Things naruto characters would never say

[katonkage]

just type something that u wouldnt hear a character say ..ill start

Naruto: "screw bein Hokage i cant be bothered"
Shino: OH GOD A BUG!! KILL IT KILL IT"
Kakahi: Shit shit shit im not gonna make it on time! i better hurry!
Shikamaru: Come on guys u can do it if u just try!

and now everyone else

[Tragnael]

Naruto "yuck Ramen!!"
sakura "naruto I love you!"
sasuke" I like women~!"
kakashi. "Im early today!"
Kyubi "LETS ALL BE FRIENDS AND PLAY NICE!"

[64HandsOfHakke]

Tsunade: "Im gonna double down on blac...I WON!?"
Jiraiya: "You shouldn't oogle girls"

[B166ER]

naruto: sakura?? screw her...
kiba: i hate this fucking dumb pet!!!
sasuke: that would be great ih I could see my lovely brother again, I don't care if he slaughtered my all family, even the best can meke mistakes :)

[YamaNekoX]

Jariaya: "I'm g@y, I don't like girls"
Naruto: "Hokage sucks"
Sasuke: "Itachi you're alright"

[koji_alpha]

Garaa: hugs for EVERYONE! :D
Haku: Im tired of confusing people with my feminane side...
Lee: Sakura.......you are completly useless as a shinobi and as a person! *ping!*

[random_kuree]

kiba: Akumara! You stupid dog, get out of my jacket....o and take your damm flee's with you.

Sasuke: LETS PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!!

Shikimaru: I love you, ino.

Sakura & Ino: Sasuke sucks we like Naruto.

Chouji: I'm a FREAKIN' FATASS

Tsunade: biong I WIN!!!!

Oro: EWWWWW there's Snakes everywhere

[iamsolid]

Tsunade: Oooh!! Blood!!
Sasuke: Sakura...I love you.
Naruto:....I give up. Sasuke,you win.
Itachi: SASUKE!!! MY DEAR LITTLE BROTHER!!! Long time no see. <3<3
Gaara: Kankuro,Temari!! My best friends~~!! I love you guys. -hug-

[Anbu Dr J]

Tsuande:OMG I WON!
Jiraiya:I'm gonna peeping at women
Kakashi:I'm gonna throw all my come come paradise volumes away, and be on time
Naruto:SCREW HOKAGE!I SUCK!and i hate ramen
Sasuke:Itachi!! I dont wanna kill you!
Itachi&Kisame:OMG MY NAILS! MY SWEET PAINTED NAILS!
Gaara:I hate killing people
Ino:Chouji i love you
Iruka:NARUTO IM GONNA BURN DOWN ALL THE RAMEN STANDS!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHA
Hinata:[loud]
Kiba:[quiet]
Shino:EWWW KILL THE DAMN BUG!!
Asuma:I'm gonna quit smoking
Gai&Lee:I'm gonna stop qearing green tights,shave my eyebrows,and shave my bowl cut hair

[iamsolid]

Gaara: Temari~~!! ^______^- Look!! A flower~~!! Isn't it pretty? <3

[Calculust]

Shino: HOLY **** A COCKROACH!! *Uses raid*

Kakashi: I'm gonna laugh when all my comrades die then write "Obito Sucks!" on his grave.

Kiba: Akamaru, I'm having you put to sleep so I can have a pet kitty.

Tayuya: Guys! Don't swear!

Sarutobi: Screw Konoha! I'm off to Vegas ******!

Hinata: Naruto is such a moron.
W00T B33R!!!!

Kisame: This sword is lame, I'm gonna trade it in for a kawaii set of pompoms ^_^.

Sakura: Sasuke is so lame...

Orochimaru: Forget Sasuke! Kabuto, get me Naruto's body!

Kin & Sakura: I'm actually going to do something!

Tsunade: I hate gambling.

Lee: Heh heh it's a squirrel with an exploding tag on it's back :twisted:

[Aurora Dark]

Kurenai: I've had it Asuma! Come on Kakashi, let's get married.

Asuma: I don't like it when people smoke around me, that stuff's awful.

Hinata: OMG, violence is cool! :D!

Gaara: Aw, I look cute today <3

Kankuro: You don't scare me Gaara! NYAH!

Haku: Zabuza... I hate you.

Sasuke: Life is a beautiful thing, and it makes the heart sing radiantly... I can hear birds singing, they want to sing too! :D!!

Itachi: :D!!!

Naruto: I'm too weak for this, I quit Life!

Kakashi: Do I look pretty enough to impress them?

Iruka: I really hate all of you.

Kiba: Mommy... I feel scared...

[Tragnael]

Sakura & Ino: Sasuke sucks we like Naruto.

i look forward to this day

[Lixie]

This is gay.

[W4ph3r]

This is gay.

indeed













Sasuke: "i dont have a vibrator."

[PerniciousJuJu]

gaara: I look soo cute just being pissed off everyday. Why do u think I'm always pissed off.

Sakura: please, someone kill me already and make the anime more enjoyable for fans!

[Aurora Dark]

This is gay.
why so negative? :cry:

[Lixie]

LOL I was being retarded at the time.

But yes...

One thing Gai would never say: "This is gay..."

[thompkinsbrian]

Shikamaru: lets go work out, lets go train, lets go party,

[Aurora Dark]

LOL I was being retarded at the time
Lol, I gotcha :P

Shikamaru: lets go work out, lets go train, lets go party,
On that note...
Shikamaru: Hey guys, why don't we do stuff?

[Lixie]

OH I GOT ONE.

Shikamaru: OH man... Sakura is so beautiful!

[thompkinsbrian]

sasuke: naruto i respect how far you have come

[Lixie]

Gai: Omg I'm lame and I'm a loser who should just jump into a pond like the frog I am.

[thompkinsbrian]

Neji: i love myself

[nawar]

naruto: i dont have an anal probe up my ass
sasuke: I want an anale probe up MY ass
sakura: Im AN anale probe
orochimaru: sarutoby, look i brought you your old sensei
anbu: look its a nice pink wall lets lean against it
itachi : who the hell is naruto ??
neji: mange!....wait...i cant do mange.......
kakashi: what a lovely brown sky, this mange thing is great

[Asperitas]

Naruto: I don't care about becoming hokage!
Sasuke: I don't want to fight, I hate fighting!
Sakura: ohhh naruto, I love you so!
Kakashi: I gave up reading those dirty books, Sakura do you want to have them?
Neji: Hinata, I love you!
Hinata: Naruto is a loser!
Gai: Kakashi is so uncool!
Lee: I have no talent at all in nin- and genjutsu, so its useless becoming a ninja!
Shikamaru: I live to protect the ones I love!
Orochimaru: Sorry I wanted to take over Konoha, let's become friends!

[PerniciousJuJu]

Neji: Sharingan!!!

Sasuke: Byakugan!!!


lol

[structure85]

oro: i wanna be hokage to protect people!

chochi: I'm goin on a diet, i'm way too fat

sasuke: naruto, let's go and get some ramen!

[Lixie]

Naruto: "I understand everything."
Sasuke: "Make love and peace, not war!!"
Choji: "Do I look fat in this outfit?"

[random_kuree]

Neji: Sharingan!!!

Sasuke: Byakugan!!!


lol

LOL that's so funny XD

Shino: AHHH ANTS PESTICIDE *sparys it all over himself* AHHHH I'M MELTING!

[thompkinsbrian]

sasuke: who is itachi?
gai/lee: hard work? who needs it

Jaiyra: I want to save myself for marriage!!

[Aurora Dark]

Tsunade: I have decided to become a nun.

[thompkinsbrian]

Tsunade: save your money kids!!

[random_kuree]

Sakura: AHHH MY BEAUTIFUL LONG HAIR IS RUINED! *starts killing herself*

[katonkage]

sasuke: why did I leave konoha? ask sakura in 9 months and youll find out
itachi: look at this damn photo i have red eyes....oh yeah right
sakura: damn naruto and sasuke-kun may be killed! i better get in there!
kiba: wheres the konoha pound? i lost that f@#$in dog AGAIN!

[Frozenserpent]

Naruto: You have a beautiful, strong, powerful, young body, Sasuke.

[Vivi]

Oro: The true reason I go after Konoha is... that I feel very insecure... I am very small in the pants...

[random_kuree]

Sasuke: Cargo and blue works way better then tight spandex...it's all itchy and everything

LOL XD

[Deathfire]

Gaara: "Killing is bad."

[Frozenserpent]

Who knows. He seems to be leaning towards that, more than ever.

[Deathfire]

No, killing to him is still sweet...he just kills more bad guys now, I guess... :roll:


Back on topic:

Jiraiya: "Hey mister...I think I'm in love with you...:L"

[Anbu Dr J]

Tsuande:*wide awake, not sleeping and finished all paper work* darnit i want more paperwork

[The Fifth]

Kabuto: AHAHAHA Tsunade you're so weak! I'll kick your ass!
Tsunade: gambling makes me sick...it's too easy, I win every time anyways.

Sasuke: I admit it Naruto, you're a better ninja than I.
Naruto: No, you're better.
Sasuke: No no, don't be modest, your orange clothes are very good for camoflague.
Naruto: Ah but your ego is so much bigger than mine
Sasuke: I love you Naruto.

Sasuke: I'll forgive you Itachi...if you just tell me one thing, why?
Itachi: ....it was...an accident...I was drunk, one thing lead to another, and next thing I knew, I accidentally slaughtered them, I'm so sorry.
Sasuke: aww, it's okay *hug*

Orochimaru: I like women!
Kakashi: I'm giving up weed!
Jiyaiya: You must respect women!
Naruto: I hate Konoha, and someday, I will crush it!!

[random_kuree]

Choji: I'm on a DIET!
Shikamaru: She's hot...
Hinata: KICK MY FREAKIN' ASS YOU BEEEP
Neji: screw fate, go rock lee!

