Chaos School

[daikatsu]

no spamming please..this is a school..a place for learning..

dont do dirty stuffs please...lets make it a cool school..role play as a student or teacher okie..??


*sighs in the front gate*
new school.. where could my class be..?

*enters and searches for room*

[dan2025]

already got done before... it got locked
it seems the mods only want the chaos pub and the chaos wars to be the only rp spots on chaos forums

[daikatsu]

"but lets try to... a school is not bad..isnt it..?"

*enters the room 4-b"

umm.. *looks around and finds a vacant sit*

[regina777]

Lets see- if this doesnt get locked by the weekend- i will role play as a teacher-

i love the idea of a school-

[daikatsu]

"please dont lock this"

hmm..looks around and sees no one and finds herself alone in the room

WAAA!! i forgot..

[WalkingFish]

ok dont lock this ill handle the spammers ok

*walks in to school*
*finds the first kid* Give me yo lunch money

[kjrav]

*walks in to class 4-b*hmmm....only one other person

[WalkingFish]

WALKS INTO THE CLASS
I GOT LUNCH MONEY FOR TODAY YAH




*YEAH YOU BETTER TAKE ME OFF YO SIG*

[KageNaruto]

*shoots walkingfish in the head*

power to the nerds! they shall inherit the earth!

[Hellchild915]

POWER TO THE NERDS!!!!!!! Lets just kill those GEEKS like WalkingFish

[WalkingFish]

hey hey hey im a nerd also and you cant coem back to this thread you brought a gun to this thread your EXSPELLED

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

[aki_san]

*walks into class 4-b and takes a seat next to the window*

[WalkingFish]

hey bro gets a seat next to aki san

[aki_san]

wussup bro. how you been doing?

[WalkingFish]

"good" *Takes out a pen and changes it to a spit ball thing*
'watch this aki"
* a spitball hits kjrav right on the forhead
and everyone in the class bursts out laughing*
"high five aki"

[KageNaruto]

expelled!? this is one of those anime-style combat schools!!

[aki_san]

"good" *Takes out a pen and changes it to a spit ball thing*
'watch this aki"
* a spitball hits kjrav right on the forhead
and everyone in the class bursts out laughing*
"high five aki"ahahaha :lol:
*gives WalkingFish a high five* nice one bro!
let me try once.
*takes the spit ball thing and hits dan2025 in the eye*
*dan2025 screams in pain*

[WalkingFish]

its a combat school i didnt know that.

[Hellchild915]

expelled!? this is one of those anime-style combat schools!!

Thats what I thought O well I hate school anyways

[retsam]

retsam wanders into the school grounds, hair to his collar, and uniform unbuttoned.
*let's see what the teachers think*

[Hellchild915]

retsam wanders into the school grounds, hair to his collar, and uniform unbuttoned.
*let's see what the teachers think*

Nothing probably me and kagenaruto shot a kid and we just got expelled

[retsam]

--sidenote: isn't this roleplaying? Hellchild isn't roleplaying properly :( *take brownie points away from him*

I look at my class schedule, seeing as i don't know anybody at my new school. I wander to my classroom [4D] to see 7 students violently talking.

[Hellchild915]

--sidenote: isn't this roleplaying? Hellchild isn't roleplaying properly :( *take brownie points away from him*

I look at my class schedule, seeing as i don't know anybody at my new school. I wander to my classroom [4D] to see 7 students violently talking.

*I turn around and see a stupid looking guy walk in I go up to him say hey and punch him in the face* welcome to my school BIT**

[retsam]

*retsam draws himself up, and BI*** slaps hellchild across the room then stands over his unconcious body, but then another person leaps in the way to protect hellchild*

(wussy)

[dan2025]

*walks over to Aki_san*
i did not like that very much...
*Aki_san can then be seen being thrown out the 2 story window*
and you walkingfish
*sprays pepper in WF's eyes*

[WalkingFish]

you didnt just throw him out the window no ne does that to my little bro DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i throw dan threw the window and i drop a sword which goes right threw his spine

[Canthinkofaname]

before its hits his spine
i jump in and save him while the sword kits aki_san in the face and he dies
a gruesome death full of blood and splattered brains

[dan2025]

*Lands on feet*
...heh
*shrugs*

[kjrav]

Wow for a school there is alot of bloodshed goin on.O.k. I'll be the teacher of class 4-b teaching english now evryone take your seats and everyone but Daikatsu has detention for explicit violence.Oh and someone take aki-san to the nurse plz.

