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Have you ever got in trouble in school? Got shouted at by your annoying teacher? your friend tattled on you? post your little stories on how you got in kicked out of the classroom by your teacher....
hm let me see. my friend started this thing in my class. we passed a note around to every student in the class to "fall out of your desk" at 12:31 exactly according to class clock" and everyone did. It was hilarious and the teacher got so pissed. but there was this one time where we did it again in another class to "make a quacking sound". and guess what? i was the only one doing it. yep i got shouted at and i was proud of it
kjrav
05-14-2006, 02:15 AM
In middle school I never did my homework so I got alot of detentions.
6th:27detentions
7th:32 detentions
8th:30 detentions,4 Saturday detentions
Yeh over the course of thre years I got 89 detentions but that was on record.
In reality I got more but since I never served some my teachers double counted somtimes so I realy got like:
6th:28
7th:42
8th:53
and they istalled the Saturday detetions in 8th grade and your were supposed to get one every 5 detentions so I really should have served at least 6.
wow did you get zero counselling?
Hellchild915
05-14-2006, 02:23 AM
I have been have some trouble with my Criminal justice teacher about to weeks ago he sent me to the office saying that I almost punched him(I almost did I got in his face nasty) so they sent me to Sac(in school suspention) for three days so after that I just went to his class did his work and didnt even talk to him but then, On thursday my teacher started talking shit to me saying if me and some other guy dont what to be in the class we could leave but what got me really mad was that I hadnt done crap, I was just sitting there doing his stupid work when he said it, so right after I was like "what the f*** why the hell are you still talking sh** did I even say anything dont f***en talk to me if I havent done anything" I thought he was going to send me to the office again but he didnt. My friend told me she had never seen me so mad and that it was a turn on(she was kidding)but yeah I had actually never gotten introuble at high school until this year(Im a senior), at school Im known as the guy everyone likes but this teacher really got on my bad side but good thing Im Graduating In two weeks
CLASS OF 06
kjrav
05-14-2006, 02:23 AM
I got sent to the consolor 10 times, techers countless times ,Vice-pricipal 25 times, Principal 7 times and the superintendent once.
Canthinkofaname
05-14-2006, 02:31 AM
the superintendant holy crap are you a criminal or something?
anyway ive gotten in trouble sometimes but im here to tell you about this one kid in my class. im not racist or anything like that but theres this mexican kid whos still learning english and one time we had a sub. when we were having read aloud he kept talking and talking about ray misterio or however you spell it, and when the teacher came back on monday (this was friday and thursday), he got 5 lunch detentions and 2 after school detentions. and thats only one time he got in trouble. he got like 3 lunch detentions for kicking this other kid in my class
steve
05-14-2006, 02:32 AM
In middle school I never did my homework so I got alot of detentions.
6th:27detentions
7th:32 detentions
8th:30 detentions,4 Saturday detentions
Yeh over the course of thre years I got 89 detentions but that was on record.
In reality I got more but since I never served some my teachers double counted somtimes so I realy got like:
6th:28
7th:42
8th:53
and they istalled the Saturday detetions in 8th grade and your were supposed to get one every 5 detentions so I really should have served at least 6.
Dude, you have a pretty good memory... or did you write down every time you got detention? Either way you must have been pretty badass... get detention then go home and memorize what the detention count was at.
Hellchild915
05-14-2006, 02:35 AM
I only got introuble in elementry school and like twice in middle school but I was still a honor student and then only once in high school(then one I wrote about on top)
KageNaruto
05-14-2006, 02:36 AM
OK, once i pulled a chair out of behind soembody cause they were ebing an ass, they really hurt their tailbone, and i got a saturday school for it.
