Canthinkofaname
04-30-2006, 03:53 PM
Chapter 1: Naruto...a fanfic
it was 9:00 A.M. when naruto woke up. he looked at his clock. "HOLY S**T! i need to get up." and he jumped out of bed and hit his head on the ceiling. 'damn it, what the hell am i thinking...its 9 o'clock i can wait a while before "it"' he thought to himself laying there on the floor with a huge bump on his head.
he got up and went into the kitchen and ate some ramen. then he went back to his room at sat in front of his new computer. he opened up the program, Starcraft Broodwar. he went to multiplayer, battlenet and loged on.
he looked at the screen that said; EXTREME_NOOB has entered battlenet, lost login, who cares, failed logins since then, 3248923. "now time to play some games" and he clicked on a game.
---1.2 hours of competetive play later---
naruto was sweating. his base was average and his partner was already being killed by the opponent. all of a sudden billions of overlords came rushing towards his base over narutos unprotected side. it started unloading billions of lurkers and hydralisks which ended up pwning naruto badly in about 20 seconds.
"Damn it to f**king hell, mother F**KERS God DAMN IT!!!!!!" he ended up screaming for about a minute. he was done for the done with starcraft so he got dressed in his all purple clothes. and he went outside to meet team 7.
---outside---
naruto walked up to the waiting team 7. "Wuz up my pimp nig**s! howz my favorite homies doin" he said only to be punched by sakura. "naruto, your not a pimp." she said angrily. "yeah naruto, dumbas*" sasuke said punching him too.
"whatever" and he quickly changed back into regular clothes and ran back outside. "alright team 7," kakashi began speaking "this is the end of team 7 as of now." he finished "but why kakashi sensei!" sakura interrupted. "well because you can do what you want now, cuz you are now chuunins.. so now you can do what you want to, ill see you later" and kakashi teleported away.
an: i dont know if ill continue but i might in a while
it was 9:00 A.M. when naruto woke up. he looked at his clock. "HOLY S**T! i need to get up." and he jumped out of bed and hit his head on the ceiling. 'damn it, what the hell am i thinking...its 9 o'clock i can wait a while before "it"' he thought to himself laying there on the floor with a huge bump on his head.
he got up and went into the kitchen and ate some ramen. then he went back to his room at sat in front of his new computer. he opened up the program, Starcraft Broodwar. he went to multiplayer, battlenet and loged on.
he looked at the screen that said; EXTREME_NOOB has entered battlenet, lost login, who cares, failed logins since then, 3248923. "now time to play some games" and he clicked on a game.
---1.2 hours of competetive play later---
naruto was sweating. his base was average and his partner was already being killed by the opponent. all of a sudden billions of overlords came rushing towards his base over narutos unprotected side. it started unloading billions of lurkers and hydralisks which ended up pwning naruto badly in about 20 seconds.
"Damn it to f**king hell, mother F**KERS God DAMN IT!!!!!!" he ended up screaming for about a minute. he was done for the done with starcraft so he got dressed in his all purple clothes. and he went outside to meet team 7.
---outside---
naruto walked up to the waiting team 7. "Wuz up my pimp nig**s! howz my favorite homies doin" he said only to be punched by sakura. "naruto, your not a pimp." she said angrily. "yeah naruto, dumbas*" sasuke said punching him too.
"whatever" and he quickly changed back into regular clothes and ran back outside. "alright team 7," kakashi began speaking "this is the end of team 7 as of now." he finished "but why kakashi sensei!" sakura interrupted. "well because you can do what you want now, cuz you are now chuunins.. so now you can do what you want to, ill see you later" and kakashi teleported away.
an: i dont know if ill continue but i might in a while