Madame Aries Q&A Thread

[JoshAries]

I dunno if this is against the forum rules or not... but here goes anyways...

You got a question and want it answered? Great! Ive got the answers to whavever ails you! Reguardless of logic or any sort of sense it may make.

Lets keep it clean and in control. Try to keep one question at a time and I'll answer it when I read it in the morning and before I go to sleep.

... That is if the mod's dont lock the thread first. Anyways, fire away!

[regina777]

No, i wont lock it. it is a pretty good idea. This is not the first time i have seen such on a website. Just give sane answers.

Make sure you post your suggestions in the forum upgrade suggestions thread below :wink:
http://forum.narutochaos.com/viewtopic.php?t=13080

[Spawn28]

Umm, I got a question... (tehe, a stupid question...I see your a fan of one of the 3 Sannin)
Why do you always pervertedly peep at woman?

[Jey]

I can answer that for him, and then I can ask one of my own. He likes to peep at women because he is a perverted old man.

Question: Why do people always seem suprised when they see how long I've been here and how many post I have, it confuses me.

[V.VELDANEN]

Bah, a no brainer!

A surprised poster is a newbie.

Everyone else that doesn't give a damn knows that your either somebody who has way too much time on your hands or a spammer.

[JoshAries]

Umm, I got a question... (tehe, a stupid question...I see your a fan of one of the 3 Sannin)
Why do you always pervertedly peep at woman?

Answer:

Heh, I personally am a dirty old man at heart. Though Im only, in reality, 19 years old. Besides... who doesnt like the female form? ... Well... aside from homosexuals... but thats beside the point!

Jey's Answer:

Truth be told, you've been here, what, five days? And you already have 3/5ths of the posts that I do and Ive been here more than a year now. So people are generally taken aback by how many times you post in a day. I find it a bit weird myself. But I wont hold it against you. Post away.

V.VELDANEN's Answer:

Wrong. Ive actually been here longer than you my fine feathered friend. But you are right. I am a bit bored and have nothing better to do. But couldnt you say the same for taking time you could use to better yourself to bad mouth someone else? I'd say that we are like two peas in a pod, you and I.

[Jey]

I actually don't care I do have too much time on my hands and to be honest I just have alot to talk about, that's how babies are made. I also spam alot as well.

[Solace]

I have a question for you old wise one!

Why oh why is the sky blue?!! :D

[Lost Prophet]

errm, how are babies made?

[Nova]

If you had to choose 1 of these wishes which would you choose?

1) You'd have the perfect body, lusted after by every woman. Muscular, lean, attractive, and last but not least, "well endowed". Not only would this body stay this way forever, but you could not catch or transmit any diseases, or get women pregnant unless you told your semen to. You would ultimately live as long as you wished.

2) You could create and go to the dimensions of your favorite anime and/or manga. Where you would change form according to the anime (ninja, demon, saiyan, etc.). The effects of what you learn in these dimensions would carry over to the real one. The more you trained in one dimension, you'd be equally powerful in any of them. When you hopped dimensions, time in all others would stop, and you would not age, nor would the people you were there with, they would only grow when you would grow in your own dimension (so they would always progress with you). And again, you could live for a very long time. Also, if you wished, you could change form in any of the dimensions if you pleased, even showing your demon form in your own "real" dimension.

3) You could stop time and literally go into peoples dreams, or even make their dreams. If you wanted to "make love" with every girl you'd dreamed of, BAM!, they're all there, but time is stopped, they are dreaming this, and you aren't. You could have lots of fun.

[DonEmu]

Oh, i got a question, whats with the read streaks underneath jiraiya's eyes...blood? and is it from peaking?

[animeking]

If you had to choose 1 of these wishes which would you choose?

1) You'd have the perfect body, lusted after by every woman. Muscular, lean, attractive, and last but not least, "well endowed". Not only would this body stay this way forever, but you could not catch or transmit any diseases, or get women pregnant unless you told your semen to. You would ultimately live as long as you wished.

2) You could create and go to the dimensions of your favorite anime and/or manga. Where you would change form according to the anime (ninja, demon, saiyan, etc.). The effects of what you learn in these dimensions would carry over to the real one. The more you trained in one dimension, you'd be equally powerful in any of them. When you hopped dimensions, time in all others would stop, and you would not age, nor would the people you were there with, they would only grow when you would grow in your own dimension (so they would always progress with you). And again, you could live for a very long time. Also, if you wished, you could change form in any of the dimensions if you pleased, even showing your demon form in your own "real" dimension.

3) You could stop time and literally go into peoples dreams, or even make their dreams. If you wanted to "make love" with every girl you'd dreamed of, BAM!, they're all there, but time is stopped, they are dreaming this, and you aren't. You could have lots of fun.

my inner pervertedness says 1 all the way :p but my inner otaku says 2 all the way CURSE YOU lol well i know this isnt my thread but 1 would be kick@$$ LOL sorry if this is spam just had to say this lol

[JoshAries]

Solace: Huh... you know... I always thought the sky was blue because the atmosphere that surrounds our planet reflects the light that bounces off our world back down to us, and since the blue is the predominate color because of the oceans then that would likely be why he sky is blue. Though I could be wrong.

Lost Prophet: Huh, obviously your parents didnt explain the birds and the bees to you. Basically a man and a woman have sex and whether planned or by accident 9 months later they have a kid. Though... its not always true. Depends on whether or not the mans sperm can get to the egg fast enough before her body kicks their ass. Its true, though it my version of it.

T Nova: To be honest, i wouldnt choose any of them. They dont exactly embody what I find attractive in life. But if I had to choose i would choose the first one because the other two seem like would be in a constant state of non-reality. And I would love nothing better than to make love to a woman in real life by choice than in her dreams reguardless. But thats me.

DonEmu: I always considered it face paint. I dont see why it would be blood because Jiraiya doesnt seem to be the mournful sad type. He's too upbeat. Though I suppose if it was it would most likely be from Tsunade clocking him in the head too many times.

[V.VELDANEN]

V.VELDANEN's Answer:

Wrong. Ive actually been here longer than you my fine feathered friend. But you are right. I am a bit bored and have nothing better to do. But couldnt you say the same for taking time you could use to better yourself to bad mouth someone else? I'd say that we are like two peas in a pod, you and I.

Am a lil confused on that, I was answering to Jey, unless thats your way to speak in riddles....

Anyway, what are the chances that a parcel that weighs at least 10kgs be stolen by someone in the postal service at any point of time in transit between Malaysia and New Zealand?

[KageNaruto]

if you have 3 apples and you take 2 away, how amny do you have?

[JoshAries]

V. Veldanen: Oh, sorry, i guess I assumed you were talking to me. Anyways... I suppose it all depends on who's delivering.

KageNaruto: The answer is simple. One cannot take something away from himself. So I have 3 apples. ^.~ Nice try though.

[Azure Wrath]

what is the integral of cos(squared)x?

[KageNaruto]

V. Veldanen: Oh, sorry, i guess I assumed you were talking to me. Anyways... I suppose it all depends on who's delivering.

KageNaruto: The answer is simple. One cannot take something away from himself. So I have 3 apples. ^.~ Nice try though.

damn you! lol, but yeah that was an easy question if you think about it for 2 seconds.

lets see....

is the japanese wii region free? cause it was said the US one inst, but that might still change(i hope)

[CRtwenty]

Why haven't you fixed your &%$#ing window yet?

[JoshAries]

Azure Wrath: A damn calculus question? Isnt it obvious? The answer is Pie! Next question!

KageNaruto: ... Wait, what? Are you talking about the Wii internet service? Im certain thats free. Im not sure what you mean by 'Region'. If Im wrong please be more specific.

CRtwenty: Because you keep pestering me dammit!

[Azure Wrath]

pie.. yummy... actually, the answer is ... 0.5cosx + 0.25sin(2x) + a constant

[grim-diablo]

HAHA burned xD

what is up with people asking u stuff, i mean come on

[V.VELDANEN]

@Grim-diablo, if you do not wish to participate, get out of here.

@Josh - If you were me and have money to spend, would you buy a new PC in anticipation of Neverwinter Nights 2 and Supreme Commander.

OR

Get your very first electric guitar, in return for a hobby that is more socially fulfilling.

