View Full Version : what would you do with zombie apocolypse
graff
07-31-2006, 12:19 AM
simple what would you do with a zombie apocolypse....
graff
07-31-2006, 12:19 AM
simple what would you do with a zombie apocolypse....
Hellchild915
07-31-2006, 12:21 AM
what is that???
Hellchild915
07-31-2006, 12:21 AM
what is that???
graff
07-31-2006, 12:31 AM
zombie apocolypse....are you kidding me....?
ok a zombie apocolypse is when pretty much everyone on earth is turned into a zombie for somereason...keep in mind im tlaking the slow moving unintelligent ones that eat people and stuff. assuming you were one of the survivors what would you do.
graff
07-31-2006, 12:31 AM
zombie apocolypse....are you kidding me....?
ok a zombie apocolypse is when pretty much everyone on earth is turned into a zombie for somereason...keep in mind im tlaking the slow moving unintelligent ones that eat people and stuff. assuming you were one of the survivors what would you do.
steve
07-31-2006, 12:40 AM
Pull a Jesus and head for the wilderness. Id rather take my chances figuring out howto survive then trying to fight them out of my cities.
Id be in the woods of British Columbia building a cabin right now.
steve
07-31-2006, 12:40 AM
Pull a Jesus and head for the wilderness. Id rather take my chances figuring out howto survive then trying to fight them out of my cities.
Id be in the woods of British Columbia building a cabin right now.
Hellchild915
07-31-2006, 12:42 AM
O_O I thought it was something else because you worded your question weirdly with the "what would you do with a "
but yeah damn I would just run and when they would catch up to me I would fight to the death
Hellchild915
07-31-2006, 12:42 AM
O_O I thought it was something else because you worded your question weirdly with the "what would you do with a "
but yeah damn I would just run and when they would catch up to me I would fight to the death
win.
sadly I still find myself with the best answer.
win.
sadly I still find myself with the best answer.
Canthinkofaname
07-31-2006, 01:01 AM
zombie apocalypse on all of earth? then holy crap. if i were the ONLY survivor id run to a gunstore and kill myself. if it were just one state and i were the only survivor, then id try as hard as i could to get out of there. and if it were one state and i wasnt the only survivor then id gather up with the others and be useless as were stranded somewhere giant that could be lurking with zombies.
Canthinkofaname
07-31-2006, 01:01 AM
zombie apocalypse on all of earth? then holy crap. if i were the ONLY survivor id run to a gunstore and kill myself. if it were just one state and i were the only survivor, then id try as hard as i could to get out of there. and if it were one state and i wasnt the only survivor then id gather up with the others and be useless as were stranded somewhere giant that could be lurking with zombies.
graff
07-31-2006, 01:06 AM
lets say 10% of the entire population isnt infected seems like a good number of survivor right?
graff
07-31-2006, 01:06 AM
lets say 10% of the entire population isnt infected seems like a good number of survivor right?
narutoIZZAbest
07-31-2006, 01:15 AM
zombie apocolypse?
die and become one of them....
but before that... i'll hide.. and if they catch me, oh well.
narutoIZZAbest
07-31-2006, 01:15 AM
zombie apocolypse?
die and become one of them....
but before that... i'll hide.. and if they catch me, oh well.
graff
07-31-2006, 01:38 AM
you phail.
graff
07-31-2006, 01:38 AM
you phail.
superkhanh0
07-31-2006, 01:46 AM
sound like residents evil :/
dawn of the dead...
superkhanh0
07-31-2006, 01:46 AM
sound like residents evil :/
dawn of the dead...
