Afrikaanse topic

[Azure Wrath]

Ek dink dit is kak dat daar 'n topic in 'n ander taal is, so ek't nou besluit om my eie topic in afrikaans te maak!!

So enige mense wie afrikaans kan praat kan hulle sê hierso sê!

PS, ek is nie 'n boer seun nie, ek praat 80% van die tyd engels, maar is net lus om kak aan te jaag! :D :D

Kom afrikaaners, kom!!!

ge-bump vir bonkers!!! :D

[Flyin]

Azure. . . nou Ek weet nie hoeveel afrikaans Ek praat, Ek moes kry my woordeboek vir hierdie, maar Ek glo dit is verkeerd nie om te gebruik hierdie vir almal tale! so, Ek soek Fraans, Spaans, Nigger en Hick in hier ook,geen Chinks...

[NMK]

nou Ek weet nie hoeveel afrikaans Ek praat, Ek moes kry my woordeboek vir hierdie!

Quite similiar to Swedish.

[Flyin]

Please use Afrikaans, this is a different language group here...such ignorace.

[el naruto]

Can kinda read Afrikaans was born in Durban but moved when i was 6, can speak a lil too and can also read a lil.

Edit: My bad for posting not in afrikaans!

[Azure Wrath]

jou fokker!!! PRAAT AFRIKAANS!!!!!!! kakhuis!!

ooc: try it! maybe.... should i offer lessons to speak afrikaans?

[BBRS]

Azure, om jag skriver förstår du vad jag säger?

(not afrikaanse, but azure and me have discussed this matter *hehe* and we came to the conclusion that swedes can under stand afrikaanse and vice verse... :)

[Azure Wrath]

BBRS, ja ek doen


OOC:

Ok, first lesson in afrikaans!:

Some words:
Me = Ek
is = is (same in afrikaans, pronounced differently)
am = is (use 'am' and 'is' exactl the same in afrikaans)
not = nie (but in afrikaans you use double negative... will explain later
name = naam

So....
my name is Paul
My naam is paul

My name is not bob
My naam is nie bob nie (note the double negative)

Your = Jou
You = jy

So...

your name is jack
Jou naam is jack
you are jack (not very correct...)
Jy is jack

[KS07]

My naam is nie Pony nie. My naam is Konohashinobi2007. Jou naam is Azure.

[Azure Wrath]

Baie mooi!!

baie = very
mooi = good/pretty (doubles as both)

Ek woon in Suid Afrika

Ek = me
woon = live
in = in
suid = South
afrika =.... take a guess

for interest sake,
north = noord
west = wes
east = oos

[-RX-]

ek praat nie afrikaans nie,ek praat eesti

(ooc:this language is like a drunken man's German...:D...i can barely understand something,it's actually pretty intersting language)

[Azure Wrath]

Close... but, you forgot the double negative. It's:

ek praat nie afrikaans NIE.

[Raki]

Ok guys , Azure has tought you the basics of speaking Afrikaans. Now its time to teach you interesting stuff....the ART of Cursing.

Often Jou ma is elaborated upon, and in fact it is often just a shorthand for Jou ma se poes: Your mother's cunt

Other elaborations are Jou ma se ma: your mother's mother, or Jou ma se ma se poes, Jou ma se stink poes:You mother's stinking cunt, Jou ma se hond se poes Your mother's dog's cunt, jou ma se ma se hond se poes, etc. and many elaborations upon these.

Jou ma se naai Your mother's f*ck is another variation. The word naai refers to the action of a sewing machine, and is the most common equivalent for the literal verb uses of "f*ck".

Other elaborations include:
Jou ma naai vir viskoppe daar by die docks: Your mother f*cks for fishheads down at the docks.
Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig: You were born from your mother's arse, because her cunt was too busy.

Of course, there are variation on this, like Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig gewees om te naai vir geld daar by die docks: You were born from your mother's arse, because her cunt was too busy f*cking for money there at the docks.

Not to mention the incomparable: Jou ma was nie genaai nie, jou pa het in haar poes gekak. Your mother wasn't f*cked, your father shat in her cunt.

For simplicity Jou poes Your cunt is sometimes used. This is used indescrimately on males and females alike, in effect calling them a cunt.

gat is a generic word for a hole or pit and is often used in non-profane contexts to refer to indentations in the ground, but can also refer to the arsehole. It sometimes refers to the entire arse, as in Hy het op sy gat geval - He fell down on his arse.

Oddly, you never call someone a "gat", but you can call them a poephol "poop-hole" i.e. an arsehole.

Other epithets include moffie: Fairy, either in the context of wuss/wimp or of efiminate homosexual and Holnaaier: Arsefucker.

Also , Fok jou means F*ck You.

-Happy learning!

[KS07]

Ek woon in Suid Engeland! (I hope that's right) Lol. Very good Raki. Jou ma se stink poes lol.

[Azure Wrath]

ouchies... thanx rai! :p

indeed KS07, good job

[el naruto]

EK vas gebore in Duban.
Pretty sure i did that right, if its right its: I was Born in Durban.

