Adoptions Thread

[Mousie]

Restarted as it should be.

NOTE: This thread is strictly for getting a NarutoChaos Family. All the wording you see in peoples sig areas like "father of..." "son of..." Twin sister of .." is all from the adoptions.

Adoptions is just a fun way for people to interact with each other in the forum. This particular thread however, is just a way to declare WHO is in your family.

I advise everyone who does post in here, to JUST post/declare who is in their family. Old adoptions thread is now closed pending DELETION just to give everyone enough time to review.

I will NOT tolerate full on conversations in here. If you want to chat with someone? Download an Instant Messaging program like everyone else, or keep it to PM's.

I will NOT tolerate stuff like "Im looking to adopt a pet dog or lizard." If you want to adopt a pet, get the game PetZ 4.

I will NOT tolerate any discussions that are NOT pertaining to being adopted. Be sure to type ALL of what you are looking for when it comes to parents, kids, siblings, extended families etc.

Stuff like "Hi Im looking for a family" is waaaaay to vague.

With all that said happy postings, follow the guideline, and dont spam.
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Mousies family.
SRVG (Husband..if he hasn't died. Otherwise I'm a widow and ready for a new husband)
Brock-Lee (Long lost cousin)
RK anime (Daughter)
tsunade ^_^ (Twin sister)
bonkers (ex Brother-in-law)
If I missed anyone else. Please post it here along with whoever is in your family.

~Mousie

[Nick]

Does any heroes out there need a Super Villain? I'm a Super Villain for hire/lease/own

[Hidden Ninja]

Does any heroes out there need a Super Villain? I'm a Super Villain for hire/lease/own

if im made into a hero, i would want you as my arch-nemesis.

hmm i guess i can self proclaim myself as a hero, does anyone need saving from this (Nick) super villain?

[Mousie]

ok guys...ADOPTIONS thread...."hiring" something is NOT exactly ADOPTING something. -.-

[Nick]

Should we start a "hiring" thread then? :p

[Chidongan]

Mousie, would you like to be a part of mah familia? :O

[Kristi]

No longer matters

[ScareCrow]

I need to be adopted.... <.< all I remember is being Izza's big brother... and somehow related to AD and NAmed.

[Mousie]

Mousie, would you like to be a part of mah familia? :O

What shall I be? :3

[Chidongan]

What shall I be? :3

Whatever you want, it'll be an honor just to have you in my family. ^_^ <3

[JoshAries]

Im bored. So who wants me?

[Valleyman]

Well my only family I think is I got KageNaruto as a brother a long time ago.


I'll take you Josh. But in exactly what way should we be... related.

[Tatsujin]

Mitja!!!!!
Will You be My Brother?

[Seraphiel]

Sure why not.

[-Erios-]

Does anybody needs/wants an exrta family member? cuz i do n i would really appreciate if someone adopted me XD ill be anything jaja so umm yeah.. latez

[blind]

Sure, how do you want to be related?

[Arty]

http://www.adoptaspecialkid.org/

So very fitting wouldn't you say?

[Naru-Ichi]

Does anybody needs/wants an exrta family member? cuz i do n i would really appreciate if someone adopted me XD ill be anything jaja so umm yeah.. latez


lol you sound so needy

[-Erios-]

@ blind ur Loyal Subordinate lol
@ arty ha ur really funny! u should make a stand up show
n @ naru-ichi i know but... jajaja

[blind]

lol, anything else? I was thinking more of a family relations, but if you really wanted...

[-Erios-]

ohh family related lol alright umm... naa i cant think of anything else

[blind]

You can be my...nephew? I would take sons, but then I don't have a wife :D

[Irv]

i'll be ya daddy :D

[-Erios-]

alright ill be ur nephew! cool
n @ irv aight u be my daddy n ill be ur pimp kewl?
now to find a sexy mamma!

[Irv]

alright ill be ur nephew! cool
n @ irv aight u be my daddy n ill be ur pimp kewl?
now to find a sexy mamma!

but you cant pimp the Chaos Pimp.........you get to be the first son of the Chaos Pimp :thumb:

[Owenotto]

Who wants to be a millioner for me??

Seriously.......

[Sozoku]

Owenotto, want to be a long lost brother?

[Owenotto]

Okay, no prob...

