You are a Naruto Freak if...

[Deathfire]

(I'll start off...)

1. You start performing hand seals to subdue your enemies [at school!].

(everyone else just add on! =^_-=)

[Lixie]

2. When your friends name all of you characters from the show. (I'm Kurenai.)

[Dweezil]

3. when you find yourself surrounded by work so you scream "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu" hoping you'd have a few clones to lighten the load.

[Haearnbran]

When you want to have Ramen even though you don't like it.

[Shi Miao Yi]

5. When you're taking a jog you start running with your arms extended behind you.

[cendawan butang]

6. When you start to wear head band and imagined it is Konoha Head Band

[random_kuree]

7. When you start to act like your favourite characters and yell out random naruto quotes from the show *cough* HELL YEAH *cough*

[harddoom]

5. When you're taking a jog you start running with your arms extended behind you. MY FRIEND DOES THAT! I would say when u start doing random seals and failing miserably or trying to do naruto moves.

[The Fifth]

9. When you obsesively come to these forums and feel the need to comment on almost all of them, even if you don't know what you're talking about.

[langzae]

When you say"Datte Bayo!" at the end of every sentence.

[chrononate]

10.) When you find yerself trying to summon chakra at least once an hour.

[nawar]

when all you talk about is naruto, and actualy walk around while singing, naruto naruto naaaaarutoooo, nananananaaaaruto

[Kaiwub]

When you say"Datte Bayo!" at the end of every sentence.
I do this... What does it mean? Is it like one of those signature character things like Kenshin and Oro? When you try to change your voice to fit various characters.

[pico]

if you forming the seal (i know it´s not a seal but didn´t find an other word) shikamaru´s forming while thinking, while doing a test

[Lixie]

... you dress up as a character from the show for no reason.

My friend Derrick fancies himself Sasuke. He even cut his hair. OH GOD.

[harddoom]

I dont understand why asian people dont look like their cartoons? ANyways i found a good one- When you try and summon a monster frog by jumping off a cliff

[Aosagi]

you make homemade Naruto t-shirts and drive around town listening to the soundtrack >< my username should be blueotaku

[Tanooki_Naruto]

if you search eBay looking for kunai, shurikens or sharingan eye contacts

[tevoro]

When u try to find "Konoha" in the map of Japan

[random_kuree]

when you stick your hands in your pocket when you walk.

lol I so do this all the time when I'm sitting I put my hands behind me head to let it lean back and then I just look up thinking it's the sky XD

[Kaiwub]

when you stick your hands in your pocket when you walk.

lol I so do this all the time when I'm sitting I put my hands behind me head to let it lean back and then I just look up thinking it's the sky XD
I and pretty sure that people did this before Naruto was invented :wink: .

[thompkinsbrian]

yeah that is pretty common.

[chibbitsuki]

6. When you start to wear head band and imagined it is Konoha Head Band

or actually go buy the real one and wear it every day (i did this for a while i think ill do it again ;P you will be suprised how many people know what it is and walk up to you and talk to you for it)

if you search eBay looking for kunai, shurikens or sharingan eye contacts

they exist on ebay, and the contact are at the 9mm sfx website, along with the bukakugan(sp? i can never spell) contacts (i have no money for them tho ;_;)

[Deathfire]

Dood, can you get prescription Sharingan contacts??? (I'm very blind) 0_0

[chibbitsuki]

Dood, can you get prescription Sharingan contacts??? (I'm very blind) 0_0
go here http://www.9mmsfx.com/main.html
go to lenses you will find them, when you order you can fill in your prescription xD the order form looks like this https://id49.securedata.net/9mmsfx/order.html


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cataract, and blind eye are perfect for if you wanna cosplay as hinata or neji, only problem you are literally bind ;P

-edit2-
the Red Valkrye is perfect for if you wanna do beserk naruto

[Dweezil]

Dood, can you get prescription Sharingan contacts??? (I'm very blind) 0_0
go here http://www.9mmsfx.com/main.html
go to lenses you will find them, when you order you can fill in your prescription xD the order form looks like this https://id49.securedata.net/9mmsfx/order.html


-edit-
cataract, and blind eye are perfect for if you wanna cosplay as hinata or neji, only problem you are literally bind ;P

-edit2-
the Red Valkrye is perfect for if you wanna do beserk naruto

I'm legally blind without my contacts/glasses... so I could just paint over some of my existing contacts and use em.... it'd work the same :lol:

I checked out those 9mm sfx contacts about 4 months ago and started to buy some, but then I saw the price :?

[timeformydeath]

When you look in a mirror and think someone transformed into you

[random_kuree]

When you paint your finger and toe nails purple and pretend to be and S-Class Criminal ninja.

[cendawan butang]

when u start to jump one tree to another.....

i wonder if someone could have done this...

[Deathfire]

When you jump around and claim that you're a ninja! ( I actually did that once!!!)

[cendawan butang]

between side to side eh.... or between roof to roof.... or between building to building..... if do that get certiicate as ninja...

[timeformydeath]

If you try and fight anyone with a headband

[Lixie]

You explain the bruises on your arms away as from practicing chakra.

My little brother actually believed me. Oh I wish there were more gullible people.

[Deathfire]

You start chasing your teachers with a kunai, thinking they're the enemy (they can be -_-)!

[Morganaa]

you make homemade Naruto t-shirts and drive around town listening to the soundtrack >< my username should be blueotaku

I have driven around listening to the soundtrack. Variety in music is always good.

[race84as]

when u read a romance novel while performing everyday tasks.

