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Alright, This thread will be for confessing anything you feel like. Getting stuff off your chest can make you feel much better sometimes and the number one killer (unofficial statistic) is stress. Much of that stress can come from guilt.
Note. Though I’m sure Narutochaos will most likely protect your Internet anonymity (Yeah, I really can’t back that statement up by the way.), please don’t confess something that you might regret later, like criminal activity or an affair that may eventually ruin your marriage or something…
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Okay here goes,
My boss has been out of the office this week on a 3-week vacation. I have been doing nothing but surfing the Internet and reading posts here on narutochaos. Everyday my work piles up higher and higher. And even though I give myself a stern talking to every night before I go to sleep, I still come in the next day and do it all over again.
Other employees are beginning to notice and every time they look at me I feel guiltier and guiltier about it.
Maybe just one more day of procrastination and then I’ll start digging through this mountain of paperwork…I hope.
Chidongan
11-16-2006, 06:40 PM
ouch that's bad. >.>
i was about to make a thread with a similar purpose: "Guilty Pleassures"
well i have to confess. i went to go see a girl i know at work, and told her it was coincidental, but i actually knew she worked there.
i = teh evil. ^^
badash
11-16-2006, 06:46 PM
Dmn damn...
@Chidongandont wait about for fate dude GOTTA do these things sometimes!!!
@Nick Ya need to make ya self panic and worry about it dude. if its a necessity then ya will get there in the end. gotta be tough with ya self.
I hope you're right Badash, but please, don't leave us without a confession next time.:p
Chidongan
11-16-2006, 06:51 PM
confession: i should be studiying for my japanese quiz; but i'm talking to my fellow chaosers.
Azure Wrath
11-16-2006, 07:30 PM
confession, i was on NC too much during my exams...
Lost Prophet
11-16-2006, 07:37 PM
Confession: I allow people to cheat off of my paper, and copy my homework....
wel its not realy my fold i was born with it.
but i can lie without guilt.
every 5 sentences i lie about atleast something. and i do it alot of times for fun ore for the good of me.
i even lie'd to 20 people at once and and 10 different lies to get out of a mess.
it always works out for me.
i can look someone straight in the eyes and lie as hard as i can. i try'd and it works.
but i do have sins.
my adiction to asprine.
adiction to alcohol
adiction to making people feel bad.
and al of them make me feel beter.
i love to get the tired feeling [asprine]
alcohol makes me feel more relaxed.
and making people makes me feel evil/bad. wich is exilerating.
and getting angry and threating people that do something to my familie ore friends is even beter. and fighting also feels good. so i got alot of stuff. i need to confess but if my swrink cant do anything about it i dout you people can.
a girl friend can help. dident have 1 of thoughs for a very long time now.
and wel i dont feel bad about these things but i do regret them SOME times.
Azure Wrath
11-16-2006, 07:43 PM
At LP, once i copied my friends accoutning in maths class. the teacher caught me and wrote on it "Paul copies from Vaughan during maths" in big red ink. then we go to accoutning (right after maths) and i stand outside and scribble all over the comment in an attempt to clear it out. Then the teacher goes through our work and goes
"Paul, what on earth is this mess here?!"
"umm... i ... uh,,, well, i was frustrated..."
"Wait, i see red ink underneath it..."
"huh, that's od... maybe the colour of the lines in the book?
*Teacher holds book in the air against light to see whats writtin...*
>_<
Lost Prophet
11-16-2006, 08:06 PM
did the teacher find out?
Azure Wrath
11-16-2006, 08:08 PM
not at htat moment, she dropped it... then a few weeks later she did, hell knows how... i think maths teacher must have commented. or she saw our work as the same
Canthinkofaname
11-16-2006, 08:13 PM
lol, my confession is im on the computer all the time. i really dont have a life. i try to but its hard.ive been on the computer so long i can type with o8ut looking and i type faster than my tech teacher, a comp expert.
badash
11-16-2006, 08:13 PM
Sh*t sorry for not confessing... pretty rude of me.
I must say that as of late I have been so in love I have forgot others pain. I should be there for some a member of my family but after all that has happened I have almost gave up on him. I don't want to give um on him but see little choice as it is making the rest of the family unhappy.
I just hate the feeling of being so powerless and having to watch somebody dear to be crumble away
Azure Wrath
11-16-2006, 08:22 PM
being in love tedns to get like that, when i was in a relationship, i lost all bonds with all my family and friends... now, in this year, i have fixed those bonds, hoping not to break them again or to let them be broken by my love for another.
wel its not realy my fold i was born with it.
but i can lie without guilt.
every 5 sentences i lie about atleast something. and i do it alot of times for fun ore for the good of me.
i even lie'd to 20 people at once and and 10 different lies to get out of a mess.
it always works out for me.
i can look someone straight in the eyes and lie as hard as i can. i try'd and it works.
but i do have sins.
my adiction to asprine.
adiction to alcohol
adiction to making people feel bad.
and al of them make me feel beter.
i love to get the tired feeling [asprine]
alcohol makes me feel more relaxed.
and making people makes me feel evil/bad. wich is exilerating.
and getting angry and threating people that do something to my familie ore friends is even beter. and fighting also feels good. so i got alot of stuff. i need to confess but if my swrink cant do anything about it i dout you people can.
a girl friend can help. dident have 1 of thoughs for a very long time now.
and wel i dont feel bad about these things but i do regret them SOME times.
Wow man... that took some real heart to let that out... I can so pick up on the despair in your tone... with all the shit going on in the world, the current state of the human condition is in a sad sad one.
That’s pretty much the same reason me and some of my close friends just sit at the bar and drink our lives away talking about nothing that’s really important.
I can’t promise you anything will get better, but, consider that you still have your life and the freedom to do with it as you please (I assume).
EDIT: FORGOT MY OWN RULE ABOUT LEAVING A CONFESSION.:p
When I was about 5 or 6, I lived in a 3rd world country. In school I used to get picked on by this kid who was 11. He used to take mine and my friend’s money. I think once time he even ate my friends lunch that he mother had made for him.
He and his friends used to go to this abandoned construction area to play cricked. This place was next to a cliff not that far from our school.
After school one day me and some friends were waiting for the bus and we saw the 11 year old and his friends going to the construction zone. We knew what they were going to do. We followed them. We were at the top of the cliff looking down at them.
I don’t know why, but I just got this urge to pick up a rock and throw it at him. All I remember next was that it took the skin and hair off part of his head. He didn’t even know he was hurt that bad at first until one of his friends showed him that he was bleeding.
I got in so much trouble for it and his family even threatened me in front of the whole school. I think after that I didn’t go to the playground for about a year.
Okay, it's been a while but I really feel kinda terrible for something I did today.
On the way home there were these 3 teens on the subway that were speaking with each other in sign language. I really didn't make note of it at first but then I noticed that a lot of people were staring like they'd never seen deaf people communicate before.
Well anyway, I looked over and the 3 of them seemed to be signing away furiously with their hands...it was almost like they were arguing...or debating. And that's why everyone was staring so much.
But me...well sometimes I can have a sick sense of humor sometimes... I couldn't help but joke with myself that they were arguing about something arbitrary like who the Akatsuki leader is or something (yes, I had Naruto on the brain). It was like playing the caption game with live subjects and I had to hold in my smiles and giggles...
