your CRAZY dreams! [Archive]

steve

09-10-2006, 04:07 PM

This isnt dreaming, BUT i went camping this summer and apparently in the middle of the night(asleep) I sat up and screamed "we haveto clean the bathroom if we dont clean the bathroom we are going to get kicked out" and went on like that for awhile. Meanwhile, park rangers came by and tried to kick us out and my friends had to convince them we hadnt vandalized the bathroom and that I was asleep.

Bap

09-10-2006, 04:34 PM

I fell from the sky, once. As I was falling, a spacecraft flew past me, and its engines ignited me. I continued to fall while on fire. I hit the ground. I stood up and walked away.

End.

That was one of the coolest dreams I've ever had.

Jonny_extreme

09-10-2006, 07:56 PM

My dreams are F'd up... here is a list

Robbing a museam with Macgyver (best person in the entire world)

Sneaking across the Mexican border to get to america (ive never even been to mexico)

Hitler killed all my friends.

being crippled was COOL. and i was the only one not crippled, so people made fun of me.

accordign to my friend, in my sleep i was mumbling something about sucking bacon through a straw.

and my grand fanale!
I was driving in florida w/ my brother (i was 13 when i had this dream) my brother had to go to the bathroom. i let him out, and an aligator climbed into the trunk, pointed a gun at my head and said "keep driving" it was seriously the scariest dream of my life....

KageNaruto

09-10-2006, 09:06 PM

i had a dream that lasted 3 "dream weeks". i was a weasel traveling with a group of toher weasels(or were we ferrets), and at one point we hadda climb a windy mountain where huge boulders got caught in the wind and began sqwashing us.

and at the end we parted ways and left in baskets tied to balloons.

all i can remember of that dream...

and then i had a jurrasic park dream where dinos invaded the earth. everything was realisitc except the part where i lost my shoe and kept slipping and sliding like 100 feet on my socks cause it was raining....

NMK

09-10-2006, 09:33 PM

im too tired to post any long dream storys so ill just do that some other time, anyways when i was younger, (like 3-10) or something I almost always dreamed about falling from the sky and when I got squashed against the ground I usually woke up, sometimes i even stopped in the air just before i would've got squashed and then i just continued sleeping

superkhanh0

09-10-2006, 10:23 PM

wen i was little i had a dream wen i go to the bathroom to pee, then wen i wake up i peed on my bed :D

DonEmu

09-10-2006, 10:57 PM

same thing happened to me dude, when i was a kid

anyway. i dreamt once i was scooby from scooby doo and when we wennt for a ghost, and tried to pull the mask, it was really a ghost and it killed fred...and shaggy had pity sex with daphne, weird huh

Jonny_extreme

09-10-2006, 11:17 PM

Scooby doo hentai?!!
lol
also post nightmares too.

Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee

09-11-2006, 12:05 AM

the worst dream i had and weird, well to me, i dreamed i was Matt damon, damn when i think about, thats gross, matt damon, ew....

Solace

09-11-2006, 01:56 AM

i remember being tickled to death by a scary ass clown... i hate clowns...

Jonny_extreme

09-11-2006, 02:16 AM

Yeah *shivers remembering the movie IT*

grim-diablo

09-11-2006, 03:00 AM

i dreamed hitler was getting his arse kicked my his mom! xD

in another 1 i dreamed that hitler was getting gay with my best friend

FTMboi

09-11-2006, 03:08 AM

Once, waaay back when I was in high school, I dreamt that my band director was dressed up like Blade, with this bigass sword, and he was chasing me around this city at night. It was all dark and rainy, and for some weird reason I had my trombone with me and I wouldn't drop it even though it'd probably help me run faster. Finally, he cornered me and said "It's open season on all band students..." and came at me with the sword. But then my mom (who is all of 4'11") comes out of nowhere with this gun as big as she is and just blows him away... That was probably one of the craziest dreams I've ever had, lol.

sessysgurl

09-11-2006, 08:35 PM

i hardly remember dreams. But recently i dreamed that one of my annoying friends got eaten by a crocodile. It was hilarious caz she called it on herself because she was so annoying.

