Would You Rather...?

[Bap]

Find your best friend's head in your closet

or

Have no hands or feet

[Fool Of Doom]

best friends head...

[Solace]

yeah, best friends head for sure

[ScareCrow]

Would you rather die a gruesome death by

Bap

or

Desecration?

[V.VELDANEN]

They can't kill me...they can't...

Would you rather receive 1 million dollars

OR

Receive you favorite material wants equal to that amount

[zoldic777]

1 million dollars

[Hellchild915]

would you rather me

punch your head in

or

kick your head in ahahahaha

[Jey]

That's a lose lose situation. I say I rather you do both and make it fast!

Would you rather?
Hellchild915 punch your head in

or

Hellchild915 kick your head in ahahahaha

[Chidongan]

again. both.
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would you rather...

be my sexy self?

or

be the president of the world?

(easy answer. ^^)

[Jey]

Be your sexy self, I'm so jealouse.

Would I rather,
A: Be a rich and sexy beast
or
B: Not be a rich a sexy beast.

(This is for me if you look it says 'Would I rather')

[Solace]

onsided dont ya think?

ok heres a popular one:

Would you rather do Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra... But with HERPES!!

[steve]

haha they both have herpes? Electra, shes way less science saved. Altho, shes still pretty unnatural.

Would you rather: beat your girlfriend and get away with it

or

have a bitch of a girlfriend who goes to the cops and accuses you of beating her and you spend 5 years in jail

[Chidongan]

second. i dont like hitting women.
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would you rather...

touch your weewee against a very hot lightbulb?

or

cut off your tongue?

[Bap]

tough, but lightbulb in hope that it will heal :P

Corvette
or
Mustang

PS: The mustang is accompanied by death, if you choose it :P

[Chidongan]

mustang. i dont fear death. ^^

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new forum?

or

old forum?

[.ZabuZa.]

corvette

would u rather eat a big clump of wasabi

or

a big piece of seaweed?

[Solace]

Wasabi for sure, it will burn my worries away

would you rather receive 1 million dollars in one day

or

wait 5 years to get 1 billion?

[DesecratioN]

grant me my billion, I cannot guarantee my life however come that day the payoff will be grand.


would you rather

be carved into peices by a grand sword art

or

crushed by the the raw power of a barbaric maul

[V.VELDANEN]

grant me my billion, I cannot guarantee my life however come that day the payoff will be grand.


would you rather

be carved into peices by a grand sword art

or

crushed by the the raw power of a barbaric maul


I almost wanted to comment about Finance...

Anyway, I'll die by the sword....

U'd rather
Marry an exotic partner of a different race and culture. Exciting but troublesome.
OR
Marry someone from your own race and culture. Comfortable but uneventful.
OR
Be single throughout your life. Wild but lonely.

[steve]

the second
some solidity and you are happy

altho id always want the first one but know it was stupid

that was one of the best would you rathers ive ever seen btw.

Would you rather be really ugly and live in a house made of mirrors
(you would never wake up and have a good morning, never)

or

get punched in the face by a man named "donald" at least once a day, and you dont control WHEN donald hits you
(ie, you are on a date with a girl... and suddenly, you are punched in the face)

[Named]

Best friend's head. I'm an ace surgeon.

[steve]

have a question to pose?

[Named]

Would you rather face an inconvenience in the present to prolong your life (and the lives of others)

Or

Throw caution to the wind and enjoy the simple (destructive) pleasures. ???

Yeahhh, I went philosophical on yo asses.

[steve]

essentially you are asking:

Live slow, die old

Live Fast, die young?

Fuck man, live fast, die young for sure.

Id like to see some others answers, hopefully they will post, but ill post my next question too

would you rather find true love and live in a shack

or

be financially successful yet never able to satisfy your need for true love

[V.VELDANEN]

Be more financially successful, under the assumption that the shack means living in poverty, believe me, you don't wanna live in poverty in times like this. I care for my generation that is yet to come.

@Named: Live longer with present inconvenience, I want to see more of the future I guess. And inconveniences defines the fruits to be juicier. I'm not such to live simple pleasures.

Mine! Mine! Again!
U'd rather
Marry an exotic partner of a different race and culture. Exciting but troublesome.
OR
Marry someone from your own race and culture. Comfortable but uneventful.
OR
Be single throughout your life. Wild but lonely.

[DonEmu]

the first one, the chances of me marrying someone from my own culture and race is slim

[Fool Of Doom]

would you rather...


die in a fire

or

be shot 7 times in the heart?

[DonEmu]

shot seven times in the heart...

would u rather,

know how to fight

or

know how to sing?

[steve]

sing. Girls dig that shit. You can learn howto fight later, or... sing your enemies away, or avoid fights for that matter. Singing is a cool skill, as long as its not like.. well.. a bad style, Ie. it would be cool to control my voice and sing for a band or something, but i wouldnt want to have a really winy voice. Hah, i liked that one though.

Would you rather:

All your teeth have their own individual personalities and can talk at the same volume you can.

or

Have arms 5 times normal length which attract wolves.

THINGS TO CONSIDER: all wolves within a 600 km radius are aware of your arms presence.

[Masah]

Would you rather..

Do a few lines of yayo

or

Smoke a shit ton of weed

[.ZabuZa.]

hmm top one o_O

@ steve also top one id eventually rip all my teeth out cuz it would get annoying

would u rather....

pierce your pee-pee hole closed?

or

your asshole closed?