[Azure Wrath]

was = was (same in both)
otherwise, its right! :D

[el naruto]

Woot, ganna try to learn how to speak it again and write cause then i can talk shit at school and i only know whats going on. Haha k ill keep trying to learn and post in here more.

[Azure Wrath]

okies, perfect

Ok, van nou af mag julle net afrikaans hier praat!!

van = from
nou = now
af = (in this context) on (as in 'from now on')... usually used to say off (the light is off, die lig is AF)
mag = may
julle = jou (plural, multiple jou's)
net = only
hier = here
praat = speak

[el naruto]

ek weet, ek weet.

[Azure Wrath]

goed so! dan praat nou afrikaans!
vir afrikaanse weergawes van woorde, vra en ek sal dit vertaal

vir = for
weergawes = versions (plural... version = weergawe)
van = of
woorde (words... plural.... word - woord)
vra = ask
en = and
ek = me
sal = wil
dit = it
vertaal = tranlsate

[bonkers]

Lol, this almost feels nostalgic… Ek love hierdie weird taal, my moeder taal. Die taal waarmee ek groot gemaak is, en die taal wat vokol vir ons almal beteken nie… Dis tog een mooi taal, waar die word “vok” as amper enige iets gebruik kan word. As ‘n werkwoord, voornaamwoord, byvoeglike naamwoord …. Enige vokken ding waaraan jy kan dink. LOL

Hope this doesn’t get me banned, rather delete the post than ban me !

[Azure Wrath]

niemand wee t wat jy sê nie... so fok soveel soos wat jy wil! :D

[el naruto]

English: So ive been speaking it alot lately and learned kinda basics Haha kinda easy stuff though.

Ek Praat net eengles , Nie Afrikaans. Think thats right.

And ek es mal or rugby, hope thats right too.

[Canthinkofaname]

my maak nee ken as my oppik die sin struktuur afrikaans, blik jou vertel ek as my reg? =)

[Azure Wrath]

English: So ive been speaking it alot lately and learned kinda basics Haha kinda easy stuff though.

Ek Praat net eengles , Nie Afrikaans. Think thats right.

And ek es mal or rugby, hope thats right too.

Ek preet net engles, nie afrikaans NIE
dont forget the double negative

En ek is mal oor rugby

There ya go!

# CTOAN, the sentance structure is off, i will help ust now...

[Canthinkofaname]

yeah sorry. i dont really speak african, so i used a translator for single words. i didnt know how to put them in order. sorry bout that (and for not doing afrikaans in this post)

[Nova]

I don't know if it's just me, but this seems very similar to Czech......

My naam is Novak.

[el naruto]

Its more like Dutch, do you speak Czech if you do put some on here and lets see if we can read it.

And Azure how do you say: Your stupid and fat? so i can say it too my teacher tomorrow.

[Nova]

Its more like Dutch, do you speak Czech if you do put some on here and lets see if we can read it.

And Azure how do you say: Your stupid and fat? so i can say it too my teacher tomorrow.

Czech: Jak se mas?

Can you read it?

[el naruto]

Im not that good at afrikaans was barely raised there till about 6 and lost the language and trying to re-learn, wait till azure is on, Jak se mas, are you something? dont know the last one thats my guess. are you ______

[Nova]

Im not that good at afrikaans was barely raised there till about 6 and lost the language and trying to re-learn, wait till azure is on, Jak se mas, are you something? dont know the last one thats my guess. are you ______

That's pretty freakin' close, it's How are you?

What about these:

Czech:

Dobrý den
Dobrou noc
Ahoj

[el naruto]

Ahoj is hello, that i know, dobry den and dobrou noc are hard trying to relate them to afrikaans and spanish but cant really get a match.

Edit: Azure when your read this sorry for like semi-spamming in here.

[Nova]

Paul is baie mooi!!

[Azure Wrath]

Dankie Tailor, ek sal jou later in jou hol naai om dankie te sê

[tsunade ^_^]

bwaahahahah! Dis 'n freakin goeie thread! yor ekt Afrikaans nogals gemis! Knap gedaan azure! MY manlief waar is jy? Ek mis jou!
*soentjie*

Vir julle wat nie weet nie x ook Suid Afrikaans! Bly in die hardjie van die Boland - PAARL! Smaak 'n chat! PM of Mail my! Lekker Dag

Oh en die een wat gevra het oor sy onnie!

Just tell him/her Jys 'n dom naai! (oops jamr vir my taal ^_^)

[Azure Wrath]

hey, jy woon BAIE naby aan my, eks in stellenbosch! moet dalk 1 of ander tyd mekaar sien, 'n photo neem en dit hierso post! :D

[tsunade ^_^]

Ha ha! Jy's stapel gek. Weet jy daai? X nie nog die fotogeniese soort nie ^_^

[Azure Wrath]

ek ook nie, maar ek try maar! dit sal soo cool wees, die EERSTE NC groep foto! :D

ok... fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine....

klas tyd! woo hoo!

[NMK]

Africa ar nice! Jag trodde att det var en massa vilda djur som sprang runt men Azure larde mig hur det egentligen var!

