Corrupt a wish game

[badash]

Yo everybody I see this thread on a hentai site... no I was only looking for stocks and stuff!!!!

So somebody makes a wish like...

"I wish I had a puppy"

And the next person writes something like...

"You wake up the next day feeling rather pleased with yourself you feel something warm rubbing against your shorts and as you lift your covers you see it... DUDE you HAD a puppy"

(So ya gave birth to it OR ya showed it a really good time, either is pretty corrupt)
then they make a wish and it gets corrupt and so on and so on...

Not the best example so yeah BUT alas you should get it though.



So this is the first wish


"I wish my PC was super intelligent"



Try it peoples!
*Keep it... kinda clean guys*

[JoshAries]

Interesting idea...

Badash's Wish: "I wish I had a super intellegent computer" :

What actually happens: You wake up to find that your computer is gone, you call the police to make a report and the line is busy. You turn on the news only to find a report of people's heads being mutalated and the brains missing, and the perp being your computer who's become a giant mutated brain thats singing some wack song about eating brains.

Josh's Wish: I want to have enough money that I'll never have to worry about anything again.

[Lost Prophet]

Josh wished for:enough money that I'll never have to worry about anything again.

What happened: Josh woke up to see flames on buildings, dead bodies filling the streets, and cats flying around in the air. A massive amount of money grew from Josh's house and turned into megazords, growing arms, legs, and lazer eyes. They moneyzords destroyed Josh's town, along with anything that could disturb or ruin his life.

My wish: I wish that I had x-ray vision

[Chidongan]

you cant control it and see through everything and everyone, including men. old, fat, wrinkly, old, men. old.


my wish: i wish i was dead. (hahaha try to currupt my wish now. ^^)

[badash]

my wish: i wish i was dead. (hahaha try to currupt my wish now. ^^)

Doors are no longer opened for her, people don't care about her. she is left unloved and unseen and even though she is not dead in the true sense everybody around her sees her as it and would no longer even talk to her.

She is cold alone and cannot kill herself as it would conflict with her wish so she will have nobody love her for the rest of her life!!!

Ash's wish "I wish I could fly"

[uchiha_melody]

LOL love this game!!! nice thread!

Ash's wish:
(on one fine day you wake up and watch the birds chrip and you frown ,its a really bad day for you , your girlfriend/boyfriend just broke up with you (OH NOEEESSS)your all emo you just wanna die , you walk down stairs and put the tele on and you decide to watch some you hear on news that some freak kid died of suicide today...your probably not interested though because your thinking of other things ..you walk to your fridge and decided you wanted Marmite with toast but (dun DUn dun!!! : O) your out of mamrie...(thats it ) your thinking you walk up to the nearest window and (dun dun dun!! : O) you throw yo self out THE WINDOW 'OMFG"!!!AN OLD LADY SCREAMS AND what ya know...*smiles* your ACTULAY flying .....)

melo's wish "I Wish I Lived In LAS VEGAS!"

[Chidongan]

melody's wish: I Wish I Lived in LAS VEGAS!"

melody magically appears at vegas, she is soo happy she decides to go to the slots, she wins. so she decides to move on to something a 'bit more challenging. she loses. she thinks it's just a coincidine. so she plays some more. gradually, she's lost all her money.

my other wish: i wish fillers ended. (*giggles* who doesn't want that?)

[uchiha_melody]

hahahah come on it aint THAT bad XDD

Chido's wish : one fine fineeeeeeeee Thursday! young chido decides he wants to watch the latest naruto (and so he downloads it) and he seems unhappy >: ( , than a fat fairy appears on his window that fairy named melo fairy (rare ones those)she sprinkles her weird looking fairy dust on the download and when young chido opens the file in his media player or whatever he use's hes SHOCKED!!!!!11(DUNDUNDUN!!!!to be continued!NOT!)that the naruto fillers have peacefully ENDED.^-^

melo's wish - I wish i was a Rockstar

[Chidongan]

melo's wish - I wish i was a Rockstar

Melo becomes a rockstar. rawr. she is happy. She shares her guitar with some weird guy and gets aids. She is not happy. ^^


lol melody it's supposed to be 'corrupt' a wish. you made mine happy. ^^

Chido's Wish: I wish i had a donut. (me = teh hungry. )

[uchiha_melody]

melo's wish - I wish i was a Rockstar

Melo becomes a rockstar. rawr. she is happy. She shares her guitar with some weird guy and gets aids. She is not happy. ^^


lol melody it's supposed to be 'corrupt' a wish. you made mine happy. ^^

Chido's Wish: I wish i had a donut. (me = teh hungry. )

okay okay ........whats corrupt mean anywayz???O____O

umm

chido's wish:
(one day chido decides that he wants a donut and so he pop to a store and buys a couple he put one to his mouth and a police man (AKA PIG) came over and told the taken aback chido to put his hands up and so he did ...the police man told chido this donut is sacred and since he bit on it hes suppose to end his life now...chido was afraid of death...(like everyone....yeah)so he kicked the police man in his....that-sort-of-place-your-BF-warns-you-to-hit...and the runs now chido is a wanted CRIMINAL!!(DUN DUN!!) he than gets ill and everything he see's are talking/moving/screaming/whining donuts...he cries out to god but (hes out for dinner) so chido choked and died....)

MORAL of the story "don't buy donuts from any store you see....it could be sacred.."

melos wish " I wish i had telepathy powa!"

[Chidongan]

okay okay ........whats corrupt mean anywayz???O____O

umm

i'll edit this again...when i know XD

DICK[/b]tionary.com]1. guilty of dishonest practices, as bribery; lacking integrity; crooked: a corrupt judge.
2. debased in character; depraved; perverted; wicked; evil: a corrupt society.
3. made inferior by errors or alterations, as a text.
4. infected; tainted.
5. decayed; putrid.
–verb (used with object) 6. to destroy the integrity of; cause to be dishonest, disloyal, etc., esp. by bribery.
7. to lower morally; pervert: to corrupt youth.
8. to alter (a language, text, etc.) for the worse; debase.
9. to mar; spoil.
10. to infect; taint.
11. to make putrid or putrescent.


it basically means, to screw up. so you're supposed to screw up someones wish. ^^

ontopic: just screw up my wish. the one with the donuts. ^^

[uchiha_melody]

okay okay ........whats corrupt mean anywayz???O____O

umm

chido's wish:
(one day chido decides that he wants a donut and so he pop to a store and buys a couple he put one to his mouth and a police man (AKA PIG) came over and told the taken aback chido to put his hands up and so he did ...the police man told chido this donut is sacred and since he bit on it hes suppose to end his life now...chido was afraid of death...(like everyone....yeah)so he kicked the police man in his....that-sort-of-place-your-BF-warns-you-to-hit...and the runs now chido is a wanted CRIMINAL!!(DUN DUN!!) he than gets ill and everything he see's are talking/moving/screaming/whining donuts...he cries out to god but (hes out for dinner) so chido choked and died....)

MORAL of the story "don't buy donuts from any store you see....it could be sacred.."

melos wish " I wish i had telepathy powa!"

hey chido i edited my post ...this is teh right way to play this game RIGHT!?
XD

[Chidongan]

*ouch*

Links wish:I wish for world peace

Link becomes a world leader, he fights for world peace. after a few decades of fighting for world peace, link finally decides to give up. he kills himself. the next day there is world peace, apparently Link was cuasing alot of trouble in his sleep. ^^

Chidos Wish: i wish was invincible.

[Azure Wrath]

invincibility becomes: You cannot die. No matter what anybody does to you, you wont die... so they torture you an a myriad ways, from which you suffer, but never escape, suffering an eternal torture session.

My Wish: "I wish the world was perfect"

[Chidongan]

Azure's Wish: "I wish the world was perfect"

Corrupt: In order for the world to become perfect, the governments start a secret agengy, that removes anyyone and everyone that tries to make this world imperfect. eventually they get rid of everyone who try's to make this world imperfect, then they move on to removing everyone who makes it imperfect just by existing. thus resulting int he massacre of the human race. azure = the indirect killer of the human race. *gasp*

Chido's Wish: i wish my 'ego' was bigger. ^^

[Raki]

Rakieri's wish:I wish my jetpack was shinier

ego wish:goes terribly wrong , becomes bigger than chidongan then not enough blood to go to the ego , the dies from no blood

[kjrav]

Rakeri's Wish:Rakeri's Jet Pack becomes a star that shines extremely bright yet the star desroyes the world and everyone one in it by incinerating them.

Wish:i want the most delicious perfect Pizza on a plate in fornt of me on a table, I have 30 minutes of no interuptions or problems.The Pizza is peperoni and cooked just the way I like and will stay a Pizza for the time it takes me to eat it, digest it and excrete it.It will not fall onto the floor and nothing bad will happen to the pizza.I can't die or b tortured while eating the pizza.