[narutofanboy]

orochimaru: "um kabuto can i speak to u for a minute.... Um we hav been partners for a long time and all and i have <pause> grown to love you......"

kabuto: "Oh orochimaru....<pause> "im sorry orochi, my buttercup, but I love you, BUT i'm NOT IN LOVE WIT YOU.....>

[tipme]

sakura: wow ino good job

[Aurora Dark]

Rock lee: Ok, I admit it! I've been taking steroids... I'm just so weak without them!


Kakashi: You know.. these books are starting to get boring. I think I might sell them.

[narutoIZZAbest]

Gai: You suck,Lee!!!
Naruto:Haha I'm weakest nin in Konoha.And I'm proud of it!!
Sasuke:Please dont hurt me,Sakura!!

[random_kuree]

Sasuke:Please dont hurt me,Sakura!!

LOL that's hilarious. XD


They have some at http://www.rasengan.net/index2.php?x=anime/quotes

[AK47]

well to revive this thread since the manga has passed a lot
man i am lame though

sai: sakura u are beautiful
sasori/deidera: i hate art!

tsunade: oh jiraiaya kiss me!!
man i suck!! someone else do it!!!

[zoldic777]

Tsunade:Orochimaru,I'll let you have my body but dont look at it

Lee:Ninjutsu is better then Taijutsu

Naruto:Sakura-sama,You are now the Hokage

Sakura:Sai,You can keep on insulting Sasuke,It makes me feel good

Sasuke:Itachi,Why did you leave akatsuki

Itachi:I have To Watch Naruto episode 80,But I'll do that after i burn these Cd's for my friends,okay,I think its dont like this,Katon,Goukakyuu no jutsu(heheh)

[st george]

sakura: naruto, im pregnant and its ur baby

[Canthinkofaname]

orochimaru: EEEKK, theres l.ike snakes everywhere! kill them !!!!

[Chidongan]

Naruto: boobies *hugs*
Sakura: bigger boobies *hugs*
Sasuke: tsunade's boobies *hugs*

well you dont see them ever saying that ....so.....SHUT UP.

[Canthinkofaname]

ok were shutting up. but anyone, are you ever going to return to Sos? i mean, you havent been in, ever!

[kjrav]

Tsunade:I love Orochimaru!
Oro:I hate Jutsus.

[animeking]

im waiting for kazbomb and tournament >.<


Tsunade says: alright Jiraya i will let you see my breast any time you wont and sleep with you ^_^

jiraya says: sorry tsunade but i just found out im gay ^_^

orochiamru says: hey jiraya you forgot to call me last night what happened *cries*

lol that would never happen :P

[Ichee]

Itachi: You lack love Sasuke

Sasuke: Sakura beat me off

Naruto: Tsunade can you make me an academy student again

Jaraiya: I'm interested in Transvesdytes

[Sol]

Naruto: I give up! Hokage is an impossible dream.

Sasuke: Revenge isnt everything...

Sakura: Sai is wayyyy hotter then Sasuke!

Sai: Drawing is for infants!

[kjrav]

Sai:Sakura is truly beutiful!
Sasuke:Sakura I'll stay in konoha w/t you forever!

[Ichee]

Jaraiya:"Record me getting fucked in the ass on the new digi cam"

Sakura:"How do my man-boobs feel???"

[2Pac]

Naruto : Believe it!
Itachi : I just saw Snakes on a Plane.
Sasuke : Im NOT a fan girls fantasy.
Orochimaru : Freakin' sweet ehehehehheh
Haku : ... im not really a little boy why else do you think i would follow this guy and his BIG sword.
Neji : FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Canthinkofaname]

wth are you talking about. naruto says believe it in every ****ing sentence

[Ichee]

Just look at his name and you can tell hes a dick....

Kakashi:" I need some pussy"

[zoldic777]

Sakura:Kakashi,You can have mine,so when do ya need it

Naruto;Temari Loves Sasuke,So you,Sakura,Can go with someone else like lee or tenten(In case you are a (les----)

Sakura:Tsunade,I want to learn how to have big breasts

Tsunade:If you want to have big breasts,Eat Crabs,Snakes and Crocodiles,Did i mention other peoples breasts too

[babyxcandy]

iruka: naruto sucks @ss and he's not worth a sh!t
naruto: hey! young lady tsunade! i hate ur job, and i wouldnt take it for all the respect in the world. i like being disrespected and beat up all the time
sakura: naruto is the best in the world and sasuke is ugly
sasuke: hi! wanna b friends with me!
kakashi: okay, i've got to be early, so ill throw out all my come come paradise boods so they dont distract me.
kiba: ugggh! i hate dogs! get away from me, you mangy mutt
hinata: i give up, i dont want to impress naruto anymore.
shino: *laughing* ahhhhh! a bug! *runs away*
asuma: *cough cough* uggggh...im giving up smoking
gai & lee: who cares about the springtime of youth, im going home and watching tv
tsunade: i wont gamble anymore
jiraiya: hey, you! you shouldn't be peeping!
chouji: okay, from now on, im on a diet.
shikamaru: i wanna go out and do something! i hate those clouds.

[Canthinkofaname]

LOL, you are hilarious my friend

[AK47]

Azuma: we're celebrating because shikamaru graduated from being a genin to chuunin, but i think sasuke deserves to be chuunin
Shika: I love being a ninja, it ain't troublesome!!!
chouji: ino u can have the last piece of meat, im full
ino: ok!!!
azuma: shikamaru, u don't deserve being a chuunin
shikamaru: DERRRR!!!!
Azuma: see what i mean, and i'm so weak!!
_________________________
tsunade: don't i just have the largest boobies in konoha
__________________________
ramenshop dude: how may i help you? we are serving the finest italian spaghetti
naruto: i love spaghetti!!!
__________________________
kakashi: gai i want to compete with you
gai:.....huh did you say something
kakashi: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
____________________________

[estranged]

shikamaru : troublesome?...is that even a word?

chouji : ok ma, i'm going out jogging!...don't worry, i'll pick up the brocolli on the way!

hinata : hi naruto!

orochimaru : wazzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! \m/

[Uchiha_Madara]

Naruto : No thanks, I dont feel like Ramen..
Naruto : Yondaime... is my father...
Naruto : Chidori!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke : Orochimaru... Do you have some vaseline... this robe thingy CHAFES
Sasuke : RASENGAN!!!!!!!
Sasuke : Sakura...I...Love...Oro...

Tsunade : Yes they are NATURAL...
Tsunade : Remember kids, when gambling, winners know when to stop...
Tsunade : Jiraiya... for an old guy... you're hot...

Jiraiya : Naruto... do sexy no jutsu...
Jiraiya : Naruto! Introduce me to your friend *Jiraiya eyes Sakura*
Jiraiya : Hi my name's Jiraiya and I'm an alcoholic

Oro : Come kabuto! To the batmobile!
Oro : (Any sentence that doesnt end with : kukukuku)
Oro : I'm fine Sasuke... I wont take your body...

Kakashi : Ok... I have all my stuff together, I am not late, and I am totally organised...
Kakashi : Come Come Paradise IS NOT PORN!
Kakashi : YES I DO HAVE A MOUTH... NO NARUTO NOT A @#% FISH MOUTH

Choji : No thanks I cant eat anymore... I'm full.
Choji : Off to the gym...
Choji : This food is gross. I cant eat this...

Kiba : STUPID DOG, YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD! OOOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
Hinata : (anything other than 'Naruto...')
Shikamaru : This is good...definitely good... not troublesome at all

Sakura : hmmm I wonder if Sasuke likes pink hair...
Sakura : *Takes out a can of spray paint and paints her hair pink...*
Sakura : Whoops...

Sai : I understand how you're feeling... Really... I know what your talking about...

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THats about all I can think off for now :P If i get more I will post em...[/b]

[Canthinkofaname]

wow, those are hilarious. i love when i laugh at funny things and not silly retarded newbs

[2Pac]

wow, those are hilarious. i love when i laugh at funny things and not silly retarded newbsthen why arent you laughing at yourself? silly retarded noob. :twisted:
Shikamaru : 2 + 2 are you kidding?! im not a calculater!
Kiba : Check out my new collar if that smelly peice of sh.... i mean Akamaru gets to far away i can shock him with 2 million volts.
Jiraiya : Internet porn addiction is a serious problem.
Orochimaru : I love women.

[Canthinkofaname]

um, do you have something against me?
seriously. i do nothing and you like, hate me

[Ichee]

Naruto:" Ero-Sennin peep at Sakura and tell me the details so I can jack-off"

Jaraiya:( to Naruto)" Tsunade let me touch her boobs once and.....OMG TSUNADE!!!!.. HOw long you been lisening...
Tsunade:" long enough"
Jaraiya:" EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE don't kill me"


Sasuke:" Sakura give me head"
Sakura:" Eww Sasuke no.. you're a pervert thats why I hate your and Naruto has a bigger penis......


Orochimaru:" I took Sasuke's butt kukuku"

[2Pac]

um, do you have something against me?
seriously. i do nothing and you like, hate melol dude i was jk i still... well i s... i love you!!! :oops:
hehehh :roll:
Jiraiya : oo.... Orochimaru thats cold, your snake is slithering up my leg, feels so goood.
Orochimaru : Doing the moonwalk OH!
Naruto : Umm sensei whats a "hokage"?
Tsunade : WOOO JACKPOT!!!
3rd hokage : I....... i....... t-t-ta-take off your clothes and do sexy no jutsu Naruto!

[Canthinkofaname]

ewww, your disgusting

[Ichee]

I think the two preious post were vey intimately homo....

-_-

[Canthinkofaname]

im not gay like you. jp, but im still not gay

[Chidongan]

Sakura: Sexy no Jutsu.
Naruto: its still not helping. -.-'


Orochimaru: Sasuke....i am your father.
Sasuke: what?!?
Orochimaru: lol j/p.
Sasuke: OMGWTF. you scared the poopies outta me.
Orochimaru: O.o


Naruto: Sexy no Jutsu.
Orochimaru: nvmd Sasuke. i want his *points to Naruto* body.
Jiraiya: you have to fight me for it bitch. *slaps Oro*

[y.o.]

