View Full Version : Heres another: CAPTION CONTEST
Bartimaeus
10-16-2006, 09:35 PM
heyhey
heres the pic...now let your imagination act!!
http://gallery.point-blank.cc/albums/naruto/aad.jpg
wow what a beautiful picture i wonder what it is
edit:
Iruka: im telling you one more time naruto. untie urself!!
Naruto: No!!! Only if you eat my ramen in front of me!!
Iruka: wha....?
DonEmu
10-16-2006, 09:38 PM
there is no pic dude, post it then i will edit this post with my caption :p
edit:
Iruka:Gimme a kiss and this will all be over.
Naruto:Only if you use henge no jutsu and look like sakura-chan!
Iruka:Naruto say you love me!!
Naruto:never! once I get out of here , I'll beat you up!
*Peering in the room through a doorway at Iruka and Naruto.*
Iruka: Special boys need to meet special requirements to get their forehead protectors ....
Iruka: *Pedo-rope no Jutsu!*
*quietly shuts the door*
partlink1
10-16-2006, 11:15 PM
Iruka "this is wat you get for doing your sexy justsu, now do it again I've got a special punishment ;)"
Naruto:"shit, well i guess if it you'll get me ramen after this"
Fool Of Doom
10-16-2006, 11:16 PM
iruka:naruto your gay
naruto:i dont give a shit
naruto: look at these scars on my face
iruka: they're whiskers
naruto: oh ...
partlink1
10-16-2006, 11:22 PM
Naruto:"tie me up will you"
Iruka:"thats right wat are you going to do about it"
Naruto:"You see that brown spot on the floor with the yellow puddle right next to it"
Fool Of Doom
10-16-2006, 11:29 PM
iruka:naruto are you a boy or a girl?!!?
naruto:non of your business!!
ScareCrow
10-16-2006, 11:59 PM
Naruto: So you like to be Kinky Iruka-sensei?
Iruka: This is my first time.....(blush)
Naruto: HAHA what a noob! I thought you and Kakashi sensei were (waves pinky)
Iruka: What?! (blushes)
Naruto: Ha! so you do like him better! I'm so jealous! Hmph. Well, let me teach you! () Naruto Ninpo: NAruto Sex no Jutsu!!!!!!!!!!
__Mõchá
10-17-2006, 12:03 AM
LMAO!! Jokes!!
I can't think of one-don' ban me or nuh'n for not posting it. I just wanted to read the others and so far the scars/whiskers one is muh fav, lolz.
Chidongan
10-17-2006, 01:41 AM
Naruto: c'mon iruka touch me-
Iruka: NO!!
Naruto: it'll be okay-see im not looking.
Iruka: wtf?
Ponaris
10-19-2006, 08:55 AM
Naruto: Iruka-sensei... you know its not going to fit with your pony tail...
Naruto: Hmph! It's too small. don't even bother!
Iruka: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
narutoIZZAbest
10-19-2006, 09:28 PM
Naruto *thinking*: i never knew Iruka sensei was into bondage... NOW I've lost all respect.
deathwalkerchigrl
10-28-2006, 02:04 PM
Iruka: Naruto I have a confession(dont know if spelled right) to make. I'm gay and me and Kakashi sensei are dating. So I think you and Sauske-kun should go out with each other.
Naruto: wtf NOOOOOOOOOO
Azure Wrath
10-28-2006, 02:20 PM
Iruka: ...so how did you get it right to get tied up like that?
Naruto: "I was trying out my new move, the rasengan, when the end of some rope got caught in it, then ...well... the rope spun around me and tied me up"
Iruka: "You? The rasengan? ROFLMFA! Ok, now tell me the truth...
Iruka: Here I am, with my pants down but all you do is stare at Sasuke .. Naruto why?
Naruto: I know you want to look at him too, come on look how big he is
Iruka: LOOK AT ME
Naruto: NOOO
Iruka: I see .. well since you're into bondage I think I'll take advantage of that, after all you can't do anything, your tied up
Naruto: whaa. . SASUKE GET BACK HERE AND UNTIE ME! Gaaaah
deathwalkerchigrl
11-10-2006, 09:20 PM
Iruka: Now listen! I love you!