Now, I kinda feel terrible about it.
I know...I'm a scumbag...you can say it.
animeking
12-05-2006, 12:25 AM
Okay, it's been a while but I really feel kinda terrible for something I did today.
On the way home there were these 3 teens on the subway that were speaking with each other in sign language. I really didn't make note of it at first but then I noticed that a lot of people were staring like they'd never seen deaf people communicate before.
Well anyway, I looked over and the 3 of them seemed to be signing away furiously with their hands...it was almost like they were arguing...or debating. And that's why everyone was staring so much.
But me...well sometimes I can have a sick sense of humor sometimes... I couldn't help but joke with myself that they were arguing about something arbitrary like who the Akatsuki leader is or something (yes, I had Naruto on the brain). It was like playing the caption game with live subjects and I had to hold in my smiles and giggles...
Now, I kinda feel terrible about it.
I know...I'm a scumbag...you can say it.
your no scum bag :( i feel pretty terrible to when ever i mentally insult someone with a disability
well i dont really have much to confess for >.> the worst i can think of is well my mother telling me not to use the money i save up using it and lieing to her and some other crap like how angry i usually am at my father and alot of other stuff damn life sucks at times (i said at times not all the time)
zoldic777
12-05-2006, 12:56 AM
well lets see what i got to confess.... err at the 5th grade this girl slapped me and i slapped her back..... she didn't come to school for a whole week then, i kinda regret that >.>
Flyin
12-05-2006, 01:22 AM
I'd like to confess I am the biggest jerk/ass I know.
My friend, for a few years now, saturday her boyfriend broke up with her, so being the 'nice guy' I spent the day with her. Anyways, end of the night, since she was feeling so bad, I felt it would be prudent to make a move, mostly because she was emotionally vulnerable. Anyways, I found out quite soon that she's a virgin, and I didn't really mind up until this morning at work. This is neither the first, or most likely the last time I will do this because, I am in fact, horrible.
Guys, do not introduce me to your girls.
Father i need to make a confession for the things i've done in the past week.
jk
Well i'm a dick to losers when i'm around my friends. but when i'm one on one with them i try to be nice.
i make a lot of racist comments to brown people, (my friends) but realized i was an asshole. I also make fun of fat people, usually b/c my sis is fat and she pisses me off.
i hate travelling with my family, fights always occur and no fun
AND finally i need to be studying rite now.
i have manymore but they are truly embarassing
DBZWarrior6582
12-05-2006, 01:36 AM
Dude Flyin, I have to say I never did that, but I could really need to get laid.
my confession, I have been depressed and I was constantly telling myself I am not. But recently I noticed because I have let my work for school go really bad and I have to make up almost an entire semester worth of work for my Computer Science program. I need to write 4 programs in the next week. yeah thats what I got tonight.
Flyin
12-05-2006, 01:51 AM
Wow, you do need to get laid man. Stress sucks.
My confession - Monday night, I was pissed off cause my day sucked. Anyways I ended up beating the hell out of some random guy I didn't even know, or had any problem with. I just went out and beat the crap of some one.
i_feel_tiredsleepy
12-05-2006, 01:55 AM
I have a final exam in two days and I haven't started studying, and thats pretty much as bad as I get.
Flyin
12-05-2006, 02:03 AM
You're evil man....
I was dating a girl for about 3 weeks, and one night slept with her sister. She got pissed off, but I made it up to her. Next week I started cheating on her with one of her friends. I'm really not good around chix.
Azure Wrath
12-05-2006, 06:32 AM
lol, thats hilarious
you sound like the one guy i met
he goes: damn,i need to get laid... the other guys (including me) go... yeah me too. so we ask him, when was your last lay.. and he goes... about a week ago.
others
try 6 months
try 19 years!!
me try 8 months!
DBZWarrior6582
12-05-2006, 03:00 PM
man Azure I feel like the 6months guy.
Well I have a shit load of work to finish by next week that I should be working on, but instead I am here, maybe I'm just a super procrastinator.
NarutoNineTails
12-05-2006, 03:51 PM
In regards to this forum, I get too cynical towards kids in this forum when I'm probably lot older than them...when I should be more understanding.
zoldic777
12-05-2006, 05:13 PM
i also regret choosing not to have friends..... am bored V.V (XDD!!!)
Chidongan
12-06-2006, 01:06 AM
Well i'm a dick to losers when i'm around my friends. but when i'm one on one with them i try to be nice.
i make a lot of racist comments to brown people, (my friends) but realized i was an asshole. I also make fun of fat people, usually b/c my sis is fat and she pisses me off.
i hate travelling with my family, fights always occur and no fun
haha dude we are so similar. ^^ you've basically listed me right there.
confession: i'm scared of commitment, and spiders.
Flyin
12-06-2006, 01:15 AM
HA! Wait, maybe that's my problem. I need to go to the 'ask aries' thread and find out.
Confession - I'm going out tonight to hook up with a younger girl. Horrible, because she's 4 years younger.
KageNaruto
12-06-2006, 01:25 AM
in highschool i cheated on more than half of my spanish tests, you know, the good ol' fashioned long sleeve shirt and writing on your arm.
and then sometimes the write on desk cheat, since you basically have to look at the writing in the light to have seen it (dark wooden desks).
sadly i still never got an A in spanish
zoldic777
12-06-2006, 01:55 AM
I also make fun of fat people, usually b/c my sis is fat and she pisses me off.
i hate travelling with my family, fights always occur and no fun
LMFAO thats just ma life XDD!!! same stuff dude o_o
KageNaruto
12-06-2006, 02:01 AM
lesee.... what else
not really a confession, but i try to go on chaos once a day, at least to check all the threads that have been updated to see if i wanna join the conversation.
sometimes though i have nothing to do and end up on this site for hours, just checking up on it between watching anime and looking up video games + watching TV
So far in jr. high ive cheated on about 90% of my test with my handy dandy see through binder. ( You cant see through unless you right there ;) )
Ive gotton in a few unessicary fights just because ive felt a little offended
I have made fun of WAYYY to many people that are 10x my size ( Fball players)
me is x football player + chopping people = x.x
Flyin
12-06-2006, 04:34 AM
Confession - I love to play mind games with people, even strangers. I'm a little sick I guess, but it's SO much fun. Sometimes however, I go too far, and they end up freakin' out.
Ohh, don't worry about makin' fun of Fatties, I do it SO much. I'm a horrible person, but it kills me, so funny!
Azure Wrath
12-06-2006, 06:40 AM
i did a accounting project... but i never did what we were supposed to do! we were supposed to go to two businesses and ask them loads of questions and find out which is better. I made up all of my questions and answers... oops
Chidongan
12-06-2006, 01:53 PM
confesson: i woke up early today to finish my homework, but i'm on chaos forums instead. >.>
Ichee
12-06-2006, 02:18 PM
Confession: I'm black and I like anime. I'm also into alot of things. I like to fight (never lost one yet)also I fucking love girls. I have an IQ of 159. Also I'm a junior in Highschool but is credited as a University student.
zoldic777
12-06-2006, 02:37 PM
Confession: I'm black and I like anime. I'm also into alot of things. I like to fight (lost alot but still not more then my wins O_O) , i also hate girls, i'm ghey( i think...) i have an IQ of (blah,i dont know) and i dumped school for hardware and networking classes.
