weirdest thing that ever happened to you or you did

[PhantomAlchemist]

so, what do you think was one of the weirdest things that ever happened to you or you did to someone?

[AK47]

reading the words of this topic which is similar to a topic already existing
jk
eating a cooked weiner

[PhantomAlchemist]

i don't think i want to know why you did that. :shock:
one time, i was selling popcorn for boyscouts, and i was at a house w/t no one home, so someone comes across the street from the park and sneaks up behind me, and as i turn around they hug me, say "i love scouts" and ran away.

[Sol]

i don't think i want to know why you did that. :shock:
one time, i was selling popcorn for boyscouts, and i was at a house w/t no one home, so someone comes across the street from the park and sneaks up behind me, and as i turn around they hug me, say "i love scouts" and ran away.

That reminds me of an experience I had. So I was sitting down a the bleachers of the gym at my school. (I was in high school, which just adds to the confusion later on) So I was talking to a friend of mine, suddenly I fell this...well something hit me from the side! I turn around and I see a kid (about 6...and we were in High School during Gym class...so where did this kid come from?) wraped around my leg like some kind of parasite. I'm a little shocked and confused at what just happend so I just stare at the kid with a confused look on my face. He looks up at me and gets this horrified and scared look on his face. Then he shouts "HEY! YOUR NOT ROBBY!" then he runs off and out of the gym.

Me and my friend got a couple of laughs out of it before Gym ended. Once it did end we leave the Gym and the kid is out there waiting... As soon as I walk out the door he runs up to me and asks.."Hey are you Robby?" I of course say "No Im not Robby." So he responds with "Oh...well Robby knows Kung-Fu!" with that he runs off and I never see him again.

Kinda wiered huh? :?

[PhantomAlchemist]

i think anyone would pay to see what your life is like. that was freakin' hilarious.
last night i had a dream i was posting on this forum, and i had to explain to someome what a dollar was.... needless to say i was confused when i woke up.

[Sol]

Hmmm you may have something there...

Anyway while I cojure up a new money making scheme I have anothe odd story...

So it starts out like this. Me and my friends are driving in my friends car, just hanging out stupid stuff like that. We decide to check out this road that none of us have ever been on. So we drive on it and nothing special happens, then we see this male Turkey in the middle of the road. My pal doesnt want to be picking dead bird and feathers out of the engine of his car so we slow down and wait for it to leave the road. Well it doesnt, so he honks the horn and this bird suddenly gets very excited... The Turkey litterally jumps and flies onto the hood of my pals car (a distance of about 20 feet...you should have seen the look on my pals face...it was priceless...maybe even blackmail worthy :wink: ) it lands on the hood and begins pecking and scratching with its "tallons" at the wind shield of the car and making this HORRIFIC noise! Needless to say we were all tripping at this point.

But thats not all, suddenly I hear another one of my friends call out to "Dude...check out the bushes!" We look to the bushes at the side of the car (it was a small dirt road with thick bushes on either side). And nothing was there before...but now there are about 20 other turkey's all staring at the car. So my pal (the one driving) decides to put the car into reverse and get out of here (please note that the original turkey is still freaking out on our windshield at this point). Once he's done shifting into gear (it was a manual car) and you all know the sound that a car makes when it shifts into a different gear right? Well the other 20 turkey's didnt like that noice and they all at once charge the car and begin attacking the tires!

Again needless to say we all reversed out of there as fast as we could. Once we were "out of danger" from the vicious man eating turkeys we all started cracking up!

Funny and weird huh?

[PhantomAlchemist]

:lol: HAHAHAHA!
you get the medal of obscurtiy for that one, that is the weirdest thing i ever heard, usualy turkeys don't travel in groups, especialy males.

i have a simillar one, my teacher was in mexico or something for vacation, and he was walking to his hotel at night. when from around this corner, a pack of about 8 chihuahuas(i thnk that how to spell it) start chasing him, and try to attack him until he got to his hotel.

[Sol]

Actually only one was a "big alpha" male. The others for the most part were females...and maybe one or two adolecant males that werent fully grown. But yes it is very strange that they all attacked like that. At first we were freaking out...then we were dying of laughter. :wink:

I hate Chihouahoua's (I think you spelled it right...but dont quote me). Im not a big fan of small yappy dogs... I prefer larger dogs...they usually are cooler to me...but tiny dogs seem to hate me... :?

I cant think of any stranger experiences ATM. Actually there is one reacuring thing thats rather strange. All of my dreams...involve fluffy animals...usually bunnies...that have a nasty habit of ripping peoples heads off and eating their flesh. o_O I have those kind of dreams on a regular basis... IDK why...