Sakura: Sexy no Jutsu.
Naruto: its still not helping. -.-'


Orochimaru: Sasuke....i am your father.
Sasuke: what?!?
Orochimaru: lol j/p.
Sasuke: OMGWTF. you scared the poopies outta me.
Orochimaru: O.o


Naruto: Sexy no Jutsu.
Orochimaru: nvmd Sasuke. i want his *points to Naruto* body.
Jiraiya: you have to fight me for it bitch. *slaps Oro*

I dont get it!!

[Chidongan]

your not supposed to get it! only i can understand the jokes that come out of my mind. MWUAHAHAHHAH


on topic:

Neji: yay! *giggles*

[GoldGuardian]

Sakura: Sexy no Jutsu.
Naruto: its still not helping. -.-'


LOL, that made me laugh!!! I completely agree -_-
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Naruto : Wait everyone, we shouldn't rush. Let's think first.

Sakura : If I want to become pretty, I'll have to change my hair style and color, and most of all, I'll have to show a nice and cute attitude to everyone, including Naruto ^_^

Hinata : Naruto...to think that I had a crush on you...that was the biggest mistake of my life! Screw you! I never liked your hairstyle anyway...

Haku : Look, I know these things shouldn't be said openly, but I can't bear it anymore. I'm not a girl, neither am I a boy! Do you GET IT now?

Kakashi : Although Naruto was the most retarded student I ever had, I'm proud of him now.

[Canthinkofaname]

Sakura: Sexy no Jutsu.
Naruto: its still not helping. -.-'


Orochimaru: Sasuke....i am your father.
Sasuke: what?!?
Orochimaru: lol j/p.
Sasuke: OMGWTF. you scared the poopies outta me.
Orochimaru: O.o


Naruto: Sexy no Jutsu.
Orochimaru: nvmd Sasuke. i want his *points to Naruto* body.
Jiraiya: you have to fight me for it bitch. *slaps Oro*


I dont get it!!

then you dont have a sense of humer

[Bartimaeus]

ahaha, very good!!


Shino: Naruto, what do you suggest we do?

Ino: Sakura, you're so pretty

Sakura: Ahh, fuck off with sasuke, I'll take naruto

Itachi: My dear brother

Kisame: Who wants fish sticks?

Gaara: One of my friend..(to be completed)

Shikamaru: CHARGE!!!!

Choji: Shikamaru, take the last pork chop, I can't eat anymore

Kiba: I can't stand the scent of dog pee

Jiraiya: Well, I think I got enough of these bathing girls...

Konohamaru: You suck Naruto!!

3rd Hokage: Will you stop crying, you damn crybaby!!

Tsunade: Time to do paperwork!!

Shizune: Tsunade-sama: PLease come and play lottery with me!!!



Well, that's it for today!!

[y.o.]

naruto and sauske: Its gangbang time!!!!

Sakura turns and looks puzzled!!

[estranged]

yondaime - hi! i've come back to life and now i am akatsuki's leader!

orochimaru - ... :( i miss sandaime...

sasuke - *meets naruto after time skip*..ahh naruto!...whacha been upto man?

[y.o.]

sauske: I miss the good ol days!! My bro, man I love him he was always the life of the family get to gethers!

[KageNaruto]

zabuza: kakashi its time for a rematch! raaaaagh!

kakashi: wtf, he activated bankai!

[y.o.]

LOL!! that was a good one!!

[Ichee]

Hinata: Shvae my hairy balls

Actually I think Hinata would say that when hes in his mid thirties

[GoldGuardian]

That is very anti-Hinata...I think you've already made your point about her, so could you focus on more...pleasant jokes at least?

That anti-Sakura joke from Chidongan seems way better to me :
Sakura: Sexy no Jutsu.
Naruto: its still not helping. -.-'

I'll try another, based on what they'd never say :

Sakura : Naruto, I'll do my best to help you!
Naruto : THEN get out of the way!

Sakura : Sasuke, what do you think of my hair?
Sasuke : I'm glad it's pink, or else I'd mistake you for a guy in a dress.

[KageNaruto]

one day sasuke is walking through the forest and then comes along zetsu

zetsu: hey kid, wanna buy some weed? nothing is better than this sh*t i grow on my head

[Afrokage]

ROFL Kage that was funny as hell.

[zoldic777]

hehe,I know from where you got that kagenaruto,hehe

Orochimaru:Can You come with me jiraiya,We got gay stuff to do

[KageNaruto]

hehe,I know from where you got that kagenaruto,hehe

Orochimaru:Can You come with me jiraiya,We got gay stuff to do

yeah lolz, might as well imitate that thing more while im at it.


sasuke: itachi! for the pride of the quincy, i swear i will kill you!

[Chidongan]

Teamari: hey Tenten.
Tenten: hey Teamari. whats up?
Temari: nothing. just looking for something to do.
Tenten: yeah. me too. im soo bored.
Temari: me too.
Tenten: i got an idea.!!
Temari: what is it?
Tenten: lets not go to Chidongans house, and not have a threesome with him.
Temari: great idea.


Chidongan: Bear in mind, fellow chaos members, that these are things TenTen and Temari would never say. Thus implying that they do want to have a threesome with me. YAY.

[KageNaruto]

Teamari: hey Tenten.
Tenten: hey Teamari. whats up?
Temari: nothing. just looking for something to do.
Tenten: yeah. me too. im soo bored.
Temari: me too.
Tenten: i got an idea.!!
Temari: what is it?
Tenten: lets not go to Chidongans house, and not have a threesome with him.
Temari: great idea.


Chidongan: Bear in mind, fellow chaos members, that these are things TenTen and Temari would never say. Thus implying that they do want to have a threesome with me. YAY.

nah, i think it qualifies as what theyll never say when they mentioned your name, besides thay are already at my house :P

asuma: i quit smoking!

[Chidongan]

Teamari: hey Tenten.
Tenten: hey Teamari. whats up?
Temari: nothing. just looking for something to do.
Tenten: yeah. me too. im soo bored.
Temari: me too.
Tenten: i got an idea.!!
Temari: what is it?
Tenten: lets not go to Chidongans house, and not have a threesome with him.
Temari: great idea.


Chidongan: Bear in mind, fellow chaos members, that these are things TenTen and Temari would never say. Thus implying that they do want to have a threesome with me. YAY.

nah, i think it qualifies as what theyll never say when they mentioned your name, besides thay are already at my house :P

asuma: i quit smoking!

you lie!!

on topic:

Temari: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard--
Tenten: there like, its better than yours--
Haku: damn right, its better than yours--
Naruto: yeah bitches. shake it!!

[estranged]

haku: see?...told ya!..i'm a guy!

kabuto : regular?..or decaff, orochimaru sama?

naruto: hmm..maybe i shud skip training today...

itachi:..why yes thank u!..it's a brand new nail polish and it's purple!

[Canthinkofaname]

kagenaruto and chidongan, thats impossible, for they are at my house. and not just them muhahahahahaha :P

jiraiya: im bored of these naked women standing in front of me, im gonna go do some gay stuff

[WhiteFang]

Kiba: I really do like cats better

Shikamaru: I'm bored Let's do something

Itachi: U Lack Penis!

Kabuto: Damn u Sasuke! Oro is all mine

Naruto; Geez more Fillers! I'm gonna watch Bleach

[KageNaruto]

knakurou: i hate puppet shows

[Ichee]

Sasuke: Itachi, I always looked up to you and you know what I want to join you

Itachi: Sasuke, I was waiting until you got strong enough so I can tell you how to get stronger than me and join Akatsuki with me..


Orochimaru: I took Sasuke butt

Jaraiya: I took Naruto's butt

Hinata: I took Sakura's butt and fucked her man-boobs.....

[y.o.]

There too many gay jokes here!

[WhiteFang]

Akamaru: MOOOOOOO

Sajura: My period is late :P

Orochimaru: My period is late (bah teh same)

Sai: Can i take off this plastic face now?

Naruto: I cant eat ramen, I am alergic to it Stupids! Send in the stunt guy

[KageNaruto]

There too many gay jokes here!

and unless you plan to make a "ay joke" along with your statement stop spamming.


uhh.....

sasuke: lets all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!

[Canthinkofaname]

LOL.
akamaru: MOOOOOOOOOO
ROFL
thats really funny

[estranged]

shikamaru : yaaaaahooooo!

sakura : ...i don't know y, i juz don't cry that much...

sasuke : shannaro!!!

gaara : *whispers*...i see dead people.

[estranged]

shikamaru : yaaaaahooooo!

sakura : ...i don't know y, i juz don't cry that much...

sasuke : shannaro!!!

gaara : *whispers*...i see dead people.

[y.o.]

Akamaru did say that!

[Araceli]

OROCHIMARU:Sasuke you lack power.Kabuto bring me Naruto-kun
KABUTO:Hai Orochimaru-sama..............Damn slave driver
SASUKE:................WTF!!!!!!Damn you Naruto

__________________________________________________ _____________________
*DING DING*Kabuto is right outside Naruto's apartment's door*Naruto open's said door and find's Kabuto with a crowbar*Knock's Naruto unconcious and drags his ass off to the Oto village*

__________________________________________________ _____________________
NARUTO:Kabuto!!!Am I ever glad to se you
KABUTO:HURRY!!!!FIND AND DESTROY OROCHIMARU BEFORE HE COMPLEATS A RITUAL THAT WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL AND PLACE HIS IN YOUR BODY!!!!!!!Oh,and here,a batch of cookies with all my love.

[Fool Of Doom]

sajura? lolol

naruto:sasuke, look i know we have some difrences buuuuttt... take off your pants

sasuke:o.O

[Fool Of Doom]

sajura? lol

naruto:sasuke, i know he have some difrences butttt... take off your pants

sasuke: o.o

[Fool Of Doom]

sajura? lol

naruto:sasuke, i know he have some difrences butttt... take off your pants

sasuke: o.o

[y.o.]

