the wrong answer game

[estranged]

ok, one poster asks a question, and the next one responds with a completely wrong (and possibly humorous/random ^^) answer, along with another question.

do you see any point in this? no? good, lets get started.

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who created NC?

[Chidongan]

Jesus.






Why is my middle finger double jointed?

[blind]

because you touch yourself at night (actually this might be true :D)

why am I doing this?

[Chidongan]

Your trying to increase your post count.

(Remember kids, the bigger your amount of posts, the bigger your penis. ^_^)






What am I reading right now?

[Lolo]

cuz u wanna know me more/better~<3
(im wondering about the post amount issue)

Do i love u?

[Chidongan]

Of course you do. ^_^






Why does Lolo love me? :O

[blind]

your title says it all

who loves me?

[estranged]

Claire Danes :P

who assassinated Abraham Lincoln?

[blind]

(I can live with that, I guess :D)

His vice president, if they had them back then

What is true happiness?

[Lukasz]

to blow satan


what was the first words spoken by baby jesus

[blind]

HOLY CRAP!

what were your first words?

[Lukasz]

EVERYBODY IS KUNG-FU FIGHTING!


What is G. W. Bush drinking?

[estranged]

mescaline :D it makes him see WMDs everywhere xD

what is ufology?

[snakeeys]

Ufology its the science of video games studies.
Who is the sexiest girl in NC?

[Chidongan]

Snakeeys.






Who's the sexiest guy on NC?

[estranged]

Austin Powers <3

what is flesh made of? o_0

[Lukasz]

cosmic strings

Why Jews love pork?

[estranged]

because muslims hate it

what's behind the original copy of the US Declaration of Independence?

[snakeeys]

a treasure map...
fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to...?

[Tatsujin]

mescaline :D it makes him see WMDs everywhere xD

what is ufology?
Mescaline is da best in tablets!
Peyotl FTW!

what was the first words spoken by baby jesus
Put me in!

Live by honor..........

[snakeeys]

You ignored my question b4 Tatsu. Not very nice.

[Tatsujin]

a treasure map...
fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to...?

War!
War,war never.......

[snakeeys]

Live by honor..........

Die by shame?

War, war never stays the same

George, Paul, John and?

[Tatsujin]

Ring of the lords!
The good,the bad,and..............

[letsrock0303]

The Gerbils?

How many electrons are in a hydrogen atom?

[estranged]

beef

who invented spoon?

[Azure Wrath]

MJ!

What is the definition of hypoxic guard?

[estranged]

oral sex, ofcourse

who invented earth?

[AK47]

The architect

where are the genitals located on a male?

[Araceli]

In there lover's mouth, of course.

What is Chidongan's specialty?

[AK47]

A:not double penetrating a man's bum


Q: why are there two dead babies on the floor?

[Araceli]

Because you killed them.

Why is Rock Lee's fashion sense so terrible?

[Azure Wrath]

chakra = fashion sense

[Lukasz]

why azure didn't post a question?

[Azure Wrath]

because my answer was a question as wel! AHA!!! SNEAKY, no??

Was that believeable?

[Lukasz]

yes

what mimi does with azure when they are alone?

[Azure Wrath]

the wrong answer, eh?

She thinks about other men.

:p

IS reverse psychology effective?

[estranged]

reverse psychology is a myth

who came up with evolution?

[Azure Wrath]

the theory of darwin

What ate roger rabbit?

[Lukasz]

Roger Rabbit was not eaten. This conspiracy was created by carrot industry to hide corruption in highest levels.

Why WoW is so popular.

[Chidongan]

Because it speels W.OW.?





Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

[estranged]

Planet reach, Epsilon Eridani System

who went to the supermarket?

[Azure Wrath]

Superpeople?

What is the square root of carrots?

[Lukasz]

bugs bunny

is Lola Bunny hot or not?

[Azure Wrath]

depends how strong your microwave is

Is it wrong to leave your sausage in the microwave till it starts whistling?

[Araceli]

No, it tastes lovely.

Can an idiot survive a nuclear explosion?

[Azure Wrath]

yah, thats why you just posted :)

Does maths = happiness?

[Lukasz]

only geometry.


what is the most funny joke about France?

[Azure Wrath]

their accent

what about blowjobs?

[Lukasz]

what about blowjobs?
was an independent Dutch movie about two elderly man blowing balloons for money in pre-war paris.

who conquered roman empire?

[estranged]

Hatians

fill in the blanks: the good, the bad and the ____?

[Chidongan]

Neutral.