[imported_partlink1]

I have 3

1. Me and my friend were riding bike down this really steep hill, when all of a sudden i heard a noise that kept getting louder and louder an then bang my front tire appearently blew.

whats weird about that is the bike went 30 ft. back whil i fell straight down defiying newtons law(umm the one with objects in motion stay in motion)

2. I was little probably about 7, but i went to cross the street and i looked both ways i saw a car it seemed to be going pretty fast, but i thought hell i can make it, i took off at a sprint to make it across, and the car that was a good 120 ft. away blew its horn nailed me, and sent me flying on my ass.

again weird about this I didn't have a scratch or a bruise from a car doing above 60, and then they procedid to drive around me

3. Me and some of my friends were sitting outside this one dudes house, when a dog foaming at the mouth growling and barking, me and one of my friends broke into the house.

weird about this everyone else besides us, said they didn't see or hear a dog

i got a bunch more.

[PhantomAlchemist]

[/quote]I cant think of any stranger experiences ATM. Actually there is one reacuring thing thats rather strange. All of my dreams...involve fluffy animals...usually bunnies...that have a nasty habit of ripping peoples heads off and eating their flesh. o_O I have those kind of dreams on a regular basis... IDK why...[/quote]
your dreams seem to be equal to my own concious bloodlust/insanity (closer to insane than violent)
here are two of the weirdest things that i have ever done. i am 6ft3in, and thus 2+1/2ft to 1/2ft taller than anyone my age or one school grade higher. everyone asks why i am so tall so for fun i tell them that i am actualy 2 conjoined midget twins, one sitting on the other, and they cut off the other body parts at my birth. some people actually believe this, and others just like my excuse.
my second weird habbit, (i mainly did this when i was younger) i didn't have or want many or any freinds, so i tried to mentaly freakout whoever whenever. it was loads of fun. i was bad at it then, but i am more adept at it now even though i quit. yeah, i guess that i am in a half disturbed childhood... :D

[Octo]

I have 3

1. Me and my friend were riding bike down this really steep hill, when all of a sudden i heard a noise that kept getting louder and louder an then bang my front tire appearently blew.

whats weird about that is the bike went 30 ft. back whil i fell straight down defiying newtons law(umm the one with objects in motion stay in motion)

2. I was little probably about 7, but i went to cross the street and i looked both ways i saw a car it seemed to be going pretty fast, but i thought hell i can make it, i took off at a sprint to make it across, and the car that was a good 120 ft. away blew its horn nailed me, and sent me flying on my ass.

again weird about this I didn't have a scratch or a bruise from a car doing above 60, and then they procedid to drive around me

3. Me and some of my friends were sitting outside this one dudes house, when a dog foaming at the mouth growling and barking, me and one of my friends broke into the house.

weird about this everyone else besides us, said they didn't see or hear a dog

i got a bunch more.

2 is most likely a dream, it's been shown that a vehicle moving at 20 unless clipping a person, will kill them. Going above 60, that's a squashed bug. And can you explain number 1 again? poorly worded, you're saying you're biking than your front tire goes out, and it goes flying backwards??

[KageNaruto]

i was dared too, so i got high off of licking toads

[JGK]

i've got 2:
1) one time, i was out on a walk with a bunch of firends and suddenly two girls about my age showed up, hugged me and kissed me... Then they went away again as quickly as they appeared...

2)this other time i was going home, it was about 00:00 and this dog starts barking and chasing me around the block... I go around a corner and the dog suddenly stops barking.... Me, confused, go a bit back and see the dog sleepin'...

Not as odd as the previous ones, but pretty weird...

[Octo]

hmm, ok for my life it's extremely hard to pick out something weird. My life is just full of this crap. I woke up this morning, went out to get the paper and my best friend is lying asleep on my front yard.

I'm now inside, drinking coffee and reading the paper.

I haven't woken/touched him. He was on the other side of town yesterday, and I'm too sleepy to find out how he got here, yumm Java.

[Chidongan]

most of what you guys mentioned is just a glitch in the system. the fact of the matter is that we are not real. we are computer programs, built my humonoid computers from outerspace.

if you dont believe me, how do you explain faucets?

i mean C"MON!! they always have water inside. and look how small it is?!?!?

[imported_partlink1]

I have 3

1. Me and my friend were riding bike down this really steep hill, when all of a sudden i heard a noise that kept getting louder and louder an then bang my front tire appearently blew.

whats weird about that is the bike went 30 ft. back whil i fell straight down defiying newtons law(umm the one with objects in motion stay in motion)

2. I was little probably about 7, but i went to cross the street and i looked both ways i saw a car it seemed to be going pretty fast, but i thought hell i can make it, i took off at a sprint to make it across, and the car that was a good 120 ft. away blew its horn nailed me, and sent me flying on my ass.

again weird about this I didn't have a scratch or a bruise from a car doing above 60, and then they procedid to drive around me

3. Me and some of my friends were sitting outside this one dudes house, when a dog foaming at the mouth growling and barking, me and one of my friends broke into the house.

weird about this everyone else besides us, said they didn't see or hear a dog

i got a bunch more.