OR

Travel and explore around the country you live in but barely knows it.

[JoshAries]

Azure Wrath: Eh, I was always horrible at math anyways.

Grim Diablo: *shrug* Because I asked them to.

V.Veldanen: I personally would have pissed it away on worthless stuff. But if I were to choose one of those three options it would definately be a toss up between 1 and 3. I would love to play an instrument but computers is my love and to travel the world is my secret desire.

... Exactly where would you be able to go with that money?

[KageNaruto]

Azure Wrath: A damn calculus question? Isnt it obvious? The answer is Pie! Next question!

KageNaruto: ... Wait, what? Are you talking about the Wii internet service? Im certain thats free. Im not sure what you mean by 'Region'. If Im wrong please be more specific.

CRtwenty: Because you keep pestering me dammit!

region free. as if in the current game systems are not region free. you cant play jap games on a US gamcube. (well there are freeloaders though)

region coding/region free

[NarutoNineTails]

pu hahaha...that's all i gotta say about this thread. ;)

[Jonny_extreme]

How do you fight the purple turtle to save the world from alien anal probes?

[Anna Hatake]

has a question hmm... wut do you do when your bored cuz i can't think of nothin right now

[Jey]

I usually go outside and get high but your too good for that aren't you?

How would you get money if you don't have a job and won't be able to get one for a while and you have no friends anymore?

[JoshAries]

Johnny_Extreme: You cant, all you can do is urge the cows to clench their buttocks tight and hope its ends quickly.

Anna Hatake: I usually go out with friends and just make fools of ourselves. It usually works... granted if your friends enjoy making fools out of themselves.

Jey: Well... there are many ways... you could sell your stuff... offer to mow lawns for 5 or 10 bucks... clean house for no apparent reason and put yourself into a situation where it seems like you're in a finacial bind and your parents might bail you out because you cleaned up without asking.... uhm... thats all I can think of right now.

[Jey]

My parents are poor too and we don't have a lawn mower and all my stuff sucks except my computer and I need it to talk to you guys! Any other Ideas?

[JoshAries]

Jey: Yeah. You can go outside, make some real life friends, and after like a year you can start bumming money off of them. 'Tis what I did. Though I hate myself everytime I do. If you are in a hurry though I suggest that you either get a job or whore yourself out to several desperate women.

[V.VELDANEN]

Be more entrepreneurial I say! Start selling pirated copies of naruto, your stash of downloaded manga, porn or anything worthy at a net profit margin of 50%. It would be a slow start, but that should keep you going if you budget and manage your money.

Entrepreneurs always start small, as they always say.

[Azure Wrath]

sell your body on the street!

[Mousie]

heres a question josh.
WHo made your sig? :P

[NMK]

why dont i have pants on right now?

[JoshAries]

Mousie: You did! Of course! And Im very grateful for it! Think you could make me another one? Ive been looking to update my look...

NMK: Because its too hot in your room? Chafing? Masturbation? Too sexy for your clothing? Pants arent very fashionable? Realized that you were wearing your sisters tight fit jeans? Damn... there are just too many options to choose from....

[DonEmu]

Why doesnt the windows service pack 2 i downloaded work?

[Yuber]

Why doesnt the windows service pack 2 i downloaded work?

Slight derail, sorry Josh.

Maybe you have viruses and/or spyware on your computer and you need to remove all of that garbage for Windows to function properly. I had the same problem recently with updates and I downloaded a different virus scanner(AVG free) and ran Spybot Search and Destroy along with Ad-Aware, and it seemed to take care of my problems.

Also there's a free program called RegScrub XP that will probably delete the registry entries that spyware and viruses automatically create after you have gotten rid of the said spyware or viruses.

[Jey]

Or maybe your computer just sucks. Or maybe there isn't any space to fit the update, mine didn't have a problem when it came out.

[Azure Wrath]

i got service pack 2 with my copy of windows.

here's a question: Why was FFx-2 so crap?!?!

[JoshAries]

DonEmu: Refer to Yuber for that question, Im not very software savvy.

Yuber: No problem. *smirk*

Azure Wrath: Because its a damn teenie-bopper game that focuses on a bunch of girls who think they are the new 'Charles Angels'. ... Le sigh... that game made me want to cry for SquareEnix.

Its like a disease. Suggested treatment: Heavy Doses of Dirge of Cerebus. At least that game was half way decent.

[Anna Hatake]

wut do you do when the cops are on your tail cuz you listened to josh and jey

[Caqil-Feisar]

My parents are poor too and we don't have a lawn mower and all my stuff sucks except my computer and I need it to talk to you guys! Any other Ideas?

Hustle man! Lifes hard but you gotta live. I mean, i never had two two dollar bills to rub together before i turned 14 (my parents are pretty stingy with money. My dad can buy his sixth car but pocket money? No way!)

[Jey]

I never get any money from my family because my grandparents live out of town and so do my other ones and my dad needs money for the truck's gas, the only money I get is from this kid as school and thats only a dollar a day and I won't save it for some reason.

[Azure Wrath]

what talents do have that you can market. excepts manwhore?

[Anna Hatake]

Misterownage do wut i do when i'm out of money go babysitting or car warsh or go around painting stuff that people need painted

[Azure Wrath]

or be a seregate father. ha ha.
seriously, if you're good with computers, why not ask around, maybe someone needs theirs fixed, then you can charge 'em a bit, eh?

[Anna Hatake]

or go around stalking people be reall annoying and then you say i'll leave you alone for some much money if they say no then you might want to bug them a little more then go away

[Caqil-Feisar]

True story.

A man called Fernado Reymond who owns a hotel with two pools, a jacuzzi, resturaunt and beach goes to a twon in South America and begs for a month. Makes 2500 $ one time.

I used to just do favors for friends and neighbors and suddenly i got paidfor taking out recycling for a old lady (200 $ i had been doing for two months) and now i rarely do favors for free :P

Qualtiy of life is better than money. Never make customers out of your friends, but friends out of your customers.

[Azure Wrath]

don't beg. it lowers yourself

[sessysgurl]

why does Monday come b4 Tuesday?

[Azure Wrath]

more to the point, why does tuesday come before wednesday?

[V.VELDANEN]

Does Madame Aries find the question getting more and more challenging?

Is Aries part of your real name?

[JoshAries]

Azure Wrath: Well... I find myself able to problem solve real life situations relatively quickly, on top of that Im rather good with computers... so thusly one would consider computer repair services might be one venue to take. But I havent decided yet. I also enjoy writing. But I find myself too lazy or uninspired to ever write anything more than a short story.

Sessygirl: Why? Not like I know. All I remember is that the Romans ( or some other ancient empire ) named different days after various gods or something of that nature... and thusly after time went by it was adopted and reformatted ( if you will ) to the days we know today. *shrug* Thats my guess.

V.Veldanen: Not particularly. Granted everyone has been asking relatively easy questions. But I urge people to ask my serious questions from now on, I enjoy a good challenge for me to think on. And also, no, its not. But it might as well be since Ive been using this alias since I was 11. 8 Years. Thats quite a while isnt it?

[kjrav]

What is x?

x + -7=x + 5

[Azure Wrath]

is it + (-7) ?
X is undefined
its the same as X = X - 2, undefined

[Jey]

How many times must I leave before I turn into Kazbomb?

[Azure Wrath]

please don't. please

[JoshAries]

Kjrav: Yeah, as Azure Wrath said, its undefined. I did take Algebra class. Hehe.

MisterOwnage: Dunno. What ever floats your boat.

[Azure Wrath]

woo hoo!

Next question.
Why does an engineer (me) need to take philosophy (wtf)?

[DonEmu]

Why doesnt the windows service pack 2 i downloaded work?



Also there's a free program called RegScrub XP that will probably delete the registry entries that spyware and viruses automatically create after you have gotten rid of the said spyware or viruses.

where can i gt regscrub xp, i got a good antivirus which has taken care of my virus problems...now i need a good free reg cleaner..

[kjrav]

Can you teach me proofs(Geometry)?

[imported_partlink1]

can you teach me java i'm having trouble understanding it(well strings)

[JoshAries]

Azure Wrath: I havent the foggiest. But Philosophy is a good course. I can really expand your thinking in some areas if you really pay attention... and have a good teacher as well.