[random_kuree]

When you tell yourself not the cry because it's stupid.

Totally does this all the time to her pathetic soft friend.

[cendawan butang]

when u want to go to other place... u just stand .. relax then vanished....

[BoXs]

when you do everything with only one eye like kakashin :D

[Deathfire]

When you draw a huge "love" symbol above your left eye and tie a gourd to your back to school, and you say to everybody, even the principal,

"I'll kill you."





I wonder what Gaara has in that gourd anyway...


And sorry to get off topic a bit, but did you noticed a lot of things associated with the "left" of something?

Like...

The left eye of Kakashi-sensei is a Sharingan eye

Naruto stabbed himself in the left palm of his handed (well, maybe because he's right-handed *self realization...* :/)

Gaara has the "love" symbol above his left eye



*wow, observing small things...note to self-you're such a loser...*

[Dweezil]

When you draw a huge "love" symbol above your left eye and tie a gourd to your back to school, and you say to everybody, even the principal,

"I'll kill you."





I wonder what Gaara has in that gourd anyway...


And sorry to get off topic a bit, but did you noticed a lot of things associated with the "left" of something?

Like...

The left eye of Kakashi-sensei is a Sharingan eye

Naruto stabbed himself in the left palm of his handed (well, maybe because he's right-handed *self realization...* :/)

Gaara has the "love" symbol above his left eye



*wow, observing small things...note to self-you're such a loser...*

Sand is inside the gourd :P

[Deathfire]

Sand? *imagines Gaara gulping sand down his throat*

So that's why he's always so homicidal...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *Gaara chases after her threatening to kill her*

[BoXs]

if u know hot to draw ... u will know y ... it cus the left side is closer to your right hand ...which means its easier to draw details on the left side then right ... (i dont know how ta describe it ... i know this cus i do that sum times when i draw )

[Dweezil]

if u know hot to draw ... u will know y ... it cus the left side is closer to your right hand ...which means its easier to draw details on the left side then right ... (i dont know how ta describe it ... i know this cus i do that sum times when i draw )


I know how to draw... and I have no clue what you're talking about.... I'm a lefty and I can draw things on the left just as easy as the right....

[Deathfire]

Well I guess so...

Dood, another thing that freaks me out, I'm left-handed!!! *"left, left" everywhere!!! 0_0*

Well, I dunno, but I do draw, but I don't really draw anything that'd be on the right of a character...but nice observation.

[BoXs]

its because of the ink ... they dont wanta get their hand dirty ... see digimon ... the cool arm is always on the left side ... :D .... i dont think thoes ppl draw the entire left side then the right side .... what i m tryin to say is ... if the drew the body then the right hand ... that means their hand has to be on top of the body in order to draw it ... which might mess up the ink ... u understand?? srry if u dont cus i aint good at explaining :P

[Dweezil]

they can always draw the right side first and work their way over... then they dont smear the ink.... no matter what, there's no significance related to the artist.. someone right handed can draw right to left just as easy as left to right... .and most draw top to bottom anyway, so it has nothing to do with smearing the ink

[BoXs]

i draw body first cus i need ta see how big the body is .... unless the hand(s) r in front of it

[Deathfire]

You start chasing your teachers with a kunai, thinking they're the enemy (they can be -_-)!

Instead of a kunai you chase you're teachers with Zabuza's sword!!! That'd be a show right there! XD (I probably can't even pick the darn thing up -_-)

[random_kuree]

You you make a show you summoning your pet dog. XD

[Anbu Dr J]

or your mom?

[Deathfire]

or your mom?

I would summon one of those demon frogs to go after her XD!!!

[Lixie]

Summoning my mom would be deadly.

You're a naruto freak if you continuously speak in a particular character's voice.

[Deathfire]

You can stretch your neck very far...(like Orochimaru...eww)0_0

[Dweezil]

dunno if this has been said or not (because I didn't read all of em)

If you try to climb trees without the use of your hands.

[Anbu Dr J]

or be late and have excuses for it (i was lost on the road of life)

[Lixie]

... if you log online into naruto forums, tell people you work for naruto manga, tell them the plotline, and then you feel all powerful because gullible people believe you.

HEY IT'S BEEN DONE!

[random_kuree]

YOur a Naruto freak if,
read come come paradise.

[0mni]

We all know the true Naruto freak is someone who dyes their hair blond (and wears it in a Naruto style), constantly wears scary blue contacts and cuts the Naruto's cheek scars into their own face. Now thats someone to look up to.

[cendawan butang]

huuhhuhu... hope to see that guy around in my place..

[DypHAl]

you know that you're a naruto freak when you start throwing puppets at random people, and scream that you are a puppet master

[random_kuree]

You could be a Naruto freak if you do, all of the above. And start walking around with knives in your pocket.

[Deathfire]

...you try to summon Gamabunta in your biology class, and you just realize that the frog that you er...summon, is dead...-_-

[cendawan butang]

or summon snake.. for the experiment.. huhuhu

[DypHAl]

when you bite your thum and starts doing hand seals, then tap on someones back, hoping to summon a dog

[narutoIZZAbest]

... you dress up as a character from the show for no reason.

My friend Derrick fancies himself Sasuke. He even cut his hair. OH GOD.
lol
I do this!! I dressed up as Kakashi!! :D

[narutoIZZAbest]

if u know hot to draw ... u will know y ... it cus the left side is closer to your right hand ...which means its easier to draw details on the left side then right ... (i dont know how ta describe it ... i know this cus i do that sum times when i draw )


I know how to draw... and I have no clue what you're talking about.... I'm a lefty and I can draw things on the left just as easy as the right....
He's saying that its closer to your hand so its just on instinct that you move your hand to the closest place. I know cuz I draw ALOT.....hmm at home ....in school......whenever i get the chance.

