Kill a blind clone

[Thistle]

So far blind resisted two attempts at his life by using clones. There seem to be a lot more of those around. Any ideas how to kill them in a most original way?

careful, there were explosive tags on those

KAI!

*Blind splatters everwhere

*poof*

sorry that was just a clone...:D

*walks over to blind and hands him a pocket nuke*

*walks away*

*pocket nuke explodes, vaporizing blind*

*poof*

Ha ha, its another clone :D

[blind]

Yeah I've got clones everywhere, you'll never find where I actually am, so destroy as you like :D

[MiMi_Chan]

*pulls blind by the collar*

Well it didn't poof. Mommy knows her son best ;)

[blind]

but noooo...you can't play *pout*

you'll always find the right one!

[.........]

just bio engineer a virus that only reacts to his dna. if that doesnt work,then i dunno what else you could possibly do

[blind]

sorry, doesn't work on my clone, once you poke him with a needle he'll *poof* outta existence :p

[Thistle]

Oh my this should be a game...

Hey blind wanna translate those?

*three tons of chinese manuscripts drop on blind*

[.........]

sorry, doesn't work on my clone, once you poke him with a needle he'll *poof* outta existence :p

i dont have to inject you with it. thats the purpose of it being a virus. i can just make it air born.

[blind]

Oh my this should be a game...

Hey blind wanna translate those?

*three tons of chinese manuscripts drop on blind*

Here, done!

*drops all three tons back on Thistle*

i dont have to inject you with it. thats the purpose of it being a virus. i can just make it air born.

Hmm...ok then that clone is dead :D

[MiMi_Chan]

Should I dare input my twisted rated R ideas? :p

[blind]

Try me :D (or actually my clones)

[MiMi_Chan]

The most annoying death would be to tie you to a wall and poke you with my finger. Annoying and takes forever to die muhahahaha :p

[blind]

ooo...not enough damage to poof the clone, yet effective...I like! (but my clones doesn't)

[papfles]

Or, we just don't bother with killing the clones, so that he will just die from not getting any attention!

[MiMi_Chan]

We could force the blind clone to have smex with someone and force the others to watch >_>

[blind]

then the clones would just join in :D

@ pap: no matter, they'll find something to do :D

[MiMi_Chan]

I said we'd find a way to keep them out ;)

How odd would it be that they'd have to watch themselves doing it >_<

[blind]

That would be quite weird...perhaps one of the clones could henge and...;)

[papfles]

We should strip them naked, then get a girl to approach them, and then when they are most aroused, lay them down onto the ground, spread their legs, take a sledgehammer and smash their crown jewels.

If it's not the real blind, at least we'll have some fun, and he (being a male) should feel some pain from witnessing the ordeal.

[blind]

*winces* ouch...

I'm just glad that wasn't the real me :D

[papfles]

* pushes another blind - crown jewels first - into the point of a ping-pong table.

[blind]

*grimace* ouch...what is this from personal experience now? :D jk

[papfles]

what is this from personal experience now?

Nah, once thought of a "most painful ways to hurt yourself". This didn't even top the charts :-/

The most painful one was: running on the side of a swimming pool, where they have a bar about 20 cm from the side of the pool, so that little children can hold on to the bar when they are in the water.

Then slipping with your right leg (with the pool on your right side), having the right foot end up between the bar and the side of the pool and then have your leg (at shin level) snap sideways towards the pool, while your entire body follows into that direction....

[blind]

oooo...yikes...

[Araceli]

You just told it to him......

For someone who's looking for gore, violence, and sadistism, get all the clones, line them up, chain them down, and throw baseball sized rockes at them. Once the real one is determined, we tie a 10 lead weight to his c*** and have him lie down on a table with a hole where the dick should be. Make sure the table is twenty feet off the ground and that you cut off his fingers and secure his wrists, beforehand.

If you want it easy, less time consuming, and is fun for the whole family, just gather the clones up and release a hydrogen bomb.

For someone who just wants to have fun and see something entertaining, once again, gather them up and encase them in an area full of landmines. Then sit back, relax, put on some fun ocastra music, and enjoy the show.