Canthinkofaname
07-31-2006, 01:56 AM
resident evil? no cuz its jsut the city.
dawn of the dead? same concept cept bigger.
and 10 percent of the entire population of the WORLD? then it dont matter id kill myself. but 10 percent of a state or city then i might not kill myself
Canthinkofaname
07-31-2006, 01:56 AM
resident evil? no cuz its jsut the city.
dawn of the dead? same concept cept bigger.
and 10 percent of the entire population of the WORLD? then it dont matter id kill myself. but 10 percent of a state or city then i might not kill myself
imported_partlink1
07-31-2006, 02:09 AM
lets see
1st comes the part where i sh*t myself
2nd comes the part of me hijacking nasa and looking for a new planet.
and if that doesn't work find a change of clothes. and find a way to destroy earth
my favorite motto: "if i'm going down i'm taking u with me"
imported_partlink1
07-31-2006, 02:09 AM
lets see
1st comes the part where i sh*t myself
2nd comes the part of me hijacking nasa and looking for a new planet.
and if that doesn't work find a change of clothes. and find a way to destroy earth
my favorite motto: "if i'm going down i'm taking u with me"
KageNaruto
07-31-2006, 03:02 AM
live on mars
KageNaruto
07-31-2006, 03:02 AM
live on mars
kjrav
07-31-2006, 04:02 AM
I'd use my secret sword technique to slay them all and well win.I would use my ultimate blade and I would be truly invincible!
kjrav
07-31-2006, 04:02 AM
I'd use my secret sword technique to slay them all and well win.I would use my ultimate blade and I would be truly invincible!
zogan
07-31-2006, 05:09 AM
i wouldn't stand it so i would kill myself XD
zogan
07-31-2006, 05:09 AM
i wouldn't stand it so i would kill myself XD
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 05:10 AM
do i count as a canible if i eat them?
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 05:10 AM
do i count as a canible if i eat them?
zogan
07-31-2006, 05:24 AM
well if you did you would get the virus or something
zogan
07-31-2006, 05:24 AM
well if you did you would get the virus or something
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 05:58 AM
exactly
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 05:58 AM
exactly
grim-diablo
07-31-2006, 06:25 AM
but still it might not be like resident evil ^^
grim-diablo
07-31-2006, 06:25 AM
but still it might not be like resident evil ^^
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 07:19 AM
i remember i first played the first one when i was like 7... that game scared the shit outa me
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 07:19 AM
i remember i first played the first one when i was like 7... that game scared the shit outa me
Canthinkofaname
07-31-2006, 08:12 PM
holy crap fod me too. i rented the first one for gc and i played it, i walked in that room and i got so scared that at 10 o clock which is what time it was, i went back and returned it. now i dont think im so scared
Canthinkofaname
07-31-2006, 08:12 PM
holy crap fod me too. i rented the first one for gc and i played it, i walked in that room and i got so scared that at 10 o clock which is what time it was, i went back and returned it. now i dont think im so scared
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 08:16 PM
yeah it pretty scarey at first... but after a while its not that bad... but in the second game what ereally freaked me out was when you walking through a hall and a zomby sticks his arm through the window and grabs you...
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 08:16 PM
yeah it pretty scarey at first... but after a while its not that bad... but in the second game what ereally freaked me out was when you walking through a hall and a zomby sticks his arm through the window and grabs you...
V.VELDANEN
07-31-2006, 10:07 PM
I'll use the Holy Grail and take command over the zombies.
Under my servitude, I'll make them play with kittens and eat each others pants...
Just for the fun of it.
Chidongan
07-31-2006, 10:21 PM
join forces with the other 10% hopefully atleast 8% of them are females. and try to ressurect mankind.