[Canthinkofaname]

(funny sh*t. aki_san was stabbed in the face and died, you say take him to the nurse. rofl)
teacher?
your gay...
(does anime face -.-)
sits down and threw a dog at his teachers face
(thinking to self) take that bi***

[dan2025]

im teaching phis ed everybody! prepare for a dogeball war like no other...
as soon as kjrav's class is over that is

[Canthinkofaname]

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dodgeball!!!!!!!!!
*takes a dodgeball and throws it directly at WalkingFish's head and goes flying out the window*

[dan2025]

one: no windows in the gym... two: PHIS ED HASNT STARTED YET!!!
*sends Canthinkever to the princeables office (whom i asume is daikatsu)*

[Canthinkofaname]

1: we aint in the gym 2: i said it did cuz english sucks and i threw a dog at teachers face

*walks towards office but then turns around and comes back after dan stops looking*

[dan2025]

ok thats ANOTHER reson to be sent to the priceables you took gym equetment outside of the gym *raised pointed finger* go...now

[daikatsu]

*sees the unexplainable scene happening in class*

this is wierd..ill procede to the pe class...
*stands up and walks out the room*

[dan2025]

we need some more for DB

[daikatsu]

where are the teachers..???


*walks in the gym and starts to do jogs*

[dan2025]

i am the gym teacher and my brother is a teacher

[daikatsu]

*stops by sir dan*

ohayou gozaimasu

whats are lesson for today sir..?

[dan2025]

Dodge ball...
but we need more people

[daikatsu]

hmm..so we shall wait for the other students..??

theyre late..

*sits in front of sir dan*

[WalkingFish]

canthinkofaname i cant believe im related to you

[daikatsu]

(please dont spam here..this is the school..sorry..)


*waves to walking fish*

class is here..

[dan2025]

ok if you want be on team one go over there *points to the right* and if you want team 2 go over there *points to left* in the mean time toss this ball back ond forth ok?

[WalkingFish]

oh i dont feel good
*walks over too canthinkofaname and throws up all over him*
Im going to the office *in a sickly voice"

[daikatsu]

a two player game..??


*stands up and goes to the left side court*

[Hellchild915]

I hate school but I'll come to this one I have a reason

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

*walks in* Could I enrole please? :twisted:

[aki_san]

*goes behind dan2025 and throws the ball at the back of his head*
oops sorry teach... my bad

[Canthinkofaname]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee
*runs in the gym screaming as he gets his face smashed in as he ran into a wall*
-.-
*gets up and does it again to the opposite wall*
ok im done now -.-
*goes to team two*

[aki_san]

*goes to team 1*

[dan2025]

nope Aki your going to the piceabables office to be lectured but since we dont have one yet that means standing by yourself in a empty room...
enjoy!

ok Dodge ball GO! get hit and your out catch it and the one who threw it is out (and if you catch it someone from your team gets back in)

[aki_san]

1. umm why? shouldnt i just get a detention?
2. you spelled princibal wrong but then again i cant spell it right either...

[dan2025]

its up to the prince to give you detention... (in this school)

[Lost Prophet]

this is a definite spam thread. this is an easy lock once a mod sees this. until then, *pulls the fire alarm*enjoy.

[dan2025]

mods have been posting in other threds while this one has been up ether they dont care or they dont have good eye sight

[aki_san]

or they like this idea.

[Lost Prophet]

trust me, they dont. look lower on the forum page, and youul see that izza locked the first one.

[aki_san]

as long as we stick on topic i dont think it will be locked.

[Lost Prophet]

there is no topic. theres people throwing stuff at others and fooling around. easy lock.

[kjrav]

*this whole school is outta control I think me and dan need to start giving out detention more often you know what everyone gets a detetion except dan (cause he's a teacer) and Daikatsu (cause she has done anything bad yet) and when gym is done go to lunch witch I'll be supervising for now(cause we don't have any other teachers).

