sasuke's troubles comedy

[Davis]

disclaimer,me no own naruto or any other anime mentioned
sasukes troubles act 1 ino

its been 3 years since naruto had lost sasuke. and after a huge struggle he had returned!well well well wat will evryone say.

"sasuke omg like i cant belive tour totaly back,like ur awesome!!!!"ino smiled :D "sasuke i like l0VE U SASUKE-KUN"ino followed sasuke into the bathroom "leave me alone"sasuke said :x ino began to undo her pants "WTF WAT ARE U DOING?!!!!" :oops: sasuke pushed ino inyo a urinal and ran


hope u liked it review and ill post part 2 :wink:

[Hellchild915]

well I have no idea what you wrote and its to short

sorry

[Davis]

sec 2 will be longer and if the english is bad ill re edit it,it was longer in the postbox

[Davis]

disclaimer,i still dont own naruto
sasukes troubles act 2:the chase begins
WARNING RATED R SECTION

"sasuke kuuuun i love you!!!!"ino ran,and screamed chasing sasuke
"stop chasing me!"sasuke pleaded "never!"ino evilley smirked :twisted:
"rape,rape! help,help!"sasuke cried
*pow*sasuke rammed into someone and toppled over.
"get outta my way or i'll killl you you f***er!"
"no sasuke-nee-chan ill kill YOU" an ominous voice laughed.
sasuke looked up,










ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"ive come to rape you"itachi smirked
"WHAT?!"sasuke puked
"the rabid anime fan girls threatened me to do it"
"are you gay or something?"
"no sasuke-neechan,im a woman"
sasuke puked and ran from the prusuers,itachi and ino

review and post till next time DavisXmonster :)

[Davis]

disclaimer,i still dont own naruto or any thing i have parodied i wish i did
act 3:finalle(actualy i just am posting the rest of it in one sec since thetre so short)

the crowd chasing sasuke-kun was about 500 people now.it was made up of itachi ino sakura THE HULK and many more!
"hey sasuke"naruto was standing next to hinata blocking his path.
"ha ha sasuke you are screwed when they catch you"naruto laughed
"i love-you s-sasuke-kun"hinata blushed.
"W-W-WAT? uyou like naruto,right?"sasuke scratched his head
"she does?"naruto blushed. with that sasuke ran off again

"why me?!"sasuke cried jimping on akamaru's tail
"damn you! you hurt akamaru!"kiba screamed.
"getsuga!!!!" with that kiba leaped into a tornado of fury! he rushed towards sasuke!
"is this the end am i gonna die?what have i accomplished?"sasuke thought,his whole life flashing before his eyes.
Sasuke you lack hate."
"i will kill him"
"naruto what are you""
"chidori!!!!"
"stop f***ing saying belive it!"
sasuke remembered evry single detail.
"wow i am an emo,i guess i owe naruto five bucks"sasukepondered
KABLOOEY! kiba missed him and bit chouji.
(chouji died of rabies the next day)


*spider man spider man does watever a spider can!*spider man slings into action!!! spider man web slings sasuke at an alarming speed."ill kill you!"spiderman shouts -zoom-spiderman is squished by a truck-driver passing by.


"pant-pant i-i am almost home free of this mob of psycopaths!"sasuke phanted
"ban-kai"a atrange voice hollers. just then a sword stabbes sasuke through the heart."naruto?" sasuke quiveres at the wielder of the swor who is actually kurosaki ichigo.
"who the hell is naruto? im kurosaki ichi- OH CRAP IM IN THE WRONG ANIME!"
"wtf?"sasuke awoke in his room,he had dreamed the whole thing.

[AK47]

sry
it hardly makes any sense......
too random!

[Davis]

well it was my first crack at one also great "hinata's love story"fanfic,its hillarius

[2Pac]

... alright to be perfectly honest, that was terrible i would give it a 1/10 its unoriginal badly scripted bad grammar and spelling and its not even funny..... its cliche and stupid.

[Davis]

ok ill try a more scripted story next time

[Lost Prophet]

It was extremely short, some good humor, but keep workin on it...

[Davis]

thnx lost prophet