Simpsons fans! Post your fave quote!

[BlueSpider]

Saw this thread on another forum and had me remembering all my fav simpsons moments. So i thought id start one here
Mine:
Homer: "Moe I need your advice."
Moe: "Yeah?"
Homer: "You see, I've got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo."
Moe: "That's the worst name I've ever heard."
*crying*
Barney: "Hey, Joey Joe Joe!"

Music Class : Lisa likes Nelson
Milhouse: No she doesn't!
Music Class: Milhouse likes Lisa
Janey: No he doesn't!
Music Class: Janey likes Milhouse
Ooter: No she doesn't!
Music Class: Ooter likes Milhouse
Music Teacher: Nobody likes Milhouse!!!!!

Homer: BART YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEYMASK!!!

Homer:Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

[wolfcow]

mmmm chocolate... DOP... mmmm chocolate... DOP... Marge, i think we're out of chocolate ice cream! DOP!

[ScareCrow]

the funniest scene EVER

I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!I am evil HOMER!!!!!

its so damn funny :)

[mizugakuremaru]

Homer: The first step towards failure is trying, so if you dont try You'll never fail.

Homer: Man, Ive seen teams suck before but they must be the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Bob Dole: Actually Bob dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole, Bob Dole!

[BlueSpider]

Lisa: Willy! Dont do it!
Groundskeeper Wille: (attacking bart) Away with ya! I hafta finish im off! While im still temporarily insane!!!!

[ScareCrow]

Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

Homer: "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? R U Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)

Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure."

i agree with the last one too... lol ...anyway...nice Ashitaka sig...the movie was awesome....but for ur sig, whos that white guy on the right...

[vegita625]

Homer: The first step towards failure is trying, so if you dont try You'll never fail.

Homer: Man, Ive seen teams suck before but they must be the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Bob Dole: Actually Bob dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole, Bob Dole!
One of the people that was in my high school marching band along with me constantly told her section that they were the "suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked" so that they'd never get cocky enough to stop trying (we competed, yes, marching bands compete, get over it, we were better in our competitions than all but one of our sports teams in their respective competitions/games). She said it all the time, just so her section wouldn't relax and all that. My old marching band instructor still thinks she made that up on the spot, even after being told several times that it's from the Simpsons.

[Momochi_Zabuza]

Homer: SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!

...No comment...

[K3V]

Doctor Nick: "Hi Everybody!"

Everybody: "Hi Doctor Nick!"

only character I like in the simpsons... :P

[ZrAeNiAn]

the Quotes from bart chalkboard writings they are always funny :P

some examples:

THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE

I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART

I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY

BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

I CAN'T SEE DEAD PEOPLE

-Zr-

[Named]

<Random security guards watching Bart moon the camera from the security room>
"We got a trouble maker in booth 8"
"Wait a minute..."
<little girl on another monitor>
"Those aren't the socks she came in with!"
"Let's roll..."
<arm themselves with shotguns and charge out the room>

Oh! And the candy convention...

Homer: "See you in hell, candy boys!"
<slow motion dive>

There are many others, but they've escaped from my memory :(

[TheImprisonedOne]

Chief Wiggum eats some Tomacco.

"This tastes like crap! Give me more..."

[Kokoro]

Excellent...
excellent...
excellent...
Exactly!!!... :shock: :D

yeah moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! Ive seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked

[Mitch]

Marge: But I want to snuggle with the man I married, Homer simpson, not Max Power.

Homer: You don't snuggle with max power, you strap on and feel the g's!




Homer: I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman!

[Named]

<Homer and Marge looking at wedding cake couple in freezer>
"So full of hope and ambition..."
"Hey Marge, wouldn't it be funny if they had little parties at night... -wee little parties-!"
"I'm going to bed..."
<closes door almost completely before yanking it open>
"GOTCHYAaawwwww...."

[Cyx]

<robot on fire bursting out of a burning building>
why am i programmed to feel pain!?

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Bart: have you seen my dog?

Willie: aye i've seen your dog & ate him!

Bart: you ate my dog?!

Willie: aye & i ate the mess he made on the carpet too!

[Crimson King]

"Ha ha."

[ScareCrow]

"Doh!"

[BlueSpider]

Lougash: Think of floor is full of snakes....you fall....THEY KILL YOU!!!!! Relax....relax....SNAKES!!!!

Lougash:You all great cats back for everyone
Girl: I had a dog....
Lougash: Its cat now!!!!

[Sunagakuremaru]

Let's see...

Krusty: No one likes a Bipolar clown! "*laughs, cries, laughs cries...*

"Excelent.... *hiss*"
"Next!"
"Exc...el-ent."
"Next!"
"Excactly... heheh.. D'Oh!"
"Next!!"
"Exelente!"
"Es muy bueno."

And the best ever..

Sea Captain: "Y'arr... I'm.. not attractive..."

[giggle_fairy]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.



Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)




Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."



Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.


That'll do for now.