Three Way Trouble

[Anbu Dr J]

hmm i thought i'd give a naruto fanfic a shot anyway...

Pairings will probably be tentenxnarutoxtemari and slight kurenaixkakashixanko hehehe

Intro

Naruto was walking down the hall towards the hokage office.
"What the hell does oba-chan want now...?If shes asking for another A-class mission I'm really gonna say no this time, I only became a Chuunin last year..." thought Naruto aloud. Naruto opened the door to find only a drooling/sleeping Tsuande.
'Damnit!!!!' thought naruto. Naruto quietly walked toward Tsuande. He position his mouth a couple inches from Tsuande's ear and yelled
"TSUANDE OBA-CHAN WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!" Tsuande's head jerked up and on instict punched Naruto's face.
"BAKA!!! I WASNT SLEEPING!! I WAS RESTING MY EYES!!" screamed Tsuande.
"ouch...that hurt a lot oba-chan" whimpered a now bloody nosed naruto.
Naruto quickly gathered himself up and sat on the chair in front of Tsuande.
"Well naruto, you've beena chuunin for a year and i thought you we doing really well and i think its time..." said Tsuande.
"Time for what Oba-chan" asked Naruto. Tsuande looked as if she was gonna blow up.
"STOP CALLING ME OBA-CHAN YOU BAKA!!" yelled Tsuande.
"alright alright i'll stop calling you oba-chan. Now what did you want from me...Oba-chan?" smirked naruto. Tsuande ignored it and said
"well i'm gonna promote you to Anbu along with tenten and temari" said Tsuande.
(AN: Temari,Kankuro,and Gaara are living in leaf village right now due to being kicked out of the sand village. I'll explain that later.)
"NANI?!?!" screamed Naruto.

I think i'll leave it at that...i just got this idea so im just putting it here. Tell me what you think!

[temjinxzarron]

Nice start! I didn't know that you were writting.

[Anbu Dr J]

eh i got an idea and ran with it

[temjinxzarron]

i guess ideas were buggin you?

[Anbu Dr J]

pretty much i'll try thinking of another chap soon

[temjinxzarron]

Okay man... just beware of the writer block!

[Anbu Dr J]

ok thanks for the tip temjin!

ANYWAY heres the first chapter!
Chapter 1-The first steps as Anbu
"NANI?!!?!?"screamed Naruto.
"Don't worry naruto, i wouldn't put you in there if I didn't think you were ready." said a smiling Tsuande.
"Unless you want to toture me..."whispered a naruto.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU OVER SIZED BABY!?!?" screamed tsuande. Naruto sat there quietly and thought what being an Anbu would be like.
'Hmmm Anbu huh...and tenten and temari as partners? ehhh i guess it wouldn't be that bad. I wonder who my leader is going to be.' though naruto.
"Well naruto, you team meeting will be at 10 A.M. at the bridge. Where your old team used to meet got it?" asked Tsuande.
"Hai ok bye for now oba-chan." said Naruto and ran out there door. As soon as he closed the door he heard a loud CRASH against the door.
Naruto was walking along the streets of Konoha when he spotted Temari at the Ramen stand.
'might as well talk to her, shes gonna be my new parnter.' thought naruto.
"Hey Temari, whats up?" asked Naruto.
"oh its just you, well I'm just about to eat my ramen, wanna join me?" asked Temari.
"Yeah sure, hey old man one miso ramen!" yelled naruto. Naruto sat down next to temari and broke his chop sticks and waited for his ramen.
Naruto decided it was too quiet so he started a conversation.
"Well Temari, your gonna be a Anbu soon AND your gonna be on my team!" said a hyper Naruto.(AN: Naruto right now is 14ish so he still kinda holds on to that hyper/prankster part of him)
"Hmm yeah i know. We're also gonna be teaming up with tenten, I wonder who our leader is gonna be. I heard a rumour that kakashi has gone back to Anbu because he was getting kinda bored of failing his students" said Temari.
"Bah, i hope kakashi-sensei isn't our leader. He's always gonna be 3 hours late!!!!" complained naruto. A small poof was heard behind naruto and it whispered "Who are you talking about naruto? I'm never late! And when i am i usually get lost!!" Naruto turned around and screamed "YEAH RIGHT KAKASHI-SENSEI! As far as ninja deceptions go, that one sucked!"
Kakashi started laughing and sat down next to Naruto. "Well your in luck. I'm NOT gonna be your leader, so that answers you question temari, AND naruto your really gonna be an Anbu?"
"HELL YEAH! me and temari are gonna be great parnters! Right Temari?" said naruto as he put his arm around temari.
"U-u-umm yeah of c-couse naruto!" stuttered temari as she started to blush.
'What the hell is wrong with me?I start blushing just because naruto put his arm around me? the hell i'm not going down that easy!' thought temari.
"HEY OLD MAN I WANT MY RAMEN!" yelled naruto.
"its coming right now you baka!!" said the ramen man. Naruto ate his ramen even before anyone could blink.
Well im gonna leave it as that so yeah...i got tired of writing and just decided to end it there. Review please!

