How to deal? ridiculus homicide answers accepted!

[Jonny_extreme]

I posted this on RI of the GameFAQs board, but i got a severe moderation and im not allowed to post for 48 hours :( i miss it already and it only happend a half hour ago.

anyway, my question. how would you go about dealing with a bitchy girl?

[Masah]

Don't take crap from her and leave her

[Jonny_extreme]

... ew... im not going out with her... i just have to see her alot.

[Jey]

Then tell her to leave you alone or get bitchy with her, she will leave you alone or start to like you. Good luck.

[Yuber]

... ew... im not going out with her... i just have to see her alot.

Just ignore her as if she doesn't even exist. This will probably piss her off more than anything, because she may just be trying to get attention by being annoying.

With the way you talk about her, I'll assume you're not attracted to her.

[Bartimaeus]

simple, when she talks to you, ask her idiotic questions as:

do you blow for free?
Wanna have sex?
You like 3somes with another girl?
what are you wearing? (she answers)...get it off
Do you touch yourself? I mean right now...
Ever got a facial? (no)...Wanna try? (yes)....Ew...gross


and things like this, I swear you she'll leave you alone...or she'll answer yes and then...your screwed..

[DonEmu]

simple, when she talks to you, ask her idiotic questions as:

do you blow for free?
Wanna have sex?
You like 3somes with another girl?
what are you wearing? (she answers)...get it off
Do you touch yourself? I mean right now...
Ever got a facial? (no)...Wanna try? (yes)....Ew...gross


and things like this, I swear you she'll leave you alone...or she'll answer yes and then...your screwed..

if she says yes to all of these and she is hot, pass her over to me, i havent been laid in ages....
on a more serious note, i think u like her cause if u didnt u would have just told her to take her bitchy self and f**kin leave u the hell alone... :evil: if she isnt someone important, cut her loose...

[Octo]

simple, when she talks to you, ask her idiotic questions as:

do you blow for free?
Wanna have sex?
You like 3somes with another girl?
what are you wearing? (she answers)...get it off
Do you touch yourself? I mean right now...
Ever got a facial? (no)...Wanna try? (yes)....Ew...gross


and things like this, I swear you she'll leave you alone...or she'll answer yes and then...your screwed..

concur'd.

[Jey]

You can always do what she does and get bitchy back, there is a small chance she will end up liking you, but then she will stop being bitchy so either way you win.

[KageNaruto]

simple, when she talks to you, ask her idiotic questions as:

do you blow for free?
Wanna have sex?
You like 3somes with another girl?
what are you wearing? (she answers)...get it off
Do you touch yourself? I mean right now...
Ever got a facial? (no)...Wanna try? (yes)....Ew...gross


and things like this, I swear you she'll leave you alone...or she'll answer yes and then...your screwed..

wow i have to remember this for feature refernces, you should write books on problems like these, lol

[Jey]

Yeah, you should and have a scenerio where you have this girl who likes you but she is ugly and you hate her. Try some of those.

[Chidongan]

how exactly does she bother you? and is she attractive?

if shes making fun of you or shit, just agree with w/e shes saying and start laughing. people like that get really pissed off if they cant offend you, by calling you names and such and angering you they feel as if they can control you, but if you just laugh it off, eventually they will go away.

or you can just tell her you wanna talk to her in private, and when you alone, rape her. :twisted:

btw the second one was just a joke, dont try it. >.>

[Bartimaeus]

well, it seems my idea is the most liked...now


you know what you have to do!!!

(I did it, twice, it worked, twice)

[Davis]

lol
bartimus the genius

[Bartimaeus]

seriously, the girl was my friend's ex-girlfriend, and she was pissing him off, so I took the control of msn, and asked her:

hey, do you blow for free?

she answered: What the fuck??

me: Answer me, I'm tony's friend, and we wanna know if you blow for free, I mean, both of us, for free

and i continued like this untill she blocked my friend, and never talekd to him again, aahahahah!!

[Davis]

hahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

that was the f***ing funniest thing ever!

[Bartimaeus]

man seriously, this tricks works

just use ur imaginations, all things you must not say to a girl, say it, it works!! WORKS!!

[Yuber]

Yeah that is a good idea. Be as creepy as possible and she will leave you alone. Hopefully she doesn't have any hot friends.

[Davis]

ask her if her mom is as hot as she is, then deny it.
ex.
davis:is ur mum hot?

girl:wtf

davis:is she hotter than you

girl:ewww

davis:are you callin me a perv

Davis:i said no such thing

Davis:stop blaming me!

Girl:Oo
Davis"you can suck my dick or cock

davis kills girl



dont do that

[Bartimaeus]

yo gotta be more subtle


Bart: Hi, I got a question...

Girl: Ask...

Bart: your mom, is she hot??

Girl: heeuuu what?

Bart: You know...Is your mom...hot...you know...sexy

Girl: I don't think so

Bart: Well, She must at least be more then you...

Girl: What??!!?!

Bart: Yeah, I bet your mom is a milf, and that is why I don' want you..I want your mom!!



Then the girl will leave you alone...FOR SURE!!!

[Davis]

she will call the cops too

[Bartimaeus]

ahahaha!!! Why, cause you said her mom was hotter then her, whatr will the cops say??

girl: This guy said my mom was hot!!

Cop: Is she??

Girl: No..

Cop: then leave us alone, we aren't interested

[Davis]

i mean the do you blow for free one

[Bartimaeus]

girl: This dude asked me if I blow for free!!

cop: DO you??

girl: no...

Cop: Then stop calling us for idiotic things like this and: He said my mom was hot...aright!!?!?!