[Azure Wrath]

ow... hmmm... pee pee hole, maybe some small holes where the pee pee can come out...

would you rather amputate your leg
or
watch non-stop naruto fillers?

[steve]

hahahha in honesty, fillers.

Would you rather
drink water, and just water for the rest of your life

or

have the nickname "small cock" for the rest of your life

[grim-diablo]

honestly, small cock nickname, dosen't mean it is true ^_^
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would u rather:
be the guy that can never get fucked cause his dick is so small that he can't

or

Be so repulsing that u can't get fucked even from a ho so u rap someone and then go to prison and do that over and over for the rest of ur life

[Azure Wrath]

use a cock pump!
--
be selimate
or
only allowed to bang corpses (necrofilia , scuse spelling)

[NMK]

selimate, necrofilia is just nasty

would you rather ..
remove your left eye for ever
or
your right eye

[.ZabuZa.]

left one i can see better outta the right one

would you rather

get your toe nail ripped off?

or

your finger nail ripped off?

[Azure Wrath]

toe nails

Have nails hammered through youre balls
or
have your penis caught in the Anti-Rape contraption... see old thread somewhere here in 'anything' catagory

[thizzsaskae_23]

no hands and feet

[thizzsaskae_23]

no hands or feet

[Azure Wrath]

no feet, wheelchair bound, but can still do lotsa stuff with hands. you didn't answer my question, so i'll repeat it

Have nails hammered through youre balls
or
have your penis caught in the Anti-Rape contraption... see old thread somewhere here in 'anything' catagory

[steve]

anti rape condom.
Makes for less perma damage and funny story...

eat your dog

or

spend 1 year in prison

[Azure Wrath]

if i eat my dog, i'll most likely spend a year in prison anyway

slowely get cruched by steamroller, leaving head for last

or

get mutilated by minigun, with bullets not hitting any vital spots, jsut legs and arms and balls etc.

[.ZabuZa.]

lmfao ^^^

mini gun pls

waking up and finding your dog is licking your ass?

or

waking up and finding your dog licking your face after he finished licking your ass?

[DonEmu]

the first one

wake up to find out dog is humping ur naked ass

or

wake up to find out dog is humping ur open mouth?

[.ZabuZa.]

lollllllllllllllllll

the first one

drink moldy milk

or

drink moldy chocolate milk

[steve]

moldy milk.

eat Yogurt full of bits of charcoal

or

Not clean your kitchen for a week

Things to consider: both of these things are a reality for me

[grim-diablo]

not clan my kitchen( i would eat out until that week was over)
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no brain

or

no balls

[steve]

no brain

it would suck to be so smart that you would spend your entire life thinking about how youll never feel sexual pleasure

[DonEmu]

would u rather watch south park

or

watch boondocks?

[grim-diablo]

south park,
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no heart

or

no soul

[.ZabuZa.]

no soul maybe ill live forever moahaha

watch japanese tv 4ever (no cartoons)

or

watch teletubbies 4ever

[NMK]

dont know what japanese tv is like? but i cant stand teletubbies so ill hafto choose japanese tv?

somebody else pop a question and explain to me how japanese tv is like

[Azure Wrath]

no idea

wake up the next morning to find out your girlfriend has been cheating on you for 80% of your relationship
or
not wake up

[Chidongan]

wake up. i was cheatin on her for 90% of the relationship ^^

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would you rather...

that naruto stopped the anime and just showed re-runs for ever.

or

that the anime would follow the manga, but have fillers for another year.

[Azure Wrath]

THAT is tough.... hte manga rocks, so i'll wait a year... without a smile on my face, tho'

bleach fillers
or
naruto fillers

[Chidongan]

bleach.
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would you rather...

stick a sharpened pencil in your left eye

or

cut of your thumb?

[DonEmu]

cut off my thumb

would u rather be naruto

or be gaara?

[Dorphuk]

Naruto, just because i don't like red hair.
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This ones for males only

Lose an arm and a leg

or

The crown jewels?

[Kuroda]

I hate you, why would you ask such a stupid question, thats terrible!!

[.ZabuZa.]

lose my jewels im sure if i didnt have an arm and leg i wouldnt get laid anyways u_U

get your nipples waxed?

or

your toes and fingers waxed?

[grim-diablo]

toes and fingers
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no strength ( get overpowered by a fly)

or

no sexual appeal

[steve]

no strength
id rather have women then ... dominance over insects.

would you rather

spend your entire life believing in an afterlife only to find out at your moment of death there was nothing and feeling absolute dispair

or

spend your entire life an atheist only to realize in your last moment that there is an afterlife and your atheism has garaunteed that you will not be a part of it.

[DonEmu]

the first one cause if there is no after life, when u die, there cant be despair

[steve]

good answer.

Would you rather be a genius stuck in a body unable to speak or move

or

be an idiot but given the "ideal" body(ideal governed by todays definitions)

[NMK]

Steve you always make these great questions, pretty irritating ;)

Hm, hard to decide, but I'll propably choose to be an idiot in the ideal body since It wouldn't mather if you're a genius but can't speak or move, so you'd be the only one to know that you're infact a genius.

Would you rather be famous and rich of some stupid thing like being a clown or something like that
or
Be a smart genius in the ideal body but live in the shadows with no chance to get rich or famous?

