Rate your own pervertedness on a scale of 1-10

[S.O.U.L]

Rate yourself and tell us (not explicitly) why.


I'd consider myself probably a 6 on the scale.
I find perverted jokes (mature) humorous. Some extremely perverted jokes can be sickening.
On the large scale, I think girls are more perverted than guys. I'm saying this according to my experience with girls. Most girls admit that.

[juanantuna]

Do you realize what you are asking people? If you don't you are basically asking people how perverted they are. Funny maybe but you won't get a reply, its an awkward topic to talk so openly about. This is... a Naruto Anime Forum. :P lol

[ColleenS]

This is the NARUTO Anime forum. Please spam elsewhere.

[kingtz]

100/10.

[DukeAbercrombie]

...........

[KageNaruto]

itachi pic dude im more perverted dan u even!!!!!!! :oops:

[CRtwenty]

I'm frightened

[DJ Jaime]

This thread shouldn't be here.



And I'm perverted, any problem with that?

[DukeAbercrombie]

...........

[Divinedemon]

hmmmm id have to say that id really like to see tsunade making some exciting noises..... is that really wrong i ask. ahem i am a guy by the way

[bonkers]

hehe , there's nothing wrong with that , and , :oops: , i'm a pervert tooooo, and proud of it !
If guys weren't perverts , then there must either be something wrong with them , OR they are gay !
I vote for the second one ! :twisted:

[kingtz]

Bonkers, I LOVE your avatar!!!

You are my hero. lol :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[LuCas]

itachi pic dude im more perverted dan u even!!!!!!! :oops:

Sigh i remember you and your temari back then.

[nawar]

dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guess mine ;)

[Miso]

10!

[Hime_sama]

for those denying their pervertness... you guys are hypocrites! you all druel everytime you see bonkers or extra juicy fox's avatars! as for girls being more pervert than guys, no way! i wonder what kind of girl-friends you must have if they are more perverts than you????!!!!!!!! i'm a 4! i like seeing guys with hot bodies with no shirt on, but i don't like to see them on the discusting tiny swimsuit some guys use! and i like jiraiya and the monk from inuyasha, miroku, but i would beat the crap out of them if they'd spy on me or touched me!

[CRtwenty]

ITS AN ANIME FOR F*CKING CHRIST!!!!

HOW CAN YOU BE PERVERTED ABOUT THIS!!!!

The same reason you're using

BIG FREAKING LETTERS

[silentkill62696]

haha this is my first post n here i am talkin bout my pervertness (suits me). I like Bonkers' avatars too. Those fruits look very ripe n ready to pick. Well listenin to my reply u can probably guess i am a pervert too. However, its funni to hide it from gurls =P. I give myself a ratin of infinity/10

[bonkers]

Bonkers, I LOVE your avatar!!!

You are my hero. lol :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
for those denying their pervertness... you guys are hypocrites! you all druel everytime you see bonkers or extra juicy fox's avatars!
I like Bonkers' avatars too

LOL , thank you guys. THEY are pretty though !!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Narubi]

15.... nuh said

Edit: i can't see the pictures on the naruto stats page so how old is naruto?

[bonkers]

No one can !!!!

He's 13 , I THINK.

WRONG SECTION FOR THIS

[gossipmonger]

This is the NARUTO Anime forum. Please spam elsewhere.\

DUH...go somewhere else...

[saintangelz]

I am 10..lol..maybe more..but I love Ino and Temari..

[S.O.U.L]

well fer me its temari especially when she arrives to help shikamaru and in 135 WHOOO! shes hot.....wat can i say my pervert level has risen 2 points! ;-) !

[KageNaruto]

lucas yea im still crazy bout her, like hearin tsunades noises i wanna hear temaris

[KageNaruto]

bonkers im a fan of ur picture 2, they look sooooooooooooo good.............................lucky konohamaru...dam him....