[Jonny_extreme]

simple, when she talks to you, ask her idiotic questions as:

do you blow for free?
Wanna have sex?
You like 3somes with another girl?
what are you wearing? (she answers)...get it off
Do you touch yourself? I mean right now...
Ever got a facial? (no)...Wanna try? (yes)....Ew...gross


and things like this, I swear you she'll leave you alone...or she'll answer yes and then...your screwed..

if she says yes to all of these and she is hot, pass her over to me, i havent been laid in ages....
on a more serious note, i think u like her cause if u didnt u would have just told her to take her bitchy self and f**kin leave u the hell alone... :evil: if she isnt someone important, cut her loose...

She has connections. thats why i havent cut her up into tiny pieces and put her in a bag and scattered them in the ocean.

[KageNaruto]

yo gotta be more subtle


Bart: Hi, I got a question...

Girl: Ask...

Bart: your mom, is she hot??

Girl: heeuuu what?

Bart: You know...Is your mom...hot...you know...sexy

Girl: I don't think so

Bart: Well, She must at least be more then you...

Girl: What??!!?!

Bart: Yeah, I bet your mom is a milf, and that is why I don' want you..I want your mom!!



Then the girl will leave you alone...FOR SURE!!!

and then youll meet her mom at you door. suggestions for that!?

[Bartimaeus]

mom: you told my girl I was hot!!

Bart: Ew, then I was wrong!!!

[AK47]

LOL
i have to live with a bitchy girl for my whole life so i don't feel sry for you

[Davis]

sux 4 u ak47

[steve]

is she on the forum?
bitchy girl, this is how I do it
you act nice, you get them to have feelings for you, then you become an asshole


... thats just me tho.

Or if thats too much or not feasible.... just be as crazy fucking sarcastic as possible. Every single time she says anything tear her apart. Non stop amusement and I promise your ego will jump tenfold. Enjoy!

edit: ak, is that your mom/sister?
orrr... wife?

[Jonny_extreme]

LOL
i have to live with a bitchy girl for my whole life so i don't feel sry for you

O RLY?
bet you my sister was worse. but my sister isnt the bitchy girl i was talking about.
so i would have 2 bitchy girls to deal with, but my sister went to college ^_^ im sooooo happy she left!

[Jey]

Well your sister is bitchy but her hotness makes up for it, j/k j/k Girls get bitchy during a certain time in month and if your really luck and win the lottery they'll be bitchy their whole life!!!

[Jonny_extreme]

Well your sister is bitchy but her hotness makes up for it, j/k j/k Girls get bitchy during a certain time in month and if your really luck and win the lottery they'll be bitchy their whole life!!!
well then, it seems i won the lottery...

[Jey]

Must be some crappy lottery tell her to go screw herself she might listen to you.

[Davis]

a really crapy lottery

[Jey]

We won the crap lottery and got you.
*Sigh*
Shouldn't have bought the ticket.

[Azure Wrath]

haha, my ex was moody all month around, lottery time was 'death to all' time

[Jonny_extreme]

.... ok well im not sure.... if..... what? Wait, I'm confused... she's being really nice to me now..... I... confused? nao?
*asplodes*

but yeah... I'm really confused, she was really nice to me today... maybe... brainwash?

[Davis]

lol
i think she likes you.
girls who are espesially bitchy to you like you.
or hate you.

[Jonny_extreme]

That's kinda hard to imagine.. I guess its possible, but shes always all over my friend. By all over I don't mean like making out and stuff, I mean like she's obsessed with him. Maybe my friend is making her be nice to me.

I posted this on RI of the GameFAQs board, but i got a severe moderation and im not allowed to post for 48 hours :( i miss it already and it only happend a half hour ago.

anyway, my question. how would you go about dealing with a bitchy girl?

Could you elaborate? what degree of bitchy are we speaking of here? Define what you call bitchy?

I've had some girls after me but I cannot really say they were bitchy just very.... opposite of me

[Jonny_extreme]

I posted this on RI of the GameFAQs board, but i got a severe moderation and im not allowed to post for 48 hours :( i miss it already and it only happend a half hour ago.

anyway, my question. how would you go about dealing with a bitchy girl?

Could you elaborate? what degree of bitchy are we speaking of here? Define what you call bitchy?

I've had some girls after me but I cannot really say they were bitchy just very.... opposite of me

Dirty looks, insults, ect. but not anymore if you read my recent posts.

[Jey]

Okay think about it although, you will have to remove the ninja part. Remember when Sakura was being bitchy at the beggining of the show and she got nicer because she thought about how nice Naruto has been, all I can think of is were you nice to here.

[NMK]

assasination .. or how you spell it

im cheap, pm me

[Jey]

Spammy spam spam spam coming from NMK NMK NMK.
I don't know why I'm singing but now that I have re-read what I wrote I realize it makes no sence. I'm asking, were you nice to this girl or not?

[Jonny_extreme]

i wasnt nice or mean, i just stopped talking to her for a while.

[Davis]

be nice. that works.
sometimes.
or maybe she dont want you to be around because she wants to be alone with your friend.

[Jey]

Maybe she just hates you and you should hate her and avoid her at all cost, and always act pissed.

[Jonny_extreme]

i hate being angry. im a really happy person by nature.

[Jey]

I can piss you off to be nice. :D

[Jonny_extreme]

Wait, what? Elaborate on that, I don't understand...

[Azure Wrath]

be nice ,apparently chicks go for the nice guys later on, i can't stand to be mean person, it isn't worth it, what's the point in pissing people off, they'll just hate you and try to piss you off. Be nice person, laugh at people who aremean to you. That's why i can stand misterownage

[Jey]

You're wrong, I do what makes me happy, even if that means calling my mom a whore and a b*tch or I could just call a random number in the phone book and yell "YOU WHORE" To them untill they hang up. I do what makes me happy.

[Azure Wrath]

where does that get tyou?