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Ichee'
07-18-2007, 08:14 AM
When Ichee said let there be flames it was so, and it was good....
**Your prayers will be heard(but will not be delivered) in Ichee's worship temple**
The Commandments:
Ichee Commandment #1: You cannot grasp what is not in reach, unless Ichee makes it so
Ichee Commandment #2:Homosexuality is not permitted to thee high ranking officials in the Ichee's Cult Heirachy, bitches are not limited to thou sexuality
Ichee Commandment #3: If thou was insulted, Thou shall respond with flames.
Ichee Commandment #4: Value your God as I brought you out of dull pointless lives.
Ichee Commandment #5: Ichee's bitches are not allowed higher than Ichee's nutsack as they are not worthy of Ichee's Kingdom
Ichee Commandment #6: Thou must flame without cause or reason; practice will bring you great power
Ichee Commandment #7: Trying to go against me will destroy your image faster than time
Azure Wrath
07-18-2007, 08:15 AM
FIRST POST!
*pats ichee on the head*
good boy!
oipotty
07-18-2007, 09:13 AM
now THIS reminds me of crimy
RULES FOR WHEN YOU'RE ITCHY
Azure Wrath
07-18-2007, 10:57 AM
RULES FOR WHEN YOU'RE ITCHY
roflmfaowsmfmn! GO OCTO!
Ichee'
07-22-2007, 07:37 PM
Your prayers will be heard(but will not be delivered) in Ichee's worship temple
Bartimaeus
07-22-2007, 07:48 PM
Ichee...I have a question...WHat would happen if no one of us would answer to any of the things you post?
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So guys...What did you do today?
Ichee'
07-23-2007, 12:05 AM
Octo has been elected as a bitch in Ichee's heirachy
He displayed astonishing worship to Ichee's balls and he was granted eternal involvement.
hahaha it's funny how much I fucking hate this guy ;D
I miss the days of Masah banning everyone =D
Ichee'
07-28-2007, 06:07 PM
Aldaron has been elected as a bitch in Ichee's heirachy
He displayed extraodinary dedication to Icheeism
Gabe Rod
07-28-2007, 06:10 PM
Hello ichee. I hope that one day we can be friends. :p
Ichee'
07-28-2007, 06:12 PM
Hello ichee. I hope that one day we can be friends. :p
Do you pledge your allegiance to Icheeism?
Azure Wrath
08-04-2007, 02:10 PM
Happy birthday ichee! You're a full 17 now! amazing! So, seeing that it is your birthday, i decided to send some birthday wishes!
but first, i wanna tell you that, when you get back from the petting zoo party, i wanna see all the pics of the birthday party! especially where you blow out the candles and where you pose with the clown! ooh, and the pics where you got your face painted! Yeah, we wanna see those pics!
And, when you get your first pube, please do tell us, its so cute when kids get their first pubes!
Also, i send you many wishes for this, your 17th birthday!
Firstly, i wish that your dad dumps his girlfriend (who is probably in the same grade as you), so he can spend more time with his son.
I also wish that your mother quits the porn industry, so she can spend some time with you.
I hope that all the kids stop teasing you at school and that the bullies who steal your lunchmoney die from herpies.
I hope that the girls stop teasing you about your acne and that they actually talk to you, but not out of sympathy like they usually do.
I hope that you get more muscles, so you can play more sport and actually get somewhere in them.
I hope that your parents start talking to each other again... i dont know if they will ever get together again, but i still wish it, so you can become a happier person.
I don't know how any of these things feell ike, but i can see the effect it has, so i really hope that it changes man.
Best wishes
~Dr. Azure
oipotty
08-04-2007, 02:19 PM
lol, good luck ichee... 17 eh? now you're my age... hmm
Yeah happy birthday ichee , I hope they didnt send you a bomb to your house just like last time >.>
Uchiha_Blaze
08-04-2007, 04:08 PM
Happy Birthday Ichee !
http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/birthday/sexy-birthday-pic.jpg
Ichee'
08-14-2007, 12:20 AM
Aldaron was promoted to the position of Ichi Guard for observation of Lord Ichee's birthday.
However he declined for fear that he is too unadequate and Yubee coming after him.
Ichee'
08-14-2007, 12:23 AM
Happy birthday ichee! You're a full 17 now! amazing! So, seeing that it is your birthday, i decided to send some birthday wishes!
but first, i wanna tell you that, when you get back from the petting zoo party, i wanna see all the pics of the birthday party! especially where you blow out the candles and where you pose with the clown! ooh, and the pics where you got your face painted! Yeah, we wanna see those pics!
And, when you get your first pube, please do tell us, its so cute when kids get their first pubes!
Also, i send you many wishes for this, your 17th birthday!