[Narubi]

One word: EDIT

[Vishox]

well fer me its temari especially when she arrives to help shikamaru and in 135 WHOOO! shes hot.....wat can i say my pervert level has risen 2 points! ;-) !lol these japanese cartoons eh? they just blatantly encourage pervertedness. i guess kishimoto put tsunade in the series for a laugh, same as haku the he/she

[bonkers]

bonkers im a fan of ur picture 2, they look sooooooooooooo good.............................lucky konohamaru...dam him....

lol , thanks (:oops: oops , spam, gomen)

[venin]

well i have nothing against pervertness since i am one but i have no idea about my scale it is unmeasurable

[narutoIZZAbest]

lol Bap! I know for SURE that is a hentai pick! i mean, look at their faces! ^^;; you can really tell--

well anyways on the scale-- in about a 4 like Linda Lee-- i joke about that stuff sometimes but i dont really pay much attention to it--

sometimes its funny but theres this kid in my class-- he constantly makes perverted jokes-- which i find are really offending cuz they are usually relating to girls :P

meh, i dont care if guys continue looking at hentai-- as long as they dont make REALLY and i mean REALLY dumb stupid jokes >_> (ahem, the kid in my class!!!!!! )

[saintangelz]

Bonkers, I LOVE your avatar!!!

You are my hero. lol :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I agree..I love those tits man..seriously,Tsunade's tits are the hottest around in Konoha..

[u85329584]

I'm perverted. So a 10 would it beeeeee! :oops:

[S.O.U.L]

Hey guyz me im my level has become higher then jiraiya!!!!

[venin]

oh man that is scary

[badash]

perv lv 10

AHHH cursed perv taking over now at lv 100

AGGGHHHHHH MONSTER inside gets loose now lv 1000

I cant control it!!!!!!!!!!!

[bonkers]

lmao , that's sooooo funny !

[KageNaruto]

muhuhuhuhuh(evil laugh) my pervertedness has no just passed 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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[Forgotten Echoes]

bonkers/Kage Naruto I dont care what u say as lon as u keep posting so i can see ur signitures

(i guess that says it all bout me)

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

[S.O.U.L]

HAHAAHAAHA! nice sig kagenaruto! ;-)

[badash]

LOL I loved them 3 posts by KageNaruto


ha ha ha killer man REspect as allways

[bonkers]

What's wrong with my sig !

[suicidalc0kecan]

I'm frightened

you should be :wink:

[number1Rookie]

I have to give myself a 10. I am more of the hiden and not suspected pervert. You know what i mean. like whenever i am witha a girl i act knid but once i get to know them...... thats another story:)

[Dalcor]

What's wrong with my sig !

Nothing *Drool*XD


Uhhhhh how perverted am i.... sidways eight(infinite)/10 i mean my mind
is in the gutter 24/7 its scary insite my mind, you dont wanna know what
goes on there i mean hinata, sakura, tsunade, ino having fun 24/7....
hehe *drool*.

I am always writing SMUTS like Jiriya... i am a Super Pervert... I also like
watching girls play in waterfalls even though there are none around me but
if there were i would bring binoculars everyday....

uhh... think i got carried away hehe oh well...

[Megamoppy]

6-8 (not sure on how to rate myself on what scale).

[Hellchild915]

ahahahahahha I love it when people revive old threads aahahahah

well I think im normal

[Lost Prophet]

7. give or take. I dont go searching...wel, sometimes if its a real dull day, but if one s shown to me by someone else or by coincidence, I wont shudder or stare elsewhere...

[AK47]

10 but i don't know why you revived this thread
if you look on the first 3 pages it's just saying this thread is spam
seriously this doesn't relate to naruto anime

[KageNaruto]

10.... my fanfic should prove that....

but im a different type of pervertidness than usual... or maybe not.

i dunno! but 10

and actually a lot of girls are more perverted than guys

[-Masterofnaruto43-]

Ehhm i agree with these guys this topic shouldn't be here its silly but i think i will be a 5 NORMAL person.

[Valleyman]

I would go with 5 or 6.

['W']

1000 bazillion /10 :P

anyways not in public cause ya i'm not rude :P

[Lost Prophet]

wow, although spam, interesting topic...

[superkhanh0]

im a zero 0 guys :D

[Nova]

I admit it! I'm perverted! My joy is my curse, damn you testicles!

[SoldierFirstClass]

Im like kakashi. i keep it to myself. 4 i guess

[Chidongan]

yea i guess you could say im perverted. mostly around my friends though. if im with girls i try to control my self. but other times i just let it go and just say what i want in front of them.

[Nova]

same here, but don't you hate when it slips out of your mouth?

[Chidongan]

same here, but don't you hate when it slips out of your mouth?

no not really. nothing slips out of my mouth. i always say what i want. and girls just luagh cuase im the only one who actually says stuff like that to them.

