The Ask Aries Thread (Revived!)

[JoshAries]

Hey all! Aries here. A few people had asked me to revive my old Ask Aries Thread. So I thought I would.

So please, lets keep it civil and keep the spam down to a minimum for the sake of our moderators, mostly 'cause I dont want to stab you.

Anywho... lets get this party started!

[Eyeshield 21]

Should people just live in the past and brag about how good the old days were? Or should they just accept the change, move on and have fun? "

(Me first ..yata)

[JoshAries]

Eyeshield21: I cant speak for everyone, but in my mind people should generally either accept the change that is occurring or work to fix it rather than complain.

[Owenotto]

What should we do if we're boring???

[Nick]

Josh, where the hell have you been for so long? I had to raise and care for the kids without you!

[estranged]

is Obama really black?

[JoshAries]

Owenotto: Uhm... Im not sure how to answer this. Are you trying to continue being boring or change the fact that you are boring.

Nick: Ive been without a computer. And when the hell did I get kids?

estranged: Yeah. He just isnt stereotypically black. Which is good. I dont want a ganstah in the oval office.

[Valleyman]

Are you as big of a pervert as Jiraiya?

[JoshAries]

Valleyman: I wish! He's a super perverted old man. He's like Muten Roshi from Dragon Ball Z except with ninjutsu and frogs. I'd say... give me a good twenty years and I'll be close to matching him.

[Katzyn]

Lol, do you really think that people can keep from spamming here?

[oipotty]

Do you think you can keep up with all of the questions?

[Arty]

Xenos or Cell?

Whos spamming katyzn.

[Dream Catcher]

Do you think Katzyn has an attitude problem ?
Why are dogs alive?
Is God real?

[blind]

Who will win the NBA championship this year? NHL?

[Valleyman]

Do you think there intelligent life on other planets?

[Chidongan]

Did you think of me while you were gone? :O

[Owenotto]

Why does male chicken have no hand??

[JoshAries]

Katzyn: No I probably cant keep them from spamming here. But you see... I can be patient. I can also ignore the spammers hardcore and never tell them dirty jokes ever again.

Oipotty: Possibly. Depends on how popular I get. I am damn sexy, you know... so I'll probably need to hire some assistants to help or something to that extent.

Arty: Im not much of a platform gamer anymore... going with computers nowadays. Anywho... if I was forced to choose I'd go with Xenos. Just for shits and giggles really.

Dream Catcher: Lets try and ask one question per time thanks, just to keep this thread a goin' as long as possible. Anywho... I dont know Katzyn well enough to care. Dogs are alive because they are healthy? As far as there being a God, thats more of a personal perspective. But in my mind, God died long ago, and in Gods' death we came to be... sort of the short and sweet version.

Blind: Im honestly not a sports fan. Though I do enjoy seeing the occational hockey clip where some fight breaks out and some Canadian looses a few teeth... thats always a laugh... sorry I couldnt really answer your question. I'll give it some thought and come back to it later.

Valleyman: Of course! We'll probably never know in our lifetimes, but thinking that there isnt something else out there just makes me feel lonely. Besides... where's the adventure if there isnt any other society out there to explore?

Chidongan: I always think of you... Chidongan...

Owenotto: ... Err... does a female chicken have a hand? I dont recall ever shaking hands with a chicken before... so I think its because evolution deemed them to be screwed in both flight and rock, paper, scissors.

[Owenotto]

Owenotto: ... Err... does a female chicken have a hand? I dont recall ever shaking hands with a chicken before... so I think its because evolution deemed them to be screwed in both flight and rock, paper, scissors.

Nah, it is because female chicken doesn't have boobs... You know what hand is able to...

What should people do if he lost in the jungle??

[JoshAries]

Owenotto: I dont get it. Anywho... if they're lost in a jungle and cant find their way out, the first thing they need to do is find a tree with some moss on it and go in the direction the moss is facing. Thats north... eventually they should be able to exit the jungle... or whatever it is... and get help. At least thats how I managed to get out of the small forests that we have here in Iowa.

[blind]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around does it make a sound?

[Valleyman]

What wins between an Unstoppable Force and an Immovable Object?

[oipotty]

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Eyeshield 21]

Why are some people so darn serious?

[takadanama]

Nah, it is because female chicken doesn't have boobs... You know what hand is able to...

What should people do if he lost in the jungle??

Owenotto: I dont get it.
LOL...
A hen doesn't have boobs, so a cock doesn't have hands to... them lol..
If a hen has boobs, then a cock must be created with hands lol just kidding though...

