5 Word Story - Restarted

[regina777]

Tsssk!!! Some of the stuff
i read were just too gross or appalling.

Here you go again.

[MrUseless]

Haha... first response!

And so it began, again

[Gabe Rod]

the five story restart was

[MrUseless]

officially complete. The people rejoiced

[Gabe Rod]

because gabe lost 400 posts,

[oipotty]

and oipotty lost a lot

[.Sage.]

but none in compare to

[NMK]

the well known spammer, Kaitou

[.Sage.]

who lost nearly a thousand

[NMK]

of his ultimate spam posts

[.Sage.]

which were so awesome. NMK

[NMK]

is an awesome guy who

[.Sage.]

fulfills his mod duties justly.

[Gabe Rod]

because I have no idea what

[.Sage.]

is currently going on in

[Gabe Rod]

The spam zone because NMK

[.Sage.]

is posting spoilers up the

[Azure Wrath]

anal crevaces of the monkeys

[.Sage.]

anal crevaces of the monkeys

butt area just because he

[ihc]

is retarded like that, but

[.Sage.]

is retarded like that, but

the pain and agony that

[ihc]

came from it drove him

[.Sage.]

came from it drove him

to a point beyond insanity.

[Lost Prophet]

I love it when mongooses

[NaNa-N-2pac]

But love none dats why

[Azure Wrath]

i revived this thread, coz

[MrUseless]

useless is bored and sober.

[oipotty]

and Azure is cool because

[WalkingFish]

he rapes little pony's in

[Azure Wrath]

their tight little things at

[Thistle]

Stone drops on head, dead

(In honour of King Pyrrhus of Epirus who died that way)

Oops, seems i interrupted the story...but it was going some weird way ...i will continue it though

[Azure Wrath]

from the stones that dropped

[Thistle]

someone threw one at Crimlo

[ihc]

he tried to run away,

[.Sage.]

causing the intentive crowd to

[ihc]

kick him in the place

[Azure Wrath]

where he is the most

[006]

eager to be kicked in

[Sasukemania]

...ichee came and saved him

[006]

But accidently tripped and fell

[Kumo]

over the seventh Harry potter

[006]

book and fell down a

[Irv]

flight of stairs. He is

[006]

currently unable to bitch and

[Azure Wrath]

whine, because his bitching muscles

[Irv]

are out of commission for

[Azure Wrath]

the next few weeks. This

[006]

means we can finally get

[MrUseless]

the stick out of your

[Arty]

tight , sand filled ass hole

[006]

which is so wide you

[MrUseless]

have trouble fitting through doors.

[Azure Wrath]

This stick is used to

[006]

Stab nazi conformists with while

[Irv]

you shock their nipples with

[.Sage.]

you shock their nipples with

time lost, caused by death.

[Azure Wrath]

Death is not so fun.

[.Sage.]

Death is not so fun.

But it is the only

[Sasukemania]

way to escape from all

[.Sage.]

way to escape from all

the hooplah of reality on

[Sasukemania]

this rotten world that must

[.Sage.]

this rotten world that must

,yet cannot, be purified. This

[Sasukemania]

time i will let no one

[.Sage.]

time i will let no one

paint me purple with a

[Azure Wrath]

purple coloured paintbrush that was

[.Sage.]

purple coloured paintbrush that was

created by the gay hulk.

[Sasukemania]

Save cheerleader, save the world

[Azure Wrath]

from cheerleading mayhem, induced by

[.Sage.]

from cheerleading mayhem, induced by

Heroes created as evolutionary advancement.

[Sasukemania]

And now a new stage

[.Sage.]

And now a new stage

containing revolutionary evolution of a

[darkangelvampire]

damned retarded autistic gay dude

[.Sage.]

damned retarded autistic gay dude

being cured with a great

[006]

Desire to cure the world

[Irv]

of illiterate kids in his

[MrUseless]

pants. Pants that held many

[Irv]

honorable trophies that recognized his

[MrUseless]

grandeure. He truely was a

[006]

man to be respected amongst

[KS07]

the bananas of sexy grannies O_o

[MrUseless]

are wrinkly and dark brown.

