Man has sex with 400 cows

[Karin<3]

Link:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1517629.ece

A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows. The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.
Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.
But police say it is even more bizarre.
They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.
Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.
Police found another packet on him when they arrested him."
"Paraizo, of Aragoiania, in central Brazil, told reporters he can’t have sex with women since sexual abuse as a teenager.
“I tried once but couldn’t do it. I only feel like it if it’s a cow or a horse.”
He added: “I need to stop doing this rubbish. I want treatment.”
Police chief Alvaro Cassio dos Santos said: “We estimate he killed around four hundred cows in the last four years.
“At first we thought it was part of some black magic ritual as neither the meat nor the skin were taken away.”
Paraizo could get up to five years in jail for material damages against local farmers.

Ehmm yeah....

[spacecadet319]

looks to me like he wanted to get caught... I mean he must have been really troubled to have sex with cows but why kill them? Good thing he let out his "demons" on cows and not people like some other individuals often do.

Also, I spend a shit-load of money in Vegas and now I gotta get back to work.

[blind]

I wonder what he does with the eyes...and what kind of cookies he eats...

[Arty]

So thats illegal...

I see....

<.<

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

So thats illegal...

I see....

<.<

It's legal in Amsterdam.

Edit: The sex that is, the killing wouldn't be. Also, he didn't own the cows he violated lol.

Edit2: It's legal in Denmark too!

[-Erios-]

Woahh!! that is something you dont see everyday

.........

the man must be a pro now

[Dream Catcher]

I bet it was Arty in disguise

[Pryce]

wheres the beef

[estranged]

reminds me of the time me and my friend failed to locate a cow's vagina

[KageNaruto]

5 years in jail? He should get 20 in a mental institution. And nobody argue with me on this, nobody in the right mind would deflower the majestic creatures known as cows.

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

5 years in jail? He should get 20 in a mental institution. And nobody argue with me on this, nobody in the right mind would deflower the majestic creatures known as cows.

According to wiki, sex with a cow results in a more severe punishment in India than sex with a goat...

[ACPRO]

According to wiki, sex with a cow results in a more severe punishment in India than sex with a goat...

har har, i knew some jackass would bring that up.

[the lost shinobi]

well that makes sense since many people in India are Hindus and the Cow (or the bull? not sure really, but one or the other) is sacred to the Hindu Religion.

It's not like they have a value chart for how bad it is to violate certain animals.

[Sakuno]

Poooor cows -_-

[Erotique]

Hmm... I just never thought of that "possibilities"...

Interesting... interesting indeed...

[-Erios-]

1st http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00547/cow_682_547367a.jpg

2nd http://andrewgriffithsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cow-blog.jpg

3rd http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/HappyCow.jpg

[KageNaruto]

1st http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00547/cow_682_547367a.jpg

2nd http://andrewgriffithsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cow-blog.jpg

3rd http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/HappyCow.jpg


4th
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk159/maratkh/cow_800.jpg

5th
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk159/maratkh/438840178_3e2ce4a584.jpg

6th (the penis has been censored into a hand holding a flower)
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk159/maratkh/2522183145_f6bc23acef.jpg

7th
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk159/maratkh/752971781_bd1b95cbb8.jpg


I wonder, can we find enough cow expressions to reach 400?

[-Erios-]

lolwat
you serious!!!
thats alot of cows but./.....

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

#5 looks like she likes it.

[Dream Catcher]

lol, for you nerds out there

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/talktomike/math-jokes-are-never-funny.gif

[Steel Paladin]

he must of ben really high & lonley but he had fun probally but still sick

[Anthony Uchiha]

Is this for real? :D He must have been feeling really and I mean really hyper :D and therefore he decided to do it woth the first thing he saw infront of him and that was cow. Can you blame him :D

[KageNaruto]

Is this for real? :D He must have been feeling really and I mean really hyper :D and therefore he decided to do it woth the first thing he saw infront of him and that was cow. Can you blame him :D

By hyper... do you mean horny? I have never met somebody who wants to have sex when they are hyper.