2 is most likely a dream, it's been shown that a vehicle moving at 20 unless clipping a person, will kill them. Going above 60, that's a squashed bug. And can you explain number 1 again? poorly worded, you're saying you're biking than your front tire goes out, and it goes flying backwards??

ah nopw 2 wasn't a dream when the car hit me i flew backward and it pulled to a complete stop right by my feet backed up and drove around.

and one
basicly the front tire blew while I was heading downhill but my body didn't move while the bike went backwards from underneath me. (I'm bad with words)

[JGK]

ok... i remebered another one... this scared me half to death.....

me and two of my friends (lets name them george and michael) were having an after-midnight walk along the pier.... When we reached the end (it was a good 1,5 klm from where we started we made a few graffities on a bench and then rested on another bench... About a quarter of an hour later, george pointed to me a man I hadn't noticed earlier.... This guy was spooky... More than 2 m. tall... dressed in black... with a hood hiding his face he was just standing and staring at the bench we graffitied... We got up and started walking back to the city..
When we walked about 20 m. from where he was standing i looked back and saw him 5 m. away...
I whispered to the other: "Guys, I think that guy from before is following us"
Michael: "What guy?"
George: "The one behind us"
Michael looked back: "Where is he?"
Me and George both looked back... there he was, there was no way michael could have missed him.
Michael: I dont see him... is he back at the benches?
Me and George looked each other... We grabbed michael and started running..... We passed a few couples that were near the pier and continued running as hell all that while michael was shouting that we were crazy... when we looked back for the last time, the figure was standing right in front of a kissing couple...


The man himself would not have been so weird... And Michael not seeing him was odd, but not very weird...

BUT...
The next day, we visited another friend of ours... He is into some devil-worshipping and demon-summoning shit... me and george were too freaked out to talk about what happened... Our friend started telling us about a book he bought the other day that was talking about ghosts and demonic spirits in my city... He went through a lot of ghosts but at some point he said about a guy that was drowned near the pier...when he lived, he was supposed to be very tall, a man of few words and a hater of everything uncleen... Suddenly everything started taking shape... The pier, the hooded figure, the "unclean" bench.... the book continued saying that this spirit was said to be kidnapping adoloescents, keeping them for about a week and then returning them to their family.... I actually knew a kid that went missing for a few days then he was found near his house, scarred and not remembering what had happened.. The book also said that only the spirit's targets could see him...


100% true and genuine... u may believe me, u may not.... but it's real (i havent even went near to the pier since that day)

[PhantomAlchemist]

cooooooool.....
BOOO!!
once my friend and i joked around about researching how to sumon a demon and who we would sacrifice.... it was a weird day.

[Octo]

researching how to sumon a demon

who we would sacrifice....

you definately need to do your research before already thinking you'd need to sacrafice someone.

[PhantomAlchemist]

ehhhh....
that was mostly wishfull thinking, we have this kid who is our 1/3 friend, he is half hated by every one of my friends so we were thinking up of any reason to kill him, and since it was just before 6/06/06, that poped into mind.

don't spoil my fun, he got freaked out for a week, and every one had a laugh. :lol:

[CRtwenty]

Alright... I used to be really into the Occult when I was younger. Though I've since come to the conclusion that most of it is just coincidence and B.S.

But anyway, my current explanation for this incident is that it was a nightmare.

Anyway... when I was small I lived in a small town located in the Adirondack Mountains in New York. I lived in an old house with my parent's and grandparents. The House was located next to an old Catholic Church, as well as a Catholic School that had been closed down about 10-15 years before we moved in. The house we lived in used to be where the Nuns who taught at the school lived. It was a creepy house, the basement was divided into small rooms for the nuns to sleep in, but they always reminded me more of jail cells.

Anyway, we moved into the house in... 1988 or 89, so the school closed sometime in the 1970's. But that's beside the point. This incident probably occured sometime in early 1990.

I was sleeping in my bedroom on the second floor of the house. When I suddenly heard the sound of a baby crying. Which was impossible since there were no babies in the house, nor were there any babies nearby that I knew of. Suddenly in the wall in front of me I saw a face beginning to emerge. I stared at it as it slowly came out of the wall, and took on the image of a baby. The baby looked at me, and suddenly started crying a loud almost ear piercing screech.

The next thing I know was being comforted by my Dad. Years later I would remember and ask him about it. And he said that when he'd came I'd been staring wide eyed at the wall muttering. "Baby Face" "Baby Face" over and over again.