[y.o.]

I watch alot of porn, but I dont peep at anything or anyone and alot of shit just dont even interest me like it does other people! And I get enough ass So unlike alot of you, theres no need for me to be a pervert, I got a feeling that the people that are a 10 are hinata fanboys!

[Chidongan]

ewww NO! i hate hinata.

[Pryce]

10 if you only knew some of the thoughs in my head






10.... my fanfic should prove that....

but im a different type of pervertidness than usual... or maybe not.

i dunno! but 10

and actually a lot of girls are more perverted than guys

I READ THAT that was like one of the best fanfics ever not joking

[y.o.]

what fanfic?? Were are they?

[gamamichi]

wahahaha nice poll kid

[gamamichi]

10, i love to see tsunade undress anko or shizune in a bed scene lesbian fight..actually i post this msge on a wrong thread..just some of my filthy fantasy.a mud wrestling will do...

[Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee]

OMG! There are so much hopeless people on this site, its insane, tons of geeky perv, lol, guys get a girl and stop playin by yourself!

[Sol]

In the imortal words of Jiraya the Sennin....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/Zero_Limits/SP.jpg

: P

[CRtwenty]

CR: This has nothing to do with the Naruto Anime, moved

[Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee]

Holy macro! You got mod powers now CR?

[Lost Prophet]

CR's a mod!!!YES!!!!!FINALLY, THE MAN HAS MADE IT TO THE TOP!!!!

[Sol]

Ya hes been a mod for at least a day or two. The Ascention thread below is the thread where he announced he got his powers.

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[AK47]

i would rate myself 9 because i give titty twisters to guys and pinch girl's booties
i also comment on how sexy everyone looks every day, and seduce them into my lair of pervertedness

[DJ Jaime]

Come on, everyone's perverted.. :?
So yes, I am perverted, but I think that's normal..

[Sol]

But chew on this. If we are all perverts...does that mean that we are normal? After all if the majority is perverted then what would be considered perverted? Deep. Try and figure that out. :D

[kjrav]

10 my friends 10.

[Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee]

You guys really need to get laid, a normal person isnt perv you idiots! Everybody aint a perv cause everybody aint as desperate as you guys! GEEKS! Lol.

[AK47]

you can be a perv during a hot skanky love scene

[animeking]

You guys really need to get laid, a normal person isnt perv you idiots! Everybody aint a perv cause everybody aint as desperate as you guys! GEEKS! Lol.


what how dare you im not desperate

*chases a girl and realizes she is 50 O_O*

thats not desperation anybody can make that mistake

*chases anouther one and realizes she is a little girl and i get shocked*

well anyone can make that mistake also

*gets pepper sprayed AHHH MY EYES*

alright its not funny *talks to a girl and she says im a nerd and walks away*

LOL :lol:

[kjrav]

You guys really need to get laid, a normal person isnt perv you idiots! Everybody aint a perv cause everybody aint as desperate as you guys! GEEKS! Lol.

I got laid yesterday but I'm still a perv.You can get laid alot and still be a perv.

[Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee]

Lol, well good for you, but i dont get why you guy seem to wanna be recognize so much as a perv, you talk like it was good, but its not.

[2Pac]

You guys really need to get laid, a normal person isnt perv you idiots! Everybody aint a perv cause everybody aint as desperate as you guys! GEEKS! Lol.

I got laid yesterday but I'm still a perv.You can get laid alot and still be a perv.good to know you got laid. i got laid by my mom when i was 1-7



laid down into bed by her ofcourse

[KageNaruto]

Lol, well good for you, but i dont get why you guy seem to wanna be recognize so much as a perv, you talk like it was good, but its not.

because we arent ashamed of our 'pervertiality'. lol its not like most of us show any signs of it though but were all super perverts on the inside

[Brock-lee]

I'm pretty sure I'm off the charts when it comes to being pervy...I'm cursed

[Techno Dude]

I rate 5

[uchiha_melody]

i tink am the most perveted Yaoi fangirl on chaos..i is *nods*

gay porn XQ_____________ __ _ _

[Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee]

LOL! Now i never thought that of you, lol, r girls more perveted than guys?