[steve]

rich and stupid. Stupid is safe. Safe is happy.
Ignorance is bliss!

time for some good ol toilet questions

Would you rather walk in on your girlfriend taking a shit

or

Have your girlfriend walk in on you taking a shit

[zoldic777]

>.< walk in on my girlfriend taking a shit ( since a dont have one xD)

toilet is a good them :D

Would u rather have a bouncy ass that bounces u off teh bathroom each time u wanna take a ~~shit~~

or

Have bouncy shit that jumps around

(OMG >.< this is getting rather disgusting)

[Azure Wrath]

bouncy shit, new movie, 'flubber 2!'

would you rather lose your internet connection for a week
or
lose your cellphone for a week?

[NMK]

cellphone

would you rather be a GREAT sex partner but youll never get a chance to proove it (no, not even with whores, NEVER)
or
a total geek who'll get to bang whores

[zoldic777]

a total geek who gets to bang whores ( and have s3x with them after that x3 xD j/k)

Would u rather Be a dead man when ur not really dead (forgotten)

or

Be dead but be in peoples memories <33

[NMK]

wtf are you talking about? make a question

[zoldic777]

WTF mate is ur connection too slow to notice that i posted, or can't u read??!?!??! :P

i'd rather be forgotten


Would u rather be

Stepped by godzilla

or

Melted by his stinky, eeek >.< fire breaths

[NMK]

stepped by

and you stupid bum dont edit your posts and try to make other people look bad.

would you rather have cancer
or
be bitten by a snake and die

[Anna Hatake]

be bitten by a snake

would you rather marry nmk
or
be single

[Chidongan]

nmk. i here he's a good lover. *blushes*

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would you rather...

go to school for 30 years straight?

or

work for the rest of your life?

[Anna Hatake]

work for the rest of my life

would you rather fall in love wit chidongan
or
kiss a rock

[zoldic777]

Kiss a rock FTW!!! ;P lol j/k , i'd rather fall in love with him since i heard he's a rich man :P

would u rather fall from a high cliff

or

fall from a 80 storey building (imagine it X))

[Chidongan]

cliff, it sounds more manly. ^^

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woul you rather...

be a threesome in zoldic and i's love circle?

or

live have be a lonely old lady and have 73 cats?

[Anna Hatake]

neither

would you rather listen to me
or
listen to chidongan

[zoldic777]

LISTEN TO BOTH ^^

would u rather

break ur skull using a hammer

or

cut ur head in half using a saw

*my last post for tday, gtg to sleep, cya anna, ^^ *glotmch, glintch* bb <3333

[NMK]

Oh thank you :$<3

nmk. i here he's a good lover. *blushes*


saw

would you rather be in in my sig
or
my ava

[Anna Hatake]

sig

would you rather own a slave
or
a cat

[Chidongan]

slave ^^

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would you rather...

draw manga?

or

make video games?

[Anna Hatake]

draw manga

would you rather be my slave
or
chidongan's

[grim-diablo]

chidogans ^^
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be my dog

or

be by butt b1tch

[Anna Hatake]

dog

would you rather see him^^^
or
nmk

[grim-diablo]

him, defentually
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screw anna( my dog lol)

or

screw your mom and sister in a gang bang with ur dad

[V.VELDANEN]

Not funny...

Eradication of all things harmful

OR

Enhancing all things good

[ScareCrow]

eradication of all things harmful would alter the circle of life and cause overpopulation....so i choose enhancing all things good.
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Meet all the NC people at a NC convention

or

meet the Star Trek cast at a convention (i don't even watch star trek lol)

[grim-diablo]

convo, i guess, star trek is gay

[Hellchild915]

would you rather

me kick you in the face

or

in the nuts

(I have huge legs strength lifted 350 pounds with my legs on some machine at school)

[ScareCrow]

kick me in the face.
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Hellchild, Would you rather me kick you in the

face

or

your genitalia?

(Btw, I leg press around 900 lbs... and can do around 400-500 on one leg depending...)

[NMK]

face

somebody else post a dilemma/question, too lazy

[steve]

WOULD YOU RATHER

be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs

OR

be assasinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?

[NMK]

Explain further what Cabbage Patch Dolls are.
And Lite-Brite pegs?, is it like rubber bullets? *stupid yes I know

[Dorphuk]

Well lite brite would be cool but you would sort of have to have an internal glow for it to end up looking cool :D

So i'll go for the dolls. I know my name would probably become a slang word for lame-ass but hey at least i'd be famous.

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would you rather be forced at gunpoint to:

chop off your own hand

or

foot?

------

And for NMK

lite brite
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lite-Brite

Patch Dolls
http://www.cabbagepatchkids.com/

[grim-diablo]

steve, i don't even wanna know why u know about patch dolls
@Dorphuk, foot, cause i use my hands to type ^_^
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would u rather:

have heart cancer

or

lung cancer

[Azure Wrath]

we had this one before... but i'll say, foot
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would you rather sufocate and die
or
have your heart ripped out of your chest

[grim-diablo]

foot isen't an answer to mine man, which is above urs

BTW: heart ripped

[ScareCrow]

would you rather be the guy in Grim's Avatar with the curly hair or dorphuk's sig with the computer bashing?

[Dorphuk]

I really love the computer bashing mainly because the second eyeball puts up a bit of a fight before it falls off :D I even have it tiled as my desktop at the moment :) Its so good in slow mo :D

Couldn't be bothered answering so....

would you rather be the guy in Grim's Avatar with the curly hair or dorphuk's sig with the computer bashing?

[NMK]

computer bashing guy x)

i bet he's playing counterstrike

Would you rather stay out of the shower for two months
or
not brushing your teeth for two months

[Octo]

stay out of the shower.