Q: What did you do last night? ;)

[the bane]

what should i do to someone who damages my car?

[JoshAries]

Blind: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, how do we know it fell in the first place?

Valleyman: Niether. They cancel each other out.

Oipotty: The lung fish that crawled out of the muck that ended up having butt sex with a lizard-bear-squirrel. Then it had eggs and out cracked a chicken.

Eyeshield: I would assume its different for each person. But I would assume that for most of them its because of that giant tree lodged up their bums. Thats the general opinion anyway.

Takadanama: Yeah I understood. Anywho... last night I worked then I came home to a lonely, cold bed... Why doesnt some pretty woman come and make it warm for me? Oooohhhh Mouuusiiiie!

The Bane: Whats the reason for the damaging of your car? Was it on purpose or on accident? If it was an accident, get their insurance information and tell them how it went down. If it was on purpose, call the police and tell them who did it and why, and also contact your insurance and talk to them about getting the damage fixed.

[Katzyn]

JoshAries, didn't you know that Mousie has been keeping MY bed warm at night? =O

[JoshAries]

Katzyn: Heh. Perhaps the both of you could come for a visit then. I always did like my bed hot at night.

[Katzyn]

You'd pay our plane tickets, right? ;D

[Arty]

Whos the most spamming hypocrit on NC.

[Valleyman]

Have you kept watching/reading Naruto in your absence?

[JoshAries]

Katzyn: Lol. Maybe.

Arty: I dunno. Been out of the swing of it too long. So Im just gunna say its me for the time being.

Valleyman: Of course, though mostly just the manga.

[Valleyman]

Four bags of candy are placed in front of you.
In all, there are 100 pieces of candy. There are 22 in the first bag and 18 in the second.
The third bag has twice as many as the fourth bag.
How many pieces of candy are in the third and fourth bags?

[Kumo]

If a deaf man curses at the top of his lungs in the forest and no one's around to hear him, is he being rude?

[JoshAries]

Valleyman: 40 in the 3rd bag and 20 in the 4th bag.

Kumo: Probably not. Since no one can tell what a deaf person is saying anyways.

[Owenotto]

Which one is more comfortable, wearing no underwear or sneaking into babe's toilet??

[Valleyman]

Do you have a bankai?

[the bane]

what is the best thing to do to relax ?

[Kristi]

Why havent i posted here yet? lol :p

[estranged]

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[Katzyn]

Why do fish red blood cells look different than cat or dog red blood cells? =D

[JoshAries]

Owenotto: Sneaking into a woman's bathroom. The zipper always chafes my nether regions, but sneaking into a woman's bathroom, chances are they'll just scream and chase you out. Not much likeliness that they'll kick ya in the nuts.

Valleyman: Sure I do.

The Bane: Depends on the person. Spending time with some good friends generally helps me. Spending time with a great woman helps me a little better than that. Spending time with three great women means I died and went to heaven.

Kristi: 'cause you fear my answers.

Estranged: !!!!

Katzyn: I dunno... could it be that they are different species and are only really related on the genetic scale by a few chromosones.

[Valleyman]

Are you a religious person?

[Katzyn]

Have you ever had any kind of urinary stone? =O

[Kumo]

Is it weird to hate crowds in person, and yet love 'em in a forum?

[JoshAries]

Valleyman: Not really. I stray away from religion. Its a bad idea. Faith however is a good thing.

Katzyn: Nope.

Kumo: Not at all. Sometimes Im the same way. I remember once I got a panic attack during a family gathering 'cause one of my aunts' got remarried. That was a bad day for me.

[Hidden Ninja]

is it possible that the computer techs could ever replace the fan in my laptop and have it last more than 2 months?

[Owenotto]

Why doesn't animal have toilet???

[JoshAries]

Hidden Ninja: Probably. You ever considered a plastic bag over a cooler filled with ice?

Owenotto: Because he has the lawn.

[the bane]

is a dog better than a cat ?

[Kristi]

whats the best Flavor of icecream?

[Dream Catcher]

Lol, Hidden you CPU might be overheating of your powersupply can be overheating. They should replace Power Supply and the Fan (at least that's what the tech told me when he fixed my comp) They usually replace in bulk so they won't have to send out tech every time.. Kinda like killing two birds with one stone... ?

[Valleyman]

Why do you think Dinosaurs went extinct?

[Katzyn]

Where has Mousie gone to? D=

[the lost shinobi]

why don't you get any good difficult questions to answer?

[Owenotto]

What are people searching the most??

[JoshAries]

The Bane: Im my opinion I like cats better. Just cause they're lazy like me, and I like that... there are other reasons too. But Im too lazy to say them.