[blind]

lol nice try letsrock...who says I can only clone? kawarimi ftw :D

[the lost shinobi]

blind is in my genjutsu.... now stab him while he doesnt realize it

*various stabs*

there the deed is done, the game is over. you cant kawarimi or bunshin yourself out of a genjutsu. I am not the Agency assassin for no reason buddy. tough luck

[blind]

good point, you think I'm in your genjutsu...but am I really? :D *merges into ground*

[the lost shinobi]

no i dont think i know. and i know your dead because i know your in my genjutsu because I know I happen to have an MS and I know that you just got stabbed by multiple people. now be a good dead blind :p

[blind]

Sorry, MS doesn't work on me, my flytrap makes me genjutsu proof :D

[Dream Catcher]

i didnt want to resort to this ....

*DC and a girl are standing in a large cager with no way In or out without the key which DC has in his pocket. The sexy asian girl standing next to DC takes off her coat to reveal amazing DD breasts and a curvy body*

NOW !! Either all the clones poof and the real one comes out or all the clones get a bad case of blue balls !! MWAHAHA

[Araceli]

................... And here I thought that the pervert puns could be avoided.......... :faint:

[letsrock0303]

*holds Blind's head under water til the bubbles stop*

*poof*

Damn it!!!! does anyone know a good place to by a sub macine gun :biggrin1:

[Araceli]

Why not get a time machine and ask MG Kelly to help you out..... Nahhhhh.......

Throw a kunai at them untill
A)You get tired.
B)Blinds dead.
or
C)You loose intrest.

[-Erios-]

blind doesnt have the stamina that naruto has! he wont be able to keep up for long... someday we'll catch the real one... someday

[blind]

We'll see about that! :D

[Owenotto]

I gave up since a long time ago.....

[Sozoku]

blind...

*Sozoku grabs blind and slaps him on his flytrap*.

No poof, guess i know my bro well!

[blind]

Silly Sozo, my clones aren't as weak as Naruto's...

Poof.

[Owenotto]

For all who wants to get a real blind, i recommend you euthanasia........

[Sozoku]

Gaaahhh retarded Naruto! He makes poofing clones so EASY!

[blind]

I like the fact that the title of the thread already suggest that the real me is impossible to kill. :D

[Owenotto]

Hmm, blind is persistent...

[Seraphiel]

Blind don't make me use MS and Kirin on your,or even worse susano'o.

[blind]

Try me. Like those will work.

[Owenotto]

I'll support blind.... Win for blind!!!

[-Erios-]

uses " harem no jutsu" n has them find each one of the blind clones
*me in a cocky tone* jaja blind stands no chance with this technique i have defeated some of the toughest shinobies in the world.
*meanwhile* the clones find blind's clones blind has lost all his concentration making his clones disappear leaving him to the open... now a bunch of NC comrades appear from nowhere n have blind surrounded! they decide to bring ibbiki to interrogate the real blind *ibbiki starts his interrogation* now u listen to me! blind LOL tell me why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.... but wait blind has an ace under his sleeve he somehow has one of his followers trow a smoke bomb n guess wut *blind scapes* noooooooOOOO!
NC comrades at the place "man we were so close"
later that night they recieve an e-mail from blind witch says "haha u fools will never catch me with those cheap tricks" maybe next time... as for now i will try to conquer the world *rolf*
haha j/k blind u cool

[Sozoku]

Heh, blind-senpai helped me with my Sharingan! I got teh MS!!!!

[blind]

uses " harem no jutsu" n has them find each one of the blind clones
*me in a cocky tone* jaja blind stands no chance with this technique i have defeated some of the toughest shinobies in the world.
*meanwhile* the clones find blind's clones blind has lost all his concentration making his clones disappear leaving him to the open... now a bunch of NC comrades appear from nowhere n have blind surrounded! they decide to bring ibbiki to interrogate the real blind *ibbiki starts his interrogation* now u listen to me! blind LOL tell me why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.... but wait blind has an ace under his sleeve he somehow has one of his followers trow a smoke bomb n guess wut *blind scapes* noooooooOOOO!
NC comrades at the place "man we were so close"
later that night they recieve an e-mail from blind witch says "haha u fools will never catch me with those cheap tricks" maybe next time... as for now i will try to conquer the world *rolf*
haha j/k blind u cool

lol...Valleyman wrote a similar story too, it was pretty sweet...:p

And Sozoku, I don't have MS, so I can't really help you there.

[Sozoku]

I know, senpai, but it improved my MS when you helped my regular Sharingan!

[blind]

Sorry, MS and Sharingan are completely different, you'll need to find a way to train on your own, your MS that is.

[Sozoku]

Right, senpai! Then why did your regular Sharingan training help my MS?