Would you rather be constipated for 2 weeks or have it hurt to swallow for 2 months.

[NMK]

be constipated

would you rather stay awake for 2 weeks no mather how tired you are (impossible i know)
or
sleep for 4 months, which means that you'd miss out a lot of what currently happens etc. etc. and you'll propably slide away from your friends and relatives and such stuff

[Azure Wrath]

sleep!!! i love sleep!! then i can watch about 12 manga episodes of naruto AND bleach non stop! jay!!

would you rather
have one VERY long school term with one VERY long holiday
or
have the current system with four (or three at some places) terms, with holidays in between?

[Jey]

3 or 4!? I'd go with #2

Would you rather:
Listen to an annoying person who keeps going in and out of your conversation
or
Kill him so you won't have to listen to him anymore?

[ScareCrow]

1st one.
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Would you rather be politically active and actually accomplish something

or

be inactive and hate everything about this world that you could've changed when it's too late to do so?

[Azure Wrath]

hmmmm .. unanimously, the first one
would you rather
drive home late
or
wake up extra early the next morning to drive back then

[steve]

drive home late. I love my own bed, fuck staying at other peoples places.

Shit, my brain is not functioning right now...

Would you rather wake up in bed beside your best friends girlfriend - ie. you slept with your friends girl

or

find out your girlfriend cheated on you with your best


that question wasnt that good, ive got nothing atm tho

[DonEmu]

the first one, i would rather be tha asshole than be the chump :p

i got nuthin to whoever posts afterme make one

[Bap]

Would you rather:

Spontaneously combust
-or-
Have your face melt Indiana Jones style

[Fool Of Doom]

spontaneously combust, i dont want my face to melt, atleast i wont be in supreme pain when i spontaneously combust... actualy i will but stfu

[NMK]

Pop a dilemma someone!

[Chidongan]

would you rather...

have a job inwhich your make loads of money, but you hate everyday of working there.

or

have a job in which you make barely enough to survive, but be happy?

[NMK]

First one, I'd rather have food on the table for me and my family than being that happy at work, if I hate those at my work I wouldn't let that go out on my family.

[zoldic777]

=O popup something dude.....

If u met a chiroptera( whatever) and u observe its movements knowing that if u step to the left you'll get ur head popped out with his claw and if u step left he'll infect u slashing u right in ur chest turning you into a half chiroptera( whatever)

Would u rather take a step to the left

or

Would u rather take a step to the right

PS: no smart asses taking steps forward, backward etc...etc..

[steve]

lol, thats one of the funnier lines ive heard "no smartass taking steps forwards etc"

Uh, step to the right, my right side is my better side so I guess I prefer steppin right.

Would you rather, live in a city that rains essentially all the time all winter

or

live in a city that snows but is brutally cold and you can rarely go outside, even to enjoy the snow

[NMK]

first one

hey zoldic, i have no idea what you were talking about but i have a clue, did you mean one of those things from full metal alchemist?

[zoldic777]

full metal alchemist..........no... its blood+

i got nothing to say now so *notices steves thingy isn't answered*

I'd rather live in a city that snows but is brutally cold and you can rarely go outside, even to enjoy the snow since i never even go outside that much :P


Would you rather

Pop your eyes out

or

Take out milk from them

[V.VELDANEN]

Milk sounds nice...yum...

Would you

Marry a girl that is overly different in character, interest and background, but your relationship has been long. Although arguments aplenty, you love her deeply.

-OR-

Marry a girl that is of similiar in character, interest and background, supports you in most ways, strive for the same things and goals. However, nothing hardly ever happens, neither conflict nor passion.

And the thing is, you know both of them...

[zoldic777]

hmm, hard one..... i'll go with the 1st one

Would u rather have the world's fastest PC with nothing in it except word, internet explorer etc..etc.. NO GAMES

or

A really slow PC with too much games and space nearly full, whad ya think

huh?huh?huh?huh?

[V.VELDANEN]

Fast is always good.

Would you

Be immortal through a long lonely life? Seeing all that you love age and die.

OR

Be incarnated into an entity you can't choose?

OR

Die forever?

[zoldic777]

nooooo, i'd rather be immortal, life is all about me , me , me, i dun care if i see other people die, its ALL ABOUT ME lol xDDDD

Would u rather

Have flu for the rest of your life

or

catch the yellow fever or anything that makes u die right away?

[steve]

die right away
spending the next 60+ years of my life in a bed throwing up would be so shitty.

ive got no questions rght now, gotta runto class, ill make one later.

[Azure Wrath]

would you
rather wait for someone elsoe to post and have a question to answer
or
post immediatly and not get a question to answer

(this post was proudly sponsorred by steve!)

[NMK]

first one

would you rather be on ONLY the computer, doing nothing else, for 2 months
or
be without a computer for 2 months

[Raki]

This is hard

Would You Rather Get..

1) humped by a cow
2) humped by a dog
3) humped by a sumo wrestler

[NMK]

maybe you should answer to mine before you make a new one?

[Raki]

whoosp forgot .. be without a computer for 2 months
Repost

This is hard

Would You Rather Get..

1) humped by a cow
2) humped by a dog
3) humped by a sumo wrestler

[Azure Wrath]

hump a dog, i already have, its your mother (:D)

would you rather
sleep standing up
or
sleep in the rain

[NMK]

ooh that's harsch, but I love it, since she was quite good

in the rain :)

would you rather strip in the webcam and then someone records it and spreads it
or
strip out in public

[Chidongan]

public, i want them to see my body, not some glitchy video. >.>

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would you rather...

petend to be something your not to get with some hot chick?

or

have some hot chick pretend shes something shes not to get with you?

