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Hellchild915
03-13-2006, 10:21 PM
That was pretty good
r u sure?
i think it was dumb
man i should've done my homework
i'm procrastinating too much in school,
anyways i'm in the smart program and i wrote this crappy story
wish or pray for me to get smarter (and more maturer at least)
Hellchild915
03-13-2006, 11:07 PM
I didnt say it was great I was just saying it was good it was a little dumb but not bad but I cant really judge, I not good at writing Im in advanced math class and am in dumb as hell when it comes to writing
well if your in dumb writing class and i'm in dumb writing class that means my writing is excellent
Canthinkofaname
03-20-2006, 05:54 AM
indeed i liked the end it was funny
sakura: i told you protection not a gun...
lol rofl lmfao
naruto_guy
03-20-2006, 05:19 PM
it was decent but did you make this take place 7 years in the future?
Canthinkofaname
03-20-2006, 05:50 PM
it was decent but did you make this take place 7 years in the future?
if hes going by manga not 7 cuz its 4 if its manga but if its anime then 7 yeah
whoa i have some readers
three
yipee
well i would just like to thank my mom, my dad for supporting me....hm. my sister for teaching me bad language... hm .... my engish teacher for not teaching me anything throught out my elementaries, juniorhigh and high school, and let's see... my math teacher teaching me coordinate geometry.
HUH?!?!?
Canthinkofaname
03-20-2006, 09:50 PM
hey u said to be continued why domt you continue it
oh
homework
i'll be doin it soon tho
tsunade ^_^
03-22-2006, 09:24 AM
It was nice! Not gud bad or tragic! JUST NICE
CHAPTER NUMBA TWO BITCHES!!!
“WHAT?” screamed Hinata.
“I said this is how you put on a condom.”said naruto
Whack! “Naruto you dumass don’t say stupid crap.” Yelled Sakura.
“um what is the mission,” blushed hinata who was looking at naruto.”
“uhh..uhh..uh”, stuttered Sakura not knowing what to say.
“Oh we are gonna go save a princess who was captured by some pirates,” interrupted Naruto.
“uh yea that’s right, that’s our mission.” Looking at naruto with some thanx.
“and then you are gonna have sex with sasuke to help us bring sasuke back.”
Whack! “Naruto you dumass!” said Sakura.
“huh?! Why do I have to have do the… you know….”looking at naruto still, “ the ‘s-word’ with him?”
Naruto looked at HInata with a confused face and asked “when you mean ‘s word’ you mean sex right? As in like sexual intercourse, and anal sex, and oral sex and…”
WHACK! “Naruto you dumass don’t say stupid crap.” Yelled Sakura
Sakura turned to Hinata, “ this is our only chance to bring sasuke back. A person with a bloodline limit has to do it with sasuke so you can make babies for orochimaru-sama”
Naruto looked surprisingly at Sakura, “did you just say orochimaru sama?”
Sakura paused, “I mean that snake faggot.”
“oh that’s what I thought”
HInata interrupted, “then why do I need condoms.”
“CUZ ME AND SAKURA ARE GONNA DO IT TOO.” Yelled naruto
Whack! “Naruto you dumass don’t say stupid crap,” yelled Sakura
__________________________________________________ ________________
“is this the lair?”whispered naruto.
“WHAT?!!!” shouted Sakura
“ I ASKED IS THIS THE LAIR?” naruto asked again
“YEAH!”
“ THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A GAY BAR CLUB!!!”
Orochimaru’s lair wasn’t the ordinary villain’s lair. But a gay men’s club.
The three ninjas walked in the noisy club with some crazy techno music, even naruto started to dance a bit.
Whack! “Narut…”
“Stop hitting me sakura that actually hurts you know?” complained naruto
“Sorry but you’re being gay.”
“well obviously!!!” shouted naruto
All of a sudden the music stopped. It changed into a more slow sexy song.
And the spotlights hit the stage with a pole sticking out of the ground.
“What’s goin o….. Oh My f***in god!”
A boy as old as naruto started to walk up on the stage wearing a leather shirt and fur around his waist and nothing under.