Ichee
12-06-2006, 03:12 PM
Are you mocking me?
One time in computer class I had cheated by asking all of you.
Azure Wrath
12-06-2006, 04:14 PM
*GASP*!!
and this one time, your pc exploded coz i got a cd stuck in it! LOL
Josephus
12-06-2006, 06:20 PM
Okay confession time. During computer graphics we had a sub, and instead of doing what I was supposed to (which was make a calendar) I made this for another class:
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i232/boredpunk2/Untitled-3.jpg
and of course I went on NC.
Ichee
12-07-2006, 01:23 AM
confession: I never want to have sex with a chinese chick.
Fool Of Doom
12-07-2006, 01:34 AM
My confesion:I'm only 13, of course i've never lied about that. :)
zoldic777
12-07-2006, 02:06 AM
Are you mocking me?
no -_-" that was me i was talking about =p
Flyin
12-07-2006, 02:24 AM
Confession - I am confusing the hell out of a few NCers, and I love it!
*GASP*!!
and this one time, your pc exploded coz i got a cd stuck in it! LOL
Confession: AW is a b*tch.... and I did look on the key of some crossword.
Azure Wrath
12-09-2006, 05:14 AM
confession: I never though i'd have a higher post count then MO. well...
isaiahLIII
12-16-2006, 12:44 AM
I think Nick's intentions were that we confess things that we feel guilt over. Seems that some are just bragging.
O.K. I'm gonna confess something here that I've never confessed before. There are only four ppl who know and three were there when it happened.
One night some friends and I were driving around in my Camaro down an old back road under the influence of L.S.D. 25 when the headlights illuminated the silouette of something crossing the road. As we got closer, it's eyes lit up like the first rays of the rising sun. Needless to say, I purposefully ran all over that vile beast with those eyes. They were looking into my soul I tell ya!! The sound of that creatures head banging repeatedly under my car echoes in my mind even unto this day............ Seriously tho, it's the only time I ever intentionally killed an animal.
Note: This happened before I was born again! :)
zoldic777
12-16-2006, 01:04 AM
ahh duuuhh until people started spamming - -" ( me = hypocrite)
anyway i've already confessed all i got to c onfess :D
Sometimes after I make a post I go check that link (http://forum.narutochaos.com/online.php) on the Index page that shows you who is online to see if anyone is reading my post.
It feels so stalker'ish.
I'm probably checking to see if you're reading this right now.
Azure Wrath
12-19-2006, 10:07 AM
he he, i do EXACLTY the same thing! especially with SOS, if i just posted a huge post in the AF ,then i go check who's reading it... or, who's replying to it!
zoldic777
12-19-2006, 01:25 PM
o comeon who doesn't do that - - but actually i just scroll down at the index and take a look.... but hey that one looks more updated *adds to favourite*
estranged
12-19-2006, 03:28 PM
i haven't been posted on NC in like forever......meh, w/e =D
confessions huh
well, back in the days when i was in school. i cheated on tests a lot. sometimes we stole the test paper beforehand. or i juz have a smart kid write the answers for me on a piece of paper, i keep the smart kids close =D
or juz simple paper to paper copying sometimes :D....i never felt guilty or anything. it was school, everybody did it
.Sage.
12-19-2006, 05:57 PM
i haven't been posted on NC in like forever......meh, w/e =D
confessions huh
well, back in the days when i was in school. i cheated on tests a lot. sometimes we stole the test paper beforehand. or i juz have a smart kid write the answers for me on a piece of paper, i keep the smart kids close =D
or juz simple paper to paper copying sometimes :D....i never felt guilty or anything. it was school, everybody did it
I have a confession....I didn`t...
Azure Wrath
12-19-2006, 06:30 PM
i never cheated during tests... aren;t i good?
.Sage.
12-19-2006, 07:50 PM
I have another confession....I let people copy me...
estranged
12-19-2006, 09:45 PM
I have a confession....I didn`t... lol. well, everybody in MY class did it. (i'm really a bad influence on them xD)
I have another confession....I let people copy me... here is my 2nd confession. i have done that too =D
i never cheated during tests... aren;t i good?
yes very good. u deserve a star
http://raph.levien.com/star.png
what do u MEAN its not in the middle?!
Azure Wrath
12-20-2006, 07:29 AM
i get a star!!
confession: I hate getting stars! :(
isaiahLIII
12-20-2006, 10:01 AM
Last confession for me. serious one anyway I know I'm an idiot but I attempted suicide twice. the first time i told my mom it was an accident,the second i woke up in the hospital.THat's extremly personal so keep it between us ok...............
Well, I look at the index just to be nosie..... >>
>.<
Flyin
12-21-2006, 02:46 AM
I am a womanizer. I use them for my satisfaction, but most know this already.
My confession, is that once in a while, tonight specifically, all I really want is something real, where I can hold somebody without a word being spoken. So really, maybe my confession should be I'm crazy.
narutoIZZAbest
12-22-2006, 12:50 AM
I'm bi.
Get over it.
Flyin
12-22-2006, 12:51 AM
I'm over it....now maybe I can get under you?
Confession: This may come as a shock, but I hit on anything with breasts and a heartbeat.
narutoIZZAbest
12-22-2006, 12:55 AM
hahah, funny stuff.
- I recently got groped by my friend, CJ. (both places)
but he does this kind of stuff to everybody-- so meh. [though i would never just LET anyone grope me.]
Flyin
12-22-2006, 12:57 AM
Sure.....
I do that too. Girl wants a hug, I want more...
Actually, one friend of myne, she likes to drink my coffee, so I took it back one time, kind of by force. It was nice...the coffee was good too.
narutoIZZAbest
12-22-2006, 01:02 AM
no, i have too much dignity to let myself be freely groped.
I REALLY REALLY hate most kids my age. ( i think most are dimwitted and shallow )
Flyin
12-22-2006, 01:05 AM
Confession: You're absolutely, 100% right. In school up until gr12 I found the majority to be. Then it started to change, only about half were. They get better as life goes on, then once they're out of school, they realize nobody gives a rats ass about what looks cool, or what you did with who.
Other than waiting, you can only spend time with them, and hope they learn some common sense. Enforce it if you have to.
Anna Hatake
12-27-2006, 11:42 PM
confession:i have stolen flowers off the tombstones in the cemetary.......and i was gonna put wax on the tombstones but the grave yard dude so me so i ran.........and i have a strange addicton to dead ppl...(i like to jump on their tombstones when there being lifted down:D)
DBZWarrior6582
12-28-2006, 12:03 AM
confession: I hade a dream about having sex with I think my gf, can't remembert the dream well. But even though I don't have feelings for her anymore the idea of having sex with her seemed kinda nice. Not sure why though.
any one able to help me on why?
I know sucky confession.
confession: I hade a dream about having sex with I think my gf, can't remembert the dream well. But even though I don't have feelings for her anymore the idea of having sex with her seemed kinda nice. Not sure why though.
any one able to help me on why?
I know sucky confession.
Just a guess, but I credit the holiday blues. Lots of people get lonely during this time of year.
Flyin
12-29-2006, 02:55 AM
If you haven't gotten any in a while, you may just be horny as a bull.