[Uchiha_Madara]

Im a nine I like hanging out in the girls bathroom after hokey practise *breathes deeply*
No I am so not perverted... even though I did the naruto personality test 3 times and got jiraiya each time 0_o

[E_Juva_Zio_Umm]

if i could 11 and maybe even 12 so there kjrav so there my friends 12 DA**IT

[regina777]

rank- 1. No need for pervetedness.

[Yuber]

65535/10 here. I still have the same ridiculously overactive sex drive i had when i was 11 and first discovered that white stuff would come out of my tool if i touched it enough. No peeking or any of that shit, but when i see a woman with a nice ass, i can't help but have an obvious bulge in my pants, and i'm not afraid to show that fact. If it were legal i'd just walk around naked most of the time.

[AK47]

lol!! i can't rate myself that high then
mine will probably be moreof 8 after hearing your story

[Bartimaeus]

AHAHA yuber, that's the most funy sexual texte I,ve ever seen, personally, I'd say 9, I trul;y enjoy watching women and girls (15 yrs old to 23 yrs old, no youngster, or too old even for my suporior mind)And I don't hide it, when I think a gurl is cute, I tell her, example, i went to restaurant, and the waitress was really cute, so i told her, here for the great job (5$) and here cause you're cute (5$) hehehe

[aki_san]

i give myself a 8/10

[Octo]

1/10,

I had a hot girl I knew from my school approach me and tell me they were really horny and wanted to have sex with me. I politely turned them down. I'm not perverted.

[animeking]

Im a nine I like hanging out in the girls bathroom after hokey practise *breathes deeply*
No I am so not perverted... even though I did the naruto personality test 3 times and got jiraiya each time 0_o

did to and it kept switching between kakashi and jiraya,but when i got jiraya i said all the answers honestly -_-

[Chris]

I'm off the chart, loves. :)

[NarutoNineTails]

pends...on the girl ;)

[Raki]

holy shizzz lol Bump!! I gotta revive this!

[Azure Wrath]

i have to be a 10/10 by now. no sex for a year....... im horny, ok?!??

[.Sage.]

I`d say...For me...It varies...I`m a teenage boy going through puberty...What do you expect?
3/10-9/10

[Techno Dude]

Probably 4

[JoshAries]

7. Yeah, yeah, definately a 7.

[Anna Hatake]

2............unless the senior i like is around..........then 5

[spacecadet319]

10/10 son u dont wanna know. cause yo, ur bitch wants to be wit da god.

[Nova]

6, yeah......

[Chidongan]

i'm around a 8.7 or 9.3, usually within that range.

[Techno Dude]

10/10 son u dont wanna know. cause yo, ur bitch wants to be wit da god.

relax holla-back gangster don't bend me over

[Flyin]

i'm around a 8.7 or 9.3, usually within that range.

HA! That's a lie and you know it!

11/10!

And all the women that know me can attest to this!

[dead presidents]

lmao.. i would say 5/10

[superkhanh0]

im around 2.0 or 9.6

[Hellchild915]

my goes up and down from time to time but it never goes over 7

[Bartimaeus]

my girlfriend says I'm 9/10

I say I'm 12/10

[Techno Dude]

kk, mine is now 7/10

[Spangle]

??? im about a 7/10 :D

[King Vamp]

Normal 14 year old kids. about a 5/10

[Drunken_Master_Rock_Lee]

Sigh, lets say average, 5/10, id say im not a pervert, I love women boooootay and sexuality without it being pervertion, you know...

[NMK]

Personally I'd say 6.5/10 but most people propably thinks that I'm around 15/10 lol

[Spangle]

I have a question. If you were at the pool with you friend and her boob fell out of her top. What would you do?

A. Tell her and block her from the view of other guys while she fixes it.

B. Keep looking and not tell her.

C. Pretend it never happened.

[Jey]

it was 9.9 but I had to cut it down to 5.9 because my girlfriend would totally freak with my jokes. hehehe she would kill me. V.V

[Raki]

6.5 now but when im in the mood to "noodle the chicken" , then it skyrockets to 1000/10

[NMK]

You just made me puke :O

[Ero-marmot]

sometimes i feel like 1000/10 anyway it's an average of 9/10 =D

[Fool Of Doom]

ehh im only 14... 6/10

[DaleNothus]

Depends. It varies from 9/10 all the way to around 15/10 depending on my mood

[C120]

9/10... lol... i still have 1%...