[blind]

I'm saying it didn't...:p

Anyways are you going to try and kill my clone or not? :D

[Sozoku]

In a fight, quickly, while Irv is out? Sure. Mangekyo Sharingan!

[Sozoku]

I see where the real you is!

[blind]

Your eyes can't see through my clones, bring it on.

And this isn't SoS related, it's just for fun, so it's not like it'll interfer with your fight with Irv.

[Sozoku]

Gotcha!

Tsukuyomi!

[blind]

Genjutsu don't work on my clones, Sera has tried that already. :p

[Sozoku]

Darn!

Katon: Housenka no Jutsu!

[blind]

You think measely fire jutsus like that would work? To quote Jiraiya: The real one isn't with them. HA.

[Sozoku]

Don't rejoice just yet...!

Summoning Jutsu!

* A large fox stands beside Sozoku*

Track the scent of this clone to its original owner!

And its nose never fails.

[blind]

Sorry, the poofs that the clones made when they disappear destroys the trail of smell that you're seeking. Also, who said I was in range of your fox's nose? :p

[Sozoku]

Gah, he's unstoppable!

[blind]

Unstoppable is correct, unless you find the real one, which is pretty much impossible too, you'll never defeat me.

[Sozoku]

If i found the real one, I bet it would be much easier from then on...

[blind]

If i found the real one, I bet it would be much easier from then on...

IF you found the real one, but even then, who's to say I don't have other defenses set up? If you get around those, I still have stuff I carry on myself that could very well kill you before you kill me. :D

[-Erios-]

Wow!! blind is immortal.... i shall give up too....

[Sozoku]

Hail blind-senpai!

[blind]

Muaha...my latest challenger is Agent Y, how will he fare? We shall see...

[Owenotto]

I gave up since a long time... But, my president is a though guy, blind.......

[blind]

Let's just say, he hired me for a reason, although I'm confused why he's trying to kill me now, I shall show him that it's impossible.

[The Agent Y]

i give up, because i have forgotten you are my right hand man. i just felt left out of the Agent LS vs Agent B war :sad:

so i had to join.

but i know blind is impossible to kill, i see him in ever thread!

its like whoa. :p

my 21 tailed chupacabra got hungry too, i had to feed him.

[blind]

I shall await his challenge as well then, his effort shall fall short! Muaha!

[The Agent Y]

the 21 tailed beast?

he will find you!

then he will lick you, because he is as emo as sasuke, and then he will go to a corner.

[blind]

How will he do that? My scent is distributed through my clones, there is no difference between them. Plus, who's to say I'm close enough for you to smell me? :D

[The Agent Y]

well, he like can track the real one through the clone he kills. he has uber powers of doom. but he is hungry.

[blind]

How can you track it? The clones just disappear upon being attacked!

[Dream Catcher]

*picks a random blind clone and starts violating it*

[blind]

That's not killing a clone....it's kind of fun to watch...:D

[Antagonist]

*nukes Vancouver, Canada into a smouldering crater*

[blind]

There goes your home on Vancouver Island too. :D

Plus, I put that was my location because it's where most of them are, not where I actaully am, hahaha.

[Antagonist]

doesn't it hurt you to know that exact replica's of you are dying in such gruesome ways? how can you sleep knowing you are creating clones that feel pain? why dont you just die and end the suffering of the bind peoples aka clones?

[blind]

Not really, it's their purpose to be destroyed in the place of me, so as long as I'm not found, they've served their purpose. :D

[Antagonist]

you soo heartlessssss

lets play 21 questions!!

are you on earth?

[blind]

Maybe...but for the sake of argument, yes, yes I am.

[Antagonist]

*sets time backwards till all the clones are uncreated leaving only one blind that takes that said blind and peels him alive with a sharpened seashell

[blind]

What if I'm actually in a parallel universe? A parallel universe amongst infinite possibilities of parallel universes?

[the lost shinobi]

What if I'm actually in a parallel universe? A parallel universe amongst infinite possibilities of parallel universes?

somebody has to win in this game eventually so lets make it known that your are on Earth in the present day

[blind]

And that somebody is me. :D

And yeah, I'm on "earth" in "present day", they're referred to as the same thing in different universes, so find the right one, and try to kill me.

[the lost shinobi]

And that somebody is me. :D

And yeah, I'm on "earth" in "present day", they're referred to as the same thing in different universes, so find the right one, and try to kill me.

in this universe. parallel universes are still just theories, their existence isnt definite

[blind]

in this universe. parallel universes are still just theories, their existence isnt definite

I'm proof that they are.