DonEmu: Havent the foggiest, Im mostly computer hardware, not software sorry to say.

Kjrav: Nope. I never payed any attention in Geometry class. Ive been out of school for almost two years and havent done a math problem much more difficult than long division.

Partlink1: Sorry to say that I only know basic HTML. Much more than that is beyond my reach. Try some HowTo guides. You can find them easy enough through the Google search engines.

[Caqil-Feisar]

Whats your favorite MMORPG and which shud i download, Jet li's fear less or tokyo drift.

Safe, Caqil

[Azure Wrath]

kjrav, what proofs?

[JoshAries]

Whats your favorite MMORPG and which shud i download, Jet li's fear less or tokyo drift.

Safe, Caqil

At the moment its World of Warcraft. And to answer your next question, neither, because its illegal.

[Masah]

Why do I have a virus? and why is my throat so bloody?

[uchiha_melody]

i have alot of questions mostly about people and actions and words....but i just wanna say....

this thread is wicked i read it all...and your so smart *is jealous* i mean you answered all there questions which is like...so wicked o___O i envy you...

^^ you rule plus the name of the thread made me giggle <3

[Chidongan]

why do homosexuals like people of the same sex?

why do men like to watch woman bathe each other, whilst making sweet, sweet love?

for what purpose was man (women included) put here in this world? what are we to accomplish?

why do the size of a mans penis matter?

how is black considered a color, when in actuality it is an absence of color?

how do cameras work?

how is it that one can understand one's feelings from a painting they painted, but they cannot sense ones feelings when they are about to kill someone?

what is the internet?

how vast is our universe?

do aliens exist?

what do clouds taste like?

can man fly?

will mankind ever evolve?

how come a donkey or horse can give birth to a mule, but a mule cant give birth to a donkey or horse?

why is it un-ethical to eat man, when we ourselves are mammals whom we love so much to eat?

how did man learn to speak, come up with a language?

how come 2+2=4, and 2x2=4, but 3+3=6, and 3x3=9?

why is it that 'overlook' and 'oversee' meanings differ from one another; they mean the opposite?

why is fire hot?

how is it possible to get a freezer burn?

why is it that man is so dependant on technology, yet we are considered the superior species?

how did man learn to make babies?

where did the theory of 'heaven' and 'hell' come from?

why is it that in school we are told to be more imaginative, yet we are tested in math, english, and science, and not on our imagination?

why is logic logical?

how come trees which are an inanimate object can grow, but rocks which are also inanimate objects cannot?

why are celeberties so important?

why is it that america is the 'land of the free' yet we need a government to tell us how to run things?

thats it for now, i'll think up more later.
this outta keep you busy for a while. ^^

[King Vamp]

I have a Q
Why do all horror moves no have no plot and all blood?

[Azure Wrath]

jeeprs, quite alot of questions...
why did the matrix sequels suck

[Chidongan]

jeeprs, quite alot of questions...
why did the matrix sequels suck

half of those questions are serious. i really wanna know.

btw i liked the action in the matrix reloaded, story was w/e. ^^

[Azure Wrath]

yeah, action was awesome, but ... story? what story?

[JoshAries]

Chidogan: Really looking to test me arent you? Well, hear goes.

1) Thats not a question I dont think even many homosexuals can give a correct answer that every homosexual can approve on. Its just a manner of being that has exsisted as long as humanity has. And will never go away, not like it should. People should live the way they like and Im never one to disagree with the way people live.

2) Men like to watch women bathe and have sex with eachother because... well... its just sexier to watch two women have sex than a woman and a man. Its just a real turn on for many many men. Likely because its something their loved one would never consent to without years of asking. Heh.

3) Heh, you ask the impossible friend. If I had that question then I would indeed be all-knowing. To be honest, I think there is no answer to that question, and if there was, I'd have to say it would be so incredibly complicated or simple... or both even... that no one could comprehend it. Or at least accept it. Thats my opinion on that matter.

4) Not at all, the size of a mans penis is doesnt matter. Its the technique and constitution that matters most. Size is a distant third. But of course, I cant say that size doesnt help. *smirk*

5) One could also say that black is all of the colors mixed together. If I remember back to kindergarden I did that alot... but yes... Im sure that one could see it in that way too.

6) Cameras work by using a type of film that is filled with a light absorbing ink, so when an impression of light bombards the film it gets absorbed into the ink. Thusly you get your pictures. Granted I dont know 100% if this is correct, but this has always been my assumption.

7) Im not sure if I understand your question completely... one understands the feeling of a painters' painting because a person envelopes him/herself in the portrait and decides on how they would feel if they were in that world that the painter created. As far as sensing the intentions of a potiential murderer... thats just body language. Say if you were wanting to attack and kill me, I would know my your stature, your facial expressions... and to be honest the sound of your voice, if you were speaking to me that is. Tensing of the muscles and coldness of the voice, tightness of the face. All can be signs of high stress as well, but it still is a valid point.

8) The internet is a collection of information provided by people from all over the globe that can be transmitted almost instantly at the users' whim.

9) Beyond imagination, that much is certain. Its something that we likely wont begin to physically explore till our children's children are gone. Something I doubt that can ever be fully explored. Heh, but one can imagine I guess.

10) I personally believe they do. To quote a movie I saw, "If there wasnt then it would be an awful waste of space." I'd have to agree with that statement. If humanity were all that exsisted in the universe... then if you think about it... that would be a lonely and pointless exsistance in the grand sceme of things.

11) Dirty water probably. Its just condensing water vapor... but with all the air pollution probably tastes like licking a lake...

12) Physically? No. With machines like planes? Yes.

13) I think mankind is constantly evolving. Growing with technology, learning new ways of dealing with the world around us. That is basically what evolution means. Though if you mean physically like ape to man, then I think that we will. But it will be small and subtle changes Im sure.

14) Mules cant sire children at all. They're infurtle for some reason. I remember watching a documentary on it... but I cant remember exactly why they cant.

15) Well... you dont see a cow eating another cow. Bad example I know. I suppose I should say that when humans became sentient and became a society with morals, killing another human being became pointless and inefficient. Besides... if we started eating eachother where would that get us?

16) With the need for communication came the use of vocal cords and hand gestures. Eventually one can theorize that as need for more complicated communication, humanity adapted and created new ways of expressing ones self to others.

17) Because 3 goes into 9 three times. Just as 2 goes into 4 twice. Mathamatics. Gotta hate it.

18) Overlooking means that you missed something you may have been looking for. While overseeing means that you are watching over something or someone. They sound similar but are associated with completely different meanings.

19) Uh, because fire heats the air around it. Consuming the air at the same time. Hot is just a way of describing the temperature.

20) Thats a term that references meats that are left in freezing temperatures for too long. The frost damages the flesh and makes it both difficult to cook and not very tasty.

21) Why is a lion dependant on its claws, teeth, and size? For survival. Not saying one could survive without technology, but with it, it makes our lives easier to survive this world. Thats the most logical answer I think.

22) Instinct mostlikely. But one cannot answer that question easily... the need came, so life evolved to suit it... I doubt anyone can truly answer that question.

23) Heh, it wasnt a theory back then. People believed it, and many still do. Heaven came first, the place where the dead go to live their afterlives in peace and harmony. Hell came later, I believe with Catholism, a way of scaring their worshipers into believing. Im not a 100% sure with it coming with Catholism, but I know it was there with them.

24) Imagination is a frame of mind. Using it you can inspire yourself to solve problems that one may not do normally. You cant really teach yourself to cause inspiration, it just occurs.

25) Thats not really a question, is it? Logic isnt logical, its a term that is used to describe the best course of action in any situation.

26) A tree is not an inanimate object. It grows because it is living. Inanimate objects are things that were NEVER alive in the first place. But, if you want to get technical rocks do change in size. A small tiny pebble used to be part of the earth's crust. Maybe used to float around in the earths mantle at one point. Though the Gaia Theory where scientists theorize that the earth is actually alive is a completely different discussion.

27) I personally think celebrities only use is to entertain the masses. Its a really good way to keep people content and let their imaginations go wild. But other than that, they are rather pointless.