[Pryce]

10/10 I have like 30 "flicks" in my collection

[C120]

ooooohhhhh.... 30 "flicks" *drool*

[bonkers]

umm.... 1/10

If anyone believes that, then they're a fool. Look at this topic and decide for yourself !!!
http://forum.narutochaos.com/showthread.php?t=2902&page=54

[Xlayer]

most of the time its like 4/10, yet it goes to 9/10 sometimes

[Mousie]

There are no numbers than can show how pervy Mousie can be ^^

[fangsoflight]

im as close to 8 as i can see or get or something

[Flyin]

There are no numbers than can show how pervy Mousie can be ^^

6.9? Does that work?

[narutoIZZAbest]

uhh.. only 6 for me. i can be pretty pervy... but not as much as some people.

[CS2-Sasuke]

to perverted for numbers itself

[Chidongan]

I don't believe in numbers, but on a scale of 1 - 10 i'm 'rape!'

[rKAnIMe]

8.5/10.
I find most perverted jokes funny.
I make perverted comments a lot.
I find something perverted in almost anything.
I'd say more but you said unexplicit haha.

[1.M]

I don't want to say 10 when everyone God well knows I can be at such a level if I didn't hide it in a tightly wrapped, and concealed little jar that is hidden deep within myself, who in turn is sealed into the core of the earth.

So . . . I'll say 9.9. hehe :D

[Nick]

I don't think I'm on the charts anymore... traditional porn no longer turns me on... Seriously.

[KS07]

Hmm... in numbers is hard... I can be when I want. It comes from my friend who is the biggest perve on this planet. He reminds me of Chido!

8/10

[oipotty]

uh... i wasted a day once just to see wat color this girl's panties were.
1000000000/10

[darkangelvampire]

hehe mine is 0/10

[.Sage.]

I`d say...6/10...I wonder if people know the difference between being a pervert and being horny...

[Chidongan]

I don't think I'm on the charts anymore... traditional porn no longer turns me on... Seriously.

Ditto for me.

I need a larger scale.

And better porn.

[MrUseless]

I'm probably a 3/10 on pervy scale... too much s**t thats out there makes me sick...

[Chidongan]

I'm probably a 3/10 on pervy scale... too much s**t thats out there makes me sick...

Kinky sex?

I love them whips and leather.

Chains do it for me too. ^_^

You have a sister?

[MrUseless]

Kinky sex?

I love them whips and leather.

Chains do it for me too. ^_^

You have a sister?

I don't mind whips and leather, its just... too much disturbing stuff out there, there is no need to see ever some of the filth they trap you into when your trying to look at normal, decent pornography!!

and yes, I have 2 sisters...

[Chidongan]

I don't mind whips and leather, its just... too much disturbing stuff out there, there is no need to see ever some of the filth they trap you into when your trying to look at normal, decent pornography!!

and yes, I have 2 sisters...

Mmmm. Really?

And how old might they be?

Just curiousity.

*purrs*

[MrUseless]

Mmmm. Really?

And how old might they be?

Just curiousity.

*purrs*

22 and 24... but they have 4 kids between them ;)

*and no, I'm not telling you who has how many*

[Chidongan]

22 and 24... but they have 4 kids between them ;)

*and no, I'm not telling you who has how many*

How old are the kids?

;)

[Near]

LMFAO lol what u going to do if he told u what their age was...

[Lukasz]

hehe mine is 0/10

i really doubt that ;) you are just afraid to release your instincts.
but when that happens, god have mercy on that poor man soul (and body)


i around 8/10. depends on the mood.

[Near]

lol 7/10 for me

[Lukasz]

LMFAO lol what u going to do if he told u what their age was...

You really don't want to know... and for your own safety it is better than you won't know.

[Kumo]

9/10 for me. Girls are so... *starts to drool*

*gets hit over the head by someone* (thought i'd save em the trouble)

[Gabe Rod]

8/10 or 9/10 like everyone says depends on the girl.

[darkangelvampire]

i really doubt that ;) you are just afraid to release your instincts.
but when that happens, god have mercy on that poor man soul (and body)


i around 8/10. depends on the mood.

youre right its like 9/10

[Chidongan]

LMFAO lol what u going to do if he told u what their age was...