That's actually swedish, but you understand don't you Azure? Since I understand some of the Afrikaanske Language while I have no idea how to write it/talk it.

[bonkers]

my maak nee ken as my oppik die sin struktuur afrikaans, blik jou vertel ek as my reg? =)

Pretty random shit dude.

English: So ive been speaking it alot lately and learned kinda basics Haha kinda easy stuff though.

Ek Praat net eengles , Nie Afrikaans. Think thats right.

And ek es mal or rugby, hope thats right too.

Ek preet net engles, nie afrikaans NIE
dont forget the double negative

En ek is mal oor rugby

There ya go!

# CTOAN, the sentance structure is off, i will help ust now...

lol , they never get the principle of the double negative... Volgens hulle is dit 'n onnodige herhaling ...

[Azure Wrath]

ek weet, al sê jy dit vir hulle HOE VEEL KERE, hulle kry dit nooit nie.. maar dis baie oulik om to hoor hoe hulle try afrikaans praat... aww...

[tsunade ^_^]

It is pragtag om te sien hoe hulle probeer ja! Hehe en freakin snaaks ook.

[Azure Wrath]

dis SO cute

hey NC is reg gemaak! dit lyk soooo weird... en al tdie name is anders, dis kak snaaks en ..... donders.... lame...... lol... ha ha, kan mar lekker hier skinder, min sal oplet wat hier aangan! :D

[tsunade ^_^]

Eh! Ek lykie eintlik die nuwe site nie! Lyk sommer kakerag! Ek het meer van die ou ou oooooouuuu site gehou! ^____________^

[Azure Wrath]

selle, maar ek dink ons sal binnekort gewoond daaran raak. ons is gewoond aan die ou weergawe, gee ons so a maand op hierdie ene..

onthou to ons ven server verander het, toe't ALLES verander? mense het gebitch in die begin, maar ons het gewoond geraak... ek hoop mar so... :D

[tsunade ^_^]

nog waar ja! Anyhoo waneer laas het jy van my hubby gehoor?

[Azure Wrath]

hmm... nie te lank laas nie... praat af en toe met hom op MSN... as ek op joburg toe gan will ek hom ontmoet!~ ek wil baie NC mense ontmoet! 2010, sokker hierso! dan gan ek uitvind wie af kom en maybe my flat uit huur vir donders baie en a moerse wins maak!! :D :D

[tsunade ^_^]

bwahahahaha! goeie plan thomas ^_^

[bonkers]

omg, mmm... maybe moet ons ook ons kamer hier in die agterplaas uit huur ... Dan kan ons mens vervoer na die sokker games toe :-/

btw, ken julle mekaar ? Bly julle naby mekaar ?

[Azure Wrath]

ons woon BAIE naby mekaar, ek dink ek en tsunade moet een of ander tyd mekaar ontmoet... en a Span Foto van Kaapstad vir NC neem en dit post, maar sy wil nie, sy's kamera shy!

en ek oorweeg dit rerig! maybe mout ek my sus uithuur as 'n hoë klas hoeker... dit sal flyin af lok, aangesien my sus net 14 is....

[tsunade ^_^]

bwahahahahaha! Dai is snaaks! EN SO VERKEERD!Dude js gek hehehehe

[Azure Wrath]

yup! eks baie gek! :D

[bonkers]

Julle mense freak my uit... Ons moet daai groep foto neem eendag as ek in die kaap 'n draai kom maak ^_^

[Azure Wrath]

JA!!!!! Van suid afrika, met wors!!

[bonkers]

Boere wors .... jkjk ^_^ lol
Of lekker Droë wors ^_^

[KS07]

Ek enjot eet my eie voete omdat hulle smaak soos kaas?

is hierdie reg?

[Azure Wrath]

...
jou voete smaak na kaas?

you said "i enjoy eating my feet, because they taste like cheese..."

the right way is:
ek geniet dit om my eie voete te eet, omdat hulle smaak soos kaas.

[tsunade ^_^]

Maar se gou vir my. mmmmmm. Hoekom wil hy sy eie voete eet? Daai is laaik hieper vertraag >_<

[Azure Wrath]

stem vir die SOTW!!
STEM HIER!!!
http://forum.narutochaos.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=10654

[bonkers]

Ek neem aan jy wil hê ons moet vir jou stem ? lmao

Meskien stink sy voete, en nou ruik dit soos kaas, en toe lek hy dit en dalk was dit smaakvol ???

[Azure Wrath]

ag, niemand weet watse een myne is nie...

oor die voete... ag, athlete's foet was nog nooit rerig sleg nie... goed op brood... BLEH!!! jokes

[bonkers]

rotflmao... Ek het nog altyd gewonder hoe proe daai vrot stukkies...

[Azure Wrath]

imagine biltong + creme soda

[bonkers]

ahh ... ek sien. 'n goeie soet en sout kombenasie.

[Azure Wrath]

yup! net soos kaas en stroop. klink kak, maar donder, dit proe lekker!