28) Because without it we would become an anarchy. Death, destruction, mayhem. Humanity needs guidelines and boundries to follow. Though I have to say that the US government is rather corrupt and there are many things that need to be fixed and revised in the constitution, but thats something that will mostlikely wont happen any time soon.
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Guh... I had to do this twice because my cat hit F5 and refreshed my screen... Gah!

[kjrav]

Black reflects all light therefore when you see black you see all colors.white or clear(I forget which) is the abscense of all colors.

[JoshAries]

Masah: You might want to see a doctor about that Masah.

Uchiha Melody: Thanks for your kindness. I'd be more than happy to answer any of your questions.

King Vamp: Because thats the point. Who needs plot when you can just kill the guy next to you for no apparent reason?
Scary to think that mindless murder can occur. Though I think thats generalized as insanity.

Azure Wrath: They had alot of casting and scripting errors. Actors quit because they felt they were getting jipped... some died... scenes had to get edited because of these... so things just seemed to get jumbled and tossed together.

[kjrav]

I disagree w/t som of your answers to chidogan but, meh.

Why did you start this thread?

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

To Kjrav
Black absorbs all light its white that is the presence of all colours. To go more indepth on the subject of colour, colour is a result of the wavelength of energy, thus when photons (massless particles that move in waves and make up light) are moving at different wavelengths we see them in different colours. When light is emitted from the sun many different wavelengths are mixed together, but when those photons contact objects certain wavelengths are absorbed, thus the colour you see is the wavelength of light that wasn't absorbed by the object.

Also, cannibalism causes you to go insane, but i can't remember why. Like mad cow disease which resulted from using ground up cow and sheep as fertilizer.
Um so a question... Is a child's life more valuable than an adults because of its potential?

[animeking]

To Kjrav
Black absorbs all light its white that is the presence of all colours. To go more indepth on the subject of colour, colour is a result of the wavelength of energy, thus when photons (massless particles that move in waves and make up light) are moving at different wavelengths we see them in different colours. When light is emitted from the sun many different wavelengths are mixed together, but when those photons contact objects certain wavelengths are absorbed, thus the colour you see is the wavelength of light that wasn't absorbed by the object.

Also, cannibalism causes you to go insane, but i can't remember why. Like mad cow disease which resulted from using ground up cow and sheep as fertilizer.
Um so a question... Is a child's life more valuable than an adults because of its potential?


doesnt it also at some point completely paralyze your whole body ??? sorry just trying to remember lol (of course i mean at some point not instantly)

[Chidongan]

Chidogan: Really looking to test me arent you? Well, hear goes.

1) Thats not a question I dont think even many homosexuals can give a correct answer that every homosexual can approve on. Its just a manner of being that has exsisted as long as humanity has. And will never go away, not like it should. People should live the way they like and Im never one to disagree with the way people live.

2) Men like to watch women bathe and have sex with eachother because... well... its just sexier to watch two women have sex than a woman and a man. Its just a real turn on for many many men. Likely because its something their loved one would never consent to without years of asking. Heh.

3) Heh, you ask the impossible friend. If I had that question then I would indeed be all-knowing. To be honest, I think there is no answer to that question, and if there was, I'd have to say it would be so incredibly complicated or simple... or both even... that no one could comprehend it. Or at least accept it. Thats my opinion on that matter.

4) Not at all, the size of a mans penis is doesnt matter. Its the technique and constitution that matters most. Size is a distant third. But of course, I cant say that size doesnt help. *smirk*

5) One could also say that black is all of the colors mixed together. If I remember back to kindergarden I did that alot... but yes... Im sure that one could see it in that way too.

6) Cameras work by using a type of film that is filled with a light absorbing ink, so when an impression of light bombards the film it gets absorbed into the ink. Thusly you get your pictures. Granted I dont know 100% if this is correct, but this has always been my assumption.

7) Im not sure if I understand your question completely... one understands the feeling of a painters' painting because a person envelopes him/herself in the portrait and decides on how they would feel if they were in that world that the painter created. As far as sensing the intentions of a potiential murderer... thats just body language. Say if you were wanting to attack and kill me, I would know my your stature, your facial expressions... and to be honest the sound of your voice, if you were speaking to me that is. Tensing of the muscles and coldness of the voice, tightness of the face. All can be signs of high stress as well, but it still is a valid point.

8) The internet is a collection of information provided by people from all over the globe that can be transmitted almost instantly at the users' whim.

9) Beyond imagination, that much is certain. Its something that we likely wont begin to physically explore till our children's children are gone. Something I doubt that can ever be fully explored. Heh, but one can imagine I guess.

10) I personally believe they do. To quote a movie I saw, "If there wasnt then it would be an awful waste of space." I'd have to agree with that statement. If humanity were all that exsisted in the universe... then if you think about it... that would be a lonely and pointless exsistance in the grand sceme of things.

11) Dirty water probably. Its just condensing water vapor... but with all the air pollution probably tastes like licking a lake...

12) Physically? No. With machines like planes? Yes.

13) I think mankind is constantly evolving. Growing with technology, learning new ways of dealing with the world around us. That is basically what evolution means. Though if you mean physically like ape to man, then I think that we will. But it will be small and subtle changes Im sure.

14) Mules cant sire children at all. They're infurtle for some reason. I remember watching a documentary on it... but I cant remember exactly why they cant.

15) Well... you dont see a cow eating another cow. Bad example I know. I suppose I should say that when humans became sentient and became a society with morals, killing another human being became pointless and inefficient. Besides... if we started eating eachother where would that get us?

16) With the need for communication came the use of vocal cords and hand gestures. Eventually one can theorize that as need for more complicated communication, humanity adapted and created new ways of expressing ones self to others.

17) Because 3 goes into 9 three times. Just as 2 goes into 4 twice. Mathamatics. Gotta hate it.

18) Overlooking means that you missed something you may have been looking for. While overseeing means that you are watching over something or someone. They sound similar but are associated with completely different meanings.

19) Uh, because fire heats the air around it. Consuming the air at the same time. Hot is just a way of describing the temperature.

20) Thats a term that references meats that are left in freezing temperatures for too long. The frost damages the flesh and makes it both difficult to cook and not very tasty.

21) Why is a lion dependant on its claws, teeth, and size? For survival. Not saying one could survive without technology, but with it, it makes our lives easier to survive this world. Thats the most logical answer I think.

22) Instinct mostlikely. But one cannot answer that question easily... the need came, so life evolved to suit it... I doubt anyone can truly answer that question.

23) Heh, it wasnt a theory back then. People believed it, and many still do. Heaven came first, the place where the dead go to live their afterlives in peace and harmony. Hell came later, I believe with Catholism, a way of scaring their worshipers into believing. Im not a 100% sure with it coming with Catholism, but I know it was there with them.

24) Imagination is a frame of mind. Using it you can inspire yourself to solve problems that one may not do normally. You cant really teach yourself to cause inspiration, it just occurs.

25) Thats not really a question, is it? Logic isnt logical, its a term that is used to describe the best course of action in any situation.

26) A tree is not an inanimate object. It grows because it is living. Inanimate objects are things that were NEVER alive in the first place. But, if you want to get technical rocks do change in size. A small tiny pebble used to be part of the earth's crust. Maybe used to float around in the earths mantle at one point. Though the Gaia Theory where scientists theorize that the earth is actually alive is a completely different discussion.

27) I personally think celebrities only use is to entertain the masses. Its a really good way to keep people content and let their imaginations go wild. But other than that, they are rather pointless.

28) Because without it we would become an anarchy. Death, destruction, mayhem. Humanity needs guidelines and boundries to follow. Though I have to say that the US government is rather corrupt and there are many things that need to be fixed and revised in the constitution, but thats something that will mostlikely wont happen any time soon.
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Guh... I had to do this twice because my cat hit F5 and refreshed my screen... Gah!

great job, i love you know. i'll give you some more later. ^^

[JoshAries]

Kjrav: Really, I started this thread to give me something to before and after work. Plus I really needed something to think about. Im really enjoying doing this and Im glad everyone is participating ^.^'

I Feel TiredSleepy: A child's life is more important than an adults because no matter who's child it is, it is the future. Its the adults job to raise the child to become better than he or she and to make the world better than what they came into. It makes sense to me, but sadly its not always the case.

Chidogan: Its great to be loved.

[kjrav]

1)Can you mail me some money?