I used to very, very frequently dream that my teeth are falling out, or that im being chased by a giant crocodile, or that i'm in moving car but i cant find the breaks, or im being attacked by ppl and nobody will help me. stuff like that

Dorphuk

09-11-2006, 10:15 PM

Man good topic, i have very wierd dreams even tested the cheese theory and imo it works :D

Last strange dream i can remember was one where i was stuck inside of this bubble but nobody else could see it and i was slowly running out of breath. can't really remember much else about it but got me waking up breathing like i had just run a couple of laps.

oh yeah and you know when you are driffting off to sleep when trying to stay awake and you sort of get a jolt and wake up again. This is due to our primal ancestory to stop us falling out of trees.

Jonny_extreme

09-12-2006, 05:34 AM

^^ thank you

but honestly... i actually had a nightmare where i didnt even want to go back to sleep.... it just fu*ked with my mind....

I was in the civil war.... and i was asked to go find some guy.... but for some reason, when ever i saw him through my eyes, he was like a slimy tan gollum in the corner and once it looked at me, everything went crazy. massacre pictures flashed in my face, and the last one was a picture of a cow's skull on a staff.. then i woke up and had a burning sensation throughout my whole body.

Chidongan

09-12-2006, 08:51 PM

Nick

11-20-2006, 10:55 PM

I dream lots of dead people... not like famous personalites but dead rotting people.

I also have a recurring dream since I was a kid about finding my way out of a maze...

The best dreams I ever have are the ones where I'm flying.

Flyin

11-20-2006, 10:59 PM

Last night my dream involved a sub. teacher I had last yr. Damn she's hot, I think I had a chance too. Ohh well, you know what they say, screw the new, hold the old.

DonEmu

11-20-2006, 11:01 PM

My last dream was like a mix btn kingdom hearts and seiken dentetsu( secret of mana) and i was the hero, and the sidekick( girl ^_^) was soooooooo hot, and we made out after killing every monster, and we had loads of adventures, it ended weird though....right when i was going for the boss and sure to get more than makeout at the end.........damn , i prefer nightmares to good dreams cause u are happy to wake up V_V

Chidongan

11-20-2006, 11:03 PM

The best dreams I ever have are the ones where I'm flying.

i had a dream where i was flying. man it was great. so much freedom. ^^

i cant put into words what my most current dream was like. we have children on these forums.

Nick

11-20-2006, 11:05 PM

I know, words just don't explain those dreams Chido.

EDIT: The flying dreams, I mean.

AK47

11-20-2006, 11:09 PM

i have pretty decent dreams now, cuz they're all about sex. i don't really like sex but my dreams are so seductive. i can't stop being persuaded into a fantasy of orgies
my nightmares are sex with men involved. ew! jk don't have nightmares often anymore. my nightmares used to be about armageddon and ghosts, and those aliens from the movie ' alien'

DonEmu

11-20-2006, 11:11 PM

One of my worst nightmares was scooby doo oriented V_V, long story short, it wasnt a mask...

Nick

11-20-2006, 11:12 PM

I feel a little weird posting this, but this is a dream I had about 2 years ago, I wrote it down the next morning.

I watched the earth violently shake. It was the kind of scene where you slowly gasped for air from fear that it would be your last. The sun spoke to me and said he was sorry and that he couldn’t hold on any longer. I watched
buildings ripple and melt away as if I looked at a water colored painting. I didn't know all the people that were around me but we all laughed hysterically and it was not funny at all because tears began to roll down the face of this one girl I often see in my dreams. The one without a name, remember her? She was the same one from the waterfall fantasy. She asked you what you most desired, and before you could answer the alarm went off. I watched an apartment building across the street detach from its earthly foundation and slide down the avenue destroying the minor structures in its way. I laughed even louder wondering if the building i was standing in would be next. I turned around to see if everyone else found it funny too. They were still laughing, but at the same time their eyes looked like the eyes of new born puppies - in the way that just melts your heart. It was not laughter
I was seeing. They were not prepared for it.

