Do you think They have a ninja school

[Great Ninja]

I wish They have a ninja school for us of all ages from 12 to 19 that would be so cool to go to, to be a ninja and to be on teams of three and learn how to fight Cha! :D

[Bartimaeus]

1 word answer: no

[Great Ninja]

why do you say that!

[Bartimaeus]

becase we youngsterz, got a life, and we couldnt live without instruction

2nd: Our body could never do things like in naruto

3rd: Our generation is one of the weakest physically due to video games, without training, a kid of today cant run for 15, in the time of yer parents, they could run for 25 easily (except for special problems)

4th: dammit, we'd use kunais, people use guns, bangbang, dead..

sorry to break your dreams, but..quit this fantasy world...

[Great Ninja]

well true but it would be fun just to kill by other wepons besides guns.

[Hellchild915]

ahahahahahahahahah that is to funny but that would be retarded

[Great Ninja]

I guess so but It will be cool for me. :lol:

[Bartimaeus]

you think it would be cool to kill...sorry..but by that I can tell you never held real firearms

I did, I know what power it has, and its very destructiv, I threw grenades, I know its power...and tell me..if you think for 2 seconds, if I were the one being hit by that, how would I feel..then you say, I don't want to have to use this against someone...but at the same time you say: If i dont do it, he will de it, then I'll be the one who die by the fire...killing with weapons isnt a simple term, its very complicated..but..

I must agree..i'd like to be a damn ninja!!!

[Great Ninja]

That is powerful I guess you are right I t would'nt be cool to kill and I dont what anything to happen to you if we fought together. so you are right. :cry:

[V.VELDANEN]

U puny humans can't even begin to comprehend the truth. In actual fact there IS a ninja school...the reason you don't know not of its secret existence, is because you are too insignificant to be told so.

They would only select the finest, fastest, smartest and those who can grasp the complexities of human nature and the threacherous web of politicial philosophies and history. Best with advance knowledge on computers and programming.

They actually understand that killing is not for fun but for the greater good or it is purely for commissioned work. They are driven by cold, heartless ambition and they don't have a life beyond their routine killing.... They live in fear from their stalking enemies, they live for nothing.

They are people who change the tide of the world.

Yes they are cool because they are born to be cool...do you have what it takes to be like them?

[animeking]

heh thats stupid i mean sure it would be fun to be able of doing jutsu's like in naruto (hell you can probably kick the @$$ of someone with a gun unless of course you start doing hand signs right in front of there faces while they stare in confusion for a few secs and just shoot you because they think you look retarded)


ups if this world were like naruto and you trained

jutsu techs like from the series hell you can even invent your own! XD

super speed

super streanth

bad

nobody would be dumb enough to let you do handseals in front of them when they have a gun and BANG! lmao XD

[KageNaruto]

-_-

W....T......F?

first im sure theres skools that teach fighting styles that some ninja used, pressure points, instant kills, etc etc etc.

but your idea, is the lamest thing ever.

did you say something like "it would be fun to kill people with kunais"?

listen here, i doubt youre like very old. if you killed a person, im sure you would go through a mental breakdown

[Bartimaeus]

That is powerful I guess you are right I t would'nt be cool to kill and I dont what anything to happen to you if we fought together. so you are right. :cry:

Not only woudnt you want anything to happen, but you shoudl do so nothing happen, like I would do, if we fought togheter, I'D back you up, and you'd back me up

that's how it works in the army, I'll explain you something everyone:

The army, is like Naruto, but more futuristic, we got basic camp, where we learn to be military beings, like in naruto, where they learn to be ninja, then, we got another camp, where we learn to be soldiers, whre they get gennin, then after, we got a profession camp (for me, infantry, i didnt do it yet), like the chuunin test.

In fact, you are in teams, but its teams of 6 to 14, and everyone is there to help everyone, everyone saves everyone, if I aint there, the team woudnt be the saem, and its the same for any othe member.

but what is special, is that, they act like in naruto, they tell u some things, and you must find out the truth by yourself, kind of a wierd, real life game. example: They tell us: You dont fucking work in team soldiers, work in team...

we tought we worked in team the best we could, well it was wrong, we had more things to discover, do they want us to be honest if our friend did a stupid thing, or to lie to save his ass, thats us to find it, like in naruto, really cool, the army, is a giant game..
so

PLAY IT!!