[shadowwolfx]

Find your best friend's head in your closet

or

Have no hands or feet

i would rather put a gun to my head and pull the trigger >_>

[Raki]

find best friend's head in closet...(i dont have one) lol

[V.VELDANEN]

public, i want them to see my body, not some glitchy video. >.>

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would you rather...

petend to be something your not to get with some hot chick?

or

have some hot chick pretend shes something shes not to get with you?

The latter promises alot of action! Me likey...^^

would you rather...

Live in the realm of Shikshee, and be butt-pleasured every 12am, 6.45am, 1.15pm and 7.35pm.

OR

Live in the realm of Shikshee, and engage a blowjob at every 12 hour intervals.

Remember that the realm of Shikshee is one of lardsies and hairy-musclebears!

[superkhanh0]

can i have both? :D
good deal man

[ScareCrow]

Would you rather

Live in an American with Bush

or

Live in an AMerica ruled by fascists?

[partlink1]

live with Bush, he will eventualy not be president HUURAY! :D


would you rather eat fecies

or

drink a dead mans urin

[Azure Wrath]

dead man, he doesn't have urine!! trick question! OWNED!
would you rather
listen to spicegirls for 20 minutes
or
be slowly humped up your ass by some ugly hobo with a manstick resembling a cheesegrater, while he continues to lick the small of your neck with his filthy, diseases tongue

[zoldic777]

o.o...i'd rather listen to some lousy songs....

lets say theres an Earthquake....

Would u rather stay in ur house and wait for ur house to fall down crushing everyone inside......

or

Would u rather get outside and fall into one of the cracks ending out in the outer space where u'll be floating for millions of years.....dead ofcoz :D

ok....no hiding in beds please =D

[ScareCrow]

errr the first one, quick and hopefully painless death.

Would you rather be anally raped

by Bush

or

Condoleeza Rice? (I hope everyone knows she's really a man!)

[__Mõchá]

ewww!! none of the above!!

would you rather spend 10 yrs in jail for somethang you didn't do (to protect a family member)
OR
let THEM go to jail and be blamed for it for the rest of your life!

[Chidongan]

BLAMED!! why should i waste my life? >.>

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would your rather...

eat a kitkat?

or

recess peanut butter cup?

[ScareCrow]

oooo that's hard....hard decisions...hard decisions....

RPBC
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Would you rather Naruto just end right now

or

have another 100 fillers.

[Chidongan]

100 fillers. i never said i'd watch them. plus i still have the manga. ^^

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would you rather...

eat a human baby, dead ofcourse?

or

eat a live animal? (a baby animal and you eat it infront of their parents.)

[DonEmu]

the animal, i would never cannibalise, and u didnt say i could kill the parents, or tie em up, though it would be one sad scene

would u rather
make out with george w bush

or

make out with tony blair

[ScareCrow]

i hate you. since i must choose...sigh zomg no i refuse!

[Anna Hatake]

hmm...neither
would you rather eat a frog
or
a lizard

[Fool Of Doom]

frog, lizards have no meat...

would you rather...
kill a guy..
or..
Get raped by your dad?

[Chidongan]

kill a guy. (my dads dead, so that would be very uncomfortable)

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would you rather....

eat a year old sandwhich?

or

make out with your dog?

[narutoIZZAbest]

make out with my doggggg, kisses for teh puppy! =3
NO NOT BEASTALITY YOU -- umm... yea.
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take lots of classes with (easy) hw NONSTOP.

orrrrr.

one class with a big(VERY VERY BIG) assignment every 3 months.

[ScareCrow]

the 2nd one.

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Would you rather be a Jew during WW II in Germany

or

Homosexual in Germany during WWII?

[V.VELDANEN]

Can I be a homesexual Jew? Playing prisoner is fun....

(repeated) Would you...

Marry a girl that is overly different in character, interest and background, but your relationship has been long. Although arguments aplenty, you love her deeply.

-OR-

Marry a girl that is of similiar in character, interest and background, supports you in most ways, strive for the same things and goals. However, nothing hardly ever happens, neither conflict nor passion.

And the thing is, you know both of them...

[narutoIZZAbest]

i would choose the first one-- cept for a guy. =P

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would you have immense popularity but not really close to anyone

or

would you have 1 loyal friend?

[ScareCrow]

V. That was a fuckin awesome as answer lol lol props.

[V.VELDANEN]

I see myself as the first...and recently got a friend.

I'm comfortable with the 1st one...NEXT!

(No 'would you rathers' from me this time, answer Izza's :))

[zoldic777]

lol wtf friends dont mean anything, i choose the 1st one :D

ok......i got nothing =X oooh lets give it a try

Would u rather watch teletubbies on TV with all of ur friends

or

watch pokemon with the rest of ur friends

(sorry....had nothing running in my mind...., u know sometimes u just gotta popup one :/...)

[Azure Wrath]

pokemon, teletubies is like putting your head in a microwave and 'high'

would you rather
have a long, meaningful relationship with someone, but then tragically break up
or
have several, short, useless relationships, based solely around kinky sex

[NMK]

first one, I'll come up with something that won't break us up x)

[shadowwolfx]

Would you rather

Live in an American with Bush

or

Live in an AMerica ruled by fascists?

well isnt that kinda one and the same? xD

[zoldic777]

xD LMFAO DUDE

anyway,

Would u rather suck my left foot

or

My right foot

lets see how lucky u get this time ;)

[Anna Hatake]

ehh neither

would you rather suck an apple
or
a hobo

[Chidongan]

hobo, apples are nasty. >.>

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would you rather...

have long hair?

or

short hair?

