OMG!!!(hinata privite eye)

[Fool Of Doom]

hinata:naruto wha-what are you doing?!!?
naruto:*slices off head*
hinata:ahhh!!!! oh my god!!! noooo naruto why why why?!?!?
5 hours later the hokage and and alot of other people cometo the scene of naruto's suicide
Tsunade:OK hinata, i know its a shock but i need you to tell me exactly what happend...
hinata:uh-ok... he just... *makes a loud scream of sadness*
tsunade:*slaps hinata* damnit girl get your self back together!!!
hinata:sorry... he just pulled out a kunai and sliced his he-head off..
tsunade:do you have any idea why?
hinata:no... i just walked in he was naked, and he sliced his head off...
tsunade:he was naked?!?! his body has cloths on!
hinata:ye-yeah i dressed him
tsunade: O.O hinata because you were there i want you o investigate why he di it alright?
hinata: alright...
3 hours later hinata goes into kakashi's office
hinata: um kakashi sir?
kakashi:ahh hinata welcome... cigarete?
hinata: uhh... no
kakashi: then how about we both do it behind my desk?
hinata: 0.0 *runs away*
3 hours later she meets up with rock lee
hinata: hello lee
rock lee:Oh my god!!!! hinata u have huge boobs! will you go out with me?!!?1 ill protect with my life!
hinata: uhh... ok then
they go to a nearby ramen shop
hinata: about naruto
rock lee: oh i understand you like him ill leave you alone bye *runs away*
hinata: 0.0 god damnit! >.<
a hour later hinata dicides to meet up with sakura
hinata:sakura, your the 3rd person ive asked, why the hell did naruto comit suicide!?
sakura: probably because he saw you naked in the fillers
hinata:*slaps sakura* im gunna slice up your parents feed them to you theni going to murder you with a mechete and slice out your organs and feed them to sasuke >.< *runs away*
sakura:*hides in a bush*
3 hours later meets up with neji
hinata:hello cousin
neji: you whore!!! *throws kunai at hinata*
hinata:*runs around in cicrcles screaming like a turkey then she dodges the kunai sprints up to neji, kicks him so hard in the theigh it kills him and sends him flying like a dead monkey* how dare you!
4 hours later after all the random events hinata finds sasuke
hinata:sasuke, do you know why naruto killed himself?
sasuke:no but have you ever considered breast reduction?
hinata: 0.0 *passes out*
sasuke:time for some fun!
4 hours later
hinata:*wakes up in a love bed naked* what happend?
sasuke:did u like this night?
hinata: what the? omfg! OMFG!!! YOU SICK SON OF A B*TCH! *rips off sasuke's penis*



TO BE CONTINUED!

[DonEmu]

cut of his head with a kunai...is that even possible lol....nice start, its way tooo short dude, u should have made it longer be4 posting it

[Fool Of Doom]

yeah i had to do something im just gunna continue it in a edit... and yeah iwas gunna make it a sword that he cut his head off with.... but... i dicided not too

[DonEmu]

u could have said that he stole sasuke's sword and killed himself...

[Fool Of Doom]

ehh... maby and btw done editing... for now i might add a few more things

[AK47]

it was a funny fic
i just don't like how he rips sasuke's penis off at the end. i mean who would do that? who in the world would rip off a guy's penis. It's the heart of a man. THe very soul in which we bring good to the women in this world.
anyways when is it gonna be continued

[Fool Of Doom]

soon, i've had alot of homework, ill work on it in a sec

[Fool Of Doom]

WARNING!: this contains very disturbing things so you have bin warned OOO WEEE WOO!!!!!

After the inconviniece with Sasuke, Hinata dicides instead of going up to people and asking them questions, she will explore naruto's house.