[sasuke123uchiha]

man this is wiered whts goin around here

[Owenotto]

man this is wiered whts goin around here

Read the first post... Otherwise, don't spam here.....

I need a father, anyone needs a son??

[-Erios-]

i need a brother, n ill be ur father if its ok with u owenotto..

[Owenotto]

We are better to be brother, lol......

[-Erios-]

yeah thats better

[Sozoku]

Erios, up for being a brother?

[-Erios-]

sure no prob

[Sozoku]

Oipotty, if u look here, up for being a True Brother?

[oipotty]

yeah... lets be brothers!

[oipotty]

Wife: Anna Hatake
Children: Mr.Useless, 1.M, Gabe Rod, Dream Catcher
Grand Dad: BBRS
Siblings: guardian of hope, Tori Hatake, El Naruto, Sakurachanhaha and...Anna Hatake and Komomaru and .............. (lots of dots)
True Brother: Sozoku
FREIND AND RIVAL: Kaitou1412, Hidden Ninja
PM BUDDIES: DarkAngelVampire
Long Lost Cousin: Kristi
Cousin: Snakeeys, Mimi-Chan
Boyfriend: Chido
Secret Lover: Mini
Grandchildren: nitestalker666, Chidongan, Kayleen, Kristi
Doctor and Milkman: Azure
Manager: Killer Uchiha
Dad: Mindblade
Mom: Haku Hatake
Uncle's father's brother's cousin's sister's boyfriend's second-removed dog's previous owner's husband: Eyeshadowlady


This is my current family.

[Sozoku]

My Family
Son of: Azure Wrath and Mimi_Chan
Long Lost Brother of: Blind, Mandelak, Owenotto, and -Erios-
Husband of: Sakuno
True Brother of: Oipotty

[Hidden Ninja]

Family

Wife:Kristi
Son:Von Rockin Roy, the lost shinobi, Nanashi777, ToadMountainSage, BeanJohnson5
Daughters: toriodoshi
Missing Younger Brother:Kaitou1412
Brothers:El Naruto, Sozoku
Incestuous Cousin:eyeshadowlady
Forceful Father:Azure Wrath
Personal Assassins: The Hitman of Destiny (tls) and Blind Assassin
Friend and Rival: Oipotty
Nephew: the bane
Members of PyroManiac Drinking Crew with: Nanashi777 and blind
Ero-lee (description unknown): Owenotto
Stalker Postman: Tatsu

[Sozoku]

My Family
Son of: Azure Wrath and Mimi_Chan
Long Lost Brother of: Blind, Mandelak, Owenotto, and -Erios-
Husband of: Sakuno
True Brother of: Oipotty
Brother to: Hidden Ninja

[-Erios-]

I would probably get slapped but .....what happen to the girls?? Im looking for a sis and and a GF/wifey lol

[Dream Catcher]

Lol, we have a small choice ... in females at least ... there's only about 3 or 4 active gals -_- and all are taken i think...

[-Erios-]

Ahh that sucks...

haha I dont mind sharing :lol:

[blind]

DC is mine already. :D

[Owenotto]

I want DC too......

[blind]

I don't like to share, unless DC wants to...;)

[Owenotto]

She will, lol......

[-Erios-]

WAIT...she??? i thought it was he?? plz DC answer me this are you a male or a female (sorry)

[Dream Catcher]

Srry Owenotto, I'm all blind's ;)

In my sig, which bikini would look best on me?

[Owenotto]

It's a she.......

Edit: What?? This is the first time i got dumped....

[blind]

Far right babe. :D

[Owenotto]

It's okay.... i have hinata already.......

[The Agent Y]

join me people....it is your destiny.

*darth vader like breathing*
:D

[Owenotto]

Okay, i'll join you...
What will i be to you??

[The Agent Y]

hmmm, you can be my brother if youd like. or you can be my wingman at all the NC parties! :D

[-Erios-]

Ill join the Dark side too!

[Owenotto]

Okay, wingman....
Does it make me as a crew in your agency??

[The Agent Y]

of course, you can be agent O :D

i dont think i have an agent O lol.

and erios, you can join too :D

what shall you be erios?