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

Hey give me a detention befor i do something bad like cuss out da teaches****

[Lost Prophet]

you mean like fort hamilton high school in brooklyn? lol. actually, thats what they do there. at least, thats what my friend says

[Canthinkofaname]

right now you aint talking about it getting locked now shut up and roleplay damn it
*throws 100000000000000000000000 dodgeballs at everyone on team one*

[superkhanh0]

spank them :D hehe let me b a bad ass teacher yall :D please? lol

[Hellchild915]

Its the weekend, no school hell yes

[imported_Silly~Darkness41]

hey i'll be a student since I am one in real life i'm a freshmen woo hoo. I'm 15 now which class do I have next and who's my teacher

[dan2025]

im PE but we need teachers mroe then studants

[kjrav]

Yeah really there are only 2 teachers and everyone but like 3 people (including teachers) has a detention.

[Lost Prophet]

*sigh*alright, I ll join yah guys. *throws a dodgeball at dan and knocks him out* whoops. Ill bring him to the nurse.

[superkhanh0]

im a Teacher no, im the principle

[dan2025]

over my dead body you are...

[imported_Aizen-diacho]

bah i hate school.
I'll just roam the halls disturbing classes

[Hellchild915]

I hate school too, thank god i graduate in two months

[Canthinkofaname]

lol dan i just translated your fine print sig thing
lol "im watching you" thats funny

[kjrav]

Me and dan should vote on the teacher since we gonna have to work for him/her.

[Lost Prophet]

I should be the teacher, since I am the most civilized, but when Im drunk, OH-OH-OH!!!!!!!!!!!!thats a different story

[dan2025]

what do you think kjrav? i think lost prophet could be a good teacher

NOTE: no liquor allowed in the lunch room

[Lost Prophet]

dont worry, only in the lockerroom

[AK47]

i'm superintendant of this school

[Lost Prophet]

yeah, right. I could see how well you would be as that position

[kjrav]

what do you think kjrav? i think lost prophet could be a good teacher

NOTE: no liquor allowed in the lunch room
Definately a good choice welcome to the team LP.

And as AK47 being superintendent no but mabey pricipal.

[dan2025]

...no... :|

[AK47]

um what's the point of this thread
i thought it died
o well
anyways i want to be class pet

[dan2025]

so im gym what are you two guys?

[Lost Prophet]

alright class. line up in a row. since I killed all your teachers so I can take their place and get payed. I am starting with gym. we are not stretching first before exercise. stretching is for pansies!alright, ladies. we are playing football outside in the yard. dan and kjrav, you are the captains. pick your teams, positions, and your team name.

[AK47]

can we take a shower with the girls?
that will be a good learning experience

[Lost Prophet]

uhh, I guess. but people like you make girls cringe and resist. they might not want you.

[dan2025]

i pick Ak47 and we are...

dun, dun, duuuuuunnn






THE ROOSTERS!!!


best...name...ever

[kjrav]

I pick canthinkofaname and I'll let the studendts pick the name.....wait I'm an english teacher and Dan is a Gym teacher is this a fair game. :?

[AK47]

are we playing dodgeball or something
let's play wrestling .... w/ the girls

[dan2025]

uh lost seems to be the gym teacher now... i'll take science

[AK47]

wait after we choose the teachers and stuff wtf happens after that?

[Lost Prophet]

I killed most of the teachers so that I could sub and get paid loads of cash.

[dan2025]

we teach the chaos school

[KageNaruto]

i teach to kill at chaos school^^ :evil:

[Lost Prophet]

I pity the fool who thinks hes tough enough to last through five minutes in my class!

[kjrav]

I think Kage can Last 6 min. at least in your class

[King Vamp]

*Walks in to school.* Hi! I'm the new kid.


*Gets lost on the way to LA class.*


Ah, Crap were is 8-G?!?

[dan2025]

pick up foot ball game outside

[AK47]

*writes an essay about how useless this thread is and should be banned for all eternity

[WalkingFish]

i am know a teacher ok kids take out your essentials pencils and pens.
now this is how you kick someones ass
*does a kicking motion*
*this is how you kill someone*
"awwwwwwwwwwwwwww "
*Pulls out gun*
gat gat gat gat gat gat gat gat gat gat gat

[AK47]

it seems you guys are having fun
goes out of school and goes to mall with friends
(guys don't you have better things to do?) last post here

[King Vamp]

Oh never mind. Ill CUT CLASS. :twisted: *Does evil laugh.* :twisted: I'm evil :twisted: :P

[WalkingFish]

yeahn i quit know im a student
im cuttin class why dotn the police chase after me

[King Vamp]

I bite there neck. They are dead.....*Does evil laugh.* :twisted:

[aki_san]

i think Lost Prophet should be the teacher for fighting 8)
*joins his class*

[Canthinkofaname]

i think Lostmybrain should be a special ed teacher since hed get along with them great (jp)

[shinoshinobi]

i wanna be a student....... whose gonna be my teacher?...