also, its hard to expain but my school is seperated into two buidings, on of them is only 2 stories tall. inside to get to a higher floor instead of stairs they have this straigh thing that curls upward with rails on the sides. below that like 6 feet there were these landing pads and i was flipping onto them. on liek the 100th time ig ot caught and a super gay-ass teacher also gave me saturday school for it
ah man just last wednesday i think i was in construction and i was just roaming around and then i went to see some of my friends work, i gave one of them a tity twister but the teacher didnt' see cuz i was looking at the teacher while giving my friend the titty twister. Then my friend got a chisel and stabbed me in the stomach (it was blunt) but i made that sound where you get punched in the stomach and my teacher told me to go over to him. Now i was relaxed cuz i knew i didn't get in trouble. but then my faggoty ass teacher told me to go to the office and he called the freaking principal. I still do not know the reason for this act but i know i'm going to egg his house, if he has one
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 02:39 AM
Lol, when i was at a private school(the first 3 years of HS) I was readmitted conditionnaly after my first year, i was oblige to see a psy after my second year, and i got kicked out of my school the 3rd year so i went to public HS. There, i skipped so much classes, about half of them, that i was suspended a lot, and also, ive never done a homework in all my HS years, maybe some important exceptions, but not much at all, but lol, i still managed to have about 80% average each year.
Canthinkofaname
05-14-2006, 02:46 AM
seriously? and i wonder how you even got to high school
Can i jsut say this? i want everyone to write a story of an incident where thye got in trouble, that might either be funny, interesting, etc. not your a summary of how many times you got in trouble in high school
kjrav
05-14-2006, 02:56 AM
I was making fun of this girl in Elementery school once so she got mad and started beating me up but I didn't hit her cause she was a gir and I have a moral code(beside I was already in trouble for having been included in like 10 fights that year)So I got my ass kicked and got in trouble.
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 03:13 AM
Lol, canthinkofaname, shut up, you wish u could be as smart as i am. and as for a school story, here is one but i was really mean back then, i changed since. Anyway, here it goes, i was talkin with guys between friends and a girl arrive, she asked us what we were talkin about and i told her it was men stuff, so she said ''Ha! You guys aint even men yet!'' and i replied ''Ha ha! Like you can talk, i could bet you dont even have your menstruations yet!'' and she explosed in tears runnin to the principal, i got detention and felt bad about it after, but well, thats high school i guess.
Canthinkofaname
05-14-2006, 03:17 AM
indeed i wish, for i wish many things. cuz i dont even know what menstruations is
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 03:21 AM
Are you kiddin me dude, if i say girls, cycle, blood, does that ring a bell for you?
Are you kiddin me dude, if i say girls, cycle, blood, does that ring a bell for you?
well she is stupid about crying about it, she could've hid it
haha maybe she still didn't have her first hahahahhaa
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 03:27 AM
Lol, yes, maybe she was a really emo girl but the girls are sensible when we talk of that, especially when its front of many people like i did and when its insulting.
kjrav
05-14-2006, 03:28 AM
Mabey it affected her so bad cause she was actually on it?!?!
Canthinkofaname
05-14-2006, 03:31 AM
Are you kiddin me dude, if i say girls, cycle, blood, does that ring a bell for you?
-.-, i know it involves girls and crap... how would i know, im 12
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 03:32 AM
Lol, i knew about menstruations at that age, lol, maybe cause i was livin with my sis and mom only but still, i knew.
Canthinkofaname
05-14-2006, 03:35 AM
if you knew what i do...oh nevermind it doesnt concern a peasent such as yourself (just playing)
anyway back on topic, -.-, the only times i got in real trouble such as many of you, was in the fourth grade where i got in a bunch of fights with some kid who later became one of my good friends
kjrav
05-14-2006, 03:36 AM
Alot of the people I fought are my good friends now too.
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 03:45 AM
Lol, im a really friendly guy so i never fought a lot, had about 5 fights in my whole life. LOL! But here is another story, lol, when i was in my 2nd HS year, there was a girl who was really muscular and had some boy look a lil, so we created lot of disses on her, that had a beard and hair between boobs, stuff like that, so one day, we bought her a razor and placed it in her desk, LOL! I think she cried too, but that time, nobody knew who did it so we never got trouble, lol!
This is not and insulting kind of story but here goes:
i was in my grade 8 science class when me and my friend were bored to death from reading from the textbook. the teacher was standing up reading the science textbook and the annoying thing was that her voice was so monotonous. This girl in my class had a metal hairpin in her binder and my friend took it out and put it in an elctrical socket (there were electrical sockets on the tables for labs and stuff) and now he didn't know how to take it out and he was scared, so i got his binder and try to hit it out, (hairpin was about half way in) and there was this huge spark BZZT. and everyone screamed and i got sent out of the classroom while everyone from my table was laughing
yea the teacher still didn't know what happened to this day
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 03:57 AM
Lol, you got electrified?