grim-diablo
07-31-2006, 10:38 PM
@FOD and CTOAN: it wasen't sracy when i played it at 6
Fool Of Doom
07-31-2006, 10:41 PM
still scared me :\
Get all my ( remaining ) buddys and give them flame throwers and machine guns and go zombie killing until we are outa ammo then fight are way to the ammo shop, rest and start again. :/
and resident evil is scary i only played it once and I almost couldnt play it again x.x
if you cant beat em
join em :D
man im too cliche
Otome
08-01-2006, 12:25 AM
if i was a zombie i would try to get girls
kjrav
08-01-2006, 02:49 AM
I would launch Nuclear missile on all othe countries and part of america anything left would meet mister and mrs.Desert Eagle
grim-diablo
08-01-2006, 06:32 AM
you guys who are scared of resident evil= WHIMPS
Dream_Walker
08-01-2006, 12:21 PM
first off, let me just say that this thread is PURE GENIUS!!! WHY DIDN'T I MAKE SOMEONE MAKE ON LIKE THIS A LONG TIME AGO XD!? i ask myself this question often ( haha i'm weird ok). first it depends on the location. if it happens to occur while i'm at the mall, then i would raid the martial arts weapon store ( our mall has one of those) and fight my way through. if its at home....i guess i would just lock the doors and turn out the lights ( zombies won't come if they don't know u'r home right ? then, if all else fails, i would use revese psychology on the zombies by eating them, in they're vulnerable state of shock i would run like hell. and then there's octo's plan where u .....win. this is also a good option
animeking
08-01-2006, 04:20 PM
me i would go to the nearest gun store get myself a
1 magnum
1 shot gun
2 hangun :p
oh and a sniper rifle to take care of some of them from a distance and a machine gun for the hell of it
oh and just in case a flame thrower XD lol
and train myself to use them probably dont wanna get screwed over by the recoil and gather all the magnum bullets i can and kill all zombies near me while getting the hell out of the city (if the animals are also zombies well im f***ed) and a sharp blade or something to slash and push the enemy away while im out of ammo XD
oh and as an extra precaution i would put a bit of armor on lol zombie teeth are not strong enough to break through metal while i shoot at them mwahaaha unless they can survive head shot than i will go to slicing there head off by wearing the armor and using a sword (of course the lightest ones i can find) that was they cannot kill me and i can kill a whole army MWAHAHAH lol of course i would still need the shot gun and afew grenades to get rid of groups lol
Yuber
08-01-2006, 04:57 PM
Zombies? HAH!
I'd use the power of my massive wang to strike down every single one of them, unless there are zombie musclebears, of course. My dick is invulnerable and can smash through solid steel with the greatest of ease. The zombies, even in their trance-like states, would see my wang and immediately bow down and pray for forgiveness, all while I crush them all without remorse, which in turn causes a great earthquake to happen, leaving not only the zombies dead, but all of the humans as well. Such is the power of the immortal God of Shikshee's tool!
If that's not an option, I'd just get an automatic weapon and a good supply of grenades and pick them off on top of a building, laughing as they blow up into bloody undead particles after every explosion. If they reach the top somehow, Dr. Shotgun would give them a nice tranquilizer. How would I get to the top of a skyscraper you ask? Well I'm just too goddamn lazy to explain that to you! Everyone knows of my incredible prowess in everything anyway.
grim-diablo
08-01-2006, 05:54 PM
Zombies? HAH!
I'd use the power of my massive wang to strike down every single one of them, unless there are zombie musclebears, of course. My dick is invulnerable and can smash through solid steel with the greatest of ease. The zombies, even in their trance-like states, would see my wang and immediately bow down and pray for forgiveness, all while I crush them all without remorse, which in turn causes a great earthquake to happen, leaving not only the zombies dead, but all of the humans as well. Such is the power of the immortal God of Shikshee's tool!
nice 1 i would like 2 work with you in that sitch
Hades
08-03-2006, 10:19 AM
psh ill just power up my EVA and none of them will be able to touch me
Dream_Walker
08-03-2006, 06:52 PM
psh ill just power up my EVA and none of them will be able to touch me
HECK YES! how come i didn't think of that ? an eva is the solution to all problems imo
imported_Aizen-diacho
08-03-2006, 06:58 PM
first of all i'll do my best to survive.with 10% of the population i can take care of the zombies.i would find some other survivors create a gang and we'll stack up on weapons of any and everykind and food.then we'll go zombie hunting trying to find other survivors so we can re populate the world.and you don't have to really about the whole world zombies can't swim.i'll just go state to state killing as much zombies as possible and survivors.and i'll make no exception to ppl who are bit or infected i'm straight up gonna kill
kjrav
08-03-2006, 06:58 PM
Fuck eva I'd go w/t a gundam!
animeking
08-03-2006, 07:57 PM
f*** eva I'd go w/t a gundam!
heh if gundams were to be real and i were attacked by zombie here is me
me: RISE BURNING GUNDAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ENTER SUPER MODE!!!
zombies: ugh?
me: die!