There corrupt that wish!

[Flyin]

Got ya.....
You eat your Pizza, but have a toothache. Every bite you take brings you further into pain. You can't help but eat it, as you only have a 1/2 hr time span of no inturruptions. You swallow your tooth, after it gets dislodged from the chewing, then choke on the little thing coughing up your already eaten pizza, back onto the plate infront of you!

I wish that hot chinese girl would deliver chinese food, and a little extra 'sauce' if you get me!

[kjrav]

Your wish:You lay the chinese girl only to find she has HIV and now you are infected.

My Wish:I wish I had a dollar.nothing happens to me or the dollar.

[AK47]

kjrav's wish: a dollar
you get a dollar but then you spend it on candy and then u eat the candy at now you are miserable and regret spending that dollar on candy, because you see a penny store and everything in it is gold and diamonds
my wish: to have a happy life

[Flyin]

You find yourself in a state of constant extacy. You can't help yourself as your excitement breaches your every extremity, causing you to lose your job, friends, family and lovers. You've found that what makes you happy (Orgasm) drives away those around you.
There was a skit I saw about this...funny stuff

My Wish: Double the size of a certain part (from 12" to 24")

[Octo]

One of your legs is now way too long. You can't even stand up straight.


My wish: To find a nice girl with no Std's.

[Flyin]

She's Amish, enough said.

Wish: Every Game System ever invented, along with all the games to go with them!

[kjrav]

You wish:They all break in one hour
My wish:Infinite Wishes

[Flyin]

You get everything you want and become insane and corrupt. You realize having everything you want is horrible, because you now have no challange and no point in living. You then wish to have no more wishes, everything you've ever had is taken away from you, and you die because you we in your plane at the time.

I wish for my Ideal Woman.

[kjrav]

You meet her and she dies

My wish:An IQ of 140

[badash]

She is your ideal woman... but her boyfriend ain't and kicks the sh*t outta ya before she can finish putting her makeup on.

I wish I could break rocks with my bare hands!

[Octo]

You have your ideal woman, then she gets hit by a bus only to become a vegetable.

I wish I had a carrot. In my hand.

edit: lol 3 people all at same time.

[DonEmu]

Which is bigger than ur 3" co............................................... so ur girl uses it

My Wish: World Peace

[Flyin]

Man, I got ravaged there.

The world becomes peacable, so everything works well. Science comes to a point that the massive amount of energy that can be created at a single location is enough to power the entire world. With that, a small crack in a bolt causes a major malfunction, thus displacing all the energy into one localised explosion. WORLD ENDS, but peacefully.

I wish for....sex, right now, no stds, no uglies or kinky shigit, no gay sex, just normal lovin'!

[animeking]

Man, I got ravaged there.

The world becomes peacable, so everything works well. Science comes to a point that the massive amount of energy that can be created at a single location is enough to power the entire world. With that, a small crack in a bolt causes a major malfunction, thus displacing all the energy into one localised explosion. WORLD ENDS, but peacefully.

I wish for....sex, right now, no stds, no uglies or kinky shigit, no gay sex, just normal lovin'!

You end up getting her pregnant and than forced to marry you and than when the baby is reborn its a retarded baby with extra EVERYTHING O_o (two heads extra limbs) and its an abomination against nature later you find out that the reason this happened was because the person you slept with with your LONG LOST SISTER

My wish: TO OWN ALL THE VIDEOGAMES AND ANIME OF THIS WORLD!

[kjrav]

All of it is stolen the next day

I wish to be god!

[animeking]

All of it is stolen the next day

I wish to be god!

you get eternal boredom from your godhood and the fact that you have infinite power and are everywhere and everything o_o


my wish: I wish to have infinite DBZish powers without a negative consequence !!!


HAHA SOMEONE BEAT THAT! :p

[kjrav]

People fear your powers and ban you from using them, if you use tem they will kill you with an anti super power gunthey invintd.

It's not negative to the pople who fear you.

i want some cheese

[Chidongan]

the cheese tastes like piss.

wish: i wish i was a master of photoshop. ^^

[JoshAries]

Kjrav: Your wish for some cheese is granted... but is ruined when you recieve the most annoying imaginary friend from Fosters' named Cheese. After a few hours you shoot yourself to end the suffering.

My wish: I wish for invincibility.

[badash]

the cheese tastes like piss.

wish: i wish i was a master of photoshop. ^^

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Your in SUCH high demand that one day you take out a knife and slice your throat to end the constant requests and to fulfill the ULTMATE work of art.

I wish my room was full of loving cheerleaders!!!

[Flyin]

They end up in a massive orgy, that you are no part of. Then you get sent for beer, since none of them are old enough to buy it (assuming your legal) If not, then you get sent out, cause you're killing the mood

I want to be killed in the most horrible and disgusting way...ever!

[AK47]

u are reincarnated the next day into a piece of poo
I wish to be a intelligent, sexy, and athletic. (which i already am *cough*)

[uchiha_melody]

AKS wish:
AK was in school PE showing off his ATHLETIC MAD skiLLz when he brakes his spine and the girl he thought found him sexy pointed and laughed her bum off (like most girls do...)so the doctor told AK that hes (DUN DUN!!! : O) HANDICAPPED (: O)and he will have to remove his umm left leg ....because ..he just had too , and he got and (DUN DUN : O) an F!!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?OMFG SCREAMED HIS MUM WTF YOU LOSER KID I HATE YOU I HATE YOU GET OUT!!!!

and so....he ended his life...^^)

My wish - I wish i had Telepathy power XD BEAT THAT!!

[badash]

uchiha melody-chan suddenly loses control of her new power as she just wished for it and didn't train to keep it at bay.

She hears random thoughts about really crazy things and some adult content which makes her blush.

After a while she cannot be near any guy as she can hear what they are thinking about her and the girls vicious comments.

She is now all alone and don't like anybody.

Awwww.

I wish England would win the world F****** cup!!!!!

[Azure Wrath]

they win the cup, but it causes an uproar and all the countries declare war against england!

I wish crime didn't exist

[Chidongan]

crime doesn't exist. then one day a guy gives crime a symnonym; 'not good deed'. so in honor of the 'new' word, people take part of the celebrations and do 'not good deeds', all over the world.

(ya i know 'tis sucks, but i coldnt think of anything else.

me wish: i wish that my flashdrive had infinite memory. (PORN!!)

[DonEmu]

It has infinite memory which is infinitely filled with ur bestial deeds with animals and automatically connects to the internet and posts it everywhere.

I Wish: Naruto fillers would end...

[Canthinkofaname]

the fillers end, and kishimoto starts airing regular episodes starting at kakashi gaiden. but then it catches up to the manga and until the new manga comes out, naruto is canceled. retards that watch the show think that kish airs the show and not the tv studio, so they go and kill kishimoto, stopping naruto forever

my wish, i wish that i had the ultimate computer, and it was evil and it could not move.

[Chidongan]

ctoan wish: i wish that i had the ultimate computer, and it was evil and it could not move.


it cant move, but it sould erase everything on your hardrive. thus cuasing you to fail all your classes in which you couldn't turn in a project.


my wish: i wish i understoon minesweeper. >.>

[Canthinkofaname]

your wish, you start to understand minesweeper. you become good at it and like it, playing it all the time. then you talking about your uber pwnage of minesweeper at school, and everyone calls you a nerd and no one likes you anymore.

i wish i had some decent food that wasnt poisoned or alive

[Chidongan]

lol i'm already a nerd. ^^

ctoan wish: i wish i had some decent food that wasnt poisoned or alive


the food is soo good, you have an orgasm, and it doesn't stop, ever. and you cant go out in public anymore, becuase of your orgasm. and people think you're weird, and ban you from society.


wish: i wish i was immortal.

[DBZWarrior6582]

Chido's Wish: I wish I was Imortal

You become inmortal and can't die, you must suffer the rest of your life watching all of your friends and loved ones die around you. no matter what happens you won't die and you live a life of bitter sadness and secretly wish you were dead.

I whish I was able to creat the Mark VI majolnir, armor from halo.

[Chidongan]

I whish I was able to creat the Mark VI majolnir, armor from halo.

you succeed. and start running around with the armor on, letting everyone know how cool you are. all the halo addicts are jealous of you, so they kill you and take the armor.

i wish i had my gameboy with me at school. (Final Fantasy I FTW!!)

