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Noob-Smoke
03-19-2007, 09:29 PM
What would you buy/do with ur money

partlink1
03-19-2007, 09:35 PM
keep 1 mill for spending and put the rest into a high interest no risk account.

then sit back and live the easy life

Octo
03-19-2007, 09:35 PM
What would you buy/do with ur money

BUY THE INTERNETS

DrkZr
03-19-2007, 09:58 PM
I'd Burn it.

xDarkShurikenx
03-19-2007, 10:09 PM
how much r we talkin about well if its like 1 mil i give 50000 to charity 700000 in bank and 300000 for me to spend on braces and contacts -.-

Fool Of Doom
03-19-2007, 10:49 PM
id buy a pool inside a pool inside a pool inside a pool then a undestroyable tower so taller i can see everyone, then id let you look at my life then you would kill yourself

Noob-Smoke
03-19-2007, 10:54 PM
how much r we talkin about well if its like 1 mil i give 50000 to charity 700000 in bank and 300000 for me to spend on braces and contacts -.-


millions muaha...... id open up basketball facilities and start basketball camps all over canada.. search for that next great player from canada, give canadian kids opportunities to play the best sport alive!! *tear*

Fool Of Doom
03-19-2007, 10:58 PM
woh... a canadian loving basketball...? weird, anyways i might think about doin g the same except with ice hockey over your pitiful lives.

Lukasz
03-19-2007, 10:59 PM
give away (charities, family) around 75% (if i win like 12 million so I am left with 3 mills only. it would suffice)

small shopping
clothes
bike
new computer
TV (big ass one)
Wii
second TV to ma room.
few books
whole library of books and movies

rest
put it on interest account around 9% per year giving me an income of 35000 AUD minus tax 34% giving me 22000 per year.
enough to pay for my life and for school (including job of course)

Noob-Smoke
03-19-2007, 11:02 PM
woh... a canadian loving basketball...? weird, anyways i might think about doin g the same except with ice hockey over your pitiful lives.

a black canadian who loves basketball* :) but seriously we have like no house league basketball programs or nothing.. if u wana join a team u have to try out for ur school kinda gay, y not give everyone a chance to play..!!

Octo
03-19-2007, 11:15 PM
woh... a canadian loving basketball...? weird, anyways i might think about doin g the same except with ice hockey over your pitiful lives.

we kinda invented it ;D

superkhanh0
03-19-2007, 11:18 PM
ummm, i wud quit school and go to a tropical country and live there for the rest of my life :D bring all my fam and friends there w me :D, i'll buy like a small town and invest money in builiding rec center, hotels, resorts, casino :D all that sexy stuff.

Hidden Ninja
03-19-2007, 11:22 PM
i would invest 40% in sure bonds, that have a decent growth each year and then another 20% for investing in stocks. and the rest, pure fun and helping out family members.

Noob-Smoke
03-19-2007, 11:34 PM
octo ur from canada?

Octo
03-19-2007, 11:40 PM
Indeed I am, eh?

;D

Noob-Smoke
03-19-2007, 11:41 PM
nice nice same here.. ;]

Octo
03-19-2007, 11:50 PM
T-Dot?

Toronto?

If so I'm in Ottawa ^^

Ichee
03-21-2007, 01:39 AM
BUY THE INTERNETS

Of course, you would do that, fucking Geek -_-

I'll buy a country and everyone's freedom in that country.... thats if it's like a hundred billion that should be enough for a poor country.

Lukasz
03-21-2007, 02:10 AM
for few millions you might buy your own island
and declare it as independent.
built town give jobs and ask people to move in
contact UN bribe some people to acknowledge your kingdom (and you as a king)
and viola
you have your own legit country

Fool Of Doom
03-21-2007, 02:19 AM
how does polarbears knows whats apples is? id buy that knowlage

Octo
03-21-2007, 11:17 AM
Of course, you would do that, fucking Geek -_-




LOL YOU CAN'T BUY THE INTERNETS.




THEY CAN'T BAN US ALL

Ichee
03-21-2007, 02:07 PM
for few millions you might buy your own island
and declare it as independent.
built town give jobs and ask people to move in
contact UN bribe some people to acknowledge your kingdom (and you as a king)
and viola
you have your own legit country

Well, I got a much better idea... I'll buy a whole lot of army guns, go to a country with a thousand men, and kill most of the men and children and rape the women. Then I will make them all slaves and build me an army of mass murdering robots, after that I will destroy the U.N and take over the world.

Noob-Smoke
03-21-2007, 02:28 PM
Well, I got a much better idea... I'll buy a whole lot of army guns, go to a country with a thousand men, and kill most of the men and children and rape the women. Then I will make them all slaves and build me an army of mass murdering robots, after that I will destroy the U.N and take over the world.


thats weak to say.. thats like some fuckin osama bin laden dream rite there..

Ichee
03-21-2007, 02:39 PM
thats weak to say.. thats like some fuckin osama bin laden dream rite there..

lol...Don't put me in the same fucking boat as that bitch... what I want is not even fucking close to what Osama Bin Laden wants.....

What I'm want is what every major power figure wants or what everybody believes they want... See what you believe is what Osama Bin Laden believes.

Yall both look at eachother as the enemy

In your eyes Osama wants supreme power over the world... In his eyes America wants supreme power...

What I see with Osama is that he wants his religion to be dominant, so hes in some sort of spiritual war against the evildoers who only wants monetary success.

So to put this shit straight.

I'm America and you're Osama being oppressed by me.

So Osama do you understand?

If not, I understand... your IQ has to be almost average..