2)Who is you favorite Sannin(it seems like it's Jiraiya but I want to be sure) and why?

3)Do you think Pugatory exists and why?

4)Do you believe in God?If so is God is all good all bad or both?

5)Who is faster, The Flash, Sonic The Hedgehog, or Shadow?

6)Who is faster The Flash, Super Sonic or Hyper Shadow?

7)What is the most Evil thing or action you know?

That it for now!

[DonEmu]

1. Who would win in all out kombat Mario or Luigi?

2.Why doesnt mario talk in the rpgs?

3.Is luigi really mario's brother?

4.Does bowser really like mario?

5.Is princess peach really in love with luigi?

6.Why doesnt link get "SOME" from Zelda?

7.In what order is the story in the zelda games?

8.Will James Bond ever die of an STD?

[JoshAries]

Kjrav: Heh... at least its not as long as Chidogans.

1) Hell. No.

2) Jiraiya is my favorite Sannin for many reasons. Mostly for his pervertedness and how open he is about it. His general demenor of being a dirty old man is just something I love. Something I may aspire to be one day :P

3) I dont. Just because I have no religion. But if I die and there turns out to be a heaven and a hell, then one must automatically assume that there is a purgatory floating in the space between. But as of now, no I do not believe in it and as long as I live I dont think I ever will.

4) Its not that I dont believe there isnt a God, its just I feel that there isnt any concrete proof. Though I suppose if I had to give a real statement on if there was would he be all good or bad or both? I'd have to say that God is all things.

5) Well... they're all cartoons... but I would have to say The Flash. Just because ever since I saw an episode where he raced Superman I kept thinking... damn... no ones faster...

6) The Flash again.

7) Torture of both the mental and physical realms. Its one thing to kill someone... its a whole 'nother story to torture them to the point of insanity. To destroy ones mind and body is worse than death. I doubt anyone can deny that with a standing arguement.

DonEmu:

1. Luigi. Just because Mario is a spotlight hog. Go underdog!

2. He does... he just sits there, jumps into a sewer pipe and says "Here we go!"

3. Havent any idea... in the live action movie they said that Mario adopted him as his little brother... dunno how that works though.

4. No... because Mario is a plumber... and apparently plumbers are evil.

5. In the movie? Yeah.

6. Because he's either too young to get it up... or being sent back in time to when he cant get it up. Or all the women get turned into sages and are sent to a different realm.

7. Personally I think it starts with Ocarina, Majora's Mask, then I think that Twilight Princess will be the next one... after that I havent a clue about the earlier ones. If they connect at all.

8. One can only hope... before he defiles more women with his 'British Charm'.

[Chidongan]

5)Who is faster, The Flash, Sonic The Hedgehog, or Shadow?

6)Who is faster The Flash, Super Sonic or Hyper Shadow?


the Flash both times, if you've seen the episode of justice league where braniac is inside of luthor and he creates the fake justice league, after they all killed they're copies luthor/brainiac owned them, and luthor/brainiac held a gun to flash's face, and flash supposidly got scared and ran off, but then he was just running in the opposite direction around the world, and came back and rammed into him repeating the process, getting faster with each passing second. after a few hits he was barely visable and he nearly killed lex in the process.

that ep was awesome, you gotta watch it. ^^

[Masah]

Why is the best rapper white? Why is the best golfer black? How come the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese? Why does the Swiss hold the America's Cup? Why is France accusing US of arrogance? Why doesn't Germany want to go to war? Why is the three most powerful men in America named Bush, Dick and Colon?

[Chidongan]

Why is the best rapper white? Why is the best golfer black? How come the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese? Why does the Swiss hold the America's Cup? Why is France accusing US of arrogance? Why doesn't Germany want to go to war? Why is the three most powerful men in America named Bush, Dick and Colon?didnt a comedien ask those questions? i forgot who though.

ANSWEr: thats just to show that you shouldnt stereotype people. ^^

[estranged]

why did the chicken cross the road?

[V.VELDANEN]

You have a cat? Are you a dog or cat person?

Which of the two animals provide more love to people around the world?

[JoshAries]

Estranged: To get to the other side, next question!

V.Veldanen: I have a cat. A tabby named Munin ( means Memory, something I normally lack ). I like both animals, but I definately prefer cats by far. But its mostly that I had many dogs over the past few years and they went and died because of some kind of disease that I just got tired of having dogs.

[Chidongan]

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

[DonEmu]

1.Why did the turtle cross the road?

2.Why did the man cross the road?

3.Why is it always a road?

4.Who invented porn?

5.Is the force real?

6.Is yoda gay?

7.Are jedi really virgins?

[Azure Wrath]

jokes wouldn't be the same if the chicken crossed the bridge

[JoshAries]

Chidogan: Jeez... do you ever get tired :p

1. Well... he either owns the snowploy and keeps it at home, or he takes his own car to the location of the snowplow.

2. In case of emergencies.

3. Because the material would make the plane too heavy to leave the ground. Besides, metal gets rather plyable at those speeds anyways, so it would be torn to shreds on impacted at any rate. But probably less so.

4. Fights for the 'just' cause of his or her government. Though if you think about it, Im sure thats what the terrorists might call themselves... freedom fighters... or probably crusaders.

5. Not by squeezing babies. Baby oil is actually a sort of mineral oil that has been fragranced so it smells good when used.

6. No... and I dont think a cow can even laugh. It can moo... but thats about it.

7. Uhm... if you are travelling at the speed of light in your car and you turn your headlights on, nothing will happen theoretically... the light from the headlights will be travelling at the exact same speed as you are. So there isnt any way it would be seen ahead of you.

8. So that blind people can get money. Blind people dont drive, but people do drive the blind.

9. Thats a misconception... cargo is... well cargo. Its items packed away for a long trip. A shipment is just referring to the cargo that is being shipped. If that makes any sense.

10. Because its an animal. Not actual worked cotton.

11. Uhm... just for ironic purposes? "GERONIMO!"

12. Because they are physically seperate? The actual apartments arent linked together in terms of rooms and doorways... except when you consider the hallway... but still.

13. Not to be rude, but I dont see the analagy there... but no, Congress isnt the opposite of progress... its just a flawed system that needs to take a breather to oil the kinks.

--- Its late and Im tired, I'll answer the rest in the morning.

[animeking]

josharies am i gonna ask you a stupid question?

[JoshAries]

Animeking: There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people who ask questions. :P Are you one of those?

---- Im going to be gone on a trip out of town this weekend so you might not hear from me until Sunday. Until then feel free to pile up the questions and give me something to do that night! See you all then.

[Azure Wrath]

can i ask you a question? I know the answer to this one...

[JoshAries]

Azure Wrath: Yes. Yes you can.

--- Sorry to ask, but Im a bit annoyed at the long list of like 20 + questions in one post. Please just limit it to a few questions at a time. Its less stressful on my part by not having to stay up for an hour or two by answering it... only to have my cat jump on the refresh button >.< Plus, it'll keep the thread lasting longer.

[Chidongan]

Azure Wrath: Yes. Yes you can.

--- Sorry to ask, but Im a bit annoyed at the long list of like 20 + questions in one post. Please just limit it to a few questions at a time. Its less stressful on my part by not having to stay up for an hour or two by answering it... only to have my cat jump on the refresh button >.< Plus, it'll keep the thread lasting longer.

i'll be sure to keep that in mind, next time. ^^

[JoshAries]

DonEmu: You've gots lots of strange questions young padawan.

1, 2: To get to the other side.

3: Because you really cant cross a train or something like that now can you?

4: God did.

5: No.

6: No.

7: I have no idea. You might want to ask them yourself, because if I recall, Im a sith lord.

[DonEmu]

why is god always depicted as a man and jesus always depicted as white...

[JoshAries]

DonEmu: How else are we supposed to depict God? Its not like we know what God looks like... and Jesus is only white because the majority of people that worshipped him back when they had the opportunity to depict him were mostlikely white... besides, best guess is that Jesus was a middle eastern looking man... but who knows... I wasnt there. Plus I really dont give a rats ass what his nationality was. He's the son of God for crying out loud.

Not that Im religious or anything.

[estranged]

who was the 11th president of the US?

[JoshAries]

Estranged: James K. Polk. Served 1845 - 1849. Well known for winning a war against Mexico that added many territories to the USA.

