CATCH THE PSYCHO FEVER

[AK47]

In the heart of Konoha a boy sits there rubbing his body with his hands trying to warm himself. But it was a hot day and people walking past him didn’t understand what the hell the kid was doing.
”What is he doing?”
“It’s hot as hell and he looks like he wants to live there”
“isn’t that gai’s boy”
The student of the Special Jounin, Gai, looked up and laughed like a psycho.
“HEHHEHEHEHACACKACKACACKKEKEKEKEKEKEKE”
Everyone started to back away and even some people ran off.
Rock Lee was psycho.
He didn’t even have a sip of sake or have any sexual desires and thoughts of Sakura, it was just…. One of those psychotic moments people have. I had it myself and I am not proud of it either.
Rock Lee stood up and started to jump like a monkey and made monkey sounds. Yeah it’s disturbing
Then Rock lee made that laugh again “KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!”
He started to stomp through the streets with his arms making windmill movements. Even if someone was in his way he would hit them and he even hit the squirrel that he saved from the chuunin exam with the exploding note on its back.
Thirty meters away, Sakura noticed the Green Beast coming this way.
”Hey Lee hows… it … go…” she suddenly noticed that he was speeding with his arms in windmill motion and coming right at her.
She screamed “EEEEEEEEEEEK”
And he got her right in the boobies. (I don’t know but I a m going captain insano also)
The two fell on the ground and everyone started to crowd them. Rock Lee opened his eyes and stood up, and said “what’s going on?”
It looked like he was back to normal.
“ you almost killed that girl!!!”
“Yeah that’s tsunade’s girl, you knocked her in the head”
Rock Lee turned around to look at Sakura. And quickly he grabbed her and shook her “Sakura are you ok? Are you ok? I’m so sorry? Are you….?” He stopped and jumped back and shrieked and ran away.
The crowd of people were confused and looked at Sakura,
Her eyes were gleaming red with her mouth in the scariest smile you’ve ever seen in your life.
She is now the psycho……

NOW YOU HAVE THE PSYCHO FEVER
AKCKCOFPOAIEFOJFOK J MOOCHIMALLA OKKEEEEE DAKO
HHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

[Canthinkofaname]

actually the beginning was pretty funny, he wants it to be night and feel the grass, but it was a hot ass summer day
a little short but good

[Hellchild915]

That was good but it was a little to short

[AK47]

i changed the story so here ya go

[Lost Prophet]

LMFAO!!! MORE! MORE! MORE!

[AK47]

someone continue this if you have the psycho fever!!!!!!!!!!

[Hellchild915]

you should continue this

[Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee]

lol, that was funny, sakura should have die though, lol!

[AK47]

you should continue this
i see this comment and the other comment "this is good"
every single time

[Canthinkofaname]

dood people
how bout we continue this ourselves
each person can write a chapter

[AK47]

i pass the psycho fever on to you now

[AK47]

once upon a time there was a village in konoha
there were a bunch of kids in the academy classroom screaming and were outta control
iruka couldn't take it anymore
he's been a sensei in the academy for 3 years and this is the 3rd year of annoying kids.... and it wasn't even NARUTO!!!!
he just couldn't take it anymore.
after 30 minutes of shouting at the kids, the kids didn't even calm down a bit and iruka's eyes started popping out. HIs veins started to bulge out of his neck and forehead, drool started to come out of his mouth, and he started laughing
Iruka was turning psycho!!!!!!
He knocked down the books off his desk and started thrwoing kkunai everywhere killing everything in sight. Blood started splattering everywere, he just loved the sight of blood, the smell, the TASTE!!!!
He knocked down the door and used henge, to transform into the appearance of the guy from American Psycho.
he had a butchers blade and started chopping off women's arms, legs, heads, noses, breasts, feet whatever a women had.....
Then he henged into the guy from chainsaw massacre, and started cutting down trees big enough to fall over and knock down a house
he ran down the streets of konoha impaling anyone with his chainsaw
"MUHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE" he giggled with an enormous psycho laugh
His drool was going everywhere and then all of a sudden he crashed into a person.
He was knocked over and closed his eyes and went to his normal appearance.
Iruka sensei opened his eyes and said "where am i?"
He looked in front of him and saw Tsunade in front of him
he asked "tsunade are you ok?"
and tsunade began to giggle "heh heh heh "
you know what happens next

[Lost Prophet]

MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!THE BOOBIE MONSTER!!!!!

[Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee]

Lol, that one wasnt as good as the first though, lol.

[Lost Prophet]

true, true....

[AK47]

u guys are lunatics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!