[Owenotto]

Okay, Owenotto aka Agent O..... Speciality: Wingman

[The Agent Y]

sounds good to me! :thumb:

[-Erios-]

well if you have room in ur agency I can be agent E specialty security

[The Agent Y]

okay, sounds good to me, Agent E it is. You are security.

welcome aboard :thumb:

[-Erios-]

My NC Family until now.
Son of - ?
Young Brother of - DC who is a Latex Pimp
Brother of - Tatsu,Sozoku and Owenotto
Nephew of - blind
Head Of Security - Agent E

[S.Haze]

lol, all this nc family stuff makes me want to make one. Any1 want to be in ma fam?

[sasuke123uchiha]

i will be in your family anay 1 want 2 be in mine

[S.Haze]

sure you can be my bro.
there are still many places in ma fam any1

[Owenotto]

Okay, i accept every good offer......

[-Erios-]

alright guys..

Sasuke123uchiha what should be realted??

S.Haze what should be related??

[sasuke123uchiha]

alright guys..

Sasuke123uchiha what should be realted??

S.Haze what should be related??

im more 2 be bros if u dont mind

[-Erios-]

sure no problem then brother we are..

[S.Haze]

erios we can be cousins.
And owenotto we can be Long lost bros if thats fine with you.

[Owenotto]

Okay, my bro.....

[S.Haze]

any1 want to be my uncle/aunt.
or cousin
or anything that you want to be.

[sasuke123uchiha]

ok lookin for some 1 as a cousin

[S.Haze]

We cant be cousins since we are bros.

[sasuke123uchiha]

did i say tht i said lookin 4 som 1

[S.Haze]

how am i supposed to know that you meant that i aint duh psychic.
and you said "ok" at the begining of your post i thought you was agreeing to my post.

[sasuke123uchiha]

ok were nc bros try 2 understan me ok :p

[S.Haze]

For sure man

[sasuke123uchiha]

thank^_^ u

[.........]

hmm i'm pretty much already related to everybody here :/

[sasuke123uchiha]

how is tht

[.........]

i'm ihc's and eyeshadowlady's brother and oipotty and azure's brother in law which makes me related to who ever's related to them ie blind,dc,chido,etc etc. i just dont update my list is all.

[oipotty]

I'm related to you! oh yeah!

sniff... you're going to be related to lotsa people then

[sasuke123uchiha]

so ...... wanna be my cousin

[Dream Catcher]

A kissing cousin?

[sasuke123uchiha]

?????????wht do u mean

[Seraphiel]

?????????wht do u mean

homos. :yo:

[Dream Catcher]

Mitja knows what incest is all about O_O

[sasuke123uchiha]

:tsk:wht do u mean homos:mad:

[-Erios-]

hahahahahaha homos?? nvm

anyone up for anithing??

[Dream Catcher]

I'm up for some incest

*sexes my younger brother*

[-Erios-]

ohhh my!!.... isnt that a taboo here :lol:

[.........]

nope not at all....

lookin for some new relatives. maybe another kid or some cousins iunno..

[-Erios-]

hey ......... wanna be my cousin????

[sasuke123uchiha]

am lookin for a cousin

[.........]

aiight sure

[S.Haze]

@.............
Wanna be my uncle?

[.........]

sure why not.. technically we're brothers though but w/e

[tsunade ^_^]

Me needs a SON!!!! Any takers?

[boszz]

O.o woohoo what's going on there..its been a while since i've been there :P and now even incest isnt prohibited :P but.well who cares

[tsunade ^_^]

anyone wana join our famileeeee

[boszz]

well why not :P i can join :D

[S.Haze]

so any1 up forbeing my aunt

[mandelak]

I'll be your aunt Haze


i also want to join the above peoples family, Tsunade and boszz
my current family

Mother: Mimi Chan
Father: Azure
Aniki: Blind
Twin sister: Zarptiza
young bro: The bane
Long lost brother: Sozo

anyone want to join my family.

[boszz]

hah :D i can be you brother :D

[i_feel_tiredsleepy]

O.o woohoo what's going on there..its been a while since i've been there :P and now even incest isnt prohibited :P but.well who cares

I believe it's not only not prohibited, but is in fact promoted. Without inbreeding we wouldn't be able to replenish our seemingly endless supply of retarded posters >.>

And in the interest of keeping my good image, I love the retarded posters just as much as the intellectually competent.

[tsunade ^_^]

Sorry for those who already are in families. I need a son. No ties with others unless your long lost Lol. Does it make any sense?

[S.Haze]

@mandelak, sure.