[the_emerald_king_of_fat]

Grandma used to make such

[Ichee']

fucking retard ass cream hair

[nitestalker666]

and rub her girlfriend's face...

[Azure Wrath]

in a steamy puddle of

[Jey]

mud and other assorted dirty

[006]

Laundry, especially when she was

[thebolivian]

bare ass naked at the

[.Sage.]

Soul Society gates, because Ukitake

[MrUseless]

had been giving out hand

[thebolivian]

"jobs, Everyone Do Your Jobs"

[Azure Wrath]

while ukitake does his. This

[Kumo]

is why Yourichi always changes

[Jey]

from one thing to another,

[006]

just like in Jey's fantasies

[Jey]

always changing from manly things

[006]

To more feminine things like

[Arty]

yaoi , make-up , erotic dancing and

[006]

Male prostitues that do him

[MrUseless]

deep inside his anal crevice.

[Kristi]

he peered and saw Chance!

[MrUseless]

Chance and Kristi were laying

OOC: >.>

[Kristi]

in a meadow of flowers

XD

[Jey]

where women gather to witness

[thebolivian]

some very hot and steamy

[.Sage.]

tea being sipped by Kaitou.

[ihc]

Then they will get bored

[.Sage.]

Then they will get bored

of all but Kaitou, so

[sakurachanhaha]

they will head to the

[ihc]

place where Kaitou is not

[.Sage.]

place where Kaitou is not

very far from. So they

[ihc]

call some of their friends

[thebolivian]

and get drunk at the

[.Sage.]

and get drunk at the

place near Kaitou. But he

[Kumo]

lost his virginity to a

[thebolivian]

big man in jail when

[MrUseless]

he beat his dog off.

[ihc]

One of the neighbors saw

[MrUseless]

this act and called the

[ihc]

man downstairs to get the

[MrUseless]

forty-seven foot pole, to poke

[ihc]

the cat up in the

[MrUseless]

rectal crevice. The cat meowed

[.Sage.]

rectal crevice. The cat meowed

because she saw Chance naked.

[ihc]

The cat didnt know what

[BBRS]

to rape, because sam blew

[.Sage.]

to rape, because sam blew

his rape whistle, And scared

[thebolivian]

everything to kingdom come. Tacos

[.Sage.]

everything to kingdom come. Tacos

are made dirtily inside of

[thebolivian]

factories hidden from the public

[Kumo]

in some backwater town outside

[thebolivian]

of the world greatest city,

[Kumo]

which Azure Wrath founded with

[Jey]

the help of Jey Bronawanalusky!

[006]

Which is now called Gotham

[thebolivian]

Heights, where the super sexy...

[006]

006 male pimp superstar lives

[thebolivian]

in prison because he violently...

[006]

blew up jupiter with his

[thebolivian]

gun. T-bo is awesome. Cats...

(t-bo counts as one word)

[ACPRO]

violently bitch slapped theoblivian today

[thebolivian]

in everybody's nightmares since T-bo....

[Azure Wrath]

is actually ob-t backwards. That

[Kumo]

is so shmexy to Cartman

(from south park)

[Azure Wrath]

and all the others who've

[Kumo]

played WoW so much that

[Azure Wrath]

they forgot the five word

[BBRS]

story, that has been going

[Wise Time Corp]

on for a really long

[land Kraken]

time, and then the waffle

[Xdragon185]

ate the awesomely amazing muffin,

[the lost shinobi]

which wasn't really a muffin

[the_emerald_king_of_fat]

, but was in fact a

[Azure Wrath]

death ray that samnas used

[the lost shinobi]

to kill stupid narutards who

[land Kraken]

were annoying and tried to

[the lost shinobi]

reincarnate the very dead Minato

[Drizzt_13]

so dead that in fact

[Arty]

we should be talking about

[Drizzt_13]

him in the past tense

[Arty]

or something not naruto related.

[Drizzt_13]

like vegitative states, which i

[the lost shinobi]

refuse to speak about publicly

[Drizzt_13]

because of a horrible acident

[land Kraken]

which caused the problem of

[Lolo]

life is a bitch ha

[the lost shinobi]

anyway the incident occurred when

[Azure Wrath]

a dog lifted its leg

[Valleyman]

and pissed on Azure's shoes

[Azure Wrath]

then azure ate the dog.