Hinata:*walks into naruto's room and starts looking through drawers*
Hinata:"hmm... there has to be something in here that can give me a clue to naruto...
Hinata:*finds a dildo*
Hinata:"WTF?!?!?! OMG!!! Naruto is a sick sack of shit!!! omfg!!"
Hinata:*throws the dildo away and finds cigaretes*
Hinata:"dude cmon!! this kid a damn whacko! what the hell is a doing?!"
Hinata:*continues searching but finds a picture of sasuke naked*
Hinata:*throws up*
Hinata:"dude im sorry i even knew this guy.."
Hinata:*finds a picture of sakura except its X'd out and it has a little mustash on it*
Hinata:-.-
Kiba:*walks into the room with hinata serounded by dildo's, cigaretes, and naked pictures of boys*
Kiba:*passes out*
Hinata:"what a pussy licking spineless fag"
Hinata:*throws kiba's body in the dumpster while lighting it on fire then go's back into the house and picks up one of the dildo's*
Hinata:>.>.....<.<
Hinata:*starts jacking off with the dildo but sasuke walks into the room to get the things sasuke gave naruto but finds hinata*
Sasuke:*passes out*
Hinata:*does the same with sasuke's body as she did with Kibas body.*
Hinata walks into naruto's house again but finds a living naruto in the room
Hinata:"OMFG!!!! what are you doing alive!!! i saw you kill yourself!! IMPOSIBLE!!!"
Naruto:hinata... come let me do you in the butt hard core... i LOVE you, and my wang is aas hard as a prostetic leg.... you know you want too..... and you definently know i want too...
Hinata:"I THOUGHT U WERE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto:imposible, sasuke's penis is much to small for me, so i must plesure myself with your hairy crotch.."
Hinata:WHAT?!?!?! wtf are you sayijng you sick sack of shit i wanted to have sex with you but i didnt wanna have sex with you knowing you were gay yopu wierd sick sack of dirty shit!!!
naruto:HEY BITCH!!! you dont mess with me like that all right?!?! i will beat your ass and you will fall down like the twin towers you dirty HO!!!!!!!!!!
Hinata:HEY GET OFF MY ASS!!! ill beat your ass as if you were a god damn punching bag!!
naruto:you wanna try me bitch!?!?
hinata:you damn right ass cracker!!!





TO BE CONTINUED!!! (yeah i might edit)

[DonEmu]

finally an update :p

[Chidongan]

"i LOVE you, and my wang is aas hard as a prostetic leg"



LOL. haha great. ^^

[Fool Of Doom]

WARNING!: this contains very disturbing things so you have bin warned OOO WEEE WOO!!!!!

The story of dildos, sex, cigaretes, and ownage continues with hinata and naruto in a argument

Naruto: Do you know what bitch!?!!? im gunna beat you so God damn hard your gunna wish i had grabbed a whip and whipped your ass while your wearing assless chaps!!
Hinata: um... what the HELL?! does that mean?!
Naruto: it means this bitch!!
Naruto:*makes 100 clones and they all pull out dildo's and start hitting hinata with them*
Hinata:*grabs a dildo and shoves it up one of the narutos ass*
Hinata:Now its time for my magical attack of!!!
Sasuke:*runs into the room on fire then runs around hinata*
Sasuke:AHHHHHHH you bitch! AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiba:*runs into the room on fire also but pulls out a fire extinguisher and gets rid of the fire*
Kiba: Hinata... its time... TO JUGLE MY NUTSACK!!!!!!!!!
Hinata:*grabs kibas balls and shoves them down his throat then grabs his dick blows into it then his head blows up like a hot air baloon*
Kiba:*heads pop*
Naruto:hinata... remind me to ask you how the hell you did that.
Hinata:*runs away*

For the next six hours hinata hides in a bush hoping noone finds her for murder and sexual herassment

Hinata dicides going back to Narutos house is way to dangerous, so she dicides to meet up with people, The first person is Gai Sensai.

Gai:Hinata... Lee was right you got huge boobs... wanna go have some hot nastey swetty sex? you know, be all dirty and get naked
Hinata:*runs away again*

Hinata dicides to grow some balls and go back to narutos house.... that didnt come out right at all.