[Canthinkofaname]

you have the gameboy at school, and the game is so fun, you have to play it. you take it during class and turn it on. you forgot to turn the sound off, or you just didnt cuz the sound was too awesome. the gameboy is taken from you by your evil teacher and then after school the school burns down, and you lose your game forever since yours was the last one ever made and all others are gone.

i wish that, i had a cookie

[Azure Wrath]

you eat the cookie. it had raisins in it. :(

my wish: I wish i obtain 97% for every single exam and test

[Canthinkofaname]

damn, i hate raisens anyway, your wish

you get 97 on all tests, then you graduate school and go to college and get 97 again on all tests. but then when your at your job and you have to make this very important thing that is vital to save the earth, you only make it 97 % complete and it fails, destroying the earth

i wish that i was a little less smart, and a lot less ugly

[Chidongan]

you have the gameboy at school, and the game is so fun, you have to play it. you take it during class and turn it on. you forgot to turn the sound off, or you just didnt cuz the sound was too awesome. the gameboy is taken from you by your evil teacher and then after school the school burns down, and you lose your game forever since yours was the last one ever made and all others are gone.

i wish that, i had a cookie

ahahahah i'm in college. now, they can't dare take away my GBA. ^^

ctoan wish: i wish that i was a little less smart, and a lot less ugly

your wish comes true. all the girls fall in love with you becuae you're so damn hot, but then they hate you cuz your stupid. ^^

my wish: that i had ultimate knowledge.

[animeking]

ahahahah i'm in college. now, they can't dare take away my GBA. ^^

ctoan wish: i wish that i was a little less smart, and a lot less ugly

your wish comes true. all the girls fall in love with you becuae you're so damn hot, but then they hate you cuz your stupid. ^^

my wish: that i had ultimate knowledge.

You gain ultamate knowledge but sadly you are filled with all the knowledge of everything that has or well ever happen making life boring to you O_o

Example

Chidongan: Lets go out

Girl: sure

Chi:forget it i just realized you have aids

Girl: what no i dont!

chi:get yourself tested ya well know what i mean

*a week later*

girl:HOW DID HE KNOW!

or

Chi:Lets go out

girl:sure

chi:eh forget it i just realized you well break up on me in xx/xx/xx (date) at X:XX XX (time) for cheating on you for ________<---- whatever reason goes there!

girl: O_o your insane!



Enough said! all im saying is it would be boring


my wish: to go to japan

[kjrav]

You Go to Japan but a war breaks out and Japan is bobed by the Neo Nazi's.

I wish I had a PS3 that worked perfectly and was not alive or anything supernatural.Also it was unbrakable!

[animeking]

You Go to Japan but a war breaks out and Japan is bobed by the Neo Nazi's.

I wish I had a PS3 that worked perfectly and was not alive or anything supernatural.Also it was unbrakable!

your parents catch you watching porn on it and confiscate it from you and send it into a black hole (i know not possible lol) and rips into nothing but atoms :p but if the black hole thing is not allowed than they just confiscate it and give it away to an orphanage or something who knows


My wish: I wish I had the Shukaku within me O_o (plz try to make the most hillarious thing happen to me in that situation not just something lame like OH I NEVER GET SLEEP BLAH BLAH BLAH lol )

[kjrav]

You live a happy life with super powers but you can never sleep

I wish I had a sword

[animeking]

You live a happy life with super powers but you can never sleep

I wish I had a sword

you try swing it around but you accidentally throw it into the air and it falls (tip of the blade first) right on the top of your head and kills you also I SAID NOT SLEEP lmao XD (i guess you did that to torture me)


my wish: I wish i had the Mangekyu sharingan without the side affect of blindness or massive chakra loss and without the need of killing a friend and with no gay sex,scat,urine,necrophillia,supernatural,and any anti sharingan weapon developments or anything that is negative to gain it or kill me O_o


Lets see you all beat that haha YOU CANT CAN YOU!

[Canthinkofaname]

you gain your sharingan and your so happy you have ultimate power, but then you get stabbed in the eyes while your sleeping, so you can never use them again since you have no eyes.

i wish that, all PRESENT knowledge, no future knowledge like animeking did in chidongans wish

[animeking]

you gain your sharingan and your so happy you have ultimate power, but then you get stabbed in the eyes while your sleeping, so you can never use them again since you have no eyes.

i wish that, all PRESENT knowledge, no future knowledge like animeking did in chidongans wish

Everybody hates you for being smart lmao lol


wish: I WISH TO CONTROL LIFE AND DEATH o_o

[DonEmu]

U control life and death, but only ur own life and death, its so damn boring u accidently kill urself trying to kill someone called edgar not realising its only gonna work on u

I wish i was a superhero

[animeking]

U control life and death, but only ur own life and death, its so damn boring u accidently kill urself trying to kill someone called edgar not realising its only gonna work on u

I wish i was a superhero

YOU ENJOY YOUR POWER FOR THE FIRST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE BUT WHAT YOU DID NOT REALIZE IS YOU STARTED GETTIING ARCH ENEMIES O_O AND NOT JUST ONE BUT A WHOLE ARMY OF THEM WITH POWERS BEYOND IMAGINATION THEY CAPTURE YOU AND SLOWLY TORTURE YOU IN THE WORST AND MOST INHUMAN WAYS IMAGINABLE O_O

MY WISH: to get a wish that does not screw me over at the end -_-

[DonEmu]

Ur wish does not screw u over at the end but screws u over at the start, cause u wished for hermaroids(spelling)

I wish i was a power ranger

[animeking]

Ur wish does not screw u over at the end but screws u over at the start, cause u wished for hermaroids(spelling)

I wish i was a power ranger

you become gay -_-

my wish: I WISH TO BE EMO! (lmao the guy who responds to this wish will make me laugh my self to death)

[narutoIZZAbest]

and you wil get your wish! (because that's already bad enough =3)

I wish I was a cannibal.

[animeking]

and you wil get your wish! (because that's already bad enough =3)

I wish I was a cannibal.

you get some kind of disease that slowly makes you unable of moving (its supposed to be a human version of mad cow disease forget what its called) and you die of it AHH I REMEMBER NOW it was called kuru i think lol


I wish i was not emo IM SO SAD NOW!

[narutoIZZAbest]

you stayed emo. p=

I wish that disease kills me.

[DonEmu]

I wish that disease kills me.

U get shot various times with rusted bullets, raped, gutted like a pig, rushed to the hospital, the doctors manage to save u but the pain is unbearable. Then u die a week later from tetanus.

I wish i had a fast internet connection

[kjrav]

Your fast internet connection becomes so fast no computer can support and you lose your internet connection for ever.

I wish I was an invincible ninja.

[Chidongan]

you seal the kyuubi in some loud mouthed kid and die. >.>




my wish: i wish my mom would let me spend the night in front of circut city to sit in line and wait for a PS3!!

[partlink1]

my wish: i wish my mom would let me spend the night in front of circut city to sit in line and wait for a PS3!!

your mom allows you to spend the night in front of circut city, then when morning comes you enter the store and it blows up, there appearently was a gas leak and when you opened the door it caused a spark


my wish:I wish for world peace

[animeking]

everybody gets bored and kills you for making that wish


My wish: i wish i was the loud mouthed kid with the kyuubi o_o

[Bap]

Animeking becomes one giant mouth with the kyuubi sealed on his tongue. Due to the fact he has no arms or legs, but just a mouth with teeth and tongue, he cannot summon the kyuubi up. However, he does have a very loud mouth...all the time.

I wish I could know everything.

[Chidongan]

you do. then people constantly ask you for advice and such, eventually you get tired of it and use your knowledge to kill everyone in the most gruesome of ways. and becuase of your knowledge of everythign, which comes hand in hand with infinite memory, you cant forget their deaths. you are the last person on earth. you are sad.


i wish, i got the Wii early. ^^

[Azure Wrath]

you got it early... but it has all the bugs in it from earlier, inferior versions. and nobody said you didn't have to pay for it, so you pay extortion prices for a buggy console that gets owned by PS3

I wish i had a zanpakto

[Chidongan]

azure's wish: I wish i had a zanpakto

your zanpaktou doesn't like you cuz your too carless with it. so it takes you into the same dimension where zangetsu took ichigo, and but rapes you.

my wish: i wish i'd pass my japanese quiz.