Noob-Smoke
03-21-2007, 02:46 PM
LOL are u fuckin kiddin me stfu u fuckin taliban dick riding bitch, why dont u go meet him in his hole and see wut happens to u fuckin idiot, "What I see with Osama is that he wants his religion to be dominant" typical extremist talk so 9/11 is all bout religion? fuck outta here, go move to fuckin afghanistan and be 1 of his 30 wifes.

ZeroWillis
03-21-2007, 02:49 PM
Actually, he's right, he does want his religion to be dominant. That's not extremist talk thats obvious talk.

Noob-Smoke
03-21-2007, 02:51 PM
so to make ur religion dominant, you behead/kidnap/murder/destroy cities? is that what it takes to make ur religion recognized?

Ichee
03-21-2007, 02:59 PM
so to make ur religion dominant, you behead/kidnap/murder/destroy cities? is that what it takes to make ur religion recognized?

Like I said I'm America oppressing you Osama... You're being fucked in the ass by the lies and truths I'm telling you... and theres already too much shit going into your ass... like you Uncle's Man-missle

Noob-Smoke
03-21-2007, 03:04 PM
all i see in ur posts, is u talkin about dicks goin into other males ass's its almost like u experience that every night by ur dad dont u fuckin queer, go enjoy gettin an other oil massage from ur father(osama) fag.

Ichee
03-21-2007, 03:07 PM
Ok.

Look Osama, you can't beat me in a flame match so I'm telling you now, to shut the fuck up. I will make you change your name again in embarrassment, you waste of sperm and egg.

Noob-Smoke
03-21-2007, 03:10 PM
its not my problem u cant handle wuts true that u take it from ur dad each night so stfu i dun give a shit bout ur sig rofl n im sure no one else in ur sig does ur jus a pussy lil kid who gets his shit stuffed outside the INTERNET, ill tell u wut.. u can join the taliban army and ill shoot u in the face to end ur pathedic life.

DJ Jaime
03-21-2007, 06:08 PM
If I won the lottery I'd have a lot of money
No shit :|

Azure Wrath
03-21-2007, 07:23 PM
If I won the lottery I'd have a lot of money
No shit :|

that's some higher grade shit man! congrats! :D

BBRS
03-21-2007, 07:51 PM
I would buy a Buggati Veyron, drive to Monace, Monte Carlo. Pull up infront Grand Casino, throw the car keys to the valet in a unrespectful way, then walk in, and waste it all... And yeah! I would buy the worlds most expensive cigarr and a large glass of the worlds most expensive cognac!

estranged
09-27-2008, 05:16 PM
i'd use the money to buy happiness

many many many forms of it

Erosannin
09-29-2008, 12:56 PM
i'd use the money to buy happiness

many many many forms of it

Yes. Perhaps a ticket to get away from pornshops for once, is it not? :D


:focus:If I win a lotto, I will make my apartment complex into a whorehouse...

estranged
09-29-2008, 06:09 PM
Yes. Perhaps a ticket to get away from pornshops for once, is it not? :D pornshops? when i has internetz? st00pid

and that's only one form of happiness ;d

Erosannin
09-29-2008, 11:52 PM
pornshops? when i has internetz? st00pid

Because, I, for one, thinks that 15 seconds mpgs won't take you anywhere near the "blastoff" area... :D

Thank god for Pussycat theatres...

-The End-

Seraphiel
09-30-2008, 03:24 AM
I would buy this

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n395/leandro_moore/mudkip.jpg
http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k81/Pieface_as/MudkipWizard.jpg
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj95/little-pauline/mudkipsjpg.gif
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh26/treecko15/mudkipflying.jpg
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z46/LordFrz/520.png
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e28/hawthorneheights5/soiherdyouliek.jpg

estranged
09-30-2008, 11:12 AM
Because, I, for one, thinks that 15 seconds mpgs won't take you anywhere near the "blastoff" area... :D

Thank god for Pussycat theatres...

-The End- again, st00pid.

-the real end-

Erosannin
09-30-2008, 12:31 PM
again, st00pid.

*sigh*

Back to the drawing board...

tsunade ^_^
09-30-2008, 07:06 PM
i depends on how much it is. In SA if it were R1mil then by the time tax is deducted I'll proly have like R800 000.

R100 000 - Mom
R100 000 - Dad
R150 000 - Brother
R50 000 equally split amongst other family

R100 000 to pay all debt (Tuition, Car, Home, Bills)
R100 000 invest in property (whether house, flat, or piece of land)

Which leave me with R200 00.
Of that I will save R150 000.
And the other R50 000 will be just for meeeee. New TV, PHONE, CONSOLE, RC CAR AND EQUIPMENT, NEW CAR MODIFICATIONS AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST CLOOOOOTHES!!!
:D

Erosannin
09-30-2008, 07:10 PM
You're definitely a "giver"...

Can I be your brother? *puppy eyes*

Lolo
09-30-2008, 07:10 PM
if i win lottery
i can fly to iceland whenever^^

estranged
10-01-2008, 04:56 AM
or you can move there. get out of my country RoRo :(

*sigh*

Back to the drawing board...
noooo, not the drawing board!

so when's the babeh due? :D post pics so we can edit them

Erosannin
10-01-2008, 05:33 AM
so when's the babeh due? :D

Any day now...

post pics so we can edit them

Ummmm... NO.

estranged
10-01-2008, 10:54 AM
aw damn :( i even installed the latest version of photoshop for the occasion

Erosannin
10-01-2008, 12:18 PM
aw damn :( i even installed the latest version of photoshop for the occasion

Sorry that I've ruined your diabolical plan...

But you are more than welcome to have a picture of my lovely apple buttomz...

Yours truly,

Ero~