“ IS THAT.. is that.. IS THAT YOU SASUKE?”
to be cont’d
Lost Prophet
04-22-2006, 02:00 AM
OMFG!!!this is getting good!
KageNaruto
04-22-2006, 03:20 AM
lol nice AK
Canthinkofaname
04-22-2006, 03:34 AM
speaking of nice, when is chapter six going to be finished?
??? chap six???
i only did two chaps so far how do you know if there is gonna be a chap 6
Canthinkofaname
04-22-2006, 04:34 PM
i meant for kagenaruto's story
oh his thing is on ff thing
i read it it's pretty sick :)
Canthinkofaname
04-22-2006, 06:06 PM
well excuse me
-leaves room after slapping ak47s face with a white glove-
(jk it is pretty sick but i like it alot)
Lost Prophet
04-22-2006, 07:05 PM
OH GOD! thats scary!he cant say yes, can he?
i don't know maybe, i put twists and turns so maybe not
Lost Prophet
04-22-2006, 07:17 PM
I guess well see
Hellchild915
04-22-2006, 07:22 PM
That was good
Canthinkofaname
04-23-2006, 12:20 AM
lol, sasuke is gay and has a small penis funny
Man thats a pretty good story the laughs.. the tears.. friggin hilarious, can't wait to see the twists you put in chap 4
CHAPTER 4: Agreement and True Love
“NO I CAN’T DO IT!!” screamed Hinata scared to do it with the uchiha
Orochimaru surprised said, “do it you little b**** or else I won’t get my uchiha power!!”
Naruto looked at orochimaru, “ wait why do you need a baby? What’s wrong with sasuke’s body?”
Sasuke looked away and orochimaru looked at Naruto, smiling, “kekekeke come ere I’ll tell you.” And orochimaru started to whisper in Naruto’s ear.
”wha… wha.. HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHHOHOHOHOHO” bursted Naruto with laughter.
”HA did you see it, he showed it on stage ahahahah,” joined orochimaru
“YEA HHAHAAHA, it was this small hhahahah” continued naruto
“SHUT UP!!” yelled Sakura. “ you guys are being so mean!” she turned to sasuke. “it’s ok sasuke. You have to do it with hinata so you can come back to konoha with us.”
Sasuke just stood there. He didn’t move a muscle.
Sakura asked “ what’s wrong sasuke? You won’t do it?”
“it’s just…” sasuke finally replied, “it’s just….. I have a little problem.”
Everyone looked at sasuke, even orochimaru who was with him for two and a half years.
”i….”
“WHAT?!?!” everyone yelled.
“I…. I ……have.. ai…………………………………………………………………………..aids.”
Everyone couldn’t believe it
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK” a girly scream came out of orochimaru.
“what orochimaru sama” asked kabuto.
“I….I…..”
“WHAT?!?!” everyone yelled except sasuke
“I…. I… had sex with sasuke”
Everyone couldn’t believe it
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK” a girly scream came out of kabuto.
“what is it kabuto?” asked naruto
“I….I….”
“WHAT?!?!” everyone yelled except sasuke and orochimaru
“I…..I….. forgot to watch an episode of Desperate Houswives.”
Everyone couldn’t believe it.
Hinata screamed ,“EEEE…… Wait…. What’s that got to d…”
“Anyways.” Interrupted Sakura, “ This is an awkward situation, I must fix this somehow with my medical jutsus.”
“HAHAHAHA!” laughed kabuto, “what do you know of medical jutsus that are better than mine . laugh out loud and rolling on the floor laughing”
Sakura pulled out her hand and a green light began to glow.
“ooOOoooOOooh” everyone ooohed
The green turned into a bright white and bright lights started to flow out of it.
“..wha… how did…” stuttered kabuto.
“come here sasuke.” Said sakura
Sasuke walked towards sakura. “what are you going to do?” he asked
“gimme your c***”
EVeryones mouths were in a shape of an O
Naruto looked down his pants and said “ your time will come.” (PUN, get it, come? Man I didn’t even know til I revised it)
Sasuke blushed.
“what’s wrong sasuke?” sakura asked
“this is your dream come true eh sakura?”