Anna Hatake

11-21-2006, 08:41 PM

i had this rlly scary dream one time.....

okay i had a dream that i was walking in the woods and then this guy in a black robe came up and grabed me and tried to rape me so i ran away...then i wound up on the streets of my old house and there was this little girl crying so i went up and i asked wut was wrong and she said that she can't find her parents so i took her by the hand and we were walking....then all of a sudden the guy in the black robe came and grabed me again and the little girl goes dady don't mess around wit momy in front of me. and i'm like wut the i'm not ur mom and the dude started getting all on me.....and then i woke up and it scared me

animeking

11-21-2006, 08:56 PM

i had a new creepy dream a few days ago o_o

In this dream everything was normal,but in the same time it was kinda creepy.Not only that but at some point something went on outside of the house (dunno what i was in doors so i never saw what everyone was scared about at the point this happened), they kept saying you might wanna stay inside your room and not come out.I asked if there was a way I could help and they said "no you cannot,unless you have a gun with you,"so I went into my room and decided to stay awake all night (in the dream -_-) playing guilty gear. I figured that if something happened I would go out and help,but while playing guilty gear the music in it seemed odd and I started falling asleep.It felt like i could see through my eye lids somehow and I saw a small person (i think it was a mini version of me or possibly a friend of mine im not sure).He said something that I am unable of remembering,but than he seemed to have made my body float into the air,while this was happening I felt as if i was getting closer to the mirror and my face looked like it was being blown away (imagine what you see when you put a drop of water into a small puddle o_o) and the other half of my face perfectly normal and than I simply got sucked into the mirror.

and that is how my dream ended o_o what do you all think

NMK

11-21-2006, 09:05 PM

Don't judge me, I was sleepwalking a lot when I was younger. A lot of incidents happened, I'll tell you two. I walked out of the apartment and I were heading to the elevator, then my dad came and stopped me. I even sleepwalked back to bed, I was told about this when I woke up. This one time I were dreaming, I started to walk in my sleep, I dreamed that I had to pee so in the dream I went to the bathroom when I actually were in the Kitchen. Lucky that my dads bedroom is next to the kitchen so he woke up and heard me. I don't remember if I peed on the kitchen floor or if he managed to wake me up before ^^ And again, don't judge me .. I was like 10 or less when these incidents happened.

When I visited my grandparents in Finland I had this bad dreams, it was about those electric thingys, the evil ones .. in the kids show "Moomies" or whatever it's called in english. Just search youtube.com for muumi or moomi and you'll see. I dreamed that I was in my bed and they were trying to get up, and believe me I was scared to death!

Chidongan

11-21-2006, 11:25 PM

i had this dream when i was about 9 or 10.

i was walking around my house and i heard a noise comming from the guest room, so i check it out, and it's some really hot chick making love to some guy. so i take off my clothes run into the room, and throw the guy off the bed. and f*** the sh*t out of the girl. ^^

again. i was only 9 or 10.

zoldic777

11-22-2006, 12:42 AM

:O u nasty boy....

lol, nearly every dream of mine theres this old scary woman T_T she's going after me i just dont know why, WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME GODAAAMNIT, sheesh, anyway i use to have really weird unexplanable dreams when i was a kid.... no words to explain =/

Nick

11-22-2006, 11:36 AM

Zoldic your dream about the scary woman sounds very similar to this recurring nightmare that my wife keeps having...