Naruto: But I love Sasuke! Not you!
**Door opens**
Sasuke: O-kay
*Iruka creaks open the door.*
Iruka:"Well now....what do we have here??"
*Rubs his hands together vigorously.*
Naruto:"What do you want?"
*Iruka begins slowly unzipping his pants.*
Naruto:"WHAT!?! NO! NOT NOW!"
*Iruka pulls out his limp **** and begins stroking it furiously.*
Naruto:"THIS IS NOT GOOD TEACHER-STUDENT BEHAVIOUR!"
Iruka:"You'll become a genin..."
*Naruto leans his head down in defeat and shame.*
Naruto:"Make it fast you pedo....."
*Iruka steps up to the plate and swings his bat.*
Iruka:"HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto:*Gag, Cough*"Wuwawuuwu?!?"
deathwalkerchigrl
11-12-2006, 10:15 PM
*Iruka creaks open the door.*
Iruka:"Well now....what do we have here??"
*Rubs his hands together vigorously.*
Naruto:"What do you want?"
*Iruka begins slowly unzipping his pants.*
Naruto:"WHAT!?! NO! NOT NOW!"
*Iruka pulls out his limp **** and begins stroking it furiously.*
Naruto:"THIS IS NOT GOOD TEACHER-STUDENT BEHAVIOUR!"
Iruka:"You'll become a genin..."
*Naruto leans his head down in defeat and shame.*
Naruto:"Make it fast you pedo....."
*Iruka steps up to the plate and swings his bat.*
Iruka:"HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto:*Gag, Cough*"Wuwawuuwu?!?" AHHHH!!!!! Funny. I'll
say the best
Bartimaeus
11-13-2006, 11:11 PM
HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE!!
http://www.davidslife.com/anime/reviews/images/naruto_94_2.jpg
Let your imagination....PLAY!
deathwalkerchigrl
11-13-2006, 11:19 PM
Kabuto> Naruto move I want her massive boobs
Naruto> No shes mine
Tsunade> I don't like either of you bye-bye I'm going to go play with Jirja(don't know if spelled right)
Naruto and Kabuto> what is there to play with
superkhanh0
11-13-2006, 11:23 PM
tsunade : nice head :D haha
*Kabuto reaches for Tsunade's chest*
Kabuto: Now I'll reap the spoils of this battle.
*Suddenly Kabuto gasps as Naruto zips in the way and grits his teeth*
Naruto: Uh-uh, I said I called dibbs on those milk bags first!
Chidongan
11-14-2006, 12:46 AM
Tsunade: me so horny, me love you long time. (hhahahaa thanks azure. ^^)
tsunade: *Shriek* kabuto... you don't have any armpit hair?
naruto: heh heh heh...
Chidongan
11-14-2006, 01:03 AM
Tsunade: *gasp* na-naruto? you saved me?
Naruto: BELIEVE IT!!
Tsunade: okies, nevermind i hate you again. >.>
ScareCrow
11-15-2006, 08:52 PM
Naruto: Stop! I will do everything I can to save Obaa-chan! I protect the people I love! That is my Nindo!
Tsunade: Na-Naruto!
Naruto: No need to thank me! I'm just doing my best.
Tsunade: No it's not -
Naruto: I said shut up! You don't need to thank me!
Tsunade: NO! You ****in farted, you ****face! What the **** did you eat this morning?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!
DonEmu
11-15-2006, 08:54 PM
Naruto:I will save her!
Tsunade: Damn naruto, ur ass looks soo hot from this angle
Kabuto:Lemme see!!!
Bartimaeus
11-15-2006, 09:14 PM
OOOk, Not bad...here are some more!!
1)
http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/Naruto/jiraya-naruto/naruto_naru-ji0017.jpg
2)
http://www.bootyproject.org/images/misc/kancho_naruto_large.jpg
3)
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/naruto-4010.jpg
DonEmu
11-15-2006, 09:40 PM
1.Chiyo: Please sir, i want some more(Oliver twist reference)
2.Naruto: I have constipation
Kakashi:I have just the remedy :D
3.Naruto:How dare u touch my penis :mad:
deathwalkerchigrl
11-15-2006, 09:46 PM
1. what do you mean im gay?