“huh no no way I just want to help out a friend.” Lauged Sakura
WILL SAKURA BE ABLE TO GET RID OF AIDS AND FINALLY LET OROCHIMARU HAVE HIS UCHIHA AND THE FOUR GENIN PEACEFULLY RETURN TO KONOHA?!?!
FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE: MASTER BAIT, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON
lmfao classic man classic.. it's prolly even funnier to me right now counting I havn't slept yet :P
Canthinkofaname
04-23-2006, 07:49 PM
omg this is so funny, orochimaru had sex with sasuke and kabuto didnt watch his show. thats so friggen funny. this is one of the funniest fanfics ive ever read
thanx lil holmes
i'ma continue l8r on cuz i wasted all this writing time instead of writing a 3 page essay
Chapter 5 Decisions
“what the hell…” said kabuto said a little jealous of Sakura's medical skills.
Sakura started to rub Sasuke’s small wang with her medical jutsus.
Hinata said, “ I thought this story was on me.”
Naruto was watching and wasn’t happy. He started to grit his teeth with anger and clenched his fists.
“sasuke…” he mumbled.
Orochimaru and Kabuto started to touch each other while watching sakura rub… sasuke’s… thing. Hinata looked at them weirdly and sat in the corner doing nothing.
Sakura wiped some white stuff off her hands and her face with a cloth and said “I’m done!”
“No I am” said a smiling Sasuke as he laid back relaxing his wang.
“so can you guys get it on now?” asked orochimaru.
Hinata looked up, then looked down. She didn’t know what to decide. She didn’t even talk to Sasuke, or make eye contact with him. She didn’t want to do somebody she never talked to or interacted with before. Sasuke never even recognized her in konoha. She was a nobody, even to naruto.
“cmon hinata” said Naruto. Hinata looked up at him. “please hinata, do this for konoha, for Byakugan.”
Slap! “it’s Hyuuga you idiot” said Sakura.
“whatever… do this for Hyuuga,…. Do this for me.”
His sentenced repeated over and over in Hinata’s head. She thought ‘ you know I’ll just forget about this and put it in my past. I’ll forget about this whole thing and get on with my life’ She looked at naruto. She thought again ‘possibly…….’
“OH FOR GOD’S SAKE GO AND F*** HIM” yelled Naruto.
“oh ok.” Said hinata.
Orochimaru opened a bedroom door for Sasuke and HInata and they walked in. The rest stayed outside waiting for their thing to finish.
“So… “ said Naruto, “Orochimaru, are you gay?”
Orochimaru looked at naruto and said, “what are you stupid?”
Naruto looked at orochimaru weird, “ I mean you and kabuto were touching each other.
“ HAHAHAHA you must be confused,” laughed Orochimaru, “ I’m a girl.”
“WHAT? SAY WHAT??!” screamed Naruto.
“Yep and me and kabuto are gonna get married,” said orochimaru.
“What do you need sharingan for,” asked sakura.
“well….” Said orochimaru looking at Kabuto. Kabuto looked away with a annoyed face. “well kabuto has some weird sex jutsus and it’s really unpredictable so I need sharingan to see what he’s doing so I don’t get surprised or anything.”
Naruto and Sakura just stared.
“well they should be done by now,” said Kabuto.
They couldn’t hear anything through the walls.
”Why isn’t there any sound?” asked Naruto.
Then they started to hear something
The door was banging and Broke down with a BLAST!!! And steam started to fog up the place.
“Oh my god they did this much or did they have a shower?” said Sakura.
Orochimaru started to laugh, “hey kabuto remember we went this far?”
“yea” laughed kabuto, “we went extreme.”
“OKAY did not want to hear that” said naruto. The mist finally started to clear up and two shadows started to appear.
Sakura screamed, ” OH MY GOD!!!”
FIND OUT NEXT TIME WHAT HINATA AND SASUKE HAS IN STORE FOR YOU
Canthinkofaname
04-30-2006, 03:24 PM
OMG THATS SO FUNNY
OROCHIMARU IS A GIRL MARRYING KABUTO LOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY STORY
Lost Prophet
05-01-2006, 05:40 PM
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!!