[Tragnael]

when you keep trying to summon chakra to your feet and walk accross the next door neighbours pond.
and grumble about jesus being a ninja when you fall in

[random_kuree]

that's....somehow increasingly true XD

Your a naruto freak, if your start to wear a orange jacket, a black shirt under, and orange pants, all the time.

[Deathfire]

if u know hot to draw ... u will know y ... it cus the left side is closer to your right hand ...which means its easier to draw details on the left side then right ... (i dont know how ta describe it ... i know this cus i do that sum times when i draw )


I know how to draw... and I have no clue what you're talking about.... I'm a lefty and I can draw things on the left just as easy as the right....
He's saying that its closer to your hand so its just on instinct that you move your hand to the closest place. I know cuz I draw ALOT.....hmm at home ....in school......whenever i get the chance.

I'm a lefty...and I draw a lot of things in center...-_-

[Tragnael]

im ambdextrous i can draw deflty form either side :P

you know when you are sure that even though your wearing an orange jump suit, it wont effect your stealth at all

[random_kuree]

YOur a freak if your stand on an ant hill, and try and command the ants to attack some bully XD

[Asperitas]

if you learn the hand seals

[Tragnael]

i am not a freak!

[onikage]

you are a naruto freak if you walk up to random people reading shonen jump and slap them in the face and tell them to get a fansubb online, "art of the dopplegangar" my ass

[narutoIZZAbest]

if u know hot to draw ... u will know y ... it cus the left side is closer to your right hand ...which means its easier to draw details on the left side then right ... (i dont know how ta describe it ... i know this cus i do that sum times when i draw )


I know how to draw... and I have no clue what you're talking about.... I'm a lefty and I can draw things on the left just as easy as the right....
He's saying that its closer to your hand so its just on instinct that you move your hand to the closest place. I know cuz I draw ALOT.....hmm at home ....in school......whenever i get the chance.

I'm a lefty...and I draw a lot of things in center...-_-
Hmm. :? I guess people do different things.

[iamsolid]

You're a Naruto freak if all you can think of drawing is Naruto fanart.
And it's sad,because that's basically all I draw. ;_; (note the avatar)

[katonkage]

u start calling old people "ero sennin"

[random_kuree]

When you start to not pay attention in class, and eat food rather then studing.

[structure85]

when you call of your friends annoying, and when someone makes you mad, you grab your fist and yell "chidori!!" before you hit 'em

[Aurora Dark]

When you behave like the characters...

- imitates Kiba's "Yahoo" when she does any cool stunt, or discovers something awesome >_>
- has a habit of looking for Akamaru ._.''
- and growling = fun :P


And who can forget...

When you practice "ninja" poses in the mirror.
(It's sad, because when I have done this before .-.)

[L2Mc]

definately shout no jutsu after everuthing. Like "Ramen Cooking No Jutsu!" or "Brushing Hair No Jutsu!"

[random_kuree]

I've definetly done ninja poses...but not in the mirror...I did them all the time whenever I do something like score something high on a quiz = =;

[Frozenserpent]

When you feel that being ranked on the Naruto forums as a Jounin is worthwhile.

[L2Mc]

You know your a Naruto freak if you continuosly post on a naruto forum just to kill the time.

[DrinkinSake]

Or if you insist on not answering any questions on your exams because you know that it won't ACTUALLY be based on your academics...

[Aurora Dark]

Or if you insist on not answering any questions on your exams because you know that it won't ACTUALLY be based on your academics...
Man... I wish that was the case... That would be great :D

[AnimeHentaiBaka]

When you try to concentrate your chakra

When you try to learn the hand seals of jutsus

[L2Mc]

when your friends refer to you as Hokage.

[ZrAeNiAn]

when you go the nearest "red light district" to gather information

-Zr-

[Vivi]

when you try to perform a jutsu...

and actually succeed in that... :shock:

[narutofanboy]

when you Walk around in Pjs and SCReam RAMEN RAMEN RAMen and then wear home made naruto pjs! and then u go to japan jsut to see naruto on tv and u dont speak a word of japanese

[narutofanboy]

when you Walk around in Pjs and SCReam RAMEN RAMEN RAMen and then wear home made naruto pjs! and then u go to japan jsut to see naruto on tv and u dont speak a word of japanesesorry if my idea was one of ur ideas i didnt take the time to read seven pages

[random_kuree]

You take the time to wear a head band everyday....

[narutofanboy]

hmmm interesante i cant wait to become a chunin

[Anonymous]

5. When you're taking a jog you start running with your arms extended behind you.
Hey! I ran like that eversince before I've heard of Naruto! I stopped coz people started askin questions!

[Deathfire]

You start shooting silk from the inside of your wrists...oh wait a second, wrong forum...! XD

[Frozenserpent]

I haven't read much of this thread....

If you imagine yourselves in bed with a Naruto character.

If you are proud of your Genin, Chuuin, Jounin, Sennin, etc. status in this forums, and happy that everyone will look at your status and acknowledge your strength.

If you are inspired to become skilled in martial arts from the show.

If you daydream about Naruto.

If you wonder what it'll be like if your spouse was one of the Naruto characters (especially if you already have one!).