Confession! I worked my ass off today, smashed my nuts in with a 340lb piece of machinery, and tore a muscle in my back. So tomorrow, I don't plan on working that hard, thus I plan on getting there around 9, working for an hour, and booking out for 4, cheating the company of work and time.
Also, this is more strange than a confession, because of losing millions in liquid assets, I don't feel like having a physical relationship, this is the first time, in a LONG time, I've felt that way.
I find it hilarious from time to time to look up someone's resume on monster.com. Then I call them up and tell them that they've just landed an interview for a managerial position. I give them a list of duties and detail descriptions of the position which I basically take directly from their resume and change the words around... Then they usually say something like:
“Wow, I don’t want to brag but this position seems to really fit my qualifications well!”
Then I say something like:
“Really? Well, in that case, I don’t suppose you’d be available for an interview, say tomorrow, would you?”
Then I listen to them try to stifle their excitement on the other end of the line and I give them directions to some big office building in downtown Manhattan. And tell them to be sure to bring an updated version of their resume to the interview.
After I get off the phone I begin to laugh hysterically!
It may sound mean and like I’m a jerk or something like that, but just consider the momentary bliss they experience. For some people, it makes them feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off their shoulders.
Well, that’s today’s confession... I've done it 6 times this week so far.
Chidongan
02-14-2007, 12:13 AM
I find it hilarious from time to time to look up someone's resume on monster.com. Then I call them up and tell them that they've just landed an interview for a managerial position. I give them a list of duties and detail descriptions of the position which I basically take directly from their resume and change the words around... Then they usually say something like:
“Wow, I don’t want to brag but this position seems to really fit my qualifications well!”
Then I say something like:
“Really? Well, in that case, I don’t suppose you’d be available for an interview, say tomorrow, would you?”
Then I listen to them try to stifle their excitement on the other end of the line and I give them directions to some big office building in downtown Manhattan. And tell them to be sure to bring an updated version of their resume to the interview.
After I get off the phone I begin to laugh hysterically!
It may sound mean and like I’m a jerk or something like that, but just consider the momentary bliss they experience. For some people, it makes them feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off their shoulders.
Well, that’s today’s confession... I've done it 6 times this week so far.
ahahahhaa, i love you! man thats pure awesomeness.
Spangle
02-14-2007, 12:32 AM
That's really cruel.... but funny :D
Flyin
02-14-2007, 04:45 AM
I find it hilarious from time to time to look up someone's resume on monster.com. Then I call them up and tell them that they've just landed an interview for a managerial position. I give them a list of duties and detail descriptions of the position which I basically take directly from their resume and change the words around... Then they usually say something like:
“Wow, I don’t want to brag but this position seems to really fit my qualifications well!”
Then I say something like:
“Really? Well, in that case, I don’t suppose you’d be available for an interview, say tomorrow, would you?”
Then I listen to them try to stifle their excitement on the other end of the line and I give them directions to some big office building in downtown Manhattan. And tell them to be sure to bring an updated version of their resume to the interview.
After I get off the phone I begin to laugh hysterically!
It may sound mean and like I’m a jerk or something like that, but just consider the momentary bliss they experience. For some people, it makes them feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off their shoulders.
Well, that’s today’s confession... I've done it 6 times this week so far.
Wow...so that's why you haven't been big on SOS lately...
Hmm, it's funny, until the next day, when they can't find the place, then they feel terrible 'cause they're too stupid to find the building. Man, you're a nutty cat man...a nutty cat.
steve
02-14-2007, 04:55 AM
haha nick.
My confession: one night I was too drunk and had to throw up so I threw up off our balcony and it landed on every single balcony below us.
Not much of a confession, but it really sucked to wake up and realize id puked on everyones shit...
Flyin
02-14-2007, 04:58 AM
Ohh right, forgot my confession.
Once in a while I have dreams of doin' the dirty with a friend of mine, problem for me is she's 12. This makes me a terrible person.
steve
02-14-2007, 04:59 AM
ahahahhahaahhahahaha are we allowed to nominate best confessions?
hahaha that was awesome.
wait a few years.
Flyin
02-14-2007, 05:03 AM
Well, I have done a 14yr old, but I think that's a bit (HUGE) better than a twelve yr old. Fuck, I hit on her mom...I'm a friken bad person!
Hmm, 'nother confession...I have the urge to kick somebody in the face, really bad.
zoldic777
02-14-2007, 06:10 AM
Well i always have the urge the jump and kick someone on the back!! full power!! Dont know why but i also just feel like doing it =/
steve
02-14-2007, 06:13 AM
confession
I got food poisoning two days ago
and today when i woke up, my stomach felt better
but now I'm peeing blood-urine.
Spangle
02-15-2007, 12:32 AM
Somethings Steve... we don't need to know and that was one. >.< And Flyin how old are you?
As for a confession the only bad thing I have done latey is I kissed my bestfriend (a girl) in front of him and I'm sure that it hurt my best mate cause he has always liked her and I didn't care about what I did.
o.O;;; you guys are crazy
i didnt a bunch of bad things this weekend ;-;
el naruto
02-20-2007, 01:43 AM
Smoked again, after saying i would never again to my best friend and gf.
Flyin
02-20-2007, 02:05 AM
Somethings Steve... we don't need to know and that was one. >.< And Flyin how old are you?
I'm 17...that's why I'm evil.
Hmm...answered the door nude today for a couple of mormons.
Bartimaeus
02-20-2007, 02:08 AM
@flyin: SO what!! THings are ALWAYS possible, just have happy toughts!!
confession: I never study anywhere and never do any work I must hand in to the teachers, if I go on like this, I'm gonna fail everywhere!! I keep saying I'll do it, but I can't start the damn works!
Flyin
02-20-2007, 02:10 AM
@flyin: SO what!! THings are ALWAYS possible, just have happy toughts!!
Sorry, but I have no clue what you mean there.
I'm 17 and have thoughts once in a while about a 12yr old friend of mine...those are happy thoughts...but just...no.
animeking
02-20-2007, 02:32 AM
Sorry, but I have no clue what you mean there.
I'm 17 and have thoughts once in a while about a 12yr old friend of mine...those are happy thoughts...but just...no.
you need a psychologist...or something i think your gonna go to jail one of these days for statutory rape (when you get older anyways)
Flyin
02-20-2007, 03:03 AM
Most likely...but those charges will be dropped after I do the Judge.
Spangle
02-20-2007, 03:05 AM
I'm 17...that's why I'm evil.
Hmm...answered the door nude today for a couple of mormons.
O.o 17 is abit old for a 14 year old girl. but opening the door nude.... that is just classic. :D
here there wouldnt be anything wrong with that, unless they are more than 5 years age difference, i think
Spangle
02-20-2007, 03:15 AM
here there wouldnt be anything wrong with that, unless they are more than 5 years age difference, i think
Where do you live Texas? :p
no lol, but I do live in the USA though, so your kinda/not really close >.<
Flyin
02-20-2007, 03:19 AM
Hmm, well my original confession was about having 'thoughts' about a 12yr old. That's why it's wrong.
Spangle
02-20-2007, 03:24 AM
Yeah that is wrong but sometimes you can't control your mind. It is not like you acted it out so it is ok. Anyway if I don't distract my mind with music or something like that at night I think of things I don't want to think about.