*runs around the corridor*

I'm lost! Where's my classrum?....

*goes to the guidance*

[Lost Prophet]

i think Lostmybrain should be a special ed teacher since hed get along with them great (jp)

lost my brian?HAHAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLOLLMFAO, right? no. you see, cantthinkatall...ever, you are a student there. now, I know you want me to teach you, but I just cant do that. but if you take my fight class, that is, for the chaos wars, then ill teach you how to kick some ass. :twisted: until then, you are a noob, so BOW DOWN!!!!! :twisted:

[Canthinkofaname]

alright losttheabilitytothink. teach me the ways of w/e your teaching me

[aki_san]

Lost Prophet teach me how to beat dan2025!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

[AK47]

ask me cuz i am their senseis
1+1=3

[Hellchild915]

I will be the special ed teacher my first student is ak47 and I have an idea who the second one is drunkenmasterrocklee ahahahahaha j/k

[Canthinkofaname]

AK47 1+1 = to
plus 1+1 = 3? what kind of theorem is that
its 2 + 2 = fish

[Hellchild915]

AK47 1+1 = to
plus 1+1 = 3? what kind of theorem is that
its 2 + 2 = fish

Its two not to I think somebody needs more school

[Canthinkofaname]

(i know its two but to sounds the same and has only 2 letters so idc)
the theorem remains 1 + 1 = to
and
2 + 2 = fish

[AK47]

no it's too not two or to
and 1+1= window i thought that was so funny

[Canthinkofaname]

no god damn it its 1 + 1 = to
father

[Hellchild915]

no it's too not two or to
and 1+1= window i thought that was so funny

i hope your joking about the too thing or you should read my post about four up and I dont see what is funny

[Canthinkofaname]

yes im joking 1 + 1 = 2
2 + 2 = 4
IN REAL WORLD
but here my theorem is correct

[AK47]

i'm not joking cuz i'm in grade 2 and my teacher even said so!!!
and what's funny about that equation is that 1+1= window
hahahaha

[Canthinkofaname]

your seriously in grade two?
and your how old?
cuz no its 1 + 1 = moldy sandwhich

[AK47]

k if you draw 1+1=
on a piece of paper
like 1+1 all attached and then put the top bar of the equals sign on the top of 1+1 and the bottom bar of the equals sign on the bottom of 1+1 then it will look like a windo
goddamn it fools

[Canthinkofaname]

i dont give a crap what it looks like cuz 1 + 1 ,dad, is moldy sandwhich

[aki_san]

i really dont understand this. :?

[Canthinkofaname]

so what
1 + 1 = moldy sandwhich

[kjrav]

:? :shock:THATS IT you are all are getting cuts in your pay(I can do this cause I was first teacher so I have senority) for spammin' and being stupid(except for you hellchild cause you arn't a techer and you were acting smart).Okay you are all dismissed. :x

[daikatsu]

*enters the room and sees everybody exiting*

gosh..a m super duper late...

[Hellchild915]

you are very late to your own school I dont even know how its still standing with all the carzy people

[Canthinkofaname]

indeed
crazy people
which i is one of am

[daikatsu]

*bows*
gomenasai..didnt mean to.... i was in the hospital the whole time..

crazy people..maybe an asylum will do.. but anyway..got to go..its my pe class next

[shinoshinobi]

can someone teach me some ninja techniques?>.. puhlezzz....

[daikatsu]

*pulls shinoshinobi by habd*

lets go..were late for our taijutsu class

[shinoshinobi]

*goes with daikatsu*


weee.... who is our sensei?...

[kjrav]

h-o-v-a

[King Vamp]

*Wakes up.* What? Oh school right...is class over? ohh crap another hour...zzzz

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

*comes in*"yeah i enroled a while back i just never showed up do i get a sensei?

[kjrav]

yo,this thread is dead you cna try to revive it (I did) but none will really try or post.

[Lost Prophet]

oy, I got drunk and forgot my job! bummer...

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

well lets revive this place we will all promote after lunch

[Sakura!]

Mmk.