[Deathfire]

You have four mechanical arms stuck to your back...damn, still the wrong forum! XP

[Aurora Dark]

Deathfire: cute joke ^_^v

ok wow, I feel like one sad individual... cause Frozenserpent, I have done all of those things... except the "imagine yourself in bed" one, of course. I wouldn't put myself there, no no...

>__> Kakashi + Iruka 4ever


ok, I'll contribute now:
Things I've done today?
- Tried to do Neji's 64-hit combo.. thing
- Tried to act like Kakashi
- Styled my hair like Iruka
- Styled my hair like this, because I am going to cosplay Iruka...
- Went through a few of Kiba's slogans (much to the confusion of everyone)
- Considered the physics behind many of the jutsus.
- Worked on writing fanfiction
- Planned ideas for fanart
- Decided to start painting a fanart.

There, am I obsessed enough yet? ;)

[funkifyer]

when you do hand seals when people make you bad.

whats sad, is i do the hand seals, to random strangers...even if they didnt do anything...

when you get bit by a radioacti- oh nevermind

[random_kuree]

put the konoho what ever it's spelt sign on your right hand like in the naruto eps when Naruto used it to concentrate his chakra.

[tipme]

when you go to a asian restaurant and ask for ramen

when you name a squad in a game (subspace/continuum) Jounins

[Thepimplishone]

doing harem no-jutsu to have a huge orgy ...

[ShinobiRyu]

Sorry if this one's already been said but,
If you paint you nails and toenails purple just cuz Itachi did. ^^; I did that...

[DarkFoxNaruto]

no clue if its been said (and its funny cause ive done about all of the ones i read through..being the first page *curses the fact he hasn't gotten rasengan to work*)

when you can cover the series in 15 minutes from the point wherenaruto and sasuke fight till the flash back sequences, even if the person you're telling it to isn't listening

[«Shîñôßì»]

if you waer that dumb little night cap naruto wears.

[michub4k4]

You know you're a Naruto freak if you start making plans to make your own shoes like the ones EVERYONE wears in the series. I've googled for them to see if they are sold, but no luck so far. :( I want some so bad. (anyone know of any places? :X) XD As well as a headband...I was thinking about making one...should be interesting :P
Another way to know you're a Naruto/IRC Junkie is when you wish you could write a script to do Kage Bunshin no Jutsu in an IRC chatroom to harass the other people. Specially if you're an Op. That makes it all the more phun. :D
w00t!

[nicoo]

i do at www.konohaimports.com just scroll down and ull see the sandals there awsome you custom make them to ur foot it like 75 $ and takes like a week to be deliverd i think. they also have itachi's rouge ninja headband and other stuff i ordered the itachi head band it has actual scraped metal its so cool.

[rolls royce]

i don't know if this was said yet, but here goes...

you're a naruto junkie if you walk around school with a headband over one eye. and when people pick a fight with you, you lift up the headband, and you have a normal eye under there.

[michub4k4]

I am SO going to MAKE those! XD and wear them to school until they break. o_O; should I try for something more along the lines of solid? meaning NOT CLOTH! z0mg!

also, you're a naruto freak if you can convince all of your non-anime and manga addict friends to get addicted to it. o_o
and if you attack your friends online with shuriken, kunai, and kage bunshin no jutsu!

[random_kuree]

Your a freak when you use naruto moves (thousand years of pain) on monsters when you roleplay.

[Alpha Binary]

Your a freak when you use naruto moves (thousand years of pain) on monsters when you roleplay.

that's my favorite move :D
when i start to do one my friends goes like 'oh damn you can't just poke ppl's asses just for fun!@#$' lol

anyway.. you know you're a naruto freak if you practice hand seals everyday just for showing off. i do. i even tried to make sound effects but it's no good, still far from being realistic.

[michub4k4]

You know you're a Naruto freak when you want to leave this real world and live in the world of Ninjas and BE a Ninja!

I want to be a Ninja ._.

[B166ER]

you're a naruto freak if u read the last 8 pages of this post :D, and if u did it also means that u got time to lose...:p

[KAkkASHii]

if u see a fly on the wall and all da sudden u try to preform the chidori but u realize that u could make a hole in ur wall so ur like "aha! u are lucky this time, my foe!"

[sakura711]

When all your hobbies are related to Naruto...

[KAkkASHii]

when u join a naruto forum and go on it every day to post messages.. i WILL become hokage! (haha altho i'm FAR from that).

[B166ER]

if u see a long haired guy in the street, and shout at him: "hey u neiji boy!!! I won't forgive what u did to hinata, get ready to get your ass kicked!!! that's my way of the ninja !!" and start kickin' him, and throwing him things ...

[CopyMasterKakashi]

WHEN YOU GO TO THE SCHOOL DANCE IN A $250 KAKASHI COSTUME! (Headband, Vest, A Sharingan Contact lens, let your hair grow and dye it grey)

[michub4k4]

you know you're a naruto freak if you request a picture of said $250 costume
o_o have any?
please say you do XD

[Aurora Dark]

You know it's a bad case of Naruto fanatic-ness, when you find the idea of wearing that outfit, to be attractive o_O

I want pictures too, omg the curiousity XD

[michub4k4]

please post ;_;

[winter_fox]

You are a Naruto freak if you wear a contact lens in one eye and dyed your hair white

[Uzumaki Naruto]

When you start calling your self a Genin, Chunnin, Jounin..etc. :lol:

[random_kuree]

When you scream you want ramen all the time....

RAMEN WITH LOTS OF MISO AND EGG!

