AK47
04-04-2006, 01:32 AM
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In the forest surrounding Konoha was Naruto training his buttocks off by throwing kunai at the targets he made. Naruto made Kakashi and Sasuke come to the training ground and they wanted to hit it up at a strip club to bang some chicks. So they made a plan.
“I’ll give him a scroll which will have nothing in it and he will train his ass off from it and then we can go hit the Hentai XXX club.”
“I don’t know…” worried Sasuke
“Believe me this plan is flawless.” Then Kakashi began to walk to Naruto
“Naruto, I have an important meeting this weekend so I can’t train you k?”
“The whole entire weekend? Are you f***in kidding me? FINE!”
“thanx a bunch naruto.” And off went kakashi and sasuke
‘f***” cursed Naruto
And now we see chouji at a Special advanced jounin exam
“So Chouji.” Began the Jounin Instructor. “I see you have great grades from your academy, you passed the chuunin exam and you are very skilled with your jutsus. I think you will become a great Jounin”
“Thanx.” Said Chouji not even a bit appeased.
“I just have one last question and then you can go….”
RING RING RING I like big butts~ and I cannot lie….
Chouji looked around “ OH that’s for me.”
Choji answered. “Hello?”
“YO Chouji whatsup! I hope your not busy or anyting”
“Oh hey Naruto, No this isn’t important I can take this call” The Jounin instructor looking a little surprised.
“Hey man I don’t think I can do anything this weekend cuz I have to train, it’s an order from kakashi.”
“What the f*** man?” The instructor with his eyes wide open “I’ve been waiting this whole week for getting blazed out of my skull for this weekend man.” The instructor jumped and spilled his ocha all over him. “O SHIT GET OUT GET THE HELL OUT”
“okay okay.” Said the calm Chouji and he left the room and back to Naruto on the phone “k I’ll see you at home
Naruto was walking to his apartment and at the elevator he saw sakura.
She was the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. He never could speak to her whenever he was in the elevator with her. But it was time. Yes it was time. He walked beside her and walked in the elevator together. He asked first “so what are you doing this weekend?”
Sakura looked at him awkwardly but answered,”well I’m gonna go to my room and sit my fatass watching tv and eating haagen Daas. What about you?”
Naruto answered “well I’m gonna do the same” and they both giggled.
Naruto spoke up again “well if it’s not a problem you can come to my room and sit your fatass eating haagen Daas with my roommate.” She smiled and replie “ that would be nice”
That would be a nice conversation if it were real. So really Naruto went in the elevator with her saying absolutely nothing until they got onto his floor.
Naruto all sweaty walking to his room he heard a “bye” from Sakura.
He turned around and tried to say bye. “b…b….b…y…” he whispered and then shut his room door behind him
He threw a kunai at a dart board and slammed his fists on the wall. Then he walked to the living room finding that Chouji was naked shaving his pubes.
“WHAT THE HELL CHOUJI!”
“ I’m shaving my pubes man check it out., it looks like a bonsai tree.” And Chouji turned around.
“What AW GOD NO NO.” Naruto looked away. He turned to look back “ARE THOSE MY SCISSORS.”
“ Yea I got it from your room.” Said chouji continuing his shaving
“ I USE THOSE FOR CUTTING MY NOSE HAIRS!!!”
“well that’s bad news cut I used it before cutting my ass hair”
“AUGH AUGHAUGH!!!!!!!!” cried Naruto and headed to the tv room
“LET”S GET BLAZED”Shouted Chouji
They got rolls and started to puff on weed and dreamt of beautiful rainbows and birds.
naruto started laughing "yo man we're so high"
Chouji laughed too " NOt Low"
All of a sudden chouji grumbled “ I’m hungry.”
“ ya me too.”
“Let’s get some wendy’s”
“NO KFC.”
They argued and argued and were suddenly interrupted by the television.
“ MMmmmmMM. Can you smell it?” Naruto and Chouji saw Noodles and soup steaming onto the screen of their television. It was as if they could smell the aroma of the ramen. “OoooOOoo the ramen, come to Leaf Castle and try out the sexy~o ooooOOOoo ramen baby. oooOOOoo” and ended the commercial
Naruto and Chouji slowly turned to face each other. “LET”S GO”
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to be cont'd
In the forest surrounding Konoha was Naruto training his buttocks off by throwing kunai at the targets he made. Naruto made Kakashi and Sasuke come to the training ground and they wanted to hit it up at a strip club to bang some chicks. So they made a plan.