Who was the leader of the original Power Rangers?

[estranged]

Charlie

what are vases made of?

[Azure Wrath]

vasectomy's

what is the answer to this question?

[estranged]

Paris Hilton is talented

who invented kittehs?

[Azure Wrath]

dogs jaws

whats the question?

[blind]

anal monkeys

How do you play this game?

[Azure Wrath]

with your dog

is masturbation the key to endless viagra?

[The Agent Y]

no that is shikshee :D

why is the sky blue?

[Lukasz]

line 46578 of Matrix's program sets an afternoon sky at color 324 (which is the standard blue)


are you happy with your sexual life?

[The Agent Y]

yes (that is such a lie, i need more! :D)

are you a shikshee hater?

[Araceli]

Yes!!!!

How well can you fly in a simulator?

[estranged]

as well as a baseball player

are you a love child?

[Azure Wrath]

i love children

is pedophilia a bad thing?

[The Agent Y]

no, it is the best thing ever ;)

is this forum dying :p?

[Araceli]

Probably not.

Would you kiss a frog?

[Lukasz]

only if it can fly a jet plane

what is the tastiest dish you have ever eaten?

[The Agent Y]

nothing.

is the moon made out of cheese?

[estranged]

the moon is, like...where we get cheese o_0 (duhhh)

what's a star?

[Azure Wrath]

its when people like britney spears go back in time!

how do you transmogrify a grape?

[Araceli]

By selling it to Iraq.

What would you say if I said there was a hollow behind you?

[estranged]

is it pretty?

what is naruto?

[Cjones8705]

some kinda frog demonf fox dog guy

Who are you?

[ihc]

an orange

why is grass green?

[dark_man2007]

becuze your high




y do you exist?

[ihc]

because pigs dont like me very well :/

why do people ask dumb questions? (lol)

[dark_man2007]

because there smart




why is the sky blue?

[estranged]

because god made it that way

hey was up?

[ihc]

hey was never down :[

how was Easter started?

[Dream Catcher]

I eat some steak and hot sauce.. the rest flowed naturally


Why are pigs fat ?

[ihc]

trees fall on them

why are retards not smart?

[Dream Catcher]

Because taking a bath is very relaxing


why do people like rough bondage?

[ihc]

they drink milk ALL the time :/

why do most redheads have a lot of freckles?

[Dream Catcher]

Because the Lakers will win the championship

why are games fun ?

[ihc]

because cheese replied to dc in the spamzone, but doesnt think hes noticed ;-;

why do animals have so much hair?

[Lukasz]

they are antennas for telephatic communication.

why did jesus walk on water?

[Dream Catcher]

cuz he couldn't walk on land !

^^ That answer deserves quoting ^^ haha

Why do cat meow ?

[ihc]

the Indians taught the Pilgrams how to grow corn

whats the difference between a hair schrunchy and a hair bow?

[Lukasz]

hair bow can shoot only at distance of 20 feet

why did naruto do avatar when ichigo was fooling around with luffy?

[estranged]

E=mc²

how does a forum work?

[ihc]

it closes the store

how are batteries recycled?

[KS07]

by the feeding of roast chickens.

How do we eat?

[WalkingFish]

with north and south poles?

why do people take naps

[estranged]

because Don Corleone made them an offer they couldn't refuse

who is Don Corleone?

[Lukasz]

the brave knight who fought Irish Magician in 23044 BC


what is your purpose in life?

[The Agent Y]

to never have sex and not reproduce

why is the sky blue?

[Araceli]

Because I said so!!!!!

Why is the moon a symbol for women and femininity?

[Drizzt_13]

because it is shaped like a testicle

Who watches the watchmen?

[The Agent Y]

my ass

why is school so lame?

[Araceli]

Because you don't try...

Why is it that most anime main character's/hero's are blonde/orange/blonde highlighted or have at least one blonde in the group?

[estranged]

japanese people think blondes are smart

how is exercise good for you?

[KS07]

It grows cucumbers.

Is Azure dead?

[estranged]

nop

..get it? =D

is there something on your crotch? o_0

[Kumo]

..................... yes.


Are life and existence the same thing?

[estranged]

jshbfshbdifhaiehidusadnf

who is invented somethign?

[Kumo]

jshbfshbdifhaiehidusadnf

who is invented somethign?Your an asswipe for not giving an intelligent answer! or at least one that can be pronounced! >< DOUCHE

A bear walks by a house with all four sides facing south. What color is the wolf that kills him?