Kristi: My opinion, the best flavor of ice cream is Reeses peanut butter cup and cookie dough mix with liquid peanut butter mixed into the ice cream. I work at a DQ. So I get to mess with the blizzard mixes.

Dream Catcher: We'll go with that one.

Valleyman: I like the asteriod theory.

Katzyn: Dunno. Probably playing Guild Wars or something.

The Lost Shinobi: Because people are too lazy to give me some difficult ones. I gots a brain! Lemme use it!

Owenotto: I dunno... probably porn or something.

[Kristi]

Why do blondes have a reputation as being stupid? :(

[oipotty]

What is the meaning of life?

[JoshAries]

Kristi: Blame Baywatch and people like Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton, and other blondes like them.

Oipotty: Ahhh... my young padawan... that is for you to discover!

[Owenotto]

Why do we have to school???

[the bane]

who invented studies ?

[JoshAries]

Owenotto: To better ourselves intellectually and socially. Not to mention make it easier when we decide what carrier we want to follow.

The Bane: Studies probably developed alot of different places as schools and the sort developed over time. So probably a long long time ago. In a galaxy far away.

[Katzyn]

Why do some people think their opinions are always "right", and everyone elses opinions are "wrong" and "stupid"?

[Kouta]

Ummm this is kinda random but 'whats ur favourite food'?

[Valleyman]

Why do people enjoy listening to music?

[estranged]

how are you? ^____________________________________________^

[Nick]

where do you live? And can i come live with you?

[JoshAries]

Katzyn: Generally its their mentality. Im betting its because they feel they have something to prove and let it be damned if anyone else proves them wrong.

Kouta: Hmm... thats a toughie. Mostly Im a fan of meat. A nice juicey steak is always good. Prime Rib is just to die for... especially if my friend Micah makes it... dear God, when I first tried that I could have died and went to hell and wouldnt have cared.

Valleyman: I wouldnt know. Its just something that started thousands of years ago when man realized that they could grunt in rhythem and it sounded neat. Probably developed from there.

Estranged: I am tired and not wanted to go to work tonight.

Nick: I live in Iowa, USA. And no you cannot.

[oipotty]

you bi/trilingual?

[Owenotto]

you bi/trisex??

[the bane]

why is 'why' said so often ?

[JoshAries]

Oipotty: Nope. I used to know Spanish a little. But now all I know is a few words here and there... I can still understand it a little... the written. Verbal is a whole other story.

Owenotto: Nope. I like the ladies. Though Im twisted enough to be able a guy is hot or not.

The Bane: Because its the most asked question of all time. "Why?!"

[estranged]

why did the US invade Iraq?

[the_emerald_king_of_fat]

Why is golf considered a sport?

[JoshAries]

Estranged: Because Congress believed in Bush and his resolve that Iraq had terrorists in it along with both. But the case was that neither were there, though now we got terrorists there now. So congrats Bush. You created a bigger problem than you solved.

The_Emerald_King_Of_Fat: Its not. There's no offense, nor a defence. Its not a sport in my book.

[Kristi]

Why do some men like boobs and some men like butts? :O

[Valleyman]

What do you think will happen in 2012, when everyone says the world will come to an end?

[Owenotto]

Who is God??

[JoshAries]

Kristi: Well Kristi, its because men have different tastes. Some men like breasts while others like the butt, or the legs, or the feet, or the neck, or the stomach. Its just the thing men like to look at and play with most.

Valleyman: The world will do what its always done and continue on. People who try and prophecize the future are just full of it. There is no way to truly see whats going to happen unless its so close that it has become inevitable.

Owenotto: Dunno, go look in a grave somewhere. Im sure you'll find the answer eventually.

[Owenotto]

Do you believe that Nessie exists??

[Valleyman]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[JoshAries]

Owenotto: Not really. Its probably just a lie to get more tourists or something like that.

Valleyman: Probably alot.

[ScareCrow]

Does true love exist or is it just a myth created by man to explain the lust of human nature to populate the world?

[JoshAries]

Scarecrow: I doubt its a lie. I think its just a simpler term to easily explain the entense and quite numerous different feelings that we have for other people. Im not saying that humanity's lust to populate the world doesnt play a part in it... thats just part of the survival instinct.

[Chidongan]

How does one tell the difference between love and true love?

[JoshAries]

Chidogan: I doubt there is such a thing as true love. I suppose you could love someone so unconditionally that no one else could replace that person. I mean, love isnt something you can measure or calculate in my opinion.