Azure Wrath

11-22-2006, 11:38 AM

i tend to sleepwalk quite often. i've heard many tales oe me barging into rooms, asking people arbitraty questions... hmmm.. sadly, i haven't witnessed it. :D

caress

11-22-2006, 12:14 PM

i could'nt imagine myself sleepwalking though, but if i did...... i might just scare myself .... but it might be fun seing som1 sleepwalk.... maybe if you sleep walk u might just had a horrible dream........

Azure Wrath

11-22-2006, 12:31 PM

i dont recall having any dreams though. i jsut woke up the next morning in my bed and my mom asked me 'what where you up to last night? you barged into the room and started asking weird stuff', and i was like... huh?

Chidongan

11-22-2006, 02:37 PM

i used to sleep-sing.

i'd be sleeping then all of the sudden i'd start singing. O.o

Nick

11-22-2006, 02:40 PM

I would believe that Chido because when I was in boot camp there was this guy who would sit up in his sleep and recite orders and directives in his sleep. His eyes would be wide open but he was really asleep. He never seemed to believe us when we told him about it the next day.

006

11-22-2006, 02:50 PM

I dont have dreams I remember much but the earliest one I can remember was about a year ago, I was on a battlefield with a machine gun and there was an army of kids from my new school ( Bonham, which I HATE. ) And behind me there was an army of kids from my old elementary... yea it was pretty weird but it was cool because I asked somone who went to bonham who used to go to lbj and he said he had the same dream... We kicked @$$!

Flyin

11-22-2006, 08:37 PM

One of my friends gets up in the night and yells at people, he gets violent if you yell back. Next morning, he has no clue it happened, but he does it almost every night. It's funny as hell when he's with a girl.

superkhanh0

11-22-2006, 08:38 PM

i feel bad for these people wen they get married

animeking

11-22-2006, 09:43 PM

i feel bad for these people wen they get married

who us???????????????????

narutoIZZAbest

11-23-2006, 03:14 AM

razorblades were cutting all over my body. i was running all over them.

ummm... and one of 'em ended up in my mouth somehow. i carefully tried to spit it out.... and cut my tounge.

^___^;; and then i forced myself to open my eyes. =D

Chidongan

11-23-2006, 03:21 AM

well 'tis scary, but i had a dream yesterday, that my doctor said i was gonna die withing 4 or 5 weeks. :(

and as some of you know, i'm having a major surgery comming up soon. i hope it has nothing to do with it. >.>

*sigh*

NMK

11-23-2006, 07:11 AM

You won't believe me and I won't care, but sometimes I dream about the future. I mean the real future stuff that WILL happen.. It runs in the family. So it's cool when I remember the dream and can predict something.
Has anyone heard of the Estonia Ship thingy? The Boat that sank? That I dreamed about when I was young, one week before it happened. I told my mom about the dream and she told her grandmother who were going on that ship to don't go on the boat. Amazingly she doesn't get into the ship and yes the damn Ship sank. I don't have that kinds of dreams often anymore, had a lot more of those when I was younger.
Believe me or not but it's true.

Dorphuk

11-23-2006, 08:08 AM

I had a dream last night that the English Literature Society from my old Uni totally walked in on me and my girlfriend doing the dirty just to steal my computer. Odd, i know :D

Lukasz

11-23-2006, 08:26 AM

i never had (or dont remeber) normal dream.
once i i had dream about fighting zombies. lots of violence
also, i have been flying (by various measn: telekinetic, Force, or something like Dragon Ball) swimming underwater without needing to breath.
i felt pain (which was kinda nice in a way)
i was drunk couple times (awsome, no hangover, but waking up sux)
and i have never had an nightmare. which is kinda sad

Azure Wrath

11-23-2006, 01:21 PM

i have also dreamt stuff that come to happen, like de ja voix (i think thats how you spell it?)!
Nothing major, just small stuff, but when it happens, you remember and its like... wow
Chido, nah, your dreams lyong, the opp will go fine!