[V.VELDANEN]

In your opinion which is sexier, a lead, bass guitarist or the drummer?

[NMK]

if its a girl band the drummer is sexiest
"boy" band, drummer is cooler

[JoshAries]

V.Veldanen: None, I dont find musicians attractive. ... Well... its probably because the bands I listen to are all male... *shrug*

NMK: Come now... Im supposed to be answering the questions, you should be asking them :P

[estranged]

r u male or female?

[JoshAries]

Estranged: ... Obviously I am male. Why? Do I really seem effeminate? I mean... I only get a manacure because my finger nails are just atrocious! Gah huhuh uhuhhu!!! *runs off crying*

[V.VELDANEN]

Are you really that perverted? Or is it just your online forum persona?

[AK47]

This is for my english assignment but what is good writing?

[estranged]

Estranged: ... Obviously I am male. Why? Do I really seem effeminate? I mean... I only get a manacure because my finger nails are just atrocious! Gah huhuh uhuhhu!!! *runs off crying* well it says "MADAME aries whatever" in the topic :shock:....manacures lol xD

[ScareCrow]

btw, josh was just kidding with that post...if you did not get his joke.

Do you like rainbows or teddy bears more?

[NMK]

Oh sorry Josh didn't notice that it was like that, I thought it was like Somebody asks something and the next person who sees it answers, sorry ;D

[Chidongan]

will i ever get laid?

[JoshAries]

ScareCrow: Teddy Bears. They're very cuddly.

Chidogan: Uh, sure why not. Just take your time and be yourself. Im sure you'll find someone eventually. Try to be fearless, though not to the point where you make an ass out of yourself or others.

[DonEmu]

when a data packet is sent within a subnet and the destination address is not found, the data would move towards other subnets...if the subnets of the network are linked using a "brouter". What would happen? Cause if it were a bridge the data would move to the other subnet to search for the destination but if it were a router, it would not broadcast the data cause a router is designed to keep broadcasts wthin a subnet...So what would a brouter do? And Why?

[Azure Wrath]

will i ever get laid?

My place, 11:00pm, i've got handcuffs, you bring the riding crop?

[Chidongan]

My place, 11:00pm, i've got handcuffs, you bring the riding crop?

im down. http://forum.narutochaos.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

[JoshAries]

DonEmu: I seriously have no idea.

... Wow. I guess you guys are meant for eachother.

[animeking]

hey josharies question? do you know when i am gonna ask a question?

[JoshAries]

AnimeKing: Yes. Yes I do. The answer is approximately 2 minutes ago.

[animeking]

AnimeKing: Yes. Yes I do. The answer is approximately 2 minutes ago.

wow you must be smart >.> question are you god?

[JoshAries]

AnimeKing: Yes I am. Though dont tell anyone because its a secret.

[DonEmu]

DonEmu: I seriously have no idea.

... Wow. I guess you guys are meant for eachother.

Yes, i stumped the know it all :D, but no, i dont have an answer for my instructor :(

[JoshAries]

DonEmu: Try Wiki, or how to guides... like I said before, Im not that computer savvy. I like... know how to download and upload... thats about it. Oh, and I know where the any key is too.

[V.VELDANEN]

Is it okay to humorously, subtle-ly and intently make your friend (who has let you down in one or more occation) feel inferior in front of her new girlfriend? (you know her as a close friend as well) In return for male, egostical pleasure.

[JoshAries]

V.Veldanen: No, not really. Doing that makes you no better than he is for letting you down, and it doesnt really shine you in good light either for making someone else feel inferior. So unless its taken as a joke by all parties involved its not a good thing to do if you want to keep said person as a friend.

Just to let you know, I have a bit of an inferiority complex so I despise it when people make a fool out of me in such a way as to make me feel inferior to them, especially when they do it on purpose.

[Anna Hatake]

wut do you do know dat your ungrounded

[Azure Wrath]

Try to not get grounded again!
glad that you're ungrouded, welcome back to the real world

[Anna Hatake]

Try to not get grounded again!
glad that you're ungrouded, welcome back to the real world

real world is awesome

wut do you do if you get grounded again (i'm not just asking)

[Azure Wrath]

sulk and wait till you're ungrounded again, only to get grounded AGAIN! :)

[Anna Hatake]

my life sux's i'll be grounded in 54321 oh crap i'm not

wut do you do when your felling stupid and out of place

[DonEmu]

I get drunk and hang out with friends , but for someone who doesnt want to get grounded thats a bad thing....find something fun to do that wont get u in trouble....

[Anna Hatake]

hmm i don't know need some more advice

[NMK]

You said you know where the Any key was but im not sure if you do ;)
okay im really bored and cant think of a question so ill just go with that

Q: Where is the Any key?

[JoshAries]

Anna Hatake: Ah... being grounded... one thing I know alot about. I was once grounded from the computer and video game systems for 9 months. 9 freakin' months. Granted I wont tell you why, but I did do a few things to get me special privledges. Like, cleaning the house for no reason. Offering to make dinner. Not beating the crap out of your siblings for rummaging through your personal belongings. Mowing the lawn.

All these things will get you ungrounded faster, or at least your parents will lessen the punishment.

As for what to do when you're ungrounded, obviously one must try and not get grounded again. Just go out and have a good time with friends. So long as you arent doing anything illegal or just immoral, you should be fine.

NMK: The any key is any and every button on the keyboard. Though I wouldnt hit the Esc key... that might close the program.

[Anna Hatake]

okay hmmm wut i did my mom might ground me again but here's a question how do you stay outta trouble

[JoshAries]

Anna Hatake: Well... figure out what offends your mom and try not to do that stuff... at the very least dont get caught doing whatever it is.

[Anna Hatake]

okay wut if your mom is strict and if you forget a chore she beats you (my mom's mean)

[NMK]

OMG Josh you're so smart, you knew where the Any key was x), anyways ..

Q: If there is 4 gangstas on the street, one ordinary "human" join them, the gangstas are nice to him wich is strange, the gangstas are wanted for many criminal things, the police comes so the gangstas run away! how many people is left?

ROFL WORST QUESTION EVER, was bored.

[JoshAries]

Anna Hatake: Then call child services. Then they'll beat your mom for child abuse. If not, then dont forget your chores... make a chart and put it in your room so you dont forget.

NMK: They all run away. Basic instinct. If you're in a group that automatically feels fear and runs away, you'll run away too. Thats generally how riots occur, through mass fear and panic.

[Azure Wrath]

ok, whats the function of the scroll lock key?

[Anna Hatake]

wut do you do know dat your so happy because my mom left me at my mom's house and is never coming to get me again......wut should i do to celebrate

[Chidongan]

drink.

Q: am i cool?

[Anna Hatake]

drink are 15-16 year olds alowed to do dat?????

A:it depends on wut you mean by kool

[Named]

Depends on your country. In many European countries the drinking age for light alcoholic beverages (low percentages) is 16 and 18 for the heavier drinks.

Q: Should I put some clothes on?

[Anna Hatake]

okay i think the drinking age is 21 so i'll wait awhile

A yes put some clothes on

Q is named still thinking i'm his slave

[Named]

I do not think you are my slave, I merely demand unquestioned obedience =D Clearly there is a distinction between the two! :o lol...

Q: Should I kill my Caucasian afro today?

[NMK]

Anna Hatake: Then call child services. Then they'll beat your mom for child abuse. If not, then dont forget your chores... make a chart and put it in your room so you dont forget.

NMK: They all run away. Basic instinct. If you're in a group that automatically feels fear and runs away, you'll run away too. Thats generally how riots occur, through mass fear and panic.

actually no, the ordinary human stays there cause he's a sofisticated guy who has never commited a crime

[JoshAries]

NMK: Doubt it. 9/10 the normal person will run. Its normal to fear the authorities even if you've done nothing wrong. So at the very least he'll want to run. And if the police see him with the other gangsters, depending on their known criminal record, they would take him into custody for questioning.

Also... why the hell would a normal person be hanging out with gangsters anyways? If he's so damn sofisticated, then why is he stupid enough to associate himself with that sort?

Named: Hell no! Long live the caucasian afro! I had one myself before I had to have it trimmed down because my work started to complain.