[Dream Catcher]

Grey ?

What is the meaning of meaning?

[Kumo]

Actually he's white. ^_^ And to your question... syzygy.

What is hippopoptomonstresquipdaliophobia?

[Dream Catcher]

a sort of pie?

what is the Y

[estranged]

gsrtghrdgh

wejihriwuerhiuwerhjt?

[Kumo]

"Can you feel the love tonight? What is lead to rest... it's enough to make kings and vagabonds leave the very best..."

What is the difference between the phrases "Eternal life" and "Life Eternal"?

[estranged]

eternal life > life eternal

who is your mom?

[Kumo]

My great great great granddaughter.

What is the meaning of life?

[Seraphiel]

Phallus

Where do you go when u are hungry?

[Tatsujin]

to whore house?
What is between red and green?

[Kumo]

BS?

What do you call a hyena with half a brain?

[Tatsujin]

Beagel?
Whats the difference between genocide and murder?

[Kumo]

Genocide is a type of drink, and murder is a song.

What is the function of a gasket?

[Tatsujin]

Protection from poisoning with antrax.
What U call small rocks that u can put into Ur penis-hole?

[Kumo]

Your brain.

What are you thinking right now?

[The Agent Y]

that i shouldnt sleep bc sleep is the devil and people hate it

what color is my shirt?

[estranged]

pink

don't you masturbate?

[Kumo]

maaaaaaybe >.>

Do the laws of physics change? (by change, i mean modified so it's more accurate, disproved, etc etc...)

[The Agent Y]

never, bc i said so

is my shirt red?

[Owenotto]

no, my underwear is...
Why does chicken have no hand???

[estranged]

because god made it that way

who is your daddy?

[Owenotto]

my mom's husband...

can kangaroo walk with its hand...

[estranged]

greek kangaroos can

how does a computer work?

[Owenotto]

By doing homework obviously...

Where is the right place to masturbate???

[The Agent Y]

in the girls locker room

why is masturbation a funny word?

[JoshAries]

What isnt funny about clowns climbing into a car?

How old am I in dog years?

[The Agent Y]

50 decades

why does my laptop get hot?

[Owenotto]

Because it never have a cold drink...

Why can't a goat become a cow???

[Lukasz]

different political opinions between cows and goats.

how come superman can fly?

[Owenotto]

by using his fart as jet booster

so, where does spidey's net come from???

[Lukasz]

his urethra


what would you do with one million euro?

[Owenotto]

buy a popcorn...

What type of book you like most??

[The Agent Y]

playboy

what is 2+2?! :O

[estranged]

groupie =O

where is sand? o_0

[Owenotto]

Bali, visit indonesia...

Why doesn't every joke amusing???

[The Agent Y]

bc i dont get your question...


why is this so sexy?! -----> ;)

[estranged]

because it's not

why is this wrong?

[The Agent Y]

because you asked it

why is it so hot?

[Owenotto]

What's "it"????

[taisuke kanou]

the sun

How are you? :yo:

[Owenotto]

fine (is it funny??)

What the hell is alien waiting for to invade earth???

[ScareCrow]

They're waiting for you to have sex with Rock Lee.

What's your favorite cartoon character? (Western animation, not Eastern!)

[Kumo]

Whichever one is a lesbian (outside of a porno) >.>

A bear walks by a house with all four sides facing north. What color is the house's front door?

[ScareCrow]

North............

Why is my sig so awesome?

[estranged]

n00b, you have post a question too

why didn't he post one?

[-Erios-]

silly rabbit trix are for kids!

why did the chicken cross the street?

[Sozoku]

So it could get humped by the rooster.

Why doesn't Clifford get plastic surgery to make him normal?

[estranged]

because plastic surgery is the leading cause of sex, and clifford doesn't have a penis

who's your daddy?

[Sozoku]

I don't have one! (Don't worry, Azure, you're my dad! ;))

What's a pie?

[KS07]

A breed of Canadian Australian Antelope.

What is a Canadian Australian Antelope?

[Sozoku]

Bob!

What is a fart rolled in butter with cheese on teh side?

[Tatsu]

A bouquet of flowers

Whats a forum?

[estranged]

lol

what's a hooligan?

[Sozoku]

Some kind of retarded monkey breed?

What's a dog?

[Tatsu]

The name of an early Shakespeare play.

What's a crime?

[Sozoku]

Anything that that comes out of a cat's butt.

What is a roleplay?

[Tatsu]

An extinct species of bird.

What is "time"?