NMK

11-24-2006, 12:34 AM

Finally somebody who understands! I often forget my dreams but exactly like you said .. when it happens you're like "wow, it's all coming back now" :)

Lukasz

11-24-2006, 06:39 AM

sorry guys/gals (dont know your sexes)

but
its not true. you think you have seen it once before and you imagine that you have a dream about it.
but the true meaning of this feeling is brain slighty malfunctions (that is pretty common).
New images are sent to places where they are compared with images in your memory and new stuff is recorded. but sometimes they are recorded before being compared to your memory. and then the process starts again but this time images are considered old and familiar.
This how deja vu works (atleast i understood it like that. there was an article in New Scientist about it).
but the memory has no history so you (or to say it better, your brain) are making sutff up by thinking that you see the future in your dreams.

brain cheats us all the time. ALL the time. Our memories should never be 100% reliable source of information (same goes with what i just posted. this is how i remeber the article. i will try to reaserch something latter).

But i know the feeling, i have it very often. Start writting your dreams down and you can see that dreams do not predict the future.

Azure Wrath

11-24-2006, 06:48 AM

aww....

hey, i dreamt that you'd say that!! jokes jokes..
i also heard that, but i don't realy like the idea of deja vu not existing... but i guess i should accept it, hey?

Ps, i am a guy :P

zoldic777

11-27-2006, 10:46 AM

*qoute* = nick *quote*

oo what dreams does she have :P if u dont mind T.T

and umm, yea, most of my dreams are like nothing when i wake up, but as the day goes on memories flash through my brain =p

Nick

11-27-2006, 11:11 AM

zoldic777

11-27-2006, 11:20 AM

hey.... i have those types of dreams too, but long ago.... like i'm sitting with my mom then the next moment its her and she cuts all of my fingers with a scissors (spelling :S) and she's controlling my bro and other shit, haha, old times XD

but now i dont dream much stuff, months since my last dream >.>

Anna Hatake

11-27-2006, 08:10 PM

okay i had a dream that i guess i was playing in the graveyard or something and then this dude comes out from behind a tombstone and starts yelling at me and i couldn't understand him so all of a sudden he starts comming after me so i run and i fins a hole in the ground so i crawl into it and all of a sudden the dud starts smiling and dissapears so right when i'm comming out of the hole i fall into it and i wind up in hell and these people keep coming out of the ground and everytime they touch me my skin started burnin...then a rlly big one comes out and grabs me and throws me aganist the wall and starts yellng at me and then he started hitting me then i hear this really loud voice that keeps telling the dude to stop and when he finnaly does i realizes it's one of my exs and he keeps telling me that he'd be better this time and i jumped up and said no..........and well i woke up and my arm is burned rlly rlly bad

i_feel_tiredsleepy

11-27-2006, 08:35 PM

She says the dream is about an old woman with black hair that follows her down the halls in our apartment building. She quickly runs into the apartment to get away and shuts the door. Then when she turns around the woman is already standing in our living room.

Sometimes she dreams that the old woman is watching her sleep and when the old woman comes in the room she's paralysed and can't get up.

mostly stuff like that.

Maybe the dream is a representation of her subconscious fear of aging, the woman is old, thus could be symbolic of growing older and the black hair and her fear of the woman could represent negative feelings towards that happening, her omnipresence and the paralysis could represent her fear of the inevitability of aging. Also, corridors and halls are often symbols of the subconscious in literature. Thats how I would interpret the dream if it were in a novel I read lol.

KageNaruto

11-27-2006, 09:15 PM

i wanted a wii but my mom wouldnt buy it.

then i stole money and bought it.

then my mom came home and said that she changed her mind and bought a wii.

so i had to wiis.

but woke up before i could start playing zelda.

I WANT A WII!!!

Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee

11-27-2006, 11:41 PM

Lol, I dreamed about the wii too, the difference is i have the money for it, just waiting that the videogame store receives another delivery of them.

zoldic777

11-28-2006, 01:51 AM

Maybe the dream is a representation of her subconscious fear of aging, the woman is old, thus could be symbolic of growing older and the black hair and her fear of the woman could represent negative feelings towards that happening, her omnipresence and the paralysis could represent her fear of the inevitability of aging. Also, corridors and halls are often symbols of the subconscious in literature. Thats how I would interpret the dream if it were in a novel I read lol.

well.... i dont know about her reason to fear the old woman, but in my dreams, she was a satan as i remember =p

Flyin

11-28-2006, 03:01 AM

I had a dream where me and Condelizza Rice beat the hell outta' old people.

Last night my dream was of freezing to death on a roof top. I was working, all day, it got colder, I got sleepy, decided just to sit for a minuite and then I passed out and layed there. Then I stopped breathing and my corpse just layed there, slowly getting covered by the snow....it's a creepy feeling, cause it's -40 right now, and I work on roof tops.....

mangekyou.sasuke

12-16-2006, 01:31 AM

I dreamt some bad guys were kidnapping my hot crush, and I kicked their asses solid, then we fell deeply into a conversational love

narutoIZZAbest

12-17-2006, 04:15 AM

er.. i was ripping apart this guy's body (literally). blood was all over my hand, and when i made the final movement to rip out his brains... i woke up. [=

Nick

12-17-2006, 04:20 AM

er.. i was ripping apart this guy's body (literally). blood was all over my hand, and when i made the final movement to rip out his brains... i woke up. [=

I knew it! I couldn't proove it until now but I always knew women had those subconscious tendancies.

Azure Wrath

12-18-2006, 05:53 AM

you know whats cool? when you dream that you go to sleep and then have ANOTHER dream!

DBZWarrior6582

12-18-2006, 06:01 AM

Well recently I haven't been having dreams, that or I don't remember them. as soon as I have one worthy of this thread I toss it up.

Flyin

12-18-2006, 09:16 PM

I dreamt about gettin' laid by my friend that I've known for 6 years...not that I would mind, but just weird....I've known her so long, it's almost creepy to think about.

I'd give more detail, but this just isn't that kind of site.

Raki

12-18-2006, 09:23 PM

I had this weird dream I was spider-man's sidekick , he called me "speeder-man"
I was fighting the brown goblin (Weird huh...) then he threw poop at me , I was dodging every attack and he punched me with his glider....then my roommate decided to pull off a prank and woke me up :(

Jey

12-19-2006, 05:14 PM

Flyin PM me the details....

Anna Hatake

12-21-2006, 12:49 AM

hmm....i had a dream that me and my friend were talking and all of a sudden this gay dude comes up and starts hitting on us....yea not very good dream....very scary

narutoIZZAbest

12-22-2006, 01:04 AM

Flyin

12-22-2006, 01:09 AM

Yeah, it was crazy for me though. It was like doing one of my best friends!!!

narutoIZZAbest

12-22-2006, 01:10 AM

well the subconcious mind isn't always necessarily portraying your desires.

Nick

07-30-2007, 02:31 PM

I had the dream again...this time the zombies were attacking me on the balcony of an apartment building. I must've been at least 20 stories up and as usual, the guns ran out of ammo.

I had to start grabbing motherfuckers by their shirts and pushing them over and kicking some under the balcony railing...they never seem to stop coming.

Azure Wrath

07-30-2007, 03:25 PM

i dreamt i was in Nick and Hidden's houses....

i told hidden about how his house looks... and i was rather spot-on... O_O

spacecadet319

07-30-2007, 04:34 PM

u guys dream shit like that? my dreams usually consist of familiar but unrecognizable landscapes where i usually teleport to different locations within a matter of minutes, although my dreams usually last for a long time i have a hard time remembering the begininng but the end is no problem and is usually extremely vivid, most of my dreams are lucid and i am aware that im dreaming and therefore end up doing whatever i want.

my dreams fucking own and i cannot put them in words