[Superior]

et ****** et ku klux klan klink klink LOROFLR

[regina777]

et nigger et ku klux klan klink klink LOROFLR


I am sure even without any knowledge in Afrikaanse "nigger" pouts out at me. You are new so i will let this slide. But racial slurs are not even allowed in the Ultimate Spamzone where almost anything goes.

Be careful so as not to get yourself into unnecesary trouble.

yOUR post has been edited.

[NMK]

Superior, please go back to your lame conversations with Callum (Techno Dude) and Tommy and don't come here and spam.

[regina777]

ROFL!!!!
IM WHITE so its all good

Rlllllllllllloorflroorfolrforoolfolfrol

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG you pwnt regioon

regioon? klink kak pwnt

OMG, reginas gonna be a nerd about this

jokes aside--

Techno Dude you have been here long enough not to encourage spamming and stuff like that.

You have been doing this and getting into it too much even lately. If you do not stop, all your past issues will come back to get you banned. i wont let them slide anymore.

i am doing work in the background- do not rile me up.

Superior-- have you read any of the rules yet? i am extremely understanding and lenient but if you play along you will get banned too.

[Superior]

xd look i have nothing against this place only forums i have something agaisnt are Naruto-Forums.com (ryans faggy place) and wow forums

[regina777]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i ready tickled **** once today regina

After all the issues reported on you, done by you, and me letting them slide yet you seem to be as incorrigible as ever. Even bringing these things into the main forums where it is absolutely not allowed. You know that even in the Ultimate Spamzone adult content (eg porn) isnt allowed.

Good bye For now.

There are a lot more sites and forums out there. Just visit anyone and have fun.

And Superior-- be careful. you will be next if you follow this pattern. My leniency isnt eternal.

[Superior]

k one question why do you post and say something to him when he cant read it since hes banned

[el naruto]

He can read it - his accounts just frozen...

[Superior]

ROFL that aint me its a 34 year old pedo named Chris aka Gohan

[regina777]

He can read it retard his accounts just frozen...

I like your buck teeth too very nice.


el naruto -- i got your PM. So no worries. I wasnt going to do anything anyways just edit your post.

But like i said-- if you want to insult, engage in a flame war, etc-- please go to the Ultimate Spam Zone. Thats why i created that section. all the angst, fighting etc can go there except the few things not allowed (read the rules)

ROFL that aint me its a 34 year old pedo named Chris aka Gohan

i got your PM too. You are new and havent broken as many rules as Techno. So you can post. However if you continue on that path--

[NMK]

You're still chatting with that Gohan guy? Wow

[Superior]

RFOLRFO no this is an old pic i took it like 3 months ago

[regina777]

Now- you all get back to Afrikaanse. if you want to spam and chat about old memories go to the Ultimate Spam Zone

[bonkers]

Ok , ek dink ons moet hierdie idiots ban ? Wat dink jy Azura ? Iemand moet hier geban word... En ek dink dit is Superior.
Hy's 'n regte ou peopol !

[Azure Wrath]

nogals!
maar, ons kan almal 'n fokken doos noem en hulle sal dit nie weet nie! ha ha!
DOOS!! POEPHOL!!
he he...lekker
tietkop!!

Reg, you wanna learn afrikaans? its FUN! :D

[bonkers]

ooii, jy moet net passop ! Net nou raak een of ander afrikaanse ou offended, en dan vertel hy die mods, en dan kak ons almal af !

[tsunade ^_^]

Ek Carmy voel dat Superior geban moet word want die vorige gesprekke wat hy gehad het is nie van toepassing op hierdie "thread" nie. (was te ly om te vertaal^_^)

Leker dag verder

*mwah 2 bonkie*

[Azure Wrath]

*mwah 2 bonkie*

Wat van my????
ek = jaloers.... ;_;

oi

ek dink ons moet net superior uitvloek tot die sonsak. die dom doos.

Daar is net 3 hierso op Nc wat behoorlik kan afrikaans praat. En KS wie sy voete like, maar... ja...

[tsunade ^_^]

aaaw. ok hope this wont be cheating!

*MWAAAH*

tevrede?

[Azure Wrath]

yay! baie!

Dankie!

^_^
:D

[tsunade ^_^]

Het jy gesien! X 'm chuuunin! Yoh it het lank geneem hoor! Om te dink x al van June2005 hier en x nou eers 1

[Azure Wrath]

congrats! eks hier van mid- laas jaar en eks... sannin! amper 3700! yay

[tsunade ^_^]

Weet nie of jy my message gekry het nie but maak my a lekker sig en avatar assepweeeez! ^_______^

[Azure Wrath]

ok, ek kan try. wat soek jy op jou sig?

[tsunade ^_^]

Well my sig wil ek vir yorouchi he van bleach! Met my naam Carmy wat scroll of blinkie blink! En my avatar will ek baie graag vir Light Yagami he ^_^

[Azure Wrath]

ok, ek sal try!