[Anna Hatake]

long curley

would you rather your friend betray you and never speak to that frien again
or
have your true love shan you out

[Ponaris]

heavy...
would you rather a sheep
or a goat

[ScareCrow]

i'd rather be a sheep. HAHA you didn't say "do"...so i loopholed out of it :)

[Azure Wrath]

long curley

would you rather your friend betray you and never speak to that frien again
or
have your true love shan you out

hmmm... hard. gf's and bf's come and go, but friends always remain, so i'll say let the love rip my heart in three

would you ratrher work 3 hours everyday, or work 10 hours, on a friday or saterday

[zoldic777]

10 hours friday and saturday ^^


Woiuld u rather get stabbed by ur best friend

or

or stab ur best friend

[NMK]

stab my best friend :D

would you rather have a bestfriend but get betrayed by him/her almost all the time
or
never have a bestfriend, so you can't get betrayed by your bestfriend who you don't have.

[V.VELDANEN]

The latter, how is he your best friend if he betrays you all the time? I shan't suffer like that.

Would you...
Run you own business

OR

Work for someone else?

[ScareCrow]

work for someone business

[steve]

run my own
I like doing things my way and incompetence in the workplace really really really bugs me.

Have your feet cut off but live the rest of your life with enough money to not work and live a comfortable life

or

Not have your feet cut off and enter the workplace prejudiced against(sortof like women 40 years ago)

[Ponaris]

depends if i get a wheel chair or not, that could be great for picking up sympathy :)

would you watch the worst movie you can think of

or

stab yourself in the eye, because it is less painful?

[Azure Wrath]

stab in they eye, the consequences are less dire. especially if the movie is an evil chick flick

which priviledge would you rather loose
communication systems (cellphones, internet, mail system, etc)
or
relaxation

[zoldic777]

relaxation :) i dont mind if i lose this prevelige since i dont like relaxing.... i mean i'd rather stay be tired and nearly dead but theres no way someone can steal my internet from me :(

ok!!!

Would u rather have faded green eyes

or

Carribean blue eyes

[NMK]

Carribean Blue Eyes

Would you rather play
or
watch someone play

(take the word play in any way you like)

[Azure Wrath]

well, it depends what play, but in most cases, i'd play, thanx

if you ask a girl out, would you rather
she lied and say she has a bf
or
her tell the truth and says 'no, she doesn't want to'

[Anna Hatake]

umm make the person a dude and i'd rather he'd tell me no

would you rather have someone you love dearly die
or
found out your best friend killed the person

[Davis]

Shit, thats dark,
watch her die*Sob*

Would you rather...
Kill your /husband/wife
or
Watch your children die because you didn't

[NMK]

Kill my wife

would you rather play
or
be played

[zoldic777]

be played.... i dont even know what thats supposed to mean -.-"

Would u rather

Be an Elf

or

Be A wooden puppet

[Ponaris]

an elf :nose grows:
would you rather be:
a duck
or a
goose

[Azure Wrath]

goose, they win in that stupid game
would you rather
write exams over a period of one month
or
get them done in two days, meaning cramming them all in

[KageNaruto]

cram em all in, i always do it anyway.

would you rather...

eat your best friend?

or eat one of your parents?

[Davis]

BOTH!!!!!

Would ya rather,

Lose your virginiity to a member of the same gender


or


lose your virginity by getting raped by a member of the opposite gender?

[KageNaruto]

BOTH!!!!!

Would ya rather,

Lose your virginiity to a member of the same gender


or


lose your virginity by getting raped by a member of the opposite gender?

OK, LEARN THE RULE SFOR THIS THREAD. BOTH IS NOT AN ANSWER. PICK ONE.

you cant ask a question till the one above you is answered. so answer it. both or pass or neither are not answers

[Dorphuk]

Well probably rape as its pretty hard for men to be raped by women.

Would you rather

be able to breath under water

or

fly like a bird?

(And KageNaruto this isn't a serious thread so there is no need to get all anal about it. He answered both as a joke. Lets move on. PS where are these so called "Rules" for this thread anyway?)

[Azure Wrath]

fly!!

would you rather be
microscopic small
or
extremely large (i'm talking like king kong sized)

[Raki]

etremely large ... im unstoppable!

would you rather...
get a swords shove up your hole or.,...
get spears shoved up your hole

[steve]

spear.. less cutting edge.

Would you rather
*DISCLAIMER* I have never attempted to satisfy my love life with the internet(except for gr 7...) please refrain from omig, you love internet sluts"" comments */DISCLAIMER*

Meet a girl on the internet, talk dirty to her and shit, arrange to meet for a romantic night someplace and it turns out to be your sister(or brother for girls)

or

accidentally come across your mom(or dads...) personal porn site, to discover that they have starred in hundreds upon hundreds of movies

[Ponaris]

porn site... then you can blackmail them to get money for not telling everyone they know about the porn career.
would you rather

choose
or be chosen?

[Azure Wrath]

be chosen, vague but interesting question, i'll try one too..
would you rather
help
or
be helped

[Ponaris]

another vague one...:)
help. asking for help>not knowing> looking like an idiot

would you rather

be a cop
or a crim?

