CONDUMICUS, DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE

[barg_n_mart]

I moved the story from the AnyThing section. But, here it is, Condumicus!




The Birth of Condumicus – Episode 1

T’was a glorious day for the Earth (nice word huh?). The person who would soon become hero of the Earth was born. Since the story of the birth is so vague, there are many versions of his birth story. One of them say that when he popped out of his mother’s womb, he slid across the floor and fell down a flight of stairs. Another version states that he had a crystal in his “private” area (dubbed “Area 51). That kind of explains his superpowers.

What ARE his superpowers? We will get on with that in episode 3. Anyway, he was named Condumicus because on that same day, the condom was invented! People thought of this as a pornographic name, but his parents didn’t care. They thought Condumicus was a SPLENDID name (they must’ve been sluts). As Condumicus aged, he became more powerful, more smarter, more SEXIER (not). But someone despised his existence. Someone from the future…

This is a special premiere, so episode 2 is right below this post.

[barg_n_mart]

Well, here's episode 2, as promised!



The Man From the Future – Episode 2

Year 2025, Orbital Space Bridge orbiting Earth

“Regis, we have stability with gate AO125. Preparing to launch in T-minus 120.” “Good,” the buff man replied. “…3, 2, 1, GO! All systems checked and stabilized: go! Fuel tanks and coolant tanks filled for travel: GO! Main computer error reporting check completed: GO!” As the ship releases from the port area, Regal braces himself for simulated G force 3 impact. The ship accelerates into a time-space wormhole, and it suddenly disappears.

Present day 2005

“Condumicus, be careful when you’re in the woods,” his Mom said. “Sure, Mom!” he replied. As he exited, he heard a commotion outside. He ran to the scene as fast as he can. When he arrived, he saw something he could not comprehend with his mind. A spaceship! Suddenly, the hatch of the ship opened and out came a man. The people gasped. They thought it was an alien from the future. But no; it was a human. “WHERE IS CONDUMICUS,” the man shouted. “I HAVE COME TO KILL HIM.”



Come back in 3 days for the new episode, Condumicus = Suffering

[Lukasz]

again. you can double post in this section if you are posting chapters. it is easier to read them.

[Liquid-Fusion]

sry i never new that
(and good story)

[barg_n_mart]

thx