[Azure Wrath]

you get your japanes quiz... then you pass the paper to someone els, leaving you without the paper, failing, even though you passed it

I wish i had a zanpakto that either likes me or that looks like matsumoto in the zanpakto-dimension

[DonEmu]

ur zanpakutou likes u, i mean likes likes u, likes u soo much it changes into matsumoto to trick u to strip, changes back into its male form and then rapes u

I wish i was a ninja

[Canthinkofaname]

(lol this thread is hilarious as hell)

you get KIA

i wish i had a sandwhich, untampered with, a full period of an hour to eat it with nothing to happen, i cant throw the sandwhich up or choke or die in anyway caused by the sandwhich, the sandwhich is my favorite flavor and cannot be disgusting in any way with anything on it except the ingredients.
(beat that biotches)

[Azure Wrath]

you eat it... and realise that you are allergic to all your favorite ingredients, causing your head to swell up like a SUV

I wish i was happy

[Canthinkofaname]

(dam you)

you become happy, but then the cause of your happiness (girls) gets wiped off the face of the planet and your emo now

i wish my previous wish, except adding that im not allergic to any of the ingredients

[Azure Wrath]

bastard
you eat your sandwhich, but suffer from diahroia (spelling) and crap it out agian so fast, that you didn't have any time to absorb the nutrients, thus starving you!!!

i wish my new shoes would fit

[Canthinkofaname]

you use a device to extend the width, and they fit. when you put them on, you take off the device which makes the shoes go back to normal, crushing your ankles.

i wish again, the previous wish but this time i also add that i cant eat it fast, or have diarea

[Azure Wrath]

>.<
You eat another gaddam sandwhich, this time you are constipated and thus it sits in your ass too long and you struggle to stool. You try so hard, your rectum starts crying blood. damn sandwich

i wis cantthinkofaname stops eating sandwhiches

[Canthinkofaname]

i stop eating sandwhiches, then you have no more wishes to 'try' to corrupt and then i post the wish again and you get very mad.

i wish the same wish, except that after i was done eating i could poop in an orderly fashion without dieing or anything bad happening

(im developing the uncorruptable wish)

[badash]

You choke!!!

I wish I could find mecca!

[Azure Wrath]

you find mecca. . .or actually, you find MeccaLand, the themepark made to patronize all that is mecca. you cry

i wish my plate didn't break today

[Canthinkofaname]

badash, in my previous wish i mentioned i couldnt choke, but whatever.

your plate doesnt brake today, but then it brakes tomorrow.

i wish i was a fish on a dish

[badash]

It didnt break BUt as it didn't had a chance of getting from ya hands and onto the floor where ya best friend ran in and slipped over on it breaking his spine and coughing up MAD amounts of blood until he/she died in your arms.

I wish I was a mod so I could sort SoS out!!!

@Canthinkofaname a fat guy see it and ait both it AND you!!!!

[Canthinkofaname]

(alrighty then. is everyone here bad at grammar?)

you become a mod and sort it out, but you become bored with power and you ban everyone, making you lonely

i wish i had a wish that was uncorruptable

[Azure Wrath]

i'm not... i hope

your uncorruptable wish falls in my hands.. and by some miracle that only i can do, i corrupt it. then your penis falls off.

i wish my penis would never fall off

[Canthinkofaname]

lol

your penis doesnt fall off, but then it explodes.

i wish i had every episode of southpark of one giant dvd along with that 70s show and drawn together, and it updated itself with new episodes of south park and drawn together every time a new one came out

[Azure Wrath]

then the cops find out. BUSTED!!! not necesarrily for being illegal, but out of sheer jealousy

i wish the next person who reads this laughs and says "gee, azure is so cool"




that's all for tonoght, cheers! was cool corrupting your wishes canthinkofaname!

[Canthinkofaname]

i dont laugh.

i wish again for the same thing, but its invisible and can not be deteced except for by a special thing that is installed in only my brain and can never be used except for only me, and it cannot be taken out or destroyed in anyway

[Chidongan]

i dont laugh.

i wish again for the same thing, but its invisible and can not be deteced except for by a special thing that is installed in only my brain and can never be used except for only me, and it cannot be taken out or destroyed in anyway

the government, intrigued by your advanced technology, steals it from you, and completely eliminates all traces of your existance.


my wish: i wish jim and pam would hook up. (lol The Office).

[Octo]

They do, however the episode after the show is canceled.

I wish MSN were more interesting.

[Chidongan]

MSN becomes more interesting, but then in a tragic accident involving dildos and jell-o shots, you lost all your fingers. you can't type anymore.

wish: i wish i could read.

[Azure Wrath]

you learn to read and then your first book you get is a penthouse collecters edition box-set. You get it... but soon afterwards, you go blind.

i wish i could photosinthisyse, without being green and still survive without sunlight

[NMK]

Lucky you, you learn it but the goverment kidnap you to Area 51 and now they do nasty sexual tests on you everyday

I wish that I had a slave

[Bartimaeus]

Throws azure to NMK


I wish I could hold my gf in my arms forever

[Azure Wrath]

aw... i dont wanna corrupt this one...
You hold her forever... then she tries to take a dump... and it comes out on your leg

i wish i had a girlfriend

[DonEmu]

Bart:Your arms are sliced off and wrapped around ur girlfriend for all of eternity, leaving u to wander the streets without arms.

Azure: U have a girlfriend, but then u get a call to go on the jerry springer show and u find out that she is a he, who had a sexchange and wants to change back into a guy and wonders if u will still love him.

I wish war never existed.

[badash]

Ash realises that now there is no war then there is no CHAOS war!!!

Ash goes to DonEmu's home, slices his wrists and watches as he dragged himself all over the house until he can no longer move from lack of blood.

Sorry pal

I wish that I was able to do 800 pull ups!!!

[Bartimaeus]

*throws Ash in a diaper factory*
here, enjoy your 800 pull-ups


I wish My back doesn't hurt

[badash]

DAMN IT... your back is only OK because your body has a gate system to pain and now your feet and hands are rotting away while a dirty little imp tears bits off of ya. so yeah you forget the pain in ya back!!!

I wish that although I would want to get eaten by lions, the wish would only effect the first poster on this page!!!

[NMK]

Bartimaeus turns into a lion and eats Badash, then Badash discovers his whole family in Bartimaeus stomach and they hang out there

It's not only about suffer (a)

I wish that Tupac Shakur was alive

[Flyin]

He is brought back, aliveonce more, but then decides he was at peace when he was gone. He wants revenge and expects you to pay for your ignorance. He then proceeds to taunt and kill you with a dull spoon.

I wish the legal drinking limit was 14!

[RevKev]

Done. Now all of your friends die of alcohol poisoning it 15.

I wish I was better at taking my own advise!

[Azure Wrath]

you do... untill you tell someone to f*ck themselves... then your hand kinda levitates around in public... and well, starts to ... yeah you know where this is going...

i wish you wouldn't go blind from too much masterbation

[badash]

Azure freaks at how much of a mess he as made!!!

I wish I didn't have to eat and wouldn't die from starvation or anything...!!!

[Azure Wrath]

you don't eat and can't starve. soemone throws you into a prison cell and forgets about you there, leaving you there untill the day you die.

i wish i was better at photoshop

[JoshAries]

you go deep into a forest and practice your skills for many years. Finally you return and you realize that Photoshop has been replaced by something much better and easier to use called Picture Mark-Up and your hard training has been for naught.

Wish: I wish to be the best I can physically and mentally.

[Octo]

Granted, but spritually you're a disgrace, zeus hits ya with a lightning bolt killing you and sending you to hades.


I wish my shift was longer today but not longer than 6 hours.

[NMK]

Congrats, you work longer but you don't get paid extra

I wish that I'd get the best amplifier in the world

[kjrav]

It blows up an kills you

I wish It was christmas

[Chidongan]

you are excited it's christmas, you are so excited that in your fit of hysteria you accidently kill santa when he visits your house. thank you. you killed santa. >.>

No. More. Christmas.

wish: boobs

[NMK]

Suddenly 20 overweight fat old guys with huge man boobs rush in your room, here's your boobs

I wish that I wasn't bored right now

[Azure Wrath]

you got overloaded with lots of work to do, meaning you'll never e bored aghain!!

i wish for nice female boobs! and not on me!

[badash]

All your mates grow nice female boobs... shikshee style!

I wish I had a chopper to fly!

[Azure Wrath]

You have a chopper... but then it is about to explode, so you press the 'eject' button....

i wish i could upgrade my PC every 6 months, without a limit on funds

[NMK]

Some rich kids steals your computer, not you but they, will be upgrading "your" computer

I wish that I was the richest man in the world.

[Azure Wrath]

you are the richest man in the world... then i make my wish

i wish NMK wasn't the richest man in the world!! MWA HA HA HA!!!

[Chidongan]

NMK has his name changed, and gets to keep his fortune.



i wish life didn't suck.

[Azure Wrath]

life stops sucking... then it starts to blow

i wish my wish doesn't get corrupted

[Chidongan]

you're wish doesn't come true. :O



i wish religion didn't exist. ever.

[Canthinkofaname]

religion disappears and everyone is atheist. then in the future of the year 2546 there is a war because the retards are arguing over what atheists should call themselves.

i wish that someone knew where i got ^ from

[Azure Wrath]

i know... then i say i had the patent on that idea, sueing you

i wish i didn't have to rewrite on tuesday

[Ichee]

Azure Wrath: i wish i didn't have to rewrite on tuesday

Your wish comes true and you fail. Also you get shot in the foot.

I wish that I was positive.

[badash]

"H.I.V positive... I'm so sorry" said the doctor that examined Ichee.

He flung into the arms of the young man sitting next to him and cried his little eyes out.