*I'm new to the school*
*Looks around, unable to find anything*
*Is completly lost*

[badash]

WTF... hey whats this school all about, ???

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

idk i never came till last week and its pretty slow i mean i havent seen one teacher the whole time i wish my school was like this one!

[King Vamp]

Crap late for gym. No...what...do I have gym or math? Ohhh crap..*See hot chicks.* Ohh never mind. :) *Fallows girls.* HEY LATTES!!

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

you're enthrauled

[Ichee]

*Comes in the building see Vamp following girls*

* I go over there and start talking to them and four give me their number*

*Vamp get enough balls to say someting to them and gets turned down*

I walk off with one of them....

[Lost Prophet]

"poor vamp.....better luck next time...... I MEAN HEY!!!! YOU OVER THERE!!! GET TO CLASS!!!"

[Ichee]

* Turn around and shows LP the middle finger and points to the girl*

* LP understands and gives him a pass to the girls locker room*

"Thanks"

[King Vamp]

@Kaz - What is enthrauled?

@Ichee - Your evil. * Sneeks into the girls locker room after Ichee.*

[Ichee]

*Me and Vamp pull a train on the girl*

" Your stroke is like a white boy ha-ha"

* I go to last peiod class*

[Hellchild915]

OMg this crap thread is still alive

*comes in and starts shooting the under class men*

[AK47]

goes into the principal's office and makes out with secretary
"damn she is 70 years old" : )

[Ichee]

" A fag is shooting up the school"

* Punches Hellchild915 and takes his gun and leaves school*

[kjrav]

I thought this got locked after I brought it back twice. :?

[King Vamp]

Comes into last period and sleeps.

[Hellchild915]

yeah 3 days till I graduate from this gay school

[KageNaruto]

comes in and scuicide bombs the school

[kjrav]

luckily I was on vacation. :D

[Ichee]

Pisses on the exploded site....

-_-

[King Vamp]

1 YEAR LATER

SCHOOL IS REBUILT!!

[kjrav]

*Walks in to classroom late and begins teaching*

Open your books to Page 25! :x

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

*walks into classroom (kjravs) grabs the book in his hands and pisses on it and hands it back*

merry x-mas

[kjrav]

Pis on my text book wiil ya!I'll teach You!

*Kjrav dropkicks kaz in the face and throws him out the window*

Now if anyone else wants to be disrespectful to the teacher be my guest.

[daikatsu]

hmm..its been years..

*walks along the corridors*

what the..


still no students..??
O_O

[kjrav]

*I pop out of a closet*
I'm still teaching!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[daikatsu]

thats good kjrav.. heres your 100k zeny for working for so long.. *hands over a brown envelop*

heres a loyalty award too..
*hands trophy*

i may be a student here but am also the president.. ;)


anyway.. we must think of a way to get these students back here in our academy..

[Jey]

Hey guys look what I found out of pure bordom. I'd like to enroll.

[V.VELDANEN]

~*He wore a black fedora that was a little too big for his head and stepped into the courtyard, eyes wide and crazy with an intense desire for revenge, but his frail, trembling hands tells a different story. The blackish, ugly freckles on his face marked the age of puberty, and the sunken cheeks of his pimple-ridden face potrayed him of hunger and a deathly illness. His line of rotting teeth seethed with a decaying stench and a horrible smell reeked from his heavily coated tongue. He muttered a litany of shaky, inaudible curses under his breath. The unhygienicly disturbed young man eyes fell as a group of what he called 'brainless jocks' walked by him, with eyes of jerks prodding at his already failing inferiority complex. Their repetitive taunting and mocks further pushed his head lower to the ground.*~

*~He told himself, that he shan't be having any of these no more.*~

[Jey]

Jey: Dude take a shower.

*Velden gave jey a dirty look*

Jey: NASTY teacher he is looking at me like a stoner!

[kjrav]

*Takes out a paper fan and swings smacking misterownage into a wall*

"No insulting your fellow students he can't smell that bad!"

*Catches a whife of the student in question*

"Oh snap, go to the gym and take a shower!NOW!"

[Jey]

*Kicks Kjrav in the head when teacher looks away*

That's for hitting me for no reason.

*Whispers*Got any pot?*Whispers*

[Azure Wrath]

Ok, line up you scumbags!!! Time for your maths lesson with Dr. Azure!!!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!!

[kjrav]

*Gives Misterownage a detention*

I am a teacher FOOL!And I still have 10 minutes for english class!Go away Doctor!