[pico]

cool story!

[Lukasz]

funny i say
pretty cool
(will it have lots of things from manga?? :) )

[Anonymous]

AAAAGGGGHHHH!!! It's long! AHEM... Anyway, I think it's cool!

[Anbu Dr J]

funny i say
pretty cool
(will it have lots of things from manga?? :) )
probably not...this is when they're....14/15ish and the
*SPOILER FOR THE ANIME PEOPLE
























This takes place after the sasuke incident and orochiamaru and itachi is NOT dead yet

[Anonymous]

What do you mean "not dead" YET?

[Anbu Dr J]

they're gonna die EVENTUALLY. well *spoiler!*
























Well in my story they're gonna die

[TheImprisonedOne]

What's oba-chan?

[Anbu Dr J]

old lady kinda. or its oba-san whatever ill change it if its wrong

[Anbu Dr J]

AH CHAA!!! AN!!!! can someone tell me a lot of jutsus that are used in naruto? im gonna be doing a couple battle scenes and i need some jutsus to put in there. well without futher a do heres the second chapter!!

Chapter Two-The meeting
"Bye kakashi-sensei bye temari-chan!" said naruto while waving at them.
Then Naruto noticed something, Kakashi and temari had already left.
'DRAT!! i'm gonna be an anbu tomorrow and i didnt notice they left?!?! DAMNIT!!' though naruto. Naruto started to walk down to his house but took a detour instead.
'Hmm I think I wanna walk for a bit longer' though naruto. Naruto then bumped into someone and fell flat on his butt
"Gomen!!" apologized naruto.
"GAH! Get away from me demon!!" yelled a villager as he picked up his stuff and ran away from naruto as fast as he could.
"Damnit!! fu*king villagers!!" swore naruto under his breath. Naruto got back up and started cursing for a bit longer and decided he should continue walking again. Naruto just let his legs take him wherever and ended up in front of the ninja academy.(AN:hmm theres gonna be NO flashbacks in this fic unless i abosulty HAVE to because i dont like writing flashbacks...to troublesome!! haha :lol: )
'hmmm man this place brings a back a lot of memories but to bad i cant think about it i got to go home.'thought naruto. After five minutes of walking he was inside his home all washed up and ready to go to sleep. Naruto got into his bed and slept until 8:00 A.M the next day. Naruto got up and got ready to go to the meeting that tenten,temari, and his leader were supposed to meet up. Naruto got to the bridge and saw Tenten and Temari on the floor unconscious. Naruto got into a fighting stance and looked a bit more to see their Leader. His leader was laughing.
"WHAT THE HELL?!!? YOUR MY LEADER?!?! YOU!!" screamed naruto pointing at...

Well i'll stop there again. nothing special happening but in the next two chapters ill have some action and romance! i promise! but that depends if someone can give me a jutsu list

[temjinxzarron]

I guess that you will not be continuing this fic lol

Well are you?

[Jasper]

IT BETTER NOT BE SASUKE CAUSE THEN THE FIC WILL SUCK A**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lukasz]

yeah why we dont see other chapters?? what is wrong Dr. Jay??

[Anbu Dr J]

ahaha...i just noticed...my writing completely sucks and i need a jutsu list...and currently i have no inspiration to write at all...please give me some constructive ideas!

[temjinxzarron]

Well you better start writting something before your fan start kicking your ass lol

[Anbu Dr J]

LOL! i have fans? WHERE? >.<

[temjinxzarron]

how about Lukaz and Empty

[Anbu Dr J]

ok ok...thats good enough ill try to have another chap up by the end of the week

[ZrAeNiAn]

youd better ero-sennin!! :P

-Zr-

[Lukasz]

if you write more i will think about calling you Anbu-san.
:P

[Jasper]

ya anbu-sama sound's good to though

[Anbu Dr J]

YOUR MY LEADER? YOU?!?! pointing at...
Chatper 2: Leader Revealed!
SHIKAMARU!...
"ouch Naruto...Do you have to yell so much? how troublesome..." signed Shikamaru.
"But...But...But...Its YOU! Your my leader? And why is temari-chan and tenten-chan unconscious?" asked a very confused Naruto.
"Umm well, they just got a bit surprised that i was their leader...and they hit their head pretty hard...when they fell down..." said Shikamaru.
"But why did they fall down?" asked Naruto.
"Errr i...kinda...pushed...them...In a werid kind of way..."muttered Shikamaru. Naruto then sweatdropped.