I wish I had a licence to kill!

[Chidongan]

you have to kill your family to attain your 'license to kill'.




i wish my animation project was finished.

[Azure Wrath]

its done... but it looks like shit! sorry!

i wish i had a bowl of delicous wheat bix!

[NMK]

You always come up with strange things in this thread so when you're about to tell your wish your tongue falls off

[Azure Wrath]

my tongue falls of... then i grow another two!!!

I wish your mother would stop ploughing my... i'm tired...

[NMK]

She stops but then you wake up and realize that it was just a dream .. now you miss my mother

I wish I forgot about Naruto just to experience it to the fullest again

[.Sage.]

You forget about Naruto and this wish and wind up wishing again in an infinit cycle and waste endless hours watching fillers over and over again.....

I wish that my wish was not corrupted...

[NMK]

Lucky you, your wish is not corrupt .. too bad you didn't wish for anything more

I wish that Naruto: Ultimate Ninja came to Europe

[.Sage.]

It does, but you died from an overdose on drugs before you could play it...

I wish I had wished for something more in addition to my previous wish...

[NMK]

Congrats, you wished for something else but you never said what

[.Sage.]

I wish I say it now for then: I wish NMK never had sex again...

[Fool Of Doom]

NMK becomes a male prositute with much success

I hope that one day im walking around and i find a million bucks.

[AK47]

you find it laying on the middle of the street, but a truck hits you on accident and you die with the money in ur hand.

i wish i was a woman :)

[Azure Wrath]

you become a woman... but....
(this is so easy)
- You get daily moodswings, making you unhandle-able by the genral public, so you start getting ignored (like every other woman)
- your phonebill is octopled (X8).... then yo get your cellphone bill...
- You realise you have boobs. You start playing with them, whittling hours away from your life, but you can't stop playing with them!!
- You experienmce that time of the month for the first time. Completely surprised, you rush to the hospital and make a total fool of yourself
- your TV hours get exchanged for cooking/cleaning hours
- you have sex with your new bf... but you get pregnant. OMG!!
- Being a female, you lose all sense of logic and rationality.
- you eat two donuts as you always do, but this time, it goes straight to your ass. Soon, thanks to your male-eating habits, you are so fat, you can't get through the door.
...
...
...
you want more?

I wish any woman that reads that, won't hate me.

[.Sage.]

The woman who read that don`t hate you...but every other person does...You will never get laid or have a good freind...
I wish I became an admin/mod...

[Azure Wrath]

you become one, but then you need to deal with deleting crap spam... And you, the Spamuel, wil end up having to delete your whole existence!!

i wish i had a katana (which noone can steal)

[Dorphuk]

You get your katana, and upon showing it off to your friends you accidentally slice off your "meat and two veg", which sadly fell out the window and were quickly snatched away by a stray dog.

I wish i had a better hair cut.

[badash]

You have one... but its only better to the girl who likes guys with STUPID looking hair cuts. you get mad... then sad... then shave ya head bald.

I wish... I wish... I WISH!!!

[.Sage.]

You wish but it doesn`t come true...

I wish to be an immortal shinobi...

[NMK]

you become a immortal shinobi in a new world where only you exist. The world is like a white paper, theres nothing there

btw why is samuel talking 'bout me all the time? is he like gay?

I wish that I wished for something right now

[Azure Wrath]

that aint a wish for something... so your wish failed

i wish i found a dollar on the desk. that cannot harm me in any way

[NMK]

You find a dollar on your desk but I acidentally put it on fire

I wish I had a bigger HDD

[Azure Wrath]

its sooo big, you need to buy a new house to fit it in

i wish i had passed my maths exam

[NMK]

You did pass it, but you went against your faith and got killed by Zeus

I wish I was Zeus

[Azure Wrath]

you become zeus... but if you've seen a statue of zeus, you will know he has a really small winky... yup, your wee wee shrinks to the size of the average hazelnut

i wish this wish was uncorruptable, and that it WILL come true

[.Sage.]

-I already made that wish...Too bad you didn`t wish for anything...
-I wish for a straight woman genie that grants me infinite wishes

[Azure Wrath]

you wish you could shag her... then she ties you up, takes your money and marries your brother. dumb bitch

i wish my genie didn't do that to me :(

[NMK]

you dont have a genie so you dont hafto worry about it

I wish that I was Zeus bit with a bigger winky

lol winky

[Azure Wrath]

your winky is so big, that it works like an anchor... so you're stuck in one place, anchored by your penis. fun

i wish... i didnt overcook my ghoddam chicken

[.Sage.]

Azure I would not wish that...You can`t godmode my wishes....cheapo...and pluse geinies must grant any wish I say...they can`t hurt me...

-You don`t burn your chicken...You undercook it and get food poisening...

[Azure Wrath]

it was inevitible that you would wish her to shag you, coz you stated that she was straight! meaning that you did wanna shag your genie! with your weenie! he he!

i wish i made sense

[Raki]

I wish to be 20 XD

[Flyin]

You don't specify, and you turn twenty....in dog years. So now you're back in your most awkward and unfullfilling age once again.

I wish I had a nice cold one in my left hand right now

[Azure Wrath]

you dont specify... you have a cold glass of bull milk in your left hand. yumm

i wish i had a PS3, that noone could steal and would never break

[Raki]

you have a ps3 alright....poop station 3!!!

-now poop station continues to flood ur house with manufactured poop

I wish got every Video game in the world

[Bartimaeus]

you transform into a the biggest block buster in the world



I wish I ahd time to do all I can then ahve alot of free time!

[Raki]

-too bad..you have to much free time in the the world that you cant die...but you still get older XD

I wish the world became the narutoverse

[animeking]

-too bad..you have to much free time in the the world that you cant die...but you still get older XD

I wish the world became the narutoverse

it becomes the narutoverse and so you get brainwashed into sleeping with oro than get killed by an amazing ninja with a red wheel like eyes with black flames o_o


i wish that i knew what to wish for :D

[Flyin]

It does, then you get assasinated by accedent because you looks like a missing nin. - Ohh too late>

You know what to wish for, but wasted your chance to wish for it. Everyone hates you for procrastinating.

I wish that hot chick i'm goin out with puts out tonight. She has no STDs, has always been a chick, and she puts out for me and me only.

[Raki]

She is a chick...but when you get laid...she takes off those silky underwear and takes out a meatwad (trans XD)

I wish for a new bicycle

[animeking]

It does, then you get assasinated by accedent because you looks like a missing nin. - Ohh too late>

You know what to wish for, but wasted your chance to wish for it. Everyone hates you for procrastinating.

I wish that hot chick i'm goin out with puts out tonight. She has no STDs, has always been a chick, and she puts out for me and me only.

after that night she leaves to later on get horribly raped and slowly tortured for some sick bastards fantasies involving slow and painful raping of opened wounds in her body with a knife that are later called love holes and than you get depressed over her horrible death because yo got so close o_o oh to late


your bicyle breaks


i wish i could shoot ki blasts o_o

[Flyin]

You're sick....

You can, and the US Gov't sees you as a threat, thus uses your family as a tacticle offence(holding them hostage)and then nukes your home.

I wish for some chinese food, the good stuff!

[animeking]

You're sick....

You can, and the US Gov't sees you as a threat, thus uses your family as a tacticle offence(holding them hostage)and then nukes your home.

I wish for some chinese food, the good stuff!

you mean im sick o_o



you get your chinese food but it has roaches on it o_o


i wish to make my own contry and name it animia realm! the realm of all that is anime and manga o_o

[Raki]

The anime and manga dont like you and paper cut you

-I wish to become superman

[animeking]

The anime and manga dont like you and paper cut you

-I wish to become superman

a meoteor sized Kryptonite lands on your house and kills you o_o


i wish to be a SUPER SAIYAN!

[Raki]

you fused with Shikshee and became super Gayian

I wish I was the ruler of everybody

[animeking]

you fused with Shikshee and became super Gayian

I wish I was the ruler of everybody

god hates you and kills you for making everybody worship you and also because you rule everybody o_o after sending you to hell so you can get uber pwnage from satan o_o


i wish not to be a super gayian o_o

[Flyin]

You aren't, but Rakieri is, and takes out his pleasurable fantasies on you.

I wish I was never bored again.

[.Sage.]

-you are never bored again because you will die shortly.
-I wish I wasn`t under so much stress...

[Raki]

no Fear! Rakieri is here!

-I wish my monthly Dsl prices aren't that big

[Flyin]

They aren't, because you just got switched to dial up!!!

I wish this girl gave better head.

[Raki]

to bad! her teeth became to big and bit it off

-I wish my Modem had infered....

[Flyin]

It does, an Infrared sensor, because it just turned into a massive robot. It leaps out from behind your computer, and turns with immense guns pointed to you. He then continues with blasting your body into little bits, enjoying the vision with its infrared vision.

