What would you say if you woke up in bed next to the user above?

[1.M]

Wahaahahahahaha!!!!

Let's mix things up with this! XD

[Lukasz]

next time i am on top!

[Arty]

Ask him to turn the alarm clock off and go back to sleep.

[1.M]

=3 *Huggles*

[Lukasz]

she was prettier when i was drunk!

[1.M]

*shivers* Hey Quit hogging the covers! =O *glomp*

[Lukasz]

mrmrmmm
10 more minutes
zzzzzzzz

[1.M]

Tsk >.> Loser . . .What happened to the pig?

[Chidongan]

Waffles. Now, if possible.

[Eyeshield 21]

No wonder I am tired after taking a nap...

[dark_man2007]

y the hell are u in my bed

[1.M]

Why are you so cold?

[Lukasz]

lets cuddle!

[Kristi]

I always wanted to go down under =P

[dark_man2007]

damn that was fun

[Kristi]

*snuggle* =P

[Sasukemania]

Thank god!

[Bartimaeus]

hmm...well...it's better than last time...

[1.M]

Yeah something actually happened this time. >.>

[Arty]

Counts his fingers and toes.

9.. 10- Ok , im safe.

[1.M]

Is this a shotacon or lilicon fest?

[Lukasz]

oooohhh crap.

Jailbait!

[Arty]

*i hope you didnt throw the condoms in the toilet.

[Lukasz]

mmmmhmhm

your turn to take kids to school!

[1.M]

I wanna go to school. *wails*

[Shinobi Of The Abyss]

what was your name again?

[Lukasz]

wha... how, when????!?!?!?!?!


WHY!!!!?????

[MiMi_Chan]

Weren't you a guy last night? XD

[Shinobi Of The Abyss]

Care for round 2?

[Lukasz]

yuck.

clean up yourself.

[MiMi_Chan]

You again? :p

[dark_man2007]

who are u again

[the_emerald_king_of_fat]

Huhhhhhh.......
What are you doing here?

EDIT: (God I must have been dead-drunk last night)

[dark_man2007]

WHAT THE HELL Y AM I HERE AND Y THE HELL AM I IN BED WITH U **jumps up and runs off**

[Lukasz]

oh dark man. I don't know how I got here but PRAISE THE LORD.

*lukasz dives under the covers

[dark_man2007]

oh god not another guy (i think i need to stop drinking)

[Lolo]

"oh...do we have class in the morning?"

[dark_man2007]

ur the best ive ever had

[Lolo]

umm.....
i think iv answered this kind of Qs many times
last time said:go out and get some breakfast,if the dude is cute
lock the door~~HAHA

[dark_man2007]

**hugs** 5 more mins plz

[Dream Catcher]

Get The Fuck Out !!!!!!!!

[Lolo]

-___-push* im hungry

[dark_man2007]

wanna go again

[Dream Catcher]

*Lolo is so mean*

You again ?!?! I SAID GET OUT !!!!!!!!!!!

[dark_man2007]

OMFG NOT U TOO DC **runs away**

[Dream Catcher]

FINALLY... *turns on the TV*

[Lolo]

"bring me some water?plz"yawn**

[dark_man2007]

thank god its u lolo **hugs**

[dark_man2007]

not again i really need to stop drinking

[HardinS]

Hopes its a dream and wakes up before my girlfriend realizes anything.

[Lukasz]

I have rabies

[Kayleen]

How'd YOU get here? O_o

Kay

[Arty]

So thats what Tennis is all about!

[Kayleen]

Wanna go again? :p

Kay

[Azure Wrath]

HELL YEAH!!! :p

[Lukasz]

wow

You weren't lying about the size of THAT thing.

[MiMi_Chan]

*grumble* must be that pie I ate last night.... :p

[Arty]

Holy shit! Mimi!?!?!

Checks under the blanket..

*Azure ! Are you there?

[Arty]

I see , they made another frankenstein.

[the_emerald_king_of_fat]

Why do I always end up with the weirdos?

*sigh*

Awwww what the hell..... I'm going back to sleep.

[KS07]

F*CK...

etc etc...

[Lukasz]

Dear SIR. Please explain your presence in my place of rest immediately!

[MiMi_Chan]

Why do you follow me!!!!! :p :p :p

[Arty]

We have gotta stop this 3zome thing-

[Dream Catcher]

Donde esta lolo??

[Lolo]

ha?im here DC^^no worry
arty at home

[Dream Catcher]

yayy *pulls sheets over himself and lolo*

[dark_man2007]

OMFG Y THE HELL ARE U IN MY BED GET THE FUCK OUT **grabs a kane that was under his bed and hits DC with it**

[Lolo]

-_-u scared me dm...
why u in our bed?Lol*or why we in yours?or where r we?