no that's why i used a binder
and also i mentioned my teacher didn't know what happened to this day
so i didn't get electrocuted
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 04:01 AM
Lol, and just that buzz scared everyone, lol!
dude i was right in front of it... i died from surprise,
but the funny thing is my teacher never notced. maybe she is too old to hear it, BUT THE DECIBAL LEVEL WAS LIKE A MILLION!!!
i was so glad she didn't notice i would've got expelled
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-14-2006, 04:11 AM
Lol, i dont think you would have got expelled for that but LOL, your teacher was some old hag indeed if she couldnt hear such a big noise.
well she was reading which could've prevented her hearing but i would've heard it and SAW it if i were her
anyways she is a nice teacher and i only got in trouble when i was fooling around in her class
Yuber
05-15-2006, 02:10 AM
Well, i've gotten in trouble too many times for me to even count, but this one i personally find to be the funniest, especially at the age i was.
2nd grade, music class: The teacher was in the middle of singing a song i don't remember the name of, and i'm sitting in the front row of seats, almost right next to her. I have absolutely horrible gas, and so i lift my butt up and rip a fart louder than even that bitch's singing. The fart fortunately doesn't damage my pants, but the class was in a small portable building next to the main school building, and the fart just completely stunk the room up, all while everyone was laughing. Even 13 years later, i don't think i've ripped a louder fart since.
I of course get sent to the office, and piss off the principal even more by laughing whenever he mentions the incident. I couldn't hold it back, and i HATED that old hag. I got in-school suspension for the rest of the day. It was worth it.
lol, in my school years, the people who get in trouble in a fart incident is the people who laugh at the person who farts, but man, i can see you standing proud at the aroma of the gas roaming in the classroom , awesome job
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-15-2006, 02:22 AM
Lol, that was funny, gettin suspended for a fart! Lol, that was really great, i wish i would have seen the face of your music teacher!
well in one class we played the "penis" game where you say penis quiet and you have to go louder and louder and louder.
anyways i started off first and it was quiet
then my friend went
then this girl went
then i went again
then my friend went
then the girl went and it was pretty damn loud and i think the teacher was ignoring it but w/e
then i went but i did it in a girl's voice and the teacher screamed " AMANDA GET OUT!!!" and Amanda tattled on me and i got sent out ,
that bit**
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-15-2006, 09:44 AM
HAhahahahaha, but even if funny, thats like the most immture game ever, lol, the penis game, first time i hear that.
King Vamp
05-15-2006, 05:38 PM
3rd grade - Me and some jerk friends got sent to the principals office. Long story but it has to do with a joke and me yelling the word "penis" across 2 tables at lunch. Don't ask.
Also that year - I almost got suspension for fake threating my friend for telling this girl I liked her.
6th - Detention for talking to my GF at this Safety Speech
8th - A lunch detention for talking in class.
kjrav
05-15-2006, 05:46 PM
this is recent on april fools day I went to my school even though it was the weekend w/t a blackmask and nailed my pricipal w/t my paintball gun it was hilarious cause he was "AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE" and then I ran and got away to this day he dosn't know who shot him but he did go on like a school wide search.
i skipped my physics class so much and finally one day my phsyics teach was like ,
"son, how come you only skip my class but go to the class b4 mine and after mine?"
i was kinda scared what to say and i was liikke " i was sick during your class" (worst excuse but i couldn' think of anything else)
then he was like "that's bullshit, get out of my class"
the things you do to skip a class
-Masterofnaruto43-
05-20-2006, 06:55 PM
I have onley one thing to say and one thing alone I DAMN KNOCKED A WALL OVER lol. But really what happend was i was running around in the class room when i acadintally ran into my desk and topped it over everyone started laghing except damn teacher she smaked me with a book lol actually she put me outside and didn't let me back in lol.
zoldic777
05-21-2006, 09:39 AM
In my full life in school i had a lotta fights, i like it, now probably people fear of messing with me
in grade 4: i had i very fierce fight with a stupid boy who's face was like an eagle, he sucs
in grade 5: :oops: there was an idiot girl i really didn't like coz she shows off and its like she thinks she know everything, so i slapped her and got into lotsa trouble, they called my pap and i got beatings
in grade 6: we used to play a game called somethin like war in which we assemmble teams and fight , me and other two boys got suspended for 2 days, actually the boys put the blame on us
in grade 7:My best friend got into a fight and you know....uuuum...