Firstly, i wish that your dad dumps his girlfriend (who is probably in the same grade as you), so he can spend more time with his son.
I also wish that your mother quits the porn industry, so she can spend some time with you.
I hope that all the kids stop teasing you at school and that the bullies who steal your lunchmoney die from herpies.
I hope that the girls stop teasing you about your acne and that they actually talk to you, but not out of sympathy like they usually do.
I hope that you get more muscles, so you can play more sport and actually get somewhere in them.
I hope that your parents start talking to each other again... i dont know if they will ever get together again, but i still wish it, so you can become a happier person.
I don't know how any of these things feell ike, but i can see the effect it has, so i really hope that it changes man.
Best wishes
~Dr. Azure
Azure don't take your butt hurtness out on my place of worship. I know Azu it hurts because the girl you stalk don't like you.
Gabe Rod
08-14-2007, 01:37 PM
Hello Ichee. How have you been?
Ichee'
09-05-2007, 05:37 PM
Hello Ichee. How have you been?
I been good, your mom knows how to lift my spirits
Questions must be asked in the Lounge of Dispair if you're looking for serious but demeaning conversation.
I must say , that even if you are so mean. I adore how you affect everyone around you ^^
Thats not something everyone can do ^^ Some people never shine. So i think its better to give of a negative aura then no aura.
And i think its awsome how much work you put into your flames... You really make them look personal :S
*waves to Ichee!
lol Arty, your such an whore hahahaha, suck up!
Im such a whore?
Look at you? Im the one who actually tries to look at Ichee in a different way than you mod-kissing retards.
I wonder , if i blow through your ear does the air come out of the other? Cause it certainly seemse so... So while you think about it give this a though , If i was trying to suck someone - would Ichee be the right person to suck?
Since this is the USZ i can roleplay according to this threads theme and say :
Why dont you make a treat and fuck off , retarded peace of shit. - Go cry to your daddy Yuber
Yeh, you go "wave to ichee"... :]
Edit: Gay hahahhaa
Naa , i really dont need to "Go" wave Ichee as this is the internet if you havent noticed...
What , Did your mama tell you bad things about gay people :( Did they mix your chocolate? , pummel , strech and rip your starfish while teaching you how to open lubricant? Is your dad something to laugh at?
You kosplay?! Enough said...
ACPRO
09-06-2007, 09:13 PM
Naa , i really dont need to "Go" wave Ichee as this is the internet if you havent noticed...
What , Did your mama tell you bad things about gay people Did they mix your chocolate? , pummel , strech and rip your starfish while teaching you how to open lubricant? Is your dad something to laugh at?
LOL, bbrs he has a point.
still im a nice guy dont want to get into this to much ^^
He does? I didnt read his post sorry =/
I don't think i kosplay , whatever that is. Would you care to enlighten me ? It certainly shut you up so it might actually be worth knowing about. Is it what you and your dad do when he gets annoyed by your pathetic voice and just wishes you to shut up?
Is it the insertion?
Is it when your dad pounds you at 9k rpm?
Second though , please spare me the details.... Ive had inough of your kosplay.
Im the one who actually tries to look at Ichee in a different way than you mod-kissing retards.
I still don't understand.
"I'm gonna rebel against the oppressive....ANIME FORUM!"
gayyyyy.
Go rebel on the KKK's site, or other controversial sites if you want to make a good difference.
Ive never agreed more with you T Nova
I cant even show my awsome cosplay!
And these tiny avatars are the reason for our oversized sigs.
Oh, sorry! Must have been your mother posting that from your account =/
I'd love to see her pics though!
Ohh no Octo ^^ I just decided going by the rules was so much more easy than going against them :) And i find this USZ quite cool now that i got the hang of it :S
Dont get me wrong though <.< I wouldnt have anything against those who kiss my ass but i certainly wouldnt care about them eather... So why take up the glove for them?
Edit :
@BBRS - Ahh , you mean cosplay? No i dont cosplay , but i had a nice time with a gal who does it , ask your mom about it ... Is that the thing you and your dad are on about?
Still says "My awsome cosplay" in that quotation, doesn't say anything about a "gal"...
So yeh, your still gay...
and your still a suck up...
Plx dav dun goo plisssssss
Ichee you sooo awsome i totalyy respexz you for bein honest dude!
Aww , I guess your still sensetive about the pounding an pummeling...
But please , spare me :(
And i suggest you read my posts <.< I just told Octo that after getting to know the forums i decided to change my pov.
So even if i was polite , doesnt mean i am.
And for the suck-up part... Did you read the first reply?
So what if i am gay? Does it make you feel better? Does it tickle your litle spot?
sakurachanhaha
09-06-2007, 09:36 PM
Ichee you're a loser you don't deserve to say the word bitch. Actully don't even think it. I am your new master
Commandment No1 : Anyone is better than Ichee
Commandment No2 : Allways bow down to me >.>
Meh, im not even trying...