Gai talking too lee,

Gai: Lee, Im ya daddy!

[lonewonder08]

Sakura: Guys! I just realized it but I don't have any special abilities.

Naruto&Sasuke look at each other then avert their eyes else where.

Sakura: Guys! I also just realized I'm pretty much worthless. What do you guys think.

"cough! cough!"

Sakura: Its true. Isn't it?

no reply

Sakura running off crying something like I'm going to quit being a shinobi.

Naruto and Sasuke roll their eyes.

Naruto: She says that everyday but the next day she back with us.

Sasuke: Want to go make out?

Naruto: Do you even have to ask?

[Masah]

Sakura: Guys! I just realized it but I don't have any special abilities.

Naruto&Sasuke look at each other then avert their eyes else where.

Sakura: Guys! I also just realized I'm pretty much worthless. What do you guys think.

"cough! cough!"

Sakura: Its true. Isn't it?

no reply

Sakura running off crying something like I'm going to quit being a shinobi.

Naruto and Sasuke roll their eyes.

Naruto: She says that everyday but the next day she back with us.

Sasuke: Want to go make out?

Naruto: Do you even have to ask?


Haha...that's really funny, lol.


Lee: "I give up! I'm worthless!"

Gaara: "OOHH!!! I got my newest Muscle Magazine in the mail today!"

[lonewonder08]

Naruto: I'm a ninja!

Sakura: Well technically your a shinobi.

Naruto and Sasuke stare at her blankly.

Sakura: I swear you guys are ***holes!

~

Naruto: Out of all the washers and dryers there must be at the uchina manor. Why do you choose to do your landry at MY HOUSE in MY LAUNDRYROOM!

Sasuke stops loading his cloth in Naruto's washer and stares at him silently.

Naruto: Were you even listening to me?

Sasuke: No

Naruto: I hate you.

[WhiteFang]

Itachi to other Akatsuki members: ... Then i go into this store and they said that they dont sell nail polish in buckets

[estranged]

Itachi to other Akatsuki members: ... Then i go into this store and they said that they dont sell nail polish in buckets lol...akatsuki members: *gasp*


kakashi: DYNAMIC ENTRYYYYY!!!!!

[KageNaruto]

gaara: lee, im jelous of your eyebrows. i -sob- never had any of my own

[andrewc513]

<buzz buzz buzz>
Kakuzu: Dude, get up. It's time to go to church.
Hidan: Go away, I wanna sleep...

[KageNaruto]

naruto: i'm gonna be king of the pirates!

[Azure Wrath]

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*Neji walks up to Hinata*
Neji: Errr.... hinata... er... would you like to ... well, er... go o a ... date with me? :oops:
Hinata: :twisted: :evil: No you bastard!!! I hate you!! You deserve to die!!! Just like your daddy!!!! :evil: :twisted:
*Neji starts crying, go's on knees infront of hinata, busy begging*
Neji: Awww... please
Hinata: NO!!!! :evil: :evil:
Neji: PLEEEEEEEEEEAASSSEEEE.... Pretty please with ramen on top?
*Flames erupt in Hinata's eyes*
Hinata: NO!!!!! SHANNAROO!!!!!
*Hinata kicks of neji's forehead protector*
*Hinata makes seal*
Neji: NO!! WAIT!!! Don't do that!!!
*Neji's cursed seal starts glowing, humming sounds...*
Neji: NOOO!!! HINATA MY DARLING, WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
*Neji's head pops, blood all over*
Hinata: :D Gotta love being form the head family, hey?

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Naruto: My dream is to be recognized by everyone in the village as... the best Counter Strike(tm) player in konoha! ... Huh? hokage? Screw that, that's sooo last season!

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Kiba: So, Shino, what are your dreams for the futute?
Shino: I don't have any. You?
Kiba: I wanna sell puppies
Shino: That's great. how much will a good puppy cost me?
Kiba: 55 coins per plate.

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Kiba: So shino, who's your hero?
Shino: Duh! Spiderman, who else?!

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Elder Konoha Counciler (old lady) : so Jiriya, why do say Tsunade would make a good hokage?
Jiriya: Well, she was the centrefold in the October Issue of Play-nin.
Elder Konoha Counciler (old guy) : Hmmm... i think that's reason enough

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Itachi: You are weak... you lack ... makeup.

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Sasuke: I can't defeat itachi...... you have to do it... sakura
Sakura: :? get a life sasuke! You weak piece of $h!t!

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Ino: sakura, wanna go to the hot-tubs with me? :oops:
Sakura: Oh, ino, you kinky devil you :twisted: ... As long as you give me a full body massage like last time!
Ino: no, wait, it's your turn to give ME a massage.
sakura: ohhh... right... well, do you wanna invite temari as well?


~Get's the imagination going, doesn't it~ :wink:

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Kakashi: Damn you Obito!! I thought you gave me REAL sharingan, this is just a stupid red contact lense with some black splotches on it!!!

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Kisame: Who needs a dentist?

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Haku: Oh Zabuza, what big teeth you have
Zabuza: Well, i go to the same dentist as the legandary Kisame

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Lee:Gay-Sens..., er i mean Gai-sensei!!
Gai: Lee... did you just talk about my sexuality... YOU WORTHLESS, USELESS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A NINJA!!! GAARA WAS RIGHT TO HAVE TRIED TO KILL YOU!!!
Lee: I love you sensei..
Gai: ... Aw... i love you to lee

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Kimimaro: i'm gonna kill you with my bone
Naruto: :shock: :?: :shock: :!: :?: :shock: \
Kimimaro: Er... that din't come out right... It's not what you think! It's white!...er...it's a really hard bone!
Naruto: :shock: :?: :shock: :!: :?: :shock: \
Lee: Go after sasuke, naruto. i'll stay here. I'll handle him and his bone... this is my spesiality ... (thanx for that extra training gai-sensei)

...sorry, that was dirty...

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[y.o.]

Damn thats ti long to even read!!

[fr27]

Gaara: brownies for everybody!

[Chidongan]

Neji: *glomps* lets be friends! <3
Lee: F*** Off!!

[animeking]

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*Neji walks up to Hinata*
Neji: Errr.... hinata... er... would you like to ... well, er... go o a ... date with me? :oops:
Hinata: :twisted: :evil: No you bastard!!! I hate you!! You deserve to die!!! Just like your daddy!!!! :evil: :twisted:
*Neji starts crying, go's on knees infront of hinata, busy begging*
Neji: Awww... please
Hinata: NO!!!! :evil: :evil:
Neji: PLEEEEEEEEEEAASSSEEEE.... Pretty please with ramen on top?
*Flames erupt in Hinata's eyes*
Hinata: NO!!!!! SHANNAROO!!!!!
*Hinata kicks of neji's forehead protector*
*Hinata makes seal*
Neji: NO!! WAIT!!! Don't do that!!!
*Neji's cursed seal starts glowing, humming sounds...*
Neji: NOOO!!! HINATA MY DARLING, WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
*Neji's head pops, blood all over*
Hinata: :D Gotta love being form the head family, hey?

------------------------------------

Naruto: My dream is to be recognized by everyone in the village as... the best Counter Strike(tm) player in konoha! ... Huh? hokage? Screw that, that's sooo last season!

------------------------------------

Kiba: So, Shino, what are your dreams for the futute?
Shino: I don't have any. You?
Kiba: I wanna sell puppies
Shino: That's great. how much will a good puppy cost me?
Kiba: 55 coins per plate.

------------------------------------

Kiba: So shino, who's your hero?
Shino: Duh! Spiderman, who else?!

------------------------------------

Elder Konoha Counciler (old lady) : so Jiriya, why do say Tsunade would make a good hokage?
Jiriya: Well, she was the centrefold in the October Issue of Play-nin.
Elder Konoha Counciler (old guy) : Hmmm... i think that's reason enough

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Itachi: You are weak... you lack ... makeup.

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Sasuke: I can't defeat itachi...... you have to do it... sakura
Sakura: :? get a life sasuke! You weak piece of $h!t!

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Ino: sakura, wanna go to the hot-tubs with me? :oops:
Sakura: Oh, ino, you kinky devil you :twisted: ... As long as you give me a full body massage like last time!
Ino: no, wait, it's your turn to give ME a massage.
sakura: ohhh... right... well, do you wanna invite temari as well?


~Get's the imagination going, doesn't it~ :wink:

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Kakashi: Damn you Obito!! I thought you gave me REAL sharingan, this is just a stupid red contact lense with some black splotches on it!!!

------------------------------------

Kisame: Who needs a dentist?

------------------------------------

Haku: Oh Zabuza, what big teeth you have
Zabuza: Well, i go to the same dentist as the legandary Kisame

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Lee:Gay-Sens..., er i mean Gai-sensei!!
Gai: Lee... did you just talk about my sexuality... YOU WORTHLESS, USELESS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A NINJA!!! GAARA WAS RIGHT TO HAVE TRIED TO KILL YOU!!!
Lee: I love you sensei..
Gai: ... Aw... i love you to lee

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Kimimaro: i'm gonna kill you with my bone
Naruto: :shock: :?: :shock: :!: :?: :shock: \
Kimimaro: Er... that din't come out right... It's not what you think! It's white!...er...it's a really hard bone!
Naruto: :shock: :?: :shock: :!: :?: :shock: \
Lee: Go after sasuke, naruto. i'll stay here. I'll handle him and his bone... this is my spesiality ... (thanx for that extra training gai-sensei)

...sorry, that was dirty...

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OMG what hell O_o lmao XD if that ever happened it would be so funny LMAO XD

[y.o.]

After I went back, that was all really funny, I likee the kiba, shino, whos ys favorite hero!! That was hilarious!