Have they done a psychoanalysis on this guy yet? If there is actually a formula to the way his brain works it would be incredibly scary. If they just determine he snapped and part of him went crazy it wouldn't be as scary.

Because if you take this act seriously, it's actually not funny in one bit. Just think of yourself enjoying raping and mutilating animals for pleasure.

[sasuke123uchiha]

it looks like that he wanted attention like the one he's getting right now

[KageNaruto]

it looks like that he wanted attention like the one he's getting right now

You think he would do something like that just for attention?

[sasuke123uchiha]

some crazy people will

[Anthony Uchiha]

By hyper... do you mean horny? I have never met somebody who wants to have sex when they are hyper.

Have they done a psychoanalysis on this guy yet? If there is actually a formula to the way his brain works it would be incredibly scary. If they just determine he snapped and part of him went crazy it wouldn't be as scary.

Because if you take this act seriously, it's actually not funny in one bit. Just think of yourself enjoying raping and mutilating animals for pleasure.

First of all with hyper I meant Horny yes. I personally think that this guy escaped from a hospital for mental people.
Second what I found funny wasn't what he did but with how many cows he did it.

[Steel Paladin]

thats still bad if he dat horny get a hooker or something

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

thats still bad if he dat horny get a hooker or something

He is obviously a zoophiliac.

Edit: The killing suggests saddo-masochistic tendencies as well.

[KageNaruto]

He is obviously a zoophiliac.

Edit: The killing suggests saddo-masochistic tendencies as well.

Who also likes to mutilate them while having sex with them. Makes it that much worse.

EDIT: Darn your edit! But yeah, this guy had multiple cases of shit wrong with him for sure. Any updates on what happened to him? It better be dire.

[Steel Paladin]

probally serious childhood issues caus other rapists dont kill thier victums or mutilate them he

[Anthony Uchiha]

thats still bad if he dat horny get a hooker or something

Totally right. however he either must have drunk 12 bottles of pure vodka or more likely he is mentally retarded. And I'd go with the second probability.
And second I don't know if he had enough money for paying 400 hookers don'yt you think :D

[Steel Paladin]

probally not he shoulda kidnapped a hooker then or a few hookers

[Anthony Uchiha]

probally serious childhood issues caus other rapists dont kill thier victums or mutilate them he

Ok maybe but hey guys we're not talking about 40 times (which is already extreme) here we're talking about FOUR HUNDRED times. One for every day of the year and more. Did you think about that?

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

probally not he shoulda kidnapped a hooker then or a few hookers

A hooker is a human being so I think not.

Also, his punishment doesn't need to be dire, more likely 20 years at most for damaging private property (cows cost a lot of money) and animal cruelty. Bestiality is rarely prosecuted.

Plenty of rapist murder their victims as well.

[Anthony Uchiha]

A hooker is a human being so I think not.

Also, his punishment doesn't need to be dire, more likely 20 years at most for damaging private property (cows cost a lot of money) and animal cruelty. Bestiality is rarely prosecuted.

Plenty of rapist murder their victims as well.

Dude if you're meaning twenty years in prison better add to the sentence a ten thousand years in a mental hospital with intensive care and for more security; better chain him to an electric chair.

[KageNaruto]

Plenty of rapist murder their victims as well.

Rape, then murder is different from rip out their eyes and then rape.

[Anthony Uchiha]

In a case like this he is a threat to anybody. Imagine now the total malformations which will occur of course i'm still finding it hard to believe but if this is true this is a major catastrophe.

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

Rape, then murder is different from rip out their eyes and then rape.

In the immortal words of Camus's Stranger when asked why he shot the arab several times after he died. "What does it matter, he was dead after the first shot"

murder is murder, the details are irrelevant.

[Steel Paladin]

all horible things bad coment eariler dont hold me to it but how would you deal wit being horny24/7

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

all horible things bad coment eariler dont hold me to it but how would you deal wit being horny24/7

Masturbation.