[-Erios-]

Tsunade you could be my aunt if you like

[tsunade ^_^]

ooh i can be teh cool aunt who spoils juu and takes juu to fun clubs buahahahaha :lol: 4sho

[boszz]

so mandelak be my brother ^ ^

and tsunade i can be your spoiled son hah :D

[tsunade ^_^]

yaaaaay. I can haz neeeew son :D

[Lolo]

yaaaaay. I can haz neeeew son :D

bad mom...u make him my bro
=(

[tsunade ^_^]

you do not wwant brother?? 0.o

[-Erios-]

ooh i can be teh cool aunt who spoils juu and takes juu to fun clubs buahahahaha :lol: 4sho

ok sure sounds good so youll be my aunt

[Dream Catcher]

Looking for wifey ;)

Hane, would you do me the honors :p

[-Erios-]

I hate you DC!!!!! I was about to ask the same thing..... you just happen to read our conversation :lol:

[Dream Catcher]

well... maybe if you do something drastic she will take you ? :p

heck, we can always share ;)

[-Erios-]

Drastic?? eeehh... I know where you live DC.....

[Dream Catcher]

You plan on killing me for a girl on the net? O_o

[-Erios-]

naaa dude hahhaa who said killing lol

[HaneKisheru]

Oh my what is this? A dilemma I see. Hmm...

[Dream Catcher]

That's the only drastic thing that comes to mind :p

Unless you want some lovin' ;)

Hmm so you still haven't proposed to her, what's up with that?

[-Erios-]

wanna be my wifey HaneKisheru

[Dream Catcher]

Oh come on.. that's all u've got?

[-Erios-]

seriously DC ..... nvm
what do you want me to say...?

[HaneKisheru]

Okay enough arguing or whatever you're doing.

I was just preparing to accept Erios as my husband, because I thought DC would never ask.
And what do you know, he did. :S

But since I have formed a bond with DC, it only makes sense that I would accept him.

Erios, I'm sorry, please don't take it personal. You seem like a nice man!
But you never know, Perhaps THE CHOSEN ONE will be female and you can marry her. I'm sure she'd make a better wife than I. :D

[Dream Catcher]

Let's see if I can do better...

*Take's Hane's soft hand and gets down on one knee. Looking deep into her beautiful eyes, her lips move slowly and discreetly as they whisper "Say it"*

Hane, we've haven't been together for long and I know we both wish we could spend more time with each other, but the time we do spend is amazing and wonderful and I have realized that I want to spend every living moment of my life with you.

Will you marry me?

*Opens a small black box revealing a ring inside it*

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm252/autumn_rose_photo/m_7e489ff4a2cf25b3a09b27c1915e9c5a.jpg

EDIT : Oops a tad late...

[-Erios-]

:faint2: hane its ok I understand ............












..............wanna be my lover and cheat on DC

[Dream Catcher]

LOL

I knew this was coming... as your brother I must pimp slap you with my latex glove for doing such things to me

[-Erios-]

but bro I thought those days where over.... since you know what happen last time....you tried to do something like that!!! :whip:

[HaneKisheru]

Oh wow DC that was quite impressive! You never fail to amaze me!
How proud I am to have you as my husband!

Umm.... No thanks Erios, cheating is not my style... :P

And now you guys are scaring me so I'm leaving... :S

[Dream Catcher]

Yeah, this happened

Erios > :Cry: :whip: <DC

Lol.. well... I AM his latex pimp brother O_o

[-Erios-]

but DC doesnt mind.....

well... maybe if you do something drastic she will take you ? :p

heck, we can always share ;)

from now on my only purpose in life is to make you missable brother :lol:

[Dream Catcher]

-_-

Sarcasm !! Of course I mind, lol

nways...

:car:

[-Erios-]

I been rejected :sad: DC you the man...... now looking for a wife...??any girl here on NC

and Hane?? well aside from what happened...... you still wanna be part of my family???...

[HaneKisheru]

I been rejected :sad: DC you the man...... now looking for a wife...??any girl here on NC

and Hane?? well aside from what happened...... you still wanna be part of my family???...

Oh! Sorry I just noticed that request. I'd love to! Lol
Technically you're my brother in law. But if you come up with something more creative that'd be cool too. :P

[-Erios-]

Oh! Sorry I just noticed that request. I'd love to! Lol
Technically you're my brother in law. But if you come up with something more creative that'd be cool too. :P

lol brother in law is good why didnt I think of that :doh: well right now I cant really think of anything else....