Chidongan
05-01-2006, 07:45 PM
yay! more.
Hellchild915
05-01-2006, 07:50 PM
That was funny as hell
yea thanx yall
new chap soon
CHAPTER 6 edited, IDENTITY
The ninjas were waiting for Hinata and Sasuke to come out of the room, but a huge amount of steam started to flow out of the room.
”How far did they go?” demanded Sakura who was really pissed.
”I bet we can do better if we do it, right sakura?” said naruto
Smack! “hell no!!! I wouldn’t sleep with you even if you were the last person on the planet!” screamed Sakura
Then the mist finally began to calm down, and orochimaru, kabuto, sakura, and naruto waited and saw…..
“WHAT THE HELL?!” SCREAMED EVERYONE
In the room there was sasuke, but the other person wasn’t hinata, it was Neji.
“WHAT THE HELL?! WHY IS NEJI THERE?!” Yelled a confused naruto.
Sasuke said, “ I like old hermits”
“WHY IS ERO SENNIN HERE?” screamed Naruto
“that’s hinata using henge no jutsu”
Sakura screamed, “WHAT!?!?! WHY SASUKE!?!?!?!?!”
Naruto was still confused, “wait how do you put your thing in his thing then.”
HInata… or Jaraiya split his legs apart to show the four ninjas
“ahh….” everyone understood.
“I’m ashamed,” said Hinata.
Orochimaru said“ why? Because you lost your virginity? It’s ok I lost mine when I was 13”
Naruto sighed “ I did not want to know that…”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“no I didn’t”
“yes you did”
“yes I did”
“HA I WIN!” and orochimaru danced around.
Naruto frowned.
Sakura turned to orochimaru, “can we go now?”
Orochimaru looked at sakura, “no!” and smiled laughing like “KEKEKEKEKE” or something like that
Kabuto closed all the doors and window with “Close no jutsu!”
“AH WE CAN”T ESCAPE!!!” screamed naruto.
“Naruto you are my bait now hahaha.” Laughed orochimaru
“WHY AM I BAIT? WHAT AM I BAIT FOR?”
“ I’m gonna use you to lure itachi into my tavern and hypnotize him to become my husband!!!” danced orochimaru.
"hey what about me?" asked Kabuto.
Naruto was getting angry, “why? Why does everyone do this?”
“HUH?” huhed orochimaru.
“everyone treats my like I’m nothing! Just because I’m a jinchurriki. You’re using me as a tool,” naruto started crying.
Sasuke started to pat naruto’s back, “it’s ok naruto, I feel sorta the same way when oro was using me.” He started to rub his back, then he went lower…. And lower….. and lower… and….
“GET OFF ME!”
“OK ok chill bro” backed Sasuke.
Naruto was really pissed, HE began to growl.
“uh oh” said Sakura who was worried. “he;s gonna change into kyuubi”
Naruto’s chakra started to increase and his eyes became red like the nine tailed fox and his teeth started to fang. His whiskers became slightly larger.
“ YOU… WOulDN”… LIKE… ME….WHEN… I’m…..ANGRY!” and naruto started to turn green.
“eh?” ehed sakura.
And naruto turned into a green monster.
“Isn’t that the hulk?” asked Kabuto.
Naruto started growling, “GROWL, No I’m…….” FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER to FIND OUT WHAT NARUTO”S TRUE IDENTITY IS
Canthinkofaname
05-03-2006, 01:37 AM
that was pretty funny but not as funny as chapter 5
sigh i made it so terrible
i will edit so nobody read it
Canthinkofaname
05-03-2006, 01:47 AM
haHA! im the only one whos read it! ive read the manuscript
teeheehee
it was still funny
i edited it
it's even worse but i'm tired
blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canthinkofaname
05-03-2006, 02:17 AM
its pretty funny but still not as funny as chapter 5
but your making oro say become gay with him, didnt you say earlier hes a girl
AW SHTAKI CHICKEN!!!!!
edit:edited again
thnx canthinkofaname close call there
Canthinkofaname
05-03-2006, 02:29 AM
its funny, dont edit again, maybe the 2nd or 3rd funniest
but you made chapter 5 too funny, nothing is funnier than chapter 5
lol k
note to everyone: on chap 6 on the "yes you did no you didn't" part
you have to read everything
Lost Prophet
05-03-2006, 10:59 PM
lol k
note to everyone: on chap 6 on the "yes you did no you didn't" part
you have to read everythingbeacuse at the end, naruto messes up...