[KageNaruto]

jiroubu: so kidoumaru, how did you get your powers anyway?

kidoumaru: it all started when a radiactive spider crawled onto my arm....

[Azure Wrath]

Manda: *croak*

Shikimaru: Hey temari, i'm a big FAN of yours! get it!! FAN! you got a fan! FAN? You know, the fan on your back?! Ha ha ha, hee hee ha hee ha!!! Woah, that's some funny $h!t! Damn, i'm good!! ha ha, hee. ah... i am the master of puns!

orochimaru: i'm tired of snakes... form now on, my theme shall be ... Evil Budgies!! Mwa ha ha!!

Jiriya: i was married to britney spears too you know....it didn't last very long... not even by her standards...

Gamakichi: daddy, am i a frog or a toad? i'm so confused...

[Azure Wrath]

After I went back, that was all really funny, I likee the kiba, shino, whos ys favorite hero!! That was hilarious!

hee hee, thanx. i'll try and think up some more.

[Azure Wrath]

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naruto: *no comment*

----------------------------

*Sasuke pulls out the microphone and points hand to sakura*
Sasuke: If you wanna be my lover... you have got to give (goes on singing spice girls tune wtf)

----------------------------

Sakon:... i'm bored. ukon, wanna play tennis?

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4th: awww... i big foxxy -woxy !! Sweet! Can i keep it mommy, can i?
4th's mom: yondaime, how many times have i told you, you are NOT allowed to keep any destructive bijuu!
4th: Aww... but mommy.. this one has nine tails!!!
4th's mom: I SAID NO!!!! No go clean your room!

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Lee: I wish i had hair like mizuki. Than sakura would dig me

----------------------------

Thing naruto characters BETTER NOT SAY:

Naruto (anime) creators: I think these fillers are very good. screw the manga, who needs it? let's go our own way. Fillers for everyone!! woo hoo

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[AK47]

Sasuke to itachi: FIGHT ME! (runs up to itachi)
itachi:(shrieks) whoa! like, I just did my nails!

[animeking]

----------------------------

naruto: *no comment*

----------------------------

*Sasuke pulls out the microphone and points hand to sakura*
Sasuke: If you wanna be my lover... you have got to give (goes on singing spice girls tune wtf)

----------------------------

Sakon:... i'm bored. ukon, wanna play tennis?

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4th: awww... i big foxxy -woxy !! Sweet! Can i keep it mommy, can i?
4th's mom: yondaime, how many times have i told you, you are NOT allowed to keep any destructive bijuu!
4th: Aww... but mommy.. this one has nine tails!!!
4th's mom: I SAID NO!!!! No go clean your room!

----------------------------

Lee: I wish i had hair like mizuki. Than sakura would dig me

----------------------------

Thing naruto characters BETTER NOT SAY:

Naruto (anime) creators: I think these fillers are very good. screw the manga, who needs it? let's go our own way. Fillers for everyone!! woo hoo

----------------------------


lol if they say the last bit all the naruto fans will get mad to the point were we all defy physics and do the impossible O_O *joke but still that would piss all of us off*

[Azure Wrath]

If they do that, then i lose all hope for the anime, i'll just stick to manga

[estranged]

manga is better....oh well on topic

hidan:...ah what the hell, i'll skip the ritual this time!

lee: kage bunshin no jutsu!!!

[Azure Wrath]

hidan: god damn, i hate blasphemers

gaara: there is only one reason why i exist.... to finnish FF9 in less than 12h!!

kabuto: Orichimaru, you can have my body, if you know what i mean?

Zetsu: put some syrup on my head, then i can get some flies... hmmm... flies

tsunade: You sure this doesn't come in a DDDD size?

sasuke: orichi, i like your snake... can i touch it?

Konohamaru: Sharingan!

Gamabunto : touch my hand, it's ... PURI, PURI!!!

Orichimaru: ... crap, that time of the month again! I need a new body!!

[y.o.]

Lee: RASENGAN!!!

[Chidongan]

Gaara: i want...BOOBIES!!!

guess where i got it from.

[Azure Wrath]

Gaara: i want...BOOBIES!!!

guess where i got it from.

:oops: Ah, you make me blush... i'm so flattered... :oops:

[PersonDude]

----------------------------

Thing naruto characters BETTER NOT SAY:

Naruto (anime) creators: I think these fillers are very good. screw the manga, who needs it? let's go our own way. Fillers for everyone!! woo hoo

----------------------------

Don't give them any ideas they will do it...

Sasuke to Orochimaru: I think I'm going to give up on avenging my brother. After being with you I am totally satisfied for life.

:shock:

[y.o.]

Your right we wont hear that, Im kinda getting sick of all the gay sasuke and Oro jokes they were funny at 1st but its really wearing think now!

[platin]

naruto: erosenin look at thet nude girl she is so cute
jiraiya: forget about her i have new jutsus to show u

[.........]

Lee:Screw training,anybody got some sake?
Chouji:YAY!Health food :D
Shino:WTF are all these bugs doing here :x ?
*pulls out can of Raid*

[KageNaruto]

temari: i dont want to use a fan, let's just get an air conditioner

[Chidongan]

Kankurou: hahaha zomg look i can make the puppets dance. *giggles*

[jounin101]

Kiba: Dammit Shino, Everyone thinks i have fleas now!!!! Tsuuga!!

[.........]

Gaara:Agh,this sand is soo itchy.And i..is t-tthat blood?!?!?
*passes out*
*Shukaku DOESN'T awaken this time*
Tsunade:GAARA!
*rushes over to awaken him*
Gaara:BOOBIES!!!!!

[Chidongan]

Orochimaru: *rolls out his tongue and waves it about*
Paris: thats so hot. <3

[.........]

Orochimaru:*steals Sasuke's body*
*goes to Michael Jackson concert*
So THATS how he does it :twisted:
Michael Jackson:*sneaks up behind Orochimaru after show*
Orochimaru: :shock: WAIT!You don't understand.I'M REALLY 50!
Michael Jackson:You look pretty young to me :twisted:

I think we all know what happens next-_-...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jaraiya:*goes back in time to catch Pee Wee Herman in the act*
So THATS how he does it.All this time and I've only been able to get nosebleeds.This guys a real pro...
*crowd starts screaming*
Pee Wee:*turns around*
You just said the secret word of the day :D
Jaraiya:*looks down*
:shock:

[Chidongan]

Orochimaru:*steals Sasuke's body*
*goes to Michael Jackson concert*
So THATS how he does it :twisted:
Michael Jackson:*sneaks up behind Orochimaru after show*
Orochimaru: :shock: WAIT!You don't understand.I'M REALLY 50!
Michael Jackson:You look pretty young to me :twisted:

I think we all know what happens next-_-...


sorry i dont know what happens next. can you please explain it to me in step by step instructions?

[.........]

Orochimaru:*steals Sasuke's body*
*goes to Michael Jackson concert*
So THATS how he does it :twisted:
Michael Jackson:*sneaks up behind Orochimaru after show*
Orochimaru: :shock: WAIT!You don't understand.I'M REALLY 50!
Michael Jackson:You look pretty young to me :twisted:

I think we all know what happens next-_-...


sorry i dont know what happens next. can you please explain it to me in step by step instructions?I'm sure a smart guy like yourself can figure it out :) .Besides,it'd be creepy :( ...
*shivers*

[jounin101]

This wouldnt happen and you all know it. Quit messing up Michael Jackson's name!! :x :x :x
F*ck You All!!! :x :x

Sasuke is about 15. Jackson wont go anywhere near him now. :idea:

[animeking]

Orochimaru:*steals Sasuke's body*
*goes to Michael Jackson concert*
So THATS how he does it :twisted:
Michael Jackson:*sneaks up behind Orochimaru after show*
Orochimaru: :shock: WAIT!You don't understand.I'M REALLY 50!
Michael Jackson:You look pretty young to me :twisted:

I think we all know what happens next-_-...


sorry i dont know what happens next. can you please explain it to me in step by step instructions?I'm sure a smart guy like yourself can figure it out :) .Besides,it'd be creepy :( ...
*shivers*


hm dunno either what are you talking about should i ask mommy :D *joke* XD bah i wish i could come up with stuff funnier than this lol but my mind is a blank at the moment lol

[.........]

AGHHH,WTF was that link?!?!?Damn you animeking :evil:

[Jonny_extreme]

Wats on the link? its late and im scared to do it.

Naruto: Hinata.... I... I...
Hinata: WHAT!?!?! DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO TALK!?

[estranged]

Wats on the link? its late and im scared to do it.

it shows 2 bunnys dancing together...check it out, it's hilarious XD

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

neji: ALL HAIL THE HEAD FAIMLY!

[ArenaNinja]

THE THIRD: NARUTO.... I AM YOUR FATHER MWAHAHAHAA :lol:

[Jonny_extreme]

Wats on the link? its late and im scared to do it.

it shows 2 bunnys dancing together...check it out, it's hilarious XD

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

neji: ALL HAIL THE HEAD FAIMLY!

DAMNIT! YOU LIED TO ME!

[animeking]

Thank you for your souls :D lol but seriously tho lol this stuff is funny XD lol especially the hinata naruto one lol

[KageNaruto]

naruto: this thread should die and be locked! belive it!

[Jonny_extreme]

Thank you for your souls :D lol but seriously tho lol this stuff is funny XD lol especially the hinata naruto one lol

What mine?



anyway.

Naruto (to sakura): AHHGG!! ITS HE-MAN!!
Sakura (to kimimaro): *punches the ground and makes a crater* GRRR SKELETOR! I WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Kimimaro: WHAT THE HELL!??

[Chidongan]

Jiroubou: Earth!
Sasuke: Fire!
Naruto: Wind!
Zabuza: Water!
Lee: Heart!

All: GO PLANET!

Yondaime: with your powers combined, i am CAPTAIN PLANET.

Narrarator singer lady person: captain planet, he's our hero. gonna take polution down to zero.

Narrarator singer lady person: he's our powers maginified, and he's fighting on the planet side.