I think it was just a nightmare. But who knows? I moved out of that house in 1991, and my Grandparent's moved out in the late 90's. The school was converted into a warehouse, and eventually demolished and turned into a park. I believe the house was sold to somebody else.

Make of it what you will.

[JGK]

yep, nightmare...okay another one:

I used to live in a house near the city center...
The thing is, a famous long-dead writer had mentioned in one of his books a family that supposedly lived in that area, that pretended to be muslims but were in fact christian orthodox... I wasn't aware of that fact until many years later... When we first moved in we redecorated the house and found a few candles and crosses inside the walls.... Some nights when i went to the bathroom, i could see shady figures walking up and down the staircase... not only me, my whole family has seen them at least once... we moved out about 2 years later...

[Hime_sama]

i've seen stuff when i was a little girl, but this happened to me when i was 13 , 14, not sure. i was home alone and i was sleeping in my mom's room where there's this huge window segmented into three parts. i was staring at the wall seeing how the reflection of the window hit exactly at the corner of the room splitting the reflection into three parts. there was this shadow of a tree and it was moving with the wind. but i noticed something strange. the reflection in the middle had the shadow of a still tree, and the shadow on the sides had a tree being blown by the wind!!!

im a geek, so i like to know the scientific reasons of things. so i got out of bed to see the shadow up closely. and the tree in the middle was still still.

if that wasn't strange enough, i walked to the window and ........................no tree! o_O

[Yuber]

Alot of these stories sound like you all were just absolutely stoned out of your minds, but who am I to judge?

I would say that the wierdest thing that's ever happened to me was the trip after the first time I smoked Salvia divinorum(strong hallucinogenic plant) after I had smoked quite a bit of weed.

I was just sitting in my room freshly stoned, relaxing, and thought it would be a good idea to try out the salvia I had ordered online, which was a very strong extract of the raw plant material.

I loaded my pipe with a small amount(1 big hit's worth) to see if it would do anything, applied the flame to the material, and took a good solid rip thinking that if anything DID happen, that it would be rather mild and just enhance the pot high. I was wrong and pleasantly surprised.

I started to feel a gravitational pull to my right nearly instantly after I blew the smoke out, and mild fractal patterns covered my field of vision, rapidly turning into very intricate, animated visuals. There were very clearly visible orange & green "vines" at this point, which just came out of nowhere when the visions started getting more intense, and the gravitational pull that I felt earlier started to be influenced by the "vines", which actually looked more like snakes now that I think about it.

The "snakes" wrapped around me, and it literally felt like they were trying to pull my "soul" out of my body, but I wanted to experience this fully, so I decided to quickly lay down on my bed and just let go, and stop resisting the trip. The strange snake-like figures by that point had taken me "out of body", and I was in some strange place, which for some reason seemed oddly familiar. There were these strange, almost gnomeish-like creatures turning levers which seemed to move this odd machine that consisted of gears, which produced these very odd, 3-d orange squares, which started heading towards my field of vision. I had pretty much no ego at this point. In other words, I had nearly no sense of who I was, what I had smoked earlier, etc. When I say "me" or "I" during the next paragraph, just read it as my "soul", or whatever, because I was totally out of body by this point.

The strange orange squares started taking me to other squares around sort of a pseudo-octogon like room, and they just seemed to be toying with me until I was dropped from the squares, and the odd little creatures started turning the levers rapidly, like it was urgent business, and formed a warped, blue vortex which engulfed me and took me to a very familiar place. It was my grandparents' house from when I was little, but the 2 people there looked like they were in their 30s or 40s, and sort of resembled my grandparents. They smiled at me as I was floating through the house like a ghost in some odd movie, and then suddenly I just found myself back on my bed, my ego was back, I figured out what had happened. I just smoked salvia, and the experience wasn't a dream, although it did feel very similar, only much more surreal than any dream that I had ever experienced, and I remembered all of it. Truely incredible and equally creepy.

Around a week later, I visited my parents to go on a family gathering at my aunt's house, and my aunt wanted to show everyone some pictures from when she was a kid, among other family. I was shocked when i saw my grandparents when they were younger, considering I had never seen pictures of them when they were younger, and they looked EXACTLY like the two people I saw during that brief flash during the trip when I was at their house. They had both recently died, which made me even more curious. I still don't know what to make of that experience.

All of this occured a little over 2 years ago, and I'm surprised that I remember everything from that trip so vividly still, and have since used Salvia Divinorum several more times, which always resulted in equally strange experiences, but I think I've rambled enough already.

The visuals made it weird enough, but seeing my grandparents when they were young before I had ever even seen pictures of them young truely baffled me. What an amazing plant. My grandparents(this was my dad's side) were 74 and 71 respecively when I was born.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that this entire experience only lasted around 10 minutes, but it had literally seemed like days had passed when I finally "woke up".