“I’ll give him a scroll which will have nothing in it and he will train his ass off from it and then we can go hit the Hentai XXX club.”
“I don’t know…” worried Sasuke
“Believe me this plan is flawless.” Then Kakashi began to walk to Naruto
“Naruto, I have an important meeting this weekend so I can’t train you k?”
“The whole entire weekend? Are you f***in kidding me? FINE!”
“thanx a bunch naruto.” And off went kakashi and sasuke
‘f***” cursed Naruto
And now we see chouji at a Special advanced jounin exam
“So Chouji.” Began the Jounin Instructor. “I see you have great grades from your academy, you passed the chuunin exam and you are very skilled with your jutsus. I think you will become a great Jounin”
“Thanx.” Said Chouji not even a bit appeased.
“I just have one last question and then you can go….”
RING RING RING I like big butts~ and I cannot lie….
Chouji looked around “ OH that’s for me.”
Choji answered. “Hello?”
“YO Chouji whatsup! I hope your not busy or anyting”
“Oh hey Naruto, No this isn’t important I can take this call” The Jounin instructor looking a little surprised.
“Hey man I don’t think I can do anything this weekend cuz I have to train, it’s an order from kakashi.”
“What the f*** man?” The instructor with his eyes wide open “I’ve been waiting this whole week for getting blazed out of my skull for this weekend man.” The instructor jumped and spilled his ocha all over him. “O SHIT GET OUT GET THE HELL OUT”
“okay okay.” Said the calm Chouji and he left the room and back to Naruto on the phone “k I’ll see you at home
Naruto was walking to his apartment and at the elevator he saw sakura.
She was the most beautiful thing he has ever seen. He never could speak to her whenever he was in the elevator with her. But it was time. Yes it was time. He walked beside her and walked in the elevator together. He asked first “so what are you doing this weekend?”
Sakura looked at him awkwardly but answered,”well I’m gonna go to my room and sit my fatass watching tv and eating haagen Daas. What about you?”
Naruto answered “well I’m gonna do the same” and they both giggled.
Naruto spoke up again “well if it’s not a problem you can come to my room and sit your fatass eating haagen Daas with my roommate.” She smiled and replie “ that would be nice”
That would be a nice conversation if it were real. So really Naruto went in the elevator with her saying absolutely nothing until they got onto his floor.
Naruto all sweaty walking to his room he heard a “bye” from Sakura.
He turned around and tried to say bye. “b…b….b…y…” he whispered and then shut his room door behind him
He threw a kunai at a dart board and slammed his fists on the wall. Then he walked to the living room finding that Chouji was naked shaving his pubes.
“WHAT THE HELL CHOUJI!”
“ I’m shaving my pubes man check it out., it looks like a bonsai tree.” And Chouji turned around.
“What AW GOD NO NO.” Naruto looked away. He turned to look back “ARE THOSE MY SCISSORS.”
“ Yea I got it from your room.” Said chouji continuing his shaving
“ I USE THOSE FOR CUTTING MY NOSE HAIRS!!!”
“well that’s bad news cut I used it before cutting my ass hair”
“AUGH AUGHAUGH!!!!!!!!” cried Naruto and headed to the tv room
“LET”S GET BLAZED”Shouted Chouji
They got rolls and started to puff on weed and dreamt of beautiful rainbows and birds.
naruto started laughing "yo man we're so high"
Chouji laughed too " NOt Low"
All of a sudden chouji grumbled “ I’m hungry.”
“ ya me too.”
“Let’s get some wendy’s”
“NO KFC.”
They argued and argued and were suddenly interrupted by the television.
“ MMmmmmMM. Can you smell it?” Naruto and Chouji saw Noodles and soup steaming onto the screen of their television. It was as if they could smell the aroma of the ramen. “OoooOOoo the ramen, come to Leaf Castle and try out the sexy~o ooooOOOoo ramen baby. oooOOOoo” and ended the commercial
Naruto and Chouji slowly turned to face each other. “LET”S GO”
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to be cont'd