Narrarator singer lady person: captain planet, he's our hero. gonna take polution down to zero.

Narrarator singer lady person: gonna help him put us under, bad guys who like to loot and plunder.

Orochimaru: you'll pay for this captain planet!!

Jiroubu, Sasuke, Naruto, Zabuza, Lee: we're the planeteers, you can be one too. cuz saving our planet is the thing to do.


Jiroubu, Sasuke, Naruto, Zabuza, Lee: looting and paluting is not the way, here what captain planet has to say!

Yondaime: the power is yours!

^^ yay ^^

[Dorphuk]

naruto: "A flying Delorean??"

[airstep]

Sasuke: Starts singing *Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends...*
**********
Sakura: Psst, naruto, wanta take a peek at these?

Naruto: Why i see the same things everyday in the mirror.
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Jiraiya speaking to a group of kids: Now kids, you must grow up and be respectable young men, dont do any perv things.
**********
Naruto in sexy no jutsus: come on Ero-Sennin I will let you do anything.

Jiraiya: Can't you see i'm buzy Spying on the men over there.
**********
Naruto: pease 3rd, leature me today.

3rd: no i dont like telling you what your suppose to be doing.
**********
Oro: Come Kubato, to the batmobile

Kubato: Can i be robin this time?

Oro: You wish
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Naruto sneeks into Shino back pack and finds bug replents.

Shino: those are....drug enhanments
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Rock lee: come on guys lets take a break from training.

Tenten: No way, i'm just getting warmed up

Neji: i can go on forever for i'm in the springtime of my youth. By the way i love these Green jump suits gai gave us.
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Sakrua: Ahh Naruto...I have a confession, umm while you were unconscious 2 and a half years ago i...ah did something that i still dont regret and was the best day of my life but I would like you to meet Uzumaki Narukura, our daughter.

Naruto: :!: :wink:

Hinata: ahh Naruto...I also have a confession, congratulations your also the father of my child.

Naruto: ahhh... :?:

Ino: sorry naruto i couldn't help myself. you know how things go. say hi to your daddy.

Naruto: :?: :!: :?: :!: :?: :!: :?: :!: Whats going on.

Tenten Hi yeah Naruto...did you hear the news...

Naruto: oh god not you too.

Tenten: yeap me too.

Naruto faints.

Tenten: I thought that he would be happy that i'm with lee.
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Anko: I'm sorry naruto, i didn't mean to hurt you.
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Ino: i'm too skinny, i'm gonna go on the chojis diet.

[kakashicopyninja]

A thing naruto would say is Sasuke is the best, he owns my ass and he should get sakura.

[airstep]

Garaa starts doing karokee starting with Wonderful world and is actaully good.

[Jonny_extreme]

*sasuke prances around*
Sasuke (singing in a high pitched voice): "Things that bother you never bother me, I feel happy and fine! HA HA! living in the fun life bathing in the sun-light having a WONDERFUL time!"

*huggs Itachi*

Sasuke: Hello bother!

Itachi: Sorry about killing everyone. I might have been high or sleepingwalking at the time.

Lee: High on the power of youth??!??!

Itachi: ... sure

Sasuke: It's ok :)

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Garra: z0mg!!@?!11one!! LAWL hi evrybdy! Hey n4rut0 u wana g0 p4wn sum nubz?!!!!?!

Naruto: ololololol KKZ wat surver!?1!

Garra: UHM.... azaroth!!!!!1!

Naruto: BUT ARENTZ THERE L0ts of L33T lvl 60 klans there!?!!

Garra: ots oke >:) i got teh hax!!one!!

Naruto: ROFLS!! w00t tehy wi11 b liek ZOMG WTF ISNTAKILL!???!

[KageNaruto]

kiba: cmon akamaru i know you can do it!

akamaru: ruff ruff!

kiba: yes you can!

akamaru :ruff! *splash*

kiba: damn, i guess he still cant use the toilet to go to the bathroom without falling in

[tree of death]

Garra: I feel pretty oh so pretty, i feel pretty and whity and bright
*Sauske joins Garra*
************************************************** ***********
Kiba: here kitty kitty kitty kitty
Ino: screw Sauske....... Oh Naruto.......
Sakura:screw Sauske Sauske........oh LEE.....
Neji: Oh gai Sensai, your my favorite teacher
Lee: Gai Sensai you SUCK!!!!! :!: :!:

[jounin101]

*****caution......if u are drinking anything while reading this, your screen will have spit on it.*****

Lee: katon, ryukka no jutsu
Orochimaru:hmm, how can i beat itachi??? im gonna challenge him to a staring contest, he'll never expect that!!!
Naruto: I'm Rick James, bitch

[imported_partlink1]

naruto: I love hinata

Hinata: I hate you I love neji

Neji: Incest can't beat it

Jiraya: OH YEAAA.......
______________________________

Kiba: okay akamaru how do you like it

Akamaru: Ruff Ruff...

Kiba: Whoa I was talking about the shot we save that for home

[RandomGuy]

Hinata: Yeah its the Juggernaut, Bitch!

[Chidongan]

Hinata: Yeah its the Juggernaut, Bitch!

hahha zomg i can imagine her saying that. XD

Gaara: *singing* who can make the sun rise?

*skips across a valley of green grass*

Gaara: sprinkle it with dew.

*Kankuro jumps out from behind a rock*

Kankuro: aha!! i knew you liked candy.!!

Gaara: n-n-n-no! its a misunderstanding...y-y-you dont understand!!

Kankuro: *teasing* im gonna tell the whole village!!

*kankuro runs off*

*gaara starts chaasing him*

Gaara: NOOOOo!!! Temari!!! HELLLLPPpp!

[airstep]

Sakura: remeber haku, were brothers you know, see.

Naruto: OMFG you have a dick!!!

[Azure Wrath]

*Gaara sucks up a hell of a lot of helium. Starts singing..*
Gaara: Lonelyyyyyyyyyy, I am so lonelyyyyyyy, i have nobodyyyyyy, all on my own, oooooooo!!
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Kon: what the hell am i doing in this thread? *squeeky!*
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sasuke:... Listen, kabuto... do you have any weed?
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The third:.... why am i here? I'm supposed to be dead...
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*Hinata grabs her black electric guitar, starts jamming, sings/screams some linkin park*
Don't stay!!!! forget our memories, forget all of our possibilities!!!

[Azure Wrath]

Gaara:Agh,this sand is soo itchy.And i..is t-tthat blood?!?!?
*passes out*
*Shukaku DOESN'T awaken this time*
Tsunade:GAARA!
*rushes over to awaken him*
Gaara:BOOBIES!!!!!

ha ha... seems my sig has scarred the world. mwa ha ha ha! Either that, or everyone knows that gaara is the REAL tits-pervert. Sorry jirya...

[Jonny_extreme]

Kyuubi: Naruto. what did Jiraya tell you about your father
Naruto: HE TOLD ME ENOUGH! HE TOLD ME YOU KILLED HIM!
Kyuubi: there is something i must reveal then... Naruto... I am your father!
Naruto: no... NO... *screaming* THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
Kyuubi: search your feeligs, you will know it to be true.
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Third: If into the security cameras you seek, only pain will you find....
Kakashi: I must know the truth for myself
*looks at video tape*
*sasuke is murdering massive amounts of ninja chilren*



(this is starwars for you retarted people)

[airstep]

Kakashi and Gai: "I'm singing in the the rain, i'm sining in the rain. what a...."
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orochimaru: "Dude a looks like a lady, Dude a looks like a lady..."
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Naruto: I feel like eating my veggies today
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Tsunade: You think they bounce to much?
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Sasuke: Do I make you horny, well do I?(From austin powers)
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Sai: Hey naruto, I'm sorry about before calling your penis small.

[.........]

ANBU team captain:Jigyaku no Jutsu
Naruto:Zzzzzzzzz...
A.T.C.:Now,tell us everything
Naruto:I...
A.T.C.:Huh?
Naruto:I...
A.T.C.:We don't have time for this...LOUDER DAMMIT!!!!!
Naruto:I...like big butts and I cannot lie.........
A.T.C.:Sh*t,he's just like Gaara...

[airstep]

Sasuke: hi

[Jonny_extreme]

Hinata: you stupid
Naruto: O RLY?!!
Hinata: YA RLY!!
Naruto: O RLY?!!
Hinata: YA RLY!!
Sasuke: NO WAI!!
Sakura: Buttsecks?
Sasuke: YA WAI!!

*sakura and sasuke leave*
*hinata kicks naruto's shins and walks away*

[airstep]

Hinata: you stupid
Naruto: O RLY?!!
Hinata: YA RLY!!
Naruto: O RLY?!!
Hinata: YA RLY!!
Sasuke: NO WAI!!
Sakura: Buttsecks?
Sasuke: YA WAI!!

*sakura and sasuke leave*
*hinata kicks naruto's shins and walks away*

what?
_______________________________________

Sai: I feel pretty oh so pretty...
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Naruto: I love these D ranked missions.
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Naruto: I...umm sorry i forgot your name.

Sakura: :evil: :evil: Sakura you IDIOT!!!

Naruto: Oh yeah suckurah

Sakura: SA-KU-RA!!! :evil: :evil:

Naruto: whatever Suckyourah
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Orochimaru: I'm donating this money to the Kohona rebuilding effort.
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Orochimaru: Sorry Kohona, I got drunk and when i woke up i found that my arms burned like hell and i destroyed half of your village.
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Naruto: NeHehe

Sasuke: whats so funny Naruto.

Naruto: I'm getting more action with Sakura they you are.

Sasuke: And hows that?

Naruto: She likes banging me the most.