[Hime_sama]

Yuber, you were just high as usual!!! :wink:

[estranged]

Alot of these stories sound like you all were just absolutely stoned out of your minds, but who am I to judge?

I would say that the wierdest thing that's ever happened to me was the trip after the first time I smoked Salvia divinorum(strong hallucinogenic plant) after I had smoked quite a bit of weed.

I was just sitting in my room freshly stoned, relaxing, and thought it would be a good idea to try out the salvia I had ordered online, which was a very strong extract of the raw plant material.

I loaded my pipe with a small amount(1 big hit's worth) to see if it would do anything, applied the flame to the material, and took a good solid rip thinking that if anything DID happen, that it would be rather mild and just enhance the pot high. I was wrong and pleasantly surprised.

I started to feel a gravitational pull to my right nearly instantly after I blew the smoke out, and mild fractal patterns covered my field of vision, rapidly turning into very intricate, animated visuals. There were very clearly visible orange & green "vines" at this point, which just came out of nowhere when the visions started getting more intense, and the gravitational pull that I felt earlier started to be influenced by the "vines", which actually looked more like snakes now that I think about it.

The "snakes" wrapped around me, and it literally felt like they were trying to pull my "soul" out of my body, but I wanted to experience this fully, so I decided to quickly lay down on my bed and just let go, and stop resisting the trip. The strange snake-like figures by that point had taken me "out of body", and I was in some strange place, which for some reason seemed oddly familiar. There were these strange, almost gnomeish-like creatures turning levers which seemed to move this odd machine that consisted of gears, which produced these very odd, 3-d orange squares, which started heading towards my field of vision. I had pretty much no ego at this point. In other words, I had nearly no sense of who I was, what I had smoked earlier, etc. When I say "me" or "I" during the next paragraph, just read it as my "soul", or whatever, because I was totally out of body by this point.

The strange orange squares started taking me to other squares around sort of a pseudo-octogon like room, and they just seemed to be toying with me until I was dropped from the squares, and the odd little creatures started turning the levers rapidly, like it was urgent business, and formed a warped, blue vortex which engulfed me and took me to a very familiar place. It was my grandparents' house from when I was little, but the 2 people there looked like they were in their 30s or 40s, and sort of resembled my grandparents. They smiled at me as I was floating through the house like a ghost in some odd movie, and then suddenly I just found myself back on my bed, my ego was back, I figured out what had happened. I just smoked salvia, and the experience wasn't a dream, although it did feel very similar, only much more surreal than any dream that I had ever experienced, and I remembered all of it. Truely incredible and equally creepy.

Around a week later, I visited my parents to go on a family gathering at my aunt's house, and my aunt wanted to show everyone some pictures from when she was a kid, among other family. I was shocked when i saw my grandparents when they were younger, considering I had never seen pictures of them when they were younger, and they looked EXACTLY like the two people I saw during that brief flash during the trip when I was at their house. They had both recently died, which made me even more curious. I still don't know what to make of that experience.

All of this occured a little over 2 years ago, and I'm surprised that I remember everything from that trip so vividly still, and have since used Salvia Divinorum several more times, which always resulted in equally strange experiences, but I think I've rambled enough already.

The visuals made it weird enough, but seeing my grandparents when they were young before I had ever even seen pictures of them young truely baffled me. What an amazing plant. My grandparents(this was my dad's side) were 74 and 71 respecively when I was born.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that this entire experience only lasted around 10 minutes, but it had literally seemed like days had passed when I finally "woke up". weird stuff always happens when u get high. for me, once , everybody kept changing into my dad. i was laughing my ass off that night. good times...gooood times...

here's a weird story...

when i was abt 7, one day i was doing push ups for some reason (i guess i was really hyper that day)...there was an open window behind me...and a white towel hanged in front of me. i got up, and i saw ppl's shadows walking by on the towel...i looked back to the open window..nobody was there...and i looked back at the towel, the shadows were still juz there..they were walking by as i remember. then i remember i dashed into the other side of the house.

i don't really believe in ghost stories and shit...well this is MY weird story

[JoshAries]

Strangest things happen to me when I dream while Im in my creative mode. Ive been trying to come up with interesting scenes for this story Ive been attempting to write, and well I went to bed one night while I was just trying to get things straighted out and how to move forward with this particular scene.

Well, anyways, it was a restless sleep and sometime during the night I dreamed about one of the characters being horribly murdered, not just killed but strapped to a wall and mutilated.

I dont know why I didnt wake up, I guess its because the thought of something like that makes me squirm and practically paralyzed. I cant watch those surgury shows they show on TV sometimes. Makes me nauious. The oddest thing was that the person that was being slowly torn apart made no sound or impression that he was in pain. His face looked peaceful. It wasnt till the end of this horrifying dream that I realized that the characters in this room were from my story. Even so, when it ended I woke up and my bed was drenched in sweat and I had to go empty the contents of my stomach.