I've commited murder, and I don't feel bad about it.
I've commited murder, and I don't feel bad about it.
we are all mass murderers you know...
i want to destroy something.......is that so wrong???
Spangle
02-22-2007, 09:44 PM
I've commited murder, and I don't feel bad about it.
Did you really? And what are the details?
Chidongan
02-23-2007, 03:49 AM
Confession: I'm in love....I just don't know with whom.
Flyin, 12 is a bit too far. 14 is okay if you're 17 like come on, it's just three years. But if you'd been 15 and thinking about a 12 year old then I'd say that it's too much. You gotta control your mind Flyin, control your mind ;)
Ero-marmot
02-25-2007, 03:05 PM
once i went on the street with a friend and...well...things went bad. In resume, a special detective arrested us but i swear i didn't do anything. The only thing my friend and i did was touching a branch but it resulted that that branch was from a scene crime and we destroyed part of the evidence touching it. Luckily nothing happened and the worst thing that happened to us was to not go out for about two months.
i have never had sex...*runs and hides* :D
Mousie
02-26-2007, 05:42 PM
I have a crush on someone? xD
Azure Wrath
02-26-2007, 06:03 PM
i think im in love with my best friend... :(
Chidongan
02-26-2007, 06:39 PM
i think im in love with my best friend... :(
*blushes* it's two sided. ^^
I think I don't like a certain person anymore and somehow I feel bad about it.
Flyin
02-27-2007, 03:42 AM
i have never had sex...*runs and hides* :D
AHHAHAHA YOU LUZER! WHAHAHAA FAG! OHH...no it's not that bad. Seriously...sometimes I think it would be better to have not done it as early as I did. Keep it in your pants until it's meaningful.
EDIT!
Right, Confession...Hmm...Once in a while, I go to my old Highschool and hang out there for a day with friends, go to their classes and stuff. Bit dorky, but it's fun to be the big guy in school!
Hidden Ninja
02-27-2007, 04:19 AM
jeez, when i was a senior in hs, it seemed like the incoming freshman looked so young and short.
i went back just this past year(3.5 years later), for non pleasant reasons, but looking at the students, jeez it felt as if they were so tiny. like real tiny. tiny like the blue haired character by flyin.
Spangle
02-27-2007, 04:28 AM
i have never had sex...*runs and hides* :D
How old are you?
Ive been caught by the police 6 times for stealing a car, organised crime, possession of lethal weapon, assault and battery... And other minor stuff... But i'm not that person anymore! Luckily!
I never had sex before...:D im a 18yr old virgin ehehehehe. and a girl in college asked me out , I knew she was sorta a mega perv and stuff. Sort turned her down.
Spangle
02-28-2007, 12:29 AM
Well thats fine if you don't want that sort of girl you will just have to have a good look for the right one
How old are you?
i'm 40 year-old virgin...haha,just kidding.I just turned 19 a month ago.And the reason why i still haven't done "it" is because i haven't found that special one...(wow i hope it didn't sound too gayish :D)
Azure Wrath
02-28-2007, 09:25 AM
nothing wrong with being a virgin
confession? im not a virgin.
Flyin
03-01-2007, 03:06 AM
Confession...I'm a virgin. That's right...never done it before...I've taken it so far, but never to that level. I'm at a loss for words right now, shallowing myself in the epoch of Azure's experience...wha? Virgin means not having sex? Ohh my god! Who hasn't?! HAHAHAA! That's hilarious! I thought it involved skydiving!
Confession, I spent over an hr talking with a girl, and never made a move on her...I'm a disgrace.
Chidongan
03-01-2007, 03:11 AM
I never had sex before...:D im a 18yr old virgin ehehehehe. and a girl in college asked me out , I knew she was sorta a mega perv and stuff. Sort turned her down.
Hell yeah!! same here. abstinance FTW!!
N00bs... Öhh...
I have never... wtf, i have done to many things! I have never jumped bungyjump! :) But i once lied that i have!
steve
03-01-2007, 03:12 PM
I'm in love with Regina...
:o I really fancy this girl in my year!!!!
-that felt good, I always wanted to shout that out-
zoldic777
03-03-2007, 12:54 PM
O.o no rape plox!
K umm, i'm sick right now having a fever and my throat hurts too =/ yet i'm still on the PC, what am i -__-"
el naruto
03-03-2007, 02:09 PM
O.o no rape plox!
K umm, i'm sick right now having a fever and my throat hurts too =/ yet i'm still on the PC, what am i -__-"
A robot???
gamamichi
03-18-2007, 08:03 AM
i have a lot to confess here but i think this one is on my #1 list...hehe... i really luv hentai
Azure Wrath
03-18-2007, 09:09 AM
my ultimate confession
for a long time, i thought AK47 and Masah were chicks...... @_@
ZeroWillis
03-18-2007, 09:12 AM
I'm a self confessed ass.
Over the past 2 or so years, my personality has gone downhill. I'm ignorant, hypocritical, arrogant and selfish. And I've grown to like it that way. I've discovered I don't really care about things that have no impact on me directly. Even viewing those charity adverts about 3rd World Kids dying has no emotional or mental impact on me, I just don't care. I'm only 15 (16 in 6 weeks), but I'm laughing at others losses? Hearing about murders on the news brings nothing more then a chuckle and "Rather them then me, too bad for their now orphaned kids, oh well".
Eh, oh well.
WhiteFang
03-18-2007, 08:07 PM
I made Death win in the Death to Sasuke poll >.<
.Sage.
04-04-2007, 08:02 PM
i have a lot to confess here but i think this one is on my #1 list...hehe... i really luv hentai
Same here...
I have to confess, I can`t swim, whistle or snap my fingers!
oipotty
04-06-2007, 01:22 PM
i hav to confess that i let out a secret:
my friend liked his cousin as a girlfriend
.Sage.
04-06-2007, 02:18 PM
I think incest is sick but I still found the incest hentai/manga amusing (--)V(--)
oipotty
04-06-2007, 03:18 PM
do u mean incence?
MrUseless
04-06-2007, 03:34 PM
I mailed someone a lump of dog s*** before
CS2-Sasuke
04-08-2007, 01:16 PM
I mailed someone a lump of dog s*** before
lol i mailed my cousin his dogs ear
ZeroWillis
04-17-2007, 12:11 PM
Hmm, I've just started going out with a girl (as in bf/gf). Very very pretty and all that. But I've been out with her twice before and both times have been utter failures. Just wondering wether it's a wise idea, giving it another go.
I haven't told me friends yet because I know they'd see it as a bad idea. I don't know how to tell them if I should at all.
Personally I'm fine with the fact it's failed twice before, we're both completely different people from the first two times, more mature and understanding and such.
I'm not really sure what I'm confessing here. But meh. What do you people think of going out with the same person after you've split up with them twice?
.Sage.
04-17-2007, 05:27 PM
I might be bipolar 0.0
oipotty
04-17-2007, 05:29 PM
i feel for u
Anna Hatake
04-17-2007, 09:37 PM
I might be bipolar 0.0
haha,i am bipolar!!......fear me.....
.Sage.
04-17-2007, 11:25 PM
Update: I`m 80% sure I`m bipolar...I just really don`t want to go to the doctors or talk to my parents about it...