Sasuke thinks to himself How much cooler are you really getting naruto

[RandomGuy]

Orochimaru: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFCUKING SNAKES ON THE MUTHAFCUKING PLANE

[AK47]

Orochimaru: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFCUKING SNAKES ON THE MUTHAFCUKING PLANE
yes i like that one

[NarutOBunshin]

Hinata: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Naruto: i wish i had a kitty in me instead
Gaara: i think i'll use pink eyeliner today
Ino: i love sakura
Sasuke: Orochimaru is like my Micheal Jackson
Chouji: i wonder if i can make my penis grow too....

[airstep]

Hinata: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Naruto: i wish i had a kitty in me instead
Gaara: i think i'll use pink eyeliner today
Ino: i love sakura
Sasuke: Orochimaru is like my Micheal Jackson
Chouji: i wonder if i can make my penis grow too....

http://www.freewebs.com/honoredwar/orochimaru%2Dmedium.jpghttp://www.freewebs.com/honoredwar/his%2520copia%2Dmedium.jpg
Sasuke: Hey Orochim... Oh my god your Michael Jackson! Ouhoo. Alright Grab that crouch.
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Tsunade: Hi my name is Tsunade, I'm the 5th hokage and i'm an alcoholic
Everyone: Hello Tsunade
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Naruto: Go* you F&$@ Bi%*h I'm Gonna F*#King Kill you
Tayuya: Now now no need to be using such harsh words.
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Naruto: The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society.
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Sakura:We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word to us about being intelligent. We will think for you, my friend. Don't forget it.

[RandomGuy]

Naruto: Believe it!

(at least the real one wouldn't...)

[JoshAries]

Naruto: E=MC^2

Sasuke: Love and Peace.

Lee: Ahhh! Cramp! Cramp!

Jiraya: Okay, Naruto, now we're actually going to do some worth-while training! Im going to teach you EVERYTHING I know! No more slacking!

[Jonny_extreme]

*Jiraya and lee catch tsunade undressing*

Jiraya: oh noes! must look away *shuts eyes and turns around*

Lee: HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THOSE MELONS!!

[.........]

Naruto:More training?How troublesome
*starts playing Shogi*

Shikamaru:BELIEVE IT!

Ino:You gonna eat that?
Chouji:Nah,i'm on a diet

Hinata:Naruto?That jackass?As if I'd ever like him...

[airstep]

Naruto: hi...hinata kun

Hinata: hey Naruto what do you want? Ah he past out again.

[NarutOBunshin]

Sakura: hey naruto wanna practice our teamwork?

Naruto: no way, Sasuke-kun! wanna practice on our teamwork? wink* wink* nudge* nudge*

Sasuke: sorry naruto, im training with Kakashi. wink* wink* nudge* nudge*

Naruto: can i come?

Kakashi: sorry sasuke needs lots of help. wink* wink* nudge* nudge*, but i found some1 better than me!

Micheal Jackson: Hi i'll be training u today! wink* wink* nudge* nudge*

Naruto:..........omg

Sakura: WTF?????!!!!!

[Jonny_extreme]

Iruka: ok class, today we will learn about inuendos! you can only speak using inuendo!
Hinata: Naruto, how bout we play a game of snake and bush.
*oro jumps out of a bush with the lower half of his body transformed into a snake*
Oro: THAT WAS MY IDEA!
Hinata: no... thats not what i ment...
Naruto: I dont get it..
Hinata: hmm lets see, how about you penetrate me with your rod!
Naruto: Ooooohhhhh! ok!
*picks up a sharp metal rod he found on the ground and impales Hinata, who dies instantly*
Naruto: I've always wanted to do that :)

Jiraya (thinking): Inuendo! im a pro at this!
Jiraya: Hey Tsunade! can i suck on your melons?
Tsunade: Sure!
*pulls a lever. thousands of melons fall on him*
Tsunade: there ya go!

[airstep]

Sakura: hey naruto wanna practice our teamwork?

Naruto: no way, Sasuke-kun! wanna practice on our teamwork? wink* wink* nudge* nudge*

Sasuke: sorry naruto, im training with Kakashi. wink* wink* nudge* nudge*

Naruto: can i come?

Kakashi: sorry sasuke needs lots of help. wink* wink* nudge* nudge*, but i found some1 better than me!

Micheal Jackson: Hi i'll be training u today! wink* wink* nudge* nudge*

Naruto:..........omg

Sakura: WTF?????!!!!!

Micheal jackson: Alright you guys lets train at my place.

Naruto and sakura starts to follow him.

Micheal Jackson: Sakura sorry this is only for me and naruto.

one month later.

Sakura: OMFG what happen to you naruto.

Naruto: He showed me his moves and it really really hurts afterwards. God my lower body is still pinging with pain.

Sakura: Well at least you got some training.

Naruto: Beli... i dont ever want to say that again. You dont want this kind of training. Oh and here, i'm on the cover of his new album.
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9730/badmichaeljacksongp4.th.jpg

[FTMboi]

Kakashi: OMG What time is it?!?!?! I can't be late for my porn-addicts anonymous meeting! >.<

Rock Lee: I've accepted the fact that I am human and have limits that cannot be passed no matter how much hard work I do.

Neji: *at the optometrist* Yeah, I came to pick up my contact prescription... It's the all white ones with no pupils... Yeah, those, thanks ^_^;;;

Gai: If I lose I will run 1000 laps around Konoha!!! *LOSES* Uh, hehehe, just kidding!

Tenten: *sings* Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me... "M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E"

[Chidongan]

Neji: ZOMG!!!

Lee: what?!?

Neji: i can see through Ten Ten's clothes. ^^

Lee: no way.

Neji: way dude. hahaha omg she has like..boobs..and stuff.

Lee: hey i heard about those. are they really full of milk?

Neji: none that i can see. but i think temari just sucked all of it out.

Lee: oh. well that sucks.

Neji; yeah. i was getting thirsty too.

Lee: so...any chance you can see through Gai-sensei's clothes? ^^

Neji: uh....oh crap. i got sand in my eyes. be right back. *runs away*

Lee: damnitt. >.<

Hinata: hey whats up Lee?

Lee: oh hey hinata? uhhh...do you still like naruto?

Hinata: nah im into kiba now.

Lee: would you do me a favor? in return i'll get kiba alone in a room with you.

Hinata: im down.

Lee: cool. follow me. :twisted:

[.........]

Naruto:Hinata,I love you
Hinata:Naruto-kun I..
Naruto:Shh,you'll ruin the moment.
Hinata:NARUTO-KUN!!!
*hugs him tightly*
Naruto: :twisted:
*ZIP*
20 min later
Naruto:Well,looks like these past 3 years ain't been a complete waste.Next stop:Ten Ten's house 8)

[FTMboi]

Sasuke: Hey, Orochimaru-sama, guess what?

Oro: What, Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: CHICKEN BUTT!!! HAHAHAHA, GOT YOU!!!

Oro: -_-;;;

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Guess what? V2.0
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Sasuke: Hey, Orochimaru-sama, guess what?

Oro: What, Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

[airstep]

Anko: I hope nartuo accepts this box of chocolate. I'm really sorry how i treated him.

[Raki]

jiraiya:"lets go peeping in the men's showers today!"

kiba:"go pee somewhere else you stupid dog!"

choji:"Who stole my food!"

orochimaru:"hey kabuto lets get naked ladies this time instead of men and turn it into shemales!"

[Azure Wrath]

kiba: "Akumaru was the star in '8 below', 'lassie' and 'anchorman'

[Chidongan]

Sasuke: please naruto, dont go too jiraiya, he's gonna take away your body.
Naruto: i know, but i'll do anything, even give up my body, to become hokage.
Sasuke: *squeel*

[DonEmu]

Choji: I am not hungery anymore...

Shikamaru:I think i am gonna try my hardest to become hokage

Tsunade: I guess its time i show my true age instead of using this jutsu.

Kakashi:This mask itches, naruto help me take it off.

Kyuubi:I think i like you naruto, lets be best friends for life

[Doll-chan]

Rock Lee: omg?! What´s that black thing in my face? ... OMG!!!!! THOSE ARE MY EYEBROWS!!!! WHY THE HELL DID NO ONE GIVE ME A MIRROR?!

[Masah]

Orochimaru: I R TEH BEST LOL WTF WALLHAX LMFAO!1111

[Chidongan]

Orochimaru: I R TEH BEST LOL WTF WALLHAX LMFAO!1111

teeeheeeheeeheee *giggle*

Jiraiya: tsuanade why are your boobs soo big? you should get breast reduction done on 'em.

[estranged]

hidan: oh noes! i'm so dead!

[airstep]

Lee: no good! no good! what're you doing?! you're burning the food... the shade... the rum!"
Tsunade: Yes, the rum's gone.
Lee: But why's the rum gone?
Tsunade: First, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into vile dispicable scoundrels. Second and more importantly, that signal is over a thousand feet high. All of Konoha is out looking for me, do you think that there is even the slightest chance that they wont see it? Give it an hour or too, keep a weather eye open and you'll see them on that horizon.
Lee: but....Why's the rum gone?



Naruto: Does anyone know who my parents are?

Sasuke: What are you talking about Naruto. I'm not a pervert, I'm a SUPER PERVERT!!!mu ha ha ha.

[ItAchi_KiLLeR]

Sasuke: Wsup nigga....
Naruto: yea, whats happenin....
Sakura: Naruto, you so fiiiiiiinnnneee!!!!
Sasuke: Wsup with dat Sak?!! I thought you was wit me!
Naruto: Chill out mayn, I dont even like hoes like dat.

[B0ukun]

Kiba: "Twoooo, all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a seseame seed bun."

Ramen Cook: $2.99 plus tax

[Davis]

Gaara:Rock Lee Give me my damn eyebrows back!

Temari:Gaara, why did you steal my makeup?

Kankuro:He didn't, I DID!

Chouji:"My forehead protector is actually my undies!

Rock lee:Im straight.

[airstep]

Sakura: Ino you take Sasuke.
Ino: no, you desivre Sasuke.
Sakura: no you take sasuke.
Ino: no you take Sasuke.
Sakura: Take sasuke now or i will makeout with Naruto in front of you.
Naruto: huh?
Sasuke: bothersome

Shikamaru: Good morning, I feel like doing some intesive training and chores today.