[Valleyman]

The owner of the dog,

[Azure Wrath]

helped azure to eat it

[Valleyman]

but the owner was actually

[Azure Wrath]

not so hungry. So he

[Drizzt_13]

ate azure's poor tired mama


(remember that?)

[the lost shinobi]

so Azure decided to beat

[Valleyman]

off while watching them do

[Azure Wrath]

sex with drizzt's momma, who

(yeah, i do remember drizzt. ah, the good ol' days. ^_^)

[Drizzt_13]

regurgitated azure's poor tired mama

(brings back memories)

[the lost shinobi]

Azure's mama wasn't dead so

[Drizzt_13]

she ate azure's mama again

[estranged]

and embraced scientology like Tom...

[Azure Wrath]

who decided to rape his

[Drizzt_13]

picture of bill o'reily so

[the lost shinobi]

bill would be at his

[estranged]

jacuzzi screwing Oprah Winfrey and

[the lost shinobi]

getting Azure all types of

[Azure Wrath]

lawsuits that he did not

[the lost shinobi]

pay for. So Azure began

[Arty]

working as a man whore

[the lost shinobi]

his very first customer was

[Valleyman]

the lost shinobi's mom. So

[Irv]

lost shinobi's mom touched azure's

[Azure Wrath]

wallet and found it huge

[Irv]

and full of things like

[the lost shinobi]

bill O-reilly's head which Azure

[Irv]

uses every night before he

[Azure Wrath]

hugs the beautiful MiMi goodnight.

[Irv]

MiMi is Azure's husband who

[Azure Wrath]

is much loved by azure.

[Irv]

Except when Irv comes to

[the lost shinobi]

and sees DC has already

[Azure Wrath]

had his ass kicked by

[the lost shinobi]

lost for bangin his sister

[Azure Wrath]

who's children will have 6

[the lost shinobi]

large nipples on each limb

[Azure Wrath]

and have sharingan, which they

[the lost shinobi]

will use to kill anyone

[Arty]

who likes mimis pickles and

[Irv]

her seven toes on one

[the lost shinobi]

anyway DC ran to the

[Azure Wrath]

gay bar, where he was

[the lost shinobi]

assaulted by the Village People

[Azure Wrath]

who YMCA's his ass till

[the lost shinobi]

it bleeds some nasty shit

[estranged]

. so the village people shoved

[the lost shinobi]

a buttplug up his ass

[Azure Wrath]

which felt like a penis

[KS07]

but not Azure's, because he

[the lost shinobi]

was busy jerking off in

[estranged]

haste using lubricant and some

[Azure Wrath]

easy masterbation jutsu that not

[estranged]

even pain knew of, for

[Azure Wrath]

he had nothing to wank.

[the lost shinobi]

This meant that Pein has

[Azure Wrath]

the power to spoil anime

[the lost shinobi]

with his lack of sexual

[MiMi_Chan]

appeal, this is why he...

[the lost shinobi]

he pierces his body like

[Azure Wrath]

a damn emo kid. Those

[the lost shinobi]

whiny bastards piss me off

[MiMi_Chan]

So I kick them away

[Azure Wrath]

with my huge kickass boots

[MiMi_Chan]

which are personally made from

[Dream Catcher]

Starving bums laying on streets

[Azure Wrath]

that look like samnas after

[Dream Catcher]

taking a shower while wanking

[MiMi_Chan]

to a sexy photo of

[Dream Catcher]

MIMI on his bathroom mirror !!!!!!!!!!

[the lost shinobi]

Wait I thought Samnas was

[estranged]

homosexual. how could he have

[Azure Wrath]

forgotten that samnas loves DC

[Dream Catcher]

because mimi showed him her....

[Azure Wrath]

hatred, when she kicked him.

[Dream Catcher]

because he was her undressing

[Azure Wrath]

-time stalker, hence him being

[Uber_Naruto]

the one humping her until

[Azure Wrath]

i came and murdernated him.

[Irv]

With DC gone, Azure and

[the lost shinobi]

MiMi got into a fight