[KageNaruto]

the army is great till you get shipped to iraq

[Bartimaeus]

yeah, fortunatly, im in the reserve, so I chose wheter i get shipped or not!!
MUAHAHA!!

[ChaosTheory]

How to be a ninja:

Step 1. During Elementry school, excell in all areas of physical fitness. Aim for A's and B's in all your classes

Step 2. Enroll in karate courses at a young age, be persistant

Step 3. Enroll in gymnastics courses

Step 4. Enroll in Yoga classes

Step 5. Become good at the classes mentioned above

Step 6. ???

Step 7. PROFIT


---

There probably isn't any "Ninja School" but if you wish make yourself capable of ninja-like skills, you have to go to various sources and peice them together yourself.

Or.. Join the army. Tis a great way to become an hero.

[Bartimaeus]

wanna know how?

www.askaninja.com

go there, its hillarious!

[DJ Jaime]

No, they don't have a ninja school.

[Great Ninja]

Thats right I would have your back, but I am handcapped but I pack a hell of a puch cha!

[Great Ninja]

Thats good I like this but check these out my friend
http://www.ninja-training.com/
Offering Elite Self Defense Training to Men, Women and Children.

Japan's first Ninja school offers major in the mystical martial art
"We don't want anybody to make a mistake here. Once a ninja allows other people to know they're a ninja, they're no longer entitled to be called a ninja," Kashiwagi says.
http://www.ninjitsu.com/
Modern American Ninjitsu training and mixed martial art concepts.
http://www.warriorquest.com/,Warrior Quest teaches a variety of arts. Ninjutsu (the art of the Ninja), Bushijutsu (the art of the Samurai), Kunoichijutsu (the art of the Female Ninja), Ko-Ninjutsu (the art of the Young Ninja) and Chambara (the art of Theatrical Combat and Stunts).

[animeking]

hmm well i guess you can learn ninjutsu if you want but you wont really learn any naruto bullcrap >..< but you might wanna be careful when trying to go to a martial arts school >.> to lazy to explain at the moment

[Great Ninja]

I'll try to. :lol:

[superkhanh0]

silly people
how old are u great ninja?

[Great Ninja]

18 why? :?

[Great Ninja]

18 why? :?

[animeking]

but just for the hell of it im gonna poste this link someone in the martial arts club from newgrounds in page 160 gave me


http://www.burrese.com/Personal_Security_&_Self_Defense/Articles/Articles_by_Others/How_to_Tell_If_a_School.htm


>.> just in case you really do wanna learn martial arts damn i wanna learn Shaolin Kung fu o_O also remember Hand to hand combat is useless against a gun :p (lol that was obviously added as a joke cause no one is dumb enough to fight hand to hand against a gun ok maybe there are weirdos out there but thats not my point)


DONT DOUBLE POSTE!

[006]

U puny humans can't even begin to comprehend the truth. In actual fact there IS a ninja school...the reason you don't know not of its secret existence, is because you are too insignificant to be told so.

They would only select the finest, fastest, smartest and those who can grasp the complexities of human nature and the threacherous web of politicial philosophies and history. Best with advance knowledge on computers and programming.

They actually understand that killing is not for fun but for the greater good or it is purely for commissioned work. They are driven by cold, heartless ambition and they don't have a life beyond their routine killing.... They live in fear from their stalking enemies, they live for nothing.

They are people who change the tide of the world.

Yes they are cool because they are born to be cool...do you have what it takes to be like them?
Heck yes!

[Great Ninja]

cool thanks

[Great Ninja]

Check this out my friend I got this from my friend.That is an visually advanced and more technical version of Parkour.
I believe the member of E.M.C, Xin Sarith is a practitioner of such.

[animeking]

err you do realize what the words


DONT DOUBLE POSTE!


means right? if so let me explain it means do not make a 2nd poste after the first poste when you can just edit the poste to something else >.> also if you learn martial arts please remember dont kill people o_O (read your killing is cool poste)

[Great Ninja]

why do you say that.

[animeking]

why do you say that.


err on what *is confused* the killing thingy or the whole


DONT DOUBLE POSTE! thingie?