[Dream Catcher]

*DC kawamiris with Lolo and DM hits lolo with his cane* You evil sob DM :p

*Gets out of bed and runs into the kitchen to make some popcorn*

[dark_man2007]

OMG NOT U AGAIN **hits dc in the head with the cane again**

[Dream Catcher]

*Kawamiris with DM so now DC is holding the cane and hitting DM* Hey this is fun ...

[dark_man2007]

**pulls out a gun and shoots Dc in the head**

[Lolo]

*DC kawamiris with Lolo and DM hits lolo with his cane* You evil sob DM :p

*Gets out of bed and runs into the kitchen to make some popcorn*

rob DC of his popcorn as usual~
>)

[Lolo]

**pulls out a gun and shoots Dc in the head**

calling 911

[dark_man2007]

ill give u money not to say anything

[Dream Catcher]

rob DC of his popcorn as usual~
>)

:Cry:

calling 911

YAY ..

*Hits DM between the legs*

[Azure Wrath]

hmm... your mother was better.

[Lukasz]

so there is God

*laughs like evil lord from 30s movies

[Kumo]

................... oh god i'm gay...

[Arty]

Well , i cant stumble on hot boys every night <.< I guess this was ment to happen,

[Kumo]

when you get the chair i'd like to be the guy who sets the execution day for one am the day they move clocks forward.

Just so i can walk in and say: "Well looks like you got another hour, Arty.

Nope. Spring forward."

[Azure Wrath]

oooh! A mexican!

(jokes jokes)

[Arty]

There is confort in your warmth.

[Lukasz]

i love the smell of your hair in the morning. no better way to start a day

[Kristi]

We sure seem to do this alot dont we =P

[Arty]

*yawns -

hun , its your turn to make breakfast -_

[Kristi]

but i made breakfast yesterday =X

[the_emerald_king_of_fat]

Have you ever seen the movie *Mysery*?

...If not, you'll learn all about it very soon.......

(MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH)

[Kumo]

Hey... i heard you were killed by.... ummm....

Who was it again? 0.o

[1.M]

Well that sure wasn't worth the cost. =\

[Arty]

Atleast this time it was a gentle rape ^^

Thx

[Lolo]

*yawns -

hun , its your turn to make breakfast -_

i no u do better than me-_-

[Lukasz]

jesus...

HOW OLD ARE YOU!!??

[Lolo]

deep sigh*life is way short for cheap beer

[Azure Wrath]

ooh. kinky.

[Kayleen]

Why did have to take that extra 15 margaritas?! :p

Kay

[Thistle]

Morning, Emily...:p

[Lolo]

0_o...coincidence?im in a Emily Tshirt now-_____-
http://www.emilystrange.com/AAAemily/AAAproducts/5514/main.gif

[Kayleen]

Hey what's up, I'm Sarah......lol :D

Kay

[Lukasz]

dude!!! WTF? HOW DI....

you are a girl?
......
you are a girl!

[Azure Wrath]

oh wait? you're sarah?! O_O"
EDIT: Lukasz beat me to it.
@ lukasz.... hmm... i wish i still had those beer goggles

[Kayleen]

Hey....aren't you married?

Kay ;P

[Arty]

So all i have to do is mail the money to Chido in KKK center right?

[Lukasz]

you still here?

[Arty]

As long as you want me ^^

[Azure Wrath]

wow... and i wasn't even into it!

[papfles]

Azure, the storm is over, you can leave now...

[Kristi]

O_O whend you get here? XD

[Antagonist]

Hi Mom!

that was better then building LEGO!!!!!!

[Azure Wrath]

just like shake 'n bake!

[MiMi_Chan]

Hey didn't we get hitched in Vegas a few weeks ago? XD

[Azure Wrath]

You know, you should bring some friends next time

[papfles]

get in the motherfucking goony goo goo mobile and get the fuck out

(especially for you azure ;))

[Kumo]

....did i get drunk again last night?

Damn.

[thebolivian]

I would warm up for round 7..... hehe

[Kumo]

gimme a minute... i just woke up...

[1.M]

You love to kill it don't you. -_-;

[Lukasz]

Don't Leave Me

I Love You!!!!!

[Anna Hatake]

what the hell.....

[Kumo]

ummmm... did you get lost? there's no way you came here willingly...

[Arty]

You said you had some money right?

[Bartimaeus]

well...hello!

[Anna Hatake]

you learned a new move?

[Bartimaeus]

You got your ID'S??

[Kumo]

By the way... i lied. Arty took all my money last night.

[Bartimaeus]

YOU?? With me?? Omg!! Gotta hide the shotgun...quick

[Azure Wrath]

ooh! Third canadian this week! :p

[Kumo]

hmmm... compliment?.... nah, Too easy.