[KageNaruto]

In the immortal words of Camus's Stranger when asked why he shot the arab several times after he died. "What does it matter, he was dead after the first shot"

murder is murder, the details are irrelevant.

Not when analzying the sanity of a person, and how they should be punished.

[Anthony Uchiha]

In a case like this the guilty should be kept locked up for good. Not necessarily in prison but away from society.

[Steel Paladin]

or kept in solitary confiment at a prison

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

Not when analzying the sanity of a person, and how they should be punished.

Not really, a person who is quite sane could plan to do something outlandish to escape punishment in this manner.

The mental state should not be studied from the circumstances of the crime, but rather the circumstances that led up to the crime.

[KageNaruto]

Not really, a person who is quite sane could plan to do something outlandish to escape punishment in this manner.



Well, that's why I believe after mental institution they should go straight to prison, or for the two to be one and the same (but of course the first should only apply to some).

[Steel Paladin]

mby but that would take alot of time and planning or u could b right

[Anthony Uchiha]

or kept in solitary confiment at a prison

Ordinarily yes but in a case like this I think a psychiatric hospital would be better so that doctors might realise what...

the circumstances that led to the crime

[Steel Paladin]

yeah if you were the judge wat would you sentence for the guy?

[Anthony Uchiha]

yeah if you were the judge wat would you sentence for the guy?

Fist of all I agree with the 20 years improsonement.
the sentence would be compensation for the sexual abuse of private property. Funds for the cows' needs.
And last and above all Social Isolation From Anyone and ANYTHING.
Then after 20 years improsonement he has to be taken to a psychiatric hospital for any mental circumstances. Only from there one can proceed
If his tests show that it's because of a childhood problem help will be given to him (which I think that it's the reason) or if he did this just for the sake of relief of his sexual pleasures than I doubt that he'll ever see sunlight again.

[Lukasz]

Fist of all I agree with the 20 years improsonement.
the sentence would be compensation for the sexual abuse of private property. Funds for the cows' needs.
And last and above all Social Isolation From Anyone and ANYTHING.
Then after 20 years improsonement he has to be taken to a psychiatric hospital for any mental circumstances. Only from there one can proceed
If his tests show that it's because of a childhood problem help will be given to him (which I think that it's the reason) or if he did this just for the sake of relief of his sexual pleasures than I doubt that he'll ever see sunlight again.

....
dude! you are evil!


the guy seriously need help. not a prison.

[sasuke123uchiha]

what if he's normal and he did that for fun he would really deserve something like that

[Erotique]

I just realized a whole new meaning of "PUMP AND DUMP"...

[-Erios-]

hmmm i wonder how long did it take it to finish them all....

[Tatsujin]

Well i don't think any of those cows complained......
and i don't believe that he ripped their eyes....
Any animal would defend itself,even cows....

[Erotique]

Well i don't think any of those cows complained......
and i don't believe that he ripped their eyes....
Any animal would defend itself,even cows....

I'm convinced.


I believe that cows are better alternatives...


-The End-

[-Erios-]

you sicko how can you say that!!

[Erotique]

I'd rather hear "Moooo" than a constant whining of... umm... nevermind....

[-Erios-]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/content/images/2006/05/15/cows_bums_400x300.jpg
the best part of the cow wouldnt you say ero

[papfles]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/suffolk/content/images/2006/05/15/cows_bums_400x300.jpg
the best part of the cow wouldnt you say ero

At least he didn't go looking for cow's ass >_>

[Dream Catcher]

an ass is an ass no?

[Tatsujin]

I'd rather hear "Moooo" than a constant whining of... umm... nevermind....

You, are a bad man Sire.
I like you even more now :D

[papfles]

an ass is an ass no?

But sometimes an ass is a donkey

*confuzzled >_>

[Erotique]

an ass is an ass no?

*chokes*

Pardon me DC, I think I'm having an ASSma attack... :D