...If you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

Ok, here's a little game. tHe 'who's line' fans will know this. I start a story, then everybody adds post to let the story go on. But, the catch is, you're only allowed to use euphamism or insunuations, ending in the phrase "if you know what i mean"

For example:

Azure wrath: "I just lubed up my axel, if you know what i mean"
someone else: "Well, i hope it wasn't a one man job, if you know what i mean

Of course, all posts don't have to be something sexual, but its much easier.
Mods, sorry if this isn't thread-worthy, there are other games like this that have been going on and others that have been locked, i don't know where the line is, so if it's unacceptable, SORRY!

ANYWAY, i'll start:

*walks into a bar*
I dunno whats wrong, but my wife and i are like zangief and a priest, if you know what i mean

[Bap]

You mean you guys are knocking on the backdoor, if you know what I mean?

UI like this game, it requires more thought :P

[Azure Wrath]

well, the milkman is, if you know what i mean...

glad you like :)

[Octo]

pay the milkman, if you know what I mean.

[Azure Wrath]

well, i'm out of money, if you know what i mean

[V.VELDANEN]

Well, I'm lactose intolerant anyway, if you know what I mean.

[DJ Jaime]

well then give him something else, if you know what I mean...

[Octo]

I'm broke, would you mind, if you know what I mean...

[Bartimaeus]

the milkman have fresh new mile ready, if you know what I mean

[kjrav]

I really don't know what you mean, ya know

[AK47]

kjrav did u do what i think you did? if you know what i mean

[V.VELDANEN]

I think i'm laughing too hard for ALL the obvious reasons, if you know what i mean

you shoudl get that checked if you know what i mean

[Solace]

where should he check it? if ya know what i mean

[AK47]

his peanuts if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

are they fresh, if you know what i mean?

[Chidongan]

nah they're stale, if ya know what i mean.

(i dont >.>)

[Azure Wrath]

maybe you should get them replaced then if you know what i mean

(i do)

will it be a routien replacemetn if you knwo what I mean

[DonEmu]

there is nothin routine about that, if you know what i mean

[AK47]

you are so mean if you know what i mean

[Chidongan]

but you know you like him like that, if you know what i mean.

[DonEmu]

you get me, if you know what i mean

[kjrav]

He has you how again, ya know what I'm asking

[DonEmu]

you make it sound perverted, if u know what i mean...

[Azure Wrath]

i make lots of things sound, if you know what i mean

you able to make anyhing else if you know what I mean

[Lost Prophet]

you could make almost anything in a zoo, if you know what I mean

[DonEmu]

depends on the zoo, if you know i mean

[Lost Prophet]

I go to the bronz zoo, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

well i prefer gold, if you know what i mean

[Chidongan]

but gold is too heavy, if ya know what i mean.

[Azure Wrath]

but its worth it, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

depends on the zoo, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

i like the big animals if you know what i mean

[Jonny_extreme]

RAWR! IMA BEAR! if ya know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

well, i'm a bear tamer if you know what i mean

[V.VELDANEN]

This sounds incredible animalistic, if you know what I mean...

[estranged]

u like it "animalistic", if u know what i mean? :wink:

(lol, i'm a huge fan of who's line, and i love this game xD)

[Dorphuk]

Didn't you mean bestiality, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

well, it takes one to know one, if you know what i mean

[DB)Diablo]

I really hate that line, if ya know what I mean...

[DonEmu]

who doesnt, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

that line's just like your girl, if you know what i mean

[Dorphuk]

thats not even an Innuendo, if you know what i mean!

[estranged]

i feel a little excited, if u know what i mean

XD

[Azure Wrath]

my pet snake is excited, if you know what i mean

[V.VELDANEN]

It slithers too, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

Its a problem , coz he goes into all kinds of spaces, if you know what i mean

[Masah]

Which kind of screws me over, if you know what I mean

[DonEmu]

that would be the point, if u know what i mean...