[HaneKisheru]

My NC Family

Younger Sister of Mimi and TSL
Sane Niece of Nosferatu
Aunt of Blind
Wife of Dream Catcher
Sister-in-Law of Erios and I Know

[-Erios-]

My NC family up until now

Older brother of - 64 Palms

Brother of - Tatsu,Sozoku Owenotto sasuke123uchiha and Izanagi

Young Brother of - DC who is a Latex Pimp

Brother-in-law of HaneKisheru

Nephew of - blind

Cousin of - S.Haze and .........

Nephew of - Tsunade who takes me to "fun" night clubs.

Head Of Security - Agent E

Proud member of the 08-Gen! position=>Lieutenant General

[Izanagi]

My NC-family :) (proud to be:D)

Brother of -Erios-

blind may i be your cousin?, it'll be an honor to have you AND -Erios- in my NC-family :D

[sasuke123uchiha]

any one wana be a part of my fam

[Izanagi]

sure :)...may i be your...hmm..what do think i can be?

[sasuke123uchiha]

how should i know u pick

[Izanagi]

well then..i choose cousin :D

[sasuke123uchiha]

fine by me

[Izanagi]

niceeee...thank you ;)

[sasuke123uchiha]

np and thank u too

[-Erios-]

im still looking for a wife:p

i wanna start a family~:lol:

[Dream Catcher]

I have a wife :p

[-Erios-]

mind sharing.........

[Dream Catcher]

only if it's fancy ketchup...

Hmm... marry Nordic Princess

[-Erios-]

hey hey bro I have some quality pornos you might be interested on......?:p


hmmm shes not around...... you know what I used to thing.... you were hitting on her...LoL



and seriously arent there more "active" females here on NC

[sasuke123uchiha]

who wants to be in my fam

[1.M]

Wife of DaleNothus
First Member and Shmexcratery of:
The Shmex Club

Agent dOt & Event Organizer of:
The Agency

Great Grand Father
BBRS

~ ! ~ Secret Lover ~ ! ~
Anna Hatake

Baby of
SOTA_and_Kristi

Niece To Luscious
Kumomaru

Sister of
(Super Hot) Mr.Useless - Nii~Nii

China Doll & Lolita
Anne - Haha-chan

Guardian_&_Doctor
Azure Wrath

Shmexy Lover
Dream Catcher

Sisters of the Moon
toriodoshi

Father of My Unknown Bastard Child
Lukasz

Guardian of Love
Eyesheild21

Super Sexy Monkey
Eyeshadowlady (ESL)


Note: Pretty out dated. I'm thinking of upgrading. :D

[-Erios-]

yeeah you should update and allowed me to be part of your family!!! cheers~

[~ RockSter ~]

Can I join any family ?

[-Erios-]

you can join my family if you want??:)

[~ RockSter ~]

Yeah great ^^
how can I do that ?

[-Erios-]

well hmmm... did you read the 1st page it explains but to make things easy ..

[~ RockSter ~]

well
what about becoming my older brother ?

[-Erios-]

awesome! ill be your older brother

Man i need a wife i want to start my own family

[~ RockSter ~]

xD well I am a boy so I can't help you^^
But I am searching also for a Dad and a Mum and an uncle

[-Erios-]

i know lol it well i would have been your dad but then i dont have a wife :p YET

[sasuke123uchiha]

Can I join any family ?

u can join mine^_^

[~ RockSter ~]

what about becoming cousins sasuke123uchiha

[~ RockSter ~]

i know lol it well i would have been your dad but then i dont have a wife :p YET

Right that's why I thought of older brother
because you have no wife xD

[sasuke123uchiha]

what about becoming cousins sasuke123uchiha

sure ^_^

[~ RockSter ~]

great ^^ thanks

[sasuke123uchiha]

np ^_^

[~ RockSter ~]

Someone who wants to be my sister ?

[Anthony Uchiha]

Can I be accepted in an NC family please?

[sasuke123uchiha]

sure wht do u want to be?

[-Erios-]

Can I be accepted in an NC family please?

ill be your uncle if you want....

[Anthony Uchiha]

sure wht do u want to be?

How about your brother?

[Anthony Uchiha]

ill be your uncle if you want....

Yes Erios That will be perfect. Thanks.

