Fav Red vs Blue quote

[BlueSpider]

as my name suggests i like Red vs Blue so to anyone who likes it....whats ur fav quote and who said it?
Tucker: Aw dude i knew you could pick up chicks in a tank

[Lukasz]

"she is very strong women"
love that phrase :)

[Lixie]

Caboose to Tucker: "I fuckin hate you."

[Kitsuki]

i am nigeryan roylatie and i need you to send me money. please ignore the fact i cant spell nigeria or royalty

thats off their latest PSA explaining the internet

[Lixie]

Also... the pacifist/pacifier/pedophile joke.

[hlLfir3]

"Rest in peace pinky toe....... (demented voice) you shall be avenged!" - Caboose

"I only drink the blood of my enemies... and occasionally a strawberry Yoohoo or a sassperilla..." - Sarge (That's all I can remember. He said more but whatever. If you like Pina Colada...)

"All I hear is that voice, you know, telling us to kill all of our friends before they have a chance to kill us...! Wait, you guys don't hear that?" - Caboose

"What a way to go... killed by my own mechanical creations. I'm sure there's a philosophical lesson to be learned from all this." - Sarge

"Why don't you just try... walking on your hands! Then you could use your feet for high-fives, eatin' sandwiches, and you know, the important stuff." - Caboose
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Caboose is the best. 8)

[Lixie]

Church shoots Caboose in the toe.
Caboose: "owwie"
Church to "Doc": "Oh look, Caboose has shot himself."

Do any of you frequent the RvB forums? I'm there from time to time.

[Schneedrache]

"if you aren't sure what it looks like, here is a picture of donut's purse." <pause, everyone looks at donut> "what? i need a place to keep my lotion"

PSA #5

[BlueSpider]

Tucker: Caboose move behind the rock they can still see you
Caboose: They cant see me i cant see them!
Tucker: Thats because your facing the rock
Caboose: Oh!
Tucker: Real smooth dipshit

[ZrAeNiAn]

pphhsssssssttt.......

Caboose's jetpack :P

-Zr-

[Amatsu Mikaboshi]

do you see a shovel anywhere? what am i supposed to do? SHOOT you a grave?


"looks like some sort of cat.......what, like a puma?"

[Bap]

"PH34R THE CLAW!!!!" - robot

"...what are you gonna do if i get shot in the foot? rub aloa vera on my neck?" - sarge (something like that)

"They'll taste oblivion, which tastes like red bull, which is disgusting!" - possessed doc

[temjinxzarron]

Donut i understand the need to protect your masculinity but really, it's a whole lot easier to say pink.

[BlueSpider]

i love the evil caboose quotes ie (capitals is possessed voice)
1: All I hear is that voice...telling us to kill all our friends before they have a chance to kill us!

2: I knew it! Were all gonna die! *points gun at tuckers head* STARTING WITH U

3: Caboose: Hurry Hurry Hurry! fix the tank! so i can say hello to shiela! AND START KILLING EVERYONE!
Tucker: You mean all the Reds right?
Caboose: Of course! FOR STARTERS

[Lukasz]

sonofbitch !!
it sounds soo cool when warhog blows up
and i love the talk when they are speaking about pumas :)

btw. i finally downloaded all of the rvb movies :)

[BlueKyroDragon]

*so if we pull out now they will have two bases in a boxed in canyon, woop de fucken do*

that one made me laugh so hard

[Lixie]

When Church realises he's going to be shot for the second time: Ooooh... son of a...!

[Lukasz]

"Freeze drop your weapon"
"Oo O"
"i said freeze dirtback
IP
"Aau" "oh. come on"

so awsome it is :)

[Shoe]

Griff: I just want everyone to know....that I suck.
Blues: And?
Griff: And that I'm a girl...
Blues: What else?
Griff: And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys.

and

Tucker(I think it was Tucker): Oh. My. GOD. The teleporter sent me back in time!

[Amatsu Mikaboshi]

hahaha i just remembered this when what's his name said this
"...what are you gonna do if i get shot in the foot? rub aloa vera on my neck?" -sarge"

in the second season episode 23 doc(the medic) says " like that blue guy that was shot in the foot in a battle, all i did was rub his neck with some aloe vera and he was FINE!"

[BlueKyroDragon]

church (i think)-ok because im dead they will have a harder time seeing me, so ill sneak up to the base and save her

caboose-CAN I COME

church-uh no, that defeats the whole purpose

caboose-(says in a weird voice) what if im REALLY quite

gotta love it man

[BlueSpider]

Doc: Im a PACIFIST
Caboose: Your a thing that babies suck on?
Tucker: No dude thats a pedophile.
Church: Tucker i think he means a pacifier
AND
Tucker: He wont attack us hes a pussyfest
Church: Pacifist Tucker
ALSO
Church: Theres something i need to tell you
Tucker: What is it?
Church I just want you to know...i always hated you....i always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah i know you did...now hurry up and die u prick
Church:.....OK....hgggnnn blaahhh.