Adoptions Thread

[-Erios-]

Erios ur an assassin right?

what??? how come?

[Seraphiel]

Are u arab?

[-Erios-]

Are u arab?

No but im Mexican ....:D

[Hetiekae]

Hey, now it looks like I double posted....*narrows eyes towards the little sister*

.....*silent glaring*....

[Seraphiel]

No but im Mexican ....:D

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[Dream Catcher]

idk man :) but i think you've been cheating on hane :p

ORLY ? :O

Hey, I wanna be your Girlfriend, Erios. Lemmelemmelemmelemme!!!!

You can be my enema slave

ask DC he will be your gf.

I wanna be a girl friend

o_O ??? erios is confused.....well....watta....hmmm...are you like DC?? he likes to impersonate women when he is clearly a "man"

I AM a girl silly willy


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f279/sexydimon/omg061.jpg


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[Chidongan]

;755840']Edit: Sorry for questioning, but how does this family thing work? :]

Just ask for a relation of some sort in this here thread, and someone will accept it. You can then choose to write your family somewhere on your sig.

E.g. If you're looking for an incestious brother ( look no further. ;)), just ask in this thread:

"'ello, my name is Erica, and I would like an incestious brother. Would anyone like to accept?"

Someone is bound to accept it.

/End tutorial.

Now speaking of which, who wants to be my incestious brother? *drools*

[Peppercat]

just be sure you can spell "incestuous" first.

[Erotique]

Now speaking of which, who wants to be my incestious brother? *drools*

*humps*

*jizz all over*

*wink*

*exit*

[-Erios-]

from mousie ^^
NOTE: This thread is strictly for getting a NarutoChaos Family. All the wording you see in peoples sig areas like "father of..." "son of..." Twin sister of .." is all from the adoptions.

Adoptions is just a fun way for people to interact with each other in the forum. This particular thread however, is just a way to declare WHO is in your family.

I advise everyone who does post in here, to JUST post/declare who is in their family. Old adoptions thread is now closed pending DELETION just to give everyone enough time to review.

I will NOT tolerate full on conversations in here. If you want to chat with someone? Download an Instant Messaging program like everyone else, or keep it to PM's.

I will NOT tolerate stuff like "Im looking to adopt a pet dog or lizard." If you want to adopt a pet, get the game PetZ 4.

I will NOT tolerate any discussions that are NOT pertaining to being adopted. Be sure to type ALL of what you are looking for when it comes to parents, kids, siblings, extended families etc.

Stuff like "Hi Im looking for a family" is waaaaay to vague.

With all that said happy postings, follow the guideline, and dont spam.

[Chidongan]

just be sure you can spell "incestuous" first.
Spelling properly is overrated.

And since you were the first to reply; you are now my incestuous brother. :3
*humps*

*jizz all over*

*wink*

*exit*
You're a close second. :d

You can be my younger incestuous brother. :3

[Peppercat]

gawd dammit.

[Erotique]

Spelling properly is overrated.

You're a close second. :d

You can be my younger incestuous brother. :3

I beg to differ.

I am quite ancient; therefore, I shall be your incestuous pedophile father...

[Chidongan]

I beg to differ.

I am quite ancient; therefore, I shall be your incestuous pedophile father...
Sweet! That's a step up! ^_^ <3

[Named]

Didn't I once have like 39 kids?

How are they all? Grown up now?

[blind]

Is Blind working on a secret ancient art of "Flying Thunder Co*k Blocker no Jutsu?" o.O

Yeah, it'll tear you apart Ero...;)


PS : Blind, you are now my sensei !

I hope I'm your sensei "with privileges....

[Hetiekae]

Woohoo! I'm now Mousie's Girlfriend!!!!

*ish happyest*
(Yes, with a y.)

[[Ericà]]

Who would like to be my protective bigger brother ;$

[Erotique]

I will be your protective pedophilic brother...

If not *shrugs* good choice regardless...

^__^

[[Ericà]]

rofl... i think i'll pass on that O.o

[Chidongan]

I'll be your shower head. :3

[[Ericà]]

Bleh.. This was probably a bad idea O.O

[Chidongan]

Ah, fine, I withdraw my proposal.

I don't want to scare you away, half the guys here on NC would try to kill me. D:

I'll be your brother, non incestuous. :d

[[Ericà]]

Finally non-incestuous ^___^ So how'do i do this?
...or, how do we do this? :]

[Erotique]

Chido... seeing your attempt to test the water was sooo kyoot...~ <3

Nevertheless, you will always be MY shower head...