[Azure Wrath]

a cop
would you rather
uphold a justice that you know is incorrect
or
rebel against it, for what is right, but be ridiculed

[ScareCrow]

REBEL! Vive la Resistance!

Would you rather

be Doctor Gordon in SAW and chop off your own leg

or

that japanese girl in Hostel who gets half her face burned off?

[Azure Wrath]

oh.... haven't seen hostel, but i'd rather cut off leg, burns are bad...

would you rather
be batman
or
be van hellsing

[DonEmu]

Batman, Van hellsing is dead broke and cursed :p

Would u rather be
The Flash (DC comics)

or

Quicksilver (Marvel comics)

[Azure Wrath]

the flash, he's cool!
would you rather be
a werewolf
or
a vampire

[Chidongan]

hard choice, vampires have immortality, and werewolves are uper awesome.

i choose vampires.

(oh and for the 'flash or quicksilver' the obvious answer is quicksilver, i've heard somewhere that he's really uper powerful, almost on par with superman)
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would you rather...

be 'The Joker'?

or

be Robin?

(BATMAN)

[steve]

joker. At least joker makes his own rules, isnt anyones bitch

Would you rather:

Get his by a firefly(the car... its a tiny little car) going 45 km an hour

or

get hit by an ambulance going 45 km an hour

things to consider: ambulance weights alot ALOT more and will hurt you alot more, but is full of paramedics. Firefly much more survivable crash but if you are fucked, no one can help you.

[Ponaris]

ambulence obviously. 1 you get immediate medical attention and 2 getting hit by a little car and you cant stop it with the force? what a weakling!
by the way batman, because he has way better quotes than van helsing, + he gets to wear all that tight clothing...jokes

would you rather...

be a rock

or be a lump of water

[Azure Wrath]

lump of water, bneing liquid rocks!!
would you rather
die a virgin
or
die from every STD

[steve]

haha die from std for sure ... actually, i guess stuff like aids sucks

but think of all the awesome stories to get from clean virgin to dirty std ridden homeless. Thats a good life right there.

Would you rather, *real life edition!*

write your midterm in an hour

or

skip the class and go back to bed?

[Azure Wrath]

hmm... tough one.... write it is the obvious answer, but so tempted to sleep through it.... i'll say, write it
if a girl doesn't sms back *which they hardly ever do) would you rather
say 'fukit' and leave her alone and get over it
or
persist, only to get pissed of, but still clinging to the small hope that she might some day actually have the fucking decency to actually reply to someone who just wasted R1,50 on sms'ing her telling her how he felt about her....

[steve]

fuck it and leave her alone! for sure. Its frusterating and it sucks because you spend all that time waiting for the txt but the thing is... when you persist, it just makes you look desperate. Only persist if its an important issue... or if you are persisting in anger.

for example: you have plans with girl A on monday, she says she will call you. she doesnt call so you text "yo whats the deal for the day" and she doesnt reply,
your next message can be sarcastic and frusterated, and it wont make you seem desperate at all "well I guess "lets hang out monday" really ment that you were going to ignore me all day, really cool. bye"

But yeh, id say only persist in that case

if you have strong feelings for her and want her to know and she doesnt reply... if you arent ready to give up(which im often not) you need to see her face to face and confront the issue. But a no-reply to a heartfelt message is a bad sign.

[NMK]

steve is 100% correct.

would you rather be the persno in the spotlight
or
be the chilling one who doesnt like attention

[ScareCrow]

the chillen one who doesn't like attention. :)

Would you rather

eat pizza for the rest of your lives

or

Dairy Queen Ice Cream

[Chidongan]

would you rather...

have a very complicated and depressing (love) life?

or

have no one to love, and try to swoon every girl you see?

[KageNaruto]

the chillen one who doesn't like attention. :)

Would you rather

eat pizza for the rest of your lives

or

Dairy Queen Ice Cream

pizza, you cant live very long off icecream, piza can have veggies, meat, everything required to at least live!

would you rather get a brand new expensive computer

or

have your worst enemie's expsensive brand new comp blow up?

[NMK]

I'd want the new expensive computer, and later on I'd smash my worst enemys computer xD

would you rather become a vegetable (handicapped yes not a real vegetable, some of you understood)
or
become blind and deth which means that you cant have any control in your life (almost), sorry about the spelling i havent went to sleep for like 30h now

[Ponaris]

vegie at least you are a good source of vitamins, but if it is a cabage the other option cause they are boring.

would you rather be...
locked in a dark room with shit it (like posessions etc)
or a light room with absolutely nothing

[Azure Wrath]

dark room, more exciting
would you rather
be fluent in all languages
or
know everything about science, technology and maths

[ScareCrow]

Be fluent in languages. That way I could always ask people anywhere I go about the technology, math, and sciences. Besides I hate Math and Sciences, but I <3 languages. I speak some Korean, Italian, and English....and I know enough spanish to ask to go to the bathroom and stuff. :) Yo Quiero Taco Bell. I want Taco Bell. Io ho voglio Taco Bell, o Io voglio Taco Bell. Nah TAco Bell muk go shee puh. LOL

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Would you rather live in the Narutoverse

or

Marvelverse(Marvel Comics)

[Azure Wrath]

narutoverse, without a doubt!

would you rather
have the best house on earth
or
have the best collection of automobiles in the world?

[Chidongan]

automobiles. i'll just keep one i like the best, and sell the rest, to buy the best house!!