he's not that powerful, or lemme just say"he's weak"
So his nose started bleeding i got into a flash and started remembering that this boy,who injured my frien,and sexually abused me once,is know hurting my friend and i couldn't get over that idea, so i planned a fight out school and everything was going fine till those suckas(girls) complained and the fight was stopped
in grade 8: i had a grudge with that boy but later we became friends and as i remember was really a good boy but people say he turned me bad, i hate my chemistry teacher, so i set up a trap for him (too complicated to explain) and he fell for it not knowing who layed that trap
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Have you ever got in trouble in school? Got shouted at by your annoying teacher? your friend tattled on you? post your little stories on how you got in kicked out of the classroom by your teacher....
hm let me see. my friend started this thing in my class. we passed a note around to every student in the class to "fall out of your desk" at 12:31 exactly according to class clock" and everyone did. It was hilarious and the teacher got so pissed. but there was this one time where we did it again in another class to "make a quacking sound". and guess what? i was the only one doing it. yep i got shouted at and i was proud of it
lots of bad stuff, when i say lots i mean SUPER FUCKING VERY LOTS ;D
one of them was that i made my teacher cry and 2 weeks after that she quit her job as a teacher and moved to another country.
.Sask
05-25-2006, 09:23 PM
LOL!
I'll start with my pre-school life:
Private Pre-school: I disrupted the class everyday, so I got kicked out and got sent to a public pre-school.
Kindergarden: I ran into this one girl and made her nose bleed, I got in huge trouble with my mom and dad, and my principle T__T. Twas worth it.
1st Grade: Basic Class disruption. OHHH!!! And, in 1st Grade, it was P.E. and I had to escort this one boy to the restroom, but I ditched him when he went inside.
2nd Grade: Basic Class Disruptions.
3rd Grade: I hit this one kid xP only thing I did bad.
4th Grade: Bad grades if that counts?
5th Grade: I was very talkative in class, I've been sent out of class alot.
6th Grade: um.... not paying attention in class... I can't remember anything bad here.
7th Grade: There was a paperball war, how could I resist =)? I was a General. xD
8th Grade: Talking back to teachers, class disruptions, I fought this one a**hat kid (I got him suspended, but they let me off, weird thing is that I kicked his ass. xD), and I trashed canned this one kid, lol, I didn't put the lid back on, because he'd be moving around.
9th Grade: 2 Fights, one with a game freak, litterally, and a group brawl.
10th Grade: I was good.
11th Grade: Still good T__T, I got soo boring.
... i looked at MY OWN TEST and got kicked out and got a referel..... i hate subs
Masah
05-27-2006, 06:34 PM
Haha, in eighth grade there was this jock who we always made fun of; so I made a hate website and I got suspended for like a week or two
Yuber
05-28-2006, 01:26 AM
Freshman year in highschool comp. science class, we all had to do a powerpoint project on pretty much any subject we wanted.
Anyway, there was a kid in there who picked on EVERYONE, and thought he was mr hotshit. His insults, although non-sarcastic, were more funny than intimidating. He was still a moron though.
When said kid went to take a bathroom break on the day of the presentation, i stole his file and inserted gay porn into one of the slides, didn't get caught, and he got suspended for 10 days. Me and a few other people planned it out, so that's how i didn't get caught.
Once i got kicked out for stealing my teachers poo bear that hangs out of his back pocket all the time..... i got suspended for it. oh and i shot a spitball that hit his shiny bald head
narutoIZZAbest
05-28-2006, 06:11 AM
hmm.. before junior high i never got into any trouble... and still now its rare that i ever do.
in 7th grade i got detention a few times cuz i keep forgetting to bring supplies to school, or didn't do something correctly
and this year...just mostly my algebra class...to just do extra problems for improvement.
nothing serious, but as for regular trouble, i usually get yelled at cuz i talk too much.
uchiha_melody
05-28-2006, 05:31 PM
yesterday ^^
i was gossping with my yaoi fangirl friends about who's cute with who ...you know girl talk ....and
Suu Jane : well MR, Andrew is Officially Virgin Mary .
Mariana: hah that guy's sad no wonder he's our math teacher
ME: ....you know ...the laddies like him around ere ...
Suu Jane: get a grip melo , that guys a gay man ...