*wink*



Now if you excuse me, I shall rejuvenate my perversion with your Shmexican jizzm...

[the lost shinobi]

I'll be your protective big brother and nothing more! but you have to give yourself a title too

[Chidongan]

;756815']Finally non-incestuous ^___^ So how'do i do this?
...or, how do we do this? :]
Just write:

Brother: Chidongan

or

Sister of: Chidongan

somewhere on your sig. :3

But fyi, you may be resisting incestuous relationships now, but give yourself a few weeks. You'll learn to love it. ^_^
Chido... seeing your attempt to test the water was sooo kyoot...~ <3

Nevertheless, you will always be MY shower head...

*wink*



Now if you excuse me, I shall rejuvenate my perversion with your Shmexican jizzm...
I did it for the men of NC. Now they know what not to ask her. ^_^

So, when're you gonna take your next shower? I'm getting lonely. D:

[Erotique]

I did it for the men of NC. Now they know what not to ask her. ^_^

*raise glass*

So, when're you gonna take your next shower? I'm getting lonely. D:

My pants just got tighter...

[Chidongan]

*raise glass*

Please, I am but a simple man. Don't think of myself as the God of Sex, I once too started off where you are. My status is easily achievable by anyone of you, I am not all that special. But it fills my heart with joy to see my peers think of me in such a way.

I...have a dream. That one day, when the sun has set on barbaric feministic protests, the dust will settle leaving us with a world forever changed for the better. Feminism will be a thing of the past, I assure you my dear brothers. Feminism, however strong it may be, cannot hold a candle to the might of my brethren and I. It will surely be dismantled, piece by piece, woman by woman, we will restore this world to all it's glory. And when feminism is said and done, we will once again be able to bask in the beauty of the true female. No longer will castrated men, mascarading as woman fighting for rights, eclipse their beauty. The true female will reign supreme, and at her side; a true man. For women aren't the only ones who must change. This disaster was brougt upon us from our own weakness. We had forgotten the ways of our fathers before us, the way of the manly men. We sympathized with these women, and they took advantage of us! Raping our emotions with their lust filled words to do their bidding, but no longer! For the day is near, my friends, when we, along with these pathetic excuse of women, will break through these chains keeping us from our rightful future.

I have a dream, my brothers, do you share it?



My pants just got tighter...
Sweetness, when can we start? :O

[Agent Y]

( . Y . )

pick me and the bewbs that come with me! ;)

[Hetiekae]

Sweetness, when can we start? :O

I've brought my camera.

[[Ericà]]

Rofl... how qt :3

[sasuke123uchiha]

who wants to be my uncle?

[Hetiekae]

who wants to be my uncle?

I'll be your uncle!

[sasuke123uchiha]

I'll be your uncle!

ok then your my uncle now

[Hetiekae]

Well, isn't that swell?

I'm an uncle now, as well as a girlfriend.

[sasuke123uchiha]

yay i have an uncle now

[Anthony Uchiha]

Ok now I need a cousin. Who wants to be a cousin of mine?

[oipotty]

gimme sum family <<

[-Erios-]

gimme sum family <<

so what your looking for? im open :D

[sasuke123uchiha]

gimme sum family <<

and im open too^^

[Hetiekae]

gimme sum family <<

I'm already your brother...
<.<
>.>

[Anthony Uchiha]

Brother of: Mermaid3, Nordic Princess, Sasuke123Uchiha, Owenotto, RockSter, Kirosenko and Jiraiya San

Son of:tsunade ^_^

Father of:Davedara Uchiha

Uncle of:Casael

Nephew of:-Erios-

Student of:Jacob Hyuuga (who's teaching me the handsigns with a great patience :D)

Sensei of:Jiraiya San

Team Mate of:Itachi Uchiha and Markashi

Younger Cousin of:Tatsu

[Owenotto]

Brother of: Mermaid3, Nordic Princess, Sasuke123Uchiha, Kirosenko and Jiraiya San

Father of:Davedara Uchiha

Uncle of:Casael

Son of:Tsunade

Nephew of:Erios

Student of:Jacob Hyuuga (who's teaching me the handsigns

Sensei of:Jiraiya San

Anthony, am i not your bro??

[Anthony Uchiha]

Yes you are :D but it wasn't complete yet

[Erotique]

None of you are equal in caliber of my perversity...

Hence, I shall remain as a lone hermit...

-The End-

[Cookie]

I am in need of a family with a lot of females :D