[zoldic777]

NMK: Doubt it. 9/10 the normal person will run. Its normal to fear the authorities even if you've done nothing wrong. So at the very least he'll want to run. And if the police see him with the other gangsters, depending on their known criminal record, they would take him into custody for questioning.

Also... why the hell would a normal person be hanging out with gangsters anyways? If he's so damn sofisticated, then why is he stupid enough to associate himself with that sort?

Named: Hell no! Long live the caucasian afro! I had one myself before I had to have it trimmed down because my work started to complain.

its true, no ordinary/innocent guy will hang out with gangsters unless he is one....so he'll definetely run too (oh, sorry for my bad english x))

[NMK]

Josh you're partly right, but I mean what if that person only was passing the gangstas? And if he was "with" them without being a gangsta I doubt that he'll run if he hasn't done anything. (Okay it all depends on where you live)

[Anna Hatake]

doesn't unquestioned obedience been mean slavery

[JoshAries]

NMK: if the person was just walking by, then he has no reason to run. Mostlikely being unaware of what was going on. At the most he would probably stop in his place until everything had calmed down or was told to move along.

Anna Hatake: Unquestioned obiedience doesnt not nessarily mean slavery. It could mean that you trust one so throughly that you would put your very life on the line for that person.

[Azure Wrath]

hey, you haven't answered my question: whats the use of the scroll lock key?

[NMK]

Josh that's what I said, He won't run away! :)

[JoshAries]

Azure Wrathe: Oh, sorry, the scroll lock is there so you can manipulate certain programs with the arrow keys. Making them scroll up and down, or side to side.

[Anna Hatake]

i have a question why does named like penquins so much

[JoshAries]

Anna Hatake: Because Penguins are the ultimate creatures in the world.

[Anna Hatake]

why do penquins live in Antarctica

[DonEmu]

Why cant penguins fly?
And how do scientists know that only humans and dolphins have sex for fun?

[Anna Hatake]

okay long long ago there was a little penquin who talked to buddha he said he wasn't happy with the sky and wanted to swim in the ocean so budddha looked at the little penquin and said wut you scarafice everyone will sinch then penquins have sumn in oceans..........SCIENTISTS ARE PERVS THAT'S HOW THEY KNOW........

i have a question..why do armidilos crul up into a ball and why won't my gran let me poke it

[Named]

Why cant penguins fly?
And how do scientists know that only humans and dolphins have sex for fun?

A: 1)Penguins can't fly because they weigh far too much and have not wings equipped for flight; they've adapted for swimming purposes.
To push the question further is pointless; you could ask it of any animal. Why can't humans fly, for example.
It's just because we don't. We didn't develop that way.

2)It's not that they 'know', it's theoretically conjectured through the observation of their (and our) mating habits.

Q: Why doesn't Anna answer the questions properly? =D Spam is mine enemy.
Oh, i'm kidding. Though others can answer this question if they really want to.

[Anna Hatake]

Anna doesn't answer questions properly because that is how my mind works

Qwhy does my brain work so different than everyone else

[Named]

A: I'm sure the neurons in your brain communicate in essentially the same way as everyone else's =D
We're all relatively different.

Q: Why do so many of us enjoy answering questions, as opposed to asking them?

[Anna Hatake]

A:cuz were smarter than we look

Q:i want that armidilo question answered plz plz

[Azure Wrath]

Why cant penguins fly?
And how do scientists know that only humans and dolphins have sex for fun?

Dolphins aren't the only. trust me, i know... don't wanna talk about it tho' ... ;)

[JoshAries]

Anna Hatake: Because its their defensive instinct. Your 'gran' wont let you touch it because it might bite you. *shrug*

[Azure Wrath]

why can you work with the square root of -1 in maths?

[Anna Hatake]

i found out why they have a dissease.......

Q: how come i can't understand Azure Wrath's questions

[JoshAries]

Azure Wrath: Because its just a negative number... technically you cant have negatives, but I suppose you can be in debt... but you can still work with it.

Anna Hatake: ... I guess its just beyond your grasp?

[Anna Hatake]

Q: JoshAries how come your perverted

[JoshAries]

Anna Hatake: How many times do I have to answer this question? I just am. I like women, and I have no reservations on that.

[superkhanh0]

Q: why r u so perverted?

[NMK]

Q: why are you so perverted?

lol :D

[JoshAries]

-.-' I hate you guys.

[NMK]

You didn't answer my question!

[animeking]

whats a pervert? does pervert mean josharies? *stupidity detector is about to blow*

[NMK]

Can you answer my question?

Why are you such a pervert?

[Named]

Q: Why is everyone so jealous of JoshAries pervertedness =D

[Azure Wrath]

Azure Wrath: Because its just a negative number... technically you cant have negatives, but I suppose you can be in debt... but you can still work with it

But... you can't have negative numbers underneath a square root, but yet, you still use sqrt(-1) in complex numbers. How does it work? it's an undifined number, how can an electrical current be described by the use of an undefined number???????

and... whay you so perverted? :D

[JoshAries]

Named: Because apparently my uber-pervertedness is far too much for them to handle and wish to hail me as a God amungst Man. And if this is true I'd like them to send a charitable donation to the Josh Aries is God fund at this PayPal hyperlink....

Azure Wrath: You basically just treat them the same as positive numbers except that the end result is always a negative if I remember correctly...

oh, and to everyone, if you start asking the same questions it gets irritable. ^.^' Please for the sake of my sanity and your safety, dont do the same thing over and over.

Repeating thy self over and over will get you killed. By me. Fact.

[zoldic777]

Question: Why am i stupid xDDDDD

[V.VELDANEN]

This is getting irritable, show some maturity and have some respect for JoshAries' thread.

STOP SPAMMING

Question: Obviously we know everyone is perverted in some way, do you, in your honest opinion, condone Yuber's shikshee campaign?

[NMK]

Q: How long do you personally think that a human could survive without food and water?

[Azure Wrath]

Why did trogdor the burninator choose to burninate the countryside?

[V.VELDANEN]

Yo! Aries-chan, you're CRtwenty's mate right? Where is he?

[Azure Wrath]

i have a question!
will i own lost prophet in the deadhunt in SOS?!

[Anna Hatake]

depends on if u find ur brain in time

[.ZabuZa.]

lol^^ owned o_O r u gonna take that from her!?!

[Anna Hatake]

hi master and yes he's gonna take it from me :)

[NMK]

Ooooooh Azure brotha I wouldn't take that much shit from her ...

*CATFIGHT, CATFIGHT, CATFIGHT*

[Anna Hatake]

he won't care

[NMK]

Believe me he will, he'll cut you open ;)

[Anna Hatake]

he doesn't care bout wut i say to him......he's one of my buddys;)

[zoldic777]

SPAMBOTS!!!!!!

PS- Hi

[Anna Hatake]

hi......i have a question....why does fungus think i'm stupid???

[JoshAries]

Because you talk like a slack jawed yokle.

Please stop spamming in my thread. >.> In fact I think Im going to request that this be closed. Its served its purpose and apparently failed.

[DonEmu]

Q: Why dont u request to have it restarted instead?

Q:Is anime news network telling the truth about the end of fillers?

[NMK]

Q: When will the scientists be able to make humans live longer?
Q: When will the scientists be able to copy humans?

[Chidongan]

Q: How will you answer this question?

Q: Do you watch 'The Office'?

[Anna Hatake]

Q:are u a perv...j/k

Q:why is everyone asking u questions

[animeking]

Q.What does the word What mean?

Q. hey who is josharies and why is he so special?

W. why did i use a W instead of a Q?

Q. will i get a PS3 in the future?

[Anna Hatake]

Q.What does the word What mean?

Q. hey who is josharies and why is he so special?

W. why did i use a W instead of a Q?

Q. will i get a PS3 in the future?

A.what means ur mom
A.josh aries is the dude who's a perv and gets teased alot about it
B.the same reason i used B
A.nope because u will be too broke

[animeking]

A.what means ur mom
A.josh aries is the dude who's a perv and gets teased alot about it
B.the same reason i used B
A.nope because u will be too broke

i was hoping for josh aries to answer :'(


Q. why are you so cruel?

[DonEmu]

You guys have totally spammed his thread, i doubt he will be answering any more questions from now on.

[NMK]

A: Mens.