Mariana:yeah , he likes men...*does kissing sounds*
ME:....yeah well if he was gay he would wear tight pants and he would strip for the boys and that would be the day when i eat my knickers cause teh boys will have nightmares you know ...gay men sometimes do crazy things i guess the gay horomons do that to'em....sometimes its hard to tell...what there thinking
than you could tell what happend
yes ..he called my parents ^--^
Hime_sama
05-30-2006, 04:34 AM
i was a semi-good girl! most of my detention was for not doing my homework!!! i hate homework!!!
but not doing my homework once saved my from suspension.
our spanish teacher is called Fanny Guzman. as you know, fanny means... you know! but she didn't! doesn't know english. anyways, we would always do things to annoy her, even make her cry. she was just intolerable. and we were mean. we were supposed to call her Miss Guzman, but we called her Miss Fanny and then giggle and look at each other while laughing. and she got really angry!!!
i looked at the board, and it said grammar homework. i knew i hadn't done it, so i took out my book and started doing my homework, secretly!!! i just heard my classmates all laughing and the teacher crying! the principal came in, and took everyone who was crying out and gave them suspension. he didn't take out the class' angel, a girl who was sick lying down, and me!!!! ahahaha! it was a boring day the next day, just the three of us!!!!!
uchiha_melody
06-01-2006, 03:02 PM
i was a semi-good girl! most of my detention was for not doing my homework!!! i hate homework!!!
but not doing my homework once saved my from suspension.
our spanish teacher is called Fanny Guzman. as you know, fanny means... you know! but she didn't! doesn't know english. anyways, we would always do things to annoy her, even make her cry. she was just intolerable. and we were mean. we were supposed to call her Miss Guzman, but we called her Miss Fanny and then giggle and look at each other while laughing. and she got really angry!!!
i looked at the board, and it said grammar homework. i knew i hadn't done it, so i took out my book and started doing my homework, secretly!!! i just heard my classmates all laughing and the teacher crying! the principal came in, and took everyone who was crying out and gave them suspension. he didn't take out the class' angel, a girl who was sick lying down, and me!!!! ahahaha! it was a boring day the next day, just the three of us!!!!!
oh dear the fanny joke aye....
you have no idea how hard it is for some called fanny to live teh day here in Australia....Fanny in American means Bum right???i aint sure but whatever in Aus.....no you should be worried if your names Fanny....hooo yeah...ew XD
errr *cough* i hate homework too XD
E_Juva_Zio_Umm
06-09-2006, 05:19 AM
ive been told that so many times "get out of my classroom" tell me why the teacher gets so pissed when you jump over her table and catch your foot on her moniter?
tell me plz i dont get it
yea i got in trouble for some reason it's a funny story actually:
me and my friend finished our lab, and we had 15 min to spare
we just stood up and talked and started throwing paper in the garbage.
Now, our teacher is a pretty sarcastic and funny guy and he said "guys stop throwing garbage, i want you guys to write a 100 word page of why throwin paper was worth your time in my class"
and i was smiling cuz i thought he was sarcastic, but he actually wanted us to write it, but i didn't know.
but i said to my friend, " hey let's write the thing but put jokes in it too."
and my friend agreed so we both wrote a 90 word thing (writing and grammar was horrible) mine was saying that "my friend smoked pot and threw the rolls of pot in the garbage" and my friend said that i was a drugdealer or something.
and then we gave our pgs to the teacher and he read them, but then he got pissed cuz we were talking about drugs and stuff.
it was really confusing cuz i thought he was being sarcastic again so i laughed and then he sent me and my friend to the office.
it was really weird...
lesson: don't ever smoke weed in class XD
steve
06-12-2006, 11:21 AM
My university is making a new athletic complex. A friend and I got drunk and snuck into the place. We played with fire extinguishers and just explored the place. Run of the mill idiot drunk trespass. Anyways, when we were leaving, a security gaurd just so happened to be walking on the path 20 feet away. Here we were, walking out, carrying the various treasures kept within the construction zone(chain, box) and it was pretty clear what was going on. So he told us to stop for a second.... and we booted it. We hid in the woods beside a soccer field. A security car parked on the opposite side of the field(def. had seen us) but the guy never got out of his car. If he had, we wouldve been screwed. Then we snuck around the car and went home.
It was a great night.