Though now I have a good way to proceed my story but damn I hate those dreams.

[BloodySand]

Strangest thing happen to me yesterday I ate a doughnut and when i took a bite of it it was jelly filled.

[Anna Hatake]

strangest thing that happened to me is that i was going out wit tis dude and then later (by my friend) i find out he was retarted uhhhh it was scary

[NMK]

lol how could you not notice a retarded person?

[Okome]

the weirdest thing that happened to me was that a hot asian chick jumped on me and start making out wit me and unzipped my pants and looked all sexy and she took off her clothes and took 30 mins so i drooled for 30 mins and she finally took off her underwear and saw she had a penis

[NMK]

lol something about that story makes me, well not believing you?

[WalkingFish]

1.
Ok so i live in stockton california. theres this place called the amblers club. Its a mens club that well people drink beer and play poker so my dads a member and theres a whole bunch of other kids. The place has a huge parking lot so. I was staying the night at oen of my friends house and we get a call from one of my other friends say ing that lets go swimmign at the club so we leave about 1:00 when my friends grandpa is asleep. we get there and we hop the fence we swim for a bit then get out when we come out theres some mexicans doing donuts in the parkinglot.
This scared the hell out of us cuz the guys looked like gangsters and theyd kill you if you saw us but it was stil strange.

2. ok so im about 8 when this happens. so im tryin to fall asleep so the next thing i know i have to go outside for some dumbass reason. i walk outside and theres 2 people kidnappign me the girl is slapping me the next thing i know i wake up an dim lookign around the room and im fine no sweat on me or anything. i look at the time and its like 3:50. so i try to go back to sleep the secodn i hit the pillow.
BAM!
I wake up drenchened in sweat and i look down its only 2:00.

[~Hyuuga Neji~]

the weirdest thing that hapened to me is 1 day i woke up then i go check my phone and i saw a sms when i read over it it says there " I LOVE YOU" please be my girlfriend..i'm shocked...so i cal bac the same number and i told that guy back ... "R U A GAY?" ahahahahah :D :D :D

some people doesnt find it funny...neither do i...juz shring with u guys about the weirdest thing hepen to me..

it realy does hapen to me!!! and i'm a boy not a girl :D :D

[sessysgurl]

i fell into a sewage drain.......in front of a sizaeable group of boys who decided not to help me out but to laugh at me instead. It wasnt embarssing at all. I turned around and went home and stayed there for weeks

I've done alot of weird things tho. I went mermaid hunting in a gutter ( thought it was a river...but that still doesnt make sense). I tried to get struck by lightening once and i almost succeeded. I went wasp huntiing and was successful (needless to say, that didnt go well).

[Chidongan]

i fell into a sewage drain.......in front of a sizaeable group of boys who decided not to help me out but to laugh at me instead. It wasnt embarssing at all. I turned around and went home and stayed there for weeks

I've done alot of weird things tho. I went mermaid hunting in a gutter ( thought it was a river...but that still doesnt make sense). I tried to get struck by lightening once and i almost succeeded. I went wasp huntiing and was successful (needless to say, that didnt go well).

zomg thats hilarious. how old were yo when you did those things?

[sessysgurl]

LOL i was kinda retarded as a child. I was about 15 or 14 when i tried to get struck by lightening. Most of that stuff happened b4 i was 12. The mermaid thing tho i know i was 10 yrs old.

rofl! i just remembered i tried to do gymastics in my room (never had a gymnastics lesson in my life) which is so small i can barely turn around without bruising myself. I crashed into the dresser and broke my toe but i couldnt tell my parents how i hurt myself caz i knew i would get punished in addition to my pain.

ahhhhhhhhhhh good times.

[fufu_der]

On June 6, 2006 (6/6/06), as I awoke for another day of drudgery I reached over to hit my alarm clock and, without thinking, I heard a crystal clear female voice say and I quote, "Me and my sisters have something for you to do today..."

I was the only one in the room on the third floor of my house with loud fans and an air conditioner blowing...

At that point I was wide awake...

You may think I'm joking, but it's true.

I almost **** my pants!