[Uzumaki Naruto]

When you try to summon Gambunta or other creatures using your blood :shock:

[narutoIZZAbest]

when u stay up late every night posting in this forum!!

[Sekken]

When you to kill your best friend to get Mangekyou Sharingan. :twisted:

[K3V]

If you go to sleep every night moaning "Mmmm....Haku!", or "Ooooh! Hinata-chan!"
...well I do anyways ^.^ :oops:

:P

Or how about, If you become paranoid and scared of every girl, because you suspect them of really being a guy that used Sexy no Jutsu! O.O

[ColdFire]

You know it's a bad case of Naruto fanatic-ness, when you find the idea of wearing that outfit, to be attractive o_O

I want pictures too, omg the curiousity XD

you asked for it......

www.geocities.com/agsma/fc02-3.htm

its kinda sad

[Takato]

k3v your obsession about haku and hinata is not healty.......

[cherkoryu]

well... as for me .... I keeping on saying "ahhhhhh.... sasuke-kun.... if only you are real....." hehehehehe!:oops:

[Takato]

i sometimes wish i could do harem nu jutsu infront of my teacher and make him die from a heart attack...

[MansBasic]

when you start making costumes of naruto, and asking people on a forum if they know were to find headbands,sandals and japanese ancient weapons on the internet becouse you would kill just to have those cool stuffs..

[Takato]

thats being a naruto freak :)

[naraku_99]

you get sasukes curse seal tattooed on your neck

[naraku_99]

when you trade in your new shoes for a pair of blue sandals

[narutoIZZAbest]

When you attempt to poke your eye continusly until it is all red like the Sharingan.

[Ducko]

YOU KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND TO ACHIEVE A HIGHER LEVEL OF THE SHARINGAN... or in hopes you would grow a sharingan and get it's full power...

[Uzumaki Naruto]

When you try to walk on water.

[Amatsu Mikaboshi]

when you try to have sex with your computer, cause thats where all the naruto goodness is.




::looks around the room suspicously::


what am i the only one?

[Ducko]

when you try to have sex with your computer, cause thats where all the naruto goodness is.




::looks around the room suspicously::


what am i the only one?...That was wrong on so many levels... but eh... thats not as bad as marrying ur sister like rednecks from the south... =P...

When you stab a knife (pretending it's a kunai) in ur hand and say FROM NOW ON YOU WILL NOT NEED ANYONE TO PROTECT YOU...

[Amatsu Mikaboshi]

marrying your sister?....makes me wish i wasnt an only child.

[Ducko]

marrying your sister?....makes me wish i wasnt an only child.O_O... Please just stick to being a NAruto FREAK.,.. and not just a FREAK,,...
LoL...

[Hatake_Kom]

You are a definite Naruto freak if you are capable of say a new reason for that after ten pages of topic...

[Hatake_Kom]

a new GOOD reason, of course... xD

[failed senses]

When you attempt to poke your eye continusly until it is all red like the Sharingan.
ya know u could just get contacts for that...... :lol:

[Lixie]

When you try to light a fox on fire and then try to seal it.

[Ducko]

you do 1000 years of pain to ur teacher because they gave you homework on the weekend of your birthday...

u carry a giant bottle of sand, and when someone make sfun of u, u throw sand at them, and say: DESERT COFFIN!

hmm... i haven't read all 10 pages i admitt, i scan over them... i dunno if these could be new... but for people who didn't read all 10 pages, and just this page, there u go... hehehe

[rasenganfox]

you try to summon a couple of dogs to try to hold down a burglar who just entered your house

[Ducko]

you try to summon a couple of dogs to try to hold down a burglar who just entered your houselol... yea... i would have crapped my pants if i was being robbed... especially if tehy have a gun... but no... u would try to summon... GREAT!
lol...
*JK about crapping my pants...

Hmmm... u know ur a naruto freak when some otehr ners is making fun of the show, and u pull out a kunai and keep stabbing them till they say NARUTO is cool

[Naruto-Kun]

You know ur a naruto freak if your at a convienent store trying to buy food but you come up short on cash to buy it and you start screaming "sexy no jutsu!" to convince the guy to let it side.

[rasenganfox]

You know you're a Naruto freak if you start failing every test at school for whatever reason, but in spite of that you keep going to the next level (class).

[Dream_Walker]

you get sasukes curse seal tattooed on your neck When you get the entire curse seal tattoed around your body

[Dream_Walker]

you now your a naruto freak when you fail all your test because instead of studying yu decided to rely on your sharingan contracts to copy all of the smart kid in front of you movements

[Ducko]

YKYANFW.... you eat chips and fatty food all teh time, because you want to be able to turn into a gaint human beach ball...

[Uzumaki Naruto]

If you throw sand and mud into someone and you say Doji Doykon (earth element attack).

[B166ER]

if u decide to dye ur hair in pink and to become an useless ass, just like sakura

[7hat1kid]

Your at the beach and cover your friend in sand and start yelling DESERT COFFIN!

[stupidkid]

When you bother waiting 10HRS to download an episode "sigh"

[Aurora Dark]

When you bother waiting 10HRS to download an episode "sigh"
That's all? :P

Used to take me 12-15+ on my old connection... sometimes wants to take longer on my high-speed, just because of slow website servers -sigh

[Divinedemon]

when you start asking people what kind of ninjutsu they kno

[cluemein]

When you and your bestfriend try to decide which is the better shinobi and you constanly whoop his ass because of you better ninjutsu.
when you imagine your on a mision when your on the road and your jumping on lightposts and dispatching the enemy.
when you think about naruto for hours at a time.
when your girlfriend becomes jealous of naruto and his friends (especially hinata) when she should be blaming the GOD kishimoto and she threatens to leave u but you dont care cause you think she's a weak and pathetic shinobi and you want to shove a kunai down her throat and tell the ANBU she died in battle but cant cause your pouch is freshly out of kunai and shurikens ( I have done it all :? )

[Divinedemon]

when u act like cluemein :shock:

[Vishox]

when you could've sworn you saw yourself in the manga :shock:

[NaruMike]

i didn't read all these pages so i apologise if someone else said that before...

