Lost Prophet
01-12-2006, 04:13 PM
This will be my first fanfic. Please give me some tips and comments if you like it or not.
Chapter 1: The Sale
Today was no ordinary day for Itachi. This was a special day for him. He had off from his job of killing little children today. He decided to wake up early today. He woke to the beautiful sound of little hummingbirds getting shot out from the sky and the screech from the tires that ran over the bodies. He had just had a wonderful dream. Sasuke decided to join playgirl and was posing nude for all to see! HE remembered though that he had to hurry. It was 8:00, and Claire's 50% off sale ends at 9:00! "Oh dear!", he thought to himself.
Itachi did 40 pullatis, then undressed to take a shower. Oh how he dreamed for sasuke to be there with him, soaping his wet body, and cleaning his super stylish nails. Itachi again remembered about the sale. HE knew he couldn't get time to put some clothes on, walk, jog, or run. HE HAD TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Itachi immediateley jumped out his window, spread his wings, and fell. However, he was still alive, and not hurt. Something has broken his fall. It was none other than Gaara!
Gaara didn't mind Itachi falling on him, since he was wet and naked. However, Itachi couldn't see how obsessed Gaara was over him. HE was blinded by his love for sasuke. He immediateley dashed to Claires. HE reached Claires at 8:30. "Perfect!", he said. Nothing could go wrong now for him!
Except something did. He was completely naked in the store! The cops chased him throughout the store, trying to arrest him for public nudity. But Itachi was a smart sociopathic and extremely horny bastard. He kenw exactly what to do. He immediateley took the first flowerey cloak he could find, and wrapped around his soaking body. The cops left him alone after that. Now Itachi could pay attention to his shopping. "OOOOOOOH! Pink panties! There just my lovers...I mean...brother.....I mean...sisters size! I'll buy it just for him... I mean her!" Itachi slipped out of that situation. HE brought the clothes to the counter.
"THat will be 40 bucks" orochimaru said.
"Oh dear! I left my purse at home!" At that exact moment, Itachi ran out the door with the clothes. If he was arrested now for stealing, that would ruin his holiday! He quickly ran home, put on some clothes, got his money, and left. It was now time to get his hair and nails done. This hope was lost when he was suddenly confronted by a mysterious figure.
Chapter 1: The Sale
Today was no ordinary day for Itachi. This was a special day for him. He had off from his job of killing little children today. He decided to wake up early today. He woke to the beautiful sound of little hummingbirds getting shot out from the sky and the screech from the tires that ran over the bodies. He had just had a wonderful dream. Sasuke decided to join playgirl and was posing nude for all to see! HE remembered though that he had to hurry. It was 8:00, and Claire's 50% off sale ends at 9:00! "Oh dear!", he thought to himself.
Itachi did 40 pullatis, then undressed to take a shower. Oh how he dreamed for sasuke to be there with him, soaping his wet body, and cleaning his super stylish nails. Itachi again remembered about the sale. HE knew he couldn't get time to put some clothes on, walk, jog, or run. HE HAD TO FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Itachi immediateley jumped out his window, spread his wings, and fell. However, he was still alive, and not hurt. Something has broken his fall. It was none other than Gaara!
Gaara didn't mind Itachi falling on him, since he was wet and naked. However, Itachi couldn't see how obsessed Gaara was over him. HE was blinded by his love for sasuke. He immediateley dashed to Claires. HE reached Claires at 8:30. "Perfect!", he said. Nothing could go wrong now for him!
Except something did. He was completely naked in the store! The cops chased him throughout the store, trying to arrest him for public nudity. But Itachi was a smart sociopathic and extremely horny bastard. He kenw exactly what to do. He immediateley took the first flowerey cloak he could find, and wrapped around his soaking body. The cops left him alone after that. Now Itachi could pay attention to his shopping. "OOOOOOOH! Pink panties! There just my lovers...I mean...brother.....I mean...sisters size! I'll buy it just for him... I mean her!" Itachi slipped out of that situation. HE brought the clothes to the counter.
"THat will be 40 bucks" orochimaru said.
"Oh dear! I left my purse at home!" At that exact moment, Itachi ran out the door with the clothes. If he was arrested now for stealing, that would ruin his holiday! He quickly ran home, put on some clothes, got his money, and left. It was now time to get his hair and nails done. This hope was lost when he was suddenly confronted by a mysterious figure.