the n00b hunt

thats right THE n00b hunt section is here, post about what ever you find n00b in gaming, whether it be a game itself, or the players within it, screen up , chat up whatever you like :) n00b ownage is also a nice addition if you so wish so enjoy

[timeformydeath]

Timeformydeath short list of 25 Newb laws (not always accurate)
Some people can be noobs for years somehow maybe because many see newbs as anyone with a skill level lower than theirs
This isnt a newb only list it is also a plz do not do list

1. Noobs saying your cheating like every time they lose
2. When people call others a Noob for no apparent reason
3. People who seem not to know what they are doing yet ask for no help
4. People that chat too much in a live-action type game with constant action
5. Anyone who doesnt know what is chatting
6. Leaving when the team is losing or switching teams to win
7. Having no idea what the meaning of team is
8. Thinking Lag is a new muscial group
9. No knowledge of things such as lol, afk, brb, and so on
10. Anyone who cheats to beat a game
11. Anyone who has no idea that there is such a thing as cheats
12. Spawn Campers
13. People who kill their own teammates fo fun
14. People who give up faster than it takes to type this out
15. Leeching like crazy off someone else for long periods of time
16. Item stealing-blocking revive points
17. Helping no one, but themselves
18. Typing the same thing over and over otherwise known as spaming
19. People that play music in the game and need to be banned or kicked because they wont stop for any reason
20. People who edit maps for an advantage
21. Hacking, Hacking, Hacking
22. Games that offer no difficulty rating
23. People that purposely guard the entrance to an important mission so that you can't enter (they are on your team...)
24. People that lure enemies to you like crazy
25. People that purposely make the game slower

[temjinxzarron]

Well... that's my cousin right there. I think that he covers all 25 no. on you list.

[Dweezil]

alot of people can relate to all 25... especially anyone that plays FPSers

[TheImprisonedOne]

8. Thinking Lag is a new muscial group
Muscial sounds like some weird disease or something equally disgusting.

[Dizzyroadkill]

what about.. noobs... that call other noobs, noobs to make themselves feel not like a noob, lol

[Deathfire]

N00bs think that potions and ethers are eternal...-_-

Oh, and about FPS's...I played an arcade version of "Star Wars: The Trilogy" in Chuck E. Cheese's today! XD I beat 2/3 levels!!! XD

[Raistlin]

Getting scammed.

[Pervyshinin]

what about.. noobs... that call other noobs, noobs to make themselves feel not like a noob, lol

hahah. yea that would cover about half of the population of the forums in the world.

[katonkage]

how to spot an noob in halo: they run straight for the tank everytime they respawn

[TheImprisonedOne]

Spotting a n00b in Baldur's Gate and Baldur's Gate II: They don't know the names of their characters.

[Lixie]

OH geez. The funniest noob responses:

- Waaah I'm not used to your controller man.
- Oh this game sucks, I'm not playing.
- STOP SHOOTING MEEEE!!
- STOP KILLING MEE!! JESUS CHRIST AT LEAST LET ME GET UP! YOU'RE SUCH A CHEAPASS.

No joke. OH yes, the last one has to be the most retarded in my opinion.

[TheImprisonedOne]

- STOP KILLING MEE!! JESUS CHRIST AT LEAST LET ME GET UP! YOU'RE SUCH A CHEAPASS.

No joke. OH yes, the last one has to be the most retarded in my opinion.
That may be true, but it is really frustrating to get your ass kicked over and over again.

[Lixie]

Hmmm I suppose... I've never had the experience before. If there was a game I wasn't good at, then I wouldn't give myself a chance to get my ass kicked over and over again.

[TheImprisonedOne]

Hmmm I suppose... I've never had the experience before. If there was a game I wasn't good at, then I wouldn't give myself a chance to get my ass kicked over and over again.
Even if you really liked a game, you would just stop playing? But then you wouldn't get better, so you would never have a chance of not getting your ass kicked.

[SRVG]

noobs are people that are at home all day long and are behind a pc all day long screaming at other people becose the are not gamers and if the where at my house and start screaming to my pc the wont life to see tomorow.
and dont say that all noobs are bad some are just frustraded of the game the have a crapy job and are sick of this life and if you dont win than in a stuppid game. the get mad like me i burn the house down three times last summer.
and we all are noobs at some point.
and we started all as noobs.
the first time that i did a game online i was 12 and i was a noob 2.
butt if your 22 and you cant play a good game and you cheat that's a noob.

[Haearnbran]

I hate it when noobs complain about spawn killing IF they start out with a weapon.

[Lixie]

Even if you really liked a game, you would just stop playing? But then you wouldn't get better, so you would never have a chance of not getting your ass kicked.

LOL that's why I play by myself if I suck and want to get better at something.

[thompkinsbrian]

best way to gte better is get your ass kicked for a while. the fastest way to the top is play those at the top

[TheImprisonedOne]

Even if you really liked a game, you would just stop playing? But then you wouldn't get better, so you would never have a chance of not getting your ass kicked.

LOL that's why I play by myself if I suck and want to get better at something.
But what if it's not your game, but your friend's. Then you can't play by yourself.