WalkingFish
06-12-2006, 03:33 PM
6th grade
Me and my friend were just maessin around and we were right next to each other and i was smart back in 6th(im stupid as hell now) so i let him copy we did this for atleast 2 months and finnaly it was the last day untill winter break and we got caught 2 minutes before school ended.
*inschool suspension*
7th
(these thing are the stupidest things in the world)
Ok so me and my friend we were playing basketball like with a paperball and a garbage can and the teacher got all pissed at me.
*citation/greenslip*
Ok so were lined up to go to the computer lab and i look at some glue and i pick it up but what i didn't know that the glue had ink in it my friend snatches it from and squeezes it all over the ground and we launch out of the classroom. So in 6th period my teacher was all like who did it and if you guys don't tell me ill make this class hell tomorrow. So the next day my friend confesses and fucking says that i did it too.
*2 weeks detention*
Mudkipz
06-17-2006, 03:34 PM
one time i in 2nd grade, there was a bathroom that was for girls and boys. I peed in a bottle and threw it all over the girls in the other stalls. Then, she told the principal then i got expelled.
estranged
06-28-2006, 11:35 PM
I peed in a bottle and threw it all over the girls in the other stalls. Then, she told the principal then i got expelled. dude.that was kinda.....sick actually XD
well i threw a packet of ketchup into the class fan and got suspended. it was kind of a dare....they all learnt a huge lesson that day XD
got thrown out of the class countless times...well the teachers ask me to leave and i'll be like "gladly..."...parents got notified countless times...and they were summoned to school like...a lot (i'm not good with numbers)...
also used to get a friend to egg the class from outside...this got so usual, and somehow the "officials" came up with the idea that a somebody inside the class is having somebody else do it ..juz for the heck of it..and maaan it was fun.
never really had detention coz i always slipped out...the only choice left was to notify the parents
done a LOT of stuff which i (along with some friends) have never been caught for....aaaand it'd probably be wiser not to leak it on the net...
Uchiha_Blaze
07-18-2006, 07:20 PM
When i fuked up this girl because she was making FUN OF MY MUM BECAUSE SHE IS IN A WHEELCHAIR then when i beat her up her dasd came and she was crying like hell...she told her dad that i punched her and i sad a bad word to her dad(in english i gues it wuld have been piss off) then she and her dad went to the principal adn i admit i started apolagizing lika a b!tch so i wuldnt get in truble...the principle knew about my mum and when i told her that she made fun of my mum she just sad that we shuld shook(spelling :S) hands ...we did it and bum it was over
PhantomAlchemist
07-19-2006, 01:24 AM
one time in elementary school, i picked a kid up(literally) and moved him like 100ft, my substitue teacher was a b**** so i got sent to the pricipals office in like3rd grade.
i forget why i moved him..... oh well.
grim-diablo
08-07-2006, 05:58 AM
I got sent to the consolor 10 times, techers countless times ,Vice-pricipal 25 times, Principal 7 times and the superintendent once.
NICE WORK!! be proud
Anna Hatake
08-07-2006, 02:23 PM
my teacher was bein all baby like to us so i got annoyed and said shut the F*** up and i got sent to the principle such a drag uhh
WhiteFang
08-17-2006, 09:39 PM
When i was on 5th grade my portuguese teacher made me and a classmate read some poetry on a school play where everyone in the school would be in the same place watching other grades acts with cameras and all
The text wasn't hard so me and my classmate had memorized the hole thing so when the day came and after the school music band stoped playing it was our turn
Right before we climbed onto stage my teacher calls us and says I'm the one who will hold the microphone and being the kid i was back then I got all proud thinking it was something important so when my classmate started to make a scene and made the Teacher give the microphone to him I got pissed
Anyhow we got on stage and started saying the text and he would put the microphone in front of me when it was my time
Minutes later when my time came I started to say the text but the croud made some wierd noise like something was wrong
Then i Look to my side and my classmate had frozen in front of the croud with the micro in his hand
I had been reading for sometime and no one had heard a thing
So i grabed the microphone out of his hand and shouted right into his ear "STUPID ASSH0LE GIVE ME THE MICROPHONE!!"
