View Full Version : Excuses!!!
hey make up your own excuses...it can be anything from...Homework to....late at work!
-My homework got hijacked because I turned it into a paper airplane
Anna Hatake
11-20-2006, 07:14 PM
okay my dog died because robo ate him
Chidongan
11-20-2006, 07:14 PM
(assignment for a class on Existentialism)
Whats the point?
Lost Prophet
11-20-2006, 07:18 PM
I didn't do my homework because my life, including all my actions are meaningless. No matter what, I will not live to see another day. Tonight, I am throwing a party for myself since I am leaving this world, and nobody will come, because I have no friends. My life is pointless, along with this assignment. See you in hell....
when asked for a excuse fo not doing my hw...I just say I have no excuse...hhahhaa then they think im responsible enough to say that and they dont give me a mark
Chidongan
11-20-2006, 07:24 PM
when people ask me for an excuse i just start crying. and they leave me alone.
steve
11-20-2006, 07:34 PM
the whole key with excuses is making it extreme enough that its believable
"my parents are coming to town" saved me from a weekend of playing frisbee in pouring rain.
Josephus
11-20-2006, 07:45 PM
I didn't do my homework because my life, including all my actions are meaningless. No matter what, I will not live to see another day. Tonight, I am throwing a party for myself since I am leaving this world, and nobody will come, because I have no friends. My life is pointless, along with this assignment. See you in hell....
Oy thats kinda intense isnt it? I mean if I said that in my school they would call in a psychiatrist and make me talk to her for a while and make my parents come and get me.
Its what youg get when you live in a town with an average of 4 suicides a year.
Lost Prophet
11-20-2006, 08:06 PM
Oy thats kinda intense isnt it? I mean if I said that in my school they would call in a psychiatrist and make me talk to her for a while and make my parents come and get me.
Its what youg get when you live in a town with an average of 4 suicides a year.
no, no, no. that is random bullsh** of me pretending to be emo so that I can be excused...
When they ask me I laugh and point and laugh.. then sleep
Funny thing is im passing all my classes strait A's
Never done homework in my life =/
partlink1
11-20-2006, 08:25 PM
Here two of my favorites
1. when
tell-a-marketers:Is John there
Me:No were at his viewing god wy the f**k are you calling him he's dead thanks a lot you heartless ba*t*r*d
tell-a-marketers:*click*
2.
teacher:where's your homework?
Me:you see when i was coming to school my book bag opened and it fell into a puddle then a very small dog came and grabbed it and started to run, so i chased it and right as soon as i was about to catch it a bald eagle came down and grabbed it.
its either that or i just say someone stole it, they actualy believe that people steal it <.< :)
i_feel_tiredsleepy
11-20-2006, 08:33 PM
Dead family members are always useful excuses, once I actually just forgot to do my homework, but a cousin of my dad died at the same time and I just mentioned it and got off.
superkhanh0
11-20-2006, 09:05 PM
i never do my hw lol, i always copy people
i have the worst exuceses. like this one time, i went to class first period, and skipped the 2nd class, and then went to third.
the next day the teacher actually chekced my attendance that day and he asked me why i wasn't there, and i'm like.. k don't laugh, "i was sick"
and he was shouting his ass off and said like, "that's bullshit!! total bullshit!! sit down (my name), don't ever skip my class again!"
yea was pretty good with excuses before but now i just can't react quickly.
i never do my hw lol, i always copy people
True man, Indeed ^_^
When I dont copy or forget to copy Its gotton to a point to where the teachers dont ask anymore because they know im just going to entertain the class with 30 minutes of random bs. Gotta <3 it
Example Friday:
[Teacher] ( You!) why didnt you turn in your homework?!
Well.. I enjoy a challenge
Well I was..
Teacher: (YOU!) SIT DOWN IM TIRED OF YOUR STUPID EXUSES SHUTUP AND SITDOWN BEFORE I WRITE YOU UP.
Me: You wont, you scared.
Teacher: ( Picks up phone) Im gonna call officer car
Me: Ill run, Ill jump out the window!
Teacher: Just go sit down -/-
+ I love you teacher +
3 days suspension worth it
Dead family members are always useful excuses, once I actually just forgot to do my homework, but a cousin of my dad died at the same time and I just mentioned it and got off.
lol i used that once and my teacher took the time to phone my parents... and the worst thing was that my teacher came to my house to talk about my behaviour at schoo. *sigh*
Flyin
11-20-2006, 11:04 PM
HA! BURN!
Kids always copied my HW, when I bothered to do it. Once I got to a point where my in-class work didn't matter, all I did was tests. So I went for coffee 2nd period, got there around the last 20mins of class and talked, went for a long lunch and skipped 3rd, then showed up around halfway through 4th with icecream. When I got sent to the office about truency, i told them to screw off because I have enough credits and classes to finish school. I didn't really care about the rest, so I told them to lay off or I'll make their lives a living hell. They backed off!
Chidongan
11-20-2006, 11:05 PM
completely off topic: i got in trouble once in 8th grade when we were studying sex ed.
Me: "Do you become gay if you mastarbate?"
*classmates start laughing*
Teacher: See me after class. >.>
Me: ...
DonEmu
11-20-2006, 11:10 PM
My excuse:
Teacher:Where is ur homework?
Me: I left it at home, i will call my driver during brake and tell him to bring it over.
Brake-Me doing homework superfast and turning it in to the staff room
It worked for me cause 3/4ths of ppl at my school had drivers :D
Chidongan
11-20-2006, 11:23 PM
My excuse:
Teacher:Where is ur homework?
Me: I left it at home, i will call my driver during brake and tell him to bring it over.
Brake-Me doing homework superfast and turning it in to the staff room
It worked for me cause 3/4ths of ppl at my school had drivers :D
you = teh rich?
DonEmu
11-20-2006, 11:28 PM
you = teh rich?
ME = Teh Son of an Air Commodore who did diplomatic duty, my parents are total misers though, dont buy me anything good V_V
zoldic777
11-21-2006, 01:09 AM
I just keep quiet and look down.... i'm too innocent i always escape :D stupid teachers
Whenever teachers ask me if I did it.
I start the sentence "THE GIANT ERECTION IN MY"
teachers have learn to cut me off when I raise my voice.
Flyin
11-21-2006, 02:09 AM
HA! Burn. Teachers tend to shy away from random disscussions of sexual endeavors.
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