[tsunade ^_^]

Spank you! *MWAH*

[Azure Wrath]

ooh, spank my gerus! :D

[bonkers]

Get a room!
rotflmao.
My vrou cheat op my :-(
Hoop jy hou van die een ... sy't obviously nie van die ander een gehou nie...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/bonkers1/tsunade_hates_me.gif

[Azure Wrath]

niemand het gesê jy mag nie join nie! :D

[bonkers]

Ok, ek is officially uit ge-freak !!!!

[Azure Wrath]

aw.... jy hoef nie skaam te wees nie! :D

[bonkers]

Skaam te wees ... Dude, I don't do that kind of shit !
lol , btw ek wag nog vir die sig wat jy sou maak ... ek is seker jy kon beter doen. Ek ken jou sigs , en hulle is altyd moer goed !

[tsunade ^_^]

Oooh oooh! But i dont think it would be better than this! hehehehe

[bonkers]

lol , you would be surprised !
AFR: luh, jy sal verbaas wees.

[tsunade ^_^]

oeja mens vergeet dat dit 'n Afrikaanse thread is ne

[bonkers]

So, hoe was jou week ?
myne was baie lekker...
omg, ons was gisteraand by 'n 22nd, was dit nou vir jou gr8 fun. Eerste keer in 'n baie lang tyd wat ek actually op R20 dronk geword het ...
Toe ons daar aangekom het, toe het hulle vir ons so weird konkoksie gegee ... Dit was Rum, vodka ... en something else ... maar dit was m*er sterk. Na dit het ek soos 1 black label gedrink, toe was ek way out of it...
Toe ek 1 uur in die huis insluip, toe onthou ek nog van 'n bloody toets wat ek die eerste periode sou skryf ... Toe leer ek maar tot so 3 uur die oggend, slaap tot 6 uur, en toe gaan skryf ek.... lol, ek was nog bietjie dronk in die toets!

[tsunade ^_^]

Skaam jou mr human om black label te drink. eeew. Ek haat dit! Maar eks bly jyt darem jou aandjie geniet jong! Ek was poot yt gister. Ons het mos nou een week holiday break. But ek noem dit nie 'n break nie. Ek 'n helse klomp dinge om te doen. Maar nou ja mens kan seker nie kla nie en die blink kant bo hou ne!

[bonkers]

lol, mens kry mos nie vakansie op uni nie ... Hulle noem dit studie verlof !

En wat is fout met black label ! Dis die beste bier van die lot ^_^ Dis beter as daai Castle's en Miller ens ... Dis die soetste bier wat ek ken. Ek drink anyway gewoonlik net siders, maar anders hou ek van my black label so af en toe ! Ten minste is dit nie milk stout nie, lol.
Maar ek moet confess, na die bier moes ek net 'n glas wyn bestel....

[tsunade ^_^]

sien sien. Dis nie goed vir die gestel nie! Anyhoo x skat jys reg oor die studie verlof! Maar ek makeer 'n blaas kaans! SGAM

[bonkers]

SGAM ??? Wat beteken dit ?

[tsunade ^_^]

So Gou As Moontlik. Asap

[Azure Wrath]

goeie dag, afrikaaners! wat 'n kak dag.

[bonkers]

Niks kak aan vandag nie ^_^

[tsunade ^_^]

ohayo ^_^! Lekker dag mensies!

[Azure Wrath]

allo! lekka dag vit jou ook!

nog nie aan jou sig begin werk nie, ek sit in toets week!! AHHHHHH!!! FOK!

[bonkers]

Dit is 'n kak verskoning .... lol, nee ek speel net, dis die maklikste een... veral as jy nie lus is om een te maak nie. lol, tensy jy actually in 'n toets week is.

OOoiii, ek gaan weer in die kak kom oor hierdie een!

Poekie (Tsunade ^_^), ek het nog nie vir jou gelieg nie ! Belowe !

PS : Azura, ek weet dis lekker, want ons kan vloek en niemand kan agter kom ons doen dit nie, maar dit beteken nie ons hoef te vloek nie... Vertaan jy, fok ? JKJK !!

[Azure Wrath]

ok, ek verstaan .... fok

lol

ek is rerig in a toetsweek, toets elke dag

ek noem my sus poekie... o_O

ek sal vrydag vir die stock soek en dan sal ek aan die werk spring! :D

[bonkers]

Is skool vakansie nie binne kort nie ?

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[Azure Wrath]

he he, snaaks

ja, nog een week van toetse by varsity, dan so 'n week af. yay

[bonkers]

ok , ek het finally vakansie/study break. Ek gaan probeer om dit te geniet. Ek sal seker weer die hele vakansie lank aan projek ens werk. Oh well, wat kan mens doen.

Een ding is verseker, vannaand gaan ek sloshed/wasted raak.... ^_^ Die alchahol gaan vloei o_o

[Azure Wrath]

he he
gaan stem vir die SOTW!! NOU!!! geen verskonings nie!

[tsunade ^_^]

Dit is 'n kak verskoning .... lol, nee ek speel net, dis die maklikste een... veral as jy nie lus is om een te maak nie. lol, tensy jy actually in 'n toets week is.