I wish.....hmm....Jess would go out with me.

[badash]

Jess... ALL the Jesse's want you dude... there's TONS of um, Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones and the ONLY Jess you really want feels too challenged by this mass hysteria that you are receiving and kisses a letter saying that she would love to have been yours but she could not compete, A tear falls from her eye and onto her check and then falls to the floor as her body stops all movement. She descends to the cold ground below her as the poison takes effect... she wanted only you... but just could not have you.

A few days later you get to her home after ditching the crowd that you already feel ill even looking at, you knock on the door but no answer. You panic and break it open rushing to her room. there she lay... silent and cold.

Flyin... what have you done?




I wish for the moon to be bigger

[Flyin]

Holy hell.......that almost made me cry dude...

It's so big the gravitational force between earth and the moon override the centripetal force holding it back, It slowly moves in creeping in on earth over years, then causes massive weather change. The severe storms and drought kill off most of humanity, while the rest wait for total anihillation by the moon turned meteor. They (Humanity) Blame you entirely for the devestation of earth, and you are forever remembered as the guy who ruined everything.

Ok....hmm, I wish I could go back in time and change the course of events in my life, however I feel like doing.

[.Sage.]

Time travel killed everyone because you squished the wrong mosquito....
Would you rather eat dung or 10 bugs?

[Raki]

this isn't would u rather game!

-I wish for the stars to glow bright....

[Flyin]

Uhh.....wrong thread dude.
I'd eat the bugs, I've eaten them before. Chocolate Covered....mmmm good.


They glow so bright we have no night, massive sleep loss makes the effeciency in the world go down. Animals start dying because of having no night, and society collapses due to the panic over the sudden all day day.

I wish the girl I love, loved me back.

[Azure Wrath]

aw.. i dont wanna corrupt this one...
she loves you so much, she cannot handle being away from you for a mere second, so instead of trying to be with you, she realises that she needs to get over her obbsession. or she does what ash states, or she comes to south africa... where she lives with me... and i plough her evvery evening and tell you on NC how good it is.

peace!

i wish flyin will take that as a joke and jsut laugh

[badash]

"i wish flyin will take that as a joke and jsut laugh"

Ooooh!!!!!


Flyin does take it as a joke... but ASH doesn’t.

He gets a picture of Azure and some... pretty celebrity say... he sends it off my email to her manager and he goes CRAZY. "HOW DARE HE MAKE THAT KIND OF PICTURE" The manager gets on the phone with his layers and holding nothing back, throws EVERY charge he can at the clueless Azure. Benign to what is going on Azure wakes up and notices that ALL his posts and threads are gone in the SOS...

#Azure What the...?"

He tries everywhere BUT he has them all on copy in WordPad. He presses the Reply button on the spam zone to ask what’s going on and a note comes up telling him he is banned.

#Azure "NO WHATS GOING ON???"

He looks about but he can not type a message anywhere... then he sees a new thread called...

"Wrath and retribution"

A new thread made by Ash that has everybody fight the new training dummy which happens to BE.... AZURES character!!!!

Azure goes nuts, he can’t say a thing and his player is getting beat from here to eternity. What to do, what to do. He checks his MSN list to find a mod and speaks to them about getting him back on...

Named; Talks FOREVER about something completely different so he gives up on that Idea.

Desecration; BLASTS him with heavy music almost deafening the poor lad.

Bap; Simply laughs and tells him "Its not my fight little one”

And all the rest are offline...

BUT then Lixie is... Azure reads her sig and catches the "money" part, Hmmm... I can PAY my way back in.

ON MNS

Azure says;
Lixie

Lixie chickens says;
Hmm?

Azure says;
Can you help me please?

Lixie chickens says;
What do you want?

Azure says;
I need to get back on NC and I
think Im banned... can you get
Me back on there please?

Lixie chickens says;
I dont know lol. why ya banned
for?

Azure says;
I dont know... please... Ill PAY!

Lixie chickens says;
*SMILE* OK how much $60?

Azure says;
£60... Oh damn, OK got pay pal

MSN says;
Do not give out personal or
credit related details on
messenger.

Azure says;
Email me your account

Lixie chicken says;
OK

The two exchange cash away from MSN as it warns everybody not to trade there. They take some time but eventually it works... but wait it DON’T work!!!

Azure says; brb lixie

Lixie chicken says;
kk


#Azure "I don’t believe it"

He rings his bank and talks to somebody there.

#Azure "Excuse me... I cannot get to my money and wondered what the problem was..."

#Phone voice "Can you give me your details please"

Azure whispers so that nobody else can hear them.

#Azure "psss ppssssspsssp ssspppppsssppspsp"

#Phone voice "one moment please..."

One moment felt like forever to Azure, he was confused and oblivious to the fact that this was going on for no reason... NO there HAD to be a reason but what. He sat and looked towards the sky, pondering his actions over the past few days an NC... all have been well and he had said nothing bad to anybody... well their WAS that joke with fly... DAMN.

#Azure "THIS is flyin's doing"

#Phone voice "Excuse me sir?"

#Azure "Oh sorry... nothing, how is everything?"

#Phone voice "I’m afraid sir that the police have frozen all assets in your and your family name"

#Azure "THAT CANT BE!!!"

BANG suddenly the door opens and 5.0 come diving in, they pin Azure to the floor and cuff him.

#Police "You are under arrest for the harassment of a female celebrity!"

The court room is filled and the layer that the celebrities manages has brought is the SHIT. He crushes all hope for azure to the point of Azures layer breaking down and crying to take azure away.

Azure is sentenced to 10 years.

##################################################
10 years later
##################################################

It was hard and rough but Azure had managed to survive without being raped or beat and still had more then enough honour to look every one of them scumbags in the eye... though he had been kicked about a bit but he was now tough. He was hell-bent on getting back at flyin. He got on Nc with a new account but nobody was there anymore. However Named was still there arguing with everybody. Azure sends him a PM and this time Named helps out (Because Azure agreed with everything he said in a post) Named does an IP check and finds out the home of flyin.

Azure gets on a plane and then a bus and makes it to the front door but as he does he hear kids laughing... WAIT he don’t care he WANTS his revenge. He knocks and jumps back ready to tear into the guy. Flying answers

#Flyin "Oh... hello there... you are?"

#Azure "You Don’t KNOW ME ER?"

Suddenly hearing the loud voices a woman walks into the light of the doorway to se what is going on.

#Womans voice "Hunny whats go... Paul?"

#Azure "But... but..."

Azure's girlfriend, the one he left behind was standing calling FLYIN hunny... how could this be and why... what reason has fate been so crawl. Azure falls to his knees... he is heart broken, all the hate that he has for flyin seems pointless as he can never regain his pride now.

#Woman "I'm sorry but... I moved on..."

#Azure "But how did you... even meet?"

#Woman "Well Luke told me that he was the last person you spoke to on NC before the..."

#Azure "LUKE... ASH!?!?!?"

#Flyin "Yeah Azure... you remember Ash?"

#Azure "It was him all along... WHERE IS HE!?!?"

#Flyin "WAIT, wait... Azure Ill write it down for you so please chill"

Flyin writes the address down for Azure who storms off to find his way to the UK, Meanwhile Flyin gets on the phone.

#Flyin "Thank you for everything... he is coming now"

#??? "Good... take care my friend"

Azure gets to the door of a large house and grits his teeth. Inside here is his most bitter foe, he had ruined his life completely and Azure would get his revenge. Then suddenly he hears a voice from behind

#??? "Good... your hear"

Azure turns around to see a monster of a man. This guy, while only being 5'8 was pure muscle and was looking like a damn titan. he looked like a damn vampire in the dull sun light, his long coat blowing in the wind and his shades blocking out his ruthless eyes, he was standing ready and Azure thought that with this mans build and tight musical, would he even feel pain anymore?

#Azure"Ash?"

#Ash "Yeah.. its me"

#Azure "Why?"

#Ash "Because I have the power to do so... and I never forgave you for your comment on SOS"

#Azure "What... I never said anything bad about you!!!"

#Ash "NO... then how bout the "constructive criticism" thread.. You made me look LOW in front of everybody!!!"

#Azure "NO WAY... It must be a mistake!!!"

Ash threw down his jacket and tensed his mass of body.

#Ash "IT'S TOO LATE"




....................... Whoh wrong thread... thought I was RPing. hah
Don't worry azure its no reality there dude... well not unless ya get badass in the constructive criticism thread whahaha. j/k



Right I wish that killer tomatoes were real!!!

[kjrav]

Wow badash...wow....

The Killer Tamatos kill everyone but you.You die alone and old bathing in your own poop.

I wish I was an invincible ninja.

[Azure Wrath]

"i wish flyin will take that as a joke and jsut laugh"

Ooooh!!!!!