2.Naruto> believe it
Kakashi> shutup
3.Naruto>I feel pretty oh so pretty so pretty and witty and gay!!!!!!!!
Bartimaeus
11-15-2006, 09:54 PM
sorry for the no1, woudnt think they'd do THAT!
DonEmu
11-15-2006, 09:55 PM
lol, as u can see, we are working with it :D
deathwalkerchigrl
11-15-2006, 10:01 PM
Its pretty hard becaue I haven't even heard of her.
partlink1
11-15-2006, 10:03 PM
1.)
Chiyo: ah f**k it no one who watches anime know who i am
2.)
Naruto:"kakashi fingggggerrrrrreedddddddddd meeeeeeeee"
Kakashi:"Damn straight"
3.)
naruto:"this is for fingering me"
kakashi:"wow thats a big ass bandade
deathwalkerchigrl
11-15-2006, 10:07 PM
hehe haha funny*_*
Chidongan
11-15-2006, 11:24 PM
3) Naruto: Watcha say 'bout mah mamma?
2) Naruto: 0WN3D!11!one!!eleven1
For the last pic:
Naruto:"OO! You touch my Tra-La-La! Uh! My ding ding dong!"
I don't know about 2 and 3 but when i look at 1 the only thing that comes to mind is Indiana Jones and the temple of doom.
Jiraya: KAHLIMAHHHH!!
Edit: I'm sorry, did I miss something? Everyone was siting Chiyo for the first pic.
2) naruto: kakashi i'm gonna jump on your fingers while you do that pose, and also i will have an awkward expression on my face, just to make a photo taht will look like you are doing 1000 years of pain into my butt.
(wtf ak?)
3) naruto: don't ever try to touch sakura while she's sleeping in her favourite sleeping bag
sakura: MMMph!!! i'm still in here!
Josephus
11-16-2006, 01:26 AM
For number three
Naruto: Give me back my cookies, No one touches my cookies and gets away with it.
deathwalkerchigrl
11-16-2006, 10:29 PM
3.I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay
DonEmu
11-16-2006, 11:35 PM
3. Naruto: U think i am sexy like this! DONT YOU!?!
badash
11-16-2006, 11:51 PM
Naruto:"tie me up will you"
Iruka:"thats right wat are you going to do about it"
Naruto:"You see that brown spot on the floor with the yellow puddle right next to it"
LOL!!!!!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!
deathwalkerchigrl
11-20-2006, 09:49 PM
3. You are sooooo off my buddy list
Bartimaeus
11-20-2006, 09:56 PM
btw eveyrone feel free to post new pics whenever you find some!!
http://www.nautiljon.com/images/anime/naruto/naruto_03.jpg
Naruto:......DRAW!! WTF! Where're my six shooters!
DonEmu
11-20-2006, 11:15 PM
Naruto: The dude who drew me F***d up this time!
Chidongan
11-20-2006, 11:18 PM
Shikamaru: lol i'm touching my self....score!
Naruto: that sasuke is so hot right now, sasuke.
(if you don't understand the second one, it's a referance to Zoolander. re-watch or watch it, 'tis a great movie.)
deathwalkerchigrl
11-21-2006, 11:06 AM
ino: damn naruto you have a nice ass
sakura: no naruto is mine
naruto: sorry girls i belong to sasuke
sasuke: yessssssssss
.Sage.
11-24-2006, 01:27 AM
Ino: Ooh Naruto`s Ass looks nice...
Shikamaru: Dam...I wish I had Naruto`s ass...
Naruto: Dam Sasuke...If only he would look at my amazing ass...
deathwalkerchigrl
11-24-2006, 08:48 PM
Ino- hehe Naruto has a nice ass
Azure Wrath
11-25-2006, 10:33 AM
Naruto: (damn... i need to fart... must hold it in.... must hold...)
Ino: (Hey, i'm gonna pinch naroto's cute little butcheek...)