When you are in the toilet and when the poop is gonna come out you say...SHIT NO JUTSU

[Butterz]

When you search ebay for a copy of "Come, Come Paradise"

EDIT:
Sorry for the double post, but i got another one.

I had friend to do this -_- and its the best one. "true story"


YOu know youre a Naruto freak, when you get pulled over by the cops, and the officer asks you why you were speeding, adn with a straight face, you look him dead in the eyes and yell out " Thats my Way of the Ninja"

and off to jail we went.


.:AD:. says: when possible, please avoid making a double post :)

[graff]

when you know the hand sighns to kage mane kage bunshin chidori and katon memorized and can do them with relative easeand speed.

[narutoIZZAbest]

i didn't read all these pages so i apologise if someone else said that before...

When you are in the toilet and when the poop is gonna come out you say...SHIT NO JUTSU
LOL [ and i mean, seriously i did laugh] haha gotta try that one :P

YOu know youre a Naruto freak, when you get pulled over by the cops, and the officer asks you why you were speeding, adn with a straight face, you look him dead in the eyes and yell out " Thats my Way of the Ninja"

and off to jail we went.
whoa! can't believe you guys did that!

When you eat ramen EVERY day
When you draw markings all over your body and say its a curse seal
When you keep going back to this list to check off EVERYTHING that is listed

[evil_murai]

when you walk around in public with tape all around your arms like lee.

EDIT: oh yeah, and you put your dog on your head all the time like kiba

[S.O.U.L]

HAHAHHAAHHAAHA!I do almost everyone of the things mentioned above!!!!always drawing or trying to draw naruto characters! and making seals and running with my hands back!and when u dont go on a date cuz ur waiting for Sakura!

[HeiBai]

When you...

Look at the label on tofu "Maruto" and and keep having to double check that it's really a "M" you're reading and not a "N".

Draw a Sharingan on your classroom's blackboard just to see if there are any other fans. (None, so far.)

Have read all the pages on this topic in one sitting.

(I have done all. It's more fun when you do the stuff.)

[Brock-lee]

When you stop in a middle of a fight to tell the person you are fighting with how your going to become president(or hokage) one day. And they're a freak if that actaully stand there and listen before telling their own background.

When you make 11 pages talking about one of the characters boobs.(or you might just be a freak in general)

When you put a post on this tread and admit to actually doing it.

[Radeon]

You know you're a Naruto freak if:

You graduate from college and spend an entire week trying to download one freakin episode on your crappy dialup connection that constantly disconnects.

Then, when you get a job, your absolute top priority is to get DSL so you can watch your beloved Naruto again.

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You know you're a Naruto freak if:

You look at other people and wonder how 'powerful' they are...
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You know you're a Naruto freak if:

You download the RAW for manga, even though you can't read japanese. Of course, you download the translation for it as soon as possible also. You watch the anime also.
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After your first promotion at work, you tell your friends that you're now a Chuunin.

[CuriousJacob]

When your heroine addicted friednd complains about having to wait a week for his dealer to get back in town and you say, "dude if i have to wait a week for my next instalment of Naruto then you can wait a week for your drugs."

that actually happened

[graff]

i feel bad im the only one that has those hand signs memorized?

when you say byukugan and open your eyes really big and are actually disapointed that your eyes didnt change color or anything.

[Divinedemon]

(ummm.. these might actually exist) when you make a special order for sharingan contacts. then you actually where them and start copying everthing your best friend does/or anyone you see walking down the street

[narutomania]

Wife: Deaaaar, the telefon rings pleaaaase.
Man: -performing some meaningless seals and-: KATON !!! TELEFON NUNJITSU!!!


or

Question:(takes his cigarette between his fingers )do you have fire?
Answer: Katon goukakye nunjitsu!!


.:AD:. says: Please don't double post.

[lionheart]

you follow shikamaru's example and lay down in your lawn to watch clouds (me)
you keep to the shadows so that yours has plenty of surface area to work with.
during the winter you keep icicle and use them as weapons
you beat ppl up after they make fun of your ninja way
shy girls help you cheat
you instinctivly protect girls with pink hair.

I've got a million of 'em

[Divinedemon]

you wear ankle weights every day to run at blinding speeds.

you practice your smile in the mirror to see if you teeth can shine brighter than platinum

[kadamaro]

when you think that maybe if you act like one of the guys garaa for example and avenge your honor or friendsw!@!!@!!!@!!!@


http://img280.echo.cx/img280/4559/garaaofthedesert2ry.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Divinedemon]

if your looking at this message only because your waiting for something about naruto to download

[Rakka]

i try to make some hand seals and call a buddy ero sennin^^

a Naruto freak must be fly to japan, go to masashi kishimoto and say take my in your story to naruto as the one how became the girl/boyfrind from the one you like*g

[sharinganavenger]

If you start shuriken-and-kunai fighting with your friends using frisbees and beanbags.