Hinata:*walks into the house and finds that noone is there*
Hinata:hmm noone is here... wait a sec... hes alive!! i forgot!!! GOD DAMNIT!!

hinata then walks into the hokages office to tell the wierd news

Hinata:*hinata sprints into the hokages office*
Hinata:"Hokage!!! Naruto is alive!! i saw him in his house, he started beating me with dildos"
Tsunade:whats imposible!! he died!!
Naruto:*walks into the room withj a shotgun*
Naruto:NOT SO FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!





TO BE CONTINUED!!!(i might edit)

[Lost Prophet]

LMFAO!!!!! he shoudlve came into the office with a dildo launcher....

[DonEmu]

ya, 1000 shadow clones each holding a dildo launcher lol

[Fool Of Doom]

Thank you thank you... dildo launcher eh? lol... yeah i might put it in, in part 4

[Gale_of_Darkness]

Nice!!! I like the Naruto WHip!!

[Fool Of Doom]

Sorry it took me so long, i've had alot of science homework.

WARNING!: this contains very disturbing things so you have bin warned OOO WEEE WOO!!!!!

As we continue with our hero

"Hinata:*hinata sprints into the hokages office*
Hinata:"Hokage!!! Naruto is alive!! i saw him in his house, he started beating me with dildos"
Tsunade:whats imposible!! he died!!
Naruto:*walks into the room withj a shotgun*
Naruto:NOT SO FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!"

We now continue.

Naruto:you thought you were so god damn smart didn't you hinata?!?!? well now its time to die BITCH!!
Hinata:*jumps in the air all slow-mo towards naruto*
Hinata:NOOOO!!!!! *still slow-mo*
Naruto:*blows hinata arm off with shotgun*
Hinata:O.O AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!
Naruto:Ahahahahha!!!! owned joo bitch!!!!
Hinata:*takes a dump on narutos face then starts doing the russian on his face*
Naruto:UGH!!! YOU DIRTY BITCH!!!
Tsunade:*out of nowhere tsunade trips naruto on to his back and as hinata is falling she catches her legs and slams her face into his crotch smashing his nutsack into the ground smashing his balls completely*
Naruto:AHHHHHHH!!!! OMFG AHHH IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi:*out of nowhere flys through the window and rapes tsunade in the butt*
Hinata: O.O what the hell?!?!?!
Sakura:*jumps into the room through a window and starts squeezing Hinatas tities*
Hinata:wtf are you doing sakura
Sakura:can i suck them?
Hinata:*sigh* fine...
Sakure:yay!!
Hinata:*starts sucking*
Hinata:be gentle
Lee:HEY MY TURN!!!
Hinata:where the hell did u come from?!
Lee:my moms vigina now move over sakura!!
Hinata:your not worthy! drop the pants and let me suck before my tits are open!
lee:huh... fine
naruto:*pulls out a dildo launcher (creditz to don emo and lost prophet) and shoots lee*










to be continued! (im most likely gunna edit)

[.Sage.]

Holy crap....That is hilarious!

[Lost Prophet]

That was so random, but holy crap, LMFAO! but why is lee there....?

[.Sage.]

More More More!

[Fool Of Doom]

That was so random, but holy crap, LMFAO! but why is lee there....?
i dunno... running out of ideas :( ima take some time to think.. lol thanks alpha and LP

[Chidongan]

wow, orgy?

that was...uh...akward....made me laugh none the less.

[.Sage.]