[Jey]

Mister: Awww crap. You weren't wearing any nametags!

[King Vamp]

Holy crap the schools still here?


*Walks in and beats up kjrav .*

[Jey]

Mister: Hey you got any pot?

[King Vamp]

maybye...You got $50

[Jey]

I only have enough-stops and sees a teacher- for lunch. -waits for them to leave- Enough for a dime.

[King Vamp]

...Whatever. Just give up the $ before another teacher comes.

*Mister pays and gets his weed.*
*I run.*

[Jey]

*Goes to the mens room and climbs into the ceiling.*
No one will ever find me---
*Sees another kid with a joint*
Give me that or I'll rat you out! Joking can I use your lighter in a second?

[Azure Wrath]

OK!! get out your freaking maths books!! ownage!! get outta that bathroom! can smell the pot frm a mile away!

[King Vamp]

*Hides in a locker from Azure Wrath.*

[Azure Wrath]

VAMP!!! You got 12% for your last test! even though that's a 21% improvement on your previous test, that doesn't mean you can skip class!! get outta that locker (ps, i see you cos i'm the only maths teacher with sharingan)

[Jey]

*Jey yells from the other room* No you can't! *Then he jumps down and runs out of the building yelling*
IM NOT DITCHING I'M SICK!

[Azure Wrath]

bastard.. he's just sick of work! FINE!! YOU FAIL!! SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR!!! MWA HA HA!

[Davis]

*davis walks in the gate and enteres class*

Davis:"This sure took me a while to find this school, ive been lost for months!"

[Azure Wrath]

DAVIS!! Did you do your algebra homework!?

[sessysgurl]

*walks into class 15 minutes late, acknowledges nobody and prceeds to sit in the back of the class*

[Azure Wrath]

Ok, that's it! anymore late people will be punished!
You! yes, the one who just came in! what is cos( 90 - x) equal to!?

[sessysgurl]

me? err....um. am i supposed to know that?

[Azure Wrath]

well, you are in maths class!! the answer is sin(X)

[kjrav]

*Drops kicks Azure sending the doctor flying into the far off Vamp*

"I STILL GOT 5 MINUTES TO TEACH!"
*Repositons his glasses*

"Okay freshman my names is Mr. Kjrav and I'm your Engl..."

*The bell rings and the kids dip out immediately*

"damn disturbences..."

Random kid:"THE TEACHER JUST CURSED!"

[Azure Wrath]

*kids run into the class into which Dr Azure was kicked into, now they pull out maths books*

Damn you kjrav

[Jey]

*Walks into Kjrav*
SNITCH!!!
*Runs to class but then ditches again.*

[Davis]

Daviss:"Holy SHIT! I just advanced 4 grades! IM a freshmen now weeeeeeee!"

Same random kid:"He just cursed too!"

*pushes the kids books into the stall toilet*

Kid:"Why is there a toilet in the hallway!?"

Davis:"For pooples."

[Azure Wrath]

OK, now! Study your list of standard integrals. When you're done, we're moving of of vektors in the cartesian plane, we're moving to polar coordinates!

*class: sweet jesus...*
davis: "i think i wanna move down a few years...

[sessysgurl]

*sits out and the backsteps and smokes a joint*

[kjrav]

*Catches Sessygurl smoking weed*

"You can't..aww who am I kidding, hand that hit over."

*Kjrav takes a deep puff*

Sessygurl:"Puff, puff, pass!Puff, puff, pass!"

[Azure Wrath]

lazy bastards! Kjrav, if you wanna learn your proofs, you need to actually attend class! i don't care if you're an english teacher (OOC, did geo proofs last year, might be able to help)

[Jey]

*Waits for Azure Wraith to leave and then goes to Sessygirl*
Jey: Can I buy some? Teach I got you now!

[Azure Wrath]

i haven't left, you little bastard...

[Davis]

*walks over to sessygirl*

Davis:"Roll roll roll your joint twist it at the end,
light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."

*davis takes out a joint he dropped in the toilet*

Davis:"wanna but my dookie drug?"

[kjrav]

*Confiscates Joint(s)*

"Hello doctor Azure!I was just confiscating these."

*Turns to kids*

"I'm very disapointed in you all!I'll be calling you parents!"

*Doctor Azure leaves*

"(whispering)If you want your drugs back come get 'em after school from my office."