[sasuke123uchiha]

How about your brother?

alright were nc bro's now

[-Erios-]

alright Anthony

[1.M]

yeeah you should update and allowed me to be part of your family!!! cheers~
Haha, we should probably find a place for you then. ^.^

[Erosannin]

I will adop you ALL my dear dear sweetlings...





COME TO DADDY...
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/FamilyGuyHerbert.jpg

[1.M]

I will adop you ALL my dear dear sweetlings...





COME TO DADDY...
http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/FamilyGuyHerbert.jpg

*shivers* That really creep me out. =.=

[-Erios-]

1.M is there a place for me to be in your fam???


and Erosannin thats creppy dude!! lol may I join the fun!!

[1.M]

Of course, of course. There's room for everyone in here. ^_^

[-Erios-]

hmmm...what would be good?? what do you have in mind???

[1.M]

Actually I'm thinking of opening all positions.
But I'll keep a link to my original family up in my sig as well as the new one.

[Erosannin]

Oooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh!

I hope you're saving a special spot for me~

*giggles with glee*

[Seraphiel]

Of course, of course. There's room for everyone in here. ^_^

Sry but this just sounds so awesome :D

[1.M]

Oooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh!

I hope you're saving a special spot for me~

*giggles with glee*
As if you deserve any other kind of spot. <==3
Sry but this just sounds so awesome :D
I knew someone was going to say it.
Now I know to put (no pun intended ) with EVERYTHING I say. Xp
hmmm...what would be good?? what do you have in mind???
Erios, I would have you as a brother, but you don't seem to fit that category for me.
You seem more distant, let's give you the title "Cousin" is that alright with you?

Oh and Sera you're in automatically because you talk so prettily to me. ;)

Positions Filled (no pun intended)

Loyal Subject of O'Chidongan-san ____ Family Doctor: Azure Wrath ____ First Member of The Shmex Club

Occupation(s) - Shmexcratery & Event Organizer

Alias - Agent dOt

Selamlik Residents:

Husband -
Lover -
Secret Lover - Seraphiel

Sons -
Grand Father -
Father - Tatsujin
Brothers - ACPRO
Uncles -
Male Cousins - Erios

Harem Residents:

Harem (Head) Mistress/Cicisbeo - Erosannin
Harem Vice Mistress/Cicisbeo -

Daughters
Grandmother -
Mother -
Sisters -
Aunts -
Female Cousins -

Servants -
Dancers -
Pleasure Slave -

Guardian Quartet:

1st Guard -
2nd Guard -
3rd Guard -
4th Guard -

[Erosannin]

Harem Residents:

Harem (Head) Mistress/Cicisbeo - Erosannin

Oh thank you for giving me the "HEAD" :D

[Seraphiel]

As if you deserve any other kind of spot. <==3

I knew someone was going to say it.
Now I know to put (no pun intended ) with EVERYTHING I say. Xp

Erios, I would have you as a brother, but you don't seem to fit that category for me.
You seem more distant, let's give you the title "Cousin" is that alright with you?

Oh and Sera you're in automatically because you talk so prettily to me. ;)

Positions Filled (no pun intended)

Selamlik Residents:

Husband -
Lover -
Secret Lover -

Sons -
Grand Father -
Father -
Brothers -
Uncles -
Male Cousins - Erios

Harem Residents:

Harem (Head) Mistress/Cicisbeo - Erosannin
Harem Vice Mistress/Cicisbeo - Seraphiel

Daughters
Grandmother -
Mother -
Sisters -
Aunts -
Female Cousins -

Servants -
Dancers -
Pleasure Slave -


U mean I talk dirty :D

But mignonette I want one of the first 3 positions :D

[ACPRO]

I will be putting myself up for adoption now

[1.M]

Oh thank you for giving me the "HEAD" :D:hug: You're so shmexy.

U mean I talk dirty :D

But mignonette I want one of the first 3 positions :D
... Mitja, you drive a hard bargain, but you're lucky I love ya so much! >.<
Very well, Secret Lover you are, you're too much to handle in public as a
Husband or acknowledge Lover outside of the Harem.

Plus I'm a Lady.
I will be putting myself up for adoption now
Mwahaha! Be my brother?

[Tatsujin]

well i think i may fit as a father?

[Seraphiel]

:hug: You're so shmexy.