[Lukasz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*cough*

[Arty]

If you dont clean that smegma you can forget "next-time"

[1.M]

So does this mean you're willing to bather with me? ^_~

[Kumo]

Do it again?

[Arty]

Will your mom come to pick you up or are you staying another night?

[Kumo]

...whoa... didn't see that coming.

[Azure Wrath]

whoa. i didnt even see you co(/u)ming.

[NMK]

I would be shocked..unable to speak.. but I'd be thinking "A dream come true?"

http://www.flyffworld.com/forums/images/smilies2/Blush.gif

[the_emerald_king_of_fat]

What is all that ruckus in the morning?

[Kristi]

Can you make breakfast? ^_^

[Dream Catcher]

I know i was rough... but you seemed to enjoy it.. :p

[Kumo]

if you ever use that Halo come on line again i will ram a car into your house and hit you with it... wait, you're not that one... never mind ^^

[Azure Wrath]

hm... you may wanna see a doctor about that...

[Kristi]

best oral exam i ever had XD

[Viseres]

soo, you wanna go again *lick*

[Arty]

Total of 4950$ I take checks.

[Azure Wrath]

Ugh. Make me scrambled eggs. And feed it to me from between your legs.

[Bartimaeus]

We meet again it seems... *massage tigh*

[Hidden Ninja]

its ok, you'll get it up next time.

[Azure Wrath]

Ugh... listen, the reason why i couldn't get it up is because it's so damn huge... next time!

[Bartimaeus]

you two guys?? Wow...I guess we were really drunk...Well...So who's up for some more??

[thebolivian]

Uhh Bart this is the tenth, no eleven time in the past to days i have told you that I don't roll that way!!!!! I roll this way!:biggrin1:

[the_emerald_king_of_fat]

Here's the door... feel free to use it.

[Arty]

Yehh , i knew it- I dreamt i was drowning in something...

Who would have guessed it were your boobs.

[MiMi_Chan]

Hey....you slept with my hubby!!!!! :p

[Lolo]

~~excited*
i was dating Sherlock Holmes in my dream

[dark_man2007]

oh hello lolo

[Lolo]

^^hey~dear~

[Lukasz]

you were better than Arty!

[Arty]

Hit me baby one more time!

[Azure Wrath]

you? That would explain the bruises...

[Lukasz]

mommy ??

[.Sage.]

mommy ??

"Okay...This is a first..."

[Shinobi Of The Abyss]

Shit my rubber tore...sorry :D

[Azure Wrath]

Hmm.. tasty

[Irv]

wtf...azure, why is my penis so wet???

[Azure Wrath]

i had runny poo.

[Kumo]

... i think that turned me gay, Azure ^_^

[Dream Catcher]

*penetrates a smooth buttocks next to him* oh hey there

[Lukasz]

Trick or treat?

[Dream Catcher]

Treat ;) Strokes Lukasz

[Azure Wrath]

"Look at this photograph...
*looks at picture of DC's shlong*
...every time i do it makes me laugh"

[Dream Catcher]

hahah u sick son of a bitch...

*smacks his elephant shlong on Azure's head*

[dark_man2007]

y the hell are u in my bed **picks up a cane and hits DC in the side of the head with it**

[1.M]

You's are at it again. God! Go home already! -.-;

[Dream Catcher]

hello there... starts shmexing M's lower parts O_O

[Arty]

Baby , if you wanna go again you gotta change the sheets... There is a limit to everything.

[nitestalker666]

Oooops, looks like we ran out of sheets. How about the next hour happens in the shower? :D

[HardinS]

Oooops, looks like we ran out of sheets. How about the next hour happens in the shower? :D

You should be careful I tried that shower thing before, I slipped and bust my ass, but it was alright I got back up and finished my business.

O yea what would I say if you woke up in bed next to the person above?
What happen? When did I get locked up? Lord please make me ugly to this man so he don't touch me.

[MiMi_Chan]

I hope my hubby doesn't find out about this XD

[Kumo]

........ wow...

[Azure Wrath]

i hope MY hubby doesn't find out about this and the night before... and the time before that.

:p

[nitestalker666]

It's about time. I was starting to think those ruffies would NEVER kick in :D

[Lukasz]

where are my legs???!!!

[Kumo]

I told you lending your legs to a shady guy in an alley when you were drunk was a bad idea, but did you listen? -.-

[eyeshadowlady]

I swear, I normally don't commit statitory rape... honest, you're the only one!

[Lukasz]

wanna go again?

[Tatsujin]

Bring it on!
Next please!

[Kumo]

Hey! Who the hell are you?

[Lukasz]

ugh. i think i got something in my teeth. can you lick it out?

[eyeshadowlady]

ugh. i think i got something in my teeth. can you lick it out?

sorry, Chido's pubes never come out!