Hey Guys let Josh answer the damn questions or this thread is going to get locked or abadonden by Josh, which it propably already is.

[Nick]

Madame Aries, other than questions, do you take wish requests? Like in the movie 'Big'.

If so, I wish to be released from credit card debt!

But if you can't do that then I just wish for more tea.

[badash]

Here's my question...

"How come Regina777 wrote her post like that?"



No, i wont lock it. it is a pretty good idea. This is not the first time i have seen such on a website. Just give sane answers.

Make sure you post your suggestions in the forum upgrade suggestions thread below :wink:
http://forum.narutochaos.com/viewtopic.php?t=13080

And

"Why does everything in life come at such a great expense... is it that we hole these things in high regard because of their expense or is it just that nothing is easy if its worth something?"

[JoshAries]

Badash: Because I guess Regina thinks Im blind :p As for your second question, we all must work hard to accomplish anything in life. Its what makes them worth having. If it was just given to you, would you really give a damn about it? Perhaps you would, but if you sweat blood for it, I think you would hold it in higher reguard wouldnt you? No matter what it was?

And no, NMK, I havent abandoned it... yet. Allow me to say that I wont be answering anymore silly questions. So please lets be serious from now on.

[Solace]

how come children in the dark cause accidents and aciddents in the dark cause children? :(

[badash]

Who is... BATMAN?

[Flyin]

Comon, even I can answer that one, its Adam West.
Here's my question, why is the instinctive reaction to witnessing wrongdoing to walk away, ignoring the problem at hand, where you'd think instinctivly, people would put themselves at risk to help others. In other words, why are people self centered and selfish?

[badash]

Self preservation.... any form of trouble could disturb your success in life and make it harder for you therefor basic instinct kicks in and you walk away... not me though I go and crush some scull til I know its alright!!!

However Adam west has spent his entire life and fortune on helping the weak and taking care of those who need a Hero...

GO ADAM!!!!!

[JoshAries]

Solace: Because shit happens when the lights are out.

Badash: I have to agree that Adam West is the only true Batman.

Flyin: That would be our survival instinct. Not everyone is humanitarian enough to overcome this instinct to help others. Especially ones they dont even know. A subject I know much about. Or rather can put it in fear that controls their better judgement.

[kjrav]

If there is a God why is he so cruel and does he really give a damn about the human society?

[Flyin]

Can I answer this one?
If you're thinking of a Christian God, in the bible it says, "The whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one" meaning it's his adversary, the Devil, that is the cause of evil, as God doesn't wish any to suffer. If you're talking about other gods....well I have no authority on that subject, but I'm pretty sure most fall under the same reasoning. Or people just deserve it because they touch themselves at night.

[kjrav]

I personally feel that is a crap answer since God supposedly created the Devil and if god is all Knowing he Knowingly created the Root of all Evil the Devil himself making God the true root of all evil so my question stands.

[Flyin]

God created the Devil with free will, as he did all things, that's what says the Bible anyways. But this isn't my Q/A thread, sorry madame...I'll take my leave now!

[kjrav]

yeah, but he KNEW the devil was going to be evil so he KNOWINGLY created the root of all evil making himself the true root of all evil no how you look at it.

[JoshAries]

*sigh* I knew it would come to this at some point. In my personal view, if there is a God, she would be more of a force of nature. Besides... I wont allow myself to believe that there is something truely evil. Nor will I allow myself to believe in Satan because its something that was added into the bible at a later time from its original creation to scare believers into paying the church to save their souls or what bullshit. Just another way to control the population.

But if I had to agree with it I would have to bend my logic to say that God knew what was going to happen, but let it happen anyways since she is an all knowing being apparently. But as to why? I dont know. Im not God. When you die, feel free to ask.

Just to let you know, I hate religion, so making me talk about it annoys me, but I will continue to answer your questions about it if I must.

[DonEmu]

yeah, but he KNEW the devil was going to be evil so he KNOWINGLY created the root of all evil making himself the true root of all evil no how you look at it.

Yes God could be considered the root of all evil aswell as the root of all good, he made the "lucifer" knowing he would betray him and become the spawn of evil, just like he made adam and eve knowing they would eat from the tree of knowledge, the whole premise revolves around free will...He created a being, pure, and knows whether they will become currupt or not, needless to say the person still has the freewill to choose btn the two and chose evil...As is said in the bible, he is everything


Sorry Aries, helping u out on this one.

[kjrav]

IF you blend ice does it become snow?

[Nick]

sometime a daqueri

[JoshAries]

Erm, no if you blend ice you usually get chopped ice.

[Flyin]

So since you hate talking about God....
If God is all knowing, and has the ability to forsee everything that happens, would God use that ability, know everything, and thus have no use in his creation?

[JoshAries]

True. So I guess that just means that God isnt a lazy jackass. That or we are just a figment of Her imagination.

[zoldic777]

Why do u girls get mad when u call them dudes :confused:

[badash]

Good job so far Rapidspam.

Why does both happiness and sadness cause a person to cry...

In their extreme versions they have the same effect while both reasons are completely on the other side of the spectrum from one another.

Also; How much can you REALLY remember if you have a "photographic memory" is it truly everything like "what colour pants that fit office girl was wearing 3 weeks ago Tuesday?"


OH and why are people so BLOODY long winded on forums?

Thank you dude!!!

[Chidongan]

how do computer chips hold informations?

[JoshAries]

Zodiac: For the same reason guys get mad when you call them girls... ~.~'

Badash: Because I guess when we have an extreme emotion the body reacts the same way. Crying I guess is a normal reaction.

Chidogan: Computers hold information by literally writing bits of code onto types of discs inside the hard drive. Same thing for RAM but on a much smaller scale compared to the harddrive.

[badash]

Also; How much can you REALLY remember if you have a "photographic memory" is it truly everything like "what colour pants that fit office girl was wearing 3 weeks ago Tuesday?"


OH and why are people so BLOODY long winded on forums?


These too dude!

[zoldic777]

call me zodiac one more time anyone and i'll really kill u -.-"

ehh, i guess i'm not good with english but what does "dude" really mean O.o i thought dude means friend, if not then what O.o

[badash]

A camels foreskin

thats a dude... but who ever means it like that anyway??? NASTY!!!

[Anna Hatake]

okay how come when u push save on my computer it won't save!!!

[Nick]

Why is it when ever a past girl friend want's me to feel sorry for them and take them back, they always tell me how after I'd left they'd gotten into a relationship where the guy beat on them or treated them like crap?

[kjrav]

Is there a place where I can get a good packaged working PS3 for free?

[Chidongan]

why do i like brunette's more than blondes?

[JoshAries]

why do i like brunette's more than blondes?

Because of the way blondes are protrayed in the media. Silly ditzy and not exactly intellegent.

Granted though... the silly and ditzy thing I can live with... but there's just something about a brunette that drives me crazy...

Blondes dont do it for me either.

Kjrav: If I knew, I wouldnt tell you :p

Nick: Hrm... possibly its because they think that leaving you was a big mistake and after what they went through they want to go back to what they know was better...

... that reminded me of a reference to people wanting to go back to the days of Clinton... haha...

[Chidongan]

but there's just something about a brunette that drives me crazy...

Blondes dont do it for me either.


hahaha yep. ^^

[JoshAries]

I suppose its just the same thing for blondes... ya know... brunettes are always protrayed as strong, sexy, intellegent women. <.< Sounds a bit weird, but thats an odd turn on for me.

Though... I wouldnt want her to be controlling ya know.

[Nick]

Will square-enix ever use the technology they developed to make another full length feature? Or did someone just get rich over that project and abandon it soon after?

[badash]

why are people so BLOODY long winded on forums?

[JoshAries]

Nick: If you're referring to Advent Children, just to let you know, that was made only for the eye candy, and as is the remake for FFVII that'll be coming out sometime in the next year or so. Im sure that they will make another full length movie at some point, the question is when and of what.

Badash: Because people have opinions and on forums they cant be inturpted by people while they are ranting.

[Anna Hatake]

why is this guy stalking me!!

[badash]

Coz I ran out of celebrities to stalk...

Why can we not see past our own hearts sometimes?

[Raki]

because you didn't see the actions before the heart

how much posts do you need to become spec. jounin?