Then my classmate woke up from the crouds laughter and my teacher saying "This wasn't part of the play"
sessysgurl
08-21-2006, 05:30 AM
haha i got it lots of minor trouble. In the second grade on April 1st my friend went and told the principal that i said her hair looks like a chicken's butt. I was punished severely (it still hurts when i sit). When i got back the bitch had the nerve to laugh and say "all fools day!"
I got in big trouble for being in a clique that picked on kids we considered to be dunces. I used to hate this one guy named Andrew and his mother came and complained to my teacher and i got in trouble,,,,again.
I got detention for not saying good morning to my teacher. My parent were called in my first week in high school because i teacher asked me to leave his class and i refused to comply (i still dont think i was wrong).
I did get in huge trouble for writting dirty letters about on of the male teachers. They wanted to call my dadd..i swear i've never begged for forgiveness so hard in my life. if i had to choose between slow and painful death and calling my dad i would choose death every time.
narutoIZZAbest
08-21-2006, 08:31 AM
*does the goody two shoes dance*
never got in trouble :roll:
lol hilarious story, whitefang. i can't believe i actually had the patience to read it ^_^ XD
GoldGuardian
08-21-2006, 01:41 PM
I've always been a nice student, so I almost never got in trouble. As a proof, I've been in detention only once for not doing my homeworks in maths :P (I had good grades anyway).
But there's one time...
A substitute teacher started to write homeworks on the board even if we already knew what they were, so she said : ''I'll write them anyway, this way I'll feel more...'' I added ''...useful?''.
Then she turned back and asked who said that. Even if nobody answered, she somehow found out it was me and started a 3-4 minutes speech saying stuff like ''Don't laugh at me or you'll be in troubles''. I was scolded just for one word, and she's the one who started the sentence...lol
WhiteFang
09-06-2006, 08:51 PM
*does the goody two shoes dance*
never got in trouble :roll:
lol hilarious story, whitefang. i can't believe i actually had the patience to read it ^_^ XD
That's my life xD
Sometime ago during a history class i was feeling a little sleepy so I was stretching my arms when a ball gets shooted into the classroom by some guys who were playing football, hits a fellow of mine and somehow gets on my hands. so there i was with my arms up holding a football with my teacher looking at me
Jonny_extreme
09-06-2006, 09:57 PM
i got in trouble kus i told some annoying kid to go jump off a bridge in 8th grade... the kid told the teachers and i got put in counseling i was like "WTF?!! How can i get in this much trouble for telling someone to go jump off a bridge?!!!! THIS SCHOOL IS REDICULUS!"
then the counsler says "its a very hurtfull thing to say because you are basically telling that person to go commit suicide"
i say "NO ITS NOT! ITS AN EXPRESSION! YOU STUPID TERRORIST YOU DONT UNDERSTAND FIGURES OF SPEACH!"
she was arab... i made a big mistake...
Chidongan
09-07-2006, 01:06 AM
she was arab... i made a big mistake...
ZOMG
hahahahahhahaha.
i love you.
i've barely ever got in trouble.
im just like IZZA. =/
Shino18
09-16-2006, 02:23 PM
i got in trouble kus i told some annoying kid to go jump off a bridge in 8th grade... the kid told the teachers and i got put in counseling i was like "WTF?!! How can i get in this much trouble for telling someone to go jump off a bridge?!!!! THIS SCHOOL IS REDICULUS!"
then the counsler says "its a very hurtfull thing to say because you are basically telling that person to go commit suicide"
i say "NO ITS NOT! ITS AN EXPRESSION! YOU STUPID TERRORIST YOU DONT UNDERSTAND FIGURES OF SPEACH!"
she was arab... i made a big mistake... you are my new hero in 7th grade i failed math and my parents sent me to summer millitary school
Azure Wrath
09-16-2006, 04:03 PM
lol... i was goody... no wait, one funny story
Had this OLD/ancient lady who gave accounting, and i never did accounting homework and oldy used to give me lots of crap for not doing work. So in maths i copied my friend's (now flatmate studying accounting) homework. My maths teacher saw that i was copying his work and seeing that i've done this before, she grabs my book in writes in red "paul copies work from vaughan in maths". I crap myself, coz this'll mean BIG BIG trouble, so right before accounting i take m pen and scribble the bejeezus outa that little paragraph the teacher wrote.
Get to accounting, old fart comes around to check homework, sees the scribbles, swears that she can see some red pen undeneath the scribbles, holds it up against the light...
oops
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