Choji: I'm a vegetarian

Tsunade: I can't find a scale large enough for my yearly monogram examintion.

[B0ukun]

kakashi: Naruto, you're definately smarter than Shikimaru, hell you're smarter than me.

Sakura: naruto is so cool. His wiskers are just manly.

Hinata: My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps...Check it out.

Jiraiya: I'll never drink again.

kabuto: REP YO SET FOOL!!

Choji: I'm juggernaut bitch.

[Zeo]

Chouji: i am going to quit being a ninja and join the circus as the fatman.
Naruto: Screw hokage i am going to be foxman.
Sasuke: I am going pick some flowers today.
kakashi: i am going walk around town without my mask today.
sakura: i am going to trip the 5th hokage.
ino: i am going on a date with hinta.
Gai: now it's time to spin aropund all day intell i barf.
lee: i am going to master the moves off of dbz.

[zoldic777]

Kiba: kurenai.... i feel good =O many of u may know from where that came huh ;) nasty boys.... BTW ZEO, why dont u introduce urself at the welcome thread huh :p

[Zeo]

where's that at?:confused:

[zoldic777]

ah, nothing :S, just kidding.....

[Zeo]

oh good i am not good with introductions. lol.

[zoldic777]

O.o

Shino: *Makes a woman like shape with his bugs*
shino: now the real fun begins A_A

[__Mõchá]

Kyuubi: Can I atleast get a couch and a T.V set up in this b*tch?! And someone clear up all this water, dayum! Can't tell if that's muh piss, drool or drinking water-My Gawd!

Ichiraku Ramen dude: Naruto, I'm kicking you out-you're bad for muh business!

Chouji: Ewww! What tha heck is that?! Potato chips?! Get tha sh*t out of muh sight-do you know how many calories thurr are in those??

Sasuke: You're a nice funny guy Naruto. And the rest of you, I love you. I dunno whurr I'd be without y'all. You complete me.

Shino: Gots to take a bath, these bugs is sweatin' me!

Lee: Yosh! Gai-sensei, I've finally mastered the arts of "not-givin'-a-damn-24-7" jutsu!

Hey, their lame but at least...I thought of some, lol.

[Chidongan]

Lee: Yosh! Gai-sensei, I've finally mastered the arts of "not-givin'-a-damn-24-7" jutsu!


haha that ones awesome. ^^

ontopic: uhhh....

Jiraiya: i hate women, i think i'll follow Oro's lead and go after little boys.

Shino: *runs in circles with bugs chasing him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Sasuke: Kichyose No Jutsu!! (sp?) *summons itachi*
Itachi: ...
Sasuke: brother!!! *huggles*

[AK47]

Kurenai: yay asuma's dead!
_____
Asuma: yay daddy's dead!
_____
Kakashi: Yay, Obito, Rin, Yondaime-sama, and all the people i love are dead!

[Chidongan]

Kurenai: sooo...uhmmm kakashi...asuma kicked the bucket....so now im kinda lonely....you wanna come over some time?
Kakashi: BITCH hell now!! the only way you can get me to come over to your house is if you have the latest edition of iche iche paradise!!
Kurenai: *pulls out the book* well lookey what i've got here.
Kakashi: ZOMG!!!one11!!eleven!11!
Kurenai: *sticks the book in between her boobies* uh oh. i dropped the book inside my shirt. looks like you're gonna have to reach in and get it. *wink wink*
Kakashi: forget it bitch, its not worth it.

[AK47]

you used kurenai for the last one but who da vagina cares!

[Chidongan]

you used kurenai for the last one but who da vagina cares!

uhhhh.....no i didnt?

[Sho]

Sasuke: Kichyose No Jutsu!! (sp?) *summons itachi*


There's no "Chyo" combination in Japanese. It would have to be "Chiyo" or "Cho".
"Cho" is the combination of the consonants Chi and Yo. "Chiyo" is a separation of the consonants Chi and Yo. Either way, "Chyo" don't exist.

On topic...

Sai: Naruto... it--it's so biiig. @_@ <--- stare.

[airstep]

Sai: Rain drops keep falling on my head...

ino: It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini That he wore for the first time today. I'm thinking of you choji.

Sasuke: Bother why did you leave me. I've missed you so much.
Itchi: ahh I thought you would hate me.
Sasuke: none sence, they got what they desivered. I'm just so happy to be with you again.

Tsunade: anyone up for strip poker?

Orochimaru: am i really the bad guy? Wow who would of thought.

Naruto: I will make you an offer you can't refuse. 158.94 every six months for car insurances.(look at my sig below at the right picture.)

[zoldic777]

hinata: naruto, where are u *Drags naruto out while in a date*

[RandomGuy]

There's no "Chyo" combination in Japanese. It would have to be "Chiyo" or "Cho".
"Cho" is the combination of the consonants Chi and Yo. "Chiyo" is a separation of the consonants Chi and Yo. Either way, "Chyo" don't exist.

On topic...

Sai: Naruto... it--it's so biiig. @_@ <--- stare.
Well, it can be spelled either cho or chyo, especially when you type it on the computer. More to the point tho, its Kuchiyose no Jutsu.

Oh, and I could totally see Sai saying that :P

[N0mad]

Hinata: naruto - lets go out together, i love u!
Naruto: I hate konoha!
Naruto: dont beat me pls!
Sasuke: naruto is stronger than me!
Orochimaru: i wont train u sasuke, go away!
Vilage of sand people: we all like gaara very much!
Shikamaru: i hate playing shougi!
Lee: my ninja jutsus are best in konoha!
Chouji: no thx, im not hungry!
Ebisu: where could i find a sex shop?
Maito-Gai: Kakashi, u are stronger than me!

[qqkick]

naruto: 'hey sakura, wanna do it allll night long??"
actually naruto might say that lolol
Here's something sarutobi might say: "Shit! I'm old!"
Lee: Look gai sensei- look at how long my nose hairs are!

[airstep]

Lee: Hey Sakura. Ah, wheres your bush?(ahahahahaha so perverted.)
Sai: hey naruto, remember when i said it was soo small, well it was opposite day. its opposite day every day.

[Azure Wrath]

hinata: Me so horny, me love you long time!

[DonEmu]

Shino:Whats with all the flies, do i stink that bad?
Gaara:Mine is bigger than urs kankuro!
Kakashi:They dont know, but the reason i dont remove the mask is cause its stuck.

[zoldic777]

hahaha those were hilarious
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Oro talking to kabtos

oro: girls think i'm sexiaah!!!!

[airstep]

Naruto: (he's not talking?)

Kyuubi: You put the lime in the counut and you drink it all up...

Naruto: (still not talking?)

Kyuubi: Dayo, daaaaayo, daylight come and me wanta go home...

Naruto: (Damn it kid, Speak!!!)

Kyuubi: I'm Henry the eighth I am
Henry the eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Naruto: (I give up on trying to get this kid to talk.) sigh

[Chidongan]

Naruto: *sigh* *cuts himself*


Sasuke: Who can make the sun rise?

[airstep]

During the chuunin exam

Kakashi: Use the force Naruto! Use the Force.
Naruto: (Farts)
Kiba: IT BURNS!!!
Kakashi: The force is strong with that one.

[Oracle]

Zetsu: Tobi is a bad boy

[Azure Wrath]

bumping my fav one i posted ages ago

*Neji walks up to Hinata*
Neji: Errr.... hinata... er... would you like to ... well, er... go o a ... date with me? ops:
Hinata: :twisted: :evil: No you bastard!!! I hate you!! You deserve to die!!! Just like your daddy!!!! :evil: :twisted:
*Neji starts crying, go's on knees infront of hinata, busy begging*
Neji: Awww... please
Hinata: NO!!!! :evil: :evil:
Neji: PLEEEEEEEEEEAASSSEEEE.... Pretty please with ramen on top?
*Flames erupt in Hinata's eyes*
Hinata: NO!!!!! SHANNAROO!!!!!
*Hinata kicks of neji's forehead protector*
*Hinata makes seal*
Neji: NO!! WAIT!!! Don't do that!!!
*Neji's cursed seal starts glowing, humming sounds...*
Neji: NOOO!!! HINATA MY DARLING, WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
*Neji's head pops, blood all over*
Hinata: Gotta love being form the head family, hey?

[Oracle]

Sasuke: Im going to Akatsuki..they make me stronger than Orochimaru

[Dorphuk]

Naruto: This week is the very last filler :D

[Exterminas]

Neji: I love this costume gai-sensei xD

[Oracle]

Ino: Baika no jutsu!
Lee: Chidori!
Akamaru: *sing*

[N0mad]

Orochimaru looks at the mirror for the first time: OMFG! who let michael jackson in here?!

[N0mad]

naruto: why am i the only one having these strange stripes on my face...
naruto to kyubi: come on little pusy cat, give me some power now...
Sakura: hey! Hinata! leave naruto alone! hes mine!
naruto becomes evil: i will kill everyone in this vilage, than make taju kagebunshinno jutsu and live among myself!

[Azure Wrath]

~~~
Naruto: "Kage bunshi no jutsu!!"
*kage bunshin appears*
Kage bunshin: "Sexy no jutsu!"
*KB turns into hot chick*
KB: "Oh... naruto, you are soooo sexy"
Naruto: "Yeah baby... you wanna... you know... take this to my appartment?"
KB: "OH naruto! you sexy beast! Take me now!! Take me right here!! Me love you long time!!"

*30 minutes later*

Naruto: "I really need i girlfriend..."
~~~~~

[B0ukun]

Sakura: I love naruto
Ino: No he's mine
Sasura: Back off Ino pig
Ino: Take Sasuke
Naruto: But I love Sasuke

Kiba: Sorry Akimaru but I'm a cat lover.
Akimaru: *Whimper, whimper*

Kiba kicks Akimaru in the head and chases after misc. cat.