[Azure Wrath]

well, i like to go straight to the point if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

I take a detour, if you know what I mean

[DonEmu]

sometimes there is no detour, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

i like the scenic detour, if you know what i mean

[zoldic777]

I say a naked guy,if u know what i mean

[estranged]

i like to take detours in public places, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

Nah, i only take detours in my own home, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

must be a great detour, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

better the a trip to the petting zoo, if you know what i mean

i love this game...

[Lost Prophet]

I dont like petting zoos, if you know what I mean

[AK47]

i do freaky things at the zoo, especially in the gorilla cage, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

orangatangs are good for petting, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

They like to pet themselves, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

so do i, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

Well we are born with the same tools, if you know what i mean

[NMK]

except mine is three times the average, if you know what i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

wanna plug it in? if you know what i mean

[estranged]

u may wanna use some insulation tape, if ya know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

i broke my old tools, if you know what i mean

[AK47]

ur a tool if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

you want to use him, if u know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

I know I do, if u know what I mean

[estranged]

juz make sure u use the right tools in the right places, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

if you're the tools, i'm the hardware store, if you know what i mean

[estranged]

yr store offers some low quality epuipment, if ya know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

well at least they go for a low price, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

some people dont like it that low, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

well i can raise it, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

I like to keep it low, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

i'll put it as low as you like, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

thats low enough, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

ok, then i'll keep it right there, just buy it now, if you know what i mean!

[Lost Prophet]

Ill take it later, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

this is a once in a lifetime deal, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

mines extra long, if u know what I mean

[DonEmu]

it could do with a few inches here and there, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

well i could give you some, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

its big enough as it is, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

its never big enough, if you know what I mean

[estranged]

what if it got too big for the job? if u know what i mean

[Octo]

what if it got too big for the job? if u know what i mean

there are ways to shrink, if you know what I mean.

[Azure Wrath]

rather too big then to small, if you know what i mean...

[NMK]

cant believe you're still going on from my post, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

Im still on from your post, if u know what I mean

[Chidongan]

not me, i got off a few minutes after, if ya know what i mean.

[grim-diablo]

423478764536, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

you pushing my numbers, if you know what i mean

[estranged]

maybe not pushing hard enough, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

you'rep ushing your luck, if you know what i mean

[estranged]

i don't believe in luck, i'm way "deeper" than that, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

how deep are you, if you know what i mean?

[NMK]

propably as deep as you, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

Probably not deep enough if you know what i mean

[NMK]

enough of the gay deep talk, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

That the gay talk hit a nerve, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

he can't handle deep stuff, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

I can though, if u know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

can you show me how sometime, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

I always available to teach, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

10am, my place if you know what i mean?

[Lost Prophet]

of course, but you better bring your tools, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

well, i do supply the whole country's tool needs, if you know what i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

shut the hell up, if you know what i mean

[Lost Prophet]

you should keep that down, if you know what I mean

[Fool Of Doom]

i knew you didnt know what i mean but when you found out you knew what i mean i knew i knew that you knew what i ment, if you know what i mean

[NMK]

of course i know what you mean, if you know what i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

wanna go squeez some tities? if you know what i mean

[NMK]

sure, lets go to MARDI GRAS :D, when is mardi gras btw? that is, if you know what i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

oh i know what you mean if you know what i mean... wait... wha?

[NMK]

you're quick here on if you know what i mean thread, if you know what i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

yeah m,sdn,mbhfsdb, do you know what i mean? sereosly do you? cuz i dont :\

[NMK]

im not sure if i know what you mean, but lets ask steve if he knows what we mean, if you know what i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

steve do you know what i mean, if you know what i mean

[estranged]

maybe steve is getting some 1 ups, if u know what i mean

[Masah]

I was in class today and I saw this hot girl and I got a 1 up, if you know what I mean

[Azure Wrath]

Well, let's hope you get an extra stage, if you know what i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

maybe we can join u know what i mean -_^

[DonEmu]

i think its a one player game if u know what i mean....