OOoiii, ek gaan weer in die kak kom oor hierdie een!

Poekie (Tsunade ^_^), ek het nog nie vir jou gelieg nie ! Belowe !

PS : Azura, ek weet dis lekker, want ons kan vloek en niemand kan agter kom ons doen dit nie, maar dit beteken nie ons hoef te vloek nie... Vertaan jy, fok ? JKJK !!


Mm o_O dunno how to react on that one ????? What to do what to do ???


YOU OWE ME AN AVATAR!!!!

[Azure Wrath]

he he, ek sal DIE naweek begin met jounie, skattie :p

[tsunade ^_^]

u better ^_^

[Azure Wrath]

...as jy vir die SOTW gan vote! :p

[tsunade ^_^]

ok ok! waneer is die cut off ?

[Azure Wrath]

weet nie... waneer die votes begin doodloop... so gan nou en vote vir myne.... uh, ek bedoel, er... um...gaan vote vir die een wat vir jou die beste lyk! :D

http://forum.narutochaos.com/showthread.php?t=10891

[tsunade ^_^]

ok ok! Sal so maak! ^_^

[bonkers]

I told you... Ek het nog nie gelieg nie (",)...

[Azure Wrath]

nog nie??? *gasp*
hoe was jou naweek toe?

[bonkers]

ggrrr... jy maak sake erger as wat dit is! lol

Die naweek is nog nie verby nie ! So, ek kan nog nie rerig sê nie...

[tsunade ^_^]

Hello my skat! Gaan dit? Mwah lekker dag. En julle twee moet julself gedra ne

[Lukasz]

hi. Ek probeer 'n internet vertaler wat Ek gevind. dit werk maar moontlik nie baie goed ...

:D

[tsunade ^_^]

Dit werk amper so goed! Its good but still needs improvement ^_^
Knap gedaan klong

[bonkers]

hi. Ek probeer 'n internet vertaler wat Ek gevind. dit werk maar moontlik nie baie goed ...

:D


Damn, that's pretty darn good !!! Just remember the double negative!

"Dit werk, maar nie baie goed nie"

AND


"Ek probeer 'n internet vertaler wat ek gevind het" -> this one is not that important, it's a tricky rule ....

[tsunade ^_^]

helooooooooo! mwah mwah mwaaaaaah

[Azure Wrath]

jeepers, nice lukasz!

Jy doen baie goed!
heloooooo!

[Lukasz]

Het 'n Goeie vakansie azure ...

en dankie ...
(its not my skills thou :D )

[Azure Wrath]

goed genoeg, ek wil nie probeer daai sin reg maak nie....

[maarenees]

lijkt op half bakke nederlands maar dan kunnen jullie dit ook wel lezen toch

[bonkers]

Ja, ons verstaan dit so half half... Maar daar is tog die basiese verskille.

[Azure Wrath]

yup, nogals... bonkers, ou maat, gaan check my nuutse wallpaper! dit is kool! lol

[tsunade ^_^]

Hello mensies! Dis mooi mareenes

[maarenees]

vet man eindelijk normaal type tegen mensen :D

[bonkers]

ok, ek het nie heeltemal daai een vertaan nie :-/

[Azure Wrath]

wat de fok? sorry ,verstaan nie

[maarenees]

nvm ill stop talking in dutch

[Azure Wrath]

nah, try! its fun

uh.. i mean

probeer!! dis lekker om te probeer om dit te ontsyfer!

[tsunade ^_^]

Elloo mensies! Hoe gaan dit met amal? Dog ek se maar net hi! Lekker Dag! Cheerz

[Azure Wrath]

allo carmy!!

dit gaan goed, my toets-herre is klaar!! yay!!

[bonkers]

omg... my toetse se stress begin nou eers in skop (Actually so paar dae terug...). Dokter wou my af boek :-/

[Azure Wrath]

shame, good luck bonkers!

[tsunade ^_^]

Dude? Wot was up with you the other day? You scared my bonkie >_<

[bonkers]

I told you. The doc says that I kinda blacked out. Almost like a concussion, where you are still awake, but you’re not aware of what you’re doing. He says it’s because of the stress, but I don’t believe that, because the tests are easy this semester, and there’s no stress at home…. So, I don’t buy it… I remember vague stuff… I remember talking to you about something, but I can’t really recall.

[Azure Wrath]

hah... ons ou afrikaanse thread. so, my afrikaners, ek hierdie idee... wanneer die 2010 sokker hier gehou word... ek dink ek wil my flat uit huur vir iemand (mense hier op NC!! hlle al duur betaal, omdat hulle in $$$ betaal! hee hee)
goeie idee?
NC meeting by my plek!!

[tsunade ^_^]

Jy Wil Net Mensies Sloer! Hehehehehehehehehehe

[bonkers]

mmm.... I would like to believe that he's got a good idea, and it's true, I wouldn't mind grabbing a girl or two, just for the fun of it!

Maybe we should ask sex for payment ?? Or any sexual favours !
Now is that a great idea, or what ?

[006]

ek geniet dit om my eie voete te eet, omdat hulle smaak soos kaas.