[the lost shinobi]

fine I'll play your game.

you are in the universe I currently reside in or else you would not be able to type with me on the internet. There is no cable or radio communications systems that transfers data across parallel universes. ergo you reside in my universe. Also you cannot simply move between parallel universes as you please. When you are in a universe not your own, the entropy of that universe will begin to fluctuate. Matter cannot be created nor be destroyed, yet you when you enter another universe have broken that rule. You are essentially matter that is unaccounted for in the universe and will throw off the equilibrium of said universe. There is a time limit to how long you can reside in your adopted universe and it isn't very long. Also to create rips in the space time continuum you need a massive amount of energy. like beyond a Black hole's capabilities. ergo it is impossible for you to go back because there is nothing on my Earth capable of doing such things so I have proved that your are stuck here on my Earth in my time.

[blind]

fine I'll play your game.

you are in the universe I currently reside in or else you would not be able to type with me on the internet. There is no cable or radio communications systems that transfers data across parallel universes. ergo you reside in my universe. Also you cannot simply move between parallel universes as you please. When you are in a universe not your own, the entropy of that universe will begin to fluctuate. Matter cannot be created nor be destroyed, yet you when you enter another universe have broken that rule. You are essentially matter that is unaccounted for in the universe and will throw off the equilibrium of said universe. There is a time limit to how long you can reside in your adopted universe and it isn't very long. Also to create rips in the space time continuum you need a massive amount of energy. like beyond a Black hole's capabilities. ergo it is impossible for you to go back because there is nothing on my Earth capable of doing such things so I have proved that your are stuck here on my Earth in my time.

I like where this is going...

But no, just because I'm posting on here, doesn't mean I'm here. Have you considered my clone is doing the typing? As for travelling between dimensions, I can do that as well. Watch this video and you should understand.

http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php

[the lost shinobi]

I like where this is going...

But no, just because I'm posting on here, doesn't mean I'm here. Have you considered my clone is doing the typing? As for travelling between dimensions, I can do that as well. Watch this video and you should understand.

http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php

well if your clone is doing the typing then he still is subject to that rule about entroy and will eventually cease to exist as well. im watching the video now btw

[blind]

well if your clone is doing the typing then he still is subject to that rule about entroy and will eventually cease to exist as well. im watching the video now btw

We don't see anyone's clone in Naruto appearing or disappearing disturbing their entropy, I don't see why mine would.

Great video btw, I want to get that book. :D

[the lost shinobi]

We don't see anyone's clone in Naruto appearing or disappearing disturbing their entropy, I don't see why mine would.

Great video btw, I want to get that book. :D

clones in Naruto are created from energy already present in the universe not from an external source like a new universe. since they are created from energy already present, no rule regarding the creation or destruction of matter and energy has been broken ergo the entropy of the universe is still at balanced state.

your problem is this stuff is coming from somewhere else and disturbing the delicate and intricate framework of my universe. It's physics way of saying GET THE $%#^ OUT

[blind]

clones in Naruto are created from energy already present in the universe not from an external source like a new universe. since they are created from energy already present, no rule regarding the creation or destruction of matter and energy has been broken ergo the entropy of the universe is still at balanced state.

your problem is this stuff is coming from somewhere else and disturbing the delicate and intricate framework of my universe. It's physics way of saying GET THE $%#^ OUT

Who says I make them and they show up in your dimension? I could create one from where I am, fold through the 9th dimension to get to where you are. So no, it'd still work. :D

[the lost shinobi]

Who says I make them and they show up in your dimension? I could create one from where I am, fold through the 9th dimension to get to where you are. So no, it'd still work. :D

thats the same thing just a roundabout way. it's still extra unaccounted for matter. anything from your dimension cannot exist in mine for an extended period of time

[blind]

thats the same thing just a roundabout way. it's still extra unaccounted for matter. anything from your dimension cannot exist in mine for an extended period of time

Not really, think about the big picture. If the change from everything is still zero (tenth dimension), I can still go from one dimension to the other, by simply folding through the ninth.

[the lost shinobi]

you dont seem to understand the roundabout in roundabout way lol. your idea is like saying to get to france you'll transit through england instead of taking a direct flight but in the end you still get to france.

[blind]

you dont seem to understand the roundabout in roundabout way lol. your idea is like saying to get to france you'll transit through england instead of taking a direct flight but in the end you still get to france.

What's your point? As long as the result is there, the path that I take is irrelavent.