[KageNaruto]

why the hell isnt this locked?

[Great Ninja]

ok I wont damm!

[animeking]

why the hell isnt this locked?

only god knows kagenaruto only god knows... LOL im surprised to ya know (seriously lol)



tp great nin you can at least explain which one your speaking about *brain explodes* im starting to think you lied about your age and your really 12 O_o (than again i cant really comment *read his own postes LOL*) and plz edit your postes o_O dont double poste to respond to this XD

[Great Ninja]

I have my ways lol

[V.VELDANEN]

I have my ways lol

That's probably the boldest statement I've ever heard from a newbie. I think I'm going to like this guy alot!

But yeah, just remember that this is a discussion forum, not a chat room, keep your posts as meaty and discussion worthy and possible.

[Great Ninja]

oK i WILL

[KageNaruto]

oK i WILL

thats chat room material, you dont make spots like that-_-.

and dont reply with anohter "ok i wont"

[Nova]

Not only woudnt you want anything to happen, but you shoudl do so nothing happen, like I would do, if we fought togheter, I'D back you up, and you'd back me up

that's how it works in the army, I'll explain you something everyone:

The army, is like Naruto, but more futuristic, we got basic camp, where we learn to be military beings, like in naruto, where they learn to be ninja, then, we got another camp, where we learn to be soldiers, whre they get gennin, then after, we got a profession camp (for me, infantry, i didnt do it yet), like the chuunin test.

In fact, you are in teams, but its teams of 6 to 14, and everyone is there to help everyone, everyone saves everyone, if I aint there, the team woudnt be the saem, and its the same for any othe member.

but what is special, is that, they act like in naruto, they tell u some things, and you must find out the truth by yourself, kind of a wierd, real life game. example: They tell us: You dont f***ing work in team soldiers, work in team...

we tought we worked in team the best we could, well it was wrong, we had more things to discover, do they want us to be honest if our friend did a stupid thing, or to lie to save his ass, thats us to find it, like in naruto, really cool, the army, is a giant game..
so

PLAY IT!!

Bart....you've been so damn cocky since you got back. Remember these things.

1. You're in the Reserve....Reserve is for pussies.
2. You've been there like 2 months, in training, I doubt you've ever shot at somebody with the intent to kill.
3. You're in the Canadian Armed Forces.....you won't be going to Iraq most likely.

You're a soldier, but again, you're in the reserves....if you choose when you go to battle, then it's easy enough to say that you aren't a real soldier. The reserves, swat, and other "armed forces" like that are play soldiers. Just quit acting like you're so hott dude....you were in bootcamp/training for like 2 months, that's not much to be so proud of...good for you though, gratz.

[Lost Prophet]

Not only woudnt you want anything to happen, but you shoudl do so nothing happen, like I would do, if we fought togheter, I'D back you up, and you'd back me up

that's how it works in the army, I'll explain you something everyone:

The army, is like Naruto, but more futuristic, we got basic camp, where we learn to be military beings, like in naruto, where they learn to be ninja, then, we got another camp, where we learn to be soldiers, whre they get gennin, then after, we got a profession camp (for me, infantry, i didnt do it yet), like the chuunin test.

In fact, you are in teams, but its teams of 6 to 14, and everyone is there to help everyone, everyone saves everyone, if I aint there, the team woudnt be the saem, and its the same for any othe member.

but what is special, is that, they act like in naruto, they tell u some things, and you must find out the truth by yourself, kind of a wierd, real life game. example: They tell us: You dont f***ing work in team soldiers, work in team...

we tought we worked in team the best we could, well it was wrong, we had more things to discover, do they want us to be honest if our friend did a stupid thing, or to lie to save his ass, thats us to find it, like in naruto, really cool, the army, is a giant game..
so

PLAY IT!!

Bart....you've been so damn cocky since you got back. Remember these things.

1. You're in the Reserve....Reserve is for pussies.
2. You've been there like 2 months, in training, I doubt you've ever shot at somebody with the intent to kill.
3. You're in the Canadian Armed Forces.....you won't be going to Iraq most likely.