[estranged]

i'm sure u can 'squeeze in' a few more joysticks...if ya know what i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

the ones with the rumble packs, if you know what i mean..

[DonEmu]

some people like it without "vibration: if you know what i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

so how was your gf after last night? if you know what i mean..

[Azure Wrath]

syour gf was fine when i saw her, if you know what i mean

[estranged]

if yr gf is pregnant, don't be alarmed, a lot of babies look like me, if u know what i mean

[DonEmu]

then why does she moan my name in bed, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

well, she's like a mercenary, if you know what i mean



(guns for hire)

[.ZabuZa.]

what kinda currency does she accepted, if you know what i mean...

[DonEmu]

she accepts everything, not only currency, if u know what i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

so she swings both ways, if you know what i mean..

[DonEmu]

she does more than swing, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

she's mutlitalented, if you know what i mean

(donemu, like your sig!)

[NMK]

so what you're saying is that she's kindof a hoe?, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

i'm saying whatever you wantm e to say, if you know what i mean

[Named]

I had to take my belt off with one hand, if you know what I mean.

[Azure Wrath]

is she more than a handfull, if you know what i mean?

[DonEmu]

she is also hands-on, if u know what i mean

[Named]

Well we ran out of clean towels, if you know what I mean.

[DonEmu]

Are they ever clean, if u know what i mean

[Chidongan]

nah, i like 'em dirty, if you know what i mean.

[.ZabuZa.]

being the last one in line is a good thing, if you know what i mean...

[Azure Wrath]

if you're last in line, it means you come late if you know what i mean...

[DonEmu]

better than "coming early" if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

I'm not really picky, as long as you come, if you know what i mean...

[.ZabuZa.]

you could also just get milked , if you know what i mean...

[DonEmu]

she could milk u, for more than ur money if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

I've got nipples, can she milk me, if you know what i mean ... :)

[DonEmu]

Maybe if she were a baby mama, if u know what i mean

[NMK]

this is just pretty pathetic, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

depends on how u look at it, if u know what i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

my wee-wee if like a kick stand, if you know what i mean...

[Anna Hatake]

how do you play this game if you know wut i mean(????????how???????????)

[.ZabuZa.]

read the first post, if you know what i mean...

[Azure Wrath]

I've more then read it, if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

okay read it understands it if you know wut i mean

[Davis]

Im a big boy now, if you know what I mean.

[Anna Hatake]

sry son your weird if you know wut i mean

[Named]

('if you know what I mean' is a line commonly proceeding a sexually suggestive remark. Based on this colloquial understanding, we're turning the most random things into sexual innuendo by ending them in ', if you know what I mean')

I feel like a muffin without the top, if you know what I mean.

[Davis]

PIE if ya know wat i mean

[DonEmu]

an apple pie works best, if u know what i mean

[estranged]

i hope the apples r sweet, if u know what i mean

[DonEmu]

eating em is not what i had in mind, if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

what do you not have in your mind, if you know what i mean

[NMK]

i dont have you in my mind, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

i don't have me in mind either, if you know what i mean

[NMK]

did i mention that i dont have you in my mind? fuck now i have you in my mind, if you know what i mean

[estranged]

he/she's not juz in yr mind, if u know what i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

someones touching my twig and berries, if you know waht i mean...

[Azure Wrath]

let's hope they don't pluck them, if you know what i mean



actually, in my language, if you got 'plucked', it means you you got masterbatued (to 'take a" pluk", is to masterbute)... os it's a good thing

[NMK]

are they little boy elves?, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

dont pull a michael jackson, if u know what i mean

*Evil Laugh*

[NMK]

who knows, the elves might pull a MJ on you, if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

or mj will come to you if you know wut i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

i once slepted over at mjs ranch, if you know waht i mean...