[Dream Catcher]

*violates another clone after the last one "popped""

[blind]

*Orders clone to gang up on DC*

Muahaha...

[Dream Catcher]

*breaks clone arms*

;p

[blind]

:O

But they'll just disappear, meaning no "fun time" for you...:p

[Dream Catcher]

They'll disappear anyway from one of my "power thrusts"

[blind]

Your "power thrusts" aren't as painful as breaking an arm. ;)

[Dream Catcher]

Oh really now

*thrusts into the clone's eye socket"

[blind]

K obviously I'm not talking about getting it in the eye socket, I mean I'm blind, but I still have eyes, it's not like the sockets are empty. :p

[Dream Catcher]

K obviously I'm not talking about getting it in the eye socket, I mean I'm blind, but I still have eyes, it's not like the sockets are empty. :p

well they are now O_o

Hmmm wouldn't violent rapage of your KBs lead to massive trauma and stress ?? LOL

[blind]

well they are now O_o

Hmmm wouldn't violent rapage of your KBs lead to massive trauma and stress ?? LOL

Mentally, perhaps, but who says I wouldn't be saving these experiences for revenge? :p

[Dream Catcher]

well... how could you? Getting blown up and raped one million times over ain't exactly "healthy"

[blind]

I guess it would be traumatizing, but my sick mind makes it extremely difficult to traumatize me permanently. :)

[Dream Catcher]

Lol sick mind or not, getting butt raped ain't fun :p

[blind]

Not if it's fetish. :)

Not saying that it is personally, but just throwing it out there...:D

[Dream Catcher]

So the truth comes out

[blind]

Hey, I said it wasn't personally...:p

Bottom line, it'd be traumatizing, but not enough to kill me. :D

[The Agent Y]

ill blow up the world from mars. :p

no, you cant say anything, because you would know nothing of it, so i win :D

[blind]

ill blow up the world from mars. :p

no, you cant say anything, because you would know nothing of it, so i win :D

I wouldn't know because it wouldn't affect me. :D

[The Agent Y]

so then you are already dead, or have no real body :p

bc all living things would vaporize :D

muhahahaha

or you are immortal, like the agent y is. :O

[blind]

so then you are already dead, or have no real body :p

bc all living things would vaporize :D

muhahahaha

or you are immortal, like the agent y is. :O

Read back two pages, I've already said where I am, good luck finding me though. :D

[The Agent Y]

i live in all dimensions :p

i experimented on myself countless times :D

i shall find you, rest assured. it may take light years, but i shall.

[blind]

i live in all dimensions :p

i experimented on myself countless times :D

i shall find you, rest assured. it may take light years, but i shall.

Psst, president, light years are a measure of distance, not time. :D

[The Agent Y]

yes, it some distance away from here to your dimension :p

so it shall take light years to get you :D

[blind]

Technically, if you can bend dimensions, then you don't even have to travel all over, it's just that there are too many possibility that it'll take you, ohh I don't know...forever. :D

[The Agent Y]

but i cant bend dimensions :sad:

however, considering that i am immortal, i can find you. unless you die first :p

[blind]

but i cant bend dimensions :sad:

however, considering that i am immortal, i can find you. unless you die first :p

I don't know, the only possibility is me dying of old age, since I'm not immortal...But even if you outlast me, you wouldn't be technically "killing" me. :D

[The Agent Y]

but id be out living you :D

i can live with that! muhahaha

ill find your grave and point and laugh :p

the ultimate win

[Dream Catcher]

You can't attack him directly, you have to attack his heart !

[blind]

but id be out living you :D

i can live with that! muhahaha

ill find your grave and point and laugh :p

the ultimate win

But you won't have the satisfaction of saying that you killed me, which is the point of the thread. :p

I'd laugh at you from my grave. :D

[The Agent Y]

damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....let me win!

[-Erios-]

Man I cant believe it after all this years :lol: and he just doesnt give up..... this blind clone is a though one



blind tell me your secret......pretty please!!

[-Erios-]

seems like we succeed...:sad: I havent seen a blind clone around in a couple of days...

[Erosannin]

Yeah I've got clones everywhere, you'll never find where I actually am, so destroy as you like :D

Wait a second...

So you're telling me that last night when we did hot make up and made that sweet sweet pillow talk, it was your clone?

Hmm... Perhaps next time, I should deliver my baseball bat dildo early to see if you go "poof"... Blind, I am sorely disappointed here...