... Mitja, you drive a hard bargain, but you're lucky I love ya so much! >.<
Very well, Secret Lover you are, you're too much to handle in public as a
Husband or acknowledge Lover outside of the Harem.

Plus I'm a Lady.

Mwahaha! Be my brother?

Yay quickes in the car,in the restaurant toilet and so on.

[Erosannin]

Yay quickes in the car,in the restaurant toilet and so on.

Hmm... you got bumped into a "secret luver?" That's one helluva promotion there...

But since I'm assuming that you'll be "doing this" part-time, I have a proposal to make of you... Oh, it's nothing big really... all you have to do is hold this sign and stand around all day... Oh, here...

*Tosses you a sign that says, "GET IT HERE"* :D

[1.M]

well i think i may fit as a father?
Oh Papi, I wouldn't have it any other way. ;)

Yay quickes in the car,in the restaurant toilet and so on.
O.O Whoa there tiger, quickies aren't half as fun as doing it secretly
while the husband's in the other room, or near by closet!

[Erosannin]

So what am I in charge of? "Rend-Boys-Express?"

[1.M]

So what am I in charge of? "Rend-Boys-Express?"
Yes and their training as well.

[Erosannin]

Yes and their training as well.

I will closely ANALyze every aspects of their training...

Training stick + 10 gallons worth of lubricants, and we'll consier it done...

[-Erios-]

1.M ok lets be cousins :)

I will be putting myself up for adoption now
wanna be my lover???:biggrin1:

[Tatsujin]

Oh Papi, I wouldn't have it any other way. ;)



Well said my child, well said.
So the rest of your family will be my "babies".....
Pedobear sign of trust

[Erosannin]

1.M ok lets be cousins :)
wanna be my lover???:biggrin1:

A "lost episode" of Jerry Springer Show??? :D

[ACPRO]

@ Erios and 1.M. id gladly be both, just make sure were not doing any incest.

[Seraphiel]

@ Erios and 1.M. id gladly be both, just make sure were not doing any incest.

i have sex with ur sis:D

[ACPRO]

did you pay her after?

[Seraphiel]

did you pay her after?

No,why would I?

[Erosannin]

some day... I'll sex you all...

[Seraphiel]

some day... I'll sex you all...

I seriously wouldn't mind.

[-Erios-]

@ Erios and 1.M. id gladly be both, just make sure were not doing any incest.

why not???:p
gay partner

[1.M]

@ Erios and 1.M. id gladly be both, just make sure were not doing any incest.
Yay! I have a brother. :)

I can't guarantee that, our family's famous for
having outrageous parties you know.

[Erosannin]

I reckon there will be plenty of liquors to numb our morality...

Or am I saying the obvious?

^________^

[Sozoku]

My Family

Long Lost Brother of: Blind, Mandelak, Owenotto, and -Erios-
Husband of: Sakuno
Brother to: Hidden Ninja, Oipotty,Tatsu, Anthony Uchiha and sasuke123uchiha



Also, is anyone willing to be my lawyer?

[boszz]

muahahaha

me can be a cold bloodthirsty lawyer :flame:

[sasuke123uchiha]

ok i'm up for adoption again

[-Erios-]

muahahaha

me can be a cold bloodthirsty lawyer :flame:

you wanna be my cold bloodthirsty lawyer

SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE!!!:biggrin1:

[boszz]

sure why not
lets the world feel more cruelity ^ ^


ps be sure to check your back cause i may hiddind under your bed waiting for a good moment to sue you
maybe that makes a little perverted but :D

[-Erios-]

*grabs a knife*
come on out lawyer :D

[Erosannin]

ok i'm up for adoption again

I'm assuming that your mention of "again" means that you weren't picked up on a first bid...

No need to fear my dear paddawan learner, I will teach you how to sharpen your pencil properly and will also teach you how to aim true.

Don't ask for Erios' advice, it ain't worth the salt having the technique so called "Stab in the Dark"...

Put my number on a speed dial:






1-900-SHAG-ERO





And I'll see you in Tengu Bunker...

-The End-

[-Erios-]

dont listen to ero i called that number and the service is the worst i mean for the amount i had to pay .... it was really disappointing ...