This is my guilty pleasure....Screw the guilty...If it makes you laugh...You should not feel guilty about it...So...More more more.... :-)

[NMK]

Haha that's just great :D

[Fool Of Doom]

ok my computer is being really messed up right now, and the keyboard keeps messing up out of nowhere, i have no idea why, but anyways, i might not update for a while.... but STAY ALARMED... because i might sneak up on you and rape you in the bung hole... maby.. buahahahahaha... sereosly though i might rape you... you never know >.> <.<

[Fool Of Doom]

Ahh... You smell that? That wondeful smell... I like to call it the smell OF PART 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, i know you all want to thank me for this wondeful gift that makes you all laugh and jack off, so uhh heres a signup sheet to suck my balls... Yeah i know im being geanorous (how do you spell that word again?) and all by letting you suck my testicles, but im nice like that, and if you would please hold your broken bottles for a moment to read this:

Please note that this uhh... sory... uhh... thing, is very well uhh... fucked up, perental caution is advised.. though most of your perents are pimps and whores so yeah..

yeah cuz ive had complaints about this kinda stuff, and i was sued and all, and now i live in a cardboard box thank you very much douche bags, now to start the Reading.

Lee:*catches the dildo that came out of the launcher and starts sticking up lees(the person whos doing this) butt.*
Naruto:ugh, didnt see that coming
Hinata:*smacks sakura off of her tit then grabs her by the hair and slams her into naruto, then grabs narutos ancle and snaps it in half and starts recording on a tape the sunds of his bones breaking, then makes a song out of his breaking bones, then starts dancing to the song*
Orochimaru:*out of nowhere and starts singing "the diary of jane by breaking benjamin" for no reason then gets diahrea and takles a huge smelly dump all over the floor*
Kabuto:*also comes out of nowhere and starts swiming in the fiecies of orochimaru*
Kabuto: O YES! It feels so good!! I LOVE IT!! i think its time to JACK OFF!
Orochimaru:NOT AGAIN!! YOUR GROUNDED YOUNG LADY!
Kaubto: im a girl?
Orochimaru:*rips off Kabuto's balls*
Orochimaru: you are now bitch!
Orochimaru:and now... its time for your my pretty
Orochimaru:*looks at hinata*
Hinata: me?!
Orochimaru: yes you! your my new sex toy!! buahaha!!!
Orochimaru:*grabs hinata by her hair and drags her in a house in the mittle of nowhere*

INSIDE THE HOUSE

[scene deleted do to massive retardedness, and gave people retard radiation and turned them into retard zombies]

BACK TO THE HOKAGE'S OFFICE

Hinata:*walks back into the room with orochimarus head hanging by its hair in her hands*
Hinata:wassup people?
Sakura/Lee: Can we suck your nipples now?!?1
Hinata:huh..
Hinata:*lifts up shirt*
Hinata:fine...
Sakura/Lee:YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura/Lee:*begin to suck*
Hinata:soo... whats new?

To be continued..

You children think your man enough? HMM!?!?! well if you are you get to see... well READ! The deleted scene in this PART if you PM me the words "I WANT TO SEe IT!! NOW hjnhgdfkhfdjgf" to me and i will pm you the unedited Version of this part!

(pm me now if u want, but i might not reply mega fast... my computer isnt working, and im still typing parts of 6, so its gunna be kinda anoying)

[.Sage.]

It is missions something...

[Fool Of Doom]

yeah its missing alot of things... but im just too damn lazy to put them in

[Nick]

This is too funny...When are you gonna update?

[.Sage.]

I take it that F.O.D. ended this...

[CrazyIndian]

lmao .. omg dude .. this is what i call stupid funny lol .. i cant believe u .. XD

[CrazyIndian]

hrmrm .. i didnt read the other parts after the 1st .. ur story seemd to have gone from

hilarious, to wierd, to bondage .. to wierd, to hilarious, back to bondage, and then wierd ..

odd way to make a story ..

[NMK]

It began to be a bit overboard in the end, it was hilarious though!

[Noob-Smoke]

rofl wtf.. the randomness is teh best part.

[Hidden Ninja]

wtf, that was the most random shit ever. laughing the whole way.

[KS07]

Holy... That was amazing I can't stop laughing... LMAO

[Hokage1991]

...omg...dude...that was...FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[-Erios-]

ROLF man that was funny but plz make the continuation!

[Owenotto]

Lol, it's hilarious......