[bonkers]

Hierdie ou hou daarvan om kaas te eet. En enige voete wat ruik soos kaas kan net groot kak beteken !

[tsunade ^_^]

Lekker hugo!

On a more serious point! Kan ek gou net 'n vraag vra van 1 suid afrikaner tot 'n ander suid afrikaner!

Dink julle nie Amerika is net besig met 'n klomp kak nie?

(jammer vir my chinese)

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

afrikanse me no hablar. (w00t 3 languages on that sentence)

[Azure Wrath]

ja, amerika jaag kak aan. om eerlik te wees... ek het mar 'n ding teen amerika... hmm

[bonkers]

Wat het amerika nou al weer gedoen ?

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

eh im not american ? lol ...not as in US american. . lol i didnt get a word

[tsunade ^_^]

Dit was ongelukkig nie vir jou bedoel nie bru!

Dankie dat jy saam my stem azure

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

Stop Talking Bad About Me !!! I Know Thats What You're Doing!! :mad:



hahahaha damn it sucks not understand a single word :D :p


btw 1 question, is afrikanse the language spoken on ALL of africa ? :confused:

[tsunade ^_^]

no! And Africa is only the continent we live in! South Africa is the country and here we have 11 OFFICIAL South African Languages! Afrikaans and English are some of em

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

oh ok . thats cool and how many languages do you know ?

[tsunade ^_^]

those 2 and some Xhosa

[Azure Wrath]

molo sisi !

[bonkers]

So, no one's going to answer my question, what did the poor americans do ?

[tsunade ^_^]

WHat didnt they do? Its doesnt matter! They are just fookin annoying!

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

did you have an american boy friend ?

[Azure Wrath]

kom ons praat in afrikaans, net sodat ons hulle kan skinder sonder dat hulle kan verstaan!

Kyuubi No Yoko!!! ek het jou *** sig vir jou gemaak, jy *** beter daar na ten inste gan KYK, of ek gaan jou lelik op ***!

Taal gebruik, passop !!!

[tsunade ^_^]

hehehehehe!

LOL dit is kwai ja! But ek hou rerig nie van die ***

Taal gebruik

[Azure Wrath]

ek weet, hulle het hulle koppe so ver up hulle eie poepholle... hmm... *** windgat. hulle is geslote in a boks/doos ook bekend as die VSA... dis so kak. SKIET HULLE ALMAL!!

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

lol. thanks for the sig azure i just replied to you, the rest didnt come up exactly right...something about shooting them all, and hate towards US. oh and gossip on afrakiansee . damn this is confusing but love for yall

[bonkers]

For some odd reason they hate the Americans... Who knows why? They're just a bunch of idiots abusing the fact that they know a language that only about 1% of the population knows... It's truly sad.

[tsunade ^_^]

and since when have you become mr sensitive?

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

Americans in general or just the US ? cuz even some one from peru or ecuador is an american

[Azure Wrath]

well, to be perfectly frank, its just the whole image of america that bugs me. The image of 'we are the best'. They are proud, yes, but... that pride often turns into arrogance.

there, i've said it. no i await the thousands of pm's to tell me how i suck.

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

omg you suck! lol j/k :D

Thats ok i dont like some times when US people say "We americans are the best" since everyone in the continent is an american not only the US citizens. but i guess you find people like that on all the cultures. :p

[Azure Wrath]

i think its more the general image, coz the majority of NC'rs are american and i dont have a problem with any of them.

[tsunade ^_^]

tru tru! But have you ever watched Chris Rocks NEVER SCARED NO MORE! That part where he talks about the accepted patriotism that turns into hatredtism!

[Azure Wrath]

havent seen it yet... oooh, speaking of which... i wanna make a thread....

[tsunade ^_^]

eh of what?

[Azure Wrath]

check this section... jesus camp

[bonkers]

and since when have you become mr sensitive?

and since when do you actually still speak to me ? :-/

well, to be perfectly frank, its just the whole image of america that bugs me. The image of 'we are the best'. They are proud, yes, but... that pride often turns into arrogance.

there, i've said it. no i await the thousands of pm's to tell me how i suck.

You suck !!! lol

[Azure Wrath]

You suck !!! lol

*haal sy moerse haalgeweer*

voel my wraak!

[bonkers]

Screw your "wraak", in Afrikaans it just sounds so dim…

*Unveil the evil eye from within…*

Now, feel my wrath !!! ^_^

[Azure Wrath]

eet my assier wraak!

dit klink soos 'n siekte....

[bonkers]

rotflmao !!! Yip, dit klink so !

[tsunade ^_^]

and since when do you actually still speak to me ? :-/


Look. This what we have, is a 2 way street! Remember that there were times that you very VERY BUSY with your studies and always had to run off? Well its my turn now! Im 3rd year and If all goes well I might even grad before march next year and they will upgrade my to an honours degree!

So my bad for being absent! I DO STILL MISS YOU

[bonkers]

aawww... sweet. Why didn't you just say so ! lmao. But, come on, 5 mins a month wouldn't kill you, would it?