[Anthony Uchiha]

Ok Who wants to be a father of mine? :D

[Chidongan]

Ok Who wants to be a father of mine? :D
I'll be your father. :3

So can we do fun stuff like shower together and wrestle around in our boxers? :d

[-Erios-]

o_O

speaking of which im still looking for a wifey....:(

[Seraphiel]

o_O

speaking of which im still looking for a wifey....:(


Just ask her ffs.

[-Erios-]

O_O you psychic or something!!!!!

[Seraphiel]

No its obvious.

[-Erios-]

curse you internet!!

[blind]

No its obvious.

As obvious as:

hell yeah i need fap material ^^

[-Erios-]

oh hi blind way to bump in man

[Erosannin]

oh hi blind way to bump in man

Is Blind working on a secret ancient art of "Flying Thunder Co*k Blocker no Jutsu?" o.O

[-Erios-]

ummm ero do you have an e-family ill be honored if you join mine....i know it sounds childish but.....you know ....what do you say??? we can be....shower buddies or w/e you'd like ;)

[Dream Catcher]

Hey Erios, you gonna ask Erica to marry you soon?

PS : Blind, you are now my sensei !

[Seraphiel]

Hey Erios, you gonna ask Erica to marry you soon?

PS : Blind, you are now my sensei !

he should hurry before u do it :D

[-Erios-]

idk man :) but i think you've been cheating on hane :p

[Guardian of Hope]

Hey, I wanna be your Girlfriend, Erios. Lemmelemmelemmelemme!!!!

[Seraphiel]

ask DC he will be your gf.

[Erosannin]

Hey, I wanna be your Girlfriend, Erios. Lemmelemmelemmelemme!!!!

You're asking on a wrong person.

*pulls chain*

As you can see, he is bound to me and he worships my manboobs...

<3

[-Erios-]

Hey, I wanna be your Girlfriend, Erios. Lemmelemmelemmelemme!!!!

o_O ??? erios is confused.....well....watta....hmmm...are you like DC?? he likes to impersonate women when he is clearly a "man"

[Guardian of Hope]

Can I be your Girlfriend too then, Ero?

EDIT: Wait, nevermind...I revoke all my statements.....

[Erosannin]

Can I be your Girlfriend too then, Ero?

EDIT: Wait, nevermind...I revoke all my statements.....

I believe we already are, either you like it or not...

*pulls out whip*

So without further due, let the manpassion begin...



KNEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



<3

[Guardian of Hope]

*Kneels uncontrollably*

You seem to have a way with your words...*the manpassion has thus, begun*

EDIT: Oops...forgot something very important.

<3

[-Erios-]

Hey, I wanna be your Girlfriend, Erios. Lemmelemmelemmelemme!!!!

Can I be your Girlfriend too then, Ero?

EDIT: Wait, nevermind...I revoke all my statements.....

O_O OMG hahaha yeah guardian we can be shower buddies since ero ignored my other post...:(

[Guardian of Hope]

Woot! Shower buddies and I'm someone's Girlfriend/little bitch....and all in one day!!!!

:D

[Guardian of Hope]

;755836']I wonder what happeds if a girl steps in here and says something in the middle of your little conversation here : DDD

*ops, wait, i just did!

That's mean...you shall be MY little sister....K?

[Erosannin]

;755836']I wonder what happeds if a girl steps in here and says something in the middle of your little conversation here : DDD

*ops, wait, i just did!

... and shall my enslavement expires, for man-eater has arrived...

j/k.

<3

[[Ericà]]

haha.. i just deleted the post cus i didnt find it appropriate ! But as you quoted me, everybody can see it anyways xP

Edit: Sorry for questioning, but how does this family thing work? :]

[Seraphiel]

I shall protect u from their homosexual powers.

Run while u still can.

And plz ero join me in the sharp table I am bored.

[-Erios-]

sweet until now this
My NC family

Older brother of - 64 Palms and ~ RockSter ~

Brother of - Tatsu,Sozoku Owenotto sasuke123uchiha and Izanagi

Young Brother of - DC who is a Latex Pimp

Brother-in-law of HaneKisheru

Nephew of - blind

Cousin of - S.Haze,.........and 1.M

Nephew of - Tsunade who takes me to "fun" night clubs.

Uncle of - Anthony Uchiha

Ex-Gay Partner of - ACPRO

Shower buddy - Guardian of Hope

Head Of Security - Agent E

Proud member of the 08-Gen!

[Seraphiel]

Erios ur an assassin right?