*Walks away to next class*

[Azure Wrath]

hmm.... i think they need more confiscating,...

[Davis]

Davis:"For now on, i will be the sex ed teacher.
TAKE ME, IM UNDERAGE!"

random kid:"okay."

Davis(pissed):"Now class, that will get you aids, and molestation charges one day!"

[sessysgurl]

*hands Kjrav and MisterOwnage a businees card*

call me, i i get this stuff from the source. Set up an appointment and i'll show u all my merchandise. The secret code is: "rainbow".

[animeking]

*enters the chaos school with a dark cloak and dark mysteriouse aura*

(everyone stares)

me: err what i cant make a flashy enterance >.> *points to the destroyed wall he went through*

teacher: you gonna have to pay for the repairs you know :x

me: ahh crap i dont have any money :cry:

teach: well im gonna kick your @$$!

me: hah nice try

teach: *reveals power*

me: ok ill pay JUST DONT KILL ME! *cries in fear and gives his money while everyone stares and laughs while pointing*

teach: now go to your seat!

*sits down scared as hell*

[sessysgurl]

psh! wimp

[kjrav]

"Okay I'll e your homeroom teacher this yer ant objections or questions?"

Kid:"Can't we have someone more like Dr. Azure?"

*Throws ruler impaling the poor child*

"Anymore questions!?"

[animeking]

psh! wimp


im no wimp take it back :cry:

[Azure Wrath]

see kjrav, the kids like me more!

*sees jey*
HEY!! YOU! YES YOU< YOU LITTLE FUKER!!! GET HERE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK< YOU LAZY PIECE OF FUKING S#IT!!!!

anyway kjrav, it's coz i'm good to the kids

[sessysgurl]

see kjrav, the kids like me more!

*sees jey*
HEY!! YOU! YES YOU< YOU LITTLE FUKER!!! GET HERE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK< YOU LAZY PIECE OF FUKING S#IT!!!!

anyway kjrav, it's coz i'm good to the kids

thats the kinda teacher i like! ur an inspiration to the students, thats why they love u

[Davis]

*Davis walks into Azure's class*

Davis:"No ones at sex-ed! RAPE POWERS GO!!!!o"

*Davis walks up to Kirjav and (CEnsORED)
.................................................. .............................
and kirjav sits in sex ed crying*

Kirjav:"I want my mommy back te-TEACHER! (sob)"

Davis:"She's mine now."

[kjrav]

*kjrav popsout of a closet*

"Ha!I caught you on tape raping that mechanical doll clone thingy!I'll get you fired now and me and Azure will make all the money!HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

*Flashes to president office*

[Azure Wrath]

* crosses arms hands grab own shoulders*
bwa ha ha (don koji rip, scuse spelling)
lotsa money for the teachers!

[Davis]

*kills koji and takes back the tape and eats it*

Davis:"tastes like i might die."

Azure wrath:"Ditto."

Davis:"Hey azure, wtf is the matter with this school?"

AW:"we are the only teachers, a 12 year old and a rapeist"

Davis:"You're 12 too?!"

[Azure Wrath]

no, i'm 19!!! now shadap and get out your maths!!!!!!!

Question one:
(1/64) = 4^x
solve for x ( "^" means to the power of)

Question two:
f(x) = 3x^4 + x^2 - [sin(x)]^2
find the equation of the gradient of this function

Question 3:
A tank is filled with 100litres of pure water. A solution with salt concentration of 0.4kg/litres is addad at a rate of 5litres/min. The solution is kept mixed and is drained from the tank at a rate of 3litres/min. Find the salt concentration in the tank after 20minutes

Hand in by tomorrow, or you DIE!!!

[kjrav]

*Ressurects himself*

"HAHAhAHAhA, teachers of my caliber can do that. and why did you eat my Home Video you ass! I already sent your tape to the Board of Directors, they watch it as we speak, but now thnks to you I can't Jack off to home made videos of my wife I...!Opps, I didn't say that."

*Cuts Davis' tounge out so the secet dosn't get out.*

[Azure Wrath]

i heard that... now you're in for it!

[Davis]

*grow back toung*

"since when were u a teacher???"

*board of directors walks up to Davis*

Board:"You are promoted to principal Davis."

Davis:"Wow, you liked it that much!?"

Board:"Yes."

Davis:"Can i fire Kirjav?"