Its short i know....but i had to stop there....i got kinda busy sorry!

[Anbu Dr J]

And so after Temari and Tenten woke up, they had the they're very first meeting.
"So, well your my new team...so tell me a bit about yourself except for Naruto" said Shikamaru.
"HEY HEY HEY! WHY NOT ME?" shouted Naruto.
"Because we already know what your gonna say 'Ramen' " siged an annoyed Shikamaru. Naruto mumbled a bit but Shikamaru didn't hear him.
"Well, I'll go first I guess. My name is Temari and i use my fan for attacking my opponets. I used a variety of wind jutsus and ok Taijustsu. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean you can underestimate me, I can probably kick your arss anyway" said a very proud Temari.
"Ok I'll go next, My name is Tenten and my field of expertise is weapons. I can do a lot of things with kunais and shurikens you can't even think of. My taijutsu is pretty good now thanks to Lee, and my genjutsu is OK." said Tenten.
"Ok, that gives me a lot of info. Meet me at the bridge tomorrow at 9:00 SHARP, or else. I'll be giving you your uniforms and your masks tomorrow so yeah. OH and we're gonna have a training session too so be ready for that." said Shikamaru. *Yes we know Naruto has been quiet for a while, lets keep it that way* So Naruto still mad at what Shikamaru said left the group and went back home.
"Man! Temari,Tenten,and Shikamaru. Thats not a bad team...but its not great either! I wish i had someone like Gaara or Neji!" Naruto thought aloud while he was walking home. As soon as he got home, he ploped onto his bed and fell fast asleep.

Well i was getting any feedback so i decided to write another chapter instead...Hehe this fic is gonna be fun. :D

[temjinxzarron]

Nice story but if you dont want to die then make chappie longer!!

[Anbu Dr J]

i cant write long chapters. I can write frequent chapters but never long chapters. Thats just the way i write. And im thinking of killing off some people...hehehe

[ScareCrow]

its going pretty nicely...

u kno imma fan of yours...

keep up the work....

jutsu list:
Shikamaru's specialty jutsu is KageMane no Jutsu (the Shadow Imitation Technique).

Henge no Jutsu
» Transformation Skill
Appearance: Chapter 1
Used By: All Shinobi
Type: Genjutsu
Description: An illusionary jutsu that gives the user the appearance of another person or object. A commonly used skill.

» Kawarimi no Jutsu
» Body Substitute Skill
Appearance: Chapter 6
Used By: All Shinobi
Type: Ninjutsu
Description: A common jutsu - used to quickly replace a body with a close by object. Creates confusing among the opponent(s) - creating a chance to escape, or return with a larger strike. Useful for avoiding attacks, and hiding from potential enemies.

Kuchiyose no Jutsu
» Summoning Skill
Appearance: Chapter 48
Used By: Hatake Kakashi, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto
Type: Ninjutsu
Description: Using a contract, seal, and the users blood, allows the user to summon an animal. The type of the animal is determined by the contract used, and the blood is the 'signature'(Which can be on a scroll, tattoo, etc).

» Kugutsu no Jutsu
» Puppet Skill
Appearance: Chapter 34
Used By: Kankuro
Type: Ninjutsu
Description: Uses a doll as a weapon for combat. The doll is controlled by thin, almost invisible strings - that chakra flows down. The chakra brings the doll 'to life', and be used to switch places with the user, attack, or hide itself as another person.

Naruto Ninpocho; Shihou Hapou Shuriken no Maki
» Naruto's Ninja Art; All Direction, High Volume (Many) Shuriken Firing
Appearance: Chapter 134
Used By: Uzumaki Naruto
Type: Taijutsu
Description: Technique created by Naruto - follows Kage Bunshin no Jutsu. The Clones throw shuriken from all directions, creating a devastating attack.

» Kamaitachi no Jutsu
» Slashing Wind Skill
Appearance: Chapter 107
Used By: Temari
Type: Ninjutsu
Description: A jutsu that creates large gusts of wind from a fan strike.