[lionheart]

you sell drugs in order to buy a 250$ kakashi costume
you show little kids playboy magazines
you stab your hand when poisoned instead of going to the hospital

[Raynarose]

I only read the first few pages, sorry if any of these have been said:

1. You believe eating "the red pill" is the the ultimate weight loss strategy

2. You tie white cloth ribbons around your arms, pant legs, or head.

3. You refer to your family as your "clan".

4. You make little cards listing data on everyone at your school, then carry them around with you.

5. You believe you are possesed by a demon, you just need to unleash its true power.

(i dont do any of these btw hehe)

[Butterz]

If you clicked the link in my sig, knowing you've watched the entire series twice

[sonicscheese]

5. When you're taking a jog you start running with your arms extended behind you.

you mean no one has done this their whole life. j/k. Actually if you do this you actually do run faster. At least i do.

[aznkpballer]

U know ur addicted to Naruto when:

- u're playing any strategy games like chess, u make the shikamaru hand seal and concentrate hard to make plans for ur future moves.

- Start referring to ur homeworks and chores as specific ranked missions.

- u draw the circle seal thing on ur stomach and say that Kyuubi is inside of u. And after u get the seal u ask kyuubi to lend his chakra to u.

- u wear a anbu mask and dress up as an anbu for halloween or any naruto characters.

- when someone asks y did u come to school, u answer "To kill a certain man"

etc...

[B166ER]

when at your final exam, 30 minutes before the end when everyone is writing and sweating, you hit your table, get up, and shout: "my name is uzumaki naruto, I won't give it up, because it's my way of the ninja"

[kadamaro]

if you think that if you believe in something truely impossible and you try to do it on and on no matter how many bones you have broken or how many stiches in your body you have because that is not important what is important is that you succeed in doing it!!!!!

maybe i am a fool but if this is the only way to make it i will not care anymore!!!!!

i am the proud member of uchiha



http://narutofever.com/images/personality-tests/i-am-itachi.gif

proud lover of




http://narutofever.com/personality-tests/love-compatibility-tests/for-males/images/lovesakura.jpg (http://narutofever.com)



and i will be acknowleged by everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://img273.echo.cx/img273/6046/kadamaroseyes7td.th.jpg (http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=uchihagi)

[NaruMike]

hey guys(and girls),why do you think that running with hands extended on the back is wrong.I got complimented for it.There was a competition in my school 20-30 days before the exams.I was the top runner in the school and i was competing the op one from an other school.Near the end of the race we were chest to chest but that time i extended my hands and won the race.My teachers then complimented me for that because it's very smart.Do you have a thought about why everyone in naruto keeps running like that?BECAUSE THE AIR PRESSURE DECREASES AND YOU CAN RUN EASILY.Of cource,i don't mean when you start to run a bit to do it,but when serius times occur(competition)it's a smart idea to have an advantage)

[NaruMike]

when you memorize the seals for katon.goukakuy no jutsu,kuchiyose no jutsu(veery easy),kage bunshin no jutsu,chidori,katon.mythical fire no jutsu(someone in this forum help me with that.He/she has the seals as an avatar.)

(Too bad i know all of these in fast motion.Maybe i should stop watching naruto for a while.)

[Gmex]

your a naruto freak if you slam your hand to the ground and try to summon a frog but all you summon is a demon from hell that can kill anything and will listen to your every command

[Jofil..kankorou..rocks]

your a naruto freak if u try to light your finger tips on fire and slam them to someone else's stomach shouting the ive elemental technique , trying to see if they can unleash their true demon.

youre a naruto freak you carry large fans to blow your enemies away.

ur a naruto freak if u let bugs crawl under ur skin and unleash them to freak ur lil sister.

ur a naruto freak if u thnk the hinata- naruto love team is cool[ i know i do]

ur a naruto freak if u try and break ur bones to see if they'll pop ut or at least heal.

mayb if ur a freak u try to distinguish yourself as a level s exiled ninja and make ur 9 man team.

ur a freak if u absolutely disgust people critisizing that ur a naruto freak.

i kno i hate those jealous people.

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kankorou rocks :twisted:

[Crilose]

..... when you go to work and are right fully considered the most skilled worker, you start to refer to youself as a sannin level ninja. then you try to teach one of your lower level employees how to Hand seal chidori... to piss people off. then try to convince everyone that ninja running (running w/ hands behind back ) accually does make you run faster (and it does )
and then post a thread requesting drawings and such of hand seals cause your tired of just doing chidori all the time (please respond people I know you guys have it some where)
and last you tell people "I can do anything. because I Am A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

EDIT: Oh and if you really eat ramen every day, breakfast, lunch and dinner and manage to some how not gain weight

.:AD:. - Don't double post, use the Edit button.

[Aburame_Shino]

Your a naruto freak if you randomly jab your fingers up someone's ass.

[Crilose]

If you call your best friend while reading these to tell him how f ing hilarious these all are and to quote some to him

[DJ Jaime]

If you think Naruto is the best anime ever made.

[Crilose]

if you continuously yell "baka. bakabakabaka, baaaaaka!" when ever you feel like it and your american

[Kumo]

... you find yourself asking a snake for directions and you could swear the snake says, "GIMME YOUR BODY!!"

Edit:
if you continuously yell "baka. bakabakabaka, baaaaaka!" when ever you feel like it and your american
Heh heh... guilty :p

[Araceli]

If you continuously yell "Baka. Baka baka baka, baaaaaka!" when ever you feel like it and your american

Guilty as charged.I'm a real japanese freak because i can fill a page front to back with japanese to english translation,from MEMORY!!!!