... oh yeah and one time lightning struck 5 feet behind me... it was kewl :twisted:

[Chidongan]

LOL i was kinda retarded as a child. I was about 15 or 14 when i tried to get struck by lightening. Most of that stuff happened b4 i was 12. The mermaid thing tho i know i was 10 yrs old.

rofl! i just remembered i tried to do gymastics in my room (never had a gymnastics lesson in my life) which is so small i can barely turn around without bruising myself. I crashed into the dresser and broke my toe but i couldnt tell my parents how i hurt myself caz i knew i would get punished in addition to my pain.

ahhhhhhhhhhh good times.

similar story. when i was about 11 i had to close the blinds in my grandparents room (it was April 1st). i was standing on those lil bed stand thingy's that are behind the bed (hard to explain), and i slipped and my shin slammed right on the edge of the bed stand thingy. i had a bruise in that exact same spot from t he day before, 'cept now it was even bigger, it was bleeding, and i had a dent on my shin. ^^

soo i started crying like a lil bitch, and my mom came running and asked what was wrong, and i was like "april fools", 'cept my eyes were filled tears.

[Anna Hatake]

okay here's something taht happened to me yesterday

okay we got a new bunny and i was holding him and petting him and all off a sudden the whacks me in the head with it's ears then i stats trying to turn my body so i turn around and all i see is this dog with stuff coming out it's mouth so i make a run for it and the dog started chasing me and then i tripped over a rock and the dog slowed down and was pasing around me then my bunny leaps out and kickes the dog and the dog dies.....true story happened to me yesterday

[uchiha_melody]

okay here's something taht happened to me yesterday

okay we got a new bunny and i was holding him and petting him and all off a sudden the whacks me in the head with it's ears then i stats trying to turn my body so i turn around and all i see is this dog with stuff coming out it's mouth so i make a run for it and the dog started chasing me and then i tripped over a rock and the dog slowed down and was pasing around me then my bunny leaps out and kickes the dog and the dog dies.....true story happened to me yesterday

ummmmm BUNNIES dont kill ...savvy? but yeah that remindes me of the story that happend to me....this mad dog decides he wants to bite my Leg....yeah anyway this is a weird thing though..

i was at hom with my fag BF and i was sort of showing off with my Hamster (Pom) and yeah i was like

melody:yeah he's a sweet fluffy nicey wicey baby boy yes he is ...
BF: damn he looks Evil ne O_O
melody:dude everyone looks evil...dont judge a book by its color...
BF:um yeah
so i was like"yeah" suddenly this "nicey wicey" hamster BIT my sodding thumb.....all i could do was scream....damn that was like so embarassing...so much for me being manly....


not really weird but this hamster is friendly and all....suddenly a demon enterd its body or something....

[Anna Hatake]

okay here's something taht happened to me yesterday

okay we got a new bunny and i was holding him and petting him and all off a sudden the whacks me in the head with it's ears then i stats trying to turn my body so i turn around and all i see is this dog with stuff coming out it's mouth so i make a run for it and the dog started chasing me and then i tripped over a rock and the dog slowed down and was pasing around me then my bunny leaps out and kickes the dog and the dog dies.....true story happened to me yesterday

ummmmm BUNNIES dont kill ...savvy? but yeah that remindes me of the story that happend to me....this mad dog decides he wants to bite my Leg....yeah anyway this is a weird thing though..

i was at hom with my fag BF and i was sort of showing off with my Hamster (Pom) and yeah i was like

melody:yeah he's a sweet fluffy nicey wicey baby boy yes he is ...
BF: damn he looks Evil ne O_O
melody:dude everyone looks evil...dont judge a book by its color...
BF:um yeah
so i was like"yeah" suddenly this "nicey wicey" hamster BIT my sodding thumb.....all i could do was scream....damn that was like so embarassing...so much for me being manly....


not really weird but this hamster is friendly and all....suddenly a demon enterd its body or something....
it's true i swear the dog was real skinny and the bunny jumped and hit him in the chest and the dog just plopped over and died i guess the bunny hit it in the heart or something i swear it's true!!!

[animeking]

i just did something weird tonight well you see my bro has to move in for a while (i have 3 bros) because he has to sell his house or something i dunno but seriously tho tonight he got up around 6 for work so what he did when he got up was walk to my room and open the door and he is like Dude my xbox is on? and in a zombish like way i lift my arm up and say ugh yeah what ever and after a while he tells me to get up and lock the door i get up and he gets creeped out at the zombieish way i moved so when he got out he locked the door i got in my room (and locked the door) and slept and yet i have no memory of this O_o and this is what my bro told me


creepy aint it O_O (yeah when i woke up i was like wait when did i lock the door and why is the X-box not on and stuff i was just confused as hell o_O err creepy :shock:

[NarutoNineTails]

Seeing your ex on mpeg file that was filmed using hidden camera that was set up by her current boyfriend (I assume). What coincidence!

[animeking]

On June 6, 2006 (6/6/06), as I awoke for another day of drudgery I reached over to hit my alarm clock and, without thinking, I heard a crystal clear female voice say and I quote, "Me and my sisters have something for you to do today..."

I was the only one in the room on the third floor of my house with loud fans and an air conditioner blowing...

At that point I was wide awake...