Anna Hatake
04-18-2007, 08:05 PM
Update: I`m 80% sure I`m bipolar...I just really don`t want to go to the doctors or talk to my parents about it...
my mom has it,it's easy for me...........and for thouse of you that don't know.........i play strip poker every friday night with my male friends(that are gay)
Gabe Rod
04-18-2007, 08:11 PM
I mailed someone a lump of dog s*** before
Are you for real. I would love to see the mail guy look at. Like a huge envelope all brown and wet. The guy would be like ummm playdo?????????
My confession will be in the form of a conversation...it's truly the only way to tell this story.
Nick: in the Marines i was in MOS School
Nick: you're gonne love this story
Tayloy: haha
Nick: I walk into this one friend's room and he isnt there
Nick: then i find out than none of the guys in our class were in their rooms
Nick: they were all in this one dude's room and he was some reservist from Texas too
Nick: so i go join them
Nick: and guess what, everyone's got their pants down
Nick: they're all beating off to some porn he got on TV
Nick: then i get peer pressured into it too
Tayloy: oh know
Tayloy: no
Tayloy: *
Tayloy: wow
Tayloy: don't worry
Tayloy: it happens to the best of us
Tayloy: it's still fucking hilarious
Nick: so then now that it's time for everyone to bust, the dude from Texas, whos room it was comes around with a bowl
Nick: he makes everyone nut into the bowl
Tayloy: Spam! Nick had a circle jerk!
Tayloy: wht?
Tayloy: why?
Tayloy: wtf? man
Nick: then he pours brownie mix into it
Tayloy: oh my god.....
Nick: and starts whipping up a batch of brownies
Tayloy:
Tayloy: you're lying
Nick: then there is a female dorm next to us and all the girls are in the yard chillin
Nick: about 3 -4 hours later, he serves them all brownies
Nick: no lie
Tayloy: wow
Nick: we all watch from his room on the second floor
Tayloy: oh my god
Nick: and they all run to him like he's giving out money or something and we just watch as he serves them brownies
Nick: girls who join the Marines are attention starved
Tayloy: haha
Tayloy: omg
Tayloy: that's so fucking great
Nick: I should do a mission like that
Tayloy: haha
When i was eight, my friend had this video game that i really liked, so when he wasn't looking i borrowed it from him, but afterwards i felt really bad. I returned it about a week later but i can't stop thinking about it even though he honestly didn't like it that much
@snakeeys: You ARE immature but that's what makes life fun :D
Have you ever had a day where you think: "Why is it always about them?"
And then a second you crack under the pressure of the world, when you realize how insanely selfish, and unhuman that is of you?
Everything to you just feels so empty, and unwanting because you no longer feel you are worth it's time, because of how much more purer it is than from not having ever thought what you have?
Then suddenly everything stops, and when you realize whatever it was that made you tihnk those things was only because you hadn't even said a single word for anyone to give you the least 'mount of attention in the first place?
Yeah, that's how I feel when I look at it all from far away, and now I don't really care, until someone can com eup to me and say "It's okay." just after hearing me mutter "I'm sorry."
But it never happens because everyone is so much more selfless than me that they ignore my selfish deed, and just accept for the rest of the day like I never thought anything as horrid as that, only leaving me to wallow in my own guilt, and try to forgive mysaelf on my own.
LethalBanee
06-09-2007, 12:29 PM
I just found out that.....
PEOPLE EXIST!!!
Chidongan
07-14-2007, 01:19 AM
I am not who I appear to be, yes it's true. I am not a crazed sex fiend. I don't see women as sex objects. I'm not always aroused. I don't always think about sex. I would actually rather spend my time talking to a girl about what we like and dislike then having sex with her. I'm not really gay. I don't hate homosexuals. I don't really hate anyone. I'm not really uper sexiful. I can't make people orgasm from just my eyes.
Okay, who actually bought that? Thats only half true. I feel like that when I'm in 'teh mood'. I don't know how to explain it but when I'm in 'teh mood', I'm a completely different person. Fact.
Just a little confession.
eyeshadowlady
07-14-2007, 01:22 AM
I am not who I appear to be, yes it's true. I am not a crazed sex fiend. I don't see women as sex objects. I'm not always aroused. I don't always think about sex. I would actually rather spend my time talking to a girl about what we like and dislike then having sex with her. I'm not really gay. I don't hate homosexuals. I don't really hate anyone. I'm not really uper sexiful. I can't make people orgasm from just my eyes.
Okay, who actually bought that? Thats only half true. I feel like that when I'm in 'teh mood'. I don't know how to explain it but when I'm in 'teh mood', I'm a completely different person. Fact.
Just a little confession.
you have officially blown my mind. And it feels good ;)
LethalBanee
07-14-2007, 02:24 AM
I've been suspended from school for 3 days
for some stupid reason
el naruto
07-14-2007, 02:30 AM
I've been suspended from school for 3 days
for some stupid reason
Your still at school? I've been off for like a month.
LethalBanee
07-14-2007, 02:31 AM
nah this was earlier this year. Ive been off for like 2 months..when do ya go back?
Sasukemania
07-14-2007, 02:58 AM
I'm not really gay.
Oh, thats too bad ^^
Chidongan
07-14-2007, 12:41 PM
you have officially blown my mind. And it feels good ;)
It's what I do. ^_^
Oh, thats too bad ^^
I said it was only half true. I can be gay sometimes. ^_^
eyeshadowlady
07-14-2007, 04:45 PM
I said it was only half true. I can be gay sometimes. ^_^
like every time you're with another man :D
Azure Wrath
07-14-2007, 05:04 PM
he's only gay when he's inside of me! :D
Chidongan
07-14-2007, 05:17 PM
like every time you're with another man :D
Another? Are you telling me you're a man too? I can dig. ^_^
he's only gay when he's inside of me! :D
I'm gay whenever I'm near you.
eyeshadowlady
07-14-2007, 05:18 PM
Another? Are you telling me you're a man too? I can dig. ^_^
I'm gay whenever I'm near you.
didn't I already confess to being a man?
DonEmu
07-14-2007, 05:29 PM
didn't I already confess to being a man?
Please, pics of crotch as evidence...
Chidongan
07-14-2007, 05:34 PM
didn't I already confess to being a man?
Don't tease me. I'm easily aroused.
Please, pics of crotch as evidence...
Seconded.
eyeshadowlady
07-14-2007, 05:37 PM
Please, pics of crotch as evidence...
I think I'd be banned for blinding everybody/poking your eyes out O_o
DonEmu
07-14-2007, 05:40 PM
I think I'd be banned for blinding everybody/poking your eyes out O_o
Trust me, it will be worth it...
Chidongan
07-14-2007, 05:42 PM
I think I'd be banned for blinding everybody/poking your eyes out O_o
I'm used to it.
Courtesy of Donny here.
Azure Wrath
07-14-2007, 05:42 PM
I think I'd be banned for blinding everybody/poking your eyes out O_o
take one for the team! :D
eyeshadowlady
07-14-2007, 05:52 PM
donny blinds you with his creamage, not his enormousness Chido :p
Azure, you would know more about "taking it for the team" than anyone here. Except for Chido.
Sorry, I will keep my manhood's manliness secret until I find the "right man/lady". And that person will be very, very lucky ;)
Chidongan
07-14-2007, 05:53 PM
donny blinds you with his creamage, not his enormousness Chido :p
True. Very true.
