AK47
06-19-2006, 10:47 PM
In the ruins of the village of sand, a mysterious disease started to plague the people. After Hobang co. became a popular company and raised the tourist attraction and made lots of money, prostitution became a big factor in the village and was funded with more hos and bitches and necessary tools and toys and objects and things for the company. The kazekage’s older sister, temari, was obviously, the big bitch of the corporation. Well that doesn’t matter, because all the prostitutes had a disease, and so did many men, married and single. The company started to lose money and tourist attraction and was rated one of the worst tour attractions in the world. Even damn cleopatra’s needle in London was more popular. However that is not the problem. The problem was that there was a mysterious disease and it needed to be solved and rid of. That’s where a mystery solver comes into play… this is the…..
THE PINK PANTHER: SAKURA SAN STYLE (HAHAHAHAHA)
The streets of konoha were quiet these days. Only the dust walked on the streets and passed by the shops daily. It was a terrible time for konoha, but nothing could be solved. The only mystery solver was the detective. The one person who guides the misguided on Team 7. Her name is Haruno Sakura. Yes, she’s a damn fine detective. The only one who could solve a rubix cube in 5 hours. Yes konoha is that dumb, but no one else could take the job. This was a duty for her and only assigned to her. If you wanted it, you couldn't have it, cuz it was only to sakura.
She waited in her office, waiting for the customer to come right through that door, where it said ‘Mystery solver, bitch’.
“DAMN who wrote that on my door!”
She waited for days and days for her next appointment, although there was none for her. She even had to survive on her toe nails, and eventually became anorexic, and you could see flab digging into her ribs.
Nah I’m just f***ing with you, she had buffets of food. I mean she has a f***ing family unlike that orphan naruto.
Anyways on a quiet evening, the door finally opened to sakura’s surprise, no wait, she didn’t even take a glimpse at the door. She acted cool. She called out,
“Who there, state your name?”
“um sakura, It's naruto, I don’t want to be your secretary anymore, I have to train to save sasuke,” said a blonde boy.
“Fine then. Leave you dumbass jinchuuriki,” spat Sakura, and Naruto left crying.
The door closed, and then someone knocked on the door.
Sakura stayed cool, “come in.”
The door opened and a sexy leg entered the room, but then a shrivelled face came along with it.
Sakura looked up surprised, “Holy SH**! What the f*** is that? Temari, What the hell is with your face?”
Temari smiled, almost, “I….. have…..aids.”
“the f***!” yelled sakura. “It’s because of that damn Hobang. Who did this to you?”
Temari lied down on a couch, “It…was…Sasuke.”
Sakura slapped Temari, “Slut!! He’s mine HO!”
Temari smiled again, almost, “Sakura…help…us…We... gonna.. not make it”
Sakura started to cry, “I will Temari… I’ll save the sand, with my awesome detective skillZ”
Then temari died.
Sakura bawled, “WHY? WHY HER? WHY NOT F***ING THAT PIG INO!!! OR THAT SLUT TEN TEN!!! WHY HER? SHE WAS A DAMN FINE LADY”
Yes, the plague that ruined the Sand. It was a sad day for the pink hair girl. But she couldn’t stop here. She must finish her duty, as a detective, as a friend, as a woman…
SHE'S A DAMN HEROINE GIRLZ!!!!
THE PINK PANTHER: SAKURA SAN STYLE (HAHAHAHAHA)
The streets of konoha were quiet these days. Only the dust walked on the streets and passed by the shops daily. It was a terrible time for konoha, but nothing could be solved. The only mystery solver was the detective. The one person who guides the misguided on Team 7. Her name is Haruno Sakura. Yes, she’s a damn fine detective. The only one who could solve a rubix cube in 5 hours. Yes konoha is that dumb, but no one else could take the job. This was a duty for her and only assigned to her. If you wanted it, you couldn't have it, cuz it was only to sakura.
She waited in her office, waiting for the customer to come right through that door, where it said ‘Mystery solver, bitch’.
“DAMN who wrote that on my door!”
She waited for days and days for her next appointment, although there was none for her. She even had to survive on her toe nails, and eventually became anorexic, and you could see flab digging into her ribs.
Nah I’m just f***ing with you, she had buffets of food. I mean she has a f***ing family unlike that orphan naruto.
Anyways on a quiet evening, the door finally opened to sakura’s surprise, no wait, she didn’t even take a glimpse at the door. She acted cool. She called out,
“Who there, state your name?”
“um sakura, It's naruto, I don’t want to be your secretary anymore, I have to train to save sasuke,” said a blonde boy.
“Fine then. Leave you dumbass jinchuuriki,” spat Sakura, and Naruto left crying.
The door closed, and then someone knocked on the door.
Sakura stayed cool, “come in.”
The door opened and a sexy leg entered the room, but then a shrivelled face came along with it.
Sakura looked up surprised, “Holy SH**! What the f*** is that? Temari, What the hell is with your face?”
Temari smiled, almost, “I….. have…..aids.”
“the f***!” yelled sakura. “It’s because of that damn Hobang. Who did this to you?”
Temari lied down on a couch, “It…was…Sasuke.”
Sakura slapped Temari, “Slut!! He’s mine HO!”
Temari smiled again, almost, “Sakura…help…us…We... gonna.. not make it”
Sakura started to cry, “I will Temari… I’ll save the sand, with my awesome detective skillZ”
Then temari died.
Sakura bawled, “WHY? WHY HER? WHY NOT F***ING THAT PIG INO!!! OR THAT SLUT TEN TEN!!! WHY HER? SHE WAS A DAMN FINE LADY”
Yes, the plague that ruined the Sand. It was a sad day for the pink hair girl. But she couldn’t stop here. She must finish her duty, as a detective, as a friend, as a woman…
SHE'S A DAMN HEROINE GIRLZ!!!!