» Uzumaki Naruto Bunshin 'Bodii Gachan'
» Uzumaki Naruto Clone Body Slam
Appearance: Chapter 133
Used By: Uzumaki Naruto
Type: Ninjutsu, Taijutsu
Description: Using Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, its a combination technique used to crush the opponent, or throw the real body behind the enemy. Naruto used this multiple times, and followed up with his own version or '1000 Years of Pain'.
» Uzumaki Naruto Rendan
» Uzumaki Naruto Combo
Appearance: Chapter 77
Used By: Uzumaki Naruto
Type: Ninjutsu/Taijutsu
Description: A copy of the Lion Rendan. Creates Four Shadow Clones, and follows a punch-kick combo, followed by a kick to the head, sending the opponent into the ground.
» Uzumaki Naruto Nisen Rendan
» Uzumaki Naruto 2000 Combo
Appearance: Chapter 134
Used By: Uzumaki Naruto
Type: Taijutsu
Description: Similar to the normal Uzumaki Naruto Rendan, except it uses a larger amount of clones - doing more damage. Also comes in the 'Yonsen Rendan', which is the number 4000, and more clones.



i think that's all for those 4 that i could find...i couldn't find one for Tenten...sorry

[Anbu Dr J]

thats kakashi. I will not be updating this fic for a while.So dont expect any updates.

[Anbu Dr J]

The next day Naruto was walking toward the bridge when he heard a "HEY NARUTO! HEY BEHIND YOU BAKA!"
Naruto turned around to find none other then..yes Tenten.
"IM NOT A BAKA! Don't call me a baka or else im gonna kick your butt!" screamed a hyperactive naruto.
"Psssh, I'll call you whatever I want!" replied Tenten. Naruto was steaming mad but continued walking in silence. As soon as they got to the bridge, they saw Shikamaru there with a annoyed expression on his face.
"Grr...they just HAVE to give us an A-Class mission for our first mission."sighed Shikamaru.
"We got an A-class mission??!!? GOOD JOB SHIKAMARU! You've actually done something good in your lazy life!" Shouted Naruto. Shikamaru shook his head and sighed again.
"Yeah...we got an A-class mission, we'll leave after Temari gets here. I know we were gonna do survival training today, BUT Tsuande-sama just happened to be in the neighborhood...and decided to give me a mission...augh how troublesome" said Shikamaru. Temari then was seen walking toward them with her usual attire. She was wearing her fan behind her back and wearing those fishnets she always wore. But today, instead of the usual bright annoying colors, she wore pretty much all black.
"Hmm...well this seems different. Why did you change your clothes?" asked Shikamaru.
"Well, I overheard you and Tsuande-sama talking about a mission, so i decided to wearing something comfy."said Temari. Shikamaru shook his head again and then took a duffel bag off the bench.
"Well heres your ANBU stuff...your masks and cloaks and stuff. Put it on so everybody knows we're ANBU"said Shikamaru. After 10 confusing minutes of losing masks,getting the cloaks tangled up, and complaing that these cloaks were 'not fashionable' they were ready to go.
"HECK YEAH! MY FIRST MISSION AS A ANBU STARTS NOW! IM GONNA KICK ASS!" screamed Naruto. Everyone else sweat dropped. After that they continued to walk down the the road.


BWAHAHA...i haven't updated in a while. Well I'll describe the mission later...i was doing hw and i got bored, so i decided to update! yay! reviews people! keep em coming!

[Jasper]

good but it took way way too long update more often

[Anbu Dr J]

sorry loyal fans, taking a leave for 1 month+. broke wrist playing football

[Anbu Dr J]

They continued to walk through the forest, when suddenly Shikamaru signaled for a stop.
"Well I think now would be a good time to stop and tell you about the mission." Said Shikamaru.
"Are we going to be doing an assasination mission? What about protecting some princess from S-Class criminals?" thought Naruto aloud.
"Naruto got it right for once...We're gonna be doing a assasination mission...We are to assinate a Suna Jounin...And his fellow comrades as well. It seems that he has been planning to kill the Kazekage and take over the village himself." stated Shikamaru.
"But are just 4 ANBU enough to talk out this Jounin and his other subordinates?" asked TenTen.
"It's a Special Jounin, 3 Other Jounin and 4 Chuunin." Stated Temari.
"And how did you know that Temari?" Asked Shikamaru.
"I still talk to the people in my old village...and they heard some things" said an annoyed Temari. So then they started again toward the Sand Village. It took 2 hours to get past the border from the Fire country to the sand country.
(im just going to skip to where they're just 6 miles away from the sand village so just use your minds to imagine how they camped out and stuff)
They continued walking toward the villlage when 2 Sand Jounin jumped out in front of them.
"What is your business here Konoha ANBU?"
"We are on a mission here, we do not need to reavel any details to you." said Shikamaru in a cold voice.

[ScareCrow]

ooooooooooooooo shika's such a tough guy...well at least in here he is :)

nice...keep writing and gl..

[tarmac]

All good so far, can't wait till the next release :D