*FART*
Ino and shika: "OH MY GOD!!!"
Naruto: "It wasn't me!! It was the fox inside of me!"
ino: "oh, like we haven't heard ~THAT~ one before!"
deathwalkerchigrl
11-25-2006, 06:45 PM
Ino> Dude isn't Sasuke hot
Naruto> Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh*drools*
Shikamaru> You guys are sick
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
11-27-2006, 07:47 PM
For the old Chiyo one:
Chiyo: Don't you wish your girlfriend was cute like me?!
For the last Naruto one:
Naruto:''AHH! I'm so hungry, can we get over with that test so I can eat!?''
*Ino and Shikamaru looks at his ass*
Ino: You should so stop eating ramen.
Naruto:''Huh?''
Shika: ''Your ass is fat, aint it troublesome? ''
partlink1
11-27-2006, 07:54 PM
naruto:FUCK!! man Ino's looking at my ass, wheres sauske when i need him...
deathwalkerchigrl
11-28-2006, 03:58 PM
shika- oh I wish I had Naruto's ass
Ino- Naruto please touch me in my ooh ah ah
naruto- my ass is too sexy for you two
Bartimaeus
11-28-2006, 04:09 PM
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/001/093/477_47fe251aa4b41dc61bd96cedd337eaa6.jpg
Here's a new one...Have fun!
Chidongan
11-28-2006, 04:13 PM
Naruto: s-s-soooo...BIG!!
deathwalkerchigrl
11-28-2006, 04:26 PM
Naruto- look! I can count to 1! Now back to talking about my nice ass
Azure Wrath
11-28-2006, 07:00 PM
naruto: HINATA!! get up!! not in public! no!! i said.. NO!! ZIP IT UP NOW!! leave it for later!! OW!!!! YOU CAUGHT IT IN THE ZIPPER!!!! OWWW!!!
partlink1
11-28-2006, 07:04 PM
Naruto:wholy crap it's an ant
Ant:How the hell did I get here ants. ants don't even exist here so do I exist,
*Ant runs off to check naruto chaos's many religous threads to find meaning*
Lost Prophet
11-28-2006, 07:19 PM
Naruto: HOLY CRAP!!! DATTEBAYO CANCELLED SUBBING MY SERIES!
Sasuke: Actually, it was a joke from that bullshit company...
Naruto: I KNEW THAT!!! BELIEVE IT!!!
Sasuke: *Sigh*
.Sage.
11-28-2006, 07:38 PM
Naruto: You listen to me! You are going to stick your cock in my mouth and you will like it!
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
11-28-2006, 10:04 PM
NAruto: Hey you, who the hell are you?!
Me: DMRL here.
Naruto: ah ok...STOP LOOKIN AT ME THEN!
Oh and Lost prophets one was way too funny, the best so far, LP ftw!
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q276/Key-of-Destiny/kh2-175.jpg
-"Having fun big boys?"
Chidongan
11-29-2006, 01:04 AM
Kairi: *seductive voice* Hey Sora!
Riku: *hmph* Someone I should know about?
Sora: DAMN!!
Mickery (offscreen): OWNED!!
deathwalkerchigrl
11-29-2006, 07:15 PM
Kairi: Yo! Sora get your keyblade over here!
Sora: hey!
Riku:Hey Kairi why won't you ever do the deed with me? I have big feet too.
Kairi:...no! Sora at least has one!
Sora: wana see*pulls down pants*
Kairi: woow
DonEmu
11-29-2006, 09:29 PM
Kairi:Unlock me Sora.
Riku:Why not me, i got a keyblade too.
Kairi:Sora has bigger feet.
Sora and Mickey:OWNED!!!
partlink1
11-29-2006, 09:47 PM
Riku: Shit we're back here
Sora: why are we in water?
Kairi: omfg rofl at Sora and Riku
Riku: whats so funny
Kairi: none of you are wearing pants
Sora: thats why my butt hurts, Damn
Sora: huh whats this *puff of smoke*
King: sorry guys was trying something inside of sora's butt here's your pants back
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Itachis_mirror_jutsu.jpg
So...Come here often?