Lost Prophet
05-07-2006, 06:44 PM
when will the next chapter be made?
Lost Prophet
05-07-2006, 07:35 PM
ELECTRIFYING!!!!WTF does that mean?
oops i thought this was sombody elses story
BUT IT WAS MINE
i didnt know it was that good!!!!
its electrifying
(note: my apostrophes look like this- è, weird huh)
Lost Prophet
05-07-2006, 07:52 PM
it is weird. but lets stop spamming up YOUR thread.
Hellchild915
05-07-2006, 08:57 PM
Hey that was a good 6th chapter
Chidongan
05-07-2006, 11:01 PM
can you hurry up and update, please?
Chapter 7 The act of love
....where we left off:
“uh oh” said Sakura who was worried. “he;s gonna change into kyuubi”
Naruto’s chakra started to increase and his eyes became red like the nine tailed fox and his teeth started to fang. His whiskers became slightly larger.
“ YOU… WOulDN”… LIKE… ME….WHEN… I’m…..ANGRY!” and naruto started to turn green.
“eh?” ehed sakura.
And naruto turned into a green monster.
“Isn’t that the hulk?” asked Kabuto.
Naruto started growling, “GROWL, No I’m…….”
_________
now we begin:
“who art thou?” asked kabuto
“Art thou hulk?” asked sakura
“stop talking like that” said orochimaru
“..I’M…” growled naruto, “……………..I’m a tellytubbie !!!!!”
everyone gasped.
”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” screamed orochimaru, “EVEN I, THE GAY-LORD, am not that gay!!!!!!”
Sakura asked “ is this true naruto?”
Naruto said. “yes.”
And sakura slapped him, “I’m disappointed in you naruto, I was gonna ditch sasuke for you but now that you’re a tellytubbie I can’ accept the fact that you are one of them.”
Naruto cried, “now no one will like me, no one will acknowledge me, I’m just a stupid tellytubbie….”
“no.”
Everyone turned around to look at hinata who was looking down at her feet.
“what?” said naruto.
“I said no you aren’t.” said hinata.
“what are you saying.” Asked naruto
Hinata looked at naruto with tears in her white eyes, “aren’t you the one who tried his best and worked his hardest to achieve the hokage title. Aren’t you the one who beat neji and told me that to work harder to become like you, to become stronger. Arent’ you the one who beat kiba and many other ninjas and even GAARA who is now kazekage. WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP NOW WHEN YOU BEAT THE SHITAKI CHICKEN OUT OF EVERYONE.” And tears flew out of her eyes
Naruto looked at hinata and smiled, “ it’s because I used steroids.”
Hinata’s tears stopped, “oh…”
Orochimaru came in, “ well naruto I need you so I can get itachi!!!!”
Kabuto yelled, “YEAH!”
Orochimaru looked at kabuto with a “what the hell” look and said, “What the hell, I’m gonna marry itachi fool!”
And kabuto went into the corner.
Naruto said “NO!”
Orochimaru glared at Naruto, “fine I will have to do it the hard way.”
Orochimaru did a seal in 20 seconds, “ dog, dragon, hare, snake, dragon, snake, rat, horse, little wang.” And orochimaru grabbed his wang on the last seal.
“huh? Little wang?!” Sasuke looked up, “look out naruto it’s one of orochimaru’s gay attacks!!!”
but naruto couldn’t move, he was already caught in kabuto’s paralyzing techinuqe. Orochimaru’s chest grew and something came out of his mouth. Multiple mini penises came out and started to fly at naruto. Naruto resisted the smell and the attack, and naruto closed his eyes. ‘ is this the end?’ naruto didn’t feel anything and looked up.
”HINATA!”
hinata was standing in front of naruto with all the pen15s her mouth.