Your a real Naruto freak if you imagin yourself as Naruto's twin,think you have a demon wolf with 6 tails(who happens to be Kyuubi's twin),you have a crush on Itachi,and you think your a badass because you can weild twin katana,even if you have never touched a real one in your life and the closest thing to a katana that you have ever used(coughplayedwithcough) is your father's 12 inch dagger.Also you keep reading fanfiction of naruto everyday and have over 250 on that list of over 300 that are naruto,and you check on them every day.

I'm am sorry to say that I am all af the above.Even the crush on Itachi,though now I'm leaning towards Gaara.

That and your personallity is a combination between Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Shino,Neji,Tayuya,Orochimaru,a nd the ever so slight bit of Naruto.
You can laugh insanely,you can be terrifying,you hate humanity.You are insane(1/5th I swear!!!!!!).You swear in every one of you sentences(only to other students).You can be intensly and creepishly quiet.Glare with enugh intensity that a person could be redused to ashes in a millisecond.You are loud and you try to scratch other students when you are mad with the nails that you spent so much time growing to look like a Kyuubified Naruto's claws.

*sigh*I'm such a freak.SAY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!>:-(

[darthpsykoz]

when you call of your friends annoying, and when someone makes you mad, you grab your fist and yell "chidori!!" before you hit 'em

i shout rasengan.

also i shout sharingan and think everything around me moves in slow motion

[MrUseless]

You know your a naruto freak when you want to be stronger, you take a magic marker and draw tribal marks across your face and left arm and leg!

[Araceli]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oipotty]

when u start dressing up like hinata and start hitting on people with orange hair

[Kyuubi No Yoko]

when u start dressing up like hinata and start hitting on people with orange hair

:D that one cracked me up.


im too lazy to read all pages si i dont know if this one is already here but here it goes :

when u try to create your own jutsus for things you normally do

[HardinS]

When you wish you could walk on water to walk to the islands for vacation.

[Araceli]

When you look up Naruto yaoi,don't blush when you read them "getn' it uwn",because you've seen it to much *sigh*...................God..................CAN SOMEONE GET ME A BEER??????????? THAT,OR A CHOCOLATE CAPPACHINNO(sp?)?????????????....................A ctually,forget the beer.....I'm 13 anyway.......................*sigh*

[medicalnin]

when your in a fight, and you yell everything you do before you do it....

when you stab yourself with your pencil, in order to get out of an "illusion" of a math test

[{*Uchiha~Madara*}]

If your watching Naruto online and you pause it during the different hand signs just so you can memorize the motions.

[Drizzt_13]

if you know exactly what a tomoe is and when saskue devlops each of them

[Gabe Rod]

if you know all the names of the people in naruto like even the stupid jounin and chuunin you see in like 6 seconds of an episode like the teacher of itachi.

[zimmer]

Dont know if it has been said before:

Your a naruto freak when you are an active member in narutochaos forum.

[Kumo]

You're a naruto freak if you have fantasies of having sex with any or possibly all of the girls or guys from the show.

[Toxic Anarch]

your a Naruto Freak, when you and your friends like Naruto soo much you have each made your own Charcters in the Narutoverse

[Kumo]

You know your a naruto freak when you find yourself peeking on the bath houses on top of a toad.

[Araceli]

Ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy, now that's a real naruto freak!

[Gabe Rod]

you are a naruto freak when you scream dattebayo every second. Or Believe it for the english people. Believe it is so stupid. I would never say that.

[Kristi]

You're a naruto freak if you have fantasies of having sex with any or possibly all of the girls or guys from the show.

Woooowwww O_O thats just woooooowwww

[Araceli]

That's just creepy.......

[Master_of_puppets]

Ahh when you cheer on Sasuke.
(dunno if its been said yet.)

[Araceli]

How does that make you a Naruto Freak?

[kage-bunshin-no-jutsu]

you miss a date just so you can download the new manga and anime

[Uchiha_Blaze]

Am I a Naruto freak cause i jack to naruto hentai at least once a day :( ?

[kage-bunshin-no-jutsu]

Am I a Naruto freak cause i jack to naruto hentai at least once a day :( ?

no your just weird and dirty

[Araceli]

Yeah, really..... That is way more sick thn reading 3 M-rated naruto yaoi's of SasuNaru a day...... *sigh*

[snakeeys]

Hmm, sometimes before i go to sleep i dont think about girls but i dream about the show. Thats kinda freakish, but doesnt happen very often. Also i kinda long for fridays and check every 2 minutes to see if anime/manga translations are up.

[Kumo]

You are a naruto freak freak if you push for a law requiring all people to use kunai in place of guns.

[Araceli]

Your a Naruto freak if you wear a Naruto collectable in public (keychians, headband, wristbands, shinobi sandles, etc.). Which, I do not do... My friends do, though.

[Azure Wrath]

yuo are a naruto freak if you get mistake Harry Potter for Rock Lee

[Uchiha_Blaze]

Your a naruto freak if you think that Sasuke will smoke Deidara...

[Araceli]

Smoke Diedara?

[Kumo]

You are a naruto freak if you have fantasises about pairings in the show/manga more often than you do about your own life :p

[halremawa]

when ppl at work start calling u Naruti. i swear it's not me

[Kumo]

You might be a naruto freak if Temari hentai turns you on more than a real girl... (i swear, i just made that up xD)

[halremawa]

You might be a naruto freak if Temari hentai turns you on more than a real girl... (i swear, i just made that up xD)

naruti asks- (i swear it's not me) where's the temari hentai