Flyin does take it as a joke... but ASH doesn’t.

He gets a picture of Azure and some... pretty celebrity say... he sends it off my email to her manager and he goes CRAZY. "HOW DARE HE MAKE THAT KIND OF PICTURE" The manager gets on the phone with his layers and holding nothing back, throws EVERY charge he can at the clueless Azure. Benign to what is going on Azure wakes up and notices that ALL his posts and threads are gone in the SOS...

#Azure What the...?"

He tries everywhere BUT he has them all on copy in WordPad. He presses the Reply button on the spam zone to ask what’s going on and a note comes up telling him he is banned.

#Azure "NO WHATS GOING ON???"

He looks about but he can not type a message anywhere... then he sees a new thread called...

"Wrath and retribution"

A new thread made by Ash that has everybody fight the new training dummy which happens to BE.... AZURES character!!!!

Azure goes nuts, he can’t say a thing and his player is getting beat from here to eternity. What to do, what to do. He checks his MSN list to find a mod and speaks to them about getting him back on...

Named; Talks FOREVER about something completely different so he gives up on that Idea.

Desecration; BLASTS him with heavy music almost deafening the poor lad.

Bap; Simply laughs and tells him "Its not my fight little one”

And all the rest are offline...

BUT then Lixie is... Azure reads her sig and catches the "money" part, Hmmm... I can PAY my way back in.

ON MNS

Azure says;
Lixie

Lixie chickens says;
Hmm?

Azure says;
Can you help me please?

Lixie chickens says;
What do you want?

Azure says;
I need to get back on NC and I
think Im banned... can you get
Me back on there please?

Lixie chickens says;
I dont know lol. why ya banned
for?

Azure says;
I dont know... please... Ill PAY!

Lixie chickens says;
*SMILE* OK how much $60?

Azure says;
£60... Oh damn, OK got pay pal

MSN says;
Do not give out personal or
credit related details on
messenger.

Azure says;
Email me your account

Lixie chicken says;
OK

The two exchange cash away from MSN as it warns everybody not to trade there. They take some time but eventually it works... but wait it DON’T work!!!

Azure says; brb lixie

Lixie chicken says;
kk


#Azure "I don’t believe it"

He rings his bank and talks to somebody there.

#Azure "Excuse me... I cannot get to my money and wondered what the problem was..."

#Phone voice "Can you give me your details please"

Azure whispers so that nobody else can hear them.

#Azure "psss ppssssspsssp ssspppppsssppspsp"

#Phone voice "one moment please..."

One moment felt like forever to Azure, he was confused and oblivious to the fact that this was going on for no reason... NO there HAD to be a reason but what. He sat and looked towards the sky, pondering his actions over the past few days an NC... all have been well and he had said nothing bad to anybody... well their WAS that joke with fly... DAMN.

#Azure "THIS is flyin's doing"

#Phone voice "Excuse me sir?"

#Azure "Oh sorry... nothing, how is everything?"

#Phone voice "I’m afraid sir that the police have frozen all assets in your and your family name"

#Azure "THAT CANT BE!!!"

BANG suddenly the door opens and 5.0 come diving in, they pin Azure to the floor and cuff him.

#Police "You are under arrest for the harassment of a female celebrity!"

The court room is filled and the layer that the celebrities manages has brought is the SHIT. He crushes all hope for azure to the point of Azures layer breaking down and crying to take azure away.

Azure is sentenced to 10 years.

##################################################
10 years later
##################################################

It was hard and rough but Azure had managed to survive without being raped or beat and still had more then enough honour to look every one of them scumbags in the eye... though he had been kicked about a bit but he was now tough. He was hell-bent on getting back at flyin. He got on Nc with a new account but nobody was there anymore. However Named was still there arguing with everybody. Azure sends him a PM and this time Named helps out (Because Azure agreed with everything he said in a post) Named does an IP check and finds out the home of flyin.

Azure gets on a plane and then a bus and makes it to the front door but as he does he hear kids laughing... WAIT he don’t care he WANTS his revenge. He knocks and jumps back ready to tear into the guy. Flying answers

#Flyin "Oh... hello there... you are?"

#Azure "You Don’t KNOW ME ER?"

Suddenly hearing the loud voices a woman walks into the light of the doorway to se what is going on.

#Womans voice "Hunny whats go... Paul?"

#Azure "But... but..."

Azure's girlfriend, the one he left behind was standing calling FLYIN hunny... how could this be and why... what reason has fate been so crawl. Azure falls to his knees... he is heart broken, all the hate that he has for flyin seems pointless as he can never regain his pride now.

#Woman "I'm sorry but... I moved on..."

#Azure "But how did you... even meet?"

#Woman "Well Luke told me that he was the last person you spoke to on NC before the..."

#Azure "LUKE... ASH!?!?!?"

#Flyin "Yeah Azure... you remember Ash?"

#Azure "It was him all along... WHERE IS HE!?!?"

#Flyin "WAIT, wait... Azure Ill write it down for you so please chill"

Flyin writes the address down for Azure who storms off to find his way to the UK, Meanwhile Flyin gets on the phone.

#Flyin "Thank you for everything... he is coming now"

#??? "Good... take care my friend"

Azure gets to the door of a large house and grits his teeth. Inside here is his most bitter foe, he had ruined his life completely and Azure would get his revenge. Then suddenly he hears a voice from behind

#??? "Good... your hear"

Azure turns around to see a monster of a man. This guy, while only being 5'8 was pure muscle and was looking like a damn titan. he looked like a damn vampire in the dull sun light, his long coat blowing in the wind and his shades blocking out his ruthless eyes, he was standing ready and Azure thought that with this mans build and tight musical, would he even feel pain anymore?

#Azure"Ash?"

#Ash "Yeah.. its me"

#Azure "Why?"

#Ash "Because I have the power to do so... and I never forgave you for your comment on SOS"

#Azure "What... I never said anything bad about you!!!"

#Ash "NO... then how bout the "constructive criticism" thread.. You made me look LOW in front of everybody!!!"

#Azure "NO WAY... It must be a mistake!!!"

Ash threw down his jacket and tensed his mass of body.

#Ash "IT'S TOO LATE"




....................... Whoh wrong thread... thought I was RPing. hah
Don't worry azure its no reality there dude... well not unless ya get badass in the constructive criticism thread whahaha. j/k



Right I wish that killer tomatoes were real!!!


OMFG...
dude...
ROFLPMWL
if i didn;t have bladder control... i would have pissed myself
that was freakin hilarious dude!!!
+10 brownie points to you!!
sheesh... that was SOOOO sweet!
the whole 'ripping off the mods' (especially named) was SO FREAKIN funny... dude... i laughed louder then i do for family guy. thank you
LOL


ANYWAY, at kjrav. You are invincible.... but you get caught and get tortured for ETERNITY!! unable to die, but able to feel pain, you suffer a REAL thousand years of pain

i wish... that i could log on to NC again and that ash hadn't frozen my assets

[.Sage.]

-You no longer have any assets...Your computer freezez right after you log on...but this time....the freeze is forever...
-I wish for

[Azure Wrath]

your wish comes true. It's a shame you didn't wish for anything...

i wish for a million wishes!

[.Sage.]

-you have them but each wish will ruin your life....and be corrupted...
-I wish that before I wished for one thousand dollars....and Since Azure already said it came true.....rich!

[Azure Wrath]

you get your measly 1000$.. but then the economy crashes, causing your 1000$ to be worth about two sticks of bubblegum. sorry mate.

i wish my million wishes were uncorrupteable and will make my life better

[.Sage.]

-They make your life better but you die young...

[badash]

-They make your life better but you die young...

WISH DAMN IT MAN!!!

[Chidongan]

i wish badash posted a wish.

[Raki]

but I posted one MUAHAHAHAHA

-I wish I had a double delux cheeseburger tops with beef beef and beef!!!

[Chidongan]

you get your cheeseburger, but the beautiful aroma that emmits from it calls everyone within a 50 mile radius towards you. they then beat you to death and steal your burger.



i wish i owned the spam zone.

[Josephus]

With Chidongans mass takeover of the spam zone, everyone on NC feels this is extremly unfair and they proceed to go to a different place for there spamming needs. Chidongan spams and spams but alas he realises that with no one to read and reply to his spam he is nothing. With that Chidongan goes poof in a puff of logic.

I wish BadAsh would post a really long and funny post about me.

[.Sage.]

-He does but there is a glitch and the post gets lost...he tries again but his power went out...he gave up
-I wish for my

[Brock-lee]

I wish for my...

and you get my....my fist in your eye!


I wish my sore thoat would go away :(

[.Sage.]

-It does because you die....
-I wish to not feel pain...

[BBRS]

-It does because you die....
-I wish to not feel pain...