Well I'd start by luring them into my home with various chocolates and candies. Then I'd let them play outside a little bit so they get nice and dirty. I would then propose that they take a bath, all in hopes of seeing they're baby smooth asses. I'd offer to help them bathe, and bask in their sweet fragrances. Then while they sit down to dry, I'd put on some Teletubies for them, and when the time is right, I'd f*** the sh*t out of 'em.

^_^


Slightly off topic:

Why do people think of me as a perv? I'm beyond that. I think I deserve my own word by now. >_>

[Arty]

You are " The desire "

Id say im about 7/10 :) Depends on the girl. If shes asian 9/10 in most cases.

[Sasukemania]

Mm, its hard to describe who's perverted and who's not these days... Well i don't usually find perverted (sexual or other) jokes really funny, i almost never talk about women with friends using slang language, like "look her huge... i want to put some butter on it and...". And i'm not so much kinky. Some girls can drive me crazy but i always keep my coolness. Dunno. But i guess i have a really twisted side too: 9/10

[Chidongan]

Mm, its hard to describe who's perverted and who's not these days... Well i don't usually find perverted (sexual or other) jokes really funny, i almost never talk about women with friends using slang language, like "look her huge... i want to put some butter on it and...". And i'm not so much kinky. Some girls can drive me crazy but i always keep my coolness. Dunno. But i guess i have a really twisted side too: 9/10

Yeah same here. I don't really like degrading women by talking about their 'assests'. I'm a perv in the sense that I talk about women in general, not specific ones.

[Sasukemania]

Yeah same here. I don't really like degrading women by talking about their 'assests'. I'm a perv in the sense that I talk about women in general, not specific ones.

By don't degrade women by talking in public about their "assests" doesn't mean that we don't think about them or that they leave us cold of course^^

[Arty]

Boobs are just boobs.

If i rly wanted them id just go find some lonely chika who has NEVER had sex in her life and hasnt even seen her pussy in 10 years!.

[ihc]

I think I might be like a 4 or around there...
I dunno, I can be a bit perverted sometimes >.<

[Irv]

boobs=good:thumb:

i think that im a 8/10:banana:

[Eyeshield 21]

Depends.. on horny days.. 100/10

On normal days.. 7/10

[Arty]

Depends on the person im with <.< When im alone with my love =) Im more than this forum can handle.

[Dream Catcher]

hm... prolly a 10/10 all the time HAHAHH sometimes i have to refrain myself though ... especially when im with Arty *lick*

[Arty]

Yehh <.< When im with Dream i need to have him cuffed... Not cause i like it kinky -_- its just protective meazures.

[Dream Catcher]

I know im a handful Arty, but other times im gentle (like when u drug me)

[MiMi_Chan]

Hmm seeing as we don't really have a scale of what most numbers mean, I guess it's all up to the person, a 7 to one may be a 9 to another XD

Personally, I do find some perverted jokes funny, and I have to admit, I do find a a nice body quite attractive(whether male or female XD, but in the female case it's mostly an "ah she looks good"). I won't stay I stare at the beach but I don't ignore the view either.... :p

Guess I'd give myself a 7/10 in general :D

[toriodoshi]

Hahhahahaha. 8/10.
Enough said.

[Arty]

So , i think we should make a scale standard.

Like -

Masturbates 1-2 times a week = 1 Point

Masturbates 2-5 times a week = 2 Points

Masturbates 4-7 times a week = 3 Points

Masturbates 7 - 11 times a week = 4 Points

Masturbates 11 - infinite number of times a week = 5 Points

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Gets aroused by seeing someone of the other sex in a suggestive pose and naked = 1 Point

Gets aroused by seeing someone of the other sex in a suggestive pose dressed = 2 Points

Gets aroused by seeing someone of the other sex naked = 3 Points

Gets aroused by seeing someone of the other sex = 4 Points

Gets aroused by seeing something move = 5 Points

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Thinks about sex atleast once a day = 1 Point

Thinks about sex atleast 10 times a day = 2 Points

Thinks about sex atleast 30 timse a day = 3 Points

Thinks about sex atleast 70 times a day = 4 Points

Thinks about sex atleast infinite number of times a day = 5 Points

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Thinks about undressing someone of the other sex a few times per day = 1 Point

Thinks about undressing someone of the other sex many times per day = 2 Points

Thinks about undressing someone , male or female a few times per day = 3 Points

Thinks about undressing someone , male or female many times per day = 4 Points

Wants to rip the cloth of every living being = 5 Points.