You may think I'm joking, but it's true.

I almost **** my pants!

... oh yeah and one time lightning struck 5 feet behind me... it was kewl :twisted:


that happened to me before lmao alot actually where im awake than all of a sudden i hear a voice and i get wide awake and scared lmao and i mean alot like random crap kinda of talking like no no no o_O or mwahaha or some kind of creepy evil sounds or some kind of hey edgar or >.> i dunno just creepy and unusual >.> alot luckily they stopped sorta 0.0 XD (when i was younger that happened to me alot more often before i went to sleep)some of them were also something friendly like what you said (or sounded somewhat friendly but still scary)

[Yuber]

Seeing your ex on mpeg file that was filmed using hidden camera that was set up by her current boyfriend (I assume). What coincidence!

If she screwed you over, there are so many things you can do with a sex tape that got leaked on to the internet. Yes it may be very, very immature, but there is so much potential for comedy in your situation!

Take advantage of this and have a schadenfreudegasm!

[Azure Wrath]

Ok, from my room (in my flat) you can check across the street and see a whole set of flats, and over time, my flatmate and i have made friends with quite a few of the people in that set of flats, mainly because either they wave and invite us over, or vice verse. one friend in particular is very very very VERY hot and she does sports sciences! PLUS!! (very important for this story), you can see straight into her room from my room, but she usually has her curtaions drawn....

So, the one night i go over there and find out she likes grapes, so i tell her i'll bring her some, then her friend says that she'll sleep with me if i bring her grapes (i thought it was a joke)

So i tell this to flatmat who wasn't there, and eventually i get some grapes and one evening i tell my flat mate that i'm gonna take her her grapes, and we go on joking about how i'm gonna get laid for thanks to these grapes, etc etc.

So i get there, and i give her the grapes, and she says thanx... and we go to her room.... :twisted: :P
SO, we're in her room, and i start stretchin my legs, coz they're stiff from too much exercise, and she notices, and seeing that's she does sports sciences, she knows all about the muscles ands stuff. So she offers me a massage :twisted: :P :D :P :twisted: !!!

And she tells me to take off my pants!!!! :P :lol: :P :shock: :P :shock: :twisted: :D

So i take them off, and sit on her bed, she goes down on her knees in front of me... and starts massagin. It was so good, i bent backwards from pain/pleasure (my muscles were very stiff), and eventually she stood up, i got up as well, pulled up pants, said thanks, goodbye etc. went back to flat. Yup, nothing happened :(

When o got to the flat, i had my flatmate screaming "DEAR GOD!!! THE GRAPES ACTUALLY WORKED!!! YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Yup, he saw the whole story, through my room, but just the silhoutes we cast on the curtains... so it looked quite kinky from his side.


I love this story, more funny if you tell it in person tho. Especially if my flatmate tells it from his perspective...

[Chidongan]

Ok, from my room (in my flat) you can check across the street and see a whole set of flats, and over time, my flatmate and i have made friends with quite a few of the people in that set of flats, mainly because either they wave and invite us over, or vice verse. one friend in particular is very very very VERY hot and she does sports sciences! PLUS!! (very important for this story), you can see straight into her room from my room, but she usually has her curtaions drawn....

So, the one night i go over there and find out she likes grapes, so i tell her i'll bring her some, then her friend says that she'll sleep with me if i bring her grapes (i thought it was a joke)

So i tell this to flatmat who wasn't there, and eventually i get some grapes and one evening i tell my flat mate that i'm gonna take her her grapes, and we go on joking about how i'm gonna get laid for thanks to these grapes, etc etc.

So i get there, and i give her the grapes, and she says thanx... and we go to her room.... :twisted: :P
SO, we're in her room, and i start stretchin my legs, coz they're stiff from too much exercise, and she notices, and seeing that's she does sports sciences, she knows all about the muscles ands stuff. So she offers me a massage :twisted: :P :D :P :twisted: !!!

And she tells me to take off my pants!!!! :P :lol: :P :shock: :P :shock: :twisted: :D

So i take them off, and sit on her bed, she goes down on her knees in front of me... and starts massagin. It was so good, i bent backwards from pain/pleasure (my muscles were very stiff), and eventually she stood up, i got up as well, pulled up pants, said thanks, goodbye etc. went back to flat. Yup, nothing happened :(

When o got to the flat, i had my flatmate screaming "DEAR GOD!!! THE GRAPES ACTUALLY WORKED!!! YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Yup, he saw the whole story, through my room, but just the silhoutes we cast on the curtains... so it looked quite kinky from his side.


I love this story, more funny if you tell it in person tho. Especially if my flatmate tells it from his perspective...i want grapes.

i'll give you a 'massage' too. ;)

[Azure Wrath]

Everybody wants grapes...