Then you wake up paralyzed and a miracle doctor fixes you and upgrades your emo section of the brain, so now you are super touch senitive and super emo sensitive, and later on that day, a building crumbles over you and metal sticks peirce trough your body and you feel everything x2 compared to us normal, and on top of that your family dies and nobody wants to save you, so you lay there in extreme physical and mental PAIN!

I wish that i had a Mercedes SLR! :D

[Brock-lee]

your wish has been granted...you had it...but you ain't got it no more.


I wish I had some hot cocoa

[.Sage.]

-You do and it burns you
-I wish BBRS was not a complete moron....

[Flyin]

He isn't, infact he turns out to be a savaunt. The US gov't hires him as their cheif tacticle advisor, he makes so much money and has so much influence that he has you assassinated for calling him a moron.

I wish.....it was warmer than -40 here right now, and not above +30. Cause it's too fricken cold....

[Azure Wrath]

it gets warmer.. to -39... CELSIUS!!! FREEZE BASTARD!!!

i wish that my exam will go well.

[badash]

HEY my girl's on here... hey Brock-lee my pretty little kitten!!!

... Oh sorry, Azure wishes that his test will go well!!!

Somebody?

[Azure Wrath]

i will!!the test goes extremely well, azure passes with flying colours! YAY!!!

i'm happy.
i wish noone would be mean to me

[badash]

#noone "SWEET... Azure wants me to be mean to him..."

noone kicks azure in the shin and pushes him into a puddle, then paint-balls him all about his hometown where his friends watch and laugh at him.

I wish my RP skills were a LOT better.

[Azure Wrath]

your RP skills become so good... you get banned by everyone!
or... you seem to be the best RP'er ever. Everyone kneels down before your majestic RP'ing power... then... form the shadows, appears one, Raikou Azure.

Azure: "Ash!! I challange you!"

Thunder rumbles in the sky as even the gods gasp at azure's decision! Was he really going to challange THE ash? It seemed so... Ash stares at azure with well-deserved confidence... and the battle ensues!

The fight rages for days! the two shinobi battle untill there is no more room for scars! blood has drenched every part of their bodies, every pore and orifice has been drowned in blood and sweat... then, finally, to end it all... azure deals the final blow... defeating ash.
the 'undefeatable' ash... has been crowned second place... BY A NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!
ridicule and torment take their toll... soon, you have no other choice... suicide is the only option.

I wish i do actually beat ash in our next fight!

[Brock-lee]

you wish has been granted and you defeat ash..you defeat him so badly that you actually kill him from the rp all together... People loved the fight and prased you.. but then after a couple of days the fights get boring because Ash isn't there and they start to hate you for killing him off...You are forever outkasted from the fights.


I wish I was a great artist

[Chidongan]

you turn into melody, then the real melody kills you. (there can be only one.)





i wish drugs didn't have side affects.

[badash]

Thousands of people turn to drugs without fear of any dire repercussions, the world itself falls into a vat of filth and scum, a stinking font of putrescence where nowhere is safe from those who want the money for their now SAFE habit.

I wish My girl would openly say "LUKIE I LOVE YOU" In front of her mother!!!

[Chidongan]

she does, then her mom locks her up in a room, in a high tower, with a dragon gaurding it, she then hides the key, and gives you a shield and sword, and tells you that you have to rescue her. but first, you must spend countless days leveling up so you can fight the dragon on even ground, plus look for legendary weapons.



i wish i didn't sound like a complete loser when i corrupted ash's wish.

[Azure Wrath]

you dont... so you sound just like me :D... but as you said, there can be only one... so you come second best to my steelplated toecap

i wish... my stomach wasn't upset

[Brock-lee]

your wish has been granted..your stomach is not upset...your just pregnant.

I wish I had a family with Ash :D

[Chidongan]

you become pregnant with ash's children. ash finds out and leaves you. appparently he doesn't want a family.






i wish my e-wife would come on again.

[Azure Wrath]

she comes on.... some other guy. ha ha

i wish i had faster internet

[.Sage.]

You do...but...You get addicted and never get off your ass...You know what happens after that...
I wish for inner peace....

[Octo]

You gain it, but you don't have outer piece, your body parts get minds of their own and you punch yourself to death.

I wish I had an iPod.

[KageNaruto]

you get the ipod mini, everyone knows its for girls (borat quote)

i wish i had a nintendo wii

[Raki]

You get a nintendo wii , but no controller , no nothing...just a nintendo wii

I wished for a PLaystation 3 with controller , and 2 games

[Fool Of Doom]

you get one but it explodes and kills you

i wish i had 1million bucks

[.Sage.]

-You get trampled by a million bucks
-I wish for inner and outer peace

[Fool Of Doom]

Right when you find inner and outer peice you get shot 6 times in the back then you are left to die with loss of blood so you can feel the torture.

I wish that me and this person i never get tired of and is mega hot and is a girl could live forever.

[Raki]

-shes mega hot and could live for ever alright...but shes got aids and std and herpes!!

-I wish I can fly

[.Sage.]

-You fly but you get shot down during hunting season
-I wish that from now on my wishes weren`t corrupted...

[Raki]

-too bad! :)

I wish for a new wish

[Fool Of Doom]

just saying but if she has aid i dont care, i can live forever!

TOO BAD YOUR WISHES GET CURRUPTED LIKE THE CHEESE IN THE BACK OF MY FRIDGE!

i wish this girl at my school (sara) would go out with me >.<

[.Sage.]

-she does but she is a transvestite (You did not find out till she took of his pants)
-I wish...nevermind...I don`t need a wish....

[Flyin]

You get the nothing you wished for, only to realise you now thought of an uncorruptable wish, that helped in every situation, made you the most powerful political figure in the world, and also a complete ladies man. You now know it's too late and you wasted your wish, and everyone else now knows as well, making you the most hated person in the world.

I wish I could retire next year, in full health.

[.Sage.]

-You retire in full health perfectly fine....Until you die one minute later....Damn herpies...
-I wish for what i wish for

[badash]

Ash speaks to a member of the staff on NC who promises that he will ban alphasamuel for two weeks if he does not make up a DAMN WISH!

I wish somebody could help me make my MSN chats sound better instead of sounding all nasty!

[Azure Wrath]

they don't...

you get your nicer msn chat-way... then your msn gets deleted... and cant be reinstalled... oops

i wish someone new how cool my new 19" LCD screen is! but they didn't steal it, nor will it break

[.Sage.]

-Your plasma becomes an old and think average model magically after your friend views it...
-I wish BadAsh did not abuse his cult powers

[badash]

WHAHAHAHA... The cult doesn't need to waste time on you Alpha... I just said that to make ya wish. I am almighty and you have not been harmed by the cult powers.

Wish granted hehehe

I wish people would join this damn badass site, GET a character approved by Bart or myself and then GO START A MISSION IN THE BLOODY SOS!!!

[.Sage.]

-Is it possible...Am I the frst person to have a wish granted ucorrupted...hey...that was another wish i made...haha
-I wish I had more respect
-Badash more people join and SOS and it get`s way too crowded...Mass calamity ensues...

[badash]

#Badash; I respect you Alpha...

#Alpha; Really?

#Badash; Dude... I always have.

#Alpha; Yeah... I guess we never argued.

#Badash; Do me a favor my new friend?

#Alpha; Yeah anything for a friend.

#Badash; Take care of the mass calamity on SOS

#Alpha; Oh... alright.

Thanks dude I don't have to worry about it now.

I wish you alpha would sign up for my next tournament/mission thingie!

[.Sage.]

-I might if you wish :-)
-I wish for peace on SOS...Who would corrupt that?

[Azure Wrath]

there is peace... meaning there are no more fights or conflict... all shinobi go out of business... so SOS disbands

i wish people would like me more

[.Sage.]

-The like you more...but they all still hate you
-I wish for Jahova`s witness to obsess less about religion

[Raki]

-wish granted....(Will be corrupted when Sam dies)

-I wish to have a better room and room mate

[.Sage.]

-HAH! pisses on Samuel


Wtf?!!?!?!?!?!?!
-I wish Rakieri wasn`t this stupid

[Brock-lee]

your wish has been granted and you become popular..so popular you have guys and girls chasing you down just be your friend. Some of the peeple even are in love with you, woman ask for your babies, men want to adopt babies with you..you just can't get away from the crowd!! They clmb in the window while your sleeping and you never get a break! So much for bring popular.


I wish a mod would change my damn msn name!

[.Sage.]

-the mods dont
- I wish Brock would pay attention and realize he granted the wrong wish...

[Brock-lee]

wth???I was up to that one!1 ok either my post got delayed or u guys are replying hella fast!

[Flyin]

Since you didn't wish for anything I will wish for you..

Brock-lee: I wish I wasn't a transvestite hooker.

Wish granted, now you're a hermafradite stripper!

I wish I knew the meaning of life.