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would you rather...

have a myspace?

or

have a facebook/ campusbug/ livejournal and whatnot?

[Jey]

Journal thingy or whatnot

Woudld you rather

go into footlocker naked

or

go into a gay bar naked?

[steve]

haha gaybar. It would be funny to be like "nah man, Im naked but im straight"
Contrary to popular belief... gay people arent animals that swarm on straight guys... I think youd probably make alot of friends that just found it funny,

Would you rather punch your girlfriend girlfriend in the face

or

have her punch you in the face in a crowded place for no reason, breaking your nose and forcing you to cry for hours.

[Chidongan]

her punch me. i'd cry, but atleast i'm not 'the guy who punched his girlfriend'.

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would you rather...

have a lot of money?

or

have everything you've ever wanted?

[DonEmu]

everything i have ever wanted, money is part of that :D

would u rather
be a genie who could grant himself most wishes except getting a girl

or

be aladdin and get only three wishes and jasmine

[Azure Wrath]

aladin, i still think the wish for a million wishis should be allowed
would you rather
do yasmine
or
do pocahontus
givin you were an animated character of course

[ScareCrow]

Hmmmm that's a hard decision...both are free spirits tho...i'll go with Jasmine from Aladdin. I think she's cuter

Would you rather be one of the seven dwarfs

or

one of the fairy godmothers from Cinderella

[steve]

seven dwarves... youve got 6 brothers you can rely on... and you sing kickass songs

on the disney topic:

Would you rather be jafar - alldn

or

captain hook - peterpan/hook

[ScareCrow]

Ouch. That's hard steve...sigh lol. I'll be Hook from Peter Pan, cause Jafar is way too evil for me. Hook is a straight up pussy lol

Would you rather be

the tiger from Aladdin

or

Abu from Aladdin?

[NMK]

Abu :D I love monkeys

Let's continue with Disney

Would you rather be the Lion King
or
the elephant from Tarzan

[steve]

Lion King!!

Would you rather be bambi's mom

or

Littlefoot's mother

(things to consider: both die... and both made me cry as a child)

[Raki]

littlefoot's mother lol

would you rather:

eat poop
or
drink pee

[NMK]

drink pee

dont break the disney circle

would you rather be Cinderella
or
Little Mermaid

[Raki]

cinderella , I can't ever pee or (mas ba ) you know lol

[NMK]

mature little boy ^^

pop a dilemma Rakieri

[Raki]

you stuck in an elevator for 3days with a girl and a stove with gas and a frying pan with dishes , and condoms (Dont ask)

would you
eat her
or
do it and die of starvation

[Ponaris]

has that happened to you?
what about a third option, just chop off an arm and eat that, and do it and not die of starvation...(i am sick ;) )

would you rather fight an elephant
or a hippo

[Azure Wrath]

elephant, hippos are uber agro

would you rather
die young, but quickly
or
die a painful death at an old age

[ScareCrow]

die young and quickly.
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Would you rather be sexy and have every girl or boy in the world to crowd around you like fankids

or

have 1 person love you for the rest of your life?

[Flyin]

Hmm, FIRST OPTION!!!!
I'm not big on the whole love thing, besides, who needs love when you got the lovin!

Would you rather be stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry, or smell fish for the rest of your life

[Ponaris]

french fry!! it would be too painfull having to smell fish forever.

would your rather

be suffocated in a room slowly filling with water or

jump out a plane, only to find your parachute was broken

[Azure Wrath]

jump, you'll probably die from heart attack first
would you rather
be a docter and work horendous shifts, but get payd very well
or
be something else, which doesn't pay so well, but you work normal office hours

[deathwalkerchigrl]

doctor would be better

Would you rather date Justin t. or JesseM. (girls)

[NMK]

neither

btw Rakieri, you don't starve if you don't eat for three days.

would you rather live on vegetables for a year
or
live on junk food for 6 months

[Azure Wrath]

JUNK FOOD!! i do that anyway!
would you rather be struck by lightning
or
be dumped my a girl you love

[NMK]

struck by lightning

would you rather be robbed at night
or
during the day

[steve]

def. at day. Places to run, people to call for help from.

Would you rather,
robbed by an 8 year old girl

or

robbed by a blind man

[Azure Wrath]

robbed by blind man, then just take his walking stick/ guide dog and laugh

would you rather
lose all your senses
or
live isolated from EVERYTHING, in a vacuum of nothingnes, but able to see far in the distance, something is going on, but unable to see what it is

[NMK]

live isolated, since loosing all your senses would be the same thing as being isolated, but if isolated then you still have your senses

would you rather puke your heart out
or
crap your stomach out

[Azure Wrath]

how the hell do you puke your heart out???!?!?!?
well, if you crap your stomach out, you could just.. you know.. poke it back in... so... yeah,m i'll crap out my stomach

would you rather
melt away in a vat of acid
or
have your limbs lasered away

[steve]

thats a good one
melt in vat of acid... as shitty as that would be, youd be dead relatively quickly.
shit no time to make my own, next person just answer azure's again
pec

[NMK]

first one, you'd die faster

just answer Azures again, it was good

[Raki]

would you rather get your penis caught between

a anti rape condom with sharp edges piercing
or
a mouse trap

[WalkingFish]

AW: 2nd cuz my life would be over without my limbs.

R: the condom cuz id pull it off really fast.

Would you rather

All your friends (including girlfriends)

or

Kill your family (including Wife)

Or
Kill yourself

[NMK]

Kill Myself