[Anna Hatake]

mj wants little boys if you know wut i mean

[DonEmu]

there's nuthin little about those boys, if u know what i mean

[NMK]

dont say anymore or he'll sue you, but you may get out of it if you do some dirty work for him, if you know what i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

my back door is not open, if you know what i mean

[DonEmu]

he could always go in for the "mouth", if u know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

I prefer other holes, if you know what i mean

[NMK]

is there any more holes than at the backdoor and mouth if you're a guy, if you have then you're pretty wicked, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

Well, i am multitalented, if you know what i mean

[NMK]

well, *running away, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

Worth the run if you know what i mean

[NMK]

Yeah I know what you mean, you mean it's worth the run, if you know what i mean

[zoldic777]

yea i also know what u mean, u mean u mean is worth the fun

(shzhitz man ur posts are passing me )

[Azure Wrath]

Its worth alot, if you know what i mean

(nearly 1k posts!)

[NMK]

im worth a lot in a criminal way, if you know what i mean

(who gives a damn about post count?)

[Anna Hatake]

money if you know what i mean

[NMK]

im a wanted man, if you know what i mean

[Named]

I'm still picking up sticks in the Spring Time, if you know what I mean.

[Anna Hatake]

the judge is looking for you if you know wut i mean

[estranged]

the judge will only recognize me upside down, if ya know what i mean

[NMK]

actually i dont know what you mean, if you know what i mean

[estranged]

^*ahem* u'll get it when u grow up......if ya know what i mean (juz to make this post relevent)

[Anna Hatake]

your sick if you know wut i mean

[Named]

Too many berries does that to ya, if you know what I mean.

[Anna Hatake]

you like sticks and berries to much if you know wut i mean

[DonEmu]

more like taco and cheese, if u know what i mean

[NMK]

im living on the street for a few days now ... , if you know what i mean ..

[Anna Hatake]

wants to know why if you know wut i mean

[NMK]

doesnt feel like telling , if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

found out in taking time back thread if you know wut i mean

[NMK]

yeah i know, but thats like 2% of the whole thing, okay maybe 10, if you know what i mean

[Azure Wrath]

i like 100% of a thing, if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

were not talking about that if you know what i mean

[NMK]

i know what we mean, if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

i'm confussied now if you know wut i mean

[Azure Wrath]

I'll unconfuse you, if you know what i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

i hate you all if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

(fool of doom)
we all love you if you know wut i mean
(Azure wrath)
how if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

but i dont... if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

you don't love yourself well i'll love you if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

yay........................... if you know what i mean >.> <.<

[Anna Hatake]

you shall love yourself now or i must contnue my love for you if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

meh... im to lazy to dicide on anything at the moment, so back off!!!! :) if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

i don't love you like dat if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

i do know what you mean, you better not love me like that -.- if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

i'm confussed again if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

hi im bob joe fred jr. the 3rd, if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

lol that's old if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

whats old if you know what i mean?

[Anna Hatake]

that joke if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

no i dont know what you mean if you know what i mean.... ive never even heard that before o.O if you know what i mean again

[Anna Hatake]

my brain hurts if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

fdcjsabhabhabhabhabhabhabhbjsdfbvvg if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

your making it worse if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

buahaha i know what you mean if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

i have a dark secret that no one know but three people if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

i have 5 dark secrets, like the one where i kiled a guy... well 4 dark secrets now

[Anna Hatake]

i'm not telling you my dark secret if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

i knows if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

wut is it then if you know wut i mean

[DonEmu]

it resembles a smoke and a pancake if u know what i mean (i dont)

[Anna Hatake]

wut are you talking about if you know wut i mean

[Fool Of Doom]

hes talking about smokign pancakes if you know what i mean

[Anna Hatake]

no i don't know wut you mean (wut does dat mean)

[Fool Of Doom]

i dunno... if you know what i mean

[.ZabuZa.]

how about a bong and a whaffle, if you know what i mean...

[Fool Of Doom]

lol i know what you mean if you thought i knew you didnt know what i mean