But Chido does ;)

[Dream Catcher]

I would say "donde esta la biblioteca" and go make some eggs n' bacon

[Lolo]

>.<i like black silk sheet~

[Arty]

Im home , finally.

[Lolo]

kick out*~~

[Dream Catcher]

*hugs and goes back to sleep in the comfort of woman's arms*

[MiMi_Chan]

Were you forced into this like I was? :p

[Dream Catcher]

I hope Paul doesnt mind... :p

[MiMi_Chan]

Wow...that was just....wow.....what have I been missing in all my years of marriage :p

P.S Seriously, am I nothing else but Paul's wife?!!(don't answer that lol XD)

[Dream Catcher]

Ive heard of multiple orgasms... but THIS ?? (a bit over the top? :p)


PS : and i shall honor your request and not answer that question

[Lukasz]

I would like to inform you that you are impregnated with alien baby. it would be born in 5 months time
Please enjoy the rest of your life.

Ciao Baby

[MiMi_Chan]

This is happening WAY too often recently XD

[Kayleen]

Mmmmm that was oddly better than I had hoped for....which creeps me outa bit :p

Kay

[Dream Catcher]

and I got it all on tape :D

[Lukasz]

wanna watch Dead Girls Gone Wild (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1784604/)?

[Dream Catcher]

donde estas mi pantalones

[dark_man2007]

damn it dc not again get the hell out now **picks his cane up again and hits Dc with it**

[Dream Catcher]

Porque Mami Porque?????

[Lolo]

times up~~~~~~~~~

[Lukasz]

what will you do for extra fifty?

[Lolo]

im high class,which means i charge by hour
and i charge a lot

[Lukasz]

im high class,which means i charge by hour
and i charge a lot

do you take credit cards?

[Lolo]

cash only
talk 2 my agent first next time
LOL~

[1.M]

cash only
talk 2 my agent first next time
LOL~
OMG you're so freakin' cute!! ~ Squeeze! ~

[Lolo]

>.<!ohh..heh
i was trying very hard to copy the lines in the book:
Belle De Jour: Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl
^^very fun indeed~
hug*

[Kumo]

if you do it again i'll pay you quadruple...

[MiMi_Chan]

Not AGAIN XD

[Kumo]

it wasn't that bad, was it? 0.o

[Dream Catcher]

Yes... it was..... -_-

[dark_man2007]

wtf oh well i give up **goes back to sleep**

[Antagonist]

*shoots darkman, then grabs his bass and hacks at darkmans neck till the head comes off: taking it as a reward.

OOC: I win! assassination while you sleep!

[Lolo]

Not AGAIN XD

ohh`dats not very professional>.<~~
ha~

[Kumo]

... i make the guy who won the lottery look like the captain of The Titanic :D

[Lolo]

he is a nice man~

[Kumo]

soy tu esclavo para todo tiempo *le arrodilla lolochen*

[unsure of this translation:](i am your slave for all time *kneels to lolochen*)

[Lolo]

oh.....slave^^can i own your dog`dat black one with pink tongue

[Kumo]

you can if you do that again O_O

[Lolo]

niggard>.<~~~~~~~~

[Lukasz]

Good morning!
We are doing page 43 today

[eyeshadowlady]

damnit, fell for the roofie trick again!!!

[Lukasz]

damnit, fell for the roofie trick again!!!

are you a boy or a girl?

[Azure Wrath]

im not your sheep, damnit!

[Kumo]

RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...i won't tell if you won't 0.o

[Kristi]

That was fun, lets snuggle ^^

[MiMi_Chan]

Care for some pancakes? :)

[Dream Catcher]

i would get something to eat and watch sunday football :D

[Arty]

You fell for it <.< Did you really think i didnt know! Yes , i moved Lolo to another room! Yes it was me who fucked you last night!

[Dream Catcher]

*Tears off the shirt on my chest* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lukasz]

*slap*
make me some tea boy

[Azure Wrath]

oh man, now i know why being hung very well is also a bad thing.

[MiMi_Chan]

Wanna get hitched? Oh wait we already did XD

[Azure Wrath]

Wow! You're my wife! It's been a while since i woke up next to you!

[Irv]

Wow! You're my father! It's been a while since i woke up next to you! ^_^

[Azure Wrath]

wow! my son! i missed you so much! Hows youer mother? when last did you wake up next to her?

[eyeshadowlady]

hey! been a long time since I woke up between the two of you!!

[Azure Wrath]

jeez! you're hung better than i am! O_O

[Kristi]

good morning sunshine ^^ whats for breakfast ?XD

[Azure Wrath]

Seconds!! YAAARGH!

*leaps onto unsuspecting kristi*

[Kumo]

... why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be having sex with someone hot right now? O.o

[Kristi]

*snuggles* ^^

[Arty]

So it wasnt my pillow being extra soft <.<