[Sozoku]

A plant!

What is a blob?

[Owenotto]

I won't answer...

Why did Tom hate Jerry??

[Tatsu]

because jerry slept with tom's wife several times.

what's the name of the main character of Naruto?

[-Erios-]

Sasuke because kishi is in love with him

Why is the Shrek an ogre?

[estranged]

because shrek has emotional problems or somethin i dunno

why does page 1 always come first?

[Tatsu]

Because it is a countdown until the end of the book/chapter

Who is Tatsu?

[estranged]

spoon

how does viagra work?

[S.Haze]

You shit on it
Why is "A" the first letter of the alphabet?

[estranged]

because elasticity is elastic

what is a conjunction?

[Izanagi]

the answer of star wars


when does the new naruto narutimate accel 3 comes out?

[I Know]

November 2005

Why do people masturbate

[Izanagi]

because of their hair's loopy


whats the purpose of sleeping?

[I Know]

To masturbate

Why do we have dreams

[Izanagi]

otherwise the psp wouldn't have a X-button


why do guitars exsist?

[Anthony Uchiha]

To turn to dust on people.

When was the world created?

[Mermaid3]

when my freinds were born

Where did alligators come from?

[Anthony Uchiha]

From Mt. Etna.

Where does Bush go first when he wakes up?

[estranged]

to hide in his bunker because he had a nightmare


define xenophobia

[Cjones8705]

The fear of touching the (x) key on your computer fortunately I don't have it

Why is there a such thing as 5am?

[Anthony Uchiha]

So you can go and take a one way trip to the netherworld.

Why do you eat?

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you forgot to add a question Mr.Bot!

who is Botsy pink dildo?

[Steel Paladin]

a cat named ryan
why is the sky blue

[Erosannin]

*tissue* 'Cause I got you in the eye... sorry... :D

Why am I so damn shagadelic?

[estranged]

because that's a real word

what is the Bush Doctrine?

[Erosannin]

A "flossing" via oral sex...

Why is it "less filling?"

[The Ama]

Because kittens are cute.


What is the size of the universe?

[Erosannin]

Yo mom!!!

Why is my fart releases such a flowery scent?

[-Erios-]

your mom!!!

what happens when you divide by 0?

[Steel Paladin]

You kill a cat
What happens when a ball is thrown?

[estranged]

it melts

what happens next?

[Erosannin]

You mom? ^^

What's a fusion of Sasugay and Quagmire?

[-Erios-]

your mom^^


when is the next census??

[Erosannin]

Your anus ^

Why is marijuanna banned in U.S.?

[Gman47]

Your facccccceeeeeeee! ^^

why does the world go round?

[-Erios-]

because of ero's avatar



would you answer with a dumb answer?

[Erosannin]

I'm God~

Would you state what's obvious?

[-Erios-]

erosannin is a girl???


Do you have pets?

[Erosannin]

I have vibrator~


Got Ero?

[Gman47]

chocolate ero

got money?

[Tatsujin]

Fish fu*k.
got di*kbutt?

[Erosannin]

anus penis.

Are you nakked?

[Steel Paladin]

only on da weekend
How much dose a elephant weigh?

[Erosannin]

YO MAMA~ :D

How long is your "lightsaber"?

[-Erios-]

erodynamic


can you say yes??

[Erosannin]

ANUHAK GIB KCUS UOY


Why is 1 + 2 = 4?

[-Erios-]

i like turtles...


when do women have their period??

[Erosannin]

When they make their "Ultimatum"... like... "either you tell me your name or it's over..."

Why is that EVERYONE'S pubes are curly instead of straight?

[-Erios-]

its the gravity's fault


When someone asks you to shut up, what do you do?

[Gman47]

shut their mom up.

Did you loose the game?

[-Erios-]

I slapped that btiatch


did you fap tonight??

[Erosannin]

I farted a corn-nut.

Can I have yo number?

[-Erios-]

the speed of light is = 299 792 458 m / s





when you dream do you fly?

[Erosannin]

I can eat peaches for hours...

How's my creamonsumyoungguy?

[-Erios-]

i like turtles





que hora es?

[Erosannin]

muy bien, y'tu?

What's your social security number?

[-Erios-]

the Interpol is listening maan





when was the last time you did something helpful?

[Steel Paladin]

X=mc squared
what time is it?

[-Erios-]

nice to meet you!^^



what do you do before going to sleep?

[S.Haze]

y=mx+c

what do you do in the afternoon

[-Erios-]

i like cheese



do you love your family