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Sexy no Jutsu
02-24-2006, 12:25 PM
Dunno, if anyone has seen this, or if thre's been a thread for it, but it's awesome.


http://media.putfile.com/ultimateshowdown

NarutoNineTails
02-24-2006, 01:14 PM
haha...I vote for care bears!

Sexy no Jutsu
02-24-2006, 01:18 PM
Chuck norris was awesome, haha.

SRVG
02-24-2006, 02:14 PM
Chuck norris is god.
chuck norris is so smart that he can let nerds get a date.

ZrAeNiAn
02-24-2006, 02:46 PM
people say chuck norris is hung like a horse, while in fact horses are hung like chuck norris!

chuck norris counted to infinity... twice!

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

for more: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

-Zr-

graff
02-24-2006, 05:54 PM
chuck norris once made a deal with the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalled martial arts ability in exchange for his soul. soon after the transaction was completed, chuck norris round house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. the devil who has a sense of irony said, "wow, should have seen that coming." ever since then chuck norris and the devil play bridge every second tuesday of the month.

Bap
02-24-2006, 06:28 PM
Chuck Norris is a douchebag. No joke. My dad's karate master was also Chuck Norris' karate master, and he kicked your beloved Chuck through a window. And I don't see how everyone in the world can become fanatics of chuck norris all at once. I know people in Arizona, Indiana, and now even the Netherlands who are crazed about Chuck Norris. I swear to god people are connected with other people they don't know throughout the world, i've seen it in many ways.

But anyway, i saw this last night -- a friend sent it to me. I hate coincidences like this. Once again, this supports my theory that people are connected

graff
02-24-2006, 07:11 PM
its not that their fanatics its a fad.

ZrAeNiAn
02-24-2006, 07:21 PM
Chuck Norris is a douchebag. No joke. My dad's karate master was also Chuck Norris' karate master, and he kicked your beloved Chuck through a window. And I don't see how everyone in the world can become fanatics of chuck norris all at once. I know people in Arizona, Indiana, and now even the Netherlands who are crazed about Chuck Norris. I swear to god people are connected with other people they don't know throughout the world, i've seen it in many ways.

But anyway, i saw this last night -- a friend sent it to me. I hate coincidences like this. Once again, this supports my theory that people are connected

well its just something to toy about

first it was all Vin Diesel etc... now they made a tranmutation to Chuck Norris

its just jokes.. its just that they are so bad ( Vin and Chuck) that its hilarious to tell people it pwnz, its irony.

-Zr-

Hellchild915
02-24-2006, 08:34 PM
Hahahahah that was a good video, not the best ever but it was funny

SRVG
02-24-2006, 08:41 PM
the chuck norris thing is just something to crack yourself up with.
why would you like to be fan of one of the world whurst actors.

KageNaruto
02-24-2006, 09:52 PM
Chuck Norris is a douchebag. No joke. My dad's karate master was also Chuck Norris' karate master, and he kicked your beloved Chuck through a window. And I don't see how everyone in the world can become fanatics of chuck norris all at once. I know people in Arizona, Indiana, and now even the Netherlands who are crazed about Chuck Norris. I swear to god people are connected with other people they don't know throughout the world, i've seen it in many ways.

But anyway, i saw this last night -- a friend sent it to me. I hate coincidences like this. Once again, this supports my theory that people are connected

i didnt know who he was till a friend told me after the video lol.

anyway hate the flash but the song kiks ass

Mousie
02-24-2006, 10:57 PM
absolute....


weirdness <_<

superkhanh0
02-24-2006, 11:59 PM
sexy

ColdFire
02-25-2006, 01:38 AM
I loved this thing when it just came out. I've seen it like 8 times now from shwoing other people, so its lost its glory lol.

Daninihno
02-25-2006, 04:41 AM
yea my friends watch this thing way too much one of them even went so far to buy the person's cd! theya re soooooo lame -.- if they find anything funny he buy everythnig about it then a week later it's uncool..........

Lost Prophet
02-25-2006, 05:48 PM
did you know that chuck norris' tears can cure cancer? too bad he never cries. lol.

KageNaruto
02-25-2006, 10:44 PM
did u know chuck norris died yesterday?

Sexy no Jutsu
02-25-2006, 11:31 PM
Are you serious? No, you're lying. :P

Hellchild915
02-25-2006, 11:35 PM
he is lying but it would be funny if it was true

imported_Greenlitflag
02-26-2006, 12:14 AM
did u know chuck norris died yesterday?

Chuck can't die. He killed the highlander and is also a day walker.