Your to boring, just thoughtless flames... Bad mom and dad insults stopped being popular in 1994...
But! Atleast we know your a suck up! And you do cosplay rofl...
Dream Catcher
09-06-2007, 09:39 PM
BBRS stop insulting people u know nothing about ....
PS : it tickles my spot arty (appropriate ?) :dance:
why?! :confused:
its fun...
Dream Catcher
09-06-2007, 09:44 PM
why?! :confused:
its fun...
Meh im not here to judge.....do w/e flips ur pancakes
:dance:
We know?
So take rs <.< Im a suck up , gay and i fuck girls who are dressed in Nurse uniforms.
That would make me a : Spoiled lesbian chick with wierd sex pf.
You -
Let me give you 3 examples ( No flame )
A) Retarded - B) Homophobic Idiot - C) Immature
The outcome is : ?
Honestly , although i had alot of fun i cant say i dont feel pitty for you :(
No, fail! Wrong!
You cosplay, you've never seen a female genitalia and your a suck up...
Me?
I dont talk about myself on the internet, you couldnt possibly know...
Yea :( your not confident inough...
The screen is your home ^^ Your area ( thats what your shrink tought you right ?) the place for you to get on with your pathetic life without being seen by others.
Aww i might have bin wrong after all ^^
At first i thought you were one of those cult kids who gets raped by his father and stuff =/...
But im starting to lean towards to socially handicapped retard who gets raped by forum members on screen ^^
Naw, nothing wrong with the confidance, its just that I usually dont mix with people like you... Because... you cosplay hahaha, do you feel strong in your naruto suit?
Edit: wait, your getting to much attention, you might actually feel better about your pathetic life, this is my last post =P Your not worthy of my words... Go suicide
My Naruto suit? who are you confusing me with -_- the girl in my avatar?
Yea , the more attention i get from you is gonna make me feel so much better __-
Have fun with your cult/shrink/dad
You failed miserably Arty.
Ichee'
09-07-2007, 08:23 PM
Ichee you're a loser you don't deserve to say the word bitch. Actully don't even think it. I am your new master
Commandment No1 : Anyone is better than Ichee
Commandment No2 : Allways bow down to me >.>
Sakurachanhaha has been elected as a bitch into Ichee's Heirachy.
She is the captain of Steve, Gwhunting, Yuber/Shikshee Branch, T Nova, and Aldaron as she is used as Ichee's personal cunt.
Also Ichee wishes for Sakurachanhaha to get vaginal rejuvenation for constant whoring of her va jy jy
You failed miserably Arty.
Hearing you say that makes it so much more funny :D
Actually , when you mention it everything you say is a epic fail.
thebolivian
09-08-2007, 12:14 AM
wow this religion sucks enourmous sweaty balls, and not the smooth egg kind but the hairy tenis ball kind
Ichee'
09-10-2007, 11:40 AM
wow this religion sucks enourmous sweaty balls, and not the smooth egg kind but the hairy tenis ball kind
Are you angry because your mother has to do that for money or because shes a whore of Ichee?
Whatever it is, Ichee understands since I'm your Lord and Savior
halremawa
10-03-2007, 09:50 AM
We should make a "Jerry Springer" thread for all of this lovely hatred. And there can be new "smilies". We can have some throwing chairs, and some redneck ones wearing wife-beaters holding 6 babies. Haha!! Ichee can be the host who tries to start shit between people. It would be fantastic. I love reading all of this shit you people post back and forth. :biggrin1:
sorry, i just wanted to state this is a brilliant idea
*Ichee*
05-12-2008, 12:32 AM
Devotion is becoming extremely concentrated upon my balls
post for the sake of just postin
Bartimaeus
05-12-2008, 02:51 PM
WOW! after 8 months, he is back!
So Ichee, how was the surgery?
How does it feel to have a pussy when you have had a penis?
Lost Prophet
05-18-2008, 11:36 PM
he didn't mention me after all this time!
blind
05-18-2008, 11:36 PM
Because he's banned again! :biggrin1:
Chidongan
05-18-2008, 11:54 PM
I think Ichee hates me. He never flames me or anything. =/
blind
05-18-2008, 11:55 PM
He's never flamed me either...:(
Chidongan
05-18-2008, 11:56 PM
But I've known him longer, I even tried getting his attention. He just ignores me. =[
blind
05-18-2008, 11:57 PM
Hm...how did you get his attention? Maybe I should give it a shot...
Chidongan
05-19-2008, 12:01 AM
Hm...how did you get his attention? Maybe I should give it a shot...
I didn't get his attention. I tried, guess he just doesn't notice me. He only has eyes for fat chicks. =/
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