Make him stop. =/
Azure Wrath
07-14-2007, 05:54 PM
nah, i know about 'taking it from the team'
DonEmu
07-14-2007, 06:06 PM
My enormousness is without question...I have to wrap it around both legs, that is why i only wear trousers...
Edit: I think i have spammed enough...
i confess that im single :D
Chidongan
07-14-2007, 06:59 PM
i confess that im single :D
I confess that I'm intrigued. ^_^
Kyūbi Naruto
07-15-2007, 05:48 PM
I spend an ungodly amount of money on Naruto stuff.. and I'm single :p
nah, i know about 'taking it from the team'
Not even when it comes to me? =/
I hate insects/bugs! >.<
Kristi
07-15-2007, 06:09 PM
I hate needles, ferris wheels, death and my window fan O_o
samnas
07-15-2007, 07:10 PM
I hate needles, ferris wheels, death and my window fan O_o
Hmmm ... i see, interesting ... *evil smile* ...
Gabe Rod
07-15-2007, 07:11 PM
I hate waiting and I hate damn stores like hollister and aber but the girls in them are smokin hot and the guys are hmmm you know. :p
WalkingFish
07-17-2007, 10:25 PM
Confession: I allow people to cheat off of my paper, and copy my homework....
COME ON who doesnt do that well ussually i m the one cheating me stupid (most people relize this)
confession: I cheat off of peoples ummm whats the word oh everything
eyeshadowlady
07-17-2007, 10:38 PM
I hate waiting and I hate damn stores like hollister and aber but the girls in them are smokin hot and the guys are hmmm you know. :p
OMG I completely agree 120%
I'd much rather go to a book or music store, or somewhere, you know, fun ^_^ And I hate that overpriced crap.
The girls may look good but you have to remember 90% of them have virtually NO personality, which they feel they need to make up for in overpriced name brand clothing .
My sister went to *huuuuuuuuuge groan of exasperation* THE BUCKLE yesterday. Took over an HOUR just WAITING FOR HER TO GET OUT.
anyway, I confess the same ^_^
WalkingFish
07-17-2007, 11:23 PM
CONFESSION: I hate all people that shop at American Eagle and places liek that and i think the men are gay
darkangelvampire
07-18-2007, 12:06 AM
I have a crush on all the boys on here except Chid since hes a pedophile
WalkingFish
07-18-2007, 12:10 AM
wow.....
CONFESSION: i like alot of Fergie's songs...
darkangelvampire
07-18-2007, 12:13 AM
wow.....
CONFESSION: i like alot of Fergie's songs...
LOL LOSER....... oops sry did I post that? :D
WalkingFish
07-18-2007, 12:16 AM
screw you lol
and her music videos are godly
darkangelvampire
07-18-2007, 12:20 AM
Wow you want to screw me lol I feel loved
WalkingFish
07-18-2007, 12:22 AM
well if yur a girl id love too
darkangelvampire
07-18-2007, 12:23 AM
Well duh of course Im a girl lol WOOT! im getting screwed tonight!
WalkingFish
07-18-2007, 12:27 AM
lol
not really
darkangelvampire
07-18-2007, 12:29 AM
I know it was sarcasm... god no one understands me in this world *goes and cries in a dark corner*
WalkingFish
07-18-2007, 12:34 AM
lol why dont you look at all my posts and and find pitures of me on it and youll see me too there not very good pics anyway
CONFESSION: Im 13
Chidongan
07-18-2007, 12:36 AM
CONFESSION: Im 13
CONFESSION: Legality is an obstacile which doesn't bother me. ^_^
WalkingFish
07-18-2007, 12:37 AM
how is it a obstacle
darkangelvampire
07-18-2007, 12:38 AM
CONFESSION:Im not 14 Im 13
WalkingFish
07-18-2007, 12:40 AM
CONFESSION I ahve never had a GirlFriend becuz of the fear i have for a relationship
1.Talking on the fone (the oen thing i hate the most)
2. not being to hang out with my friends as much.
3. all the girls i know are either bitches or ugly.
(why does it seem that all nice girls are ugly and all bitches are hot)
Anna Hatake
07-18-2007, 06:29 PM
I know it was sarcasm... god no one understands me in this world *goes and cries in a dark corner*
i understand you *hugggs*
CONFESSION:Im not 14 Im 13
hahaha you liar!
Confession: i have blue eyes!
.Sage.
07-20-2007, 08:46 PM
Confession: I screwed up everything close to me...Only to realize I`m just fine without them...
MrUseless
07-20-2007, 10:20 PM
Okay... my confression is I haven't drank in over a week... which is a long time for me usually... and I am utterly shitfaced rright now... >.>
I thought I was quitting drinking but... dunno anymore >.>
Tatsujin
07-20-2007, 10:24 PM
i'm Married.....
For 2,5 year long now.
i confess that i am no longer single...me and my girl hooked back up again:D:D:D
MrUseless
07-20-2007, 10:36 PM
i confess that i am no longer single...me and my girl hooked back up again:D:D:D
way to go Irv! slip her the noodle >.>
way to go Irv! slip her the noodle >.>
been slippin it even after the break up...:D
Tatsujin
07-20-2007, 10:43 PM
I'm the Nurse....
And my wife too
i was so hungry and didnt feel well........
i ate........
Mac and Cheese
ill go to hell for that ;-;
damn you cheese
Tatsujin
07-20-2007, 11:01 PM
U had F***ed with cheese....
Steve will own U
remzrevolution
07-20-2007, 11:20 PM
Confession: I screwed up everything close to me...Only to realize I`m just fine without them...
"once the damage was done. i never missed it at all."
confession: i ate two poptarts a hotpocket and pizza for dinner.
eyeshadowlady
07-21-2007, 12:33 AM
I confess that I draw naked pictures of you late at night.
the killer Uchiha
07-21-2007, 12:38 AM
i confess that i live under a bridge in a cardboard box that has internet
eyeshadowlady
07-21-2007, 12:39 AM
i confess that i live under a bridge in a cardboard box that has internet
hey! I used to draw you there!
the killer Uchiha
07-21-2007, 12:43 AM
hey! I used to draw you there!
really?! was i sexy in your drawings?
I kissed a boy while drunk and i dont regret it!
darkangelvampire
07-23-2007, 01:37 AM
i frenched a girl completely normal and i regret it!
That makes us diffrent lol :D
Azure Wrath
07-23-2007, 08:15 AM
i am madly in love with ESL and Kayleen... and chido...
and im proud of it! ^_^
Chidongan
07-23-2007, 09:59 AM
i am madly in love with ESL and Kayleen... and chido...
and im proud of it! ^_^
CONFESSION: Azure and I are soul mates. <33
That doesn't mean we don't get around though. ^_^
I wore my ultra pooffy kapris the other day ;-;
i got lost in my closet 0.0 that's how messy it is!
MrUseless
07-23-2007, 12:50 PM
I find gray hair sexy...
Gabe Rod
07-23-2007, 12:54 PM
My dream is to wrestle a polar bear. :o
the_emerald_king_of_fat
07-23-2007, 12:57 PM
I have had 18 cats (they all sorta died)...
in two short years...