KageNaruto
02-26-2006, 12:22 AM
yeah but he slipped on a banana peel and fell down the stairs

Sexy no Jutsu
02-26-2006, 12:44 AM
Chuck Norris's one and only foe..... the banana peel......

imported_Greenlitflag
02-26-2006, 04:56 AM
yeah but he slipped on a banana peel and fell down the stairs

Well, every superhero has to have at least one weakness. And "kicking too much ass" dosn't count for Chuck.

CRtwenty
02-26-2006, 05:52 AM
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuch Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow.

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

KageNaruto
02-26-2006, 03:16 PM
yet the banana peel's evil plan still overthrew him

graff
02-26-2006, 03:19 PM
ok stop spamming and keep on topim....im making a chuck thread.

KageNaruto
02-26-2006, 03:55 PM
the flash really sucks (love the song)

SoLiD_MeTaL
02-26-2006, 10:10 PM
hahaha r.ip batman

Lost Prophet
02-27-2006, 04:01 PM
you know chuck could roundhouse kick that bannana if it was a normal one, but it was the peanut butter jelly bannana, so he easily lost, unfortunately

KageNaruto
02-28-2006, 01:04 AM
chuck cant run very fast or very far....

WalkingFish
02-28-2006, 01:10 AM
that was relly kewl go jackie chan kill that damn laker/heat tall b*tch

Lost Prophet
02-28-2006, 03:56 PM
and then chuck norrris crushed batman's head between his thighs.

CRtwenty
02-28-2006, 09:33 PM
the flash really sucks (love the song)

I dunno, I kind of like his style.
I especially like the way Godzilla looks when he gets pissed at Optimus Prime.

KageNaruto
03-01-2006, 01:16 AM
lol yeah that was like the only part that i actually liked

Holger
03-01-2006, 11:24 PM
Ahah I have this on my iPod. It is surely a lol internet type thing.
Chuck Norris is the man!

Lost Prophet
03-02-2006, 03:23 PM
no, he is the manly man of mansville, manerica

E_Juva_Zio_Umm
03-30-2006, 07:46 AM
wtf are you guys talkin bout?

Lost Prophet
03-30-2006, 03:18 PM
chuck norris, thats what!check out the video on the first page, then make a post.

Dalcor
04-04-2006, 02:38 AM
ive seen it before but its still awsome...

gerbster11
04-04-2006, 02:47 AM
It's okay, not the best one, but chucknorris was koo

Azure Wrath
09-29-2006, 06:49 PM
oh lord, this is funny!

Dorphuk
09-29-2006, 07:13 PM
Yeah seen that before its pretty funny, and Norris kicks ass.

An adult parody was made: "the ultimate orgy"

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027

THIS REALLY IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK/SCHOOL OR MINORS

THIS IS AN ADULT CARTOON, FUNNY BUT STILL WRONG

Davis
09-30-2006, 12:24 PM
ive seen this for the 1st time in may.
i could never find out who sings this.

Chidongan
09-30-2006, 05:43 PM
Yeah seen that before its pretty funny, and Norris kicks ass.

An adult parody was made: "the ultimate orgy"

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027

THIS REALLY IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK/SCHOOL OR MINORS

THIS IS AN ADULT CARTOON, FUNNY BUT STILL WRONG

is it the ultimate orgy? i've already seen it like 2 months ago. ^^
funny as hell.

Dorphuk
09-30-2006, 06:07 PM
watch and see, tis quite disturbing if your not into the whole godzilla wearing batman as a condom thing :D

Chidongan
09-30-2006, 06:09 PM
watch and see, tis quite disturbing if your not into the whole godzilla wearing batman as a condom thing :D

yep. i've seen it before. ^^

made me wanna puke. but it was sooo funny. ^^

AK47
09-30-2006, 06:41 PM
the adult one is sick ass hell
too much homosexuality

NMK
09-30-2006, 08:52 PM
chuck norris is tha bomb :D

Azure Wrath
10-01-2006, 05:50 AM
he's dead now!
hmm... would the mods lock a Chuck norris joke thread?

Dorphuk
10-01-2006, 07:03 AM
He is not dead. Don't try and start silly rumers now!

Shino18
10-01-2006, 11:57 AM
amazing

DonEmu
10-01-2006, 12:00 PM
he's dead now!
hmm... would the mods lock a Chuck norris joke thread?

This like totally proves u are from SA :lol:

Azure Wrath
10-01-2006, 04:44 PM
i mean in the flash ani! HEY! why you discriminating against african countires, we're supposed to stand together.

anyway, here in Sa i heard steve irwin died a few months before it happened o_O seriously

Azure Wrath
10-06-2006, 07:08 PM
sorry for double post. just saw the ultimate orgy parody, omg its SICK! but its so funny. it's mesmerising, especially the end