Agency Games: The Agency Wish Line

[The Agent Y]

now i got this game from another forum, but it sounds fun, so lets try it!

hope this is fun pap :D

hope there is no thread like this :(

"This is a really funny game that isn' too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies."

i shall begin:

i wish i was superman :D

[blind]

granted, here is your suit, filled with kryptonite

I wish it were summer right now :D

[The Agent Y]

*damn you blind*

granted, but the sun is blocked out :p

i wish i could have a pizza right now :D

[nitestalker666]

Sorry Agent Y, but there is HERE (http://forum.narutochaos.com/showthread.php?t=8310)

But it's not in the games section.

But the for sake of the game: your wish is granted Y, but the pizza turns out to be an alien that eats humans. You have been eaten by a pizza. :D

I wish I could stay home instead of being at work today

[The Agent Y]

damn it!!!
lol.
well, i guess it will be locked soon lol.

you granted my wish nite, but utterly destroyed as well lol

i wish that thread wasnt posted

[blind]

granted, but not before all the mods read it

I wish I'm not so hungry right now

[nitestalker666]

Your belly fills with 20 pounds of steak, not hungry now are you? :D

I wish I could wish for something that wasn't able to be twisted, LOL!

[Sasukemania]

We already had that game ^^
http://forum.narutochaos.com/showthread.php?t=8310

[nitestalker666]

We know sasukemania. I posted that link further up. I'm sure the thread will get locked/deleted, so might as well have fun with it till then :D

[The Agent Y]

funnn!!!!

ok, i wish for ferrari enzo :D

[tsunade ^_^]

granted but the gearbox is fucked

i wish i had waffles

[The Agent Y]

damn gearbox!

granted, but they are still frozen :p

i wish i had in and out :D

[estranged]

granted, but the chef spits the food

i wish for 2 more joints

[nitestalker666]

Granted, they are laced with meth and you stay up for days carving pictures into your body with a knife.

I wish I was finished with work.

[The Agent Y]

granted, but they let you go :p

i wish for jessica alba to be mine :D

[estranged]

granted. enjoy your syphillis!

i wish i had a box

[The Agent Y]

granted. here is your box. assembly required. :p

i wish it would stop raining.

[Nanashi777]

The rain stops and then your town sees no rain for monthes causing a drought

I wish for more cowbell ;]

[estranged]

granted.
no really, enjoy! ^^

till it kills you.

i wish for alladin's (sp?) lamp

[Nanashi777]

Granted but the wishes have exceeded their limit, you are now requirded to pay overages, late fees and taxes to the Great Genie (also sp?) inside of it.

I wish that school was composed of only 2 hours ^.^ (I bet that's a typical answer)

[The Agent Y]

granted, but to compensate for the shorten days, you have to attend 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

i wish for lots of chocolate :D

[estranged]

granted. but it's full of spit

i wish for a star <3

[The Agent Y]

granted

*star dies, becomes a black hole*

i wish for a pony :p

[estranged]

granted, then ben stiller comes and shoots it thinking it's a stash of cocaine

i wish could love =[