*start squashing zombies as if they were cockroaches in a cheap yet funny manner and now i wonder why i even went super mode*
*zombies dead*
Canthinkofaname
08-03-2006, 08:26 PM
evil_genuis or w/e, u played it at six and arent scared cuz ur in f*cking new zealand. so shut up.
and i actually have a new plan. ill do what they do in land of the dead, except not mess up and die because a zombie got smart and put oil over a car that the leader was by and have it kick a can a fire down to light it and make the car explode.
i would live. and if that didnt work, then id do what yuber did. the second one. NOT THE FIRST ONE HE DID. im not like that.
oh and guy who said magnum, shotugn, and handgun. you do realize a magnum, is a handgun. so i dont see what u mean
animeking
08-03-2006, 08:50 PM
evil_genuis or w/e, u played it at six and arent scared cuz ur in f*cking new zealand. so shut up.
and i actually have a new plan. ill do what they do in land of the dead, except not mess up and die because a zombie got smart and put oil over a car that the leader was by and have it kick a can a fire down to light it and make the car explode.
i would live. and if that didnt work, then id do what yuber did. the second one. NOT THE FIRST ONE HE DID. im not like that.
oh and guy who said magnum, shotugn, and handgun. you do realize a magnum, is a handgun. so i dont see what u mean
i was to busy imagining myself using to handguns and killing enemies devil may cry style (but with less kickassness lol) to care what i wrote -_-
King Vamp
08-03-2006, 09:41 PM
Get Alot of wepons then KILL THEM ALL!!!
grim-diablo
08-04-2006, 01:49 AM
i would be part of the zombies knowing my luck
OOC: what would you know about new zealand you F**K i wasen't sraced cause i am da man
Damn I live in Canada... it be hard as hell to come across a constant supply of guns. Everyone is supposed to have them locked up nowadays. But I guess it'd drive around and try to horde as much ammo/guns/food as I could. Then I'd just keep driving around killing zombies for fun. I mean you'd pretty much have unlimit gas from stations if you planned it out well. Zombies are slow so once you lock down and area well enough you can just take your time driving around town killing them as them come in.
Sleeping would be interesting though. I guess you'd need to find a place where you could secure your ride and yourself. Maybe a house with a huge fence or something. Dig out some pits and fill them with piranhas from a local fish store.
Hades
08-04-2006, 08:24 AM
psh eva gets to chose if life goes on or if life ends eva wins over entire world + with the Lance of Longinus its all win win win
if they're trying to eat me id eat them back! no but seriously only survivor on earth; kill myself
10% of the population in the state left; gather them up and fix up some weapons
or; id go to area 51 and try to contact some aliens lol
If u can't beat them, BEAT THEM SOME MORE!
I would wander around to all the places i've been in my life and killed any zombies that came in my way..... Shooting, slashing, burning... anyway i can.... and if any of those f&^*ers bite me, i'll just kill myself....
KageNaruto
08-13-2006, 07:15 AM
my first priority, find a 'how to pilot helicpter/airplane manual'.
ride that to a military base with lots of explosives, which i will find the location of with the internet! then nuke the whole world, except the area where i am.
then gather weapons and kill the remaining zombies. then live happily ever after
E_Juva_Zio_Umm
08-13-2006, 08:53 AM
you might have some hacking problems ill go wif ya so just add me into that story and its wut i would do sept im good at hacking
i came up with a new plan, :D
id try to hack into the zombies head using my super duper magnekyo sharingan then id make them fight amongst eachother :D
smart eh? ^^ Lol
WhiteFang
08-17-2006, 08:57 PM
Zombies are quite stupid hiding in somewhere safe wouldn't be a problem but getting food and water would
Living in the wild in groups would be safer eating wild animals and zombies hmm...
Then organise set up all the remaining nukes in the world and start erradicating them all
OR MAKING ALL THE TV SETS IN THE WORLD ON A 24/7 NARUTO FILLER RAMPAGE!!!! NOT EVEN ZOMBIES CAN HANDLE THAT BWHAHAHA
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