You're a soldier, but again, you're in the reserves....if you choose when you go to battle, then it's easy enough to say that you aren't a real soldier. The reserves, swat, and other "armed forces" like that are play soldiers. Just quit acting like you're so hott dude....you were in bootcamp/training for like 2 months, that's not much to be so proud of...good for you though, gratz.

lol, OWNED.


actually, about the ninja school, I would love to be one, but it seems impossible in the world we live in today. possibly centuries back, before gunpowder and cannons, but not today

[V.VELDANEN]

Not only woudnt you want anything to happen, but you shoudl do so nothing happen, like I would do, if we fought togheter, I'D back you up, and you'd back me up

that's how it works in the army, I'll explain you something everyone:

The army, is like Naruto, but more futuristic, we got basic camp, where we learn to be military beings, like in naruto, where they learn to be ninja, then, we got another camp, where we learn to be soldiers, whre they get gennin, then after, we got a profession camp (for me, infantry, i didnt do it yet), like the chuunin test.

In fact, you are in teams, but its teams of 6 to 14, and everyone is there to help everyone, everyone saves everyone, if I aint there, the team woudnt be the saem, and its the same for any othe member.

but what is special, is that, they act like in naruto, they tell u some things, and you must find out the truth by yourself, kind of a wierd, real life game. example: They tell us: You dont f***ing work in team soldiers, work in team...

we tought we worked in team the best we could, well it was wrong, we had more things to discover, do they want us to be honest if our friend did a stupid thing, or to lie to save his ass, thats us to find it, like in naruto, really cool, the army, is a giant game..
so

PLAY IT!!

Bart....you've been so damn cocky since you got back. Remember these things.

1. You're in the Reserve....Reserve is for pussies.
2. You've been there like 2 months, in training, I doubt you've ever shot at somebody with the intent to kill.
3. You're in the Canadian Armed Forces.....you won't be going to Iraq most likely.

You're a soldier, but again, you're in the reserves....if you choose when you go to battle, then it's easy enough to say that you aren't a real soldier. The reserves, swat, and other "armed forces" like that are play soldiers. Just quit acting like you're so hott dude....you were in bootcamp/training for like 2 months, that's not much to be so proud of...good for you though, gratz.

I don't think Bart is anywhere close to flaunt arrogantly at his new pride and achievement. If I were to observe, he was doing it in the context of sharing his experience to younger audience that didn't have a clue of a real military organization and functions.

If i didn't know any better, I think you, TN, is sufferring from certain insecurities for making such an unprovoked attack.

If anyone would be cockier, it would be you to think and badmouthing the reserve as being so insignificant, to a point of insult. Calm down dude. Reserve or not, I think it was a fair experience for him to share.

And whose talking about going to Iraq? It was kagenaruto who jested.

Jeez....

[Bartimaeus]

well actually, Canadian army GOES to Iraq, we lost about 20 soldiers in the last 2 months, and one of em was killed by a accidental shot of on of his friend (this guy, I should beat him up for tarnishing the Canadian army reputation..you may think can's army suck, but they are well known, and due to their pacifism, they are welcome everywhere they g as friends, except by the terrorist, these guys are against everyone anyway...

[KageNaruto]

well actually, Canadian army GOES to Iraq, we lost about 20 soldiers in the last 2 months, and one of em was killed by a accidental shot of on of his friend (this guy, I should beat him up for tarnishing the Canadian army reputation..you may think can's army suck, but they are well known, and due to their pacifism, they are welcome everywhere they g as friends, except by the terrorist, these guys are against everyone anyway...

ha, im right! (and i didnt even know it, i kinda usumed you were in US lol[at the time of my post about getting shipped there])

[Nova]

Lol Veldanen! I'm in no way insulting him, I'm just trying to explain, instead of saying this topic is stupid and that you don't know real power until you throw a grenade or shoot an M249, that he should simply explain, that our society has advanced beyond the need of ninja's because of firearms. Veldanen, you get me all wrong. All I am is blunt and straightforward. If you asked me which is better, active or reserve, I'd say active. if you asked me if the Can Military was up to par with the U.S. Military, I'd say of course not. All I was trying to get across was that totally dissing the post and trying to share his oh so great life experience, almost flaunting it, was quite rude. (Maybe I should've put that in my post) In no way do I disrespect military men Bart, but you honestly need to think about how you may come across to people, as do I. But what I meant to say is, show people your pride, but don't think you're better than them, that's it.