[bonkers]

And then they all died ... ek wonder wat dink al die engelse mense as ons iets so randoms soos daai een sê...

[Azure Wrath]

ek sal iets sê om randoom te wees!

[tsunade ^_^]

Ja manlief maar jy is altyd die een wat moet hardloop en jy weet ek hou daarvan om lank te praat!

[Azure Wrath]

hey carmy! hoe ganit?

[tsunade ^_^]

lekker man skat en joukant?

[Azure Wrath]

ag, orait... ek sit in my exams... GREAT... skryf vrydag en maandag twee k@k vakke.

en ek het uitgevind dat as ek my postgrad wil doen, moet ek a 70% gemmideld vir my kursus kry... so ver is my gem 59%... oh kak... en ek't nog nie hierdie semester se punte in berekening gebring nie, maar hulle hang so bo 40,50,60 rond... sonder exams... so ek moet mar my gat in rat kry...

[tsunade ^_^]

dit geld dan vir beide van ons want ek moet diesele doen!

[Azure Wrath]

in daai geval... ek hou duim vas vir jou!

[bonkers]

Ja manlief maar jy is altyd die een wat moet hardloop en jy weet ek hou daarvan om lank te praat!

That's true ^_^... Maar ek geniet ten minste die bietjie wat ek kan kry ^_^

[tsunade ^_^]

mwaaaaaah! mwaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Azure Wrath]

mwaaaaaaaah! :D

[006]

bwaahahahah! Dis 'n freakin goeie thread! yor ekt Afrikaans nogals gemis! Knap gedaan azure! MY manlief waar is jy? Ek mis jou!
*soentjie*

Vir julle wat nie weet nie x ook Suid Afrikaans! Bly in die hardjie van die Boland - PAARL! Smaak 'n chat! PM of Mail my! Lekker Dag

Oh en die een wat gevra het oor sy onnie!

What did I just say??!?!? :8

[Azure Wrath]

wat de fok was dit?

oh, ok.. quotes van ander mense... lol

[tsunade ^_^]

bwaahahahah! Dis 'n freakin goeie thread! yor ekt Afrikaans nogals gemis! Knap gedaan azure! MY manlief waar is jy? Ek mis jou!
*soentjie*

Vir julle wat nie weet nie x ook Suid Afrikaans! Bly in die hardjie van die Boland - PAARL! Smaak 'n chat! PM of Mail my! Lekker Dag

Oh en die een wat gevra het oor sy onnie!

What did I just say??!?!? :8

Im from Paarl too ^_^! Who are you ?_?

[Azure Wrath]

hy't net ons posts van vroeer gecopy... hy weet nie wat hy gesê het nie

[tsunade ^_^]

ha? ?_? waarvan praat jy?

[Azure Wrath]

006 het net vroeer posts in diè thread gecopy en in sy post geplak

anyway

EKS LIEF VIR JOU!!

[tsunade ^_^]

aaaw! tog te sweet

[Azure Wrath]

net soos lemon meringue pie

[bonkers]

Lewe almal nog ?

[006]

ohayo ^_^! Lekker dag mensies!

[.ZabuZa.]

Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig

hehe cool topic ^_^ i lol`d quit hard at this persons post in the beginning <3

[.ZabuZa.]

well, to be perfectly frank, its just the whole image of america that bugs me. The image of 'we are the best'. They are proud, yes, but... that pride often turns into arrogance.

there, i've said it. no i await the thousands of pm's to tell me how i suck.
double post sorry but this comment is crazy i think you should travel some and find out that not only americans think this way, they are just open about it ^_^

[Azure Wrath]

Jy was uit jou ma se gat gebore want haar poes was te besig



O_O


as for the post above... yeah, probably, be the resto f the world doesnt see it..

hey bonkers! hoe ganit?

[NMK]

Werf eter :(

[006]

Wtf mate? ^^
Ja manlief maar jy is altyd die een wat moet hardloop en jy weet ek hou daarvan om lank te praat!

[006]

Double post!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ai! Js weer in een van jou funny mood ne ^_^

[tsunade ^_^]

Ohayo amal! Wats met di nuwe mense en hoekom fok hulle ons thread op! Hello Hubbie leef jy nog! EN 006 hou op met jou kinderkak!

[Azure Wrath]

halo carmy!!!

[bonkers]

Wtf mate? ^^
Ja manlief maar jy is altyd die een wat moet hardloop en jy weet ek hou daarvan om lank te praat!

Don't ask !!! Lol ^_^

Ek lewe nog ... maar ek vermy maar vir almal deesdae... want sodra ek in 'n gesprek kom, dan hou dit so 2 ure aan, dan mis ek nogal baie slaap/werk ens... ^_^
Dit sal alles so oor 4-6 jaar verbeter ^_^

[Azure Wrath]

allo hugo! hoe ganit man?

[bonkers]

Lol , met my gaan dit nogal goed .... nog net een semester, dan is ek vry ... soort van.

[Azure Wrath]

ha ha, een semester, dan is ek halfpad... :S