Itachi: You WILL tell me where you bought that lipgloss....
Chidongan
12-06-2006, 12:54 AM
Itachi: RAPE!
Kurenai: SCORE!
Flyin
12-06-2006, 01:01 AM
Itachi: Finally, somebody HAS to watch my showtoons
Itachi: A spoon full of sugar....(singing)
Kurenai: If...Only..I..Could...Stab..My...Ears!
Azure Wrath
12-06-2006, 06:45 AM
kurenai: FOR THE LAST TIME!! I'm not going to toch your peni...
Itachi: DON"T CALL IT THAT!! its my wee wee!! TOUCH IT!! OR DIE!!
DonEmu
12-06-2006, 10:13 AM
Itachi: Hello! Is it me your looking for. i can see it.... ( singing)
Kurenai: Hell no! Is this the MS kakashi was talking about?
Flyin
12-06-2006, 09:30 PM
Kurenai: I won't relay the secrets of Konoha with you! No matter what!
Itachi: I just wanted to have a staring contest actually...
Kurenai: W-what are you gonna do to me? And what's with that look in your eyes?
Itachi: just wanted to get a closer look actually...I don't understand...you're not 'that' hot...why did Asuma choose you over me?
Chidongan
12-07-2006, 12:01 AM
Itachi: ...where'd you go?
Kurenai: ...i'm right here... -_-'
Flyin
12-07-2006, 02:25 AM
Itachi: You are totally gonna' blink first...
Kurenai: HA! You just blinked!
Itachi: 24 hours of torture!!!
deathwalkerchigrl
12-07-2006, 09:10 PM
Itachi:Now you must listen to me
Kurenai:NOO!!!!!!!
Itachi(singing): I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and wit and gay!!!!
Itachi:Now you must listen to me
Kurenai:NOO!!!!!!!
Itachi(singing): I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and wit and gay!!!!
I've seen a fan flash where Sasuke sings the exact same song. It's pretty funny.
deathwalkerchigrl
12-07-2006, 09:34 PM
hehe I found that on a pic with Kakashi being forced to listen to Orchimaru sing that.
Well this one time I got on the internet and saw all of you just talk about that. Aparently this site has a stalker.
deathwalkerchigrl
12-09-2006, 11:52 PM
What do you mean stalker?
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Kurenai: What are you doing?!
Itachi:I like older women;)
DonEmu
12-09-2006, 11:55 PM
Itachi & Kurenai: (Singing) I wanna know what love is! I want u to show me!...
estranged
12-10-2006, 10:30 PM
itachi: tsukiyo...
kurenai: hey r those wrinkles?
itachi: ....stfu
partlink1
12-10-2006, 11:00 PM
kurenai: RAPE!
Itachi: shut up you know i'm in love with my brother women blah*
Itachi: You are totally gonna' blink first...
Kurenai: HA! You just blinked!
Itachi: 24 hours of torture!!!
I liked this one best!^^ Try this one.VV
http://www.ytanime.com/screenshots/2_3.jpg
Kakashi: You could've just said you didn't like anchovies - but NOOOOO!
Bartimaeus
12-10-2006, 11:09 PM
Kakashi: Dammit!! You told you were not in your period!!!
DonEmu
12-10-2006, 11:13 PM
Naruto( Ofscreen): With blood on kakashi he is bound to do laundry and take off the mask.
Kakashi: Must be time for laundry...............NAH!
deathwalkerchigrl
12-10-2006, 11:33 PM
Kakashi(I love him and any person who uses his name): Orchimaru why are you killing and singing?
Orchimaru( singing while trying to kill Naruto):If you wre gay that'll be ok.....If you were queer I'd still be here
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/220/0/4/Flying_Kitty_by_cherry__red.jpg
This thing is just screaming for a caption - GO!
estranged
03-14-2008, 03:17 AM
wow, old thread
kitteh: dunt worryz, we always land on all fours
Cat: WHO WANT'S SOME PUSSSSAY???
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/220/0/4/Flying_Kitty_by_cherry__red.jpg
Kitten: NOOO HEATH! THOSE ARE THE WRONG PILLLLS!
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