[blind]

You're damn right it was my clone, if I'm not mistakened, you quite enjoyed it too...

As for you being "sorely" disappointed, at least you got that part in quotes right. Yeah, you'll be sore next time...:)

[SpikeUchiha]

Amaterasu..it should get to the real one sooner then later..

[Erosannin]

Yeah, you'll be sore next time...:)

*pinky*

"Promise?" :D

[blind]

Amaterasu..it should get to the real one sooner then later..

Good luck finding the real one before you run out of chakra. :D

*pinky*

"Promise?" :D

Promise. ;)

[-Erios-]

WOW!!!! blind he is trying to kill one of your clones with good offers :O:p

[Erosannin]

I was planning on activating "ramming" mode, along with the "jackrabbit" mode to speed up the process...

[-Erios-]

ahh they deleted the post.....:(

[blind]

You guys have failed....hard.

[Erosannin]

You guys have failed....hard!!

Last minute POKE!!!

-_- dammit...

[-Erios-]

lol we havent failed its just that ppl arent interested enough on you to come and kill your clones :p

[Erosannin]

As much as I would like to disagree on Erios here, it's true. Blind, you were great in bed, but there are others like ACPROS, who (according to the rumour) can fit an entire baseball bat in his anus. That's quite a caliber if you ask me...

[blind]

lol we havent failed its just that ppl arent interested enough on you to come and kill your clones :p

Finally realize that those are just clones huh? About time. :thumb:

[-Erios-]

.......i saw through every move you made

[sasuke123uchiha]

*stabs blind*pft yet another clone

[-Erios-]

you see i have cracked the code to efficiently kill blind..... we have to attack him thru his the heart even a ninja has emotions so we have to kidnap his lover and then we capture blind easy huh!

[sasuke123uchiha]

you mean erosanin?

[Erosannin]

you see i have cracked the code to efficiently kill blind..... we have to attack him thru his the heart even a ninja has emotions so we have to kidnap his lover and then we capture blind easy huh!

Problem is, YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!~~

*run like hell*

[sasuke123uchiha]

your in a genjutsu^^

[-Erios-]

you mean erosanin?

lol ero you traitor!!!!!

[Erosannin]

your in a genjutsu^^

STAB-YOU-IN-THE-EYE-VIA-FINGER-FORK-NO-JUTSU...

Not anymore...

lol ero you traitor!!!!!

Yup. You know it.

[blind]

.......i saw through every move you made

In which case you fail even harder, you can't even kill me when you can see every move I've made! :D

[ACPRO]

In which case you fail even harder, you can't even kill me when you can see every move I've made! :D

*destroys space time sending the whole universe into obliteration*

yes blind i think ive killed you now, even if it did cost me my own life and the life of every other human.

[-Erios-]

oh nice going AC now you've done it :mad: lool

[Erosannin]

*destroys space time sending the whole universe into obliteration*

yes blind i think ive killed you now, even if it did cost me my own life and the life of every other human.

You forgot to add...: "ART IS BANG!"

[blind]

*destroys space time sending the whole universe into obliteration*

yes blind i think ive killed you now, even if it did cost me my own life and the life of every other human.

And yet, I'm still here...meaning, you've failed. :)

[sasuke123uchiha]

STAB-YOU-IN-THE-EYE-VIA-FINGER-FORK-NO-JUTSU...

Not anymore...





ow my eyes ... don't let me use emotarasu
and blind if you don't ;et us kill you real body i'm killing ero

[blind]

ow my eyes ... don't let me use emotarasu
and blind if you don't ;et us kill you real body i'm killing ero

Go ahead, he's not all that great in bed either anyways...




:p

[sasuke123uchiha]

DARN!!!
ero your free to go

[ACPRO]

if destroying the whole universe and time space doesnt work then blind this is just pointless.

[blind]

if destroying the whole universe and time space doesnt work then blind this is just pointless.

It's not in the games section for nothing...

Plus, read the first post:

So far blind resisted two attempts at his life by using clones. There seem to be a lot more of those around. Any ideas how to kill them in a most original way?

:D

[sasuke123uchiha]

i know blind=zetsu=plant lets eat him alive^^

[blind]

Like you can catch me, even if you do I can just phase through anything, good luck capturing me.

[sasuke123uchiha]

*grabs blind bites* *poof* another shadow clone sheesh

[-Erios-]

dont worry soon he'll die of deforestation

[sasuke123uchiha]

de what ?