“MARUHO, RUH”
“what?” asked naruto
“RUH” she screamed
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“what?”
“RUH!!!””
“oh run…. OK… ......thank you hinata.” and sakura grabbed naruto out of kabuto's genjutsu and ran off with sasuke.
Then Hinata looked at orochimaru,
What WILL BEOCOME OF HINATA!!! FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE
Hellchild915
05-08-2006, 01:40 AM
OMG wut will happen to her
OMG wut will happen to her
she will.......... get............a...........big..........fat....... ......and wide..............cool,.............sweet......... .......hot..............................brown
now read you impatient little twereps
MUHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE COUGH
Lost Prophet
05-08-2006, 05:55 PM
OMG!!that is one of the best ones you made!
Chidongan
05-08-2006, 08:43 PM
hehe just like oro to have mini penis's in his mouth. (im talking 'bout sasuke)
Canthinkofaname
05-09-2006, 12:11 AM
boy is that funny
yaya thanks ya i'm thinking of quitting..................MY JOB!
haha i scared ya
anyways i ran out of ideas and i need some time to think
Davis
05-12-2006, 04:21 PM
hahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahaah
ROFL LOL OMFG WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Davis
05-12-2006, 04:33 PM
rofl
Lost Prophet
05-12-2006, 04:42 PM
DONT DBL POST!!!! jeez, finish what you are saying in 1 post!
Davis
05-12-2006, 04:48 PM
DONT DBL POST!!!! jeez, finish what you are saying in 1 post!i didnt i read one part,posted then another part and posted
Lost Prophet
05-12-2006, 05:26 PM
well, its till considered spam. some dbl posts are okay if it is relivant to the topic...
BONUS CHAPTER
BACK IN KONOHA WEAR EVERYTHING IS AT PEACE AND QUIET
It was The hokage’s 50th birthday and she wanted a facelift for her own little b-day present.
She spends 50 hours doing a surgery on herself and feels pretty good about the results. On her way to her office, she stops at the academy centre. Before leaving she says to one of the academy instructors, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," Tsunade says happily and runs off.
A little while later she goes into the Ramen shop in line and when she goes to the counter asks the Ramen girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The proud Tsunade replies, "Nope I'm 50."
The old but beautiful lady felt really good about herself. She stops in a medicine store to buy some herb extracts and such on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some herbs and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."
She decide to rest on a bench and she sees Jiraiya walking towards her and she remembered he got a brain tumour that made him completely forget about tsunade’s age, so it didn't hurt to ask the same question.
"Hwy Jiraiaya, you wanna play a game?"
he replies "sure."
"ok guess my age and shows her lovely face"
He replies, "Tsunade, my eye sight is going so I can’t tell. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was.
"you remember that long ago even if you lost your memory?"
"yes." replied jiraiya.
It sounds very forward even from a perveted hermit, and she said"ok".
But he said “it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.”"
Tsunade waits in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.
She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast...He gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says. "Tsunade, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
Then Jiriaya replies, "promise you won't get mad?" "I promise! I won't" she says.
He replies, "I was behind you in line at the ramen shop"
Hellchild915
05-16-2006, 02:56 AM
that was good
Canthinkofaname
05-16-2006, 02:56 AM
oh lol thats funny jiraiya and tumors
uh is it ok if i start anew and make a new story
i don't like this one it's kinda kiddish
Canthinkofaname
05-16-2006, 03:05 AM
what did you just say!? fine idc just make it super mega ultra funny
Lost Prophet
05-16-2006, 10:16 AM
I Thought That Was Hillarious!!
Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee
05-16-2006, 10:28 AM
POUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was so funny! I love Jiraiya, and that fanfic is really funny, i would so do the same thing jiraiya did, omg!
Abscon
05-16-2006, 02:34 PM
Wow... This is great.
You are the best at writing funny stories. So fucking random.. And SO funny :D
Lmao all the way.. Write more.
you too man
which site do you write fanfics
and thanx all of ya for supporting my gay fanfic
Hokage1991
06-09-2007, 02:13 AM
*Twich* um good story but strange....
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