Board:"NO."

[Azure Wrath]

what? let's hold democratic vote, lets de-ellect davis from principle to janitor

[kjrav]

"I was the first teacher here, I been one since the 2nd page.And we have no board, we only got a president/pricipal."

*Kicks wannabe pricipal to the classroom to teach his next class.*

[Jey]

I'll be the principal if you want I can do it, I just want some authority sometimes. I might get a bit bitchy though.

[kjrav]

HMmmmm, no.

[Jey]

What why, I can be cool about it too? Why do you hate you freak?

[Azure Wrath]

hey, i think jey would make a good principle.... if he finishes his maths homework once in a while!

[Jey]

Hey now, just because I don't do my work at school doesn't mean I don't prefer to do it at home with a caculator. Also I believe I can be responsible if I try, freak.

[animeking]

*gets out of classroom* why does the teach hate me so much *i look at wall i broke* oh yeah thats why i should really stop with grand entrances that involve destroying walls or ceilings and stuff ><

[Jey]

Hey AnimeKing should I become principal? I think I am capable.

[superkhanh0]

nah , i dont think u sud, u sud b the janitor

[Azure Wrath]

well, jey, you called your math teacher a freak, you've just runied your chances of becoming principle... unless you can answer this question from a past paper...

A tank is filled with 100litres of pure water. A solution with salt concentration of 0.4kg/litres is addad at a rate of 5litres/min. The solution is kept mixed and is drained from the tank at a rate of 3litres/min. Find the salt concentration in the tank after 20minutes

ok, jey, if you give me the correct answer, i will acknowledge that you can be principle. you are allowed to take it home and use your calculator :)

[Jey]

nah , i dont think u sud, u sud b the janitor

Already the janitor of the Pub so there! I want to be principal you freaks!

[Chidongan]

can i be the student who sleeps with all the teachers for good grades?

[Azure Wrath]

hmm... i'll see you after class about that proposition, chidongan. class dismissed.

*smiles*

[sessysgurl]

can i be the student who sleeps with all the teachers for good grades?

*talks behind Chidorigans back*
man i hate that slut

[ScareCrow]

HEY! No talking behind people's backs...and technically you're not if chidongan can read it/hear it.

[Jey]

PM me the rest of the details. :lol:
But really I can be a principal and I think we should all vote for me.

[Davis]

Board:"So.......... uh the new principal is, that guy."

*points at a fishbowl*

Davis:"What about me???"

Board:"DEMOTED TO REMEDIAL JAPANESE! BAH!"

*Fire comes out thier mouths that blows up the fishbowl*

Cop:"you are arrested for killing a principal"
*cuffs Davis*

Davis:"Wait... WHAT? IT WAS THEM<?!"

Kirjav*smiles*"I saw nothing."

[Jey]

If you vote for me I'll torchure the teachers! Vote now, Teachers if you vote for me I won't torchue you!

[Chidongan]

hmm... i'll see you after class about that proposition, chidongan. class dismissed.

*smiles*

okies teacher, since your my authority type figure, im putting my complete trust in you. ^^

can i be the student who sleeps with all the teachers for good grades?

*talks behind Chidorigans back*
man i hate that slut

*behind sessyguyl's*

Chidongan: ugh, yeah i know. i mean come on. can you show any more skin?!?

[Jey]

I can!
*Takes off shirt*
See that!

[Azure Wrath]

chidongan!! are you coming for your ~*extra lessons*~ today?

[animeking]

Hey AnimeKing should I become principal? I think I am capable.


meh sure why not but just in case (gives you a lucky charm made of pure gold) there just in case :D now go and become the principal also dont sell my lucky charm for the 10000000000000 its worth k >.> cause i swear if i find out my charm is gone you shall feel my wrath!

[Azure Wrath]

hey, where's the democracy?!

[Chidongan]

chidongan!! are you coming for your ~*extra lessons*~ today?

Chidongan: yes teacher, *bows head* i'll be right their.

[Azure Wrath]

good! *pulls out leather belt and riding crop*
*Smiles*

[Davis]

Davis:"THIS IS NOT A SCHOOL FOR SEX!"

*Picks up some girl and walks into the bathroom*

[Azure Wrath]

*goes to bathroom where davis went*
Azure: "this is not a school for sex!"
*takes the girls away from davis, takes them to his Office of Love, where chidongan and some other students are patiently waiting...*