I'm a magnet for feline misfortune, that's a fact.
Gabe Rod
07-23-2007, 01:03 PM
I hate cats.
Jk.
i think that the next time a hurricane hits, the most difficult part of the liberal's reconstruction plan will be how to blaim the tradegy on george bush.
Thistle
07-24-2007, 11:31 AM
I hate cats.
Jk.
When i moved into my current apartement i opened a window and a cat came in. Later i went back into the room and closed the window. So the cat had to stay there and peed into a corner. Best thing is, when i discovered the cat and tried to get it out of my apartment it didn`t want to go. Now, about four years later you can still smell the pee despite everything i have tried. My friends call it the cat-pee-room.
My confession is: i thought about putting the cat into a bag and drowning it. Of course i didn`t do so.
The cat had its revenge because it visited my balcony. Cats eat grass to clean their stomach so it ate a plant of mine and vomitted on the balcony.
Azure Wrath
07-24-2007, 11:32 AM
i posted pictures of myself naked before... kumomaru has hated me ever since... V_V
WalkingFish
07-24-2007, 12:25 PM
really sweet send me a PM with them
i posted pictures of myself naked before... kumomaru has hated me ever since... V_Vwho said i hated you? =/ i just think you were terribly misguided
That and i hate porn... beyond all reasoning *foaming at the mouth*
Besides that wasn't you... it was just some idiot photoshopping his dick
MrUseless
07-24-2007, 01:20 PM
who said i hated you? =/ i just think you were terribly misguided
That and i hate porn... beyond all reasoning *foaming at the mouth*
*checks Kumo's browser history*
Liar...
Confession... hmm...
I don't like chocolate >.>
Gabe Rod
07-24-2007, 01:21 PM
When i moved into my current apartement i opened a window and a cat came in. Later i went back into the room and closed the window. So the cat had to stay there and peed into a corner. Best thing is, when i discovered the cat and tried to get it out of my apartment it didn`t want to go. Now, about four years later you can still smell the pee despite everything i have tried. My friends call it the cat-pee-room.
My confession is: i thought about putting the cat into a bag and drowning it. Of course i didn`t do so.
The cat had its revenge because it visited my balcony. Cats eat grass to clean their stomach so it ate a plant of mine and vomitted on the balcony.
ohhh that sucks.:(
I also want to shake a gorillas hand.:D
And then meet the gorilla who could smoke.:D
*checks Kumo's browser history*
Liar...
Confession... hmm...
I don't like chocolate >.>*kicks him in the balls*
You're a dick. I hate porn.
My dog won't pee or crap on anything. =/ ANYTHING. EVER. it scares me.
Gabe Rod
07-24-2007, 01:41 PM
*kicks him in the balls*
You're a dick. I hate porn.
My dog won't pee or crap on anything. =/ ANYTHING. EVER. it scares me.
Wow. That is scary. Maybe you should bring her to the vet.:(
i confess that i pick my nose...alot...then flick them at people sometimes
Wow. That is scary. Maybe you should bring her to the vet.:(it's a he. =/
and it's not that he never peed in his life but he hasn't peed on anything for the last twenty hours or so...
Gabe Rod
07-24-2007, 01:53 PM
it's a he. =/
and it's not that he never peed in his life but he hasn't peed on anything for the last twenty hours or so...
Well how was I supposed to know. I have a girl dog.:confused:
But maybe he's fine. He's just did pee in the house I bet.:D
MrUseless
07-24-2007, 01:55 PM
Kumo, alot of males dogs will squat if they are having joint pains... how old is the dog?
i just learned how to use torrents... I'm downloading right now for the first time.
purifier
07-26-2007, 04:14 AM
I confess that I don't feel any compassion for any living thing. I care more for fictional characters than real people.
I once had a girlfriend. We broke up because I didn't care about her at all. I guess that made her sad. I actually laughed when we broke up... I'm messed up, maybe?
Also, I am attracted to girls with red hair.
Azure Wrath
07-26-2007, 06:53 AM
i went completely celibate for 101 days
on day 102 i downloaded all the porn i could muster (and all the pics of chido) in 30 minutes. let your imagination do the rest.
Gabe Rod
07-26-2007, 08:50 AM
I'm really 31. :/
i have a big fear of whales ;-;
i really dont have a computer...i use my mind
*eerie like*
oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!!!
MrUseless
08-01-2007, 03:27 PM
I like bleeding... >.<
DonEmu
08-01-2007, 03:27 PM
When i am horny, i look up all the hot girls i actually know on facebook and check their relationship status...
Booty calls ftw!
Azure Wrath
08-01-2007, 03:37 PM
downloading porn right now.
Ive seriously been thinking of becoming a vegetarian :O
Sasukemania
08-01-2007, 03:46 PM
When i was 15 y.o, i met a really cute girl at a party, she was one year older than me, and she asked me to go outside the room to "relax". We went outside and we were alone and the only thing i did was just kept talking to her like an idiot. Only afterwards i understand she was really disappointed that i didn't even tried to kiss her. I was young and stupid. Of course she never called after that.
LethalBanee
08-01-2007, 03:51 PM
I think Michael Vick should go to prison for five years :P
and start the new "Convicts vs. Guards Game"
dominicbowser09
08-03-2007, 12:22 AM
i will admit i get a girlfriend and mess with like 5 other girls at the same time, only been caught once and it was disastrous..... girls yellin bit%^ and h() and other obscene stuff was chaos lol
downloading porn right now.
me too:D:D:D
Azure Wrath
08-03-2007, 07:19 AM
i will admit i get a girlfriend and mess with like 5 other girls at the same time, only been caught once and it was disastrous..... girls yellin bit%^ and h() and other obscene stuff was chaos lol
confession: i dont believe this.
Sasukemania
08-03-2007, 07:31 AM
i will admit i get a girlfriend and mess with like 5 other girls at the same time, only been caught once and it was disastrous..... girls yellin bit%^ and h() and other obscene stuff was chaos lol
I don't believe it either...you're 16 y.o and you have like 6 girls you "mess with"....right.
Azure Wrath
08-03-2007, 07:45 AM
maybe he was literally messing with them, picking fights on girls...
I'm afraid of public toilets. 0.o is that weird?
animeking
08-03-2007, 10:35 AM
I'm afraid of public toilets. 0.o is that weird?
No,it is not,public toilets are disgusting.
I don't believe it either...you're 16 y.o and you have like 6 girls you "mess with"....right.
how is that hard to believe...i was that age and i messed with more...
Chidongan
08-03-2007, 11:49 AM
how is that hard to believe...i was that age and i messed with more...
Because you're down right shmexy!
I don't buy it either. I think he's exaggerating to look cool on an anime forum! :O
Confession: As hard as it may be to believe, I'm not really a big fan of big boobs. I actually prefer them to be proportionate to the girls body. Infact if boobs are too big they kinda freak me out. ^_^
Because you're down right shmexy!
I don't buy it either. I think he's exaggerating to look cool on an anime forum! :O
Confession: As hard as it may be to believe, I'm not really a big fan of big boobs. I actually prefer them to be proportionate to the girls body. Infact if boobs are too big they kinda freak me out. ^_^
you're about all three chido:D
boobs should be proportionate to the girls body but i just like them. big, medium, small...i dont care aslong as it goes with the girls body:D
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