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Has peeked atleast once in your life = 1 Point

Has peeked a few times in his life = 2 Points

Has peeked many times in his life = 3 Points

Takes a peek everyday = 4 Points

Does not peek , just stares = 5 Points

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This is 1-25 points.

You can add 5 extra if you feel something is missing but write that specific thing in your post.

I thought id be more but it turns out im only about 10/25

So i would be 0.4 - Aka 4/10

[toriodoshi]

Wow arty, I dont even masturbate. I just take a lot of things the wrong way and make jokes about it... Not to mention how Im extremely open minded about things. x]

[Lukasz]

Wow arty, I dont even masturbate. I just take a lot of things the wrong way and make jokes about it... Not to mention how Im extremely open minded about things. x]

eh... not healthy... not healthy at all.

and i got 11/25

what about watching porn, making perverted jokes?

[Arty]

The above is right.

[toriodoshi]

Tampons are my enemy. We shall never be friends. How do you think I feel about manly members... xD

Anyways, now that you guys place it that way.... I guess im a 5/10

[Kristi]

hmm...well when i had my tennisballs for gym this morning i did ask my friend steph if she wanted to play with my balls >_> (even tho i dont have any XP) so in general tho id say im a 7

[partlink1]

I'd say 8/10, but thats just because i'm forward, most people are 10/10's they just never speak their mind, like me and my freind were walking down my school hallway, and his girlfriend talking about food, she goes ya i put ranch dressing on everything.

guess what I said and you get a cookie or 5 if you get it word for word

cookie prize does not exist this is just a friendly reminder from your friends at friendlys

[Lukasz]

on a dildo??

[MiMi_Chan]

Arty's test is flawed!! I scored 18/25 XD lol just kidding, but I'll keep my actual score to myself :p

Also, I don't think "sexual connotation" should be directly associated with pervertness seeing as society today has almost banalized sexuality through media.

Believe it or not, there was actually a time where the word "balls" when said by a man had little sexual connotation for most. Or perhaps a better example is the nice usage of words like "cream"(ok so I said I like cream, I do!!!...on cake! !:p) or "swallow" *cough*

[Lukasz]

forgive me please...

"I swallowed so much cream yesterday that some of it went through my nose. I started laughing and dropped my balls"

[partlink1]

you are forgiven, now forgive me, ultimate pervert time,

"He shot so much cream at her, that she couldn't help but let his balls go"

[MiMi_Chan]

LOL @ both of your innuendos :D XD :D

Here, I'll try my hand without necessarily saying a "innuendo word"

Me and my friend where once talking together and one of my guy friends overheard our conversation(I'm the second person :p):

"Man that thing is so big, did if really fit into your mouth?"
"Yeah surprisingly, not to mention it actually tasted pretty good."
"Did you swallow?"
"Well of course I did, what do you want me to do? Puke it out?"
"Well a lot of girls wouldn't have swallowed that..."
"And did you manage to swallow it all?"
"I had my doubts, but I managed to, and I was very satisfied with it all"

Needless to say he went away and didn't want to look at me straight in the eyes when we next met(actually, he didn't want to for a few times XD)

Oh and before you ask, we were talking about a Big Mac

[Lukasz]

wait... she put whole big mac in her mouth?

thats impressive!

[MiMi_Chan]

wait... she put whole big mac in her mouth?

thats impressive!

Well I didn't take the whole thing in my mouth, but I took a very large bite out of it, which is what surprised my friend, seeing as
a)she's afraid of fast food,
b)she takes rabbit bites :p

[Lukasz]

again...


"wow. that girl can swallow!"

[Dream Catcher]

Deepthorating is not always that great.... ppl overrate it :p

[Eyeshield 21]

Deepthorating is not always that great.... ppl overrate it :p

Are you telling me, that you dont like a woman to get on her knees and gag her and make tears come out while you enjoy an orgasm?!?!?!

[Dream Catcher]

Are you telling me, that you dont like a woman to get on her knees and gag her and make tears come out while you enjoy an orgasm?!?!?!

I said sometimes !! lol ... sometimes a nice soft bj is what get the job done...
but i dont see a problem with flipping the girl on her back and bending her head back and gagging her ... ;)

[Dream Catcher]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t225/marc_drew/jimcarey.gif

[Lukasz]

i see double post. I curse you with "no sex for next ten months" er... curse.


i am a bit perverted but most of the time i need to control myself to not embarrass or offend somebody.