[Erosannin]

Go ahead, he's not all that great in bed either anyways...




:p

*gasp* HOW DARE YOU.

You have proven yourself to be quite disappointing too, oh mister, "powered-by-rice"!~ You will pay for what you just said. That's right mister, no more "doctor and nurse" games, no more "Midnight Boogey Man" games, no more "Jedi Lightsaber" games, and... oh yes, no more blonde wigs either!~

dont worry soon he'll die of deforestation

Deforestation? Try, De-fornication!!!

*mad eyes*

*turns*

*poof!*

[-Erios-]

lol WTF what kind of games are those?? perverts!!

[blind]

*gasp* HOW DARE YOU.

You have proven yourself to be quite disappointing too, oh mister, "powered-by-rice"!~ You will pay for what you just said. That's right mister, no more "doctor and nurse" games, no more "Midnight Boogey Man" games, no more "Jedi Lightsaber" games, and... oh yes, no more blonde wigs either!~


Sounds like you're aroused, finally, some good times, I won't be all mister nice guy anymore either...

lol WTF what kind of games are those?? perverts!!

Sexy time.

[-Erios-]

am I invited??? ill bring my own lubricant...

[blind]

am I invited??? ill bring my own lubricant...

No, experts only. :)

Plus, you were trying to kill me a page back, while Ero's been, let's say, less agressive.

[-Erios-]

hmmmm...lol only experts ummm i have progressed alot i've learned from the very best just ask Ero and he'll tell you ;) or anyone you want I have a pretty good record :p ;)

and all of that killing thing was just to warm you up ;)

[blind]

hmmmm...lol only experts ummm i have progressed alot i've learned from the very best just ask Ero and he'll tell you ;) or anyone you want I have a pretty good record :p ;)

Not nearly enough. ;)


and all of that killing thing was just to warm you up ;)

I'm not buying it.

[-Erios-]

hmmm... what can i do to convince you??

[blind]

Kill me. :)

[-Erios-]

....WTF

ummm no how about I "kill" you in the bed?? that would be better dont you think??

[blind]

....WTF

ummm no how about I "kill" you in the bed?? that would be better dont you think??

Impossible, even Ero couldn't do that, let alone you? Unless you're saying you're better than Ero, which I doubt.

[-Erios-]

you know how that saying goes.... the student will surpass the master....(along those lines) hehehe

[sasuke123uchiha]

erios don't i want to kill him

[-Erios-]

no you got ur chance now its payback time but still ill show him who is the boss in the bed......

[sasuke123uchiha]

no you got ur chance now its payback time but still ill show him who is the boss in the bed......

i didn't kill him i killed 1000000000000000000 shadow clones

[Erosannin]

Instead of actual killing, I literally gave up and "surrendered"...

Now, I fantasize about a certain scene of "Basic Instinct" while we're in bed.

At least, I can kill him quadzillion times in my head than next to nothing in reality...

Yes, I'm plugged back into the Matrix. And it never felt so good...

*slits wrist*

[-Erios-]

blind says im not worthy to shag with you 2 Ero what do you think?? am I?? or am I not??

[Owenotto]

ero, shag like a kraut...

[blind]

you know how that saying goes.... the student will surpass the master....(along those lines) hehehe

You're not even close yet...:)

[-Erios-]

but someday i will you just watch me go higher blind but for now... ill be practicing with my new doll which i have called blind:biggrin1:

[Erosannin]

ero, shag like a kraut...

Says a guy who like to bone the cat... :D

[-Erios-]

hmmm... what happen to blind?? after he became hokage he has become less active....

[Erosannin]

He's planning an evil plot in his chem laboratory...

[-Erios-]

that tricky bastard :tsk: :p

[Owenotto]

blind's busy with school now...
though this is saturday, blind does not have much time...

owenotto is free at saturday...

[-Erios-]

hmm... and here we all thought he was planning something evil :p

[sasuke123uchiha]

blind's busy with school now...
though this is saturday, blind does not have much time...

owenotto is free at saturday...

ha i knew that he was a nerd
is he?

[-Erios-]

10,000 and he is a nerd?? man he must have a clone or something...

[sasuke123uchiha]

10,000 and he is a nerd?? man he must have a clone or something...

lol that's why this thread exists he has 9999999999999999999999999999999 clones and we only killed 100000000000000000000000000 of them

[Erosannin]

Some say that Blind may have several Chinese slaves working underneath him to boost up his postcounts in NC; however, I found it incredulous for I'd say 80% of his posts are quality posts, not quantity posts like *cough* some of us...

[-Erios-]

Some say that Blind may have several Chinese slaves working underneath him to boost up his postcounts in NC; however, I found it incredulous for I'd say 80% of his posts are quality posts, not quantity posts like *cough* some of us...

i lol'd realtalk

[blind]

Some say that Blind may have several Chinese slaves working underneath him to boost up his postcounts in NC; however, I found it incredulous for I'd say 80% of his posts are quality posts, not quantity posts like *cough* some of us...

Chinese slaves? I didn't know you were working for me Ero... :)

And school/work's been keeping me busy, as usual.

[Erosannin]

Chinese slaves? I didn't know you were working for me Ero... :)

*sigh*..


"Ni hao..."


*cries*

[-Erios-]

Chinese slaves? I didn't know you were working for me Ero... :)

And school/work's been keeping me busy, as usual.

this calls for a duel to the death

Gentlemen Draw

[Erosannin]

Gentlemen Draw

*shrugs*

*unzips*

[blind]

Just have Ero choose between us. :)

[sasuke123uchiha]

Chinese slaves? I didn't know you were working for me Ero... :)

And school/work's been keeping me busy, as usual.

so you have Chinese and Korean slaves?

[blind]

I have Uchiha slaves too.

[Owenotto]

you like tenchu??

[blind]

You like fried rice?

[Owenotto]

lol, i'm serious...
i'm pretty good with Wrath Of Heaven...

[-Erios-]

I like Tacos

[sasuke123uchiha]

I have Uchiha slaves too.

noo how could you you'r really going to die

[-Erios-]

uchihas are worthless they should all have die back then

[sasuke123uchiha]

uchihas are worthless they should all have die back then

your dieing next

[-Erios-]

why thank you ^^

[Erosannin]

So... how many Blind clones have we killed blindly?

[-Erios-]

according to my calculations we have killed 19% of the blind population c'mon guys we are almost there

[Erosannin]

19% Whoopdi doo...

He's probably giggling with glee and farting another clone daily...

It's no use, it's better to just surrender...

[-Erios-]

nevarr!!!! its against my religion

[Erosannin]

You worship my filth...

It's never against what's down and dirtay~

[-Erios-]

all hail ero:hail:

[sasuke123uchiha]

so did you kill blind in bed?

[-Erios-]

naa in bed only manpassion is allowed :D

[Erosannin]

naa in bed only manpassion is allowed :D

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/chaseweek/1-yourbutt.jpg

[-Erios-]

niiiicee :thumb:

[Sakuno]

O.O Ohhh So thats what you do all day!

[-Erios-]

hmmm....first time a girl tries to kill a blind clone :D

[blind]

Not even close, read the whole thread before saying something like that. ;)

*pulls blind by the collar*

Well it didn't poof. Mommy knows her son best ;)

[-Erios-]

WHY!!!! blind? tell me why?
im not gonna read the whole thing just to find for a post :tsk:

no way man :)

[blind]

How hard is it to look on the first page? :thumb:

[-Erios-]

true true ....i guess ill just re read the whole thing














not

[sasuke123uchiha]

O.O Ohhh So thats what you do all day!

yes trying to kill blind^^

[-Erios-]

umm do you think that spam will kill blind?

[sasuke123uchiha]

umm do you think that spam will kill blind?

yes your brilliant blind hates spam maybe if we spam allot he'll die=D

[-Erios-]

...do you want to take the risk??? maybe if we lure some new comers to come here and do their thing.....we might stand a chance

>.>

[Owenotto]

noob, i say you noobbbbbbbbbb/...........

[blind]

...do you want to take the risk??? maybe if we lure some new comers to come here and do their thing.....we might stand a chance

>.>

*Readies mass delete button*

You were saying? :)

[-Erios-]

blind sounds so threatening.... hey buddy blind how's it going? :D

[blind]

blind sounds so threatening.... hey buddy blind how's it going? :D

*Reads the thread title*

I wonder why I'm so threatening...

[letsrock0303]

Anybody have some peroxide and acetone? jk buddy jk

[-Erios-]

its not worth it, he is also immune to that...or is he?

[blind]

Anybody have some peroxide and acetone? jk buddy jk

LOL, you're missing the acid catalyst, without it I would still be fine.

its not worth it, he is also immune to that...or is he?

You have no idea what that would do. :)

[-Erios-]

curse you you complex chemistry!!