the floor
Poke neji in the eye when counting crows..
Poke naruto when he goes kyuubi where the seal is... idk more fun for me then annoying him... maybe he wil lbe the next pillsbury doughboy
sasuke...give him something of itachi's as a christmas gift..
.Sage.
01-07-2007, 05:43 AM
eat choji's chips - what, too easy?
fine, then hide Azuma's cigaretts and watch him go through withdrawal.
Lmao....
To annoy Pakkun I would call him a "cute little doggy".
Spriggan430
01-07-2007, 05:12 PM
lol... for kakashi i would black out all the "bad" parts in his ichi ichi paradise books or w/e
.Sage.
01-07-2007, 07:17 PM
lol... for kakashi i would black out all the "bad" parts in his ichi ichi paradise books or w/e
Or just ruin the ending to it...
uchihasasuke30
01-15-2007, 02:30 AM
Here is what I'd do:
Naruto: Steal his ramen and destroy every place that has ramen in existance.
Sasuke: Clone Itachi.
Sakura: Put her on a date with both Lee and Naruto.
Rock Lee: Insult Maito Gai.
Tenten: Steal her scrolls.
Neji: Put tape on his mark.
Hinata: Reveal that she likes naruto to everyone.
Kiba: Give Akamaru to a kennel.
Shino: Spray bug repellent on him.
Ino: Call her Ino-pig ( like sakura )
Shikamaru: Make him work.
Choji: Give him only water.
Kakashi: Steal Icha Icha Paradise.
Gai: Insult Rock Lee.
sakurachanhaha
02-10-2007, 06:13 AM
Gai: Shave his eye-brows :p
shouvile
02-10-2007, 06:17 AM
lmao you guys are so funny. umm lemme think
Tsunade - Call her an old fart =)
sakurachanhaha
02-10-2007, 06:24 AM
Jariya: Put him in a room with all naked gay guys
.Sage.
02-10-2007, 02:54 PM
Pakkun - Touch his supple paw and not go on a mission with him :-)
I'd do this:
Naruto - Replace his ramen with fish sticks.
Itachi - Treat him like he was the kindest person ever.
Sasuke - Act like Itachi, I'd talk exactly like Itachi talks to Sasuke.
Kakashi - Replace his books with some goodnight stories for kids.
Jiraiya - Cut his penis off.
Tsunade - Keep insisting that she looks older than she really is.
Iruka - Make Naruto hate him.
Gamabunta - Keep summoning him without any reason at all.
Manda - Constantly promise him sacrifices if he does stuff for me, but never giving him anything.
Gamatatsu - Promise him a snack everytime I see him, and if he has some I'd take it from him.
Kabuto - Flirt with Orochimaru
Orochimaru - Flirt with Sasuke
Sakura - Flirt with Sasuke
Ino - Flirt with Sasuke
Neji - Call him a nazi because of the mark in his head. (In the manga he has a swastika symbol instead of the regular cross in the anime)
Hinata - Tell her that my byakugan is better than hers while I don't even have byakugan.
Shikamaru - Tell him that he's gay 24/7
Chouji - Tell him to exercise more to get the fat away.
Asuma - Smoke all of his cigarettes.
Shizune - Borrow money in her name.
Kiba - Send Akamaru to a kennel.
Akamaru - Send Kiba to a kennel.
Shino - Spray him with some kind of anti-bug spray.
Kurenai - Ask her if she wants to have some real fun 24/7.
Lee - Say that Gai is an ugly fag.
Gai - Say that Lee is an ugly fag.
Ten-Ten - Replace her scrolls with scrolls that have a ramen making guide.
Kisame - Eat fish everytime he's around.
Zabuza - Make chips using his sword.
Haku - Tell him that he looks like a girl everytime I see him.
Gatou - Steal required documents and sell his company.
Kimimaro - Scratch my ass using his bones.
Kyuubi - Throw tomatos on him since he's in a cage and can't do anything about it.
Shukaku - Ask him if he's Elvis since he sounds like him.
Temari - Use her thingy as toilet paper.
Kankuro - Seduce his dolls.
ANBU - Show them the "What the ANBU does on their freetime" video.
Too lazy to come up with more.
Chaos Lord
02-11-2007, 04:59 AM
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kimimaro:scrach my ass with his bones.
now that sounds rather hardcore.
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