[Araceli]

I'd rate myself about a 7 or 8. I read and think about things I shouldn't. Like yaoi, lots and lots of yaoi, the rare yuri I like, and finally, gender bending as many characters as long as they are not marry sues.

[Dream Catcher]

yoi is sick...

but imma perfect 10 outta 10

[Araceli]

yoi is sick...

Don't say that!!!

Yaoi is the act of turning a hot bishie into a smexy, hot, sometimes humourous, drool worthy, and just all around just kissable, rapeable/fuckable man-slut!!! Anyone is a target for yaoi!! Bitter enemies and good friends alike could turn into the most mysterious, cutest, smexyest, darkest, and just all around HOT pairings.

Take Haseo and Skeith from .hack//G.U. Those two make the HOTTEST pairing EVEH!!!! But, no one can beat Sasunaru... :D :D :D

Haseo and Ovan are the most mysteroious pairing ever..... I don't know how, those two just click in a mysterious way...

O.M.G. I'm getting a nosebleed just thinking about it..... I'm such a yaoi fangirl......

[Dream Catcher]

well im not a yoi fan-BOY for a few reasons and i dont think i should name them :p

[Lukasz]

but you don't have anything against yuri

[Dream Catcher]

Im guessing Yuri is femal on female.. lets just put it this way.. i would rather see a man and a woman romance than a yuri but not as much as i dont wanna see yoi...

[Araceli]

Yuri is an O.K. pairing. As long as the two just click in some ways, it's okay.

The only pairing I don't like are the one's that involve incest or directly have rape in it (like if they state the rape scene and you can tell it's a rape in the first sentence). I hate those with a passion. I swear, if I find one, I will flame them. Rape, incest, and/or two or more people just don't mix....

[Chidongan]

Don't say that!!!

Yaoi is the act of turning a hot bishie into a smexy, hot, sometimes humourous, drool worthy, and just all around just kissable, rapeable/fuckable man-slut!!! Anyone is a target for yaoi!! Bitter enemies and good friends alike could turn into the most mysterious, cutest, smexyest, darkest, and just all around HOT pairings.

Take Haseo and Skeith from .hack//G.U. Those two make the HOTTEST pairing EVEH!!!! But, no one can beat Sasunaru... :D :D :D

Haseo and Ovan are the most mysteroious pairing ever..... I don't know how, those two just click in a mysterious way...

O.M.G. I'm getting a nosebleed just thinking about it..... I'm such a yaoi fangirl......

Wait! Wait!

Anyone can be a target for yaoi? Hmm.

I think I'm gonna write a fanfic about you and my neighbors three dogs.

Should be interesting. ^_^

but imma perfect 10 outta 10

So if you're a 10/10, does that make me more than perfect?

I'm confuzzled.

[Toxic Anarch]

Yaoi... things that make you go.. buuuh.. and I don't even want to discuss Yuri... i looked some yuri up after i found out what it was from a friend... GOD NO!! I'm all for chick on chick.... but the girl had a dick, THATS NOT SEXY!!

Ok.. sorry, had to get that out of the way. Perverted?? Me? Meh.. I'm a guy.. So i would say average.. 5-6 maybe.. I won't deny it, but i can control it.. to an extent lol.

[land Kraken]

Me... I;d have to say somewhere around... maybe... a 5... a 4... A bit less than average, I'd say... don't expect that to last that long though...

[Toxic Anarch]

Me... I;d have to say somewhere around... maybe... a 5... a 4... A bit less than average, I'd say... don't expect that to last that long though...

especially when you have friends like tew and I on the other forums.. we don't help much keeping people's mind "clean"...

But who wants to be "clean"... that's no fun... everyone is dirty to some extent, I know women that are even more perverted than I, man i love it...

[Arty]

Ive past the point of dead down there <.<

i wonder if i can grow plants.

[Nanashi777]

Do you realize what you are asking people? If you don't you are basically asking people how perverted they are. Funny maybe but you won't get a reply, its an awkward topic to talk so openly about. This is... a Naruto Anime Forum. :P lol

Oh really? I'm perfectly ok with it. I got pretty excited